Chapter 309 Be careful when the dog refuses to leave you

Chapter 309 Be careful when the dog refuses to leave you

Chapter 309 Be careful when the dog refuses to leave you
"I'm not lying to you. Two dollars could really buy a lot of things back then, especially in the fall and winter. I spent two dollars just like buying goods. But in the summer, I could buy less because my warehouse was full."

Lin Li shrugged, and recalled the past with some regret:
"Alas, now that there are surveillance cameras, I can't live stream the supermarket selling goods, right? It's a bit cheap."

Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying: “?”

So this is how you can buy so many things with two dollars?
What kind of warehouse is that!
"This is not a question of whether the money is valuable or not. You are simply a thief, Lin Li!" Ding Sihan punched him twice.

"Lin Li, it turns out that your hands have been dirty since you were a child. No wonder you are always sneaky when playing games." Chen Yuying also punched, but only once.

Lin Li’s credit score is indeed relatively low when it comes to playing games offline.

"Don't blame me for this. I heard that Kaito accumulates virtue, so I just did this to accumulate virtue."

Lin Li took a step forward and quietly patted Chen Yuying's wooden fish head.

It’s a good thing and a little more fun than WeChat.

When Chen Yuying turned her head to glare at him, Lin Li had already left and pretended that he had not taken the photo. Then he said seriously:
"Hey, what do you think? If I write a biography about my experience as a thief when I was a kid, would it be considered authentic or pirated?"

"..."

"It's the pirated version, right?" After thinking about it, Ding Sihan tried to give an answer.

"I think it would be more appropriate to call for a confession?" Chen Yuying blinked.

"Very insightful. Never mind. I won't write it anymore." Lin Li snapped his fingers.

It doesn’t matter what you call it. What matters is that the topic is changed successfully. You get a free reward. Great!
After a short walk carrying my things, I arrived at the entrance to the pet-friendly park.

Three people were waiting in line to buy tickets to enter the park, and there was an argument at the ticket office:

"My golden retriever's ticket costs 58 yuan? The ticket for a person is only yuan!" a guest said indignantly.

"Because dogs poop everywhere." The ticket seller explained gently.

"What if I poop everywhere?"

"Then your ticket price is also 58. Are you satisfied with this?"

"...Haha, 58+18, 76 yuan has been scanned, please take a look."

"Okay, please come in."

Lin Li and the other two listened to the conversation between the gods and the men coming from the front, looked at each other, and gave a thumbs up.

A man can bend and bend.

"Hello, how many people are there? Do you have pets? If so, you need to show valid vaccination books, immunization certificates and quarantine certificates. Electronic ones are also fine." After seeing the three people, the ticket seller recited the work terms as usual.

"There are two of us, and this is our pet. Lin Li, be good and show us the three pieces of evidence that this sister just mentioned."

Ding Sihan had already taken out his mobile phone to scan the code, and turned back to signal Lin Li.

The huskies are pointing at people.

If missing someone is a disease, Lin Li feels that there is no cure for him.

——Bufan, slurp, slurp, I miss you so much.

All we can say is that this is the ecological niche. When Bai Bufan, who was at the bottom of the ecological niche, disappeared, Lin Li himself actually became the target of persecution.

The method of persecution was the same one he had shown to Ding Sihan before. This was using his own magic against himself.

The alarm bells are ringing.

"She has some mental problems. Sister, you don't have to worry about her. There are three of us, no pets, fifty-four dollars, and it's transferred."

Lin Li stepped forward and held the two men's shoulders and tilted them to the sides. After the third person inserted himself, he scanned the code and said to the ticket seller.

The conductor nodded.

After getting the tickets and passing the gate, the three of them entered the park.

I can only say that it is worthy of being a park where the entrance fee is 18 yuan - normally there are very few parks that charge a fee, so there is no problem with the environment.

The green feathers are about to flow, the broken sun is like gold, and the wind is filled with coolness.

The trail is lined with carefully tended silk cotton trees - a tree that many people have seen but don't know its name. Its branches are dotted with pink flowers, and wet pink petals are scattered on the stone road, rustling in the wind as they slide towards the drainage ditch.

There is also a man-made lake in the park. The water is rippling and a thin layer of water vapor floats on the surface of the lake, reflecting the unrecognizable flowers standing on the bushes on the opposite bank.

There are large lawns along the road, by the lake, and under the trees, interspersed with seesaws, swings and other entertainment facilities for children and adults.

