Chapter 311: The strong are like this, never complaining about the environment

Chapter 311: The strong are like this, never complaining about the environment

Chapter 311: The strong are like this, never complaining about the environment

In fact, it's good for Ding Sihan to do this. In the summer, he can go out for a stroll shirtless, which is so cool. Anyway, Nansang is a county town, and no one cares about this as long as it is not in the business district.

Moreover, when you go down the stairs, you won’t have to worry about other girls not being able to see you and easily missing a step, so the safety factor is maximized.

However, Lin Li was actually just trying to be a badass, and Ding Sihan did have some problems.

The gap between 0 and 1 is still very large and cannot be confused - this matter is also recorded in detail in Chengdu.

It's just human nature.

Girls like Chen Yuying who are tall and thin with beautiful curves are very rare in Asia. Most tall and thin girls are not that tall.

There are too few thin branches bearing fruit.

Most of what I see after entering society is the result of acquired efforts - push-up bras, pads, technology and hard work...

Of course, this did not prevent Lin Li from sighing for Ding Sihan.

……

Perhaps even dogs know that they shouldn't come close to others after being abandoned. After Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying abandoned them once to play with Lin Li, Wangcai and Lai Fu were no longer so enthusiastic.

The green comes from the extraordinary and surpasses the extraordinary.

But Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying didn't care. They had been playing for so long and were tired.

Returning, looking at Lin Li lying on the picnic mat, Ding Sihan went up and gave him another side kick.

"...Huh? What's wrong?" Lin Li opened his eyes.

"Are you really asleep?" Ding Sihan asked with a little surprise.

After all, normally, I should hear an exaggerated "my kidney".

Only when you are really asleep can you have such a bland reaction.

"Yes," Lin Li sat up, nodded, and then looked at Ding Sihan with a sneer:

"Ding Sihan, you kicked me just now, right? I'm in a bad mood, you're done for. If you come down and apologize now, I might be able to forgive you."

"Who isn't grumpy when waking up? People who aren't grumpy when waking up will be suffocated to death." Ding Sihan was not scared at all, and even responded with a little disdain.

Lin Li: "..."

Xiao Ding is becoming more and more abstract, and Bai Bufan is a scumbag, it's all because of you, a bastard.

"It's good that you're awake. Get up and take a photo of Yingbao and me." Ding Sihan urged.

Ding Sihan had no psychological burden about waking up Lin Li who was really asleep.

Just like Ding Sihan didn't care how Lin Li choked her or suddenly attacked her, and she wouldn't get really angry, she also didn't think there was anything wrong with kicking Lin Li on a whim.

This is what good friends should do, and Lin Li deserved it.

Not asking him to kowtow to me twice was already a great mercy.

"Received, received~"

Lin Li stood up, took out his cell phone, and walked with Ding Sihan towards Chen Yuying, who had already started looking for scenes and pets willing to cooperate in the park.

"Ding Sihan, you just said that you are in a bad mood when you wake up, right?" Lin Li suddenly asked.

"What's wrong?" Ding Sihan turned his head vigilantly.

“Just tell me whether you have it or not. I’m just curious.” Lin Li said casually.

"A little bit, what's wrong?" The vigilance in Ding Sihan's eyes did not disappear, and he even took a step back.

“Tsk—” As expected, Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan with a complicated look, then shook his head and clicked his tongue in a low voice: “I didn’t expect you to play so big in private…”

Ding Sihan: “?”

"Why does someone make such a big deal out of waking up in a bad mood?" Ding Sihan was puzzled.

Lin Li smiled but said nothing.

Because Lin Li just suddenly discovered a secret.

——People who are grumpy when they wake up are all angry.

Tsk, I didn't expect Ding Sihan to have thick eyebrows and big eyes. I thought he was an honest child, but it turns out he smokes and drinks in private.

"Speak! What's wrong with you waking up in a bad mood?!"

Seeing that Lin Li only had a strange smile on his face, Ding Sihan subconsciously stared around, then slapped him heavily on the back and shouted.

Lin Li continued to smile without saying anything.

This kind of joke is not suitable to be made in front of girls, and Bai Bufan is not around, so I can only keep it in my heart.

If you say something, you will be kicked at least thirty times, but if you keep smiling and say nothing, you will only be kicked once. It goes without saying which one is more cost-effective.

After being kicked, I started taking pictures.

There weren't many parts that required Lin Li to shoot specifically.

Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying can take photos of each other, but it is not convenient to take a group photo with a long distance or a photo of three people including Lin Li.

"Then I'll go back and take a nap."

So after taking a few photos that satisfied them and were acceptable to be kept in photo albums and WeChat Moments, Lin Li yawned and said.

After a full meal and feeling a little tipsy, plus the perfect weather today, it would be a shame not to sleep.

"Sleep, sleep."

