Chapter 304 Let’s talk about the future in the future, let’s seize the present first.

Chapter 304 Let’s talk about the future in the future, let’s seize the present first.

Chapter 304 Let’s talk about the future in the future, let’s seize the present first.

As the exam started to start, the invigilators came over one after another with sealed bags.

It’s worthy of being a midterm exam, it’s very organized and the test papers are in sealed bags.

"Teacher Yan, what a coincidence, you are the invigilator again." Lin Li, who had just finished pinching his butt, came up and greeted Wang Zi, the head teacher of Class 5, who was walking towards him.

"Yes."

Wang Ziyan sighed, the beautiful morning never started well.

"Teacher, would you like some chewing gum? Don't worry, it's made in China. Of course, if you want imported one, I happen to have one here as well." Lin Li chewed the gum in his mouth that he had not yet spit out, and asked in accordance with the virtue of sharing.

Wang Ziyan: “…”

The dead memories began to attack themselves.

"Lin Li."

"Eh."

"Go away." Wang Ziyan smiled.

They always say hello when they meet in school. Plus, Wang Ziyan is young, so they are familiar with each other, so there is no need for Wang Ziyan to be polite to Lin Li.

"Teacher, this is against the ethics of a teacher."

"It disappeared from my sight with minimal friction."

"That's right~ This is in line with the identity of a teacher." Although Wang Ziyan was not a physics teacher, Lin Li still gave him a thumbs up.

"Oh, no wonder my right eye has been twitching today." Wang Ziyan sighed helplessly.

"Teacher, if your left eyelid twitches, it means you are about to make a fortune. This is the wisdom of our ancestors. If your right eyelid twitches, it means the orbicularis oculi muscle and the branches of the orbicularis oculi nerve controlled by the brain are experiencing intermittent autonomous tremor twitches. This is a normal phenomenon. You can trust science."

There are many popular science articles.

Although science and theology are often diametrically opposed, we cannot simply say they are opposites in many cases, but need to look at them dialectically, because sometimes they complement each other.

——The most famous example is that science created the airplane and two skyscrapers, but it was theology that brought the two together.

"Alright, alright, you are not allowed to eat during the exam. Throw up quickly and go in for the exam," Wang Ziyan shook his head and said helplessly, "Are you planning to do something weird again this time?"

"Don't worry, teacher. I'll bring these into the examination room later. Just a pad, three pens, a watch, a small piece of paper, a marker, and an eraser. What can go wrong with these?"

Lin Li spat out the chewing gum, took out the things he was going to bring into the examination room from his schoolbag, and said to Wang Ziyan.

"Did something weird get mixed in just now? Why bring a piece of paper with you to the exam?!"

Wang Ziyan, who caught the key words, widened his eyes, reached out and took the folded piece of paper from Lin Li's palm, and violently attacked Lin Li.

Privacy, opened it and took a look.

After reading the content, Wang Ziyan was stunned and looked puzzled: "What the hell is this?"

"Teacher, you haven't confiscated a love letter in your life, have you? Can't you see that this is a love letter?" Lin Li took the small note back and laughed, "Poor teacher who no one wants. Tsk."

Prince said: “?”

"no!"

“This… How can you tell it’s a love letter? And who said teacher, I, I, I… Lin Li! If you dare to show any sign of cheating, you’ll be finished!” Wang Ziyan withdrew his two mothers.

Class 4 examination room.

Wang Ziyan's voice was very loud, and he was shouting in the corridor. Chen Yuying was sitting next to the corridor window, so she could hear it clearly.

Chen Yuying, who was holding her cheek with one hand and shaking a pen between her two white fingers while waiting for the test paper to be distributed, couldn't help but smile when she heard these words.

Lin Li is so stupid.

Who told him this was a love letter? How could there be such a love letter?

Teacher Wang is also stupid.

It doesn't even look like a love letter. It must have been confiscated before.

……

after dinner.