There were already many people sitting on the lawn with their pets, and some were throwing darts. The automatic sprinkler would occasionally make a beeping sound to alert the people around, and then sweep out an arc of water mist.

You can actually see a faint rainbow in it.

The park is quite standardized. Although it is a pet-friendly park, owners are still obliged to keep an eye on their pets outside the designated leash-free area. Only in the leash-free area can pets play freely.

Other visitors who enter the off-leash area are implicitly accepting the "risk" of being approached by cats and dogs.

"This dart is thrown so coolly."

Lin Li looked at the grass. They should be a group of people from the dart club who came to the park for team building. They were throwing darts very accurately and looking around as they walked.

"What's so interesting about darts? Go watch cats and dogs!"

The three people who were here to play as cat and dog lovers walked into the leash-free area.

At this time in the area, many dogs of various species were chasing and playing happily, and there were also a few lively cats climbing around on the rockery.

Their owners either watched from the side or sat on the grass or in chairs not far away.

Perhaps it was because the spirit beast affinity BUFF that Lin Li was carrying took effect again, or perhaps these pets were very sensitive to their 'new' friends. As soon as he entered the area and closed the fence door, two dogs ran over.

A golden retriever and a Samoyed, they actively stuck out their tongues and smiled, walked around the three of them, and then rubbed against them.

Girls always have no resistance to cute animals. Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's eyes suddenly lit up and they squatted down to touch their dogs' heads.

Young boys always have no resistance to cute girls. Lin Li's eyes were not working properly. He squatted down to touch Chen Yuying's head but failed. Chen Yuying heard the footsteps approaching from behind, and she turned back in anticipation, glared at him, and pointed at Lin Li with her hand.

Damn, has your third eye opened?

The Samoyed was very happy to be touched, but was a little hostile towards the golden retriever next to it.

All I can say is that in the eyes of Samoyed, there is no bad person, but there is no good dog either.

The same goes for golden retrievers.

If the purpose of raising a dog is to guard the house, then it is better to raise a Teddy than a Golden Retriever or a Samoyed.

At least Teddy would scratch the thief's ankles, maybe that would scare him off.

When the Golden Retriever and Samoyed see the thief coming, they will just grin and say: Hehe, you are here, come here, my expensive things are all here.

"Ahhhhh~~" Ding Sihan sounded like she was acting like a coquettish child.

What the fuck is that sound?

Ding Sihan's "Ahhh" should be a majestic and powerful war cry, a signal that the flames of war are reignited, and a symbol of the glorious years of war. It should never be this kind of coquettish voice! !
Damn you, no matter who you are, get off Ding Sihan!

"So cute~~" Chen Yuying also made a sweet voice.

What the fuck is that sound?

Sounds good!

"Who can resist a dog sniffing and rubbing against you and not leaving?"

Ding Sihan did not hear Lin Li's thoughts. He touched and scratched on the left and right, with a sweet nasal tone and doting expressions.

"When you are at the airport and the puppy refuses to leave, you will behave yourself." Lin Li said suddenly.

The two people, who were originally immersed in the two cute puppies, immediately raised their heads and looked at Lin Li and fell silent.

Mouth twitched slightly.

Not buddy? At the airport?
Remember, the only dogs that can move freely in airports, besides guide dogs, are search dogs.

You have to be very honest, because if you are not, the airport armed police will come with batons and start hitting you six times per second.

However, there is no need to panic at this time, because there have been cases where the search dog simply refused to leave because there was food in the suitcase and it was absent from work and wanted to eat.

I don’t know whether the dog was later suspended or criticized.

I’m afraid its descendants won’t be able to take the civil service exam.

"Lin Li, you really know how to ruin the atmosphere." With a deep sigh, Ding Sihan scolded with a smile.

"Alright alright you two, if you want to play with the little sister, let someone in first, come back!"

At this time, the owners of the golden retriever and Samoyed should have come and walked over and shouted to them.

They are actually from the same family? Why are they so hostile to each other? These two dogs are even worse.

The two dogs were fairly obedient. After rubbing against Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan for a while, they ran back to their owners and circled around them.

"Sorry to block you at the door." The owner patted the dog's head lightly and said to the three people.

"It's totally okay. We were having fun." Chen Yuying quickly explained that this was not the case.

"Sister, did you raise these two dogs? You take good care of them. What are their names?" Ding Sihan asked curiously.

"Yes, they are all mine. The little golden retriever is called Money and Ye Ye is called Lucky." The owner was very happy to be praised for raising them well, and smiled as he showed the results of his training:
"Money, sit down! Lucky, shake hands!"