……

There was a melodious music I had never heard before, and the faint sound of dogs barking and playing in the distance came into my ears.

Open your eyes.

The dark green plaid skirt swayed gently in the wind. It was so close that the sunlight filtering in through the folds of the skirt was cutting through the sight of the people standing in front of it.

Looking upwards, I saw a cream-colored sweater with a few strands of pet hair still hanging from it that I hadn't taken off.

It seems that Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan have finished taking pictures and returned to the picnic mat, and my sleeping position has unknowingly changed from lying upright to lying on my side.

The palms feel warm and cool to the touch.

When Lin Li realized this belatedly, he looked to the right.

The girl was sitting flat on the edge of the picnic mat, her left leg bent and supported, the arm holding the phone pressed against it, and her right leg stretched straight forward. Her black over-the-knee socks were stretched behind her knees, giving her a translucent texture and with a few pieces of broken leaves stuck to them.

While her right leg was lying flat, in the absolute area where the black over-the-knee socks met the hem of her skirt, the base of her right palm was pressing on two inches of exposed skin, with her fingertips half suspended.

Both warmth and coolness come from here.

Lin Li: oo.

Lin Li: OO?

Lin Li: OvO!

Oh my god, at this moment Lin Li felt that he must be the happiest person in the world after waking up from a good night's sleep.

——As for the most unlucky person in the world after waking up from a good night’s sleep, it is undoubtedly Captain America.

An old man from Brooklyn, New York, slept for seventy years. When he woke up, he found an agricultural tool giving him orders, asking him to go to work and calling him the director. The AUV was really shocked and Captain America was devastated.

Just imagine, when you wake up, the dishwasher is plugging your butt with a socket and telling you to wash the dishes. Isn't that terrifying?

People do not share the same joys and sorrows. It doesn't matter what happens to Captain America. Lin Li is happy anyway.

Well done, right hand!
Well done, body!
The visible big hand seemed to have fully exerted its subjective initiative, and it might even be parasitic by the beast.

Lin Li's eyes were originally wide open, but then he chose to half close them.

In ancient times, wolves pretended to sleep in order to lure the enemy. Today, people pretend to sleep in groups in order to explore the situation.

Chen Yuying was playing with her mobile phone with a faint smile on her face. Judging from the movements of her fingertips, it seemed that she was watching Tik Tok and did not notice herself.

It's a good opportunity indeed.

Lin Li licked the corner of his mouth, then began to adjust his right hand. Originally, in a natural state, only the base of his palm and a few fingertips were touching his thigh, but as time passed, slowly, slowly, the fingertips gradually stuck to it, fitting perfectly.

So the girl turned her head.

Lin Li immediately closed his eyes and stopped moving his hands.

Chen Yuying tilted her head, first looking at the hand that was completely different from just now and not natural at all, and then moved towards Lin Li's face.

There were light red sleep marks on the side of his cheeks, and there were grass crumbs on his lower jaw. His Adam's apple moved with his breathing, and it was not just the Adam's apple that moved with his breathing.

Lin Li really is getting more and more handsome.

She is the Xi Shi in my own eyes.

However, the faint smile at the corner of her mouth, which was slightly different from just now, has verified Chen Yuying's guess.

Humph, pretending to sleep.

But Chen Yuying was too lazy to expose him, so she just turned around and continued looking at her phone.

But ten seconds later, Chen Yuying felt the dirty hands on her right leg sliding up and down.

At this moment, Chen Yuying didn't feel embarrassed or angry. Instead, she wanted to laugh and even almost laughed out loud.

You don’t even want to act anymore, right?
The amplitude is so large, there is no way he doesn't know that if he moves like this, he will definitely notice it.

I may not be able to be casual about it anymore. This guy is the kind of guy who will start a dyeing factory if given some paint. If I indulge myself again this time, he may be "secretly" touching my legs now, and I won't know what he is "secretly" touching later.

"Snap." Then, Chen Yuying stretched out her index and middle fingers and gently slapped the back of Lin Li's hand.

Lin Li said nothing, just pretended to be dead, without moving his hands at all.

Chen Yuying looked at the guy pretending to sleep for another ten seconds, bit her lower lip with her pearly teeth, gently flicked it open, and looked back at her phone.

This time only five seconds passed.

slide.

Lin Li felt that he had discovered a room-temperature superconductor because there was no resistance at all when he touched the leg.

The dark clouds above the building of materials physics were pushed aside by Lin Li, Reisba.

Of course, leaving aside the materials physics, it is also superconducting.

"Snapped."

Chen Yuying laughed and said, "I took your hand away when you woke up. I let you put it down for a while because I was afraid I would wake you up again, pig's trotter."

I know, I know, but you should take your hand away when you wake up. What does it have to do with me, Lin Li, who is sleeping?