Lin Li carried his own table and moved in through the back door with crab steps, while cheerfully shouting in a non-targeted AOE style:
"I feel really hot today. The test isn't difficult enough. Can I have three more papers?"

Perhaps it was because I was sitting in the first row with a limited vision, or perhaps it was because no one was cheating in the examination room. In any case, the system did not trigger the task during the exam like it did last time.

Lin Li just needs to take the exam peacefully.

Among the three subjects today, except for Chinese which was a bit mysterious, Lin Li felt that the other two subjects were easy.

Moreover, for the Chinese composition, among the large number of model essays that Lin Li wrote down, there were a few that barely matched. After combining them together, it could be considered a good match, so the score should not be too low.

"What's wrong, Bufan, you look so miserable."

After putting the table, which looked a little bloated due to the many textbooks that did not belong to him, back to its original place, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and asked.

"Despair." Bai Bufan looked at the test paper in his hand and sighed.

"what happened?"

"Didn't you just argue with the monitor in the corridor about what to choose for the last biology question?" Bai Bufan raised his eyes to look at Lin Li and spoke.

"Choose A, not C. We have reached an agreement. The monitor has surrendered to me and admitted that she was wrong. Hehehe." Lin Li snapped his fingers proudly.

This is the charge to victory!
The balance is already tilting towards me, win!

"Sure enough..." Bai Bufan leaned back and covered his face with the test paper.

"It's not your fault that you chose C. The question is too stupid. When the CO concentration in the container remains unchanged, the respiration rate of the entire plant is equal to the photosynthetic rate, not just the mesophyll cells. The non-photosynthetic cells are still respiring, and he is disgusted by this respiratory difference." Lin Li said.

Bai Bufan: "But I chose D."

"Then you are a complete idiot." Lin Li said without hesitation.

Bai Bufan: “…”

Such a violent and swift attack method, as if it was not thought through by the brain, but completely out of the inner fighting instinct.

"Fuck, do you understand my despair? When I heard you two arguing about whether it was A or C, my heart broke when I saw the D on my test paper!" Bai Bufan was helpless and helpless:
"What could be more desperate than this?"

"Yes, brother. Yes." Lin Li nodded.

"I saw a graduate student on the Internet. His project team's research topic is smart toilets. So in order to make the computer recognize feces, he needs to carefully pick out the feces parts from 2,000 toilet photos and feed them to the computer to cultivate an intelligent model."

Bai Bufan: “…”

Bai Bufan lowered his head and put the back of his hand against his forehead. Finally, he couldn't help laughing: "Thank you, miracle doctor. I suddenly feel that life is so wonderful."

How could there be such a hopeless way to die in the world?

"Pusps! Pusps - something's happening! Lin Li, Bufan, come quickly!" Before Lin Li could continue speaking, Zhou Baowei suddenly waved at the two of them outside the door.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan walked out of the classroom.

"Look downstairs, who are those two!" Zhou Baowei leaned on the guardrail (it didn't collapse, the quality is very good, thumbs up to Nansang Middle School) and pointed outside the teaching building.

The two of them moved closer and saw Wang Ze.

The most important thing is that there was a girl walking next to Wang Ze, whom the three of them did not know.

To be precise, it’s not that he doesn’t know her, but that he has never seen her in person. Lin Li has seen her photo. This is the senior student who was asked to take a look at her face.

"It's not photoshopped that much, it's really okay." After looking at it for a while with his hands clenched like binoculars, Bai Bufan shook his head and clicked his tongue.

Lin Li nodded. This senior student was probably one-tenth like Chen Yuying.

This is already a high evaluation.

And Wang Ze is probably equivalent to one percent of himself - which is also a very high evaluation.

So for him, it was a huge profit.

"As a brother, it's time to lend a helping hand to Wang Ze." Bai Bufan's eyes were firm.

"What are you going to do?" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei looked at him.

Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li first, and just as he was about to speak, he was stared at with a deathly gaze. After thinking for a while, he turned his head to look at Zhou Baowei, the bullied man, and asked seriously and solemnly: "Baowei, can you jump off the building and die now?"

"? Is that even human language your mother is talking about?" Zhou Baowei's mouth twitched slightly.

"According to the suspension bridge effect, opposite sexes tend to develop feelings for each other in dangerous situations. As long as you fall down, it will definitely cause an earthquake. I dare say that they will hug each other in the next second. Don't worry, when Wang Ze and his senior sister get married, no one will dare to touch the food unless your portrait is brought up."

Bai Bufan took the initiative to analyze the logic behind his suggestion and was very confident in it.

Zhou Baowei: “?”

Then he was almost thrown down by Zhou Baowei.

The teaching buildings for the first and second grades are separate, but the second and fourth floors are connected by an overhead corridor. However, Wang Ze and Qian Ying still chose to separate downstairs, and soon, Wang Ze appeared at the stairs on the second floor.

As he walked up, he noticed the teasing looks from Lin Li and the other two.

Bai Bufan: "I'm happy again, brother."

Zhou Baowei: "Be good to your sister-in-law."

Lin Li: "Bring the billiards out to play with my sister-in-law when you have time/."

Wang Ze: “…”

Where did these three social elementary school students come from?

In fact, he noticed the three girls upstairs when he was downstairs, but he didn't dare to recognize them.

Wang Ze dared to guarantee that as long as he made eye contact with them, the process would not be clear, but the result would definitely be the end.

"Get out." Wang Ze waved his hands repeatedly to hide his embarrassment.

"Didn't you say you don't know how to find topics to talk about? Why are you talking and laughing all the way?" Lin Li teased.

“It will all come naturally…” Wang Ze also leaned on the guardrail, looking at the first floor with a grin: “It won’t be so awkward after chatting for a while. Although I have a low EQ, she has a good personality and knows that I have a low EQ, so I don’t have to be so cautious…”

"So it's almost done?" Bai Bufan asked.

"She was the one pursuing me, and I don't hate her..." Wang Ze didn't answer directly, and then he felt distressed: "But it's a pity..."

"What a pity! Tell us something about your frustrations to cheer us up." Lin Li suddenly became excited.

Wang Ze: “…”

"Lin Li, you are a human being and I will eat you."

"Little greedy cat, I'll give you something to eat tonight. Now let's continue talking, hurry up." Lin Li urged.

"Alas, Senior Sister Qian is not from our province, she's from Jiang Su, and her family works here. She said that there are very few women in her family who marry out of the province. If this really happens, what will she do in the future?" Wang Ze sighed, looking melancholy.

"Cough--Puff, cough, cough!"

The three people nearby started coughing violently at the same time, patting their chests.

There was a sound of a window rolling open behind him, and Zhang Haoyang asked in surprise: "Why are you all coughing all of a sudden? Is the zombie apocalypse about to begin? Is the virus contagious?

Bao Wei, Lin Li, you two must not turn into zombies, that would be too scary..."

Hearing this, Bai Bufan coughed, turned his head, and looked at Zhang Haoyang with a little expectation.

Seeing that he didn't speak, she asked in a gentle voice: "Haoyang, did you forget to mention someone?"

"No." Zhang Haoyang was a little confused.

"What a little fool! Let me remind you again, the virus is about to break out, and I'm coughing too~" Bai Bufan pointed at himself in the tone of a kindergarten teacher and coughed twice on his own initiative.

"I know. Just transform yourself. Zombies like you can just be treated as small monsters." Zhang Haoyang snorted and said indifferently with a shrug.

Bai Bufan: “?”

"Your mother!"

Lin Li turned his head and looked at Wang Ze, questioning speechlessly:

"No, Wang Ze, how come you have thought so far? Zhuge Liang could only look at the top five cards of the deck when he was observing the stars, but you are looking directly at the bottom of the deck. What is this for?"

