Chapter 313 something for nothing, 100 fusion!

Chapter 313 something for nothing, 100 fusion!

Chapter 313 something for nothing, 100% fusion!

On the return journey in BYD.

Because they had been eating the whole afternoon, and Lin Li still had a bag of unfinished snacks and cold dishes in his hands, so even though it was already past six o'clock, the three of them were not too hungry.

Therefore, the three of them did not have dinner nearby. In addition, they were not very familiar with Jinshui Town and there was really nothing to do there, so they chose to return to Xiling first.

"Master, is it driving so steadily?"

In the car, Lin Li was feeling uneasy. After hesitating for a while, he spoke to the driver in the front seat.

"Are you in a hurry?"

The driver glanced at Lin Li in the rearview mirror and then asked.

Feeling the two girls beside him who were originally looking down at photos look up at him with concern and surprise, Lin Li couldn't lie with his eyes open, so he could only laugh awkwardly and shook his head:
"Not really. The online ride-hailing cars I took before were all as fast as possible. It was a little strange for me to suddenly see this car become so stable."

"Of course I'm different from them!" The driver was immediately proud and said, "When you took the taxi just now, did you see my rating? Five points! If you click on it, you can see that it is a full five points, without a single bad review, not a single one!
This is my reputation. The platform has used me as a learning example twice.

Other drivers just want to drive faster and make more money, but I am different. If the passengers are in a hurry and want to go faster, then I will naturally drive at full speed. But if they are not in a hurry, then I will make the passengers feel comfortable.

Young man, have you noticed that every time I turn a corner, I slow down a long way in advance?
What we strive for is that when you are turning, each of you can sit still firmly in the car. Not to mention playing with your mobile phone, even drinking water and eating will not be affected at all. Therefore, passengers who are prone to motion sickness will not feel too sick or even not feel sick at all.

"Girls, what do you think of this speed? Is it okay?"

After the driver finished speaking, he looked at Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan expectantly.

"Very good, I can Photoshop it without any worries. Thank you, driver. I will definitely give you a good review later."

Ding Sihan, who thought Lin Li was simply looking for someone to chat with, nodded immediately after hearing what he said.

Chen Yuying blinked, turned her head to look at Lin Li beside her, then nodded to the driver with a smile.

People and anthropomorphic emotions do not share the same joys and sorrows.

Lin Li gritted his teeth and smiled.

You still ask me if I found it?

Of course I fucking discovered it (╬~皿~).

Shit, I even asked you this specifically because I discovered this (╬~皿~), damn!
Who told you to slow down at the curve, Zhongdeng, huh? Answer me!
Have you ever thought that there may be some passengers in this world who just like to ride in a car that tosses them around?

Oh my god, why is this driver so bad?

When facing a curve, he only wanted to slow down instead of drifting. Lin Li didn't even know how he played QQ Speed ​​when he was a kid. How could he resist?

I seriously doubt that when the driver was playing QQ Speed, there was no female character willing to marry him.

The more Lin Li thought about it, the angrier he became.

Damn, this b*tch, when I open the app on it and the shake ad pops up, it can't even jump out, how can it be so stable?

You are safe, then who will make up for the relationship between you and Yingbao? Zhan Yapeng? He will make up for it!

And "all five points! Not a single negative review"?
Zhongdeng, just be glad that you didn't call this car with your mobile phone, otherwise you would suddenly see bad reviews and lose money in a couple of days.

And you, Ding Sihan, you still agree with this? I really need to expel you from the society!

What, Yingbao, you also nodded? Then Ding Sihan must be expelled from the group!

Of course, even though Lin Li was already roaring and cursing the entire world in his heart, he still had to smile and give two thumbs up:

"That's awesome, uncle! Didi is so lucky to have a driver like you!"

“Didi should thank the salesperson of this car. When I went to the offline store, I hadn’t paid yet, but the salesperson had already added me to five Didi groups and said he would take my car after get off work so that I could get the first order.

Without him, I wouldn’t have been able to get into this industry so quickly.”

The driver waved his hand modestly.

The BYD in the ditch has decided that he will no longer be an astronaut eating jelly, but will be a transportation manager. He will check every BYD he sees, especially those parked on the roadside with their hazard lights on!

I'm totally going to destroy this brand!

But Lin Li finally accepted his fate, leaned back in his chair, tilted his head, and looked at what the two were doing.

Everyone is sifting through the large number of photos taken in the afternoon.

"Ding Ding, you always edit your photos so carefully and make the environment perfect, but your Moments are only visible for three days. What's your goal?" Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan and asked with some confusion.

