Chapter 308: A movie for two people, but three people are too crowded

Chapter 308: A movie for two people, but three people are too crowded

Chapter 308 A movie for two, too crowded for three
Lin Li became a man with crippled pants.

The two of them circled around Chen Yuying and started to circle around the pillar. After a while, ignoring Ding Sihan's dog barking, Lin Li asked, "Did you take a taxi?"

"Not yet." Ding Sihan was also tired of chasing, so he stopped and shook his head.

"Then I'll fight."

"Row."

After getting permission, Lin Li walked over to a parked electric bike and punched it.

"I've been annoyed with you for a long time! You're like a nail stuck in my head! I get annoyed just by seeing you!"

"Beep-woop-beep-woop-beep-beep!"

The road was completely obliterated by this punch, so the burglar alarm went off as expected.

"OK, the driver should have received the notification. Let's wait for him to pick us up."

Lin Li returned to his original position and accepted the idiotic looks from the two people, especially Ding Sihan, who suspected that Lin Li was making an indirect accusation.

"What kind of taxi is this?!"

"Let me do it." Chen Yuying smiled and used her mobile phone to call a taxi.

Within five minutes, a BYD stopped in front of the four of them, very authoritatively.

Remember, BYD’s flower language is - "the last digit of your mobile phone number".

There are only two kinds of cars in the world that can enter and exit high-end places unconditionally, one is Maybach and the other is BYD. But it does not mean that the two are equally noble. There is also a gap between masters.

- Remember, those who can be picked up by Maybach can also be picked up by BYD, and those who cannot be picked up by Maybach can also be picked up by BYD.

If you drive this car to have an affair, other people's husbands will see their wives getting out of your car. If they are polite, they will say thank you for your hard work and ask you to go back and be careful.

The real authority is word of mouth.

However, Lin Li now misses Bai Bufan a little.

It’s not that he wanted to pinch his butt. Lin Li is not that superficial. He wouldn’t even pinch a dog.

"Why don't you sit in the front row?"

Ding Sihan opened the back door and was about to get in. When he turned around and found Lin Li waiting to get in behind Chen Yuying, he asked with a smile and teasing.

Lin Li: "..."

Why was it pointed out?

Bai Bufan from the ditch, now that you are here, can't you just sit in the back row with impunity?

Why not come!
What a useless thing. I’ll go to QQ and curse him out later.

"You don't understand this, do you?" However, Lin Li knew how to respond to Ding Sihan's malicious questioning:
"Studies have shown that in a five-seater car, the seat risk factors are as follows: front passenger seat > driver's seat > front passenger back seat > driver's back seat > back middle seat."

"Traffic accidents happen every day, with cars being destroyed at the least and people dying at the worst. In the past, there were too many of us and we had no choice. As a good Chinese man, I was willing to sacrifice myself and take on this most dangerous position.

If something like this happens, I will die first and never live in vain.

Normally when Bai Bufan was around, I let him sit in the passenger seat only to protect you and me. If anything happened, he would die first and never let a dog live.

But now, we have a choice, our conditions have improved, Ding Sihan, you still want me to sit in the co-pilot seat? Isn't this just asking for trouble? My God, you are really vicious. "

Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying, and the driver: “?”

It was so reasonable that Lin Li felt like he was a genius. As he listened to it, he even believed it.

"The more I think about it, the angrier I get, Ding Sihan! How can there be someone as filthy and evil as you in the world! I really despise you!"

Lin Li was so angry that he wanted to reach out and poke Ding Sihan's spine.

Its heart is awkward!

Ding Sihan: “(╬~皿~)!”

"Are you sick?" Ding Sihan raised his fist and attacked Lin Li's shoulder, scolding with a smile:

"Can you please not say such unlucky things when we are about to get on the bus? What if you have a bad mouth?!"

The driver said nothing, but nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Especially when he just discovered that according to Lin Li's logic, if there was no one in the passenger seat, he would be the first person to die in the accident.

This kind of thing is a tonic.

