Chapter 318: All kinds of students from Class 14 of Senior High School gathered together to celebrat

Chapter 318: All kinds of students from Class 14 of Senior High School gathered together to celebrat

Chapter 318: All kinds of critics from Class of Grade gathered together to celebrate the event!

The next day, November 11, Monday.

Lin Li went to the classroom.

Double Eleven is another annual e-commerce festival, but Lin Li did not buy anything.

The value of Double Eleven is really getting lower and lower now.

There were indeed discounts on Double Eleven in the past, especially in the second year after the event was launched. If you really wanted to buy something, you had to grab it.

At that time, Lin Li suspected that this e-commerce festival might be a conspiracy instigated by cannibals just to get everyone to buy things.

KFC people are crazy about Double Eleven, give me a V hand.

But now on Double Eleven, haha, the original price is 598, and the deposit is reduced by 148, 500 off for purchases over 50 in the store, 300 off for purchases over 30 across stores, 200 off for purchases over 20 for members, % off for pre-orders, the sow wears an omen - one set after another, buying something is like doing math problems.

It would be fine if it was a real discount.

Finally I got this thing which was priced at 598 for 598, and I was so happy about it. But then I checked the historical prices and found out that it was priced at in October, and the price was specially raised to before Double Eleven and then discounted.

I was immediately shocked when I saw this result.

But there are not so many discounts in the world. The wool comes from the sheep, and the nature of businessmen is profit-seeking.

Remember, as long as you know how to read, you will know that none of "capital", "capital" and "family" refers to a person, but "capital" contains people, "capital" contains people, and "family" contains no people.

This is what a capitalist is like. He would rather pour out the milk than sell it cheaply.

In this world, the cost price is the genuine 799, and there is really no trick. There are indeed some products that can be bought for only 79.9, but Lin Li generally calls them "stocks".

Of course, a low stock price does not mean a bargain, and you never know if it has hit rock bottom.

Falling? Good opportunity, buy at the bottom!
Still falling? I want to make money, I will copy it again!
Keep falling! I have a feeling it can’t fall any further, keep copying!

Hehe, it really didn’t fall, but this stock was delisted, and I lost all my money. I’ll copy your mother!

Stock investors know best that there are basements under the underground, there are cellars under the basements, there is the earth's crust under the cellars, and there is hell under the earth's crust. Remember, there are eighteen fucking levels of hell.

So, what the hell is this e-commerce festival? Now this is just an ordinary Singles’ Day. Singles can just talk about being single on this day.

Lin Li looked at the system.

After school last night, I rode my bike to Laoyou Road for a stroll. Although my purpose changed, I still didn’t gain anything.

Today is a new week. There is still no noticeable change in the system update. I don’t know where the update is. There were two extra buttons at the beginning of the month, but I still don’t know what they do.

Lin Li has not used the refresh opportunity given this week yet.

The current five commodity slots are "Random Quality Spirit Stone", "Fortune Talisman", "Colorful Treasure Clothes", "Ability Amplifier (+2)", and "Life Extension Pill".

Although the spiritual liquid that can be accumulated in a few hours in the world of immortal cultivation can contain spiritual energy close to the output of the "Spirit Spring" in nearly half a month, so from an efficiency perspective, the "random quality spiritual stones" are currently meaningless to Lin Li and it is not a pity to throw them away.

But the problem is that Lin Li can't guarantee that he can go to the world of immortal cultivation next month. Who knows if the system of this groove will play tricks again.

There is no sign of an all-female mecha world yet, but maybe this will be the world I go to next month.

Therefore, before confirming that he had a stable way to go to the world of immortal cultivation, Lin Li felt it was necessary to leave himself a source of spiritual energy.

If one day you can no longer go to the world of immortal cultivation, the spiritual liquid is used up, and there is no spiritual energy, then your cultivation will come to an end.

The cost of betting on a refresh may be higher by then.

