Chapter 306: Pure Love Warrior 1 Knife 1 Minotaur

Chapter 306: Pure Love Warrior 1 Knife 1 Minotaur

Chapter 306: Pure Love Warrior Kills Minotaur with One Sword
"Lin Li, can you be any more shameless?"

After the flying kick, Ding Sihan covered his forehead with his hands horizontally, shook his head and sighed, indicating that he couldn't bear to watch it.

"Xiao Ding, do you know why I work so hard in my life? It's to prevent others from saying that I'm good-for-nothing except being handsome and just a vase!"

Alas, people like you will never understand me." Lin Li patted his trouser legs skillfully, his voice sad.

Ding Sihan: "..."

What the hell do you call people like you?

"Enough, enough! Lin Li, I know you are gay, I will tell Yingbao." Ding Sihan said with a headache, his mouth twitching slightly.

"Who is Nantong? This is slander!" Lin Li was angry.

"Aren't you narcissistic?"

Lin Li: "?"

"Eh? Wait!"

Lin Li was stunned and didn't know how to refute for a moment.

But everyone knows that Lin Li is very good at learning from others' experience.

If you can't refute it, then join it.

"Ding Sihan, now is not the time to tell Yingbao this. Let's go to the nearby primary school right now. I found that all those narcissistic primary school students are copper smelting addicts. Shoot them! Must be shot! Damn guys!"

Because Lin Li hated copper smelting the most in his life, he was particularly serious at this moment.

Big Ejecta mushrooms are all XP that can be accepted by the world, but copper smelting is not!

Ding Sihan: "..."

"According to your logic, self-harm followed by narcissism is Stockholm syndrome, isn't it?"

The exam was almost over and more and more people were handing in their papers. Bai Bufan, who had just come up from downstairs, heard this conversation and joined in with amusement.

"Bai Bufan, you are going home this week, right?" Hearing Bai Bufan's voice, Ding Sihan did not respond but looked at him for confirmation.

"Yes, my dad is probably waiting for me outside the school now. I really won't stay in school this week. If there are any activities, you guys can join in." Bai Bufan nodded.

Said it before.

"But this week's activity is that I will give everyone 10 million in cash." Lin Li spoke at this time.

"Then I'll tell my dad to get out of here right now!" Bai Bufan replied at lightning speed, speaking seriously, "If I can make 10 million, it's uncertain who will be the father of this family!"

"Remember, my father's last name is also Bai, so he could also be Bai like me!"

These words really touched Lin Lixiao.

It would be better to give Bai Bufan gold worth ten million someday. Lin Li really wants to see this scene.

“Okay then.” Ding Sihan didn’t join in the joke between the two. He nodded and looked back at Lin Li: “Lin Li, let’s confirm the specific plan in the group chat later?”

"can."

Nodding, Ding Sihan walked towards the classroom.

"Bufan, how did you do on the exam?"

There were only two people left. Lin Li approached Bai Bufan's buttocks little by little and asked, preparing to make a feint:

"The last three multiple-choice questions are BCC, right?"

"Heh," Bai Bufan smiled helplessly. He was too lazy to check the answer on the test paper. He just sighed sadly:
"I found that taking an exam is no different from having an operation. After I fail, I can only say to my parents, 'Patient's family, I have tried my best.'"

Then Bai Bufan's expression suddenly changed. He touched his trouser pocket and ran downstairs.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li frowned after failing to strike.

"My fucking scalpel fell into the patient's stomach. Let me get it!" Bai Bufan said while running.

Lin Li: "..."

I don’t know whether Lu Xun’s study of medicine could save the country, but Bai Bufan’s study of medicine really couldn’t save the country.

But if you study medicine abroad, maybe it's possible. Saving the country in a roundabout way is also saving the country.

……

The bell rang to signal the end of the exam. Chen Yuying lived up to her reputation as a good student. She had clearly finished writing and checking her papers more than ten minutes ago, but she continued checking them until the very last moment.

When Lin Li heard the bell and returned to the corridor in front of the classroom, the window had been opened.

Finally, we no longer have to look at each other through a small gap.

They were not allowed to go in yet. Students from Class 4, including Lin Li, who had already handed in their papers, were waiting in the corridor for the invigilator to collect their papers and let them in.

wait.

When all the answer sheets were collected, Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying, adjusted his nonexistent glasses, sneered, and pointed at her: "The last three single-choice questions, B, C, C!"