I am not a dog, I want to live! !

"Planning ahead is a way to respect life. Ding Sihan, please don't treat our safety as a joke." Lin Li has stood his ground and is very confident.

"Okay, for my own safety, I'll sit in the safest middle seat in the back row. Yuying, you go in first." Ding Sihan nodded.

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

You all can see that there is no fabrication in what Lin Li said about Ding Sihan having a malicious mind.

Isn't this purely bad?

Super female, born bad!

"Don't be so selfish, just get in! Let's go!" Not knowing what to say in rebuttal, Lin Li had to use brute force and stretched out his hand to push Ding Sihan directly onto the car.

Afterwards, he wanted to go in and sit in the middle, but Chen Yuying pulled his clothes again.

"Don't take my place."

Baby, you are so selfish. You are competing with me for the safest position.

Chen Yuying, bad too!

Lin Li finally sat in the back seat of the driver's seat, the second-to-last safest position.

"The last digit of your cell phone number." After the three got in the car, the driver spoke the flower language.

Lin Li looked at the phone on the stand in front of him and saw that the top group chats were Xiling BYD Car Owners Club and Xiling Didi Drivers Group.

It's too authoritative. One day when the riders decide to get together, the whole of Xiling will fall into chaos with no cars to hire.

Before Lin Li could imagine how terrible this moment would be, Ding Sihan leaned forward slightly to look at Lin Li, and said teasingly after clicking his tongue twice:

"Someone said something like he was paying attention to safety, but after getting in the car, he didn't even fasten his seat belt. If something really happened, he would be the first to die. Haha, I don't know where the safety is."

Lin Li: "..."

Buhao, this guy caught his weakness.

"The car hasn't started yet, who said I didn't wear it?" Lin Li quickly took the seat belt in front of him and inserted it into his own safety pin.

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: “?”

The two of them looked at each other strangely.

The driver, who was about to start the car, fumbled around for a while, then turned around and stared at Lin Li.

"Master, are you looking for something?" Lin Li asked politely.

"I'm looking for my three points, oh, and two hundred bucks."

The driver stared at the seat belt that originally belonged to him but was now taken away by the cow and inserted into the back, and spoke seriously word by word.

Lin Li: “(*▽*)Huh?”

"Hehe, sorry...I'll give it back to you."

Lin Li quickly unbuckled the seat belt that didn't belong to him.

All latches are the same, so don’t blame yourself if you make a mistake.

It's been too long since I wore a seat belt in the back seat.

To be honest, as far as Lin Li can remember, he never fastened his belt when sitting in the back seat of a car.

Many times when Lin Li takes a taxi alone, he sits directly in the back seat because the front passenger seat has to wear a seat belt and he finds it troublesome.

As for the seat belt fastening reminder in the taxi app.

Don't listen, don't listen, the bastard chants sutras.

……

Lin Li is not Nuan Yangyang, he is not a crow's mouth, and he did not have a car accident.

Arrived in Jinshui successfully and safely.

"When I retire, I will drive during the morning, afternoon and evening rush hours, and drive very slowly, going to where there are a lot of cars, causing traffic jams."

After Lin Li got off the car, he made his vow.

"So bad." Chen Yuying looked at him with a smile.

"I support you. Call me when the time comes. You block the fast lane and I block the slow lane." Ding Sihan nodded, feeling a little resentful.

The reason why the two had such evil ideas of revenge on society was that although they did not have a car accident along the way, they were stuck in traffic for nearly half an hour.

Maybe it's because there are many people on weekends.

Can Thanos make a targeted snap of his fingers?

However, although being stuck in traffic was a bit boring, Lin Li really wanted to say thank you to the driver while driving.

Maybe the driver was unhappy about the traffic jam, so he was driving quite fast.

So every time I turned left or right, it became something worth looking forward to.

Girls' bodies are much softer than boys'. Autumn clothes should be just the right amount, soft and warm.

Hateful seat belts, if they weren't fastened, everything would be much clearer.

