Chapter 321 Blind Date with Silly Pillar
Chapter 321 Blind Date with Silly Pillar
After 2 hours, the training ended.
"Okay, that's all for today. Remember to stretch your body."
"Huh~" Zhang Ya suddenly lost her temper and sat down on the steps, beating her arms and thighs.
After all, it was the first time I practiced, and my body had not adapted to the sudden amount of exercise. In addition, the attack frequency of the Mad Dog Fist was relatively high, and it required shouting, which was very exhausting.
Once you get used to it, the practice time won’t be too long, after all, the consumption is there.
Li Kailang warned: "Read the secret book carefully. It will help you practice the Crazy Dog Fist. Also read the criminal law book carefully."
"I understand." Zhang Ya responded weakly.
Seeing this, Li Kailang stopped talking nonsense, said hello to his master and his mistress, and returned to the yard.
"Xu Damao, get out."
"Li Kailang, I have something to do outside. Do you want to have a couple of drinks tonight?"
"Okay."
"Okay, I'll come to see you in the evening, and you have to make something delicious."
"Don't worry, it will be fine."
After chatting for a while, Xu Damao got on his bike and left.
Li Kailang looked at Xu Damao's departing back and was surprised to see that he was riding the bike very skillfully.
"It's really strange. After being kicked there, he recovered so quickly and is full of energy now."
Li Kailang's words were not without purpose. He looked at Sha Zhu who was walking towards him with a slight limp from a distance.
Even Sha Zhu had not fully recovered, but Xu Damao's injury was more serious than Sha Zhu's, but he recovered faster than Sha Zhu.
"I don't know if it's because of the recovery ability from being beaten by Sha Zhu that he's so tough. He's still okay." Li Kailang murmured.
Shaking his head, Li Kailang walked into the yard.
Sha Zhu was holding a basket with vegetables and fish in it. It was obvious that there was something important, otherwise he would not have prepared so many things.
When Sha Zhu returned home, he started preparing to cook.
Soon, one meat dish, two vegetable dishes and a soup were prepared, and the aroma filled the yard.
At this time, Yi Zhonghai and an aunt came to Sha Zhu's house following the smell. Looking at the prepared food, they couldn't help but nodded.
"Silly Zhu, the food is ready so quickly, so hurry up and clean it up. It will be nice to see if you clean it up neatly. The girl will be here soon."
Sha Zhu: "I know, Auntie, I'll go change my clothes now."
Yi Zhonghai warned: "Shazhu, when the girl comes over, you must talk to her properly and don't make any mistakes."
Sha Zhu patted his chest and assured: "I understand, Master Yi. This is my happy event, so I will not do anything stupid."
Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai nodded and said, "Okay, go change into clean clothes."
After saying that, he and the aunt left Sha Zhu's house and asked Sha Zhu to change his clothes.
"Old Yi, do you think this girl will be interested in Sha Zhu?" an old lady asked worriedly.
"Who knows? Let's hope. I hope it's easy to find matchmaker Wang." Yi Zhonghai was not sure.
This time, Yi Zhonghai went to find matchmaker Wang to find a blind date completely according to Sha Zhu's requirements.
A city hukou, educated, beautiful and virtuous, able to take care of the family, with a big butt and good at giving birth, basically a partner based on Qin Huairu's template,
At the same time, everything going on in Sha Zhu's family was being watched by Jia Zhang.
"Hmm~" Jia Zhang couldn't help swallowing her saliva and sniffing the fragrance floating in the air, which was the smell of fish.
"It's not a festival, why did Sha Zhu prepare such a sumptuous feast? There must be something good going on. Even Yi Zhonghai came to talk to Sha Zhu about it."
Jia Zhang muttered to herself, touching her somewhat shriveled stomach. She hadn't had a proper meal in a long time, and her mouth was almost dry.
I usually eat simple meals, but when I suddenly smelled this fragrance, I couldn't help but drool.
"Qin Huairu, Qin Huairu!"
"Mom, what's wrong?" Qin Huairu hurried out of the house.
"Do you know what Shazhu has to do today?"
"Shazhu, I don't know, what happened to him?" Qin Huairu was puzzled. She hadn't heard anything about Shazhu in the yard.