"Idiot, I can't guarantee that I can photoshop the photos the same every time. What if someone finds out after comparing them? It must be visible for three days." Ding Sihan cursed without even raising his head.

Lin Li: “…I’m sorry.”

It suddenly seemed reasonable.

"So, are we just going to disperse when we get back later, or what?" After a moment of silence, the idle Lin Li spoke again.

Because it was uncertain how long they would play in the pet park, the three of them had no plans and had no idea what to do next.

"It's not even seven o'clock when we get to Xiling. Wouldn't it be too early to just disperse? What do you two have to do tonight?" Upon hearing this, Ding Sihan put down his phone and asked, folding his arms.

Lin Li and Chen Yuying naturally shook their heads.

"Then let me think..."

"Why don't we just go to the theater near my house and watch a movie? I haven't watched one in a while. We'll be almost hungry by the time we finish watching it, so we can have dinner and a midnight snack. It won't be too late to go home before 10 o'clock, just right."

After hearing this, Ding Sihan thought for a while and quickly came up with a plan.

In a small county town, if you don't go far, there are only a few forms of entertainment, nothing fancy.

"all right."

"I have no opinion."

Seeing that the two agreed, Ding Sihan temporarily stopped her photo editing work, opened Tao Piaopiao, and started watching recent movies in theaters.

The quality of cinema movies has been getting worse and worse in recent years. There are very few movies that are worth looking forward to and that people can’t wait to watch as soon as they are released.

The domestic situation can only be said to be stable, and there are still occasional movies that catch your eye, but abroad... ZZ is correct and extremely evil.

Black Snow Princess and the Clown Mermaid are examples.

It can only be said that the only IP in Disney's hands that can avoid this kind of blackening is "Mulan". After all, Mulan needs to join the army for her father - provided that there is a father.

After reading for a while, Ding Sihan brought the phone to Chen Yuying who was sitting in the middle, so that Lin Li and Chen Yuying could see the content clearly, and said:

"I think these few are probably worth watching. I'm more interested in this suspense film. What do you think?"

Of course there are romance movies in the cinema, but Ding Sihan knows that Lin Li might fall asleep while watching them, so forget it.

"I can do this one, too." Chen Yuying nodded.

"Then I'll go watch this action movie." Lin Li pointed to another movie on his phone, then looked at the two girls: "When the movie is over, let's meet at the entrance of the theater."

"..."

"..."

BYD was quiet for a moment. Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying, and even the driver in the front seat were staring at Lin Li through the rearview mirror.

The three people had different looks in their eyes.

——The driver was looking at the idiot in shock.

——Ding Sihan was looking at the idiot in silence.

——Chen Yuying is cutely looking at the idiot.

"Damn it! Uncle! Look at the road! Look at the road! Stop looking at me. You don't want to get into a car accident and then have me give you a bad review, do you?!" Lin Li said anxiously.

It's fine if they look at themselves like this, Zhongdeng, look at the road!!

"Oh, sorry, sorry." The driver apologized repeatedly and looked forward, but he would glance at Lin Li from time to time with a complicated look in his eyes.

"Okay, stop looking at me like that. I was just kidding. Let's just watch the movie you chose."

Seeing that Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying were still staring at him with the same look, Lin Li smiled and waved his hand.

Sure enough, if you want to learn from Hikigaya Hachiman and be a Sigma man, you still have to pay a price.

Ding Sihan's home is next to the county library, which has a very good geographical location and complete supporting facilities. A comprehensive shopping mall with a cinema is naturally not far away.

But the less steps one has to walk, the better. Ding Sihan changed the destination on Didi and had the car take him directly to the shopping mall.

arrival.

The journey was very smooth. The experienced driver was always steady. When getting off the car, Lin Li gritted his teeth and said thank you to the driver.

"Let's go buy a cup of milk tea." The movie tickets had all been bought in the car. After checking the start time, there was still some left, Ding Sihan said.

"it is good."

"Hello, what would you like to order? There is a promotion going on recently. The second cup of all items ordered through the mini program is half price."

After seeing the three people approaching, the cashier immediately introduced them with a standard smile.

"Then give me the second of three cups." Lin Li said happily.

Cashier: "(;☉_☉)?"

"But, maybe that won't work."

The cashier looked at Lin Li, whose smile was innocent but handsome, and suddenly understood something.

People, just two strokes.

A handsome man is only the second stroke of handsomeness.

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "..."

How come I was just thinking about what to drink and didn't keep an eye on this guy, causing him to go crazy again?

