Chapter 312 Everything is ready, all we need is the east wind

Chapter 312 Everything is ready, all we need is the east wind

Chapter 312 Everything is ready, all we need is the east wind

Listening to Lin Li's singing, Ding Sihan was stunned.

Who says that simple Chinese civilians can't make civilian C4 with their own hands?

Isn't this coming?

You must remember that the only difference between C4 and A5 is that C4 has a countdown, but A5 does not. When you use OPPO A5 to fight the enemy, the enemy will not know when it will explode - of course, you don't know either.

"Are you still playing with your cell phone?"

Ding Si was stunned for a moment, then picked up his phone again, searched for a while, then looked up at Lin Li and began to sing in reverse:
"According to Article 125 of the Criminal Law and Article 30 of the Public Security Administration Punishment Law, making homemade bombs without permission is a serious violation of the law! Illegal manufacture of explosives, regardless of whether they are used or cause consequences, constitutes the crime of "illegal manufacture of explosives", which can be punished by imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years; if the circumstances are serious, the maximum sentence can be life imprisonment or even death penalty!
Lin Li, go and turn yourself in. You can still be saved. You don't want Ying Bao to be a widow for the rest of her life, do you? "

Chen Yuying: “?”

Why does this cue yourself?

"Haha, you're trying to change the subject. You want to deny your dish, right?"

Lin Li cheerfully ignored these words and continued to poke Ding Sihan's lungs.

"You, you! I'm good at it. There are two levels in this game. I've reached the seventh level before, which is equivalent to the king level of the king. I'm a double king, understand?"

Ding Yiji's face turned red, veins on his forehead popped out, and he began to argue.

Then there were some incomprehensible words, such as "delayed judgment does not count as a missed attack", "character level T3", "ban position targeting in the hall"...

Oh no, Lin Li, who has never played Identity V, really doesn’t understand.

But it doesn’t matter, there is a formula, just apply it:

"If you're not good at it, practice more. If you can't afford to lose, don't play. The past is the past, and the present is the present. If you keep comparing the past to the present, why don't you compare it with the time when you were born!"

"?"

“Ahhhhhh Lin Li, die!!”

Ding Sihan is like this. If he can't win an argument, he gets angry and stands up and does a Leo Kick with amazing power.

Fortunately, Lin Li was also standing, so his kidney escaped the disaster.

"Come here, Lin Li, come here. I'll give you the phone and you can play with it. I want to see what you can do with it!" Ding Sihan said angrily.

“I’ve never played this game.”

"If you're scared, you're scared!"

"Since you insist on doing this, huh, Ding Sihan, just wait and see how you are still no match for a novice." Seeing Ding Sihan being so aggressive, Lin Li picked up his phone without hesitation and made some harsh remarks.

Confidence is the pinnacle.

……

"Total defeat."

Hehehe, there’s really nothing we can do about you four, you all ran away.

"Lin Li, I believe you are a real novice." Ding Sihan covered her stomach with one hand and knelt on the picnic mat with laughter. Her mocking smile was as arrogant as Lin Li's before.

Lin Li sighed.

The script shouldn't be like this.

Damn it, I am a cheater.

Someone like me who has deep blue points, shouldn't be doubted first, and then really be frustrated in the beginning, but with incredible comprehension, I learned all the skills in one game, and made a wonderful counterattack at the last moment. Everyone gasped and said this guy is so terrifying, and then I can say something cool like "I can steal the screenshots, but what about my talent"?
How come it was that I was defeated at the beginning, continued to be defeated in the middle, and was defeated again at the end?

I'm not Zhou Baowei, why should I take so many medicines?

System, you useless thing, I'm angry. Unless you give me some easy-to-complete tasks, I won't talk to you anymore, hum.

"It's your points that were lost, and you're still having fun here." Lin Li could only say to Ding Sihan in a cold tone.

"It doesn't matter. It's worth it." Ding Sihan became generous at this time.

But Lin Li didn’t care. In fact… it was quite comfortable.

When I was playing the game just now, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying were sitting on either side of me, watching me play the game.

To be honest, Lin Li’s mind was no longer on the game.

She leaned her head forward, so close that the wind blew, and the citrus scent of shampoo swept across her earlobe. The warm breath exuded by the girl's laughter formed a subtle temperature difference in the November wind, making her earlobe itchy and her heart itchy too.

The feeling here is something that cannot be described to outsiders.

