Chapter 317 Who doesn't pretend to be a decent person?
Chapter 317 Who doesn't pretend to be a decent person?
"Lin Li, have you seen my pen?"
Bai Bufan turned his head and asked word by word, with lice in his eyes as always.
"Shhh..." Lin Li stretched out his index finger and put it in front of his lips. He turned his head and kept his eyes fixed on Bai Bufan, silencing him: "We are in evening self-study, little mouth, don't say anything."
And Bai Bufan is really something. The college entrance examination is a war without the smoke of gunpowder. Students who lose their pens are no different from soldiers who lose their guns. They are too useless.
"You threw my pen! Oh my god, how could you be so mean, Lin Li!"
When Bai Bufan saw Lin Li's reaction, he felt a surge of anger. He walked up to Lin Li, grabbed his collar and growled in a low voice, barking like a dog, angry and ferocious.
Bai Bufan ▄︻┻┳═ stood in a forest.
"Oh, my pen is too light and thin. It's uncomfortable to hold and doesn't feel powerful. It's not suitable for darts. Yours is more comfortable to hold."
Lin Li chuckled, then took out a new pen from the pencil case in the drawer and threw it to Bai Bufan:
"Just make do with it tonight. I'll bring you a box of pens like yours tomorrow."
"Your humanity is not completely gone. The sow farm near Xiling has escaped the disaster."
Bai Bufan nodded. In fact, he also had half a box of pens as a backup. It was rare for a high school student to have only one pen, but only crying children got candy.
That's a whole box of pens.
And Lin Li was also very happy.
【Task 5 has been completed.】
[You have received rewards: Physical improvement: Spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 200%; System currency*100. ]
Looking at the notification that popped up from the system, Lin Li couldn't help but sigh, it would be nice if there were more tasks like this.
This type of task of slaying demons is the easiest to complete among the system tasks.
This task took less than two minutes from appearance to completion, which can be called the express version. I should give myself dozens more gold coins, which can be converted into one RMB when reaching 10,000.
Unfortunately, this time no derivative tasks were triggered, allowing him to continue hunting.
The trigger frequency is too low. It's been nearly three months since I got the system, and it's only been triggered three times including today.
Although the rewards are low and monotonous, it is almost free after all, so it is good to have it.
Could the demons attack more people around them who are afraid of insects, so that I, the senior brother from the same sect, can protect them?
"What are you thinking about? You look so sad." Bai Bufan heard a sigh and turned his head to ask in surprise.
"I want to throw a hornet's nest into the classroom and then lock the door with a snap." Lin Li said what was in his mind.
This should be considered as a massive invasion of Nansang Sect by very bad demons. The system should give me a task.
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Why do this?"
Bai Bufan didn't understand why Lin Li had such antisocial thoughts.
"Have you never grown flowers? Flowers must be pollinated. We are the flowers of our motherland, so what's wrong with being pollinated by wasps?" Lin Li said calmly.
The sound has a faint sense of death.
Bai Bufan: “…”
“Shit,” After a moment of silence, Bai Bufan smiled and shook his head, pointing at Lin Li: “Lin Li, although I don’t grow flowers, I am a farmer. However, I am a little confused now.”
"What are you confused about?" Lin Li asked.
"Lin Li, how do you plant this? How do you plant it? How do you plant it? How do you plant it~" Bai Bufan's true intentions were exposed, and he repeated the question in a 'doubtful' tone.
No matter how rich Bai Bufan's experience in farming is, he has no idea how Lin Li grows his crops.
"Get lost." Lin Li smiled and gave him the middle finger.
……
The first evening self-study session is over.
All the boys in the back row gathered under the blackboard, looking at the pens and moth carcasses still stuck in the wall.
"Oh my god, it takes a lot of strength and accuracy to pierce it that far. When did you practice this?" Zhou Baowei sighed.
"Does this require practice? Can't it be done with just hands?" Lin Li shrugged.
The one I was [imitating] was the guy who threw the most handsomely and accurately that day. He had full strength and a 150% BUFF, so he was naturally very powerful.
"So pretentious? I have to suspect with the greatest malice that it was you who ordered this moth to scare Luo Meng, just to show off." Zhou Baowei laughed and scolded when he heard this.
"Your intentions are still too small. Lin Li is planning to let the hornet bite all of us." Bai Bufan chuckled.
Zhou Baowei: “?”
“Lin Li, one day you will need to show your ID card and instructions for use when buying a pen,” Wang Ze commented sharply.
