Chapter 325: 3 years in Hedong, 3 years in Hexi, 3 years in Hebei, 3 years I don’t win (ask for mont

Chapter 325: 3 years in Hedong, 3 years in Hexi, 3 years in Hebei, 3 years I don’t win (ask for mont

Chapter 325: Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, thirty years in Hebei, and thirty years I have no chance (asking for monthly tickets)

Looking at the weapon that suddenly appeared in Taoist Shanqing's hand, Lin Lichunliang blinked innocently.

System, system, let me ask you a question. Can the [Wall of Soul] block the damage inflicted from the body to the soul?

It seems like I am about to sail away.

But it's okay. I heard that people will recall their entire lives when they jump off a building. Even if I'm really beaten to the point of losing my memory, the worst that can happen is that I can solve the problem by jumping off a building.

"Ah? No, haha, I accidentally got the wrong shape."

Seeing that Lin Li had noticed it, Taoist Shanqing waved his hand, and the mace turned into an old man's stick again. He scratched his back with it and laughed.

Lin Li: “”

Lao Deng, you'd better be wrong.

But since the truth had already been revealed, Lin Li simply spoke frankly, took out his cell phone and handed it to Taoist Shanqing, and said bluntly:
"But, Grandpa...if you want to watch it, just watch it. Don't ask Bufan. Even if Bufan can break the law, he can't help you find it because you don't have it downloaded on your phone at all.

I didn't expect you were actually curious about this.

But it’s okay, I have it on my phone and can watch it now. Here, the ones that I can choose to save even if they take up memory are all the best in my opinion, and you should be satisfied. ”

It really doesn't matter.

What's wrong with watching movies? What decent person doesn't watch movies? Are those who don't watch movies decent people?
Watching movies is a lowly behavior.

Moreover, in Lin Li's eyes, Taoist Shanqing has always been regarded as an old naughty boy, so...even his image has not been ruined.

What's wrong with Master Roshi liking to watch this?

As long as he is not the Roshi Hermit who makes money for his wife so that she can have fun with male cosplayers and male fitness coaches, Lin Li can accept it.

"Ugh."

Taoist Shanqing sighed upon hearing this and smiled bitterly with some embarrassment:
"It's not that I really want to see it. After all, I have practiced cultivation all my life. If I had indulged in these superficial desires, I would never have been able to reach this point and cross the calamity."

"My fellow Taoists and I have become more obsessed with seeking the truth throughout our lives."

“It’s just that grandpa is indeed curious about this kind of thing.

The direction of my curiosity is different from what you imagine - I have heard of dual cultivation techniques and strange and lewd skills, but the world of immortal cultivation mostly uses jade slips to record things, and they are all boring pictures and texts in ink painting of the operation of the meridians.

I am very curious about the form and content of this kind of live pornographic shows in the world today... whether they can be as detailed as those documentaries.

Plus, you showed me the beginning and then skipped it, which really made me feel itchy... Alas, my face paid the price for it after all."

"Grandpa, I know. You don't have to explain. It's okay." Lin Li smiled when he heard that.

He could tell that Taoist Shanqing was not being stubborn.

Lin Li could also understand.

Just like Lin Li doesn't want his acquaintances to see him beating someone with a bullwhip, but he really wants to experience the joy of beating someone with a bullwhip.

After Lin Li's repeated invitation, Taoist Shanqing finally took the phone and saw the content behind the Crown Casino that he had been thinking about.

Seeing this, his eyebrows were raised again and again.

"The performance is quite good..." After fast-forwarding and watching for a while, the old man nodded and gave a fair evaluation from a purely appreciative perspective:

"If it can be spread in the world of immortal cultivation, it may be regarded as a treasure by the Hehuan demons. Based on it, they will remove the last cover and develop evil magic to capture people's hearts."

The final cover-up refers to the mosaic.

After all, the country's national requirement for local films is that they must be about cavalry. Experienced captains will find that most of the island country's infantry films have an FBI warning at the beginning. That is one of the signs that genius distributors go abroad to register companies, shoot and produce, and then "export for domestic sales."

"Thank you, Lin Li, that's enough."

