Chapter 310: A towering mountain that is admirable
Chapter 310: A towering mountain that is admirable
They throw poop at me, and I use it to make egg tarts, oh oh oh oh oh~~~
They threw cabbage at me, and I used it to stir-fry a dish, oh oh oh oh oh~~~
They looked at me and I went “oh oh oh oh oh~~~”
Remember, this is the correct attitude to deal with the malice of others. It is inherent and does not require external help. Don't be impatient like Ding Sihan, which is the behavior of an incompetent villain.
Lin Li sneered in his heart with disdain, but on the surface he looked happy.
"Sit still, don't do this." Chen Yuying's pretended anger with a smile came from behind.
Lin Li suddenly felt that he might be the holy body of Junior Brother Wa, because it was obvious that these words were not said to him, but Lin Li almost straightened his back and sat up.
I don’t know. The chain was put around my neck as soon as it came in.
But it was “almost” after all.
Fortunately, Go senior’s personality prevailed.
"It's so itchy~"
Then the feigned anger collapsed, and the girl's laughter broke into clear silver bells, the ending sound as sweet as sugar.
Lin Li could not help but look up and looked back, he saw Chen Yuying kneeling by the fence. She clearly had no food in her hands, but the dog she was feeding, Wangcai, was still licking Chen Yuying's hand tirelessly through the fence.
Damn, Chen Tianming!
Buddy, you are here too?
Lin Li thought about it, put down the food in his hand, and came to the fence.
"Lin Li, do you want to be fed too?" Chen Yuying heard the voice and looked back. When she found out it was Lin Li, she said to him with a smile.
"No." Lin Li shook his head. Then, in front of Chen Yuying's questioning face, Lin Li suddenly lay on the ground, his ears pressed to the ground, and his eyes looked inside the fence.
"Hey..." After being stunned for a while, Chen Yuying asked unconfidently, "Lin Li, do you want to... be fed?"
"Lin Li, you——"
Upon hearing this, Ding Sihan also looked over, and found Lin Li lying on all fours with a complicated expression, but he was ready to make a move.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Baby, even though your voice sounds unconfident, it's really sad that you asked me this question.
How has my own image been ruined? Which groove caused it?
I am really not Chen Tianming.
"No, you guys continue." Having confirmed the eye contact, Lin Li waved his hand and returned to the picnic mat to continue eating under Chen Yuying's slightly confused gaze.
"So what were you doing just now?" Chen Yuying asked.
"Listen to the voice of the earth and feel the beauty of nature." Lin Li answered casually.
Chen Yuying tilted her head, obviously not believing it, and pursed her lips slightly, but did not ask any more questions. She turned back and continued to play with the dog in her palms.
Chen Yuying herself would never be able to figure out what she was doing even if she racked her brains.
Lin Li laughed. This is the difference between people.
——I just checked it myself, it’s very good, Wangcai and Lai Fu don’t have Xiao Zhui Zhui.
It's female.
Since she is a mother, Lin Li has to say something motherly: lick if you want, and the licking dog will get everything in the end.
If it is public.
Then Lin Like would need ten catties of lean dog meat, chopped into fine pieces without any fat or greasiness, then ten catties of full-fat dog meat, also chopped into fine pieces without any visible meat, and finally ten catties of Inch-high dog cartilage, also chopped into fine pieces without any shredded meat.
We YY novel bar friends are like this, we even get jealous of our male animal friends.
Just kidding. Lin Li was just worried that this dog was really transformed by the witch after Chen Tianming offended her, and needed to lick the fingers of ten women before he could change back to his original form. If this was confirmed to be the case, Lin Li could lend him a helping hand.
Isn't that what a fairy tale says?
A long time ago, there was a toad prince. He was cursed by a witch and could only be happy if a princess kissed him. Finally, a princess didn't care about his ugly appearance and hugged him and kissed him.