"Ability Amplifier" and "Life Extension Pill" are things that Lin Li has no use for now, but may buy in the future.

Therefore, Lin Li’s idea was to wait until Zhou Zhong went to the world of immortal cultivation and then ask Taoist Shanqing if he had ever heard of the magic weapon “Seven-Colored Treasure Robe”.

Taoist Shanqing highly recognizes the system's skills, but he disregards his own magic weapon. When the time comes, if Taoist Shanqing knows about this magic weapon, he will ask about its value. If it is high in value, he can consider saving up to exchange for another one. If he has never heard of it, he will just give it away.

"Hey, isn't this Wang Ze? Why are you here so late today? Aren't you in the classroom listening to Bufan's unofficial history at this hour?"

When approaching the Grade 1 teaching building, Lin Li saw Wang Ze who was about to go upstairs, so he raised his hand and greeted him.

"Ah - Monday is like this," Wang Ze yawned, took one hand of breakfast from Lin Li, and clenched his other hand weakly and chanted:
"Monday, Monday, my spirit is gone~ Next Monday, my seventh day~"

"I also know a jingle?" Hearing that, Lin Li snapped his fingers and began to chant: "Monday Monday ~ Dying ~ Want to take a pen ~ Damn, I'm going to stab everyone in the world and kill the world!"

Lin Li's first three sentences were full of ups and downs, and had a sense of rhythm like shouting slogans, but the fourth sentence immediately became ferocious and the speaking speed was extremely fast without pause.

Wang Ze: “?”

"Full marks for emotion, zero marks for rhyme." Wang Ze scolded with a smile, then sighed sadly:

"You told me why I didn't get a good sleep for more than ten hours on the two nights of the weekend. Now, I have to wait until this weekend for the next sleep."

"People are like this. They have fun when they are having fun, but when they wake up, they think, 'Why did I have to have fun before?' They simply cannot understand themselves." Lin Li smiled and shrugged.

Saying that I'll give myself another chance is definitely not the case.

In fact, if you do it again, it will be like "Hey, if you don't have fun now, when will you have fun? Just sleep and get up to have fun."

"It's difficult for people to empathize with each other, but it's quite easy for people to empathize with animals. Even I gradually understand the behavior of chickens waking up early every day and starting to scream." Wang Ze lamented softly.

"Because the customer put on his pants and sneaked away in the middle of the night and didn't pay you yet, right?" Lin Li asked.

"Who the hell are you talking about?" Wang Ze pointed at the man, and then became energetic for a while, and then became listless again:

"Why is it only Monday? I miss you so much. It's been a long time since the weekend, New Year's Day, and winter vacation...

Why do I feel like these days are just like Xiahou Dun looking at Louis XVI, with no end in sight... I want to die, I want to die, I want to die..."

Many people now say that today’s students have no goals at all.

What a joke! The goal after National Day is Mid-Autumn Festival, the goal after Mid-Autumn Festival is New Year's Day, and the goal after New Year's Day is winter vacation!

The goals of each stage are very clear.

"So energetic, that's great~" Hearing such a voice, Lin Li looked at Wang Ze with a kind gaze and sighed softly.

"?"

"Can you please stop replying to my messages? I said I wanted to die, and you said I was energetic?" Wang Ze raised his middle finger.

"Yes, a corpse won't want to die. Wanting to die is the privilege of the living. If that's not vitality, what is it?" Lin Li asked in surprise.

Wang Ze: “?”

“…It seems reasonable.”

“But I don’t recommend dying now. It’s easy to be reborn into a family that wants three children.” Lin Li added.

"Fuck, Lin Li, thank you for your strong determination to live for the first time." Wang Ze was still frightened.

The two of them went upstairs together.

"How's it going with your senior?" Although it wouldn't be awkward to be quiet when walking with his buddies, it was impossible to remain quiet, so Lin Li asked casually, "Are you seizing the moment?"