After not looking for long, Taoist Shanqing returned the phone to Lin Li and breathed a sigh of relief.

The curiosity in my heart finally came to fruition.

"Grandpa, next time I come, should I bring you some information or items related to this?" Lin Li asked with a wink, "You don't have to be polite with me."

"This is really not necessary!" Taoist Shanqing waved his hands repeatedly.

If those two friends woke up one day and saw those things next to them.

By the time they figure out its purpose, my life will have been lived in vain.

"Yes, Grandpa, can you make it yourself?" Lin Li nodded, but asked curiously: "At what level of cultivation can one use spiritual energy to condense into entities at will like you?"

"If you want to condense a 'real entity' with 'flesh and blood' using pure spiritual energy alone, you need to be at least a Nascent Soul."

Taoist Shanqing waved his hand while speaking, and as he waved his hand, spiritual energy formed a woman who appeared in front of Lin Li.

"Oh my god! Teacher Rion!" It took Lin Li two seconds to recognize her identity - Sorry, sir, you are wearing clothes now, so I really can't recognize you.

Teacher, come back and continue shooting, the industry needs you!

"It's possible to fabricate, but it's just an appearance after all, not an independent individual. Everything comes from my imagination, and all the actions are controlled by me. Since it's just an imagination, why bother with it?"

Taoist Shanqing smiled, then said with a teasing look:

"Lin Li, if you want to do that to this body, haha, you can try. As long as you can accept that the core of this body is me, the feelings you feel from touching and caressing also come from my...imagination."

“…I have absolutely no idea.”

Oh my god, it’s wilted.

If only Wang Ze were here, it would be a double blessing for him.

"Okay, Lin Li, let's talk about business. For example, why did you come back so early this time? Did you encounter any problems?"

Taoist Shanqing didn't plan to continue chatting on this topic. He stepped forward, took the food that Lin Li brought for him, and asked.

If Lin Li hadn't come back too early this time, he wouldn't have been discovered.

The old man decided to move to another hill next time if he did anything that was not suitable for Lin Li to see.

It's strange, why are there so many foods called 'Enoki Mushrooms' in the takeaway I brought this time.

"It's like this, Grandpa. My magical power has given me a task. It requires me to comprehend the mysteries of the Five Elements and to temper myself with the power of the Five Elements. Can you help me?

I am currently using the "Yun Lei Zi" to refine, and have made some progress in the Wood Element, but I have no idea about the other four elements."

Lin Li nodded upon hearing this and told the old man the core purpose of his visit.

"Thunder and wind methods are indeed variants of the wood element. It is reasonable that the "Yunleizi" can be considered a wood element tempering." Taoist Shanqing nodded when he heard this, "No problem."

"I have dabbled in all these techniques. Although I am not proficient in any of them and I am currently lacking in auxiliary materials, they are still more than enough to temper a cultivator like you who is in the Qi Condensation Stage."

Taoist Shanqing nodded, and the spiritual energy of heaven and earth began to gather towards him. The originally pure white spiritual energy had taken on different colors after entering the old man's body and coming out again.

Lin Li was shocked—the color of Shanqing Taoist had faded! !
What kind of inferior product is this? Is there a production license?

"Lin Li, this is the formula and key points." Taoist Shan Qing wrote quickly, and then the paper flew to Lin Li, "When combined with this later, the tempering effect will be better."

"I've got it, Grandpa." Lin Li looked at it for a while and remembered it, then looked up.

"Okay, let's start. Which row do you want to start with first?" asked Taoist Shanqing.

"All are fine. Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth. Then let's go with gold."

"Okay, gather your mind and start making hand gestures."

Taoist Shanqing nodded and pointed his finger at Lin Li. The golden spiritual energy around him instantly surged towards Lin Li.

Lin Li only felt that thousands of golden needles suddenly pierced into the pores all over his body, the sharp breath of metal wandered freely in his meridians, his skin was tightened inch by inch, and his internal organs vibrated with a buzzing sound.

Fuck you, it hurts, I didn’t get it, I didn’t get it!!
Oh my god!
Is this the kind of suffering that the male protagonists in fantasy novels endure every day? Oh my god, I dare not imagine how much blood and tears are hidden behind the understated words such as "perseverance", "severe pain" and "suffering that ordinary people cannot endure" in novels.