So she turned into a toad princess. From then on, the two toads lived happily together and gave birth to a nest of tadpoles.
Lin Li didn't mind kissing Chen Tianming, who had turned into a dog, but he didn't mind kissing the human being.
Because they had promised the owner not to feed too much, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying finished their work after not feeding for long. There were clean areas everywhere in the pet park for people and pets, so after washing their hands, they returned to the picnic mat.
"I'd better sit at Bufan's table. I really can't drink much alcohol. AD calcium milk, long live it."
After taking another sip of the RIO in her hand, although Ding Sihan didn't blush or feel dizzy, she still shook her head and said with some disgust.
It seems that this is also a child who doesn't like the smell of alcohol.
"So you don't listen to me."
Lin Li sneered when he heard that, and squeezed the can of RIO in his hand until it made a slight sound. He had been drinking from it, and he poured the last bit of his bottle into his mouth.
"Yingbao, I leave it to you. Don't worry, I will protect you after you get drunk and will not let you fall into Lin Li's clutches." Ding Sihan handed the wine to Chen Yuying, then said with a smile.
"Yeah, yeah, no matter who you push, I will push your butt too." Feiyangyang Lin Li played steadily.
Chen Yuying, who was already used to this sentence, took the wine from Ding Sihan, shook it in front of her, and it was almost brand new. Then she handed her own bottle to Lin Li:
"Two cans are too much for me, Lin Li, you said, you drink what you can't drink."
"Then give it to me." Lin Li had no objection.
I feel like I’m just a little bit away from being tipsy.
Reaching out to take it, Chen Yuying had put on light makeup today, so there was a faint red lip print on the silver mouth of the can.
"I'll find you a disposable cup..."
Both of their eyes were focused here, and Chen Yuying bit her lip and said.
Before he could finish his words, Lin Li tilted his head back and lip-synced with her, his Adam's apple moving continuously.
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
When Lin Li put the can down, he could already tell from the sound of the wine shaking in the bottle that there was not much left.
"What did you say?" Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying who had already stood up and asked.
Whether he really didn't hear it or was pretending not to hear it, Chen Yuying was too lazy to expose this idiot.
"It's okay." But there was no point in looking for a cup now, so she turned her head, her face flushed.
Although it wasn’t the first time, there was no lipstick mark last time.
Under psychological effects, Chen Yuying felt that Lin Li's lips were now a little redder.
She is a stunner.
Bah, bah, bah, what a character.
Maybe this is what a real indirect kiss is.
"Yingbao, you really can't drink much. Your face turned red so quickly."
Ding Sihan, who had just been busy eating, looked up, poked Chen Yuying's face, and said with a smile.
Chen Yuying: “…”
Chen Yuying lowered her head and hummed softly.
Ding Sihan stopped playing dumb, looked at Lin Li, and raised his eyebrows with a smile.
Lin Li's expression did not change, he was still pretending to be serious, he just made a "yeah" gesture and stuck out his tongue briefly.
Baby, why don’t you look up? I’m flirting with your best friend.
Great, the victim has become a treasure.
They had almost finished eating all the food that tasted best when hot, and there was no need to rush as the remaining snacks and braised beef in soy sauce were perfectly fine to eat cold. The three of them cleaned up the scene and returned to the rope-free area.
Wangcai and Lai Fu were really tamed. They seemed to be planning to follow Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan. When they came in, they immediately lined up to welcome them.
It doesn't fit in with the dog pack. I seriously suspect it's a rapist. It's an extremely evil dog, the worst of dogs, a bad dog.
——The above comments are all from Lin Li.
Because while these two beasts were trying to please Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, they also bit Lin Li's trouser legs and even avoided Lin Li's touch, expressing their determination that there would not be three dogs in one mountain.
Their hostess was also happy to see this and was chatting and laughing with her friends. She just waved at the three people.
So the three of them spread out the picnic mat again under the shade of the tree they had originally chosen.
