Chapter 320: After all these years, your mouth still won’t work hard?

Chapter 320: After all these years, your mouth still won’t work hard?

Chapter 320: After all these years, your mouth still won’t work hard?
"What did the teacher ask you to do?" When Lin Li returned to the classroom, before he even reached his seat, Bai Bufan couldn't help but ask.

"Yes." Lin Li nodded:

"We men were having a silver party together, and the squad leader called her over to keep watch at the door. She didn't participate."

Bai Bufan pointed at Lin Li speechlessly and teasingly.

Before telling a pornographic joke, Chen Yuying must be specifically mentioned. This is the detail that is mentioned.

He really is crying so hard.

"So are you one or zero?" Bai Bufan continued to ask.

Lin Li: “θ.”

"What is 'xita'? A new word?" Bai Bufan was stunned by the new answer, not understanding it.

“How can a multiplayer silver party distinguish between one and zero? There were people in front of me and behind me, so I was both one and zero. So after combining them, I became θ.” Lin Li explained.

Bai Bufan: “…”

Lin Li is a genius.

"Awesome." Bai Bufan put his fist to his forehead, lowered his head and tried not to laugh out loud, then shook his head and sighed: "I am a human centipede, you Nantong people really make me sick."

"Then why don't you just suck it so deeply next time?" Lin Li shrugged.

"Bufan, why do you always blame others? Can you look for your own problems? Have you worked hard over the years? Have you improved your oral skills? Is 79 centimeters very long? Can't you swallow this?"

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)!?"

"Wow! That's not what I meant! I'm not disgusted in the physical sense! I'm disgusted in the psychological sense!!"

By the time he realized what words had entered his ears, it was already too late, Bai Bufan retorted.

Besides, seventy-nine centimeters, even your fucking cartoon cow isn’t that long!
"Oh my god, how did you put these words together?"

"So what you mean is that your body is not disgusting, which means you are just a bitch. You are also a little female ghost, right? You met an uncle and you were just a bitch~~ But when the uncle came in, you were still a bitch~~"

Lin Li taunted.

"Who taught you to understand it this way? You are such a lowly person." Bai Bufan scolded with a smile, and then elbowed Lin Li: "Okay, let's stop talking about it. I'll leave some Nantong jokes for Wang Ze to play. Tell me, what did the old man say to you?"

"Nothing, just asking if we want to participate in a math competition that doesn't involve a lot of competition. If you want to participate, I can talk to Xue Jian for you. It's free anyway. As long as you really want to go, Xue Jian will definitely agree."

There was nothing to hide, so Lin Li simply explained it.

"Boring." Bai Bufan shuddered when he heard that, his eyes instantly calmed down, he shook his head, looked up at the sky with deep eyes, and continued to observe the night sky.

Well, it's still night.

But Lin Li frowned.

"No? Bai Bufan, if you are fucking boring, then you are boring. Why are you shivering all over? Is it the potion?" Thinking back to the scene just now, Lin Li couldn't bear it anymore and asked with a frown.

"Oh, you mean this, it's a conditioned reflex. Haven't you heard of Pavlov's experiment on dogs? Because before, every time I shivered at night, I would feel bored, so now I shiver when I feel bored.

You don't even understand this, you are such a country bumpkin, I think you are the lesser mortal." Bai Bufan had his own reasons, he looked down upon Lin Li's ignorance.

Lin Li blinked when he heard that and handed Bai Bufan a piece of paper.

Bai Bufan understood, took it and wiped his belly through his clothes, and said thank you.

Is wiping the belly the priority? It seems that Bufan usually lies down when he goes to the Taoist temple, so he is a lazy Taoist priest.

But Lin Li approved of this action: "It makes sense."

"I thought it was something else, but it turned out to be an activity for you smart people, boring." Putting the paper into the drawer, Bai Bufan shook his head and then couldn't help but sigh:
"Lin Li, you said, the Olympics have the Paralympics, so why can't there be a competition for the mentally handicapped? Isn't this unfair?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Li just sneered and said nothing, looking at Bai Bufan as if he were a moron.

Facing this look, Bai Bufan got angry. He narrowed his eyes and asked:

"Lin Li, let me ask you, is a weak acid an acid?"

"Eh? Wait a minute—"

"Don't talk nonsense. What are you waiting for? I'm asking you, is weak acid an acid? Answer yes or no!" Bai Bufan interrupted Lin Li and questioned.

"Fuck, yes." Lin Li, who had excellent grades in chemistry, already knew how Bai Bufan was going to ask, so he covered his face and admitted it with a smile.

“Is a weak base a base?”

