Chapter 316 Why do female classmates in the class scream late at night? What is behind all this?
Chapter 316 Why did the female classmates in the class scream late at night? What’s behind it all…
Driving school coaches are driving school coaches. They are quite safety-conscious and even know to wait until the car stops completely before jumping out of the car.
It doesn't harm others or yourself, and it's much better than those idiots who try to grab the steering wheel when the driver won't let them get out of the car.
"You're joking, coach. Actually, it's Happy Beans. If I really had 40 million in cash, how could I ride a bike to the driving school? I must have taken a taxi." Lin Li said happily.
"Oh, child, what a pity, what a pity." Yu Jianan stood up when he heard it and let out a long sigh like his fellow countrymen.
Almost gave this kid a good life.
It’s not that Yu Jianan is targeting Lin Li, he just envies and hates every super rich person equally.
Below myself, classes should be clearly distinguished, and above myself, all beings should be equal!
Lin Li sighed: "Alas, my current dream is to drive a luxury car, live in a mansion, and have countless money, just like my mother..."
Yu Jianan, who had just gotten back into the car, said: “┌(。Д。)┐!”
"Lin Li...is your mother a wealthy woman? Does she really have 40 million?" Yu Jianan swallowed and asked.
"That's not the case. My mother has the same dream." Lin Li explained calmly.
Yu Jianan, who was preparing to jump out of the car for the second time, said: "......?"
Is this what "just like your mother" means?
That's very similar.
Yu Jianan was already convinced by Lin Li's train of thought. In terms of abstraction, he could only admit defeat. He shook his head in conviction and said:
"Lin Li, let's continue practicing. No matter where you gained this driving experience, it seems that you really don't need to be taught. Then why don't we just go to the training ground and simulate the second subject?"
"Okay." Lin Li agreed and looked a little more serious.
……
"You have passed the test. Please go to the center to print your transcript." The speaker at the end of the road played this electronic sound.
"That's amazing! You passed it on the third try." Yu Jianan clapped his hands and said with emotion.
Lin Li failed the first two times.
After all, Lin Li’s actual offline driving experience was only the time in the doomsday world, and that car was different from the real one.
Moreover, exams and actual use are not the same thing. The required standards, specifications and details can cause you to lose points if you are not careful.
The problem in the previous two times was that the distance between the car body and the edge line was not properly controlled. This time, Lin Li did not get full marks - he turned the car within two seconds of turning on the turn signal, so he was deducted ten points.
The test requires at least three seconds, but in real life driving, there is a high chance that by the time you react and see the turn signal of the car in front of you, it has already completed the turn.
The main focus is speed.
But it was not a big problem. The mecha synchronization index made Lin Li drive more and more handy. He was confident that if he continued to practice one or two times and memorized the details, he would be able to get full marks like in Subject 1.
"Generally, basic operation." Lin Li said the defiant words with a humble look on his face.
"I earned your tuition money too easily. I'm embarrassed to take the money." Yu Jianan scratched his head and said with a smile.
Upon hearing this, Lin Li took out his mobile phone, displayed the payment code, and looked at Yu Jianan.
Nothing was said, but silence was better than words at this moment.
Yu Jianan: “…”
"Haha, speaking of which, Lin Li, if you take out your cell phone during the exam, you will be deducted 100 points. You must pay attention to this and don't lose points because of this."
Yu Jianan blinked, pressed Lin Li’s phone, and reminded him seriously.
"Then you will continue to practice driving on your own for the rest of the time?" Yu Jianan asked.
"can."
Yu Jianan then added:
"Lin Li, even if you know how to drive, you still have to brush your face to learn the actual driving skills. If you don't want to drive anymore, just park on the side of the road and do your own thing in the driver's seat. You can play with your phone or something. Just scan your face every thirteen minutes.
If anything happens, I will contact you immediately."
"Okay." Lin Li nodded.