I'm willing to lose ten more games, no, I'm willing to lose even a hundred - it's Ding Sihan's account after all, so I wouldn't feel bad even if it lost points or was blocked.

Lin Li turned his head and looked at Chen Yuying, who was now also smiling, and teased: "You are smiling so happily, let me ask you to try it too? Let's see if the smile will be transferred."

"No need, I'm not very good at playing," Chen Yuying shook her head, "I haven't played this game many times, it was Sihan who asked me to play, so I gave it a try."

"So what games do you usually play, squad leader?" Lin Li asked curiously, "Egg Party? Yuanmeng Star? Or is there a game that makes you younger the more you play it? That's the mobile version of Peace Elite~"

Lin Li, who was originally singing the Peaceful Heroes Song rhythmically, suddenly lowered his head to look at his mobile phone.

Oh my god, didn’t I just mention the four words “Yuanmeng Star”? Could it be that Tencent has already started downloading it for me?

Phew—luckily, fortunately, not yet.

"I have downloaded all of them on my phone, but I've never really played them," Chen Yuying smiled and shook her head. "I rarely play video games, and I don't play any of them all the time."

Lin Li had indeed rarely seen Chen Yuying playing games, so he asked curiously:

"So what do you usually do in your free time? You're not studying, are you? Damn it, I'm going to fight you, the King of Papers!"

Putting together a bed is also putting together.

Pinhaofan… Although Lin Li is no longer wealthy enough to eat Pinhaofan, he is still willing to accompany Chen Yuying if she wants to eat.

"Of course not. I usually go out with my mom to play or do beauty and skin care. Occasionally I'll take some special classes. Do you think I know a few popular dance styles? How did that happen?

The remaining free time is spent watching dramas, variety shows, and short videos."

Chen Yuying smiled and shook her head and explained.

Oh, Lin Li almost forgot, this is what children from rich families are like. Their parents will take them to see the world and expand their interests.

For many of them, games are indeed not very necessary. After all, reality can be more interesting, so why bother to engage in boring virtuality?

Only those who can't find fun in reality will indulge in it.

Damn, Yu Yu, this guy is still alive, he jumped.

Hey, wait, I think I also have 40 million gold, I almost forgot, hehe, it’s okay, I won’t jump, I should let others have the chance to jump off the building.

After all, if someone jumps off a building, the entire rooftop may have to be closed, so it’s better not to waste public resources.

"It's time to stop laughing, Hanzi. Identity V is not my home turf. Why don't we do some farm work? I see you have a cell phone too. I'm better at that."

Lin Li elbowed the still laughing Ding Sihan in the calf with his knee and patted the picnic mat.

"Sure, let's play a match and let Yingbao come along. She has a cell phone, too." Ding Sihan punched Lin Li's knee in return and nodded.

Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying obediently turned the screen of her mobile phone sideways, and then said "timi" - I haven't played it for a long time, I must update it, so I let it download first.

"OK." Lin Li nodded.

"Lin Li, which hero do you plan to play?" Ding Sihan asked after opening the game.

Lin Li: “Yao.”

Ding Sihan: "(;☉_☉)?"

"Say it again, what are you playing?!" Ding Sihan resisted the urge to grab Lin Li by the collar and question him, and spoke word by word.

"Yao, Sun Bin is also fine, "He's so cute, of course he's a boy"~"

Lin Li's artificial imitation of the lines of the characters in the game made Chen Yuying laugh.

"You play Yao, what should my Yingbao play?"

Lin Li was so angry that he laughed, and Ding Sihan helped Chen Yuying speak.

"Don't girls like mid laners? She can play mid lane."

Ding Sihan laughed again, but still without much laughter: "Lin Li, you also know that girls like to play midfielder. Well, you two have played midfielder. What should I play? I'll play shooter. Will you protect me?"

"You play shooter." Lin Li nodded when he heard it.

"Well, that's fine. My uncle dotes on you two - wait." Ding Sihan was about to nod when he suddenly realized something was wrong.

He raised his head, stared at Lin Li, squinted his eyes, and asked slowly:

"Lin Li... didn't you only answer half of the question, "Will you protect me?" You haven't said the answer yet? Now, speak up, answer me, Lin Li!"

Lin Li slapped his thigh in annoyance and shook his head, impressed by Ding Sihan's sharpness.

Faced with the questioning, he could only blink and remain silent. Silence was better than words at this moment.

"Go to hell, Lin Li! You played the supporting role and didn't protect me. You let me fight two people alone!"

