Chapter 315: The passengers only need to jump out of the car, but the driver has a lot to consider

Chapter 315: The passengers only need to jump out of the car, but the driver has a lot to consider

Chapter 315: The passengers only need to jump out of the car, but the driver has a lot to consider

Taoist Shanqing can't possibly spend forty minutes to pass this level, right?

The score is so low, it's impossible.

Moreover, Lin Li discovered that the progress bar of his task, which made Lao Deng happy, increased very little during the 'forty minutes' when he was away.

Compared to when I was there before, the increase in the same forty minutes was much less.

This means that Taoist Shanqing was not that happy after he left.

"Grandpa, is this level difficult? Are you stuck?" Lin Li asked with concern.

"Ah? Oh, no! I was just watching a documentary, not playing this." Upon hearing this, Taoist Shanqing immediately looked up at the sky and said calmly.

The mighty are worthy of being the mighty, and even the guilty conscience is profound.

Lin Li didn't notice it at all. He thought this reason was quite reasonable, but he continued to ask for the mission:
"Which one are you watching? Grandpa, I sense that you don't seem particularly happy. Are you having any troubles? Tell me."

Taoist Shanqing: "(⊙︿⊙)"

Oh my god, I can’t say it.

It’s all your fault, Bufan!
“…No, I’m overthinking Lin Li. I’m just exploring. It’s quite interesting.” Taoist Shanqing waved his hand, paused, looked at Lin Li, and said again: “By the way, Lin Li.”

"You say."

"Among the materials you brought, is there any information related to the laws and regulations of your world?" Taoist Shanqing said.

"Huh? Grandpa...what did you say?" Lin Li suspected that he was hallucinating.

"I want to know if there is any information related to the laws and regulations of your world in these mobile phones and computers. I want to see it." The old man pointed at the mobile phone and computer and repeated.

"Eh?"

Grandpa, you are an old man who died in the world of immortal cultivation. How can you understand the laws and regulations of our world?

"Grandpa, you've tested it, but you can't follow me to my world. Can I ask you what this is for?"

Lin Li asked the question in a different way.

Upon hearing this, Taoist Shanqing turned his back to Lin Li, stood with his hands behind his back, his sleeves fluttering in the wind, and looked towards the forbidden area with a deep gaze:
"The world is the furnace, and nature is the craftsman. I just thought that although the laws of other worlds and our Taoism are different, their origins are both to maintain the balance of all things.

Therefore, I would like to borrow the laws and regulations of your world to try to comprehend the opportunity of the connection between heaven and man, and perhaps I can make up for the laws of the collapse of this world, wipe out the remaining souls of the demons in advance, and complete my mission for a hundred years. "

what!
Lin Li: ()! !

I don't understand it at all!! But! It looks so amazing!!
At this moment, Lin Li's admiration for Taoist Shan Qing reached its peak. Even under the temptation of mobile phones and computers, his mind was still thinking about heaven and earth, and thinking about eradicating the remaining soul!

He is worthy of being Taoist Shanqing, worthy of being a great man of the human race!
I wish I had a son like this old man!

Feeling the admiring gazes from behind, Taoist Shanqing was somewhat glad that he made his own body. He could completely control whether he blushed or not, and didn't have to worry about losing face.

"Grandpa, I understand!

I didn't think it through before, and I didn't download it, but next time, I will prepare it for you when I come back next time! I will do my best to help your career! "

Lin Li said solemnly.

This sounds quite reasonable. The powerful people in the world of immortal cultivation might really be inspired or even shocked by some things in reality.

Isn't that what's written in novels?

and many more.

Thinking of this, Lin Li suddenly stepped forward and walked to the side of Taoist Shanqing. He stood with his hands behind his back, his sleeves were still and he did not move. He looked towards the forbidden area with deep eyes:
"Establish a heart for heaven and earth, establish a destiny for the living and the people, carry forward the unique teachings of the past saints, and create peace for all generations!"

Taoist Shanqing was about to respond to the question about laws and regulations: "(；☉_☉)?"

"Lin Li...you are..."

After Lin Li finished speaking, he looked around 360 degrees, but nothing happened.

I imagined a crow flying by and cawed six times.

"..."

Grass!
Novels are all lies!

When I say such awesome words, shouldn't it be something like purple air coming from the east, heaven and earth shaking, the attention of Heaven, golden light blooming, and I step into the fairyland on earth in one step?
Come, an immortal will touch my head, and I will be blessed with eternal life!!
"Kid, are you okay?" Taoist Shanqing reached out and touched Lin Li's forehead, saying worriedly.

Lin Li: "..."

My wish has come true≥w≤.

I am your mom!!!
What I want is to be married and live forever, not for an immortal to touch my head to measure my temperature!!