The practical driving training can only be completed for four hours a day. Even if you practice thoroughly today and can pass the test, you still have to find a time next week to review it, which is quite troublesome.
But rules are rules, they are not set today, so just keep playing.
In the morning, he finished all the allowed study hours for the day. In the afternoon, Lin Li took a nap and continued his other cultivation practices.
After dinner, go to school.
"According to unofficial historical records, Zhou Yu was actually a little girl. She had a crush on Zhuge Liang, but she lost her wife and her soldiers. She was just being a spoiled brat because she was jealous that the wife who went out with Zhuge Liang was not her.
Zhuge Liang actually liked Zhou Yu very much. He really cried when Zhou Yu died. As for why, well, let me tell you this: any person with a little knowledge in the Three Kingdoms would sigh and say "Gongjin" when seeing Zhou Yu.
That’s the biggest reason.”
Bai Bufan's voice came late but arrived.
"Wow, is Zhou Yu's character Gong really that tight? Zhuge Liang must be really happy about that."
"I envy Zhuge Liang."
"I envy Zhou Yu."
Lin Li walked into the classroom and naturally looked towards Chen Yuying's position.
Blocked by Qu Wanqiu.
She was holding a cell phone, playing with it while leaning on Chen Yuying's desk and chatting with Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan.
"So arrogant?" Lin Li stepped forward and patted Ding Sihan.
Qu Wanqiu should be glad that she is a girl.
If Bai Bufan or any other boy were to put on this posture in front of Lin Li, they would have already been fed to Lin Li's horse.
"It's due soon, there's no need to be so arrogant, I want to cherish the last moments of my life." Qu Wanqiu didn't even turn her head, she just put her butt in her place and answered.
"How much electricity is left?" Lin Li asked.
"Huh? 72%. Why are you asking this?" Qu Wanqiu turned around this time, glanced at her phone and answered, then asked in confusion.
“When you hand it over to Xue Jian, charge it to 95%. It’s good for the phone.” Lin Li suggested seriously.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan looked up.
"Why? Is there any particular reason for this?" Qu Wanqiu asked curiously.
"According to a study published in the latest issue of East Asian Review of Applied Physics, mobile phone batteries are in a 'metastable golden state' at 95% - lithium ions are arranged in a regular icosahedral lattice.
This structure can effectively reduce the entropy loss during electron migration. Modern circuit boards use a bidirectional voltage balance design. The state of the positive and negative poles is most stable when the power is 95%. When the power is turned off and stored at this level, the life can be at least doubled compared to other levels.
Qu Wanqiu, you don’t want to have to replace your phone soon, do you? "
Lin Li's calm voice was filled with a hint of erudition and contempt.
"Huh?" Qu Wanqiu didn't understand what he said at all, but she thought it looked really impressive, so she nodded blankly: "Is this true? I'll go charge it now. I probably have to hand it in later. The damn Apple charges so slowly."
"Of course it's fake. I'm just kidding fooling idiots. I just like the number 95% recently." Lin Li smiled instantly when he heard it and shrugged to clarify.
Qu Wanqiu: "(;☉_☉)?"
"Go to hell, Lin Li!"
Because they were in the aisle, it was not convenient for Qu Wanqiu to fly up and kick Lin Li, so she lowered her head and stepped hard on Lin Li's shoes.
Eh?
"Yuying, why are you stepping on Lin Li too?"
Looking at the scene in front of her, Qu Wanqiu asked curiously after realizing that the calf sticking out from under the table had the same intention as her.
Chen Yuying: “…”
Chen Yuying blinked.
How come this was discovered?
"Help, help you step on him..."
Chen Yuying has never been good at lying. Her face had turned red since Lin Li proposed the number 95, and it was even redder now. Her answer looked very guilty in front of anyone with a discerning eye, and she didn't even dare to look up.
——Afraid to look at Qu Wanqiu, and also afraid to see Lin Li’s teasing smile.