The author wrote these few words in a light-hearted way, but the protagonist really suffered a lot.

Lin Li was barking like a mad dog in his heart, but he still gritted his teeth and practiced the magic formula, allowing the violent spiritual energy to rush through his body - he just used this method to relieve the pain.

They are qualified to be the male protagonist in fantasy novels, and so am I, Lin Li!
Lin Li looked at the system.

Taoist Shanqing nodded at this time: "Lin Li, I will slowly increase my strength. If you can't hold on any longer, then you——"

Lin Li: “I can’t hold on any longer ahhhh! Grandpa! I really can’t win!”

Taoist Shanqing: "(；☉_☉)?"

Are you really saying that?
Didn't the few disciples he had taught in the past generally prefer to temper themselves until they fainted rather than give up?

This child's character and willpower...

"Grandpa, I don't know why my magical powers don't recognize this kind of tempering." Lin Li looked up and continued shouting.

——Lin Li was not simply unable to hold on, but when he glanced at the system and found that the progress bar of "gold" in the task was stable at zero, his spirit was instantly deflated.

"Hmm?" Seeing this result, Taoist Shanqing took back all the metal spirit energy and asked in confusion:

"No effect?"

"Well, the Avatar doesn't approve."

"Is that so? Then I'll try another way?"

"Okay grandpa."

"No."

"No."

"Or not."

……

Although men shouldn't say no and women shouldn't say no, many times the opposite happens.

"Strange, why is this? Lin Li, I have tried all the tempering methods I can think of now. Is your magical power so picky?

Or is there something wrong with what you told me? Can you ask about your magical power?"

Taoist Shanqing asked with a puzzled look on his face.

The two of them had just changed several postures and positions, and used spiritual energy of different attributes to make Lin Li full of energy, but to no avail.

"My magical power is stupid, there's no point asking it."

Lin Li shook his head and cursed the system, then thought of a possibility: "Wait a minute, Grandpa, let me test it."

Manifest "Yun Lei Zi" and test it.

Lin Li sighed: "Grandpa, I may know where the problem lies."

"It should be that the divine power requires me to complete this task in my present world."

I just used the "Yun Lei Zi" to temper it. It was exactly the same process as in the class not long ago, but the "Wood" progress bar did not move at all.

The only difference between the two is the world.

Can a task activated in a certain world only be completed in that world?

But Lao Deng’s happy mission was triggered in the world of immortal cultivation, but when he was in reality, it did not hinder its progress bar from moving forward.

Because Lao Deng has been cultivating in the immortal world?
Lin Li couldn't be sure, but he couldn't find any other suitable explanation.

I can only say that all rights of interpretation belong to the system, the horse of the grass-fed fish system!

"It can only be completed in your world?" Taoist Shanqing frowned again when he heard this:

“It is normal for magical powers to have some limitations. In this case, I will give you the method of attribute transformation. You can refine it in this world and then temper yourself?

Although this will be much less efficient, it is worth spending a little more time on the effectiveness of your magical power."

"Okay," Lin Li nodded, "Thank you, Grandpa."

"It's a small matter, not worth mentioning."

He put the paper with the method recorded on it back into the "Qiankun Ring". Although the main purpose of this trip had failed, time could not be wasted.

It was impossible to go back like this, so Lin Li and the old man returned to their own paths - Lin Li practiced his own way, and the old man played his own way. ...

【Task 4 Completed】

[You have received rewards: Physical improvement: Stable Dao heart; Random system props * 1; System currency * 100. ]

Lin Li, who was absorbing spiritual energy to practice, was interrupted by the system's message.

About the same as last estimate.

Not long after returning to reality, Mission Four was completed.

[You have obtained the "half-price product purchase opportunity"*1]

Another half-price coupon.

Yes, if you are lucky it is worth a few hundred system currencies, and you can use it when you get a useful high-priced item one day.

[Happiness has been found, fun has been obtained, the old man's boredom has dissipated because of your arrival, he has treated you as his own child, companionship is the most lasting confession, keep up the good work! ]

[Task triggered! 】

【Task 4: Continue to spend more time with the elderly and make them feel warm.】

[Task Reward: Physical Improvement: Fire Resistance Increased by 50%; Random System Item*1; System Currency*100. ]

And the new task also popped up at this time.