"Yes."

"Then answer me now, is mentally retarded or not? Look in my ass! Answer me!"

"Yes!"

"Then why can't we hold a competition for the mentally retarded? Right now, apologize to all the mentally retarded people!" Bai Bufan's words became more and more passionate, and the students in the front row turned around to look at him several times.

But I've gotten used to the two chattering in the back row, and they'll eavesdrop when they have nothing to do.

Just treat it as listening to crosstalk.

Lin Li was convinced. He twisted the corner of his clothes with his fingers, and his knuckles turned white from the force. He felt that if he didn't do something, he would be overwhelmed by self-blame, guilt, and regret, so he stood up immediately.

Walking to Zhou Baowei's side, Lin Li bowed deeply and burst into tears: "I'm sorry, Baowei!"

Bai Bufan was so moved when he saw this scene that he stood up and stood shoulder to shoulder with Lin Li: "I'm sorry for you too, Baowei!"

Zhou Baowei: “?”

With a laugh, Zhou Baowei stretched his hand to his nostrils and said, "You two idiots, I really have to secretly smear my boogers on the top of your drawers. Wait, one day you will suddenly touch a dried raisin, that will be my gift to you."

"Hey my god, Zhou Bao, why are you so mean to me?"

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry this time, brother."

……

night.

Lin Li rode his bike to Laoyou Road again.

The purpose is not to fish, and it is impossible to fish in Xiling now.

Although Mission 3 was blocked halfway due to the renovation of Laoyou Road, it didn't matter, because Uncle Yan could reach Laoyou Road but not beyond Xiling.

The mission requires that it be within the territory of Nansang, which does not mean that it can only be in Xiling. Xiling is already one of the towns with the best economy in Nansang, and public security and economy are also linked. So as long as I go fishing in other towns on weekend nights, I can still catch fish accurately.

But this would be rather troublesome, so it is only used as a backup measure before the task is completed.

The purpose of tonight is the same as last night, which is to expand social relationships - to get to know some social boys, social middlemen, and social fathers.

Xi Ling must be committing some non-romantic and evil deeds to fulfill her mission - gambling, provoking trouble, theft, fraud, pyramid schemes, all these common types of crimes may be happening, but she has no idea about them and no way to find out.

Judging from the experience gained from the mission to eliminate the Hehuan Sect, at times like this, I need someone who understands and guides me.

Lin Li has his own social connections, so he has no way of getting to know these people who are operating in the gray area, and these illegal behaviors are different from the common sense of human beings in the eyes of the male "Huang".

It is impossible for anyone to share proactively like Song Luping.

Therefore, Lin Li’s current plan is to take a roundabout approach and first get to know a few students from vocational high schools and technical schools.

They like to hang out and have fun, and they definitely know more about this than I do.

First get to know the social boy, and then use him to get to know the social neutron and the old man.

If you approach Neutron and Laozi rashly, something bad may happen.

Even if the boy has not made a name for himself and doesn't know what's happening outside school, he must know something about some of the bad things that happen in their school.

Lin Li believed that the 80s and violence on campus should also be considered crimes recognized by the system - after all, there was no law to protect minors in the world of immortal cultivation, and evil was evil.

Although it's still speculation, there's nothing to lose by giving it a try.

Moreover, after placing a few undercover agents in society, even if the mission is completed, being well-informed is definitely not a bad thing. If there is any situation or fun happening in these places in the future, you can go and take a look yourself.

Maybe it can also trigger some other system tasks.

Of course, although the plan has been set, there are still certain difficulties in its implementation.

After all, you can't look for undercover agents in a group. If you look for a group of people, who knows whether they treat others as their own people in their hearts? If one person is unwilling, then no one will be willing. You can only ask the people who are alone.

But late at night, there were very few people who were alone and looked like students wandering around here, which screened out a large number of people.

But Lin Li is very Buddhist.

Tonight I just plan to walk around a few schools here. If I can't find my target, then forget it. Last night, I didn't find a suitable target, so I just walked around and went home.

But perhaps people will not always be without gain. Tonight is different from last night. After walking for a few minutes, Lin Li saw a group of people laughing and parting at the intersection.

Some of the people inside were wearing school uniforms.

At this moment, two of them walked towards a different road each.

Coincidentally, there was someone walking towards him, and he looked quite smart, so Lin Li simply waited there.

When the other party got closer, Lin Li stepped forward, took out a few RMB bills, and said gently: "Brother, can we chat for a while? I have a favor that I hope you can help me with. It will be paid and long-term."

"Hmm? Me?" The other party heard the voice, turned his head and looked at Lin Li and responded.