"Lin Li, what would you like to drink?" With a sigh, but still used to it, Chen Yuying just asked.

"I don't want to drink it. You two can order some. I'll drink AD calcium milk. There's some left." Lin Li patted the bag in his hand and said to the two.

"If you can't afford to drink, call me mom. I'll buy you a drink." Ding Sihan said with a smile, "I married a wealthy businessman, but my husband is infertile. I want a child. If you can help me realize my dream of becoming a mother, I will reward you handsomely, 13 yuan." Lin Li was amused, and pointed at Ding Sihan with a smile, "You didn't ask for a child in the advertisement for a huge sum of money, did you? I took off my pants, and you told me that you just want me to call you mom? TD!"

"You really don't want to drink?"

"I don't have anything to drink."

Because they knew Lin Li's personality well, they knew what he really thought and naturally did not force him.

After getting the milk tea, the three of them took the elevator to the top-floor cinema.

……

It's a suspenseful murder film with dark main tone, and there were quite a few people in the theater.

Ding Sihan was watching intently when someone patted her on the shoulder. She turned around and saw it was Chen Yuying.

After seeing the scene clearly and understanding Chen Yuying's intention, Ding Sihan reached out and poked Lin Li from a distance through Chen Yuying.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li turned his head and asked in a low voice with concern.

"Lin Li, I'm a little scared." Ding Sihan swallowed and said in a whisper.

Lin Li was a little surprised. It was normal for a suspenseful case to have some horror touch, but the person in front of him was Ding Sihan, a god as brave as Wei Kun, how could he be afraid of this?
Lin Li asked doubtfully: "No, the squad leader and I are not afraid, what are you afraid of? What's so scary about this?"

Ding Sihan took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Then can you put down your pen and write it down?"

——Just now, Chen Yuying patted herself to signal herself to go look at Lin Li.

Then, he saw Lin Li concentrating on taking notes.

——In addition, the current plot of the movie is that the police are reviewing how the murderer handled the body in such a skillful way.

Regardless of where Lin Li got the paper and pen from, why was he frantically taking notes on the potion at this time?

Ding Sihan was really scared.

"Well, I'm just a kid and I'm just taking notes for fun. Don't worry. Am I still holding a grudge against you for asking me to call you mom? Am I taking notes now so that I can use them on you later? How is that possible? I can't do such a thing."

Lin Li waved his hand and said with a smile.

Ding Sihan: "..."

I feel like I'm about to die.

Fortunately, Yingbao took action. After patting Lin Li, he directly confiscated his paper and pen.

……

The movie ended, it was pretty satisfactory.

The three of them randomly found a restaurant in the complex to eat.

"Yuying, how are you going to get back later? Take a taxi? It's not safe to take a taxi alone at night." Halfway through the meal, Ding Sihan looked up and asked.

"It was the family car that came to pick me up." Chen Yuying replied with a smile.

"Then squad leader, you missed the chance to let the warm-hearted Lin Li send you back." Lin Li heard this and shook his head with emotion, "I have sent Qu Wanqiu back several times, and I will send Ding Sihan back soon, but you are the only one who doesn't have this honor. How pitiful, how pitiful."

"Are you going to take a taxi with me and then take one home yourself?"

"This is what a warm man looks like."

"Definitely next time." Chen Yuying smiled sweetly.

"Wait, why are you sending me back? My house is right next to me, and it only takes a few minutes to walk back. It's a safe road all the way. Can't you just go back by yourself?" Ding Sihan was stunned when he heard this, and asked with a frown.

"I've already told you that we gentlemen are like this." Lin Li straightened his collar, looking a little complacent, and smiled gently at Ding Sihan: "Hanhan, I must take you home today."

"yue——"

"Lin Li, you have a crush on me?"

After vomiting, Ding Sihan hugged herself, shrank into the corner, and looked at Lin Li vigilantly.

Lin Li's expression was still gentle, but his voice couldn't help but change its tone a little -

"2b, my bike is downstairs at your house. Even if your dad is waiting for you downstairs today, I will still go with him to take you home."

Ding Sihan: “Huh?”

"Hahaha--"

Ding Sihan is suspected to be an M. Even though she was scolded, she was smiling happily.

"You should have told me earlier. Okay, now you are allowed to be this princess's knight." Ding Sihan raised her index finger.

“…I’m too lazy to criticize.” Lin Li also raised his middle finger.

After eating and drinking, the three of them paid the bill and took the escalator downstairs.

