Chapter 321 AUV, it’s just so authentic!
Chapter 321 AUV, it’s just so authentic!
“Wednesday is actually the most pretentious day. It doesn’t behave as disgusting as Monday and Tuesday. But it doesn’t make people feel relaxed like Thursday, nor does it make people feel happy like Friday.
I want to curse but I can't find the right words. It's really frustrating. This is a mistress. Disgusting!"
"It really is."
"really."
“Is there a Wednesday TikTok account? I’ll go and scold it.”
"I have the payment code for Wednesday."
On Wednesday, in the corridor, several guys from Class 4 of Grade 1 were cyberbullying Wednesday.
The sky was dark and rainy.
However, the wind was not strong, and the rain did not pour into the corridor, so Lin Li and a few others were still leaning on the corridor handrails, staring at the rain dripping on the edge of the fence.
I checked the weather forecast and it's only going to rain for a while today. It won't rain on the weekend, so it won't affect our trip then.
"Lin Li, which one do you support?" Bai Bufan asked.
“I think the drop on the left is about to swallow up the small drops of water next to it and flow down.” Lin Li replied.
"I think that drop on the right, although your analysis makes sense, although the environment on the right is not good now, it is closer to the outside. As long as there is rain, it will be able to overtake immediately. Your vision is still too short-sighted."
"The rain can't blow in." Lin Li, who could control the wind, sneered.
Everyone chose the contestants they liked and cheered for them.
At school, as long as you're not studying, everything you watch is interesting.
There must be someone who has not stared at the water droplets on the windows and walls on a rainy day, hoping that the drop of water that he or she has placed high hopes on will be the first one to flow to the bottom, right?
However, before the result of the competition came out, Xue Jian came over first.
The next class is mathematics.
Because it was time for the get out of class to end, Xue Jian arrived early. He did not invite many people to enter the classroom. He just nailed a piece of paper on the class bulletin board with an I-nail and shouted to everyone in the class:
"The midterm exam results are out. If you want to see the rankings, you can check it out for yourself."
"The results are out? Let's go and take a look." After hearing this, Wang Ze and Lin Li turned around and walked into the classroom.
"Damn it, you guys just ignored the water drops when they were overtaken, right? You can't afford to play like that?" Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei cursed with a smile, then followed.
On the bulletin board, the boys were crowded together in the classic way, and the girls had no intention of coming up at all.
There's no rush to watch it, I'm just looking for an opportunity to squeeze in. This is the situation of Class 4 of Grade 1, there's no hope.
"Wang Ze, please, please move your butt a little to the east so that I can use more force~" It was impossible to use brute force in this situation, so Lin Li did not squeeze in. He took the opportunity to pat Wang Ze's butt and said.
"Okay, please take it easy. Don't use too much strength. Use some skill~" Wang Ze nodded when he heard it, but he stuck his butt towards Lin Li, and his tone was assimilated.
"Well, hold it up, our treasure is here to serve you. Aim, let's go!"
"Auv! Don't tell me, it's really like that. Nine times it's shallow, showing the situation, and one time it's deep, showing the truth~"
"How can that be wrong? I just follow your style. Don't bother me because I have nothing to do but put my heart into it. Your back is really impressive! It's worth it!"
"Okay, at the end, be careful not to cum inside, don't mess it up, put it in our mouths, I'll give it a sip~"
"Hey, good, you know how to eat! You're really an expert!"
The bulletin board is no longer crowded.
Not at all crowded.
I! love!
Except for Lin Li and Wang Ze, all the boys automatically moved one meter away when these outrageous words began to strengthen their ears, and the corners of their eyes, mouths, temples and other facial areas began to twitch uncontrollably.
——"Something got into my ear!! Why is my ear bleeding!!"
——"Danzo, why don't you collect my eyes too!"
——"Fuck, when Lin Li and Wang Ze meet, it's like they meet a perfect match. This kind of bullshit can only come out of their mouths."
——"I don't dare to die now. I'm afraid that the revolving lantern will make me listen to it again before I die."