"right--"

Then in the next second, before Lin Li could finish his words, his pupils dizzied and he ran back to the intersection.

Lin Li: "?"

What are you running for?
But the next second, Lin Li was a little surprised. Could it be that he was just lucky and that this guy was one of the guilty villains?
Thinking of this, Lin Li immediately quickened his pace and started chasing.

In terms of running speed, there are not many creatures in this world that can be faster than Lin Li.

The distance between the two was originally not far, so the other person was caught up in no time and thrown to the ground.

"Tell me—" Lin Li was about to ask him why he ran away.

But he only saw that the other party had already curled up with his head in his hands, his voice filled with fear: "Don't hit me with the post! Don't hit me with the post!" Lin Li: "(；゜○゜)?"

Bridge bean sack.

"Wait a minute, buddy, what you said is a bit confusing. Let me think about it." Lin Li stood up from the other person with a complicated expression:
"you know me?"

Although he didn't want to admit it, Lin Li believed that he was the only one in Xi Ling who would really use this thing to beat people.

No, it’s not me, it’s the Black Silk Man.

Sorry Black Silk Man, we have made a just cut.

"I have no ill will towards you, you may have made a mistake, don't worry, I won't make you look ugly." But Lin Li planned to let the other party calm down first.

Seeing that Lin Lizhen did not attack him, the other party let go of his head. Seeing that Lin Li did not stop him, he also stood up.

His expression was also complicated. After hearing what Lin Li had just said, he pursed his lips and spoke slowly: "Wow, it's really you..."

"Do you... know those students who were arrested last week?" Lin Li asked.

Normally, such things would not be easily spread, but those people are students after all, and considering their age, it is not impossible for the news to spread after being released in advance.

"I don't know the people who were arrested, but this matter has indeed spread, and almost everyone in our school knows about it." The other party nodded.

"How did it get spread?"

After asking, seeing the boy's hesitant expression, Lin Li raised his chin again: "Just repeat it directly, I won't vent my anger on you. I emphasize again that I really have no ill intentions."

——"Every night, there is a chance that a 1.80-meter-tall, handsome, and good-fighting pervert who calls himself the Black Silk Man will appear on Laoyou Street. In order to satisfy his desires, he will lure people with money. Once they take the bait, he will play the background music while pulling out a super long holiday from his arms and violently beat people up, and finally send a bag of black silk to the police station."

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

"Are there any chat records about eating melons? Can you show them to me?"

Now Lin Li was a little curious about how it turned out like this.

"Yes." The other party nodded and opened his phone to show it honestly.

It's very classic, a chat record containing several chat records, that's all.

A lot of the content was completely pieced together and exaggerated, there was even a so-called blurry photo of the pervert himself, but after Lin Li took a look, he found that it was not himself at all.

It's normal, the chat history is like this, you never know who is on the left and right side of the chat box.

When Lin Li was in the first grade of elementary school, he added Jay Chou on QQ. At that time, Jay Chou had used all his money to make new songs, so he borrowed ten yuan from Lin Li to get a yellow diamond.

If Jay Chou had not become Kris Wu two days later, Lin Li would be willing to support him.

When Wu Yifan went to question him, he explained that Jay Chou didn't use the QQ anymore and gave it to him. He also said that he had just returned to China and didn't have any RMB, so he borrowed ten yuan from Lin Li to get a yellow diamond.

I'll fire your mother!

Go to jail!
From then on, Lin Li knew that the so-called chat records were a bunch of shit. If given a few minutes, he could make up a story.

After reading all the chat records the man had sent her and finding that there was no personal information of hers at all, Lin Li heaved a sigh of relief.

"So... Brother, is this true?" Seeing that Lin Li didn't look angry, and even looked a little amused, the other party asked tentatively.

"of course not."

"Oh oh - so the whole thing about sending it to a bar and picking people up is fake!" The boy nodded in relief, "I told you, there's no such idiot -"

Lin Li: “This is true.”

other side:"?"

"Haha, actually, I'm not that stupid. I want to smoke, too, haha." The boy said in despair with a sad face.

You still say you're not a pervert!
"It's true. I'm not a pervert. I just want to experience it once." Lin Li didn't mind the 'insult' and explained.

The other person blinked.

How can you convince yourself that you are not.

Of course, he didn't dare say it.

"Once is enough. I'll stop now. Don't worry. Do you think I have any weapons on me?" Lin Li smiled.

"Haha, that's right." The other party responded cooperatively.

"Okay, buddy, I stopped you because I really need your help, and I want you to pay for it. It's not fishing." Lin Li snapped his fingers and got back to business.