The dog just smiled and stuck out his tongue, without responding.

hostess:"……"

Great, we can have dog meat hotpot tonight.

——Lin Li could tell what her owner’s menu for the night was from her expression.

"It's actually an English name? It sounds nice." Ignoring the slightly awkward scene, Ding Sihan sighed.

“…Why do I feel like it’s the English version of Wangcai and Laifu?” Lin Li frowned, feeling something was wrong.

"You guessed it right. Money's Chinese name is Wangcai, and Lucky's Chinese name is Laifu."

Upon hearing this, the master gave Lin Li a thumbs up.

Ding Sihan: “…” It seemed like he was not fashionable anymore.

Without the two dogs blocking the way, the three of them finally officially entered the off-leash area. It was nearly three o'clock in the afternoon, and the warm autumn sun was shining brightly, so they chose a location with shade from the trees, spread out the picnic mat, and put all the things they bought on it.

Lin Li sat on it for only one second before he chose to lie down, stretched himself and let out a silver cry.

"Hmm~"

"I have an inflatable pillow here. It's a great bargain for you." Ding Sihan took out a small gadget from her backpack and handed it to Lin Li.

"Sister Arigadodin."

Lin Li didn't hesitate, he took it and started blowing air into it.

The pillow is not particularly comfortable, but it is better than nothing.

Although Sister Ding hits herself, scolds herself, and kicks herself, she is really a good girl.

"Don't go to sleep yet. We need to eat some cooked food while it's hot. The thermal bag can only keep it warm for an hour at most."

Ding Sihan began to unpack the bags on the picnic mat and explained.

"Then we have to change our position temporarily. If the dogs smell the food and come over, and steal the food when we are not paying attention, it will be troublesome."

Hearing this, Lin Li sat up and pointed at the dogs playing not far away.

It’s not that it’s a pity to let them be eaten, but pet dogs in modern cities are very precious. If they eat something they shouldn’t and get diarrhea or get sick, it would be very troublesome.

Local dogs are still better. They are not picky about anything and can eat leftovers or even feces to their satisfaction.

"Alright."

Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying also thought it made sense, so the three of them left the off-leash area again, but sat down in the shadow next to the fence.

Some cooked foods have been heated in the supermarket, and when you open them now, you can still see the steam rising.

The girls opened the cooked food and laid it out on the picnic mat. Lin Li distributed the disposable chopsticks and gloves he brought with him to the two of them, and then opened three bottles of wine.

"Okay, we can start eating. Spit all the garbage into this bag first and we'll throw it away together later." After tidying up everything and making the picnic mat look like a picnic, Chen Yuying clasped her hands together and said happily.

"Cheers first?" After the two men finished taking pictures of the food, Lin Li handed them the wine and asked.

"it is good."

"Clang!" The aluminum shell collided above the food, and the liquid swayed slightly.

Lin Li took a sip.

Although it is 8% strong, it still feels like just a sweet drink.

Lin Li and Chen Yuying both looked towards Ding Sihan. Ding Sihan took a sip and smacked his lips. "It tastes pretty good."

But then he frowned slightly and changed his words: "It tastes like alcohol when you taste it. It's not as delicious as it was at the beginning."

“Then take the second sip later. Make sure you are not allergic to alcohol before continuing to drink.” Lin Li said with a smile.

"I went to the hospital to test for allergens, and alcohol shouldn't be one." Ding Sihan pouted and responded, "Let's eat."

Ding Sihan picked up a piece of braised beef with chopsticks and nodded: "It's delicious."

Chen Yuying picked up a piece of roast chicken with her chopsticks and nodded: "Delicious."

Lin Li stretched out his chopsticks and picked up a piece of Chen Yuying's leg exposed under her pleated skirt. He still didn't pick it up, but nodded: "It's delicious."

"..."

Ding Sihan couldn't bear to watch it with disgust.

Chen Yuying turned her head and looked at Lin Li without saying a word, just looking at him (へ╬).

The movement in his mouth never stopped, and his cheeks were bulging, which was very cute.

"Oh, so this is your leg, squad leader. I thought it was a young bamboo shoot. Oops," the greasy man Lin Li slapped his forehead, lowered his head a little embarrassedly, and apologized:

"I'm sorry, I lied to you. I'm a bit drunk, but I can't drink much. I'm a bit drunk now."

Chen Yuying: “…”

He still didn't say anything, but chewed even harder, as if he was chewing Lin Li instead of the roast chicken.

