Chapter 307: Wallfacers are everywhere, I am your wallbreaker

Chapter 307: Wallfacers are everywhere, I am your wallbreaker

Chapter 307: Wallfacers are everywhere, I am your wallbreaker

"Another thirty seconds of hard control."

Lin Li gets up, washes, and goes through his daily routine in the bathroom.

Lin Li suddenly discovered that every boy is actually a sweet and soft little princess.

Because every morning, no matter how many layers of mattresses there are under the bed, when you get up, you will still feel something hard and uncomfortable underneath - isn't this the Princess and the Pea?

Ahhhhh baby, it turns out we are a group of little princesses!!!
——Oh, by the way, any hypocritical princess cannot be allowed to be a princess and will be expelled from the male category.

Community park.

"Lin Li...can you teach me how to fight like this?"

When Lin Li put away his boxing gloves and took a rest, Zhou Youwei, who was standing beside him, hesitated for a moment and then spoke with some embarrassment.

Originally, after Lin Li indirectly rejected him last time, Zhou Youwei decided not to speak again.

Humph, I don’t want this boxing technique.

However, Zhou Youwei discovered in the past few days that Lin Li's boxing style was becoming more and more exaggerated like that of a master.

Every morning, the swinging trajectory of the body in his sight was unusually coordinated. Although its presence was not strong, once Zhou Youwei observed it carefully, he would sometimes hold his breath unconsciously.

Even just practicing Tai Chi on the side, I felt an oppressive feeling as if a firefly dared not compete with the xenon searchlights of a nuclear power plant.

It was so horrifying that it shouldn't have happened to an eighteen-year-old boy.

What's more, this evil kid was so thin and weak two and a half months ago.

Zhou Youwei felt that he would believe it if he told himself that Lin Li was cultivating immortality.

Then you have to want to learn.

"Ok?"

Lin Li, who was calculating how long he would have to complete the 'new' "Eight-stage Body Strengthening Exercise" combined with breathing techniques to see if he could complete the task, turned his head when he heard this.

"Can you teach me how to fight?" Zhou Youwei gritted his teeth and repeated it.

Seeing Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly and did not respond immediately, Zhou Youwei suddenly felt embarrassed and hurriedly said with some regret:

"Well, if the person who taught you asked you not to tell anyone else, just pretend I never said that. I was just asking because I'm interested."

"Grandpa Zhou, the person who taught me didn't tell me that I couldn't pass it on to others. It's fine for him to accept you as his disciple, but he said that you have to be down-to-earth when practicing this technique. I'm afraid you can't bear it."

Lin Li came back to his senses and shook his head to remind him.

"No, absolutely not! It's no problem. I can't stand it. I've been down to earth all my life. This is not a requirement for me. It's a daily routine."

Upon hearing this, Zhou Youwei immediately straightened his chest and patted his chest where he often got a stitch in the side.

"Really? But I feel that your body is not very strong. I'm afraid I will hurt you." Lin Li looked at Zhou Youwei, then looked at the soles of his shoes, feeling a little embarrassed.

Zhou Youwei: "(；☉_☉)?"

Stop making noise and let me grill.

What the hell do you mean you're afraid of me stepping on it?

and many more.

“What the hell kind of trampling junior brother are you?” Zhou Youwei pointed at Lin Li, his expression looking like that of the husky emoji.

What kind of ghost sect are you?

Junior brother, do you use it today?

Zhou Youwei reacted quickly and said, "Besides, you usually don't step on anyone! Are you trying to trick me?"

"Because I didn't have a junior fellow disciple before." Lin Li answered immediately.

“Oh, so that’s how it is~~” Zhou Youwei pointed at Lin Li with a smile.

Lin Li also responded with a smile:.

Zhou Youwei got a stitch in the side.

Lin Li rescue.

It flows like water, very skillfully and in one go.

"Grandpa, if you want to learn, you can just follow me and try."

After Zhou Youwei woke up, Lin Li smiled and said:
"I've been quite busy lately and don't have the time to teach you in detail. Besides, I'm not qualified to be a teacher yet."

"But my movements are very slow now, you should be able to keep up. If you really can't remember, you can also record it first and then learn it later. Anyway, this is how the tutorials are now."

Lin Li really didn't mind Zhou Youwei learning it.

As early as when he first started practicing the Eight-Section Body Building Exercise, Lin Li didn't mind Xiao Zhou stealing his skills, and he never had any taboos about the movements.