Playing Yao was of course just a joke, Lin Li finally chose to play something cooler.

Although the matches were not limited by rank, priority was given to matching low-rank players with low-rank players. Lin Li's rank this season was also low, so the three of them were killing each other in the fish pond game.

Chen Yuying is responsible for the "ga ga", Ding Sihan is responsible for making "trouble", and Lin Li is responsible for "killing" everywhere.

……

Time flies, the years pass by like an arrow.

The world changed color.

Gold is like molten iron, the clouds are burned by the setting sun, and the crimson golden sunlight fills the sky and the earth.

"It's almost time. Let's retreat."

Another victory sound rang from the three people's cell phones. Looking at the sunset in the sky, Lin Li stretched lazily.

"Okay~ It's time to go." Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying also nodded and stood up.

So the three of them began to pack up the picnic mat and the food on it.

At this moment, a sudden strong wind blew. Looking up, the branches and leaves of the camphor tree surged into emerald waves in the twilight, rustling.

The green and yellow leaves broke free from the branches, drawing tracks across the sky, and the edges of the leaves were coated with a halo of molten gold.

This picture is quite beautiful.

Not just three people, almost everyone in the park was appreciating the beautiful scenery brought by the strong autumn wind at this moment.

The girl's long hair was stirred into flowing clouds by the wind, with fallen leaves intertwined among them. The hair in front of Lin Li's forehead was also blown up, revealing her entire forehead.

The wind rises and then stops, leaving only fallen leaves on the ground.

"So beautiful~"

“I recorded a little bit!”

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan sighed as they loosened their feet that were holding the picnic mat to prevent it from flying around.

"If we take a photo under the tree at this time, it will be absolutely beautiful!" Ding Sihan said with some longing, "I have already thought of the action, I will use my hand to smooth the hair behind my ear and then look back."

"Yeah, it should be great." Chen Yuying nodded in approval.

"Alas, it's a pity that this came and went quickly, and now it's gone." Ding Sihan sighed softly, but did not feel too regretful. After all, it was something that could not be obtained.

But, isn't this just a coincidence?

What is the purpose of practicing Taoism? Isn’t it to help girls take beautiful photos?

Long live pretense!
"I have a way." Therefore, when Lin Li heard this, he snapped his fingers without hesitation and said to the two of them:
"It's just the wind, I have a way to get it for you. Now one of you can go pose under the tree while the other one prepares to take pictures. Don't wait until the wind comes down, or you'll miss the chance again."

"What can we do? You're not going to wait for us to pass by and then breathe on us?"

Ding Sihan's eyes were alert, and he covered his nose as he spoke, as if he had smelled something: "Eh, it stinks."

Lin Li: "?"

Damn, except for the stinky part, it seems to be quite consistent with what his character is capable of doing.

"I'm not being a masochist. Trust me this time. I swear on my hair. If I'm kidding you, I'll shave my head and go to school next week." Lin Li pointed four fingers to the sky.

"You're making such a big deal?" Ding Sihan raised his eyebrows and clicked his tongue: "Then I have to believe it."

"Let's go. Lin Li should be able to do it. Trust him." Chen Yuying smiled and pulled Ding Sihan under the tree.

Lin Li was also starting his own preparations.

"Wang Wang!"

"Wang Wang!"

"Money, Lucky, be quiet! Just curious, what are you doing?" The owner of Wangcai and Lai Fu, who were also preparing to leave, and her friends passed by Lin Li and saw Lin Li sticking small flags made of tissue paper on the grass, so they asked curiously.

"My classmate wanted to take a photo of the leaves falling from the trees when there was a strong wind."

While explaining, Lin Li continued to move. He took off his shoes and picked up a small branch at random - it was crooked and of varying lengths, and was far from being as perfect as the one he had picked up during the autumn outing.

"It's nice to think about, but what does this have to do with what you have here..."

The hostess still didn't understand the connection between the whole thing and spoke again.

"I'm learning from Zhuge Liang's story of borrowing the east wind, sister. These are the green, red, black and white flags planted according to the directions of the twenty-eight constellations. But conditions are a bit tough right now, so we only have paper towels and white flags. And this is the incense table, and this is the offering. Conditions are also a bit tough, so we can only have half a pack of Pocky.

Just give it as a token of my appreciation, God should understand what I mean."

Lin Li, with his hair loose and bare feet, preparing to dance with a sword, pointed at the thing on the ground and explained.

Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying, and the hostess: “?”

Not a buddy?