Chen Yuying looked down at the test paper, then looked up and nodded with a smile: "I know."

"Multiple-choice questions for the last two questions are BCD and AB."

"Hmm~"

"The last two questions and five small questions, 25 Newtons, 180 joules, 5.2 meters per second, 2.8 meters per second, the maximum compression of the spring is 0.42m!"

"That's the answer." Chen Yuying now looked like a supporting actor.

"Damn it, they're both right. It looks like we can't make up the gap in physics." Hearing Chen Yuying's opinion without any objection, Lin Li shook his head regretfully.

"What a pity." Chen Yuying also nodded with a smile.

The man is handsome, the woman is pretty, and the picture is beautiful.

The two of them really had a lot of fun.

But the other students in the corridor and classroom who had not yet stood up really wanted to feed the horses standing in front of them.

"I know! Lin Li, you are an idiot!"

"Not one right? Damn it, Lin Li, don't force me to beat you at this beautiful time after school!"

"Wow, I guessed all the answers right except for the big questions! Physics is really too easy."

"Ah!! Something got into my ear! Don't let it in! Don't let it in from there! It's~it's dirty~"

"Squad leader, you... Lin Li, you are an idiot!"

Almost everyone, after hearing the two people comparing their answers, subconsciously looked at their own test papers.

However, after looking at their own answers on the test paper, few people laughed.

But Zhou Baowei, this little greedy pig, probably ate a lot of dog shit today. At the moment, he felt like Fan Jin who had passed the imperial examination. Chen Tianming, who had seen it all wrong, felt a nameless rage - and it wasn't in his stomach.

More people chose Hong Wen and insulted Lin Li.

It would be fine if this was just Lin Li's answer, but it was also confirmed by Chen Yuying and Zhou Baowei.

There is no need to say much about the value of Chen Yuying and Lin Li. Zhou Baowei is also a candidate.

So it must be right.

Wang Yuezhi looked at the BBC on his test paper and frowned in annoyance.

One wrong one.

I was indeed a little hesitant about this question as I didn't remember the details of the knowledge point clearly.

The nasty BBC really needs the British police to take care of it.

But it’s okay, give Lin Li three points.

The gap between me and Lin Li in the last exam was more than just three points! I still have the advantage!
As a pedestrian, I should be courteous.

After the invigilator sorted out the answer sheets and confirmed that nothing was missed, he signaled that students inside and outside the classroom could enter and exit freely.

The examinees left the venue and returned to their classes, while Lin Li, who had been beaten up, covered his buttocks and dragged his battered body to move his desk and chair back to the classroom.

If you want to fight, then fight. If you want to gang up, then gang up. Why do these evil beasts always like to take advantage of chaos to pinch their own butts? Just go ahead and learn this from some idiot.

All the students in Class 4 of Grade 1 in Gou Cao are from Nantong and are willing to accept heterosexuality in the secular world.

Because Xue Jian still had something to say later, Lin Li couldn't leave first. After moving back to his seat, he had nothing to do for a while.

Looking up, Chen Yuying was recovering her position.

So Lin Li opened the textbook that Chen Yuying had placed on his desk.

It’s so clean. There’s nothing here except notes.

You know, no one knows what kind of damage Lin Li and Bai Bufan’s textbooks have suffered.

After learning how to turn the book with my fingertips, the corners of the textbooks always became dirty and old, and none of the character portraits in the book looked like real people. They either had beards or had non-existent parts added in.

Confucius even wore black silk stockings.

Occasionally, I would come across a page where all the enclosed areas in the text were filled in with black pen.

The closed areas for all options are zero, and the candidates are ecstatic.

After looking up furtively again, Lin Li took out the 2B pencil used for filling in the card and quietly wrote something on the edges and corners.

Words like "Lord Lin Li is dasiki", "Lin Li is so handsome", "Lin Li" and so on, which made Bai Bufan, who came over curiously, feel sick when he saw them.

I don’t know whose child this is, I hope it’s Baowei’s. Lin Li is quite fond of them both.

#younger#racial segregation#sadomasochism#heavy mouth#pure love
I wrote a little bit about each textbook. It was awesome.

Unfortunately, before I finished writing, I noticed Chen Yuying coming over from the corner of my eye.

There was no choice but to close the textbooks and stuff them into Chen Yuying's pile of books. Then he stood up with them in his hands, bent down and handed them to Chen Yuying who had not yet approached.