I think very far ahead, but they are all good things.

"It's understandable. It's like this when you're in love for the first time. Everyone always thinks about the future, but never considers whether there will be a future between him and her."

Zhang Haoyang, who was standing behind him, spoke with some sadness when he heard this.

The corridor was silent for a moment, and everyone seemed to have their own reasons.

"Zhang Haoyang, what's so profound about you, a otaku like Xiao Chu'nan?" Bai Bufan frowned in confusion.

"Fuck! Bufan, you are so hurtful! I won't talk to you anymore! Fuck!" The window was slammed shut. "Since you have thought so far ahead, Wang Ze, have you thought of a name for the child?" Lin Li asked again while continuing to quarrel with them.

"Not yet." Wang Ze shook his head.

Lin Li sneered, thinking that Wang Ze was still not as good as him.

Wang Ze: “?”

What's this inexplicable sense of superiority?

"I really don't understand you, Wang Ze. You haven't even started dating yet, so why are you fantasizing about the most horrible marriage?"

Seeing that Zhang Haoyang no longer paid attention to him, Bai Bufan returned to the three people, shook his head and sighed: "Marriage is exactly like a grenade. It's scary to think about it."

"What does this mean?" Wang Ze was a little confused.

"As soon as you pull the ring off, half of your house will be blown up with a bang. If the situation is bad, the whole house may be gone."

Bai Bufan pulled open the simulated explosion scene with both hands and explained at the same time.

Wang Ze: “…”

In a sense, it is true.

"Is there anyone who is so annoying?" Zhou Baowei said with a smile.

"Isn't that what the internet opinion is all about now? Damn, all about being strong within marriage, disputes over bride price, and the responsibilities of men and women.

Each one is more terrifying than the other. Novels require logic, but reality does not.

I've always been afraid of women, and now I'm even more afraid. I'm wondering if I can ask my parents to open a small account, and I'll let this big account be a DINK." Bai Bufan muttered.

"What does DINK mean? Does it mean Dink is in shock?" Zhou Baowei raised his hand.

"...You can understand it that way." Bai Bufan thought about it and wanted to refute, but then he felt that it was okay.

"As for the public opinion, I think someone is intentional," Lin Li said sharply, "The master earned 1.1 yuan, so he gave 1 yuan to all the male employees and yuan to all the female employees.

Then the man and woman fought over the 0.1 yuan, the man said he deserved it, the woman said it was unfair, and no one cared about the 0.1 yuan in the man's pocket.

However, before the four of them could continue typing, the bell for the start of evening self-study rang.

So the four of them walked into the classroom, and at the same time brought the topic back to the topic that had gone off topic:
"Wang Ze, I understand that you can imagine the beauty of the future, but don't imagine the worries of the future. Isn't that just worrying about nothing?"

Lin Li transformed into a life mentor and gave Wang Ze guidance.

"Remember, there is a phrase called 'seize the moment', which means that the crotch is the most secure."

"So you just need to listen to your crotch. If it thinks it's good, then it's really good. That's enough."

"Remember, 'enjoy life while you can' and 'seize the moment'. Combining the two together means 'seize the moment and enjoy life while you can'. This is the true meaning of life."

Wang Ze, Zhou Baowei, Bai Bufan: "?"

"What the hell is this about seizing the moment?" Wang Ze's mouth twitched slightly.

"Then just tell me whether you want me to seize the moment." Lin Li asked calmly.

Wang Ze: “…”

Not a buddy?

Facing Lin Li's gaze, Wang Ze said nothing, just looked away (feeling guilty).

"Don't play dead, Wang Ze, look in my ass! Answer me!" Lin Li said aggressively, "Do you want to? Speak!"

“…I want to.” The young man Wang Ze from Xiling stood at attention.

“It happened in seconds, so now you know what you should and shouldn’t consider.” Lin Li’s tone immediately became gentle again, and he patted Wang Ze on the shoulder, saying with some relief.