"It feels like I stepped on some extraordinary shit." Qin Zeyu shook his head.
The pen definitely couldn't be stuck to the wall with the moth's corpse. Lin Li jumped up, pulled out the pen, threw it into the trash can, and turned around to sneer:
"Guess? Guess one for me!"
"Hey, how did you lose it? Teach me, I really want to learn this. Once I learn it, I will immediately change my name to Qin Zeyu (mentor Lin Li)." Qin Zeyu scratched his head and pleaded expectantly.
"Just aim and throw it." Lin Liru put his hands behind his back like a master, and walked towards the toilet with great style and concealing his achievements and fame: "I don't want to chat with you ordinary people anymore. I'm going to the toilet now."
When he came back from the toilet, Lin Li found his brothers gathered in the long corridor leading to the Grade 12 teaching building.
"Lin Li, come here!" After noticing Lin Li coming back, Wang Ze also called out.
Lin Li walked over and saw that the group of people had found a plastic bottle with half a bottle of water left in it as a target and had prepared several pens, and were now throwing them.
This corridor leading to the second-year high school teaching building is rarely walked on, and people coming from the opposite direction can also see it immediately. Throwing trash here will neither damage public property nor accidentally injure classmates.
"We can't even come close to your performance. Come on, Lin Li, show us another one. I want to see you burst the bottle!" Wang Ze handed Lin Li a pen and said to him expectantly.
Lin Li: "..."
Worth.
[Imitation] I can only study for one hour. The two evening self-study sessions at Nansang Middle School are both 80 minutes long. Now the effect has worn off. Otherwise, with Lin Li's personality, he would have pretended again when he was at the blackboard just now.
The ability has made its way into the CD.
——Although the upper limit of the storage for [Imitation] is two times, Lin Li usually uses this ability once to "imitate the "firearm" he imitates" to achieve an infinite cycle of the ability, so there are still thirty hours before the number of times is restored to "1".
The "Invisible Sword" has a distance limit, and it is impossible for the pen to turn and fly visibly in front of everyone.
So, if I were to throw it now, it’s hard to say whether it would be a dart or my face that would be thrown out.
"You guys play, I don't intend to participate in your boring game of playing house." After thinking everything through, Lin Li just waved his hand in the demeanor of a master.
"Huh? Lin Li, I gave you the chance to show off, but you didn't do it?" Bai Bufan frowned.
"I'm no longer at the age where I want to be a transvestite. I don't like to pretend." Lin Li continued to wave his hands.
"Throw one away, throw one away." However, even though Lin Li refused again and again, Wang Ze still locked the man up and wouldn't let him leave.
Several other buddies also came over to respond, with expectant looks in their eyes.
Damn, I accidentally turned into Joan of Arc - being roasted on the fire.
"Ahem," Lin Li sighed, and pretended to take Wang Ze's pen. After weighing it, he shook his head regretfully:
“The quality of your pens is not good enough to produce the same effect as just now.
I'm not lying to you, Bufan knows that I threw his pen specifically because of this reason."
Lin Li pointed at Bai Bufan.
Wang Ze and others also looked at him.
After being pointed at, Bai Bufan said nothing, but ran back to the classroom and ran out again, handing Lin Li a pen that was exactly the same as the one he had just used, and it was a brand new one.
Lin Li: "..."
The two looked at each other.
"Here, throw it away now." Bai Bufan had no expression, he just raised his chin towards the bottle in the aisle.
"...No! Bufan! They threw away pens that were out of ink or had run out of water. This is normal. It's a way to recycle waste. Your pen is brand new and it will break if you throw it away. You're such a spendthrift!"
Lin Li questioned with his eyes wide open.
"It doesn't matter," Bai Bufan shook his head, "I have a feeling that I can see a picture that is more valuable than this pen."
The corners of his mouth gradually rose to a strange arc as he spoke, and Bai Bufan added grimly:
"Lin Li... I don't think you, a bitch, would not pretend when you have the chance, unless... you can't pretend at all."
Lin Li: "..."
Fuck. The two of them know each other too well. He knows how deep his roots are, and he knows how deep his roots are.
——My guilty conscience has been discovered.
After hearing what Bai Bufan said, Wang Ze, Qin Zeyu and others narrowed their eyes and completely blocked the way back to the classroom.