"Yingbao is the best~"
But the stupid Qu Wanqiu didn't see it. She was just moved and kept close to Chen Yuying.
Lin Li felt that it was human nature and there was nothing to be embarrassed about being fooled by Chen Yuying. Of course, she couldn't fool him at all - if Chen Yuying was not convinced, she could try to fool him and see how strong her character was.
If the provocation fails, Lin Li is a C language expert and doesn't mind destroying the world.
Integrity, manliness.
Ding Sihan, who saw through everything, couldn't help it after hearing such a conversation. He turned his face to the other side and covered his mouth to hold back his laughter.
"But you brought your cell phone. You're staying at school this week, right?" Lin Li asked.
Although today is Sunday, for boarding students, Sunday night is the beginning of a new week.
"I get angry when I talk about this. Why are the photos taken in the park so beautiful? Damn, I shouldn't have missed it," Qu Wanqiu sighed in frustration, "I even brought a set of private clothes this week to wear on the weekend."
Then Qu Wanqiu said in distress: "Why can't I wear the clothes I bought like the models?"
"It's okay. The models can't wear it the same way you do. Don't worry, little Jijiujiu. You are unique." Lin Li comforted her.
Qu Wanqiu: “…”
I always feel that this comfort is weird.
She would rather kill someone by mistake than let him go, and she would step on the shoes lying in front of her first as a sign of respect.
Shoes: Is no one speaking up for me? Do dark-colored shoes really have no rights?
Originally, Lin Li wanted to listen to what the three of them were talking about, but was chased away.
Lin Li walked towards his seat.
"Lin Li, let me recommend you a Japanese light novel."
Bai Bufan, who was chatting with Wang Ze and the others about how powerful Zhou Yu, whose courtesy name was Gong, was and whether he could be as powerful as a dragon sucking water, saw Lin Li coming over. He made an air shot gesture, raised his eyebrows and spoke.
"Speak." Lin Li put down his schoolbag and signaled Bai Bufan to fart quickly.
"'The childhood sweetheart who returned from studying in the United States, whose moans turned into 'Oh Yes', a pure love novel about daily life. Great stuff, highly recommended." Bai Bufan reported the title of the book.
Lin Li: “[○`Д○]?”
"You are purely in love with crypto-currency!!" Lin Li scolded with a smile, "You can tell from the title of this book that it is not pure love, right?" "Damn it, you found such a hidden trap." Bai Bufan was a little annoyed.
"Are you staying this week?" Lin Li asked.
"Stay, don't worry." Bai Bufan raised his eyebrows at Lin Li, snapped his fingers, then shook his head and sighed: "But, let me say, how come these parents change their expressions faster than anyone else."
"When I haven't been home for a month, she would chat with me or call me and tell me that she missed me and asked me to come home soon. My mom even said that she missed me so much that she cried."
"In the end, I really went home, and they were unhappy again. I had only been lying in bed for an hour when my mother pushed open the door and angrily said, 'Bai Bufan, how long have you been home? All you know is to lie in bed and play with your phone.' Then she asked my father to beat me."
"She hit you like this?" Lin Li was surprised. Bai's mother didn't seem like such a rude person.
"Um... not entirely." Bai Bufan scratched his head and said in a weaker voice: "I just said something a little stubborn."
"How small?" It made sense. Lin Li laughed and asked.
"I replied, 'Didn't you say I was given it as a gift when I recharged my phone? If I don't hold my phone every day, who else would I hold? The phone has a SIM card in it, and it is my real relative. Only it can give me the feeling of home. Auntie, you have crossed the line.'"
Bai Bufan said guiltily.
Lin Li gave Bai Bufan two thumbs up.
Have you changed your name to auntie?
Lin Li believes that "Bai Bufan" can be listed alongside "Wang De", "Zhou Jun", "Shopping Mall Sniper" and "Hu La Tang", and call him the National Flash.
I can only say that Bai Bufan is very similar to me, and every beating he receives at home is justifiable.