Wow~ It feels so good.

"It's just a small accident," Lin Li waved his hand, feeling relieved. He then picked up a piece of pig's trotter and prepared to start eating.

Damn, the pig's trotters are slippery and can't be picked up.

The continuous failures made Chao Xiong Lin Li angry: "Damn it, I can't pick up this pig's trotter!"

Ding Sihan, whose forearm was pinched: "?"

Taking a deep breath, Ding Sihan smiled slightly, moved his pig's trotters, the joints creaked, and sneered:

"You want to eat pig's trotters, right, Lin Li? Okay, I'll give it to you!!"

"eat!"

"I'll let you eat it!"

"Open your mouth wide! Eat!"

"Why are you rewarding--Fuck, this is really a punishment!"

"I don't want to eat anymore. I'm sorry, Sister Ding. I know I was wrong! I kneel down and kowtow to you. Bang bang bang, bang bang bang."

Lin Li, who was running away in fear, apologized sincerely.

But if apologies are useful, what is the point of having police?

Being beaten is the fate of being a masochist. It seems I have to endure it today.

When the two men returned from the chase, the food on the picnic mat was barely touched.

Lin Li was not used to it.

You know, when Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei went to the cafeteria together, he dared to play with Bai Bufan for more than three minutes and his attention was not on the food.

That's it.

The food would disappear inexplicably, as if it had been sent to the subspace to be sacrificed to the four vendors.

This is the horror story that Lin Li and Bai Bufan love to talk about.

It’s strange, why is it not like this this time? Is there something different in the process?

Never mind, keep eating.

The braised chicken Lin Li ordered at noon was originally a small portion, just for this moment.

The three of them didn't eat too much at noon, so even though it was only three o'clock, they still had a good appetite.

Hao Chi.

When the lid was opened and the aroma came out, as Lin Li had expected, several greedy dogs ran to the fence, but because they couldn't get over, they could only stare at the three people with their drools all over the floor.

Wangcai and Laifu, these two big dogs who don't play with dogs but prefer to play with people, are among them and are the first to be affected.

"Want to eat?" So the enthusiastic people Lin Li put on gloves, held a large chicken leg and walked to the fence, gently handed it to the two not far away, and after watching the two drooling and trying to get closer, he smiled evilly and stuffed it into his mouth:

"Hey, I can't eat it! I'll eat it! It's delicious! A big chicken drumstick! Hehe! It's delicious!"

Lin Li made a brainless voice like Patrick.

"Woof woof! Woof woof!"

Now the proximity BUFFs of the numerous spirit beasts were useless. Wangcai and Laifu, who were so docile in character, both made unusual noises of annoyance.

There was laughter behind me.

"I couldn't even tell who was the dog for a moment." Ding Sihan shook his head.

"Sihan, do we also need to use a leash..." Chen Yuying nodded and then said in a low voice.

Lin Li: "?"

Baby, you really hurt the dog by talking like that.

But you're laughing so happily, you must be joking, right?

"Sister, is there anything that Money and Lucky can eat? Can we feed them?"

After Wangcai Lai Fu's owner heard the sound and came over to see the situation, Ding Sihan stepped forward and asked.

Seeing that Ding Sihan wanted to feed the dogs so much, the hostess was also very easy to talk to. After asking about the ingredients of the food, she told them which ones could be fed to dogs. She just reminded them not to feed too much, as the two half-hanging puppies had just eaten a lot not long ago.

"Okay, thank you sister."

"Lin Li, eat more of the things the dogs don't eat, and eat less of the things the dogs eat." Ding Sihan came back and took away all the plates.

People eat things that dogs don't eat, which is really against the will of heaven.

Lin Li seriously suspected that the person who pushed the wild Hakimi Hakimi to the first-level protected animal on Douyin had the instigation of Lao Ding.

Mark her. When I get old and have sold all her health products, I will pretend to be from an animal protection organization and ask Ding Sihan for money again.

"Will eating raw food stimulate the wolf nature in the dog's blood?" Ding Sihan was very happy feeding the fish. He looked back at the sashimi and suddenly had an idea.

"Dingzi, let me ask you, if you eat two bananas, will you be able to swing on the tree?" Lin Li didn't even raise his head while eating, and at the same time, a howl came out of his mouth.

Ding Sihan: "..."

The scolding was so dirty.

"Eat your food, you are the only one who is talking too much!"

I get angry when I can't win the argument, haha, you are just a small fry.

(End of this chapter)