This jade-like warm touch is not often experienced, and it feels more addictive than pinching your cheeks.

Of course, Lin Li needs to emphasize that he is not a leg control. Really not. Leg control refers to the phenomenon of having a strong interest or sexual preference for legs, but Lin Li does not have a preference. He likes everything, whether it is feet, hands, or buttocks, he likes them all the same, so it does not count as any control.

Strictly speaking, this is called pure lust, so please respect that Lin Li is not a leg control freak.

The main tactic now is that if the enemy moves, I don’t move, and if the enemy doesn’t move, I will move.

——Unless Chen Yuying burns her own butt with a cigarette butt, she will have to move.

Although sight cannot be touched or seen, people can often feel it.

Somewhat certain that Chen Yuying was still looking at him, Lin Li had no choice but to continue pretending to be asleep.

"Are you really asleep?" Chen Yuying's voice sounded softly with a smile.

It was just a trivial trick. Lin Li certainly would not fall for such a childish trick. His brain urgently stopped the signal that his body wanted to nod.

Chen Yuying pursed her lips, then laughed first, and her gentle voice came again:
"Children who are sleeping, please raise your hands. Let's see who falls asleep the fastest, the best and the most awesome~"

Lin Li's left hand, which was pressed down by himself, stretched forward uncontrollably as if it had heard an imperial decree, and after being freed, it grew wildly upward like a vine.

Damn, I couldn’t help it.

The password of my Yingbao bank card is 129836.

Forty million gold is in the box on the left side of the bedroom.

The half pack of paper that Bai Bufan lost last time was actually in the locker behind my classroom.

Looking at Lin Li raising his hand very standardly, although one had his eyes open and the other closed, both of them laughed out loud at the same time.

After laughing, Chen Yuying patted Lin Li's forearm from bottom to top this time and issued an ultimatum: "Take it away."

There was no other way, so he touched her again quietly. Lin Li reluctantly took his hand away, opened his eyes formally, and sat up: "Good morning, squad leader. You just got up too. What a coincidence."

The fallen leaves piled on his waist fell down with his movements.

And there were already a few pieces on the side facing me.

Maybe I put a few pieces on myself when I was sleeping upright, and a few more pieces on myself when I was sleeping on my side.

"Yes." Chen Yuying replied with a smile.

"what time is it?"

Lin Li stretched lazily and looked past Chen Yuying, and found that Ding Sihan had been there all the time. He was not pretending to be dead or stupid, but now he was wearing headphones and looking at the horizontal screen intently, tapping his fingers and frowning slightly.

Obviously, they were playing a game, and it was a disadvantageous situation.

Turning a strong tailwind into a headwind is useless.

"It's half past four. You probably slept for less than an hour." Chen Yuying replied.

"Not bad, I slept very comfortably." Lin Li said, looking at Chen Yuying's legs.

Chen Yuying laid her legs flat and pulled the hem of her pleated skirt down meaninglessly - it would immediately bounce back to about the same distance.

You said the best thing to be comfortable is sleeping.

"I'm going to wash my face." Lin Li walked towards the sink.

"Okay, bring the paper."

After washing his face at the sink in the park, Lin Li did not sit down. Instead, he stood between Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying, looking down at Ding Sihan's phone.

It turns out he was playing Identity V.

I wonder if Dian Wei is sleeping in Ding Sihan's body.

After a nap, Lin Li felt a little greedy again, so he took out a bag of potato chips from the snack bag on the picnic mat, tore it open, and ate it with a crunchy sound.

Sharing is a virtue.

Virtue is butter.

The butter is "My Girlfriend is a Bully", "Agent 17", "Phoenix"...

Thinking far ahead, because he wanted to share, Lin Li took out a whole large potato chip and handed it to Chen Yuying.

"Eat some chips?"

Chen Yuying reached out to take it, but Lin Li shook and dodged her hand.

But it was not for fun. Instead, he put the potato chips to her mouth and said with a smile: "It's all powder. You have to wipe your hands after taking it. It's too troublesome. Just eat it directly."

Looking at the potato chips that were so close and even about to come closer, Chen Yuying pursed her lips and tilted her head back slightly.

He still reached out and took the potato chips and fed himself.

Lin Li didn't care and didn't dwell on it. The teasing just now was already excessive. He just took out another potato chip: "Ding Sihan!!"

"what!"

Ding Sihan didn't even raise his head, but quickly pulled off an earphone with his hand, letting it fall on the picnic mat, and then continued to concentrate on operating the character.

She seemed to be a supervisor, catching those thieves and was very busy.

"Eat potato chips!" Lin Li stretched out his hand and brought the potato chips to her mouth.

Ding Sihan was not pretentious, and it was nothing, so it was very natural. She moved her head but not her eyes. She moved closer to Lin Li's hand, held the potato chip with her lips, sucked it into her mouth and started eating.