Are you also borrowing the east wind?

"Lin Li! You still say you're not kidding us! I'm angry, you have to be bald next week!"

Ding Sihan, who also heard the conversation, was originally ready to help Chen Yuying take the photo, but now she said angrily.

"Forget about the bald head..." Chen Yuying said in a low voice.

Although I don’t think Lin Li would be ugly with a bald head, his current hairstyle must be more suitable.

"Trust me this time. What Zhuge Liang could do, I can do too. Just wait and see!" But Lin Li turned around and spoke confidently and firmly, then began to dance with the sword.

Lin Li, who had learned sword techniques, could dance with the sword quite well, and looked quite heroic.

Ding Sihan shook his head. It didn’t matter. Forget it. It would be nice to watch some sword dancing.

But if Lin Li suddenly turned around and said that the wind he brought to him and Ying Bao was called Yu Shu Lin Feng, then his kidneys would be ruined!

Lin Li began to mutter a prayer spell:

"If you want to take a good photo, use fallen leaves; everything is ready, only the east wind is missing..."

"Dongfeng-21 intercontinental missile, come! Dongfeng-31 intercontinental missile, come! Dongfeng-41 intercontinental missile, come..."

The woman watching the show next to him: "(；☉_☉)?"

What the hell are you borrowing from?
Are you going to destroy Pet Friendly Park... No, you are going to destroy Jin... No, are you going to destroy the entire Nansang County? !

That thing is not popular! !
The woman looked up. Fortunately, there was no sonic boom and no small black spot gradually enlarging, at least not for the time being.

The woman continued to look at Lin Li dancing with the sword.

She didn't think there was anything to laugh at, and she and her friends smiled at each other. She just thought that this was the madness between boys and girls, and it was the kind of craziness that should exist in their youth. Youth should be carefree and unrestrained, so there was no need to care about anything else.

Whether it is the young man borrowing the east wind or the young girls waiting for the wind to come, they all have sincere smiles on their faces, writing this answer.

Youth is so good. It makes me feel warm just looking at the bodies of office workers like me.

There was some nostalgia, but the hostess and her friends were ready to leave.

The hair is fluttering.

"call--"

The wind is coming.

"Here it comes! What do you say! Ding Sihan! Apologize to me! Yell! Keep yelling!"

"Wow!!"

“It’s really here!”

When the boys and girls behind her screamed, she and her friends immediately stopped and turned their heads.

The wind really came, the east wind blew, the leaves rustled, and the fallen leaves swirled and fell beside the girl under the tree. The scene was extremely beautiful.

Fortunately, another girl who was well prepared recorded this scene.

"Looks great! Yingbao! Perfect!"

"Really~"

"Change your moves!"

"It's even more perfect! Come again, click, click, click!"

How nice, the woman thought.

The wind continued to carry their voices.

"It's my turn, it's my turn, I want to take pictures too! Why is the wind so weak? Lin Li, can you please bring more wind? Please, if this is all you can ask for, then I will really get angry - really angry!"

"Although I am about to vomit blood now, Dingzi, since you said so, how can I let you down!"

"Borrow another five hundred winds from the sky!"

The boy began to dance with the sword again, and the girls looked at him with joy and anticipation, waiting for the "surprise".

Before they knew it, the woman and her friends all had smiles on their faces.

"Damn it, Ding Ding, I don't think I have enough mana."

"Hey, Ah Ding, don't be so anxious. Back off, back off! Don't kick me yet. I still have a trick! I still have a trick!"

The boy took a deep breath and took out his best chips.

"Oh my God! I'm willing to trade Bai Bufan's ten years of luck in love for another gust of Dongfeng! Please! He will do anything!"

"Dongfeng-21 intercontinental missile, come..."

"Wind, come!"

Perhaps there are miracles in the world, or perhaps the world will give in to beautiful youth. When the second gust of wind really arrived as promised, the woman and her friends were left with only numb shock.

"Here I come! What did I say? What did I say? I am the Son of the Wind!"

"Laoding, control your expression, squad leader, take a quick shot! My health has reached the bottom, and I may not be able to summon the third gust of wind—"

“We’re filming~”

……

The wind, which was only felt by a handful of people in the park, slowly died down again.

Both Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan took photos expressing their satisfaction.

The wind blew longer than expected. Later, I even handed the phone to the sister and asked her to take a perfect photo of the three of us in the fallen leaves under the tree.

The three of them started packing up again, and this time they could go back without any regrets.