"How can I let others take control of my current situation so quickly? Damn, this is not my purpose. Can you please not be so humble?" Wang Ze said contemptuously.

When mentioning Qian Ying, Wang Ze still felt a little embarrassed and smiled:
"Everyone had to go home after the exams last week, so I asked her to stay on campus and go out this weekend, and she agreed. I thought that when we go out together on the weekend, I would see if there is a suitable opportunity, and I would take the initiative to confess my feelings."

Lin Li blinked: "This week? Where are we going on a date? The night market in Pinglu?"

"It hasn't been decided yet, but it should be this one. You know it too?" Wang Ze nodded and then asked.

"Are you going on Friday or Saturday? If it's Saturday, maybe we can meet him." Lin Li smiled, and then said seriously, "It's just a coincidence, it's really a coincidence that we, the "three people and one dog", are also going to play there."

"If you two go too, I'll have to stay away from you guys..." Wang Ze clicked his tongue.

He can rely on his brothers when in danger, but his brothers are the biggest danger when he is safe. He is afraid that these two bitches will cause trouble to him.

But then he asked again: "Three people and a dog, you, Bufan, who are the other two? Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan?"

"Add Qu Wanqiu."

"Isn't that four people and one dog or three people and two dogs?"

"Baby, you smell so good," Lin Li leaned forward and pinched Wang Ze's hard sports student butt, and said softly: "I'm not a human or a dog, but a..."

Wang Ze paused, then stopped going upstairs, and stepped back two steps, then stood still, bent over, raised his buttocks high, and grabbed one part of his buttocks with both hands. He turned around and said softly:

"Hey, brother, come on."

Lin Li: "?"

Your mother.

Yes, the way he used Nantong in front of Wang Ze was indeed a bit like "showing off one's skills in front of Lao Ai - showing off one's skills in front of an expert".

"You're not happy when I really let you in." Wang Ze felt a little disgusted when he saw Lin Li was reluctant to come in.

Lin Li chuckled, but it didn’t matter, there were other people who could get into Piyanzi.

"Thousand-year-long killing"

"Idiot!!"

Second floor, at the classroom entrance.

"According to unofficial historical records, Sun Ce and Sun Quan looked very similar. After Sun Ce died, Da Qiao also followed Sun Quan under his strong pursuit.

But every night when they were having fun, Da Qiao would always call out the wrong names. Sun Ce's courtesy name was Bofu, and Sun Quan's courtesy name was Zhongmou, so Da Qiao would call out Bofu one moment and Zhongmou the next. That's how the saying "indistinguishable" came about! "

"What? Brother-wife-brother marriage. Da Qiao is very comfortable with that."

"If you ask me, this problem is easy to solve. Just send Da Qiao to study abroad. When she comes back, she won't have this worry anymore and will just say oh yes.

I can also write a pure love novel. I have already thought of the title, "My sister-in-law who returned from studying abroad in the West Sea, her moans turned into oh yes."

"Damn, your title is less pure love than mine yesterday, right? But if you want to read it and love to read it, the book will be sold in every store." Lin Li and Wang Ze looked at each other with relief. It was great that they did not miss the most exciting part of today.

"Teacher Bufan, Teacher Bufan, I have a question." Lin Li raised his hand and walked into the classroom.

"You ask." Bai Bufan was as serious as Xue Jian.

"Then where does the idiom 'between brothers and sisters' come from?" Lin Li asked.

Everyone was stunned.

But an old artist is an old artist, very calm, Bai Bufan continued the conversation without any hesitation:
"This is a good question. Other students should also have divergent thinking like Lin Li. This is exactly what the teacher plans to talk about in the next class. I was going to teach it tomorrow, but since you asked, I'll talk about it today.

According to unofficial historical records, after Da Qiao became equal to Sun Ce, she always felt guilty and missed her late husband, so she would go to Sun Ce's grave with Sun Quan to burn paper afterwards.