After all, leaving aside the chapter on spirit stones and the breathing rhythm that I had just learned, the physical chapter of the Eight-Section Body Building Exercise is actually just a health-preserving exercise with very good body-building effects, and it does not contain any extraordinary elements - at least not if you persist in practicing it in the short term.

If Zhou Youwei wanted to achieve the same effect as himself, it would be completely impossible.

Lin Li looked at the system, but no corresponding task popped up.

pity.

Without the mission, it would be impossible for me to make time to teach Xiao Zhou the exercises. I am already very busy.

"Well, thank you then." Zhou Youwei thanked Lin Li without making eye contact at first.

I am quite satisfied.

Mainly because he didn't have permission, Zhou Youwei only dared to imitate Lin Li's movements when Lin Li was not around. He was even worried that this guy might be hiding in the bushes watching him.

I can try to learn directly in the future. Zhou Youwei is very satisfied and grateful for the result.

"I didn't do anything, so what's there to thank me for? Anyway, you can just watch and learn. If you feel that you are not up to par, you can ask me if I'm downstairs in the morning."

"I was joking when I said step on the ground, Junior Brother. What our sect emphasizes is the same as what you know. It means practicing until you sweat profusely and the ground is wet. Step on the wet ground."

Zhou Youwei couldn't stand it any longer and complained: "This is different from what I understand as being down-to-earth! What's wrong with your sect? Do you have to use homophones?"

"I mean, Grandpa, you have a good rest. I'll leave after I finish my practice."

"……Row."

Looking at Lin Li's back, perhaps it's time to change my impression of Lin Li.

Go upstairs.

Because he got home late this morning, he had only slept for three hours so far. After finishing his breakfast, Lin Li took a nap for an hour and a half.

Then he rode his bike to the Nansang Vehicle Management Office.

Take subject one.

There are quite a lot of people at the vehicle management office, and the age range of the people present is quite large. The youngest is Lin Li, who is estimated to be around 20 years old, and the oldest are in their 40s or 50s.

Young people should come here to take a driving test, while middle-aged and elderly people should come here to get a new driver's license.

Following the staff's instructions, Lin Li found the machine for collecting the test seat number and queued up to have his face scanned.

Middle-aged people in small places always find it easy to chat with each other, even if they don’t know each other at all.

It must be that this is the vehicle management office, otherwise Lin Li felt that the middle-aged men in front of him would lift up their clothes at any time, revealing their big bellies, pat their bellies while talking, and suck between their teeth from time to time, making a "tsk" sound.

Now these guys are talking about how they got the points deducted from their driver's licenses. After listening for a while, I found it boring. It's nothing more than crossing the solid line and running a red light. Not exciting at all.

Why didn't you order any drinking or bumping into people?

Find some people with criminal records so that Lin Li can keep an eye on these potential old criminals.

By the way, if you hit someone and can't find him, can you sue him for hit-and-run and permanently revoke his driver's license?

After getting the number, go to the designated examination room and computer and wait for the exam to begin.

No suspense.

The answers to all the questions could be determined at a glance. Lin Li finished the first ninety questions in more than two minutes, and the real-time data in the upper right corner showed that he got all of them right.

Even if you get all the answers wrong later, you’ll still pass.

If it weren't for the delay in the computer switching questions, Lin Li felt that he could finish the test in one minute.

After clicking the last option, submit the paper.

Full marks.

When Lin Li stood up and walked towards the invigilator's desk to sign and leave, everyone, including the invigilator, was stunned.

Especially when everyone confirmed that Lin Li’s problem was not a computer malfunction nor was he feeling unwell, he had simply finished the exam.

Not a buddy?

I haven't even finished ten questions yet, but you've already finished the exam and passed?
Worth.

Nan Sang's fastest legend.

The fastest man in Xiling!

After receiving his qualification certificate and retrieving his mobile phone, Lin Li took a photo and sent it to Yu Jianan.

"Yu Jianan: OK, great. I'll make an appointment for you for driving test 2 after the cooling-off period is over. It will be probably the week after next. If you are free this week or next week, you can come for driving practice. Just let me know half a day in advance and I can arrange it."

"Lin Li: "Transfer 500""

"Yu Jianan: Oh, how can this be so embarrassing."

"Yu Jianan received your transfer"

"Yu Jianan: It's all right as long as the money has arrived. Please take back the kindness."

For Lin Li now, any problem that can be solved with less than 40 million in cash is not a problem.

Of course, if you really want 40 million, then again - Wow, why don't you just go and rob it.

……

After another morning of unremitting efforts, the "Basic Sword Techniques" were finally translated and I could start practicing.