Lin Li, feeling disheartened, waved his hands at Shanqing Taoist with a sad look on his face: "It's okay, Grandpa, don't worry, just treat me as if I'm sick. My real friends are all familiar with me, and you can get familiar with me earlier, too."

Taoist Shanqing: "..."

Even more guilty.

Lin Li was stupid to begin with, and he lied to him.

Huh - fortunately, the laws in the forbidden area have been shattered, and there is no heavenly law, so there will be no divine punishment.

Otherwise, Taoist Shanqing would be really afraid that the Wujiu thunder in the sky, which was born from him, would forget its origin and strike him down.

"Lin Li, it would be better if the information includes information on how to circumvent laws and regulations, because I, your grandfather, need to try to gain experience from it. Without breaking, there will be no building. We need to seek opportunities from loopholes."

But the face has been lost, the old man added.

"No problem." Lin Li nodded.

"Good, good kid." Taoist Shanqing nodded with satisfaction. "You have been in your world for several days. If you have any problems with your practice, come and ask me."

Taoist Shanqing could only use this method to ease his guilt for deceiving a fool.

As for the different speeds of time flowing in the two worlds, Lin Li had told him about it before. It was difficult to hide it without concealing it. After all, the abnormality could be detected through the progress of cultivation.

Taoist Shanqing also easily accepted this setting.

There are all kinds of wonders in the world, and there are similar secret realms of time flow in the world of immortal cultivation, but they are not as magical as Lin Li’s, and they can only be based on himself.

"Yes, Grandpa. Yes, I have at least nine more questions like this." Lin Li immediately took out all his skills and began to ask questions about the problems he encountered in the past few days of practice.

……

Taoist Shanqing is a good teacher. He can always point out Lin Li’s problems directly, which benefits Lin Li a lot.

"Without Grandpa, this is all I have saved for now. I give it all to you. Thank you."

Although it was not considered lazy, the time Lin Lizhen spent on cultivating immortality was indeed less than 20 hours in four days.

Therefore, the accumulated problems were solved in less than half an hour.

"Let's help each other. There's no need to be so formal." Taoist Shanqing felt a little better.

"Grandpa, I forgot to ask before, can I ask about the strength and cultivation level divisions in this world?" After putting away his things, Lin Li asked about this.

"Oh, you don't know this yet, right..." Taoist Shanqing nodded when he heard this, "Practice begins with Qi Condensation, and after Qi Condensation comes Foundation Building..."

Done.

Lin Li raised his eyebrows.

Just like the doomsday world is a very classic doomsday, the setting of zombie crystal cores is very common and even ancient, and the cultivation system of this world is also a very classic cultivation of immortals.

Condensing Qi, building foundation, golden elixir, Nascent Soul, and overcoming tribulation.

Qi condensation is divided into nine levels; foundation building is divided into early, middle and late stages; golden elixir is divided into virtual elixir, real elixir and golden elixir; Nascent Soul includes infant transformation, spirit transformation and fusion; and to transcend tribulation, one must go through three disasters and nine tribulations.

Before his death, Taoist Shanqing was a great man who had survived two disasters and six calamities.

"Grandpa, so I am condensing Qi now." Lin Li asked.

“Since you have embarked on the path of cultivation and started to absorb spiritual energy, you must have already condensed your energy. As for the level…” Taoist Shanqing came up and touched Lin Li’s shoulder again. After sensing it, he shook his head and said, “You and I cannot see clearly, but based on the external appearance, I estimate that it is around the third level, close to the fourth level.”

Three floors.

As expected, he was still a pure rookie in the world of cultivating immortals.

"Grandpa, how long do you think it will take to build my foundation at the rate I'm absorbing spiritual energy now?"

"You have great talent. Your speed of absorbing spiritual energy and your sensitivity are far beyond that of ordinary people. All the spiritual energy here is available for you to take. For you now, it is almost inexhaustible.

With the help of this top-grade formation, reaching the Qi Condensation Realm will be a piece of cake for you. You only need to concentrate on absorbing it here for dozens of hours or less.

Your situation is actually very suitable for condensing qi. After returning to your 'reality', your body can use this long period of time to digest the spiritual energy, so that the next time you come here you can absorb it freely without worrying about the spiritual energy stagnating in your body.

That’s great. We didn’t have the conditions you have back then…”

After Taoist Shanqing gave a relatively vague answer, his expression showed a bit of nostalgia.

I understand this kind of emotion.

Even though Lin Li is only eighteen years old, when he sees the first and second grade students playing with their mobile phones and tablets, he would also want to express such emotion.

Primary school students, just eat spicy noodles with runny noses at the school gate and use Ultraman discs to hit other people's Ultraman discs, you bastard! !

And you have to play fake.