This time it was no longer fun and happiness, the purpose became warmth.

The indicator is also a progress bar.

"warmth?"

Lin Li frowned, not because of the task, but because of——

"Why does the warm mission reward fire resistance? What kind of warmth is this?" Lin Li couldn't help but complain.

After thinking about it, Lin Li temporarily stopped what he was doing and came to Taoist Shanqing.

"Clap."

Hearing the sound, Taoist Shanqing, who was originally immersed in the game, turned his head and saw Lin Li burning his wrist with a flamethrower - which was provided in the wilderness survival kit in the world of immortal cultivation.

Taoist Shanqing: “?”

Lin Li: "?"

——The task progress bar really started moving.

Is this really such simple and crude warmth?
"Lin Li, what are you doing..." Taoist Shanqing's body was naturally not afraid of this kind of fire, so he was too lazy to even move and just asked in confusion.

"Nothing, Grandpa." Lin Li waved his hands and sighed.

System, I really have control over you.

If Taoist Shanqing was really an ordinary old man, he would be so warm that he would die.

Hey, this mission always mentions inheritance. The ultimate goal of the mission can’t be to burn Lao Deng to death.

Feel the warmth - the small urn is also great - get the inheritance.

——Lin Li is speculating on the system with the greatest malice.

But it doesn't matter. Since this can increase progress, then this task is also easy to complete. It is unrealistic to keep pressing the flamethrower by yourself. Just bring some convenient "warmth" next time.

"Grandpa Shanqing, I have to go again. It will take a long time for me to come next time. You can do whatever you want without worry." So Lin Li put the lighter back next to the bag and said goodbye and left.

"it is good."

"Is it really not necessary for me to bring you a masturbation cup or a doll?" Lin Li did not forget his original intention.

"Need not!!"

A white light flashed, and Lin Li returned to the bedroom.

He materialized the "Yun Lei Zi" and absorbed it. Sure enough, the task progress bar started moving forward again.

This task can only be accomplished in reality.

So Lin Li took out the method given to him by Taoist Shanqing and started practicing immediately.

time flies.

"Still not working?" Lin Li frowned.

After finally condensing the remaining four elements of spiritual energy and accumulating them to a certain level, when they could achieve the so-called tempering effect and be used on himself, Lin Li began to temper them.

But until all the spiritual energy was absorbed by the body, the progress bar remained unchanged and remained where it was.

"Looking for the power of the five elements..."

Lin Li continued to look at the description of the task:
"Do I have to look for it from the outside world? Are the five elements generated by my own body's secondary transformation in reality not enough? Or is it that the technique given to me by Taoist Shanqing just doesn't meet the requirements of the system? Is it the same whether I'm in the immortal world or not?"

"Then how can we find the power of the five elements in reality? We need to refine ourselves."

"I can't possibly go see Pig Man and feel the Five Elements power of the Five Spirit King, right?"

Lin Li stopped talking to himself and thought, wait, this abstract system might actually work.

Then Lin Li's eyes lit up and he walked towards the bedroom.

Finished watching one episode.

It’s useless, the system is not abstract enough.

Lin Li was so angry that he raised his middle finger towards the computer screen.

Mr. Confused, let me ask you something.

The more I read, the angrier I got. Why would they share the power of the Five Spirits with those other losers? The only one recognized by the Five Spirit King is Pig Man!
Peppa Pig worked so hard to get five King-level accounts, but ended up being reduced to Bronze levels by those four Pigs. Mr. Mihu, you’re an account-stealing dog!
I think you are really old and confused! You are like a pig at your age! !
After patting Chen Yuying's head to calm her down, Lin Li still had to think about how to complete the task.

"In reality, the Five Elements power as defined by the Immortal Cultivation World definitely does not exist. So let's first find the so-called Five Elements and consider extending from them."

"Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth. You don't have to worry about wood. The remaining ones are gold, water, fire, and earth."

Lin Li opened the cabinet, took out the huge piece of gold, then began to squat while holding it.