"We had so much fun today~" Ding Sihan held Chen Yuying's arm and exclaimed loudly:

"I'm already looking forward to next week. We've already agreed on this week, no one is allowed to make excuses not to come. Ahhhh, time please pass faster~~ I want to go to the night market~~"

Can battle cries also be used to speed up time?

I don’t know, maybe. After all, Lin Li doesn’t understand battle cries.

"Yeah." Chen Yuying also smiled and nodded, "I'm very, very happy too."

"I really envy you for being able to have such a good friend like me and being so happy every day, but I can only have a bunch of bad friends."

Lin Li, who was walking behind, sighed when he heard this.

"Get out." Ding Sihan raised his middle finger behind him without turning his head.

When Chen Yuying heard this, she looked up, locked eyes with Lin Li on the escalator, and asked, "Are you unhappy today?"

“Hiss—well, I have to admit that I’m still 95% happy.” Lin Li thought for a moment and said.

Today was perfect except for the ignorant driver on the return trip.

"What about the remaining 5%?" Ding Sihan was not satisfied and turned back.

"This is to prevent you two from being too proud. It leaves room for improvement. I hope you can do better next time." Lin Li said with a smile.

"Tsk." Ding Sihan sneered.

"Yingbao, which door does your car park at?" Ding Sihan asked when they arrived on the first floor.

"East Gate."

"That's over here, follow me." Ding Sihan was familiar with this place, leading the way in front, holding Chen Yuying's arm and rubbing against her: "It's the saddest moment of separation again, Yingbao, my Yingbao~"

"We can see each other tomorrow. We saw each other yesterday as well. Seeing you every day makes me sad for your dam." Lin Li scolded with a smile from behind.

"You are the only one who talks too much, you little man, you little mouth, don't say anything!"

Lin Li and Chen Yuying looked at each other.

To be exact, after the National Day, the two of them met almost every day, and there was always a reason to meet every Saturday. This lasted for more than a month.

"Maybe it's because I'm too sexy. A small separation can make me cry. There's nothing I can do about it." Ding Sihan rubbed her non-existent tears and sobbed.

"Who said that changing the preface in Chinese would not affect the reading?" Lin Li laughed and scolded, "Be sentimental if you want to be sentimental, and stop talking about how sexy you are."

Walking out of the comprehensive center, there was a car with its hazard lights on parked not far away.

The driver was the Chen family driver that Lin Li had met before, not Chen Zhongping.

"See you tomorrow, squad leader."

Watching Chen Yuying open the car door, Lin Li held the back of his head and said lazily.

"Good~"

Chen Yuying, who had already put one foot into the car, paused slightly.

"Lin Li."

She looked back at Lin Li, and when she turned around, the pleated hem of her skirt swirled into dark green ripples.

"Hey, I'm here, how come—"

The moment Chen Yuying suddenly turned back, the tip of her shoe kicked away half of a ginkgo leaf on the roadside.

She almost fell into Lin Li's arms with her eyes closed. The scent of citrus shampoo from the collar of her sweater mixed with the unique youthful scent of a girl, which fluttered and spread when their clothes rubbed against each other.

“You have to be 100% happy~”

The girl raised her face and her voice was as light as a feather, brushing across the boy's heart.

The street lights were bright, illuminating the crimson skin behind her ears and spreading to her collar.

Afterwards, Chen Yuying got into the back seat as if escaping. Her knees lightly touched the soft rubber on the car door, making a dull sound, and she didn't even bother to rub it.

Perhaps it was to urge the driver, and after a moment, the taillights came on and the vehicle gradually moved away.

I was left standing there in a daze, with the fragrance still lingering in the air.

Oh, yes, yes, there is also Ding Sihan next to them.

The two had somewhat synchronized expressions, both staring blankly at the vehicle that was going away and blending into the traffic flow.

Ding Sihan, whose eyes were still filled with shock, finally closed his mouth, swallowed his saliva, and licked his slightly dry lips.

Coming to Lin Li's side, he elbowed Lin Li's waist. After hearing the scream beside him, Ding Sihan did not turn his head, still looking at the direction where Chen Yuying left, and said in disbelief:

"Six hundred and sixty-six, Lin Li, you...are not salty anymore?"

Lin Li half-knelt slowly and elbowed Ding Sihan's waist (if he didn't half-kneel, he couldn't elbow her waist, and elbowing her chest was a bit rogue). After hearing the screams beside him, he didn't turn his head, still looking at the direction where Chen Yuying left, and shook his head to answer:

"I don't know, she, um...she doesn't act anymore??"

(End of this chapter)