Lin Li continued eating and watched Ding Sihan's gaming operations at the same time.

Sight is tangible.

Lin Li turned his head and saw Chen Yuying looking at him.

After noticing Lin Li looking at her, Chen Yuying awkwardly withdrew her gaze and stared blankly at her phone.

One second later.

He glanced at Lin Li guiltily, then looked away.

Lin Li blinked.

Not quite sure if it was what he guessed, Lin Li took out another potato chip and handed it to Chen Yuying: "Squad leader, do you want to eat more? If you want to eat, just tell me."

Chen Yuying did not look at Lin Li, and this time she did not reach out to insist on doing it herself. After a brief pause of less than half a second, she leaned forward, bit the potato chip, and put it into her mouth.

OVO.

OVO!

OVO!!!

Oh my god, baby, you are so cute.

Lin Li found out that he had guessed correctly, and a volcano erupted in his heart.

"Another one! Lin Li!" Ding Sihan, who was fighting fiercely on the side, continued to give orders without raising his head.

The thing about potato chips is that it’s fine when you haven’t eaten them yet, but when the taste lingers in your mouth after finishing one, you naturally want to eat a second one.

Lin Li had no objection.

Ali Gaduo Sihansang, you eat a lot!

As Zhou Baowei's good friend, Lin Li naturally learned Baowei's distribution method, and began to take one piece for Lao Ding and one piece for Ying Bao.

Of course, it was Lin Li who fed them, and the two girls didn't do anything.

Humph, taking care of two lazy dogs still makes Lin Li feel quite fulfilled.

Nowadays, the bagged potato chips are very small in quantity and are almost entirely air. It is so kind to sell air and give away potato chips.

The three of them finished the meal quickly.

Lin Li licked his fingers. Seeing Chen Yuying handed him a belated tissue with an amused look in her eyes, Lin Li took it and shrugged.

What's wrong with sucking your fingers?

If you can eat potato chips without licking your fingers, that's fine. That's great.

But, not licking your fingers after eating Want Want Senbei is no different from not licking the yogurt lid after eating yogurt. It's like quitting drugs. With such perseverance, you will succeed in everything you do.

"I want more!" Ding Sihan was a little greedy. After not receiving any potato chips for a while, he kicked Lin Li with his leg that was flat on the picnic mat.

"I, I don't have a single drop left." Lin Li responded with fierce words.

"Then bring me Pocky, matcha flavor." Ding Sihan was focused on the game, so she didn't complain at all. Instead, Chen Yuying glared at Lin Li.

"You really treat me as a slave." Lin Li kicked the edge of Ding Sihan's shoe lightly and scolded with a smile.

"Hurry up, Xiao Linzi!" Ding Sihan climbed up the pole.

"Yes!" People in the palace had no freedom and the little servants could only obey orders obediently.

It doesn’t matter, just keep feeding her, Chen Yuying also wants to eat.

A few minutes later.

"hateful!!"

Ding Sihan angrily threw the phone on her thigh and bit the Pocky in her mouth very hard, making a crunching sound as if she was biting an enemy.

"Little Ding Ding, you useless thing, do you know what the wood used for burning fire is called? Chai!"

Lin Li, who had watched the whole process, naturally would not give up this good opportunity to make sarcastic remarks.

Although Lin Li doesn't play Identity V, he still recognizes the words "complete defeat" displayed on the screen just now.

It seems that there are quite a lot of escapes, and there is not even a tie.

"you……"

Ding Sihan was a little embarrassed and speechless, and then even more dissatisfied. He picked up the phone on his lap and threw it on the picnic mat, and said with a guilty conscience:
"Yes, this phone is too old and too slow. Many of my operations were deformed because of it! If the phone was better, I would definitely win."

Wow, it turns out girls can also be stubborn even after losing a game. Lin Li almost thought the person in front of him was Bai Bufan.

"Is the network lagging?" Seeing that Ding Sihan didn't insist, Lin Li gave a warm reminder.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Ding Sihan nodded repeatedly, "The network is too slow!"

"hehe."

"Waste is waste, and being stubborn is waste among wastes, the best among men."

Upon hearing this, Lin Li immediately revealed his true ferocious face and said sarcastically with a smile:

"Strong people never complain about the environment. I once used an OPPO a5 under the scorching sun at noon, and the battery was only 2% left, the memory was 98% occupied, the status bar was full, I used a 3G network, the image quality was set to the highest, the frame rate was 30, the delay was 460, the screen was full of sweat, the power saving mode was on, the phone was hot, I played with it while charging, and I was wearing a phone case, recording the screen, playing music, and watching videos in the background, and I was able to operate it smoothly.

Whose life is this? Hmm? Ding Sihan, speak up! "

Ding Sihan: “?”

(End of this chapter)