The paper was burned, Da Qiao's guilt was gone, and Sun Quan's CD was cooled down. There is an old saying in the Three Kingdoms that since we are already here, the two of them looked at each other, drank tea and were evenly matched.

Xiaolin, do you understand?

"Hahahahahahaha——"

"I thought you were going to say it was a threesome, but Bai Bufan, as expected of you, it's more hellish than I thought."

Lin Li laughed wildly and gave a thumbs up.

……

Qu Wanqiu was not the only one who handed in her cell phone this week. Chen Tianming also brought one.

"Bai Bufan, I don't quite understand why you do this." During the break, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan coldly and said without emotion.

Bai Bufan said nothing. He put the half-finished test paper back into his personal locker at the back and locked it with a small lock.

"Bai Bufan! I need an explanation. You locked the locker under the eyes of the whole class. What were you locking up? A few books and papers, or the basic trust we have established as classmates?"

"Look at the lockers. Is anyone else's locker locked except yours? If even books need to be kept as if they were thieves, does that mean you think there are despicable people hiding in this class who need to be locked to keep them out?"

“Bai! Bu! Fan! You are using physical chains to sever the class community! I’ll ask you one last time, Bai Bufan - who are you judging with this lock that you put up in front of everyone!”

Lin Li was filled with indignation and looked ferocious with anger.

As for these pearls of wisdom, Bai Bufan only felt that they were noisy and tickled his ears with his little finger. Then he turned his head and sneered at Lin Li:
"Why, you can't just steal my test paper and write the answers on the blackboard like you did last time. Are you angry?"

Lin Li looked away.

Hehehe, you found me.

"Sure enough, if you throw a brick into the doghouse, the one that barks the loudest at you will be the one that gets hit." Bai Bufan continued to sneer.

Lin Li turned around, thought for a moment, and said, "Bufan, you are wrong. Some people are allergic to bricks and won't bark."

"What is brick allergy?" Bai Bufan was stunned and didn't understand.

"Last time, I was playing with bricks on the balcony and accidentally dropped a brick. It hit a person who was allergic to bricks. He fell unconscious on the spot and couldn't speak. It was really shameful that he didn't tell me in advance that the allergy was so serious." Lin Li said in annoyance.

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

There were so many complaints that Bai Bufan was speechless for a moment.

"You call this a brick allergy! Then all fucking humans are allergic to it!" Bai Bufan then questioned.

Lin Li shrugged and stood up.

Several classes in the morning were discussing test papers. So far, I have performed very steadily in the midterm exam.

It’s hard to say about Chinese. I can’t make a conclusion before the results come out, but I didn’t lose any big points in other subjects.

As long as nothing unexpected happened in the remaining subjects, Lin Li believed that his score should be able to rank among the top ten in the grade and complete the task.

As for the top scorer in a single subject, 150 in mathematics is enough. I don’t know if it’s because there is no other score of in the grade, or if the system considers that the first place is also the first place.

Anyway, it's done.

After stretching, Bai Bufan didn't allow anyone to steal the test paper, so Lin Li walked over to Zhou Baowei to see what he was doing.

Although the get out of class was over, Zhou Baowei was still crawling on his seat, marking his answer sheet with a red pen.

When I got closer, I could see that Zhou Baowei was underlining all the deduction marks such as "-4" and "-2" written by the teacher.

"Baowei, what are you doing?" Lin Li asked in confusion.

Hearing this, Zhou Baowei pointed to another answer sheet of his that had not been outlined and explained: "This is the original review, and I don't want to be the original reviewer."

"So I thickened the teacher's comments, so that they are no longer original comments, but thick comments." Pointing to the answer sheet with thicker outlines, Zhou Baowei added a second sentence.

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "(；゜○゜)?"

It really is.