"Fuck!" Wang Ze, who was still making love with Lin Liwen, suddenly stopped talking and said in shock the next moment.
"What? I haven't come out yet." Lin Li was surprised.
"No, Lin Li, you are the first in the grade? Ah? Ah?" Wang Ze widened his eyes, turned his head to look at Lin Li, grabbed his collar, three in a row.
"What? What's his ranking in the midterm exam? You must be kidding! This old guy is at most the oldest!"
The guys who had been keeping a safe distance from Nantong rushed forward again after hearing this. They were not in a hurry to check their rank first. They followed Wang Ze's finger and found the row where Lin Li was.
I saw the number "1" in "grade ranking".
"Fuck!" Now everyone else followed Wang Ze and said fuck.
Lin Li just blinked and smiled contemptuously.
It wasn't that peaceful.
Lin Li already knew in advance that he could enter the top ten - when Xue Jian posted the notice, the system sent a notification that the task was completed.
That means it's a sure bet in the top ten.
He even squeezed over to watch, just to see who won between him and Chen Yuying.
Now, if he is the top student in the grade, then the answer is beyond doubt.
Lin Li was not surprised that he was in the top ten in his grade. His amazing perseverance and sweat were not unnoticed, although he did have some help from external plug-ins.
But I was still a little surprised that I won the top spot in my grade.
How lonely it is to be invincible.
But afterwards, Lin Li felt a little regretful.
I should have deducted more points, controlled my scores a little, and not taken first place.
If you don't leave room for yourself to improve, isn't that the same as not leaving room for the system to complete tasks?
If I get second place this time, the system will most likely give me a task to get first place in the next monthly exam.
I was too unwilling to make progress. It was like an upgrade article that reached the maximum level all of a sudden, and I couldn't write any more. After rounding it off, I lost 100 million.
Forget it, it’s okay. Lin Li adjusted his mentality very quickly and just took the exam.
Maybe the system will give you some different tasks next time.
Lin Li took a look at Chen Yuying's grades, which were quite stable, similar to the last time. She had improved by one place and was now fifth in the grade and second in the class.
Lin Li pulled Wang Ze's hand away, patted his collar in disdain, pushed aside the strangers, walked to the steps of the podium, and looked down at everyone from above:
"From now on, I want the sky to no longer cover my eyes, the earth to no longer bury my heart, all sentient beings to understand my intentions, and all Buddhas to vanish into thin air!"
"Teacher, please stand up for a moment, thank you."
"Squad leader, please stand up for a moment, thank you."
"Bufan, Baowei, you useless guys sit down where you are."
"OK, that's it. Everyone follow my lead. I'm not targeting anyone. I'm saying that everyone here is garbage!" Lin Li's map cannon was fired very rigorously.
"Teacher, I report that Lin Li went to the teaching building to steal the test papers last week. The results are inflated." Bai Bufan raised his hand to report Xue Jian.
"We need to check Lin Li's academic qualifications to verify their authenticity." Wang Ze nodded.
"That's very juicy. I want to eat it." Zhou Baowei swallowed his saliva and offered his greedy words.
However, Xue Jian just pretended not to hear.
Too lazy to reply.
This is what it’s like to have no human rights. Giving up on sowing discord, Bai Bufan and Zhou Bao looked at their rankings for the others. There was still some time before class, so they returned to the corridor to chat.
"Damn it! Lin Li improved by 400 places in two months and became the first in the grade all of a sudden. This bastard must be cheating." Bai Bufan cursed. "I suspect Lin Li is the hero of a novel, and he has a system that helps him to counterattack."
"Really." Zhou Baowei nodded, "But it could also be a reincarnation. He knows the answer."
"Rebirth is impossible," Bai Bufan looked at the class with disdain, pointed at Lin Li and frowned at the others, saying, "If he is still like this after rebirth, then Lin Li was reborn in vain."
——At this time, Lin Li was still posing proudly and shouting wildly in the class.
"That's right." Zhou Baowei was convinced. He was too naive. "It should be the system."
"Then the author must be an idiot for not choosing me as the protagonist?" Bai Bufan attacked Tiandao.