"Did you write anything on my textbooks?" Chen Yuying walked closer, hugged the textbooks in her arms, and asked with her head tilted.

"I swear on Bai Bufan's happiness in this life, no." Lin Li shook his head firmly.

"Fuck, I refuse! He wrote it! He wrote it!" Bai Bufan wanted to play dead, but Lin Li didn't give him a chance, so he had to expose him.

In fact, Chen Yuying had already noticed when Lin Li was unusually obedient in writing and not barking in the classroom. Now that she got the answer she already knew, she just gave Lin Li a reproachful look and returned to her seat with her book in her arms.

Xue Jian arrived soon.

Damn, it turns out they tricked the students into coming here and killing them.

He said he had something to talk about, but in fact he was handing out test papers as homework. He referred to test papers as things, and Lao Jiantou had a heavy accent.

After a perfunctory reminder about safety, we left school.

……

night.

"Ding Sihan: @Lin Li @Chen Yuying, ddd, I have a plan."

When the message came from the "Three People and One Dog" group, Lin Li was stuffing its large translation into the small text of the sword formula.

"Lin Li: @ me first, are you secretly in love with me, huh?"

"Ding Sihan: "Nansang County First People's Hospital Psychiatry Mini Program Registration Intersection""

"Ding Sihan: Register yourself."

"Chen Yuying: What's the plan?"

"Ding Sihan: Let's go to the pet park and play!"

"Lin Li: Pet park? Do you two have pets at home?"

"Ding Sihan: I just raised a cat food."

"Lin Li:?"

"Lin Li: What do you mean by raising a cat food? What? Do you treat cat food as an ancestor?"

"Ding Sihan: Hamster."

"Lin Li: "Thumbs up" That's really cat food, mine, mine."

"Ding Sihan: I actually really want to have a cat or dog, but my parents don't care. Feeding my hamster while I'm in school is the limit for them."

"Chen Yuying: Neither does my family have one."

This is the case for boarding students. As they can only go home on weekends, the so-called pet-raising is basically just about enjoying the positive feedback brought by the process. Most of the troublesome things, such as feeding, caring for, and accompanying, need to be handled by their parents.

If parents have no feelings for pets or don't have time, it can be a burden.

"Lin Li: Well, the three of us don't have any pets, and Bufan has gone home, so how can we go to the pet park?"

"Bai Bufan:?"

"Bai Bufan: What do you mean?" "Ding Sihan: Can I enter the voice chat?"

"Bai Bufan: Yes."

"Ding Sihan: I didn't tell you, go play somewhere else. "Bone" "Bone" "Bone""

"Bai Bufan:?"

"We're planning to go to a pet-friendly park. You can buy tickets and enter normally even if you don't bring your pets." Ding Sihan said after Lin Li and Chen Yuying joined the voice chat.

"Then the question is, what's the point of going to the pet park without a pet?" Lin Li asked.

"Don't other people have pets? We can play with other people's pets." Ding Sihan responded as a matter of course.

"Fuck, what a genius!" Lin Li had to admit it.

"I originally wanted to go to a cat or dog cafe, but the cats and dogs there are too worldly and too realistic," Ding Sihan said. "In the few times I went to animal cafes, the cats and dogs there would only interact with you if you had food in your hands."

"Once you run out of food, they'll immediately switch targets or just ignore everyone and take a nap."

"Using cat and dog teasers, I don't bother to deal with those long-running cats and dogs. They're not particularly fun. I thought about it and the pet park can be rounded off and replaced. What do you two say?"

Ding Sihan shared his experience.

It can only be said that no industry can escape the existence of slacking behavior.

"I'm fine with anything." Lin Li nodded indifferently.

"Me too." Chen Yuying responded.

"I checked tonight and there's no Xiling, but there's one in the neighboring Jinshui Town, and the area is OK. I've sent the link to the group. It'll take about half an hour by taxi. Let's go there in the afternoon and come back when we get tired of playing?"

"Sure, let's go." Lin Li agreed before even clicking on the link to see the details.

To be honest, Lin Li is quite busy now, and if you think about it, you can actually arrange a full schedule for the weekend.

But as I said before, Lin Li lives for himself, not for the system.

I'm not really in the world of cultivating immortals. If I don't practice hard, I'll become an ant that can be killed at will. There's not that much sense of oppression.