Jia Zhang had a wicked smile on her face: "Didn't you see Sha Zhu coming back with a basket of vegetables? Smell it, the yard smells so good. Sha Zhu must be up to something."
"Since Shazhu has prepared the meal, go check it out later and see if you can bring some of Shazhu's dishes."
"This is not good. Besides, our family and Shazhu's family are in conflict."
Qin Huairu knew that this was an offensive thing. She actually coveted someone else's food, which would ruin their relationship.
"Just go if I tell you to go. Do you have to force me to slap you?" Jia Zhang pretended to raise her hand. It would definitely be difficult for others to get it, but it would be okay if Qin Huairu went.
Qin Huairu's eyes drifted towards the house, but Jia Dongxu had no reaction.
Seeing this, what else is there to not understand?
"I'll go, I'll go." In order to avoid being beaten, Qin Huairu agreed reluctantly, but to be honest, she also wanted to eat something good.
Smelling the fragrance in the air, Qin Huairu couldn't help swallowing.
Now is not the time to ask for it. If you go too early, you will be kicked out. If you go too late, the food will be eaten up. Find a suitable time.
Yi Zhonghai and an old lady were outside the courtyard gate, waiting for people to come.
"Hey, Lao Yi, people are coming." An old lady pointed at the matchmaker Wang who was waving in the distance, and the girl beside her.
Yi Zhonghai looked over immediately. Let’s not talk about Matchmaker Wang for now. The main thing was the girl, who looked quite pretty at first glance from a distance.
As the two approached, Matchmaker Wang said, "Old Yi, this is the blind date. Take a look. Does it meet your requirements?"
Yi Zhonghai looked at the girl carefully. She wasn't that pretty, but she was pretty.
The main thing is that this girl is so fat, she looks about 160cm tall.
Both are 160cm, whether it is height or weight, those who understand will understand.
Yi Zhonghai smiled. Judging from the appearance, it was not suitable, but with the girl in front of him, it was not easy to say it directly.
"Matchmaker Wang, come over here."
Yi Zhonghai and Matchmaker Wang came over and said, "Matchmaker Wang, is this the girl you found for Sha Zhu to date?"
Matchmaker Wang: "Yes, how is it? Whether it is suitable or not, I have found it according to what you said, and it took me a long time to find it."
Yi Zhonghai turned his head to look at the girl who was talking to an old lady and forced a smile, "Are you kidding me? How can you find it by asking for it?"
This made matchmaker Wang unhappy, "Hey, Yi Zhonghai, how can you say that? I just found it according to your instructions."
"Where did you find it that you didn't find as you requested? Tell me!"
Yi Zhonghai said directly: "Beautiful, how is this girl beautiful?"
Matchmaker Wang retorted: "Hey, Yi Zhonghai, what are you saying? Isn't this girl pretty? Look carefully. She has a round, plump face and is fair and clean. Isn't she pretty?"
Yi Zhonghai took a closer look and found that her face was indeed very fair and clean, at least there were no bumps or acne marks on her face.
"She's not thin, and she's so fat, it's not appropriate."
Matchmaker Wang retorted: "You didn't say you wanted a thin one. Didn't you say you wanted a big butt for childbearing?"
"Look at that girl, isn't her butt big? You can tell she's good at giving birth."
This made Yi Zhonghai speechless for a moment, unable to refute. When a person gets fat, won't the butt naturally become bigger? But a big butt doesn't mean it's easy to have children.
After careful consideration, it was indeed found according to Yi Zhonghai's requirements, but he did not make it clear.
But compared with Qin Huairu, this girl is far inferior.
Matchmaker Wang saw that Yi Zhonghai had nothing to say, "Okay, everyone is here, hurry up and go on the blind date, don't waste time."
"Xiao Shen, let's go in." Matchmaker Wang took Shen Mei into the yard with a guilty conscience.
"Old Yi, what do you think we should do?" an older lady asked worriedly. She had just had a brief chat with Shen Mei and the situation was not optimistic.
"Alas." Yi Zhonghai couldn't help but sigh, "Let's take it one step at a time and see if Shazhu likes it."
Having said that, he walked into the yard.
The two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, who were guarding the gate, watched the fat girl enter the yard with gossipy curiosity in their eyes.
The two looked at each other and said, "Let's go and take a look." They followed Yi Zhonghai.
