Chapter 327: The value of the Japanese and Korean section is still increasing
Chapter 327: The value of the Japanese and Korean section is still increasing
No one in this world can leave the barber shop unscathed.
After hearing Lin Li's words, the store manager trembled.
So it turns out that he is not introducing customers to himself, but making an appointment to fight with himself?
"Brother, what are you dissatisfied about? We didn't cut our hair, we just washed and blow-dried it. It will recover immediately after washing. There is still a way to go back. It's not that serious..."
The store manager stepped back and protected the apprentice in front of him, saying embarrassedly.
Moreover, he felt that his finished product was really good. Lin Li's modeling was so top-notch that it was difficult to pull his trouser pockets.
As for the apprentice, he turned around and glanced at the store manager.
How could this store manager be so mean? As expected, the bottom line of an adult will disappear slowly like the hairline.
"No, I was just kidding. It helps liven up the atmosphere. I'm quite satisfied with it." Lin Li stood up and looked at the mirror again, then said towards the two people in the mirror with a smile.
It just blows out the texture layers very naturally and adjusts them just right.
If you take your hair style seriously, it can really improve your overall appearance.
Even a goblin can become a goblin with a handsome hairstyle as long as he takes good care of his hair.
"Oh, that's good," the store manager breathed a sigh of relief after hearing that, startling himself, and then stepped forward and said, "Okay, since you are satisfied, let's get some more things ready to finalize it."
"it is good."
"Handsome guy, have you ever considered getting your hair permed or dyed? To be honest, your face will definitely be more perfect after getting it permed or dyed," the store manager started spraying the hairspray and couldn't stop talking:
"Also, as long as you agree to cooperate with us in filming a video and post it on our store's Douyin account, I can give you a 50% discount."
When saying this, the other party deliberately lowered his voice to prevent the female customer who was getting her hair done nearby from hearing it.
You see, this world says that appearance is not important and inner beauty is the real beauty, but in reality, people with good looks are always given various preferential treatments.
I can only say, if you have the right values, please make friends with me, if you have the right facial features, please make friends with me, any position is fine with me.
"Boss, I'm still a student. The school won't allow me to go. Forget it." Lin Li said with a smile.
"Oh, that's a pity. But if you are interested during the winter or summer vacation, you can come to me." Upon hearing this, the store manager could only nod regretfully.
It's not easy to find a model who can make a profit for free.
"Ok."
After the styling spray was done, Lin Li and the store manager came to the front desk.
"This is your first time here. How about getting a membership card? We just launched an event today. You can enjoy a 20% discount after signing up for the card. It's very cost-effective."
The store manager wrote something on the notebook at the front desk with a pen, pointed to the poster behind him that looked like it had just been put up, and introduced it.
“No——” Lin Li naturally chose to refuse, but when he saw the content of the poster, he was stunned:
"…Well, Boss, have you seen this poster yourself?"
Seeing that Lin Li's eyes were not right, the store manager turned around and looked at the poster.
"..."
The store manager turned his head, looked at the apprentice who was playing with his phone, and shouted: "Xiao Guang!"
"Ah? Hey! Boss! What's wrong?" The apprentice quickly put down his phone and ran over.
"What the hell did you do with the poster?!"
"What's wrong? Didn't I do as you said?" The apprentice looked at the poster himself, confused, not understanding why the manager was so fierce.
"Didn't I ask you to give me a 20% discount?"
Hearing this, the apprentice narrowed his eyes this time, looked carefully for a while, then scratched his head: "Didn't I write it down as you asked?"
The store manager laughed angrily and pointed at the poster: "Come on, read these words to me again. What does "Recharge 100 yuan on membership card, receive 80 yuan" mean? Answer me!!!"
"What's wrong?" The apprentice frowned even more tightly.
Where is the problem?
Facing the apprentice's sincere eyes, the store manager suddenly smiled with relief. His anger disappeared in an instant, and he just touched the apprentice's head:
"Kid, is your junior high school diploma fake? Tell me honestly and I won't laugh at you."
……
Lin Li was no longer in the barber shop. He rode his bike to school.
Today's departure plan was to wait for Bai Bufan, Qu Wanqiu and I to take a taxi together, and then go to Ding Sihan's house, which was closer to the school, to pick her up, and then the four of us would share one car and go directly to Pinglu Street.
As for Chen Yuying, it would be more convenient for her to go directly from home and she would not need to meet up with the four of them.
"The nurse's cucumber has been soaking since the year she was born~"
Because the agreed departure time had not yet arrived, after Lin Li arrived at school, he went straight to the dormitory humming a song.
"Knock knock knock! Knock knock knock!" Lin Li knocked on the door.
The dormitory door was opened, and it was Chen Tianming.
"Fuck, Lin Li, did you perm your hair?" For familiar people, changes in hairstyle are too easy to notice. Chen Tianming, who was originally preparing to say something else, widened his eyes and exclaimed.
Lin Li shook his head upon hearing this and explained with a smile:
"I didn't perm my hair. I went to the barber shop to have it blown. I didn't even use a curling iron. I can only say that the same thing can produce completely different effects in different people's hands. The hairdryer's hair dryer and our hair dryer are not the same machine at all."
"How much did it cost you to do this?" Chen Tianming was obviously tempted.
"One thousand five hundred, cents." Lin Li replied.
"Excuse me... Lin Li, you're born! Don't use minutes as units at a time like this!" Chen Tianming, who had retreated after hearing the numbers, raised his middle finger speechlessly after hearing the units clearly.
“How expensive can a hair wash and blow-drying be? Although I don’t know the prices at the barber shops near the school, I guess they’re not much different.” Lin Li said with a smile.