Lin Li took note of this sentence and planned to use it on Wu Min when he had the chance.
“Then what’s the meaning of ‘Call your dad to beat you’? You’re still calling him dad, you should change to calling him uncle.” Lin Li said with a smile.
"Your mother," Bai Bufan cursed with a smile, then patted his chest: "So don't worry, I need some time to reset my family relationship. I don't have a home to return to this week, so stay in school! Go out and play!"
"OK."
Lin Li nodded, then stretched out his hand: "Have you finished the test paper assigned by Xue Jian? Copy it for me."
Lin Li really didn't do any homework over the weekend.
Moreover, for something like math, doing those simple questions over and over again is really just a waste of time. The worst that can happen is that you can just take some time to look at the difficult questions on the test paper.
"You copied me? And you're the one who's against Tiangang." Bai Bufan looked surprised.
"Why, you are allowed to be number one, but I am not allowed to be number one?"
"I just wrote it randomly." Bai Bufan didn't care. He took out the test paper from the drawer and handed it to Lin Li.
"fine."
This is the bond and trust between boys.
What's more, the midterm exam has just ended and Xue Jian still has to correct the midterm papers. At most, he will collect the papers and take a look at them, but he will definitely not correct them.
Because Lin Li arrived late in the first place, the bell for the start of evening self-study rang soon after, and the boys gathered in the back row scattered like birds and beasts, but Xue Jian had not arrived yet.
"Take a nap." Bai Bufan decided to take a short rest.
Peaceful evening study.
Until a scream.
"what--!!"
Bai Bufan woke up in shock, and everyone in the class looked up at the front row at the door. The sound came from the female classmate Luo Meng, who was holding a book and constantly tapping it in front of herself.
"Moth!!" Without waiting for everyone to ask, Roman shouted out the reason again.
Everyone looked closely and saw that there was indeed a moth that flew towards the classroom following Roman's movements. It was quite big and they could even hear the sound of its wings flapping.
Some people laughed softly, some continued with their own things, and more students chose to stare at the moth.
No one laughed at or blamed Roman. In fact, this kind of thing was a very common "accident" in high school.
Especially in the summer when the air conditioner is not turned on and only the fan is turned on.
There are many mosquitoes in the summer, and they are easily attracted into the classroom. Once the fan is turned on, many insects will be swatted or blown off almost every day.
I was doing my homework seriously, and suddenly a bug was slapped onto the desk and in front of me. It is normal for people who are afraid of bugs to be scared.
Even many boys would suddenly say "Fuck".
It was actually quite interesting to hear such a sound suddenly during the quiet evening study session.
When Lin Li and Bai Bufan encountered this situation, they would say "Fuck" softly, and then usually choose to catch these small flies with the transparent pen cap, then put it on the pen and start playing with it - until the insect died.
To be honest, if it weren't for these bugs, Lin Li felt that his performance could have improved by another 1% before obtaining the system.
Now, the classmate sitting by the window opened the window and tried to let the big moth fly out, but it flew too high and after being frightened, it began to fly around in the air above the classroom.
Now those who were afraid of insects were even more afraid. They held their books or deskmates as shields, fearing that the insects would come to their side.
Desk mate: I go to class early.
Wang Ze shook his head. These guys had no idea how to deal with moths.
Don't you have any brains? This is when you need to use the power of knowledge.
Holding the textbook that had been rolled into a cylinder, Wang Ze stood up and stared at the moth's trajectory, waiting for it to get closer so that it could feel the power of knowledge.
According to Lun Yu, "Zi Bu Yu about strange things, supernatural powers and gods" means that Confucius was too lazy to talk and used supernatural powers to beat people until they lost their minds.
Remember, according to the "Family of Confucius", Confucius was from Shandong and was 197 cm tall.
Wang Ze felt that if he were an official guarding the city, he would also have to treat this buddy with courtesy and say that Confucianism is good and wonderful.