The people in the front and middle yards watched Wang the matchmaker lead the fat girl in. They were all curious and followed after looking at each other. Sha Zhu had almost finished packing and changed into a new set of clothes, which made him look very tall and energetic.
"Sha Zhu! Your partner is here!" Matchmaker Wang shouted and led Shen Mei into Sha Zhu's house.
Hearing the voice, Sha Zhu was immediately overjoyed. He tidied his clothes again and was about to go out to greet them.
Matchmaker Wang then brought Shen Mei into the house.
Sha Zhu looked at the fat girl, ignoring her, and turned to Matchmaker Wang: "Matchmaker Wang, you came at the perfect time. I just finished cooking."
Matchmaker Wang looked at the sumptuous dishes on the table and couldn't help but salivate.
Matchmaker Wang glanced at him and said, "Silly Zhu, I didn't see you being so active before, but today I brought my blind date here and even prepared food."
"Hehe." Sha Zhu touched his head embarrassedly, "Matchmaker Wang, what you said was in the past, and now is now."
Sha Zhu and Matchmaker Wang were chatting, and Yi Zhonghai and an old lady followed closely behind them and were about to come in.
An old lady grabbed Yi Zhonghai's hand and said, "Old Yi, let's not go in, so as not to disturb the two of them from talking freely."
Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai nodded and said, "That's true. Let the two little guys chat by themselves. We'll just watch from outside the door."
Yi Zhonghai obviously didn't want to go in, but since an old lady suggested it, he naturally wouldn't refuse.
From the moment he started talking to Matchmaker Wang, Yi Zhonghai knew that today's blind date would not be successful because Shen Mei did not meet Sha Zhu's aesthetic standards at all.
Sha Zhu suddenly asked, "Matchmaker Wang, why hasn't the blind date come yet?"
"Isn't that where the people are?"
"Where is it? Why can't I see her?" Sha Zhu looked behind Matchmaker Wang, but there was no one there.
"It's right in front of you!" Matchmaker Wang pointed at Shen Mei.
"She?" Sha Zhu pointed at Shen Mei with an expression of disbelief.
"Yes!" Matchmaker Wang nodded heavily, feeling guilty and not daring to look into Sha Zhu's eyes.
"Matchmaker Wang, are you kidding me? Her?" Sha Zhu pointed at Shen Mei.
Sha Zhu's behavior really angered Shen Mei. "Sha Zhu, what do you mean by this? Could it be that I am not worthy of you?"
Sha Zhu looked Shen Mei up and down and nodded, "I just don't deserve you. Look at how fat you are. You're fatter than me. How can I be interested in you?"
After saying that, he looked at Matchmaker Wang and said, "Matchmaker Wang, you didn't look for her seriously and just randomly gave her one to me. This is not what I want."
"Silly Zhu, stop talking nonsense. I found everything for you according to Yi Zhonghai's requirements. What do you think is not going according to your wishes?" Matchmaker Wang retorted.
But his eyes couldn't help but glance to the side, his nose couldn't help but twitch slightly, and his hands moved up and down.
Before Sha Zhu could say anything, Matchmaker Wang grabbed Shen Mei's hand and said loudly, "Sha Zhu, don't you want a city hukou and education? Shen Mei has both, and she only graduated from junior high school."
Just as Sha Zhu was about to interrupt, Matchmaker Wang said, "Look at Shen Mei, she's plump and white, so pretty, and she has a nice personality. Isn't she virtuous?"
"You said you want to take care of your family. A big butt is good for giving birth. Shen Mei is also good at taking care of her family."
Matchmaker Wang's words left Sha Zhu speechless. It sounded like this and it met his requirements, but he always felt that something was missing.
Matchmaker Wang looked at Sha Zhu with nothing to say and breathed a sigh of relief.
Shen Mei is not as good as she said, her appearance has been slightly embellished.
They say they are family-oriented, but in fact they are just lazy and gluttonous. Isn't it family-oriented not to go out? They stay at home all day.
Beautiful. Shen Mei is a little fatter now, but she was beautiful when she was thin before. Shazhu didn’t say that she is beautiful now.
As for the idea that a big butt means good fertility, you’re so fat, how can your butt be bad? How can it be difficult to have fertility?
Wouldn't such a conversion be a perfect match for Shazhu's requirements?