"On the contrary, I think the author is very smart, great and amazing." Wang Ze shook his head, noticing Bai Bufan's contemptuous and disgusted gaze, he lowered his voice and explained:
"There are all kinds of lickers. If I lick them now, the position of the protagonist might be given to me."
"That's not true, how can you change the protagonist temporarily? That would be a sure failure, so there is no point in you licking him now." Bai Bufan denied.
"Hiss - that makes sense." Wang Ze was convinced, and nodded: "Then the author is still an idiot."
"Yes, the author should be called an idiot." Bai Bufan was very pleased after convincing his comrades.
“No,” Wang Ze shook his head again, but the direction of his rebuttal was different: “Bufan, it feels like there is no author. If there is an author, why can we still scold him?
If there really was one, shouldn't he be furious and send a huge truck to blow us away?"
"Who knows, maybe it's an M, or maybe they're just using our conversation to pad the word count."
"Maybe he thought he was so humorous and clever in breaking the fourth wall, so he waited for comments after posting to see readers praising him, but after refreshing for a long time, there was not a single comment. Finally, after half an hour, he saw the message "1", and excitedly clicked on it, but only saw comments like "What a stupid plot!" Then he was too discouraged to scold the readers, so he could only lie in bed alone, hehe."
Every word Bai Bufan said is precious.
"Oh, it makes sense again." Wang Ze felt relieved.
Within the class.
Lin Li had good hearing and heard all these conversations, but he didn't join in the complaints or show off—not because he didn't want to, but because Xue Jian stopped him.
"Lin Li, Yuying, do you two want to change your mottos for the two on the list? If not, I will keep using the same ones from last time." Xue Jian asked about this after he mentioned the candidates for the honor roll this time.
"Teacher, I want to change." Lin Li's motto last time was "Bai Bufan is right", so of course he had to change it.
"What do you want to change it to?" Xue Jian glanced at him.
"For the first place in the grade, I will write 'I am the first in the grade, I will burn everyone's butt with cigarette butts', and for the progress list, I will write 'Boys are thick-skinned, so I will burn them twice'." Lin Li had already prepared a draft.
Xue Jian: “…”
Taking a deep breath, Xue Jian closed his eyes and never opened them again, but patted Lin Li's shoulder accurately with his hand:
"Even if you have good grades, you can't burn other people's butts with cigarette butts. Reject it and change it to something normal, like a human."
"What? Can't it be hot?" Lin Li was shocked and pointed at Chen Yuying and protested:
"Then teacher, I report that the monitor burns my butt with cigarette butts in the toilet every day. She told me that if my grades are good, I can burn them at will. Our Nansang Middle School is a school that values merit above all else. My grades are bad, so I have to endure it!"
Chen Yuying: “?”
Xue Jian didn't even raise his eyelids when he heard this: "How many times?"
"Ok!"
"So, do you have the cigarette money?"
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
“No, no A.” Lin Li replied stiffly.
"Then I'll give you the money for the cigarettes, and say thank you." Xue Jian refused to open his eyes, as if he really didn't want to look at Lin Li. He just gave a fair and just judgment, as if he was possessed by Captain Qinglong. The class laughed.
Lin Li handed the breakfast money he had collected in the morning to Chen Yuying, and Chen Yuying actually took it!
You really got it, baby.
"You'll return it to me later, right?" Lin Li asked in a low voice.
"No."
"Half, half is enough."
"Not even a cent for my cigarette money."
"Squad leader, don't let me catch you smoking next time, otherwise, your ass will be in trouble." Lin Li could only speak harshly.
The only response was a "cut", and the threat was ineffective.
Lin Li sighed.
The awesome Bai Bufan and Wang Ze, I am the male protagonist of the novel, also created by Yu Hua.
At this moment, Lin Li wanted to let out a classic roar from Yu Hua:
"God!"
"Hang yourself!"
"Fuck me!"
——Yu Hua, "Crying in the Rain"
……
In the evening, Lin Li returned home.