The first part Lin Li learned was sword control.

Perhaps it was because he had a good understanding, he learned it quite quickly. After pinching the sword formula, the "Invisible Sword" that possessed him would generate a certain suction force, so that when Lin Li stood on it, he did not need to consider balance all the time, but the speed was really not satisfactory.

At the current speed, I’m afraid I can’t even see the butt of the old lady at the village entrance who is trying to grab half-price eggs.

But as the saying goes, you have to eat one bite at a time and poop one piece at a time. Take it slow, we're just starting now.

For lunch, Lin Li ordered a small portion of braised chicken and rice, which was made up of an all-star lineup of frozen chicken, chili peppers, Hakimi and mushrooms.

After eating and resting for a while, it was almost time, so Lin Li went downstairs and rode his bike to Ding Sihan's house.

Ding Sihan lives in a residential complex next to the Nansang Library. After registering, Lin Li rode his bicycle directly into the underground garage and parked it.

Then he returned to the door.

"Lin Li: I'm here, hurry back to your seat, don't keep me waiting too long @陈雨盈@丁思涵."

"Ding Sihan: What are you barking at? I arrived yesterday. I've been waiting for you for so long, but did I ever urge you? Are you so anxious? Speechless, get down."

"Lin Li:?"

"Lin Li: Ding Sihan, I really have the "remote control" over you."

“Bai Bufan: Ahhhhhhhhhhh—”

"Lin Li:?"

"Ding Sihan:?"

"Qu Wanqiu:?"

"Chen Yuying:?"

"Lin Li: Damn it, I got the wrong remote! Sorry, mine."

"Lin Li: Forget it, since we are here, "remote control" "increase the intensity." "

“Bai Bufan: Aa ...

"Ding Sihan:?"

"Qu Wanqiu:?"

"Chen Yuying:?"

With the help of a dog, Lin Li made everyone in the group chat feel uneasy.

"Ding Sihan: Why doesn't WeChat group have a mute function? Why don't we switch to QQ? I can't stand these two psychos!"

Ding Sihan acted quite quickly, and QQ showed that she had been pulled into a group chat.

But Lin Li just sneered. How could he choose to fight in a disadvantageous battlefield?

"Lin Li: So how long will you two take? Otherwise, I have to keep pressing the remote control."

"Chen Yuying: I'm on my way and will be there in a few minutes."

"Ding Sihan: I'm still drying my hair. It will probably take another ten minutes. If you're tired of waiting at the gate of the community, you can come to my house and sit for a while."

"Lin Li: Is there an adult?"

"Ding Sihan: Of course I have, otherwise how can I be at ease being alone in a room with a creature like you."

"Lin Li: Then I won't go (put on pants)."

"Ding Sihan: Lin Li, you are crazy!!!"

"Qu Wanqiu: The things in brackets are easy to put down."

"You have withdrawn a message."

"Lin Li: I won't go then (putting on this year's new American retro spring and autumn youth casual jeans from Taobao 199)."

"Lin Li: @Qu Wanqiu, these pants are 199 yuan. 199 yuan. Whose life is that? Can you afford it? Hmm? Are you willing to give up? Hmm? Speak up!"

In response to Lin Li’s speech, Qu Wanqiu summarized the following six points.

"Qu Wanqiu: ..."

Obviously, he was speechless because of his own remarks.

Now he probably wants to ease the relationship with me, but he doesn’t know how to start, and he is extremely anxious.

Yourself, win!

Before Lin Li could continue the group chat, a car stopped at the gate of the community.

The thin autumn sun shone through the slowly opening car door. When the beige short boots lightly touched the ground, Lin Li smelled the citrus scent wafting in the wind.

I ride a horse and smell it!

A cream-colored turtleneck sweater wrapped around her slender neck, and under the dark green plaid pleated skirt, two calves in black over-the-knee socks peeked out.

The ends of the long hair that are stretched out in the sun have a little brownish yellow, giving a dyed feeling, but as the angles of the girl and the light intersect, it can be seen that it is just bright ink color.

It seems that it was not Chen Zhongping today, nor was it the driver at home. It was just an online car-hailing service, so there was no interaction. Chen Yuying trotted directly to Lin Li. When she took the last three steps, she took one step and uttered a playful word -

"Long, wait."

These three words were pronounced as if in slow motion, making each syllable sound beautiful.

Lin Li reached into his pocket, and then, under Chen Yuying's inquiring gaze, he took out a pair of... disposable chopsticks.

Chen Yuying: “?”