Although Lin Li actually had a very high level of control over his body, he must have gotten carsick in the car and had no control at all. When he should have fallen to the right, he couldn't stop himself.

Damn, I’m still too weak and powerless.

Driver, let's join forces next time! Two pieces of bread with cheese!

Now we have not arrived at the pet-friendly park, but at the door of a fresh food supermarket.

We are going to have a picnic in the afternoon, so we have to buy some food and drinks, but it seems unnecessary to bring them from Xiling, so we can just buy them here.

However, the three of them did prepare things like picnic mats - the reason why Lin Li carried disposable chopsticks with him was also for this reason.

Entering the supermarket, the three of them skipped the daily necessities area and went directly to the snacks and beverages area to start choosing.

"By the way, squad leader, Xiao Ding, have you two ever had a drink?" The shelf next to the drinks was filled with alcohol. After taking a glance at it, Lin Li remembered what he saw and heard last night and asked curiously.

"I haven't drunk it." Ding Sihan shook his head when he heard it.

"I drank once and got drunk." Chen Yuying said shockingly.

"Hmm? Tell me in detail! Which... guy!?" Hajiri was a little stressed, his fur stood on end and he entered into Stegosaurus form, alert and concerned, he took a step closer to ask.

"It's nothing. My mom got me drunk. Maybe she thought it's better to let go than to block. She and my dad both have the habit of drinking. If they completely forbid it, she's afraid that I'll rebel and get curious. So during the Chinese New Year this year, she asked me to drink with her, and she got me drunk.

The next day he told me that my alcohol tolerance was very low. About 50 to 60 milliliters of alcohol would make me dizzy and affect my judgment, and I would be drunk after drinking less than 100 milliliters. He told me that if I wanted to drink in the future, I must pay attention to these two numbers.

He also said that when I turned 18, he would drink with me like this again, so that I would have a sense of justice in the future.

Chen Yuying did not hide anything and told her experience of being drunk, then shook her head:

“But I don’t think alcohol tastes good, and after getting drunk the next day, I feel really bad, so I’ve only drunk that one time.

I even suspect that my mother deliberately picked the bad wine to make me feel uncomfortable, huh."

"I think this is what Auntie thinks." Ding Sihan nodded when he heard it.

Obviously, this was the first time she heard Chen Yuying say this. After all, there was no record of alcohol in the birthday gift given to Lin Li.

Go back and add the rest.

“I see.” After hearing what happened, Lin Li felt relieved.

Luckily I just said "guy" and didn't swear, huh——

Then Lin Li took out his cell phone and typed away while deliberately whispering darkly: "One hundred milliliters of alcohol, right? Okay, okay, I've got it noted down. I'll find a way to make you drink it all some other time..." Before he could finish his whisper, he was interrupted by Chen Yuying who pushed him from behind.

"Lin Li, starting today I won't drink any drinks you hand me." Chen Yuying said with a smile.

"Really?" Lin Li didn't believe it.

"Do you want to drink later?" Chen Yuying did not answer, but asked back.

"I can drink moderately, but I'm not very good at it. I can't even handle beer or foreign liquor. I only drink cocktails mixed with other drinks. Drink a bottle, and it's still very comfortable to sit in the park and enjoy the breeze while feeling a little tipsy."

Lin Li explained.

Drinking small amounts of alcohol infrequently does have some benefits for the body.

The feeling of being slightly tipsy is indeed good.

As for getting drunk and vomiting, it is undoubtedly harmful to your health and uncomfortable, and there is no need for it.

Before activating the system, Lin Li's alcohol tolerance was probably below average. As for how his alcohol tolerance was now after his body had undergone such a big change, Lin Li himself had no idea and had not studied it.

After taking a bottle of strong RIO from the shelf and throwing it into the basket, Lin Li turned around and asked:
"Squad leader, do you want a bottle? You can drink this. It's only 3%. If you drink a full bottle, you'll only take in milliliters of alcohol. You definitely won't get drunk. It tastes like a drink, not much alcohol. If you don't like it, I can drink the rest."