Hang the wet raincoat directly on the hook on the wall at the door - although the old community is not safe, it is also safe and neighbors will not take it away.
"Wu Min: No. 1 in the grade? You?"
When I took out my cell phone, I saw the message Wu Min sent me at around seven o'clock in the evening.
It should be that Xue Jian sent the report card to the parents’ group, and then Wu Min went to see it when she got off work.
"Lin Li: I stole the test paper before the exam."
"Wu Min: Oh, then Mom is relieved."
"Wu Min: "Transfer 500", keep up the good work, continue stealing next time, and maintain your ranking."
Lin Li nodded with relief. They actually supported it. He had found the source of his moral corruption and lack of quality.
Since ancient times, bad mothers have always been kind to their children.
The stool didn't send me a message today.
But I communicated with him yesterday and the day before yesterday, and he is now trying to help me contact some real gangsters and spies from other schools.
Because he said that now, the school is indeed more peaceful, and their school has been visited by the Demon Suppression Bureau and the community. Even the most lawless group has become relatively restrained.
As for daily minor misdeeds, of course they do exist, but Lin Li still has to go to school, so there is no way or point in caring about them.
It’s okay, Ai Xin will wait.
After entering the house, Lin Li materialized a mirror.
This is the magic weapon I just got today.
[You have received rewards: Physical improvement: comprehension increased by 20%; spiritual awareness increased by 100%; random magic weapon * 1. ]
This is the mission reward.
[You have obtained the magic weapon: Tianji Mirror]
[Heavenly Secret Mirror: After refining, you can peek into the secrets of heaven through it. 】
The introduction is very short. The actual object is a handheld mirror with a simple shape and complex patterns. The back is engraved with ancient seal characters "Those who observe impermanence, impermanence observes them", which looks very classy.
The mirror surface is copper in color, but it is not a bronze mirror. In fact, the so-called mirror part does not reflect light and cannot be used as a mirror at all.
After returning home, Lin Li began to refine.
Grab it and refine it instantly!
The superficial refining for the purpose of establishing a connection was not difficult, and soon, Lin Li also established a connection with the "Heavenly Mirror".
Like other magic weapons, after the process of recognizing the master was over, more detailed information flooded into the mind.
The way to use it is to absorb spiritual energy. When it absorbs to a certain level, the mirror will reveal some secrets or give some guidance.
Every time the secret is revealed, the mirror part will shatter by itself, but it will repair itself like the "Duck Blood Bottle" and cannot be used during the repair period.
And when it is in complete condition, you can gain a bit of luck and a little bit of heaven's blessing by carrying it with you.
Deepening the degree of refining can reduce the amount of spiritual energy required for each revelation, the time it takes to be unusable after the revelation, and can also increase the speed of spiritual energy absorption.
Lin Li materialized a low-grade spirit stone and placed it on the mirror. He could then feel the spirit stone's spiritual energy being drawn and absorbed by the mirror.
It does not require human assistance for absorption, which is a good thing.
The absorption speed was quite fast, and the spirit stone was empty in a few minutes, but the mirror did not react at all, which was obviously not enough.
Lin Li did not provide any more spirit stones. He would just let it go to the world of immortal cultivation to absorb them later.
After waiting for the takeaway to arrive and getting ready, Lin Li prepared to head to the world of immortal cultivation.
White light flashed.
The maximum stay was increased by another half hour, to a full seven hours.
"boom!!!"
As soon as the white light disappeared, Lin Li saw a purple lightning falling from the sky to the ground outside the mountain, making a loud bang!
Looking up, I saw that the sky, which was originally peaceful and bright, was now filled with purple arcs of lightning, flashing and moving continuously.
There is a sense of oppression as if purple clouds are pressing down on the city, threatening to destroy it.
I'm so scared by the rumbling thunder... Sorry to interrupt.
"Bastard!"
Taoist Shanqing's annoyed voice was heard, and then the spiritual energy of heaven and earth gathered together, gradually forming a huge creature.