Lin Li thought about it, reached out and took the half-used (or more accurately, half-deducted, embarrassing) eraser from his seat, and rubbed it hard on the answer sheet. He rubbed too hard and wrinkled the answer sheet:

"Very good, so I am not the original batch, but I don't want to be a farmer batch, I am a wrinkled batch."

Swish, swish, the jade feet on Saturday are still vivid in my mind. Long live the jade feet.

Of course, I have to emphasize again that Lin Li is not a leg control person.

Then Lin Li and Zhou Baowei looked at their respective desk mates - Bai Bufan and Qin Zeyu.

It's your turn to perform, and the two of them realized this.

"I'm a jerk." Bai Bufan replied.

"I'm a hot shot." Qin Zeyu also responded.

The two looked at each other and stood up at the same time.

"I'm going to borrow a lighter outside." Qin Zeyu walked out.

"I'll just masturbate here." Bai Bufan took off his pants.

"Not at all, not at all, not at all. There's no need to burn the test papers—" Lin Li and Zhou Baowei hurriedly stopped the angry Qin Zeyu.

Bai Bufan, who had just untied his belt, fell silent.

Because no one stopped him.

Even now, the three of them, including Qin Zeyu, were looking at him. Silence was golden for them. They stared at him but said nothing.

"...No one stopped me?" Bai Bufan said weakly.

"Go ahead, I just want to see what a slut is." Lin Li raised his chin, his tone calm.

Zhou Baowei and Qin Zeyu also nodded.

Bai Bufan: “…”

Bastard, what a fucking beast.

Was it so uncomfortable when Lin Li was being held up and throwing darts yesterday?
After putting himself in his shoes, Bai Bufan couldn't help but sigh - Lin Li really deserves it and should have been treated like this a long time ago.

"What new things are you doing?" Wang Ze came from the front row to the back row at this time, and asked curiously when he saw the confrontation.

"We are..." Bai Bufan stepped forward after being rescued and told Wang Ze the whole story.

"This is your home court, Wang Ze, let's perform." After the introduction, Bai Bufan looked at Wang Ze expectantly.

Wang Ze is the holder of the title of "Kankanpi", the only legend of Xiling High School, and the King of the Underworld who has existed on the wall for three minutes.

Wang Ze naturally didn't know how to check and mark the test papers, which was exactly what these bs wanted, but he still had an idea.

He took the answer sheet and walked to Lin Li's seat. In full view of everyone, he threw the answer sheet onto the lawn on the first floor.

——“This is a slap in the face!”

"Ohohoh!!! As expected of Wang Ze, he's just the boss!" Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei were very satisfied with the result. They high-fived Wang Ze and shouted "oh oh" to act as the supporting actor.

As Wang Ze was clapping his hands, he felt his breathing becoming a little difficult.

Looking back, he saw that it was Lin Li who was pinching his neck and trying to strangle himself to death. Wang Ze was so scared that he thought he was eating betel nuts.

"What's wrong, Lin Li?" Wang Ze asked with difficulty.

"Using my test paper to mark, this kind of Minotaur thing, do you think a pure love warrior like me can accept it?" Lin Li's smile and voice were both gloomy.

Lin Li ▄︻┻┳═ one Wang Ze.

Lin Li corrected Wang Ze's answer, and Wang Ze became a critical critic.

"Bufan." After Wang Ze picked up the answer sheet and returned it to him, the bell for class rang. Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and spoke.

"You say." Bai Bufan turned around.

Pointing to the small lock of the locker at the back, Lin Li said calmly:
"Where did you buy the lock? I'm considering buying one too."

Bai Bufan smiled and threw a boomerang——

"Lin Li, I forgot the first part, and the last part, but I remember one sentence in the middle -

You want to lock your locker in front of the whole class. Are you trying to lock up a few books and papers, or the basic trust we have built as classmates?"

"Akaashi Akaashi! There is no trust in this class!"

"Oh, look, it's urgent again."

(End of this chapter)