"Thank you, father. I really understand it immediately." Wang Ze raised his thumb with a slightly complicated expression and nodded.

……

After school.

Lin Li first rode his bike home, then took a taxi to Laoyou Road again, ready to hunt the fourth group of unlucky guys.

"Building a peaceful Xiling is everyone's responsibility"

But after not being there for two days, Laoyou Road seemed to have changed a little.

As soon as Lin Li got off the car, he saw a huge promotional billboard appear in front of him. There was a spotlight at the bottom shining on the text, making it look particularly bright.

Lin Li blinked, having a bad feeling in his heart, but continued to walk towards Laoyou Road.

"..."

"Oh my god." Lin Li's mouth twitched.

I saw that solar street lights were now installed on both sides of the originally dim alley. Although some of them seemed not to be connected to the power line, the few that could be used normally could already illuminate the road surface with their cold white light.

On the lamp poles, in addition to new street lights, you can also see newly installed spherical surveillance cameras every hundred meters or so. Some of them are slowly rotating, and the red indicator lights are flashing regularly in the night, which is very conspicuous.

But this is not the most obvious thing.

The most eye-catching thing is the new electronic notice board at the intersection.

Warning slogans such as "Robbery of property will be severely punished", "Do not break the law and commit evil", and "This section of road has been included in the 24-hour smart monitoring area. Let's work together to protect Ping'an Xiling" are played on it.

Where the hell is this? Is this still Laoyou Road?

Lin Li walked in silence all the way, his original joy and anticipation gradually fading.

When he saw the familiar snack stand, he went up and ordered another serving of chicken fillet, and asked in a heavy and sad voice:
"Uncle, do you still remember me? Can I ask you what happened to Laoyou Road? Why do all the infrastructure seem to have been updated?"

"Oh, you mean this? Of course, I just made it these past two days, how can it not be new?" the stall owner said to Lin Li happily after hearing this:

"I heard that because there have been so many incidents here recently, the higher-ups have started to pay attention to this place again."

"The street lights and surveillance cameras were just installed in the past two days, and some are not yet finished."

"This morning, the institute and the street office held a briefing at the community service center, and I went there."

"What did you say?" Lin Li asked.

"I didn't listen. I started to doze off after receiving half a dozen eggs. I work at the night stall every day, so how can I be energetic in the morning?" said the stall owner as a matter of course.

Lin Li: "..."

"Anyway, they're talking about some cleanup, but have you noticed that there aren't many hooligans around at night?
It seems that the vocational and technical schools nearby have also been interviewed, and the management is now very strict. As for the Hongtu school, it seems that one of their students got into trouble a few days ago, and now they are simply under closed management.

The KTV bar was also implicated, and the person in charge was called to a meeting.”

"Not only that, during this period, the police also come to patrol from time to time to ensure our public security."

"It's not easy, it's really not easy. Finally, I'm not just developing the new city. I think of our old city area. Although my business has become a little worse, I still think it's good..." The stall owner sighed.

Lin Li: "..."

silence.

"Hey, what a coincidence, young man, look, speak of the devil and he's patrolling here again." The stall owner's eyes suddenly lit up and he raised his chin towards the end of the road.

Lin Li turned his head and saw a police car without sirens or lights slowly driving over and then stopped right next to the stall.

The car door opened, Yan Aosong got out and came to Lin Li.

"Lin Li, what a coincidence, you are here tonight too?" Yan Aosong said with a smile.

"……Um."

"Boss, I'd like a large portion of chicken fillet too. How much?" After greeting, Yan Aosong looked at the stall owner.

"Oh, it's free, it's free. You've worked hard, how can I charge you for this chicken fillet?" The boss laughed.

"No, that won't work. We still have to collect what we should. There are rules. Twelve, right? Just scan it."

"Okay, I'll give you a little more as a token of my appreciation. I can't say anything about this."

"Okay, thank you, boss."