"OK! I'll try it too." Chen Tianming took out his cell phone, took a few photos of Lin Li's head as a model for the barber, and then walked straight out the door.
Lin Li walked into the dormitory. The lights were off and Bai Bufan was lying on his upper bunk, without a sound.
Oh, no wonder there was no sound. Lin Li thought Bai Bufan didn’t want to pay attention to him after Wang Ze raped him yesterday. It turns out he is dead.
There is still some time before departure, so let the child die for a while.
Lin Li was going to go next door to see Wang Ze.
"Lin Li~" Bai Bufan suddenly muttered.
"Ah?" Lin Li turned around.
"Lin Li~" Bai Bufan just muttered again.
Lin Li frowned. Was he talking in his sleep?
"Lift it higher~" the unclear voice came again.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)!?”
Then Bai Bufan, who was lying on the upper bunk, was seen stretching his hands into the air, and his hips began to hit the quilt repeatedly, causing the bed to creak.
"Oh oh oh~"
"One library, one library, I want one library!!"
This guy is really sleeping on his own Akaashi, the man under this groove is so disgusting.
"Bai Bufan, you are really a Han Chinese." Lin Li turned on the light in the dormitory and scolded with a smile.
"How come this is cold country? You didn't feel me when I went in? That's impossible?"
Bai Bufan stopped thrusting his hips, sat up from the bed, rubbed his messy hair, scratched the corners of his eyes with his hands in an ungraceful manner, flicked the eye boogers aside, and said with a smile.
If Zhou Baowei was in the dormitory and saw this scene, his face would be red.
Last time he was eating instant noodles in the dormitory, Bai Bufan was cutting his toenails on the upper bunk. While he was eating, he suddenly sighed, 'Damn, Master Kong has a conscience. They actually put crispy bones in the instant noodles, and they are crispier than those made by Tang Daren.'
When he realized that the dormitory was suddenly very quiet and also realized that this brittle bone might not be brittle bone, he turned around and saw Bai Bufan already facing him, kneeling down and admitting his mistake.
Because you shouldn't hit someone who smiles at you, Zhou Baowei used his foot that day.
Sour and stinky——from Bai Bufan.
"Haha, you don't understand the joke, do you? I'm scolding you for not having Ma Dong Seok." This was the sentence he had been waiting for, and Lin Li immediately explained proudly.
"Damn, I never thought of that!" After hearing the explanation, Bai Bufan's eyes widened.
I've made a note of it and will use it on Zhou Baowei later.
"I suspect this joke was thought up by the Japanese." Bai Bufan commented afterwards.
"Oh, what do you have to say?" Lin Li knew that Bai Bufan was not holding back his fart again, but as the King of Red Stone, he couldn't help but be the supporting actor.
"Because I found that the Japanese clearly prefer Chao over Han." Bai Bufan replied.
"Because the name contains a "日" character? Sun! Loyalty!" Lin Li snapped his fingers and gave his reasoning.
"Of course not. This is too superficial and unreasonable. I discovered this because the Japanese movies I watched contained a lot of super-blow scenes."
Bai Bufan said proudly, pointed at Lin Li and gave the answer:
"But Lin Li, have you noticed that you haven't seen a single clip of Han Chui?"
Lin Li: “∑(￣□￣)!!”
what? !
"It's true!" Lin Li exclaimed, then gave a thumbs up.
This angle is unbeatable. Lin Li has to admit that he has also seen many Japanese people bragging.
Moreover, these films are all shot by civilians, which means that this stance comes spontaneously from the people!
Higher gold content!
The gold content is also very high!
"Hey, Lin Li, you got your hair done just to see me. That's pretty good."
After picking his eyes and nose, Bai Bufan noticed Lin Li's hairstyle and said with approval.
"Get up, get up. The back of my hair is all sticking up. Although I'm not a peacock courting a mate and don't need to spread my tail, I still need to wash my hair. Should I have enough time?"
Bai Bufan climbed off the bed, yawned, walked to the balcony, and asked. "There's enough time, take your time, I'll go see Wang Ze."
Lin Li nodded, and without stopping Bai Bufan from washing up, he went to the next room and knocked on the door.
"Fuck, Lin Li——" Wang Ze opened the dormitory door and saw the hairstyle, his eyes widened.
"Skip."
"——This hairstyle is so cool."
Damn it, gal games are all scams. Why can't I skip these conversations even though I clicked Skip?
I want to fast forward to the shooting part.
"Should I get one too?" Wang Ze touched his head.
"You short guy, mess up your haircut. That's enough." Lin Li was sweating profusely.
“Oh, there’s nothing I can do,” Wang Ze shrugged. “Last time I went to the barber shop to get a haircut, I held up your photo and said, ‘Brother, I want a haircut like his.’ The barber nodded and said, ‘No problem, I know him,’ and gave me a short haircut.
I looked in the mirror and wondered, "Hey, why is my hair so short?"
The barber said, "What's wrong? It's not very long. I know him. His hair is about this length."
I said, "You're talking nonsense. The hair in the picture is this long. Dude, you are lying with your eyes open!"
He said, "Ah?! You were talking about the length of your hair? Sorry, sorry!"
He has apologized, and it was indeed my fault for not explaining it clearly, so what else can I do? Just admit it. I can only say that the barber knows you too well.”
Wang Ze sighed.
Lin Li: "(へ╬)!!"
"Fuck, Wang Ze, it turns out that you are a real Han countryman," Lin Li kicked Wang Ze on the butt and kicked him onto the bed, scolding him with a smile:
"It's too much that I'm only a short inch, so I'm a peanut? Can you at least be longer?"
"Didn't Chen Tianming tell you that he had seen that my ancestors were suspected to