Lin Li put the pillow in place again and lay down on it comfortably.
The sun caressed like the warm back of a cat at three o'clock in the afternoon. The shadows of the trees flowed like broken gold on my eyelids, and the smell of grass mixed with leftover wine floated at the tip of my nose.
The laughter of the girl nearby was like glass beads rolling over pebbles in a stream, mixed with the crisp sound of dog's paws crushing dead branches. When the wind passed by my ears, it felt slightly itchy.
It was not comfortable to lie on the grass, but at this moment, Lin Li felt a kind of comfort here, as if he had found a depression in the corner of the wall that matched his body shape.
It’s such a pity that Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu didn’t come.
He felt extremely comfortable, and including the catch-up sleep he had gotten, he had only slept for more than four hours today. Lin Li felt his eyelids were getting a little heavy, and he was about to fall asleep soon.
"Why are local dogs so cute when they are young, but become uglier and uglier as they grow up?"
Throwing the branch far away and asking Lai Fu to pick it up, Ding Sihan muttered to himself.
"People are shaped by the environment they live in. Ding Sihan, think back to when you were a kid, did your neighbors ever praise you for being cute?"
Lin Li, who was already a little drowsy, responded lazily after hearing this.
"Of course, I was super cute when I was a kid - wait." Ding Sihan even took out his mobile phone to share his childhood photos.
The next second, Ding Sihan realized it belatedly: "(；☉_☉)?"
"Lin Li, what do you mean!!"
"Hiss—my kidney."
It's rare. You know, usually, the area where Lin Li and Ding Sihan's feet touch is pants, but today, everything is different - clothes also have this honor.
Feeling the pain, Lin Li opened his eyes and looked at Ding Sihan who was standing beside him and looking down at him angrily.
His eyes followed the slender legs up, up, and up again. Lin Li blinked: "Ding Sihan, you have a double chin."
Ding Sihan: “?!” “Ahhhhhhhhh!”
"Lin Li, are you going to die?"
"My kidneys!!" With the amplification of the super battle cry, the kidneys were completely worn out by this kick.
Fortunately, he had not yet reached the Jindan stage in his cultivation, otherwise Lin Li felt that his Jindan would be shattered by a kick.
By the way, how are the realms of Taoist Shanqing's world of immortal cultivation divided? Is it this classic format? My own technique didn't teach me how to build a foundation. I'll ask him when I go to the world of immortal cultivation tonight or tomorrow.
After kicking Lin Li, Ding Sihan then held his chin with both hands in a panic, facing the black screen of the phone, as if he wanted to look in the mirror:
"No way... Did I eat too much today? But I didn't gain any weight this morning..."
"Why are you panicking, idiot?" Seeing that Ding Sihan was getting really anxious, Lin Li said with a smile:
"Sister Ding, you just lowered your head so much, pushing your submandibular flesh forward, and I was looking up at the limit. Is there a possibility that I used exaggerated rhetoric, but in fact you didn't do that at all? I was just trying to scare you, hehe."
If Zhou Baowei was like Ding Sihan just now, standing beside Lin Li and looking down at him while he was lying down, then Lin Li felt that he could directly see the Nine-story Demon Tower.
I can only say that the guy who was reincarnated as Baowei's beard is really blessed. After all, other people's beards are not qualified to live in high-rise buildings.
"My kidneys!!"
"I got kicked for speaking well for you. Is this fair, Ding Sihan?" Haha, Lin Li sighed helplessly, looking at Ding Sihan in front of him.
Especially since Ding Sihan was also wearing jeans today, you couldn’t even see her legs.
"You deserve it." Ding Sihan sneered.
However, the perspective just now really inspired Lin Li. After Ding Sihan let him go, Lin Li quickly patted the ground and waved in the direction of Chen Yuying who was sitting next to him playing with the dog:
"Puss, squad leader, here, stand next to me, stand next to me."