"Ding Sihan: "Link""

"Lin Li: @Ding Sihan, tickets are only 18 per person, but tickets for pets are 28~58!? Damn, luckily Bai Bufan didn't come, he's a large dog, so he costs 58."

"Ding Sihan: It really is."

"Chen Yuying: "The little bear nodded." "

"Qu Wanqiu: That really saves money."

"Bai Bufan:?"

"Bai Bufan: Why are you targeting me again?"

"Bai Bufan: Aren't you guys on a voice call? Why are you inexplicably communicating via text? And what are you doing, Qu Wanqiu, who didn't go?"

"Is that settled?" Ding Sihan decided. "We can go to the supermarket to buy some snacks and drinks when we get there. Even if there are no cats or dogs to play with, we can just treat it as a normal park and sit there for an afternoon. If it's not fun, we can change our plans."

"no problem."

"Then where do we gather to take a taxi tomorrow?" Ding Sihan asked.

"Let's go to my house. This way you can play an escape room game before we go to the park. It's worth the money you paid for." Lin Li suggested.

"Pervert." Chen Yuying spat softly. Maybe it was because she was lying on her bed and making the call, but her voice was soft.

"What, squad leader? I was stuck and didn't hear it clearly. Can you say it again?" Lin Li asked while pressing the volume + on his phone.

"Ying! Bao! Say! You are a pervert!!" Ding Sihan suddenly shouted very loudly.

“Ears!! Aaaaah! My ears! Aaaaah!!”

The only sounds left in the voice were Lin Li rolling on the ground and screaming in grief.

Of course, there was also the laughter of the two girls.

In the end, they simply compromised and set the gathering place downstairs of Ding Sihan's home, and then the voice call was disbanded.

Stopping the work of expanding the "Qian Kun Ring", Lin Li took out the "Formation Five Three" and "Basic Sword Technique" and continued studying and translating the two.

Until nearly midnight.

Lin Li would never go back to his sad old friend's road again, so he rode his bike to Donghu District.

Donghu District is the academic holy land of Xiling, because it has the most bar dances and love shakes in Xiling.

It was also late at night, but the situation here was very different from that on Laoyou Road.

Today is Friday night, and almost all the shops on both sides of the road are open. The flashing neon lights are more dazzling than the double-headed holy sword that Lin Li lost.

Even though it was already midnight, many men and women took taxis or drove to this place and went into bars or even discos.

Some of them could be seen to have drunk quite a bit of alcohol when they got off the bus. They must have drunk somewhere else before and came here to change the place.

Lin Li walked back and forth on the street for a while, but did not see any illegal or criminal behavior.

After thinking for a while, Lin Li walked towards the only disco in Xiling.

A small part of the reason was to see if he could find an opportunity to complete the mission by going deep into the enemy camp, and the main reason was that Lin Li was curious about this kind of place.

It was not strict and he didn't even look at Lin Li's ID card, which made Lin Li feel like he was eighteen years old.

He just asked which booth Lin Li was in, and when he heard Lin Li say he was going to the bar, he just nodded and ignored him.

In the narrow and dark corridor, as Lin Li moved forward, the volume of music became louder and louder, and occasionally one could feel the walls and the ground trembling slightly.

Lin Li pushed open the heavy soundproof curtain, and deafening electronic sound waves, accompanied by restless heat waves, rushed towards him, and the heavy smell of alcohol filled the air.

Squinting my eyes to adjust to the strobing lasers, the light strips and spotlights on the ceiling were shooting all over the place.

Although it is the only disco in Xiling, it is actually not very big, probably about 100 square meters.

Young men and women basically gathered on the scattered stages where there were no seats available, and everyone stretched their hands toward the middle, playing cell phone grabbing or boxing games.

Those middle-aged men who were a little older basically occupied the booths, accompanied by one or two women who at least looked much younger.

In front of the DJ stand, there was an empty space with no seats, and a group of people were crowded there, some hugging each other and some alone, shaking their heads to the music.

Someone once told Lin Li that the so-called disco dancing is to write the word "shit" in the air with your head following the rhythm of the music. Now it seems that it does look a bit like that.

Lin Li frowned slightly.

Just now, I just took a glance and saw that there was a table playing the game of passing ice cubes by mouth, and men and women stood alternately in a circle. People at one table would deliberately press the man or woman's head when passing the ice cube to make them kiss.