"You say."

In fact, the boy just wanted to slip away, but he didn't dare to, so he could only nod respectfully.

"It's actually very simple. I just need you to provide me with information."

"To put it bluntly, it means being a spy. For example, is there anyone in your school who collects protection fees for a long time, organizes gang fights, or teams up with gangsters outside the school to extort money, steal, gamble, etc.

As long as it is illegal, you can tell me - of course, the premise is that it can be handled in my spare time, so it is best if I have time to deal with it. "

"As long as you tell me the information that meets these conditions, I will pay you according to the content you give me. The amount of the compensation will definitely satisfy you. For example, you can take the three hundred yuan in cash in your hand first, which will be regarded as my advance deposit.

We can discuss the price of the specific information at that time."

Lin Li immediately stated his needs, counted out three banknotes in his hand and handed them to the other party.

"Huh?" The boy had no idea that Lin Li was actually talking about this and was a little stunned after hearing it.

Then he became a little wary again.

"Don't worry about me backstabbing you. You don't even have to tell me any of your information later. After I get the information, I won't tell anyone who gave me that information."

"And I'm not asking you to backstab your buddies. I'm not targeting anyone, so you can only provide intelligence on people you don't have a good relationship with. This is your freedom."

"But I require that it must be true and reliable. You'd better have some evidence. Otherwise, I will make a wasted trip and you will get nothing. I may even terminate the cooperation."

Lin Li continued speaking, explaining in advance some points that the other party might care about.

“…That’s probably it.”

After listening to Lin Li's words, the boy frowned and remained silent, lost in thought. He lowered his head, and his eyes occasionally swept across the ground and the money in Lin Li's hand.

Lin Li didn't urge him and stood aside leisurely.

After all, for him, there was really nothing to worry about.

Accept or reject, it doesn't matter.

Even if this person pretended to be nice and accepted the money but pretended to be dead after taking it, Lin Li didn't care.

Cast a wide net and catch more fish; a small loss is nothing to worry about.

And at least I can get some information about what he usually does, where there are many gangsters, and how he got to know Neutral Man and Laozi.

"...Okay, I agree. How do I contact you?" The boy looked around, as if to make sure if anyone else saw it. Finally, he nodded and asked softly.

"WeChat, QQ, etc. are all fine. It's up to you."

"QQ bar."

"Okay, go ahead."

"Give me a nickname as a note, I have to know how to call you." After searching for the other party's QQ, Lin Li added him, then clicked on the note, raised his chin and asked.

"Just call me Stool." Stool said, "Brother, what's your name?"

"Bai Bufan," Lin Li said the name.

What a joke, my current persona is "Take out a super long vacation from Laoyou Street, go violently to beat people up and go fishing as a pervert", which is very suitable for the use of the nickname Bai Bufan.

"How old are you?" Lin Li asked again.

"Eighteen." The stool answered.

"Eighteen?" Lin Li frowned. "How old were you?"

"No." Hearing this, the stool covered his buttocks and took two steps back, looking a little terrified: "Brother, don't scare me."

"No, I'm asking you which grade you are in. Aren't you in a vocational high school? Are you in your third year? Or did you fail a grade? How come you're eighteen already?" Lin Li asked with a smile.

"Oh, brother, I'm a sophomore in high school. I didn't repeat a grade. I was talking about my virtual age. I'm used to saying this..."

The stool breathed a sigh of relief and quickly answered.

At home, we use the virtual age as the basis. After the New Year, we add one year more, which makes us two years older than our actual age.

Age in years and lunar years are easy to remember.

The counting starts from the time your mother pulled you out.

Your age in Chinese lunar calendar is calculated from the moment your father ejaculated.

"I understand. I'm eighteen years old," Lin Li nodded. "I'm not asking for information. I'm just confirming it. Otherwise, I'd feel weird being called brother by someone older than me."

"Okay, Brother Bai." The stool nodded.

Lin Li handed the money over, Dengzi took it, and then said thank you.

Bezelensky was polite, Vance was ecstatic.

"Okay, go wherever you need to go," Lin Li was quite satisfied with what he had gained tonight. "If you know someone from other schools, especially people in society, and are willing for me to provide information, you can introduce them to me.

Again, money is not a problem, as long as it helps me catch the criminal, you can ask them what their asking price is.

Anyway, as long as I gain something, I will not forget you as the middleman."

"Okay, Brother Bai." Stool's eyes lit up immediately, as if he had already come up with a plan.

"Okay, let's do this for now. We'll contact you via QQ for details." Lin Li nodded.

The two parted ways.

(End of this chapter)