Chen Yuying, who had of course heard the conversation between Lin Li and Ding Sihan, immediately covered her jawline with both hands, took a half step back, and shook her head: "No."
"Please, let me take a look, just a look."
Seeing this, Lin Li raised his upper body slightly, clasped his hands together and prayed.
Perhaps Chen Yuying herself was curious whether she would have a so-called double chin when viewed from an extreme perspective, or perhaps Lin Li was perfunctory but did ask for her help. In any case, she abandoned Wangcai who was playing with her and came to Lin Li.
I came back with a branch in my mouth and saw a girl who was prettier than my owner. When I got to the side of that annoying dog of the same kind as mine, Wangcai whined twice - I felt like a dog TAT.
"There are two..." Chen Yuying lowered her head and was about to ask about the result, but then she was stunned.
——Lin Li’s eyes weren’t even looking at his own face.
The calf lines wrapped in black over-the-knee socks are straight and smooth, the kneecap is round and slightly protruding, and the thigh shows a tight curve when walking. Under the shallow marks left by the edge of the sock, the skin glows like porcelain in the afternoon sun, and light blue blood vessels are faintly visible in the pit of the knee.
When the hem of the skirt was lifted by the wind, the shadow of the pleated skirt swept over the edge of the safety pants, and the brighter ivory white was instantly swallowed up by the surging skirt.
It can be played for many, many years, Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
Chen Yuying: “…”
This guy's whole face was tilted to the side, and he was giving a thumbs-up sign, with no intention of concealing it at all.
"Lin Li, what are you looking at?" Chen Yuying held down the hem of her skirt with both hands, and said shyly and angrily, "Aren't you looking at my chin?"
His waist was kicked again, and he curled up slightly. Lin Li felt that he was innocent.
"Look at the legs, squad leader, I called you over here just to see the legs.
What's so good about a chin? Even my sister Ding can't see it, so how could you have one?
Squad leader, I just discovered that legs are simply invincible when viewed from this angle. Just now, Ah Ding's legs looked longer than my life to me. If I don't use them to look at your legs, wouldn't it be a waste?
Now it seems, indeed!"
Lin Li argued with reason and was very confident.
Chen Yuying: “…”
Was this the purpose from the beginning?
But then Chen Yuying found it a little funny.
Lin Li showed this attitude intentionally.
He could obviously be more secretive, but he deliberately tilted his head sharply and stared straight ahead. It was not that he was not trying to cover up, but that he was deliberately making himself look like a pervert.
But his eyes were clear, his expression was natural, and the smile on his lips was also refreshing. In short... Chen Yuying did not have any dislike for him at all.
Is he really coveting his legs?
Even if I wasn't wearing a skirt today, he would still play this game.
"Squad leader, could you take off your over-the-knee socks and stand again? I can't see enough of your legs." Seeing Chen Yuying silent, Lin Li smiled and became more demanding.
If Lin Li could hear Chen Yuying's inner thoughts, he would probably sigh, "Wow, baby, you really understand me. I like playing games that allow me to interact with you, but I also really covet your legs."
“No way.” Chen Yuying’s hands that were pressing down on the hem of her skirt turned into fists and she pressed even tighter. This was the girl’s entire counterattack.
It seemed that she felt that her counterattack was a little too weak, so Chen Yuying counterattacked even more weakly: "Pervert..."
"Squad leader, you misunderstood me." Lin Li's voice suddenly became serious, staring into Chen Yuying's eyes, and slowly told her what was on his mind: "Do you think I just want to see your legs?
Wrong. Absolutely wrong. Terribly wrong.
What I really want to see are the roads you have walked, I want to see your sadness and helplessness, I want to see your happiness and pain. I try to understand you, to see which restaurants you have walked through, which theaters you have been to, I just want to know which places you like to go...
I am just a simple and honest treasure boy who wants to walk with you, monitor."