"Silly Zhu, tell me why I am not worthy of you, just tell me!" Shen Mei asked loudly.
She was such a loving and pampered little girl at home, but she was actually treated unfairly by Sha Zhu.
"Ah~" Suddenly, Shen Mei burst into tears.
"Oh, my Mei, please don't cry!" Matchmaker Wang hurriedly comforted Shen Mei and glared at Sha Zhu.
"No, don't cry!" Sha Zhu couldn't stand girls crying. He couldn't handle it once they started crying.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? Why are you crying?" Everyone in the yard gathered outside Sha Zhu's house to watch the fun, stretching their heads to see.
But Yi Zhonghai was outside the door, so how could he let everyone go as they wished? Yi Zhonghai immediately closed the door.
Then he looked at the old lady and thought, what should he do? Sha Zhu’s first blind date ended in failure.
The first time they helped Sha Zhu find a blind date, they actually messed it up.
"This matchmaker Wang is really something. She actually found a fat girl. Wasn't she doing this on purpose?" an aunt complained.
"Alright, alright, go in and take a look, and help Sha Zhu deal with it."
Hearing this, an old lady came into the room and looked at Shen Mei who was crying non-stop, and she also felt a headache.
Looking at Sha Zhu who was at a loss, she was the only one left to handle it.
"Little girl, I'm really sorry, it's all Shazhu's fault"
After the lady apologized repeatedly, Shen Mei finally stopped crying.
"Hmph!" Shen Mei snorted coldly at Sha Zhu, her eyes casually glancing at the food on the table, salivating but unable to eat.
After eating simple meals for several days, Shen Mei still felt hungry. She thought to herself, "What a fool! Can't he wait until he finishes eating?"
"Silly Zhu, just wait for me, I will tell my dad."
After saying that, Shen Mei rushed out.
"Humph!" Matchmaker Wang glanced at Sha Zhu and immediately caught up with Shen Mei, "Hey, Xiao Mei, wait for me."
Matchmaker Wang was also feeling very uneasy. How could she not understand what kind of partner Sha Zhu wanted? She just deliberately brought Shen Mei here.
All of this stems from Shen Mei. Which family can bear such a fat physique? Not even the Shen family can stand it.
Shen Mei's father wanted to marry his daughter off quickly, so he gave Wang the matchmaker a large sum of money.
In order to get Shen Mei married, matchmaker Wang looked for someone in her notebook. Coincidentally, Sha Zhu was also looking for a partner, so she introduced him to him.
Sha Zhu is a cook, so he doesn't have to worry about food and can afford to keep him. If he likes her, that's great. If he doesn't, that doesn't matter.
For women like Shen Mei who are difficult to introduce, Matchmaker Wang receives an introduction fee for each introduction.
It’s just that she has not been able to introduce anyone to someone, which has damaged her reputation as a matchmaker.
"Silly Zhu, you are such a fool. How could you make someone cry?" An old lady couldn't help but blame him.
Sha Zhu was also feeling very aggrieved. He clearly did nothing wrong, but people just looked down on him.
"Alright, alright, everyone has left, let's go," Yi Zhonghai said to drive them away.
Everyone left, but Jia Zhang's eyes suddenly lit up, "Qin Huairu, Qin Huairu."
"Hey, Mom, what's going on?"
"Hurry up, go get the fish that Shazhu cooked before he eats."
"Ah, this is not good."
"What's wrong with that? If you go too late you won't be able to eat. Hurry up and don't force me to slap you!"
"I understand." Qin Huairu went to Sha Zhu's house helplessly. She thought of going there later, but she didn't expect Jia Zhang to be so anxious.
I hurried in and saw Shazhu sitting on the chair, but the aunt was gone.
"Shazhu, are you okay?"
"Sister Qin, I'm fine."
"What's wrong? What happened just now?" Qin Huairu asked with concern.
"It's okay, I just don't like that person."
Sha Zhu explained to Qin Huairu without remembering that the relationship between the two families had already broken down.
Qin Huairu listened quietly to Sha Zhu's confession, and occasionally agreed with and agreed with Sha Zhu's words.
In comparison between the two, Qin Huairu's better is obvious.
After listening for a long time, Qin Huairu successfully took the fish away, and Sha Zhu happily sent her away.
(End of this chapter)