If I was about to lose when playing for real, I would quickly grab my cards and run home, saying as I ran, "Grandma is calling me to eat, I don't want to play anymore, bye."

So in response to the old man's sigh, Lin Li just chuckled.

He then calculated the time. According to Taoist Shanqing, Lin Li felt that if he tried hard, he might be able to complete Qi Condensation within a month - in real time.

It’s coming slowly. The speed of cultivating immortals is already quite fast.

So, for the remaining nearly six hours, Lin Li began to concentrate on absorbing spiritual energy.

Taoist Shanqing first used the paper and pen that Lin Li brought to continue writing a part of the content of the exercises. According to him, it would be enough for Lin Li to study for a long time.
Then he continued his entertainment.

After playing Angry Birds for more than an hour, I turned to the computer, started to familiarize myself with the keyboard and mouse, and started watching documentaries.

With headphones on, the two sides do not interfere with each other, and just like before, they will communicate periodically.

……

【0.04.00】

Six hours passed, and the forbidden area was still bright, with no distinction between day and night.

He also relied on the "Spirit Gathering Heavenly Array" to accumulate several bottles of spiritual liquid. After returning, he could allocate one bottle to continue serving the "Qiankun Ring".

Now, if the space inside the ring is placed diagonally, the shining two-headed bull can be put in. Unfortunately... the son wants to take care of his parents but they are no longer there.

Lin Li walked towards Taoist Shanqing.

The old man learns very quickly. He not only recognizes the English letters, but has even mastered typing.

Moreover, I don’t know if he learned it from a documentary, but Taoist Shanqing actually used his spiritual energy to create a recliner and a computer desk.

Now he was sitting comfortably, with potato chips and cola on both sides of the table, lyrics and subtitles scrolling on the computer, and Shanqing Taoist wearing headphones following the rhythm of the music, looking comfortable. Oh my god, this was the life after retirement that Lin Li had always dreamed of.

Sensing Lin Li approaching, Taoist Shanqing took off his headphones and turned to look at him.

"Is there a problem?"

"No, Grandpa, I only have three minutes left. I have to go." Lin Li said with a smile, "You don't need headphones anymore. You can use Bluetooth speakers to play music. I personally suggest you build a closed space. Surround sound will be more enjoyable."

"Oh, see you in an hour then." Taoist Shanqing smiled and nodded at Lin Li after hearing that.

Then he turned his gaze to the computer, opened Steam, and said with a smile: "Lin Li, Grandpa feels that he is almost familiar with it, so he can play computer games.

I still can't pronounce this D, A, R, K... It's the relaxing game "Dark Soul" you recommended to me, right? OK! I'm tired of studying, so I play this game to relax!"

Because he got no response, Taoist Shanqing turned back.

Lin Li is gone.

Eh? Didn't you say there were still three minutes left? Why did you leave right away?

……

Return home.

Lin Li was thinking, next time he went to the world of immortal cultivation, how could he avoid being beaten.

I hope Taoist Shanqing can relax successfully.

I made a list of the things that Taoist Shanqing wanted me to bring him next time. If they need to be prepared in advance, I can place an order now.

After buying some things on his phone, Lin Li exited Taobao and opened WeChat.

"Lin Li: Coach Yu, let's practice driving tomorrow."

"Yu Jianan: OK, come tomorrow morning or afternoon?"

"Lin Li: All is fine."

"Yu Jianan: Then come in the morning. There are more girls in the morning."

"Lin Li: ...Coach, I have a girlfriend."

"Yu Jianan: It's okay, it's all the same. Then come in the morning?"

"Lin Li: OK."

"Yu Jianan: OK, see you tomorrow."

With six extra hours of wakefulness in a day, Lin Li was already sleepy. He grabbed the little bear's hand, patted its head, and fell asleep.

……

Xiren Driving School.

Lin Li's mouth twitched slightly.

When Yu Jianan appeared, Lin Li stepped forward, lowered his voice and asked through gritted teeth: "Coach, are the girls you are talking about these aunts and grandmas?"

To be honest, although Lin Li was not interested in Yu Jianan's "many girls", he was still a little curious and wanted to see what was going on.

Came, saw, and was stunned.

Among this group of girls, the youngest is probably a whole generation older than Lin Li.

A girl in her third year of university can get a lot of gold bricks, but if you are in your thirteenth year of university, I can only apologize!

Yu Jianan scratched his head when he heard that and chuckled, "Because I told them there would be a handsome guy in the morning, they were willing to come to practice driving."

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

Worthy!

So I'm not the fisherman, but the bait!

"And aren't they all pretty?" Yu Jianan smiled and patted Lin Li's shoulder, "Haven't you heard that women become more charming as they get older, just like the alluring fragrance of mellow old wine.

An eighteen-year-old girl is very pretty. A thirty-six-year-old girl is twice as pretty! A fifty-four-year-old girl is two-star pretty. "

Lin Li: "..."