Lin Li's words, voice and actions were affectionate, but his gaze was a little too raw - because halfway through his words, his gaze shifted from Chen Yuying's eyes to her legs.
Damn, it seems that the only things with magnetism in this world are glue and thighs.
Chen Yuying: “…”
Chen Yuying pursed her lips, her bright lips were moist and shiny, and she said nothing.
There's nothing we can do about him.
Maybe I'm not good at dealing with perverts.
"And, squad leader..." Then Lin Li, who was lying on the ground with his hand on his cheek, shrugged his shoulders and was about to say something that Chen Yuying herself seemed to be unaware of.
However, because he didn't want to hurt Ding Sihan's feelings, Lin Li paused here, first glanced at Ding Sihan who was playing with two dogs in the distance, and then continued in a voice that she should not be able to hear:
"You asked me to see your chin, but is there a possibility, monitor, that when you stand up straight and lower your head, I can't see your chin at all."
When Chen Yuying didn't bend over, Lin Li could look into her eyes while lying down, and he could also see her beautiful nose.
But, looking down, Lin Li could only see the milky white sweater, not even the chin or the mouth.
Isn’t this embarrassing?
Chen Yuying: “…”
Eh?
"abnormal!"
Her cheeks were flushed. When she suddenly realized why this happened, Chen Yuying hugged her chest fiercely, screamed, and immediately sat on the picnic mat, glaring at Lin Li angrily.
A passerby heard the noise and looked over, but after finding out that they were just 18-year-olds flirting, he smiled and said how good it was to be young, and then focused on his own things.
Lin Li rubbed his kidneys. Chen Yuying also learned this move, but the kick was too light, not even enough for him to shout "my kidneys".
Lin Li really felt innocent this time.
This is a completely objective evaluation without any personal emotions.
"Pervert? What did you do again? Tell me in detail?" Upon hearing that, Ding Sihan happily came back to eat melons.
Wangcai and Laifu who came back from picking up branches: We are like two dogs TAT.
"Don't ask that." Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan with kindness and concern in his eyes, and his voice was unusually gentle.
Ding Sihan: “?”
What the hell is this emotion of yours?
Lin Li's look made her a little scared and gave her goose bumps, but it also made Ding Sihan more determined to know the truth, so she turned to pester Chen Yuying.
Three minutes later.
“My kidneys!!!”
Contented and almost asleep, Lin Li suddenly woke up and screamed.
"Ding Sihan! Can you change the other side and kick my waist? Why are you only kicking this side? Don't you know that you should treat everyone equally?" Lin Li was angry.
"Okay, I'll satisfy you!! You flat-chested bastard!"
Ding Sihan gnashed his teeth and switched to the other side. He had some, too. You, Lin Li, had none. What on earth are you so arrogant about? !
"I don't mean for you to kick me again! Next time, next time!"
"Next time?!"
“I’m not saying there will be a next time. There must be… um, never mind. There must be a next time.” Lin Li, who had originally sounded excited, suddenly became calm and confident at the end.
Ding Sihan: “?”
"I don't want to lie to you, Dingzi, if you can see that I'm being honest with you—"
"Open your heart? I'll cut you open!"
"My other waist!!"
"Ding Sihan, you're still kicking me? I'm angry. Let me tell you, there were still two bubbles when I put the screen protector on my phone, but you——"
Ding Sihan: “?”
There is a monologue in "Let Me Stay by Your Side": Have you ever risked your life for someone in your life?
Ding Sihan would say no before, but now he would say yes.
Ding Sihan decided to fight for Lin Li.
Of course, it's his life that's at stake.
……
Crime scene.
Lin Li curled up on the ground and revived. He took out his cell phone with difficulty.
"Will the kidneys be damaged by the kick? What are the effects?"
"Are roasted kidneys delicious?"
"Does it mean that girls are completely hopeless if they stop growing at the age of 16 or 17?"
(End of this chapter)