Is that a kiss?
And this is not an isolated case.

For example, a boy suddenly hugged the two girls next to him and made a three gesture to the other people at the table, indicating that three people should form a group, and those who did not form a group should drink.

All kinds of ambiguous games are everywhere.

It was a mutual agreement and had nothing to do with him, so Lin Li continued scanning for a while.

Lin Li looked at the booths, especially those where the women were already drunk.

Just as expected, I saw many men touching the women around them.

Maybe it was considered as indecent assault, but was Lin Li really allowed to step forward and stop it?
Lin Li was afraid that he would become a clown and be scolded by both men and women as an idiot and a busybody.

As for drugging, fighting with wine bottles and so on, Lin Li saw nothing at all.

After all, Lin Li is not Conan, and he will encounter cases wherever he goes.

"Would you like to play in our booth for a while?"

Perhaps because he stood there for too long, he was noticed. A girl dressed very fashionably in fishnet stockings came up to Lin Li and held up her cell phone with the following words written on it.

Lin Li waved his hand.

"First time here? Add me on WeChat and I'll take you out to play later?" the girl typed again.

Lin Li waved his hands repeatedly.

The girl nodded and did not insist. She returned to the booth where there were more girls than boys, whispered to her friends, and continued to lead everyone in playing games.

The ability to control the situation is very strong, it seems like marketing.

After searching in vain, Lin Li stepped back from the soundproof curtain and walked out of the disco.

Feeling the sudden tranquility and fresh air, Lin Li let out a long sigh.

There are slogans everywhere like "Don't fight, if you lose you will be hospitalized, if you win you will go to jail" etc. There are security guards in bars and discos, and the management is relatively orderly. People who cause trouble will be kicked out immediately. Everyone has their own standards, so it is unrealistic to expect the wild villains that Lin Li expects to appear.

The show here ends at three or four o'clock. Lin Li can't wait that long, at least not today.

So Lin Li gave up for the time being and rode home.

But Lin Li always felt something was wrong and he felt uncomfortable.

The scene just now always flashes through my mind.

There was feasting and feasting, and people were intoxicated.

To be honest, although I was mentally prepared, I was still a little shocked when I saw such a scene for the first time.

When I was seventeen that year, I always felt that pure love was invincible.

Grass.

How can I make you believe "I smoke, drink, go clubbing, and have tattoos, but I'm a good girl"?

Hello, where is your mother?

Admittedly, Lin Li does not rule out the possibility that there are girls in the world who simply enjoy drinking and dancing to relieve stress, but who keep themselves clean.

There must be.

But, looking for a needle in a haystack is tiring enough, so why bother looking for one in the bottom of shit?

It's not appropriate to kill with one blow, but it's convenient.

There are parking lots everywhere.

Still uncomfortable.

So I took out my cell phone.

"I patted Chen Yuying's wooden fish head, merit +1"

"Chen Yuying: What's the matter?"

"Lin Li: ? Squad leader, why are you still awake? It's almost one o'clock."

"Chen Yuying: I'm about to go to bed, and I just saw the news. Why are you still awake?"

"Lin Li: I just recited 10,000 hell jokes. I'll give you a pat on the back to add to your merits."

"Chen Yuying patted ''your'' butt and asked if the melon was ripe."

The tap function may sometimes be accidentally triggered by adults, so Lin Li’s settings are very normal.

"Chen Yuying: Then you should take more photos. You are using up your merits too quickly."

"Chen Yuying patted Chen Yuying's wooden fish head, merit +1"

"Lin Li: Got it."

"I patted Chen Yuying's wooden fish head, merit +1"

"I patted Chen Yuying's wooden fish head, merit +1"

“I took the photo…”

"Chen Yuying: Take your time filming. I'm going to sleep now. Good night. You should also go to bed early. See you today."

"Lin Li: Okay, evening."

"Chen Yuying: What does this mean?"

"Lin Li: It means good night, no girl."

"Chen Yuying patted ''your'' butt and asked if the melon was ripe."

"Chen Yuying: Good night, handsome boy."

Lin Li put the phone in his pocket, smiled, and pedaled his bicycle with all his strength in the night.

The discomfort disappeared.

Driving the creaking wheels, rolling over the ineffective starlight, carrying the thumping heartbeats.

Eighteen this year, I still feel——

Pure love is invincible.

(End of this chapter)