A thimble at a glance - for playing with a shovel.

Wait until some evil beast deliberately blocks a few pictures of 18-year-old girls from you and doesn't let you become a three-star Shui Ling, then you will be obedient.

Although I really want to say, who the hell has ever heard such bullshit.

But Lin Li felt that having a very good memory could sometimes be a sin - he had actually heard this from Bai Bufan during the National Day.

Bai Bufan is acting, but he doesn’t look like a coach.

It is suggested to conduct a thorough investigation to see if he uses his identity as a coach to gain access to students through the back door.

"I was just kidding, to liven up the atmosphere." Seeing Lin Li's increasingly weird look, Yu Jianan smiled, "Let's go practice driving. If you really need a girl of similar age, I'll introduce you to one later."

"No need."

The two men arrived at the coach car.

Yu Jianan: "...Lin Li, why are you sitting in the passenger seat?"

Lin Li finally reacted and sat in the passenger seat as usual.

"I don't have a driver's license and can't drive." But Lin Li never liked to speak human language, so he lied seriously.

Yu Jianan: “…”

Lin Li moved to the driver's seat and scanned his face.

Yu Jianan then got in the car, sat in the passenger seat, and began to help Lin Li familiarize himself with the basic operation of the vehicle:

"The first thing to be tested in the second subject is the seat belt and rear vision——"

But before he could finish his words, he saw that Lin Li had already made all the preparations for driving, and he started the car smoothly.

After doing all this, Lin Li looked at Yu Jianan and said calmly: "Coach, fasten your seat belts, I'm leaving."

Yu Jianan: “?”

Why do I feel like that student?

"I'm sorry..." Yu Jianan didn't even know what to say for a moment.

After Yu Jianan fastened his seat belt, Lin Li stepped on the accelerator and drove straight on.

The accident that Yu Jianan was worried about did not happen. The vehicles are currently in an open area and are driving very smoothly.

Not like a novice at all.

"Lin Li, have you driven a car before?" Yu Jianan asked.

"Yes, I drive it often." Lin Li looked forward and nodded.

"I thought you only memorized the theory. Where did you open it... Is it legal? Don't worry, it won't be spread to others." Yu Jianan asked in a low voice.

The reason why I asked whether it was legal or not was because in some countries, one can take the driving test at the age of 16, and maybe Lin Li had driven in a foreign country before.

"QQ, WeChat, and Tieba are not very legal. They are in the gray area of ​​the law, but they are allowed to be spread outside." Lin Li also answered in a low voice.

Yu Jianan: “?”

"What the hell are you driving?!"

It's indeed not legal.

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Tears.

“Just tell me if it’s a car.” Lin Li smiled.

Yu Jianan was a little nervous and scratched his head. The car had now entered the practice curve, but Lin Li was still very stable and did not seem to need much guidance.

"You are so experienced in driving... Since you have paid the tuition, I have to teach you something. How about this, I will teach you how to choose a car." Yu Jianan thought for a while and said.

Lin Li didn't know why Yu Jianan suddenly said this. He tilted his head and looked at him, a little confused.

I don't plan to buy a car.

“Lin Li, nowadays many young people only care about the headlights, thinking that big headlights are good, and the trunk and other things don’t matter. But I can tell you from my experience as a person who has been through it, it is absolutely not the case.

For a car, the trunk is really important. If the trunk is large and provides shock absorption, you can step on the accelerator to the bottom with confidence every time, which greatly improves the driving experience.

As for the headlights, they are actually just for the sake of novelty. After the car has been driven for a long time, they will age and turn yellow. If the headlights flicker, it will actually be unsightly..."

Yu Jianan spoke slowly.

Lin Li: "?"

The car wheels have run over your face!

What the hell kind of car is this!

"Coach, the best thing you said is how to choose a car!" Lin Li said with a laugh.

No wonder Yu Jianan can be a coach, he is indeed a good driver.

"Really, I speak from experience." Yu Jianan patted his chest and said, "The trunk is much more important than the headlights, really."

"Well, it would be better if I could just take them all." Lin Li said indifferently.

"You can't have your cake and eat it too, Lin Li. You need to experience the helplessness of an adult as soon as possible." Yu Jianan smiled as he looked at Lin Li, a child who was ignorant of the world.

"Coach." Lin Li also smiled.

"Ok?"

"I have 40 million."

"...Hmm? Forty million what, happy beans?" Yu Jianan asked hopefully.

"RMB."

Yu Jianan: “…”

There was some silence in the car, except for the continuous warning sounds from Lin Li as he was backing into the garage.

The car stopped steadily and Yu Jianan suddenly opened the door.

——"I'm still alive, I jumped!!"

(End of this chapter)