Even more beastly was Zhou Baowei, who stepped forward and replaced the bottle in the distance with a bottle cap. In front of Lin Li's shocked gaze, he explained sanctimoniously:
"What's so great about throwing a bottle? Aren't you looking down on me, Brother Lin? The bottle cap is about the same size as a moth, and this time it's a stationary target, so it's still not difficult for me, Brother Lin Li!"
After doing all this, everyone looked at Lin Li with malicious eyes, signaling that it was time to start.
Lin Li: "..."
None of the boys in Class 4 of Grade 1 are human beings, not a single one!
Lin Li laughed desolately, and then the bleak laughter gradually became louder.
Using both hands, he pushed all his hair back, making it into a slicked back bun for a short time. Then Lin Li took the pen and stood in place moving his right arm.
"Bai Bufan, heh, Zhou Baowei, heh, Wang Ze, you guys, heh, are ridiculous."
"You all, one by one, just watch me!"
"You question my Kami of this new world. As expected, only the ignorant are fearless."
It's burning up!
"Now, for your blindness—" Lin Li recalled what had just happened, made a move, stared at the bottle cap, and became ruthless, heartless, and desperate: "—pay the price!!"
The pen turns into a meteor, the gun shoots out like a dragon, and there is a hint of cold light!
At this moment, what Lin Li threw out was no longer a pen, but his face!!
——Because it didn’t hit the target!
The pen fell to the ground with a thud and rolled twice.
"..."
Feeling the silence but suddenly fierce gazes from the people around him, Lin Li did not dare to look back. He just covered his mouth with his right palm and rested his elbow on the back of his left hand. After a long while, he spoke:
"Damn it, the wind was too strong just now, I'm going to lose it again."
Lin Li was stared at by the boy with a deathly gaze, and went to pick up the pen alone, like a dog.
The few people who picked up the pens were all behind him, but he was the one who picked up the pen. Lin Li felt that this world was hopeless.
Return to the starting position and light it up again!
——"Damn, why is the light so bright? I failed to aim. Let me try again."
——"Fuck, which class was that person who shouted so loudly when I was throwing it? I even threw it in the wrong direction. Let's do it again."
Lin Li's body control ability is actually very good, but the target is the bottle cap after all, which is too small. Zhou Baowei put it too far away for this evil beast. Lin Li, a little immortal at the third level of Qi Condensation, is temporarily unable to hit the target.
Although Lin Li felt that he had already mastered some techniques and would be able to hit the target after throwing it a few times and getting used to it, it seemed that there was no chance anymore——
"What's the reason this time?" After the fourth failed hit, Bai Bufan asked with a smile.
Hearing this, Lin Li did not go to pick it up. He turned around and showed a cute, innocent smile: "Hehe, do you believe me when I said the network was stuck just now?"
"..."
"Uu——"
"Uu——"
"I've already said that Lin Li was just guessing what he did just now. He is just a useless guy."
"Bufan, can you poop more discreetly next time so that Lin Li doesn't step on you?"
"How can someone still shout something like '~Question louder~I can't hear you~'? How shameless."
"Alright, alright, Lin Li, go play somewhere else. Don't be an eyesore here and waste our time."
The real-life version of "When the wall falls, everyone pushes it". These people who just called me their mentor and father when I was born now treat me like a worn-out shoe and push me away with disgust.
“How dare you, the people who are going up the mountain, mock the gods who are coming down the mountain!” Lin Li pointed at the crowd angrily, and then said with some sadness: “The way down the mountain… is too noisy.”
"Does anyone know me before the rumors?"
"A butterfly cannot fly across the ocean, and you have the heart to blame it?"
No one cares about me, this bunch of idiots.
“If the spring breeze has pity on flowers, could you allow me to be young again!!” Lin Li leaned against the wall, sitting on the ground sadly.
Finally someone cares about me.
Xue Jian, who was walking down the stairs carrying a stack of answer sheets, saw Lin Li sitting on the ground and asked in surprise, "Lin Li, why are you sitting on the ground?"
“Teacher…” Lin Li raised his head sadly, “I’m old and useless… I miss my 18 years old self so much. I miss the omnipotent self.”
Xue Jian: "(;☉_☉)?"
In your own class, you may even see eighteen-year-old students reminiscing about being eighteen years old.
This is my class four of grade one, the most supermodel class in the current version of Nansang Middle School. It is the focus of attention of the principal and the grade director. After stressing the rules and regulations to everyone, the fundamental reason must be emphasized again in private with me.
As the head teacher of such a class, Xue Jian felt that his life was over.