How dare you say no? What if Confucius says, "Fuck, are the kings, princes, generals, and ministers of any kind?"
"Wang Ze, let go of that moth and let me do it!"
Lin Li's shouting made everyone in the class look at him again, including Chen Yuying, who had lost interest in doing the questions because she was not too afraid of insects.
Lin Li was now standing in position, holding a pen in his hand, catching a badminton with his left hand slightly raised, and his right hand holding the pen placed behind his ear, his eyes locked on the moving moth.
This moth is my target——
[The demons suddenly attacked and harassed fellow disciples at night. As the one with the highest cultivation level in the sect, I should protect them! ]
[Task triggered! 】
[Task 5: Kill this Nine Nether Scale Butterfly as soon as possible and prevent any disciples from being harmed by it again.]
[Reward: Physical improvement: Spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 200%; System currency*100. ]
"What are you going to do? Hit it from ten meters away?" After being called, Wang Ze put down his raised hand, but after seeing Lin Li's action, he confirmed in surprise.
"Are you kidding? Don't hit me on the head."
Lin Li was very pleased. Before he started showing off, he should have had a passerby like Wang Ze step on him.
Thank you, brainless villain.
"Just watch and it's over!"
[Imitation] can now be used once, a designated skill, and I saw [Darts] at the pet park on the weekend, so I learned it!
[Imitation successful, imitation ratio "150%"]
[Charge], activate! [Ear Divine Power], activate! [Wind Control], activate! [Close Martial Spirit], activate!
When Lin Li narrowed his eyes, Wang Ze suddenly shrank his head and covered his head with the textbook - this bitch really needs to be thrown!
When Lin Li's right shoulder sank and his right hand suddenly pushed forward, Bai Bufan heard the rustling of clothes and the morning light gel pen turned into a silver thread and broke through the air.
"call out--"
Under everyone's gaze, the gel pen really pierced the flying moth, and the remaining force was not yet dissipated. With a "snap" sound, it pierced into the wall above the blackboard on the front wall, and the pen was still shaking slightly.
The classroom, which had originally seemed a little noisy because of the moth, now became as quiet as when Xue Jian was peeping in the corridor.
Lin Li chose to break the silence. He put his hands together into a semi-arc and placed them on his ears, facing the classroom, and then barked loudly like a dog:
"If you doubt me any louder, I won't hear you!"
"..."
Lin Li's voice brought the boys back to their senses. Suddenly the classroom became noisy and everyone began to express their shock.
"Fuck! Awesome! You can even shoot at a moving target? And you shot it into a wall?"
"How cool! This bastard got it right again!"
"Dad! Please! Teach me! I really want to learn this!"
"Where is the discipline committee? Please take care of it. How can people study if they are so noisy?" The person who said this was surnamed Wang, with a given name of Ze.
——Jealousy made Wang Ze become disunited and choose to be a traitor.
"Shh - evening self-study, we are in evening self-study, be quiet, don't be too surprised by the basic exercises." Lin Li waved his hand and spoke modestly.
However, the corners of his mouth were already hooked into the shape of a Nike.
Because it was evening self-study, Wang Ze also successfully summoned the discipline committee member, so the boys suppressed their excitement, just exchanged glances, and waited until the get out of class was over to talk about it.
"Handsome Lin Li." After Lin Li sat down, Bai Bufan gave him a thumbs up.
“Normally, as long as I have hands, it’s fine.” Lin Li continued pretending.
Bai Bufan smiled and shook his head, deciding not to flatter Lin Li anymore.
No longer feeling sleepy after this incident, Bai Bufan decided to start doing his homework.
Well known.
Do homework.
You need homework and you need a pen.
OK, Bai Bufan takes out his homework, OK, Bai Bufan takes out...oh shit, where is my pen?
"..."
"..."
Bai Bufan looked up.
Hiss——It seems a little familiar.
(End of this chapter)