"Okay." Since Lin Li wanted to drink, Chen Yuying nodded.

"Peach flavor?" Lin Li asked, picking up another flavor from the shelf.

"it is good."

"Give me, give me, give me a bottle too." Ding Sihan on the side raised his hand and asked.

"Little brats who have never drunk alcohol, sit at Bufan's table and are not allowed to drink." Lin Li sneered at the words and did not take them. Instead, he took a row of AD calcium milk:

"Who knows if you're the type who gets drunk easily after drinking? What if you take a sip and start going crazy?

Xiao Ding, listen to your father's advice. Drink this Wahaha AD calcium milk. It is more suitable for Chinese babies like you. "

By the way, Lin Li really wants to complain about some stupid milk powder advertisements.

New Zealand milk source, EU certification, European pastures, US quality inspection, after adding all these buffs, it is more suitable for the physique of Chinese babies.

This is suitable for you horse.

Ding Sihan: "..."

"No! I just want to drink!" Ding Sihan walked to Lin Li, took down a can of RIO and threw it into Lin Li's basket.

Lin Li just let her do what she wanted.

At that time, observe Ding Sihan's reaction after taking a sip. If he seems a little dizzy, just stop him immediately.

Of course there are people who can get completely drunk with just one bottle of RIO, but they are still relatively rare.

Ding Sihan shouldn’t be like that either.

“But Ding Sihan, you’d better pray that you don’t get drunk, otherwise I might not be wearing my pants anymore.” Lin Li patted his waistband and threatened, “I am a rotten crotch, remember that.”

"Hmph, Yingbao will protect me." Ding Sihan ran behind Chen Yuying and hugged her.

"Oh, you're still trying to protect me? When your Yingbao pushes my butt from behind, you'll be obedient." Lin Li sneered.

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: “?”

"..."

"..."

"Ahhh! I can't stand it anymore!"

Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying were stunned for a moment when they heard the words, and then Ding Sihan roared, came behind Lin Li, and hit Lin Li's back with the basket in her hand.

"Lin Li!! You are really hopeless! What on earth is in your head?!"

"What do you mean by what's in my head? This is the fact." Lin Li dodged Ding Sihan's attack with disdain and looked at Chen Yuying expectantly:

"Squad leader, come on, tell Ding Sihan loudly whether you will protect her or push my ass when the time comes."

Chen Yuying: “…”

Chen Yuying lowered her head and sighed deeply.

Although he sighed, there was a smile in his breath.

but.

No matter how much I favor you, I can't push your butt.

So Chen Yuying came behind Ding Sihan, put her chin on Ding Sihan's shoulder, smiled and replied to Lin Li: "Protect Sihan."

"Love you baby, muah, Yingbao is the best."

Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying are quite affectionate, and Lin Li feels really proud of himself.

Anchor, anchor, you said that your happy link is to take one and send three, but you didn't fucking say that you mean take one and send me a mistress.

Wozhiwozhi.

Damn it, give me your money back!
"Hmm? Lin Li, do you have anything else to say?" Looking at the sad Lin Li, the yellow-haired Ding Sihan got close to Chen Yuying while making love with her.

Pure love warrior Lin Li still has his last bit of stubbornness, and Ying Bao must have his own difficulties.

It's just that Huangmao Lao Ding has something to threaten her.

She has me in her heart.

"Can you let me push your butt when the time comes?" After figuring it out, Lin Li spoke with relief.

Please let me participate.

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: “?”

"Damn pervert!"

"You living hooligan..." Chen Yuying, whose words were snatched away, had to change her words.

"whee."

There must be drinks sold in the park, but they will be a little more expensive, and it will be heavy if you bring too much, so I just took the AD calcium milk and then went to the snack area.

"Lin Li, do you eat Rice Pops?" Ding Sihan asked.

"All is fine." Lin Li replied indifferently.

"Okay," Ding Sihan nodded, and then shouted to Chen Yuying: "Yingbao, Lin Li is obsessed with the old man! What should we do?"