Lin Li waited until the conversation was over before asking, "Uncle Yan, are you patrolling here?"

"Yes," Yan Aosong nodded, "The public security has been very bad recently. The Municipal Bureau has been promoting the 'Beautiful Xiling' public security rectification special operation. After what happened, the old city is now a key area for attack and has been included in the coverage of the second phase."

"Time is too short now. The infrastructure is not in place yet, so we can only make up for it with manpower. So I was asked to patrol here during this period to prevent those scoundrels from taking advantage of the fact that the surveillance has not been fully installed yet to cause trouble."

Yan Aosong explained in a gentle voice, and looked at Lin Li, and they both smiled.

It’s just that one smile is sincere and the other is bitter.

"Uncle, are you only guarding against those scoundrels..." Lin Li asked with a sad face.

"Of course, I'm also on guard against you." Yan Aosong smiled more sincerely and spoke frankly.

Lin Li: "..."

Grass.

Sincerity is the ultimate weapon, Lin Li was killed anyway.

"Lin Li." Looking up at the night sky, Yan Aosong let out a long sigh and spoke.

"Hey, uncle, I'm here, go ahead." Lin Li's expression was mechanical and stiff.

"Although it was originally in the plan, you have made a great contribution by urging us to actually implement it."

"what?"

"Without your promotion of these incidents, things would not have developed so smoothly. When I applied for approval, there was almost no obstruction, and the community was also very cooperative."

"Yang Liang told me about your true nature. Suddenly I thought, maybe... this is what you really want us to do, but you haven't said it out loud, or you can't express it well, right?"

Lin Li: "?"

How on earth did Uncle Yang introduce himself to you to make you think like this...

Slander! He slandered me!
"Uncle, if I say this is not true, can you withdraw this action?" Lin Li said weakly.

"What?" Because Lin Li spoke very softly, Yan Aosong didn't hear clearly.

"Nothing... I'm not that great..." Lin Li sighed, knowing that it was impossible to withdraw.

Yan Aosong didn't care and patted Lin Li on the shoulder:

"No matter what you think, Lin Li, you have to remember that this is the right way. Don't hurt others, and don't hurt yourself. Don't be so extreme next time. It's meaningless. Do you understand?"

"The power of one person is always weak."

“Batman waits for justice in his Gotham, and Gotham will always be a city of sin, because he is alone, without even parents.

But Xiling is not Gotham, Black Silk Man, you have to remember that you are not, and many of us stand with you. "

As Yan Aosong spoke, he felt a little excited, so he smiled with a little pride:

"In order to start the work this week, your uncle Yan and I have put in a lot of effort. Otherwise, it will take another week or two to start the renovation. I have been very busy these days. Lin Li, shouldn't you thank your uncle?"

Although he does not accept the name of Gordon, he is actually Gordon after all and has become a righteous partner in the darkness!

Lin Li: "?"

I grass!

Uncle Yan! You are guilty of a heinous crime! Give me back my crucial one or two weeks!
Seeing Lin Li staring at him with eyes wide open, Yan Aosong felt a little shy at this look that should be of gratitude, and waved his hand:

"Don't look at me like that. I should have done it."

“…Thank you, thank you.”

"You're welcome. Are you happy, Black Silk Man, that the day you've longed for has arrived so soon?"

"Happy, I'm so happy hahaha woooooooo TAT..."

Looking at Lin Li who was crying with joy, Yan Aosong's face became more kind and he continued to pat Lin Li's shoulder:

"From now on, Xi Ling no longer needs Black Silk Man."

"Lin Li, be the White Silk Knight."

"Uncle, but I feel like I'm more like the Joker now. I don't want to stay in Xiling anymore. I want to go back to Gotham. Batman said he won't hit me anymore." Lin Li smiled sadly.

Where is Wang Yuezhi, my good lunch brother?
Long time no see, I missed you so much, Ochi.

Can I borrow a red nose?

Yan Aosong: “?”

(End of this chapter)