"Lin Li, how did you do that?" Although Ding Sihan did not admit it, he asked with some admiration.

As for Chen Yuying, she just kept a small, sweet smile on her face as she looked at Lin Li.

"I used cheats. I was playing in creative mode. I input the cheats to generate this wind." Lin Li was honest.

Surprise Check: GTA4 Helicopter Cheats (5 points)?

Solution: 359-555-0100.

Well, you have a perfect memory. It’s no wonder that I wrote these numbers in a notebook to memorize them when I was in primary school.

"Tell the truth!" Ding Sihan was unwilling to believe it.

"Oh, it's just like Zhuge Liang back then. I just saw on my phone that it's windy now, so all we have to do is wait. If he comes, I'll be awesome. If he doesn't, I'll commit seppuku and kowtow to you two. You two won't really force me to shave my head, will you?"

Lin Li had no choice but to smile and make up a lie.

"Is that so...eh? Is that so? Why doesn't my phone's weather forecast have any such information?"

Ding Sihan was skeptical now, but after looking at his mobile phone, he became confused again.

"You really need to change your phone. Maybe the food isn't your problem."

Ding Sihan frowned, but never mind, never mind, maybe that’s the case, it doesn’t matter anyway, right?

Instead, I started to appreciate the photos on my phone.

The three of them walked towards the entrance of the park. When they put their phones back into their messenger bags, they took out a yellow-brown fallen leaf from their backpacks. Ding Sihan raised his head and held it up to the sky, muttering to himself:
"Do you think the leaves' departure is the result of the wind's pursuit or the tree's unwillingness to keep them?"

Lin Li: “It’s abscisic acid.”

Ding Sihan: “?”

"Steamed bun, are you not convinced? Squad leader, am I right?" Seeing Ding Sihan's unfriendly eyes, Lin Li sneered and looked at Chen Yuying.

Chen Yuying smiled and nodded.

So Lin Li became even more arrogant: "Ding Sihan, I don't know how you learned biology. No wonder your grades are so bad. Haha, you idiot!"

“Ahhhh you’re such a romantic person, go to hell!!”

"Wrong, incorrect, no blood is lost," Lin Li shook his head. "After I go to the toilet, I don't use paper to wipe it. I use roses. I'm super romantic."

Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying: “?”

"You're so romantic! Just go die!"

……

In the pet park.

Wangcai and Lai Fu were confused, not knowing why their owner was not planning to go home again.

The hostess and her friends first looked guiltily in the direction where Lin Li and the other two had left. After making sure that the three had disappeared and would not come back, they immediately gathered under the tree.

That’s great. The “green, red, black and white flags inserted in the directions of the twenty-eight constellations” left by Lin Li, as well as the “incense table” and the “sword” for sword dancing are all there.

As for the half bag of Pocky that was used as a "sacrifice", although it had been taken away by Lin Li, it didn't matter, they had it too!

"Quick, quick, quick, I remember it. I'll dance with the sword to borrow the wind, and you guys go under the tree and prepare to take pictures!"

"it is good!"

"If you want to take a good photo, use fallen leaves; everything is ready, only the east wind is missing..."

"Dongfeng-21 intercontinental missile, come! Dongfeng-31 intercontinental missile, come! Dongfeng-41 intercontinental missile, come..."

The hostess happily began to replicate Lin Li.

"Wind, come!"

"Wind, come on!!"

"Wind, come on!!!"

"..."

The world was silent, and it seemed as if a crow flew by, leaving behind six howls.

Friends under the tree: “…”

The woman blinked and said, wow, why is it that I can’t do it now?
Maybe there is something wrong with the way it is opened.

"Wind, come!"

"Wind が, blow く!"

No words were used, but then the woman's eyes suddenly lit up, and she realized again where she had gone wrong -

Taking a deep breath, the woman shouted:
"God! I am willing to exchange Bai Bufan's ten years of romantic luck for a gust of Dongfeng! Please! He will do anything!"

The leaves were motionless, and Wangcai and Lai Fu were already lying on the ground, ready to sleep.

Could it be that...Is the fee already in arrears?

Woman: TAT.

Damn it, fairy tales are all lies.

……

Bai Bufan, who was preparing to apply glue at home, sneezed suddenly.

Bai Bufan shook his head, feeling a little weak. Forget it, it seems he can’t fight for the rest of the day. He’ll fight tomorrow.

——Of course, Bai Bufan was talking about games.

(End of this chapter)