Chen Yuying, Lin Li: “?”

You still have Mickey Mouse in your hand, right?

"Wait a minute, Dingzi, let's go back in time and ask again."

"Okay, Lin Li, do you want to eat Rice Pops?" Ding Sihan nodded and cooperated.

"I'm not obsessed with old men. At this stage, I like pretty, young and energetic girls who are about 16 or 17 years old." Lin Li responded seriously.

"I didn't ask you to eat this old man!"

Lin Li accurately caught the Mickey Mouse that Ding Sihan threw towards his head, shook his head, and threw it into the basket.

Questions are made based on the answers. Ding Sihan’s approach is to launch a three-dimensional and all-round attack.

[Catch a Blade with Bare Hands] The greatest use of this ability is to look cool at times like this.

“If you want to sneak attack me, practice for another hundred years. It’s useless.” Lin Li could only laugh.

"whee."

They didn't buy too many snacks, mostly snacks like potato chips that didn't fill their stomachs, so the three of them moved to the prepared food area of ​​the supermarket.

Food that is used to fill the stomach is naturally best eaten hot.

"Half a roast chicken, half a roast duck. Lin Li has a big appetite anyway."

"I'm not Zhou Baowei, please be respectful."

"I'd like a box of stewed food."

"There's actually raw food in the cooked food section, and a sashimi platter. Yingbao, do you want some?"

"sure."

"Then have a box."

"What about me? Ask me! Ding Sihan! You f*cking favor girls over boys!"

"What's going on?"

"The lower woman!"

"What's going on?"

"..."

The three of them ordered in the cooked food area for a long time, and then felt that they had enough and asked the staff to pack it up for them.

"Where's Lin Li? Why is he gone?"

Ding Sihan suddenly realized that Lin Li was no longer around. He looked around but still didn't see him, so he asked in confusion.

Chen Yuying sighed, pointed to a place not far away and shook her head: "It's over there."

Ding Sihan looked over and then fell silent.

Lin was standing next to the rice display cabinet, scooping up and pouring the rice inside with a large shovel, with a look of enjoyment on his face. He was holding a supermarket bag in his hand, and seemed to be pretending to be a customer who really intended to buy rice, but in fact he was playing with the rice.

Ding Sihan: "..."

"Lin Li, what are you doing?" Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying asked after walking over with things in their hands.

"Play with rice."

Lin Li said as a matter of course.

Good children don't play with rice.

But Lin Li is not a good boy. Genshin Impact, start!

"What's so fun about this?"

"Isn't this fun? The rustling sound when shoveling rice and the feeling of the grains flowing are as relaxing as ASMR. Controlling the flow of rice gives you a sense of control. In addition, the rice feels cool and smooth to the touch, which is so cool..."

Lin Li immediately recommended it to Ding Sihan and even wanted to get him started.

But Ding Sihan didn't even finish listening to what she said, and he pulled Chen Yuying away, shaking his head as he walked: "Let's go, go pay the bill, and ignore this idiot."

Chen Yuying turned around and smiled, giving Lin Li a look to follow her.

Lin Li sighed.

Ding Sihan's voice was extremely extremely sharp (choked up). She actually criticized Mi for being useless. How despicable.

Lin Li had no choice but to put down his beloved shovel and go to pay the bill.

After paying the bill, the three of them walked out of the supermarket.

Lin Li looked at the receipt in his hand, shook his head and said with emotion:

“Money is becoming less and less valuable nowadays.

In the past, two yuan could buy a dozen candies, two ice creams, a box of pens, a box of spicy noodles and a bag of figs, but now it only costs two hundred yuan to buy these things. "

"It's okay. You bought a lot. Besides, the prices were like that when you were there. How could you buy so many things with two dollars?" Ding Sihan thought it was a normal price. He shrugged and spoke in surprise.

Lin Li: "It has nothing to do with prices. It's just that surveillance was not popular at that time."

Ding Sihan, Chen Yuying: “?”

(End of this chapter)