Xue Jian took a deep breath. He didn't need to ask this question. But since he had asked it, Xue Jian still patted Lin Li's head in disdain and comforted him perfunctorily: "It's okay, Lin Li. The teacher is old and useless."
"Alas, teacher, time is really a ruthless thing," Lin Li sighed deeply, then suddenly thought of something and looked up:
"But, teacher, I heard that some people are useless when they get old, and some useless people are old. The situations are different, so I think you can't use the word "also" in a general way."
Xue Jian: "(;☉_☉)?"
There is no need for me to comfort this evil creature!
With a slight twitch of his lips, Xue Jian knocked the answer sheet in his hand on Lin Li's head without holding back any strength - this guy had already put his hands on his head, obviously having anticipated this result.
"Teacher, I mean I'm the old and useless one!" Lin Li argued.
"You'd better!" Xue Jian sneered, but he knew that Lin Li meant no harm and was just joking.
Then he looked at the other boys in the class in the circular corridor, and after seeing what they were doing, he frowned and shouted:
"Bufan! Baowei! What are you guys doing? Why are you throwing away your pens? If other teachers see you, they will laugh at you. What's wrong with you? Hurry up and pack up and go back to the classroom! Really, none of you give me peace of mind."
Xue Jian was a serious middle-aged teacher. His oppressiveness was enough for all students except Lin Li in the class. Upon hearing this, the boys picked up their things and walked towards the classroom dejectedly.
"If teacher Lin Li scolds you, you can scold him. Why transfer your anger to us?"
Bai Bufan walked up to Lin Li and Xue Jian and said this weakly.
Xue Jian looked at Bai Bufan, who suddenly sat down next to Lin Li with his hands on his head, obviously prepared to be hit by him. He looked up at the sky and sighed deeply.
To satisfy Bai Bufan, Xue Jian knocked him on the head and shouted coldly: "Lin Li can get 150 in math! Can you do that?"
The boys were shocked when they heard this: Wow, Lin Li’s math score is 150?
Lin Li was also shocked when he heard this: Damn, these are the privileges of being a good student that I've always dreamed of?
Am I finally part of the privileged class?
Then the first thing I have to do is to forget my roots - many hands make light work, so I'll just burn some firewood and put out the fire.
If you enter the poisonous circle after winning the game but don’t block the people behind you, then you have entered the circle in vain, right?
Thinking of having someone to back him up, Lin Li stood up abruptly, pointed at Wang Ze and the others who were still standing and sneered, then spoke to Xue Jian expectantly:
"Teacher, they just ganged up on me and insulted me. I want them all to kneel down and apologize to me, or I will transfer to another class immediately. You don't want me, who scored 150 in math, to be transferred to another class, do you?"
Oh?
Is there such a good thing?
"Which class do you plan to join? The teacher has a lot of connections here and can help you use them to save you some time." Xue Jian turned his head and asked.
"It's okay, teacher. I won't leave." Yingbao was still in this class and couldn't leave. Lin Li shrugged and sat on the ground again.
Lin Li also understood.
My own good student privileges are a little different from Chen Yuying's good student privileges.
Lin Li thought that in Xue Jian's eyes, the class structure was probably like this:
Chen Yuying and other good students > ordinary students > humans > Lin Li (good student BUFF) > Bai Bufan and other creatures > tables and chairs and other class properties > others > Lin Li.
After all the hard work of climbing up, I finally got the privileges from my brothers. How can I be considered a living trader? I jumped.
"Okay, give the answer sheet to the class representative and ask him to distribute it. Also, tell him to collect all the weekend homework and send it to the office before nine o'clock."
Seeing this reaction, Xue Jian smiled, handed the answer sheet to Lin Li, and said.
"okay."
He walked into the classroom with Bai Bufan and others. Instead of giving instructions to the class representative, he lowered his head to look for Chen Yuying's answer sheet.
At the same time, Lin Li was a little forgetful, so he turned around and asked, "Bufan, what score did Lao Jiantou just say I got in math? I forgot."
Bai Bufan pointed at Wang Ze and others in Donnie Yen style.
"I told you, Lin Li will never miss any opportunity to show off. He just refused to throw the dart, which was too obvious."
"It really is."
"I see it."
"So how many points did I get? I really forgot." Lin Li pondered.
"Oh, I didn't forget to feed the horse."
"Wow, your mouth stinks. I'm speechless." Lin Li was sweating profusely.
(End of this chapter)