- Wings of fleshy membrane like rags, a tail like a burnt crocodile's tail, thick enough to be used as a roof beam, a body like the product of a cross between a toad and a rhinoceros, a back covered with bumps and oozing asphalt-like mucus, a head shrunk into the shoulders, a single eye the size of a red-hot coal ball, one hand that was almost degenerate, and the other hand holding a spiked lava hammer.
Lin Li's pupils trembled.
Eh?
Isn’t this mutant lizard the first BOSS in Dark Souls 1, the Undead Asylum Demon, the one with the big butt! ?
The moment the Undead Asylum demon appeared, he took the giant hammer in his hand and smashed it at Taoist Shanqing, but Taoist Shanqing just looked up and sneered.
The lightning gathered in his hands, and the dazzling lightning instantly poured into the body of the Undead Asylum Demon from all directions, not only freezing its movements, but gradually, cracks emitting purple light from the inside appeared on the Undead Asylum Demon's skin.
"boom!!"
As the purple light gradually became brighter, the demons in the Undead Asylum completely exploded with a tremendous force, and shattered into pieces of flesh.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
This is……
The next second, the broken pieces of flesh around it gathered together again and turned into the Undead Asylum Demon again, but this time, it began to kneel and kowtow to Taoist Shanqing.
But Taoist Shanqing stepped forward and stepped on its little head, crushing it into pieces, causing its spiritual energy to dissipate.
Not finished yet.
A human holding a sword and shield then appeared in front of Taoist Shanqing.
“Heh——” Taoist Shanqing sneered.
"Aren't you a warrior? Huh? Then you're panting like a dog after two cuts, and you're exhausted after two rolls? With your level of cultivation, why are you going to leave the dungeon! You'd better stay in the death cell!"
"You can kill that damn demon hammer with one blow, so what damage can you do to it?"
"You are such a useless thing!!"
Taoist Shanqing stretched out his hand and poked the head of the "immortal man", nodded and said something, questioning angrily with a look of disappointment.
"..."
Lin Li lowered his head and began to hold back his laughter.
I already understand what Taoist Shanqing is doing.
The Taoist's behavior is essentially equivalent to smashing the keyboard, throwing the mouse, punching through the screen, taking a shower, or even stealing Zoe's blue buff after being pushed to red temperature in the game - an act of venting anger.
It's just that in reality, people can only vent their anger in this indirect way, but Shanqing Taoist can create the characters or monsters in the game and destroy them "personally".
This is obviously more satisfying.
Lin Li was a little curious.
Are the characters created in this way realistic?
If it were true, Lin Li had a bold idea...
Forget it, let’s put this dirty thought aside for now.
I'll consider it again when I can do it myself.
It’s only been half an hour since I left, and Taoist Shanqing actually found the demon in the Undead Asylum. He actually has a talent for finding his way - I guess.
With a sigh, Taoist Shanqing slapped the undead's head to pieces, then let out a long sigh, sat back in his computer chair, and stared at the bonfire at the resurrection point in front of him.
A campfire is the warmest place in the world.
Seeing that Taoist Shanqing didn't look at me and didn't even notice that I was here, I was really angry.
Lin Li, who could be considered the culprit, stood still and spoke cautiously: "...Grandpa~"
The voice was like that of a child, trying to awaken the kindness of Taoist Shanqing.
"Lin Li? You're back?" Taoist Shanqing turned around, saw Lin Li, and instantly came in front of Lin Li. Then he smiled as if relieved, stretched out his hand to suck the computer over, pointed at the screen and asked:
"Come on, Lin Li, tell grandpa, is this Dark Souls really a casual and relaxing game like Angry Birds?
Why do I feel like the only thing this game has to do with Angry Birds is anger?"
Good thing the old man didn’t do that to me.
Lin Li laughed awkwardly twice, not daring to look at him: "Grandpa, maybe I am a little bit unrelaxed..."
“You kid, okay, okay, you kid—” Taoist Shanqing smiled kindly.
Lin Li held up the takeaway:
"Grandpa, today we also have brand new food that we haven't brought before."
"Since things have come to this, why don't we eat first."
(End of this chapter)