This piece of gold that a normal person couldn't lift can now be held easily by Lin Li, but without activating [Charge], he would still feel tired after doing the standard squat for a long time.

Up.

When Lin Li felt tired, "Gold" made some movement, very small, but there was indeed progress.

From nothing to something, from zero to one, all the fatigue was swept away, and Lin Li felt a little excited.

This is the right direction.

After collecting the gold, Lin Li returned to the bathroom.

Lin Li's home is an old house, so the shower room in the bathroom is not a separate space separated by a glass door, but an integrated shower room placed directly against the wall.

You need to take a step to get in, and there is a mini bathtub at the bottom.

The water heater hadn’t been turned on yet, but it didn’t matter. Lin Li took off his clothes and walked straight in.

In mid-November, the feeling of cold water instantly hitting his whole body gave Lin Li goose bumps.

Watching the "water" making very small but certain progress, Lin Li punched the air and adjusted the knob of the shower head to make the water flow more rapidly.

There is no change in speed.

Lin Li's excitement soon calmed down.

At this rate, it will probably take more than ten months of continuous cold water exposure to complete the progress.

The same goes for the golden squat just now. I'm afraid I'll have to squat and hold it for several months in a row.

This speed is too slow.

When the bottom of the shower room was full of water, Lin Li sat down, buried his head in the water, and held his breath.

Speed ​​increased slightly.

"What about swimming?"

Seeing this result, Lin Li immediately thought that it was better to experiment than to guess, so he packed up and went downstairs with his equipment.

Naturally there was no swimming pool downstairs in this shabby community, so Lin Li went to the swimming pool at Nansang Sports Center.

To be honest, many communities claim to have swimming pools, but most of the time, the pools are empty.

We really need to catch up with foreign countries in this regard. Lin Li heard that the swimming pool on the Titanic is still full of water. This is the spirit of craftsmanship.

……

There are so many perverts in the swimming pool.

As soon as he entered the locker room, Lin Li saw someone taking off clothes in front of him, as if he had lost track of what the world was.

Because he had agreed with Coach Yu to increase the driving practice time, Lin Li simply swam several laps in the 50-meter swimming pool without resting.

Swimming is quite tiring.

But the good news is that the progress of "water" has improved. The harder you work, the more standard your movements are and the more you try your best, the faster you will progress.

It means that the direction I am heading should be correct.

Although it is still not fast, it is not slow either. After swimming a few more times, the "water" should be no problem. In a more adverse environment, the speed may be even faster.

Walking out of the swimming pool, Lin Li was about to take a taxi to leave when he noticed out of the corner of his eye that construction was going on at the construction site next to him - the sports center.

Moving gold is a test of "gold", and moving bricks can be considered a tempering of "earth", right?
……

Indeed.

Shaking off the dust on his body, Lin Li returned to the intersection to wait for the bus.

I just borrowed a hat from a worker and did some 'work' to test it out, and verified this conclusion.

But Lin Li has not yet figured out the logic of the task - the same fatigue, but the progress of "Earth" is several times that of "Gold".

Now there is absolutely no progress, only "fire" is left.

to be frank.

The people of Xiling are still quite uncultured.

Lin Li just called the funeral home and was very polite, very polite, asking if they would accept orders for cremating living bodies, but in the end he was called a big idiot.

"Brother." The funeral home was still too low, but fortunately Lin Li found a fire element nearby, so he walked towards a buddy next to him.

"Hey, what's wrong?" The man turned his head when he heard it.

"Are you almost done with your cigarette?" Lin Li asked.

"Ah?" Hearing this, the man looked around. Although he couldn't find out whether this was a non-smoking area, he still apologized to Lin Li: "You can't breathe secondhand smoke, right? Sorry, sorry."

Wow, the people of Xiling are really well-mannered.

But Lin Li waved his hand: "No, that's not what I'm asking. I just need your help."

"What help? Tell me. I'm free now." The man smiled brightly.

"If you're almost done smoking, can you burn my butt with the cigarette butt?" Lin Li asked sincerely.

Man: "(；゜○゜)!?"

Oh my god, the people of Xiling are still too perverted.

(End of this chapter)