Chapter 320: Summer Vacation from Hell

Chapter 320: Summer Vacation from Hell

Chapter 320: Summer Vacation from Hell
"Let's go, let's go."

After Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu left, there was nothing exciting to see in the Central Courtyard, so everyone went back to their homes.

Li Kailang went home and continued what he had not finished.

The set of boxing moves has not been completed yet and needs to be further improved.

These are just the sets of moves for bare hands, there are also sets of moves for wielding weapons.

"However, we need to decide what weapon to use. Although scissors are the exclusive weapon of Mad Dog Fist, we cannot bring scissors to school casually. We need to find a weapon that we can carry with us."

Obviously, sharp and blunt weapons are not allowed to be brought into school. Li Kailang believes that Zhang Ya will not use these weapons to do bad things, but there is no guarantee that other students will do so, so it is better not to bring them in just in case.

"It's best to choose a common, inconspicuous weapon that can protect yourself and can be carried with you in a school bag."

Li Kailang thought for a while, then suddenly clapped his hands, "I got it, a spatula will do, right?"

Spatulas were used as weapons in ancient times, especially among Shaolin monks, where they were chosen as close-fitting weapons.

The shovel head is crescent-shaped, with a thin and sharp blade that gradually thickens toward the back. There is a sleeve at the bottom that connects to the handle. A drill is installed at the end of the shovel handle, which can be used for piercing points.

In addition, the main striking methods of the spatula include pushing, pressing, patting, supporting, rolling, shoveling, cutting, picking, plucking, chopping, impacting, and shaking.

If the above conditions are met, even if someone questions you, you can just make up an excuse to get away with it.

"Okay, let's choose this as a weapon for Xiaoya. We can replace it with other weapons when Xiaoya grows up." Li Kailang made a decision quickly.

After Zhang Ya finishes her exams, she can start learning Crazy Dog Fist directly, thus making a smooth transition to her summer vacation life.

I learn Mad Dog Fist in the morning, do homework in the afternoon, and read criminal law books in the evening. My day is clearly arranged.

One and a half months was enough time for Zhang Ya to become proficient in using the Mad Dog Fist and weapons.

"Ahhh~Ahhh~" Zhang Ya, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly woke up from her dream and sneezed twice.

Zhang Ya touched her forehead and said, "This is weird. I don't have a fever, so why am I sneezing all of a sudden? Is someone cursing me?"

Zhang Ya's thoughts raced as she quickly considered who she had offended recently.

After thinking for a while, Zhang Ya couldn't think of anything. After all, it was the end of the semester, and no student would be in the mood to cause trouble.

"While I have some free time now, I will make Xiaoya a brand new spatula. Make two of them so that Xiaoya can use two spatulas at once. That's great!"

Li Kailang imagined Zhang Ya holding two spatulas and waving them crazily. That scene must be spectacular.

"Ahh! Ahhh!" Zhang Ya sneezed several times in succession and her body trembled uncontrollably.

"Xiao Ya, what's wrong with you? Are you sick?" Master's wife Han Xiaohui heard the voice and asked with concern.

"Mom, I'm fine." Zhang Ya responded and touched her forehead again. "It's not hot. Am I really sick?"

Regardless of what Zhang Ya thought, Li Kailang made two new spatulas for Zhang Ya.

The spatula is made of all metal to ensure it is hard enough. Considering the comfort of holding it, Li Kailang also made a handle and a lanyard to ensure that it will not slip out of your hand.

It can be used as a weapon to protect your own safety.

It can be used as a spatula when cooking without worrying about burning your hands.

Kill two birds with one stone!
"There is no better brother in the world than me who thinks so thoroughly." Li Kailang said proudly.

"Now everything is ready except for the east wind. We will arrange it for Xiaoya after her final exams."

In fact, apart from Zhang Ya, Cui Gang can also learn. Cui Gang has a good character and will not do bad things. However, whether he wants to learn or not depends on himself.

There is no rush to tell Cui Gang now, let’s wait until the final exam is over.

Time flies, and it's another weekend.

After the final exam, Zhang Ya happily lay on the bed and fell asleep.

The final grades were released on Friday. She did well and ranked among the top five in the class. At this rate, she has a good chance of getting into college.

But it is too early to say these things now. Zhang Ya is only in the first year of high school and there are still two years before the college entrance examination. Everything is still unknown.

Just as Zhang Ya was immersed in a sweet dream, a loud shout suddenly rang out from outside the courtyard gate: "Master, I'm here!"

Hearing this, Zhang Jinwu immediately came out to greet him and saw Li Kailang pulling a large wooden stake.