Why does this thing appear?
"Why did you suddenly take out the chopsticks?" Chen Yuying asked curiously.

"Because I saw my food, let's eat!"

He quickly tore open the chopstick packaging, held one in each hand and shook it in a circle, then Lin Li pointed them at Chen Yuying, rubbed them against each other to remove the burrs, and then continued to knock them against each other.

If he had dared to play with chopsticks like this when he was a child, Lin Li would have been beaten into a Top 10 player by Wu Min.

But fortunately, it is a serious time now and Wu Min can’t control this.

Chen Yuying's face flushed slightly, and a faint but long-lasting sweetness gradually spread from her chest to her whole body.

"You'll be fed to death."

There are many rewards here.

But then, Chen Yuying remembered something, so she pinched her pleated skirt and turned it slightly to the left and right.

The hem of the skirt was then lifted slightly, revealing more of her smooth, white thighs.

Swish, swish.

Chen Yuying was just about to say what she had prepared in the car, but the next second she saw Lin Li holding out chopsticks to pinch her thigh.

She really couldn't help it, so she raised her hand and slapped Lin Li hard - anyway, she felt that she had hit him pretty hard.

"What are you doing!"

"Let's eat, or what?"

In fact, Lin Li has a secret that he has never told Chen Yuying. In fact, he is Uzumaki Naruto's brother.

So, hurry up and put this thigh sashimi in your mouth!
Urgent, urgent, urgent, I am King Gigi.

"Squad leader, the action you just lifted up your skirt is equivalent to the chef lifting the lid when serving a dish. I understand." So, what does Lin Liren's hand have to do with being slapped? He has already used his chopsticks, so he has to eat.

Lin Beihai's ideological stamp is very solid.

This thigh must be eaten! This is preserving a seed for human civilization.

Disposable chopsticks number, move forward four!

Go forward successfully.

Unfortunately, Chen Yuying's thighs were really slippery. After the chopsticks touched them, they moved along the arc and the tips hit each other, so nothing was picked up.

I guess you usually use Dove to maintain these legs.

Okay, you don’t have to eat it, but Lin Li really wants to touch it.

"certainly not!"

Chen Yuying took a step back, away from Lin Li's eating range, and after pulling up her skirt again and turning slightly, she smiled and said:
"I'm letting you look at my skirt, Lin Li. This skirt of mine costs over 800 yuan. Whose life is it? Hmm? Speak, speak~"

The word "speak" should have been used to ask loudly at the end, but perhaps because Chen Yuying was not good at using this tone, it had no power and was even soft.

But there is a cunning in her eyes, making her look cute and a bit like a supermodel.

Nuwa, come on, turn on the microphone, do you have the guts to say that Earth Online is fair game again? Hmm?

Of course, if it’s unfair, then it’s unfair. No more nerfs allowed. Keep strengthening!
Our brother's favorite is the super-standard hero.

I just like the beauty of this kind of numbers!
"What! It's more than 800! I didn't expect it to be my fourth lifetime."

The jeans he was wearing, which were worth 199 (actually 149, Lin Li quoted 50 more), seemed a little dull.

It seems that Chen Yuying is here to help Xiao Jiujiu get back her face. Lin Li nodded and said flatteringly:
"Squad leader, I am convinced, so I decided to kneel down and lick you."

"Of course, a real man is born between heaven and earth. If you don't want me to kneel, then I won't kneel."

Lin Li’s main goal is to be obedient and follow orders.

"What if I don't want you to lick it?" Chen Yuying asked back.

"I will pretend I didn't hear you this time. Don't say such things next time. I am the little emperor. You have no right to interfere with me in whatever I want to do."

Lin Li's expression changed extremely quickly.

Anyone who points out my mistakes to my face will be whipped dozens of times and driven to another courtyard.

But as for Yingbao, he will not be driven away.

Drive into the inner courtyard.

The number of lashes...I'm sorry, I'm guilty.

"Then you are not allowed to do anything." Chen Yuying took another half step back, shook her head and smiled, "Lin Li, if you continue to develop abnormally, one day you will turn into a... dirty big moth."

"Shouldn't it be a caterpillar emerging as a butterfly? Don't mess with the fixed combination!"

"What butterfly are you talking about?" Before Lin Li could say anything, Ding Sihan's puzzled voice came from behind him.

"Ah, they say I'm a butterfly flying against the wind~" Then Lin Li turned his head, started singing from zero frame, and began to sing.

Ding Sihan: “?”

A girl's blush speaks louder than any sweet words.

Sad news!

149 Jeans combat damage +1.

(End of this chapter)