The height of the wooden stake is the same as that of a human being, and it is obviously carefully carved based on the 1:1 ratio of the human body.

This wooden stake was made by Li Kailang specifically for Zhang Ya to practice the Mad Dog Fist.

"You're here, but why did you make a wooden stake specially?" Zhang Jinwu complained.

This human wooden stake is obviously a training prop. The transport team has some, so we can just take it from them.

Li Kailang shook his head and explained, "It's different. This one is tailor-made for Xiaoya and is more suitable for her practice."

The wooden stakes used by the transport team are all made of ordinary wood, not as fine as mine.”

The wooden stakes of the transport team look like a big log in TV dramas with some wooden sticks inserted into it.

"Hey, Xiao Li is here, come in quickly." Master's wife Han Xiaohui greeted him warmly, "Xiao Ya is still sleeping at this time, I'll go call her now."

Zhang Jinwu and Han Xiaohui had discussed the purpose of Li Kailang's visit, and she and Zhang Jinwu agreed that it would be a good idea to let Zhang Ya learn some Kung Fu.

According to Zhang Jinwu, Kung Fu looks ugly and crazy, but that doesn’t matter.

Han Xiaohui walked into Zhang Ya's bedroom and gently patted the sleeping Zhang Ya: "Xiao Ya, get up, your brother Li is here, hurry up and get up."

Zhang Ya opened her eyes dazedly and saw her mother standing beside the bed, muttering in dissatisfaction.

"Mom, what are you doing? It's so early in the morning, and Brother Li is here. What does it have to do with me?"

Han Xiaohui directly lifted the quilt and opened the curtains. Han patted Zhang Ya's feet and urged.

"It's all about you, hurry up and don't keep Brother Li waiting for too long."

Zhang Ya kicked her feet twice in dissatisfaction.

Han Xiaohui pulled Zhang Ya up from the bed and said, "Hurry up and brush your teeth and wash your face. From today on, you will learn Kung Fu from your brother Li. Don't be lazy."

"What? Learning Kung Fu? Mom, are you right?" Zhang Ya was startled and suddenly woke up, "Why didn't I know about this?"

Han Xiaohui explained: "Of course you don't know, you have been busy with final exams these days, how can I tell you?

"Now that the exam is over, you can focus on learning Kung Fu. Go wash up quickly and don't keep your brother Li waiting..."

After a busy period, Zhang Ya came to the living room to meet Li Kailang.

"Brother Li!"

"Xiaoya, wake up." Li Kailang said with a smile.

Upon hearing this, Zhang Ya got angry and complained, "It's all because of you. If you hadn't come, I could have slept in."

"Haha." Li Kailang laughed lightly.

"You kid." Han Xiaohui patted him gently.

Zhang Jinwu said, "Okay, let's have breakfast." Zhang Ya nodded slightly.

"Okay, now that you've eaten, I'll tell you what's going on."

Zhang Jinwu narrated the whole thing.

After hearing this, Zhang Ya pointed at herself in disbelief, "So, starting today, I have to learn that Crazy Dog Fist from Brother Li?"

Zhang Jinwu, Han Xiaohui, and Li Kailang all nodded.

"Hey, that's not how you play it. I just got a holiday and you're asking me to learn. Can't we start later?"

The three of them smiled and shook their heads.

Zhang Ya noticed the determined look in her parents' eyes. She knew that learning Kung Fu was a done deal and could not be refused.

But Zhang Ya still struggled: "I still have homework to do. I can't practice from morning till night."

"Xiaoya, don't worry, I've arranged it for you." Han Xiaohui stretched out her hand, raised a finger and said, "Xiaoya, look."

"You practice martial arts in the morning, do homework in the afternoon, and read books at night. Mom has arranged everything for you very clearly."

"Practicing martial arts, doing homework, and reading books, all three are done without any delay."

Zhang Fen was shocked to hear this arrangement. Her whole day was already packed with plans.
Her summer vacation was over before it even began, and she could see how hard it was.

Not only do I have to practice martial arts and do some homework, I also have to read books.

"What book are you reading?"

Li Kailang took out a criminal law book that was two fingers thick and gave it to Zhang Ya: "Hey, this book is not too thick. Just read a little bit every day. You don't have to memorize it."

"Look how good I am to you. By the way, you still have to take the test after reading this."

Zhang Ya stared at the book in disbelief, then looked at Li Kailang. It would be fine if she just read it, but she still had to take the exam. It would be better to kill her.

The three of them smiled and nodded, as if confirming her doubts.

In Zhang Ya's eyes, their smiles at this moment were as scary as those of demons.

After some psychological preparation, Zhang Ya could only accept this fact helplessly, which naturally involved some struggle.

Zhang Ya didn't want to be so tired every day, so after her insistence, she was able to have one day off every week.

"Oh, by the way, I have a gift for you." Li Kailang suddenly said. What gift?" Zhang Ya heard the word "gift" and a hint of anticipation flashed in her eyes.

"Here, this is it. Open it and take a look." Li Kailang took out an exquisite box and handed it to Zhang Ya.
Zhang Ya couldn't wait to take the box and opened it carefully.

There were two exquisite spatulas lying quietly in the box, with a faint silver glow on their surfaces.

Zhang Ya looked incredulous and raised the spatula. "Brother Li, are you sure this is a gift for me? What do I need this spatula for?"

Li Kailang: "Hey, don't underestimate this spatula. It's your exclusive weapon for practicing martial arts. You must keep it well."

"I made these two spatulas specifically for you. They are light and flexible, perfect for your use."

"Oh, and here's this." Li Kailang took out another booklet, which recorded the Mad Dog Fist and Spatula moves.

Zhang Ya curiously flipped through the secret book, and saw detailed records of moves, practice methods, precautions, etc.

"You must study this secret book carefully. It will be helpful for your martial arts training."

"Okay, enough talking, let's practice martial arts." Zhang Jin said, they have been chatting for too long.

Arriving outside the house, Li Kailang pointed at the human stake and said, "This is the stake you will use to practice martial arts. When I'm not here, you will practice against it."

"How to practice?"

"Let me show you."

As he spoke, Li Kailang placed the human stake, closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

Zhang Ya watched Li Kailang's movements with great anticipation, wanting to see how powerful his kung fu was.

If you are good at it, it is not impossible to learn it.

"Huh~" Li Kailang suddenly opened his eyes, and his eyes instantly became as sharp as an eagle.

"Ouch!"

"Ata!"

Li Kailang suddenly roared strangely and hit the wooden stake like a mad dog.

This roar and crazy movements frightened Zhang Ya so much that her body trembled and she almost fell to the ground.

Even Han Xiaohui, who was standing by, was startled. She looked at Zhang Jinwu with a look of shock on her face.

Zhang Jinwu only told her that he wanted Zhang Ya to practice Kung Fu, but he didn't tell her that this Kung Fu was so crazy.

Li Kailang's crazy mad dog punch brought them a great visual impact.

Only Zhang Jinwu noticed how swiftly Li Kailang attacked, and how his moves were despicable and aimed at the fatal points.

Although they were fighting against human stakes, one can still see how powerful this martial art is. "It has only been a short time, and this killing skill has improved again."

Zhang Jinwu saw the trick, but Zhang Ya didn't, she only saw the surface.

Zhang Ya was very resistant: "Mom and Dad, how can I not learn it? This is too ugly, like a madman."

Han Xiaohui did not object to this, and obviously felt that this kung fu was too crazy and not suitable for girls to learn.

"No, you have to learn this skill and learn it well. Do you know how many apprentices in the factory want to learn it but can't?" Zhang Jinwu said in a firm tone, leaving no room for doubt.

Zhang Jinwu was also considering beating his daughter because she didn't have any accompanying martial arts, so he was so tough.

Realizing that his words were too serious, Zhang Jinwu immediately explained in a soft voice.

"Don't worry, daughter. Xiao Li's moves may look a little ugly, but they are effective. This skill can be mastered quickly."

No matter how Zhang Ya disliked or resisted, Zhang Jinwu asked her to learn, and Han Xiaohui at the side also helped to persuade her.

Although she didn't understand why Zhang Jinwu was so persistent, she chose to stand on her husband's side.

"As long as you practice hard, after the summer vacation, I guarantee you'll be able to beat your brother!"

"Really! Dad, don't lie to me!" Zhang Ya suddenly said.

Zhang Jinwu didn't expect that Zhang Ya's motivation to practice kung fu actually came from Zhang Fen. He nodded heavily and decided to trick her into practicing first.

"Really? I can definitely beat you. Dad guarantees it!"

"Okay, I'll practice!"

Hearing Zhang Ya's agreement, Zhang Jinwu felt relieved and decided to let Zhang Fen act out the role when the time comes.

"Haha, I'd like to see how you scream." Zhang Fen said sarcastically.

He had an expression of enjoying a good show, which made Zhang Ya roll her eyes. She decided that once she had practiced it well, she would definitely beat Zhang Fen up severely.

Zhang Jinwu glared at Zhang Fen and said, "Don't be idle, boy. Practice with your sister. You have to yell."

When Zhang Fen heard that he was asked to scream, he was stunned: "Why?" He looked reluctant.

Zhang Jinwu: "Hey, with your mediocre kung fu, you can bully those who haven't learned martial arts, but if you meet someone who has learned martial arts, you won't be able to beat him, so hurry up."

Seeing how tough Zhang Jinwu was, Zhang Fen decisively admitted defeat. His kung fu was not that bad. After all, he was a boy and had been trained in martial arts since he was a child.

However, the kung fu that Zhang Fen learned was mainly for strengthening the body, and its lethality was not as strong as that of the Mad Dog Fist.

"Haha, you deserve it for making fun of me!" Zhang Ya mocked back.

Zhang Jinwu: "Okay, stop messing around, Xiao Li, and start practicing quickly." The two could only accept this fact helplessly.

Li Kailang nodded and began to teach the two of them the moves of the Mad Dog Fist.

Li Kailang pointed to the red dots on the wooden stake and explained in detail: "Look at the red dots on this human stake. These are the weak points of the human body."

"The essence of Mad Dog Fist is that every move targets these weaknesses."

"The purpose of Mad Dog Fist is to protect oneself, not to show off one's strength and win, so all the moves are lowbrow and will not be used to the extreme."

In order to help the two understand the characteristics of the Mad Dog Fist more intuitively, Li Kailang demonstrated several typical moves.

"If you can attack by surprise, use it. If you can use weapons, use them. If you can only protect yourself, use any method you can."

Li Kailang mainly explained the core ideas of the Mad Dog Fist to Zhang Ya in detail, so that she could clearly understand the purpose and principles of learning this set of boxing.

The Mad Dog Fist may seem "powerless and furious", but it is actually "deadly", yet it can avoid criminal law with every move.

"Come on, Xiaoya, give it a try." Li Kailang stepped aside and let Zhang Ya come forward to practice.

Zhang Ya took a deep breath and began to attack the wooden stake according to Li Kailang's instructions.

Eye-poking, crotch kicking, throat locking, sneak attack on the back of the head, pants-pulling and wooden stakes without pants.

"Okay, you fought well. Hit faster, harder, and look more vicious. Don't show mercy."

Out of respect, Zhang Ya did not scream the entire time, and Zhang Jinwu did not force her.

After all, they are girls and they care more about their reputation, so Zhang Jinwu couldn't help but spoil and favor them.

When Zhang Ya was out of breath after practicing, it was Zhang Fen's turn.

Li Kailang shouted, "Brother Zhang, shout it out. Don't be shy. You have to shout it out to show your power. You are not Xiaoya."

"You little bastard, shout!" Zhang Jinwu shouted.

"Aha!"

"drink!"

"Brother Zhang, don't yell so pretentiously. Yell a little weirder and louder. Yell the way a dog barks!"

"Wang Wang!"

Under Li Kailang's urging, Zhang Fen finally plucked up the courage to howl loudly, and even gradually let go of himself, shouting louder and louder.

The noise of the two people practicing martial arts attracted the attention of several families in the yard, making Zhang Fen and Zhang Ya even more ashamed.

"What's wrong with Zhang Fen and Zhang Ya? Why are they barking like dogs? Maybe they were bitten by a dog." A neighbor said cautiously.

"Don't talk nonsense, aren't you cursing me? It looks like you're practicing martial arts, but why do you need to bark like a dog? How weird!"

"I was accused of barking at a dog. Look at my kung fu. I beat him like a psychopath. Even if I didn't get bit by the dog, it would have been almost the same."

The neighbors were very puzzled by the two people's strange behavior, but Zhang Jinwu and Han Xiaohui didn't care, and they had no right to care.

Just watching quietly from the side.

Li Kailang shouted, "Don't worry about them, practice yours."

"Ouch!"

"Wang Wang!"

In order to make Zhang Fen shout louder, Li Kailang shouted along with Zhang Fen. With Li Kailang's help, Zhang Fen also hardened his heart and shouted loudly.

When it was Zhang Ya's turn again, she was able to shout and scream without any worries. It was obvious that she felt that she had lost all her face and this little bit didn't matter.

Li Kailang was surprised at Zhang Ya's transformation. Zhang Ya was the apple of Zhang Jinwu's eye, otherwise he would not have asked her to stop shouting at the beginning.

Zhang Jinwu felt very pleased to see his daughter take such a brave step.

There won’t be much hindrance in practicing the Mad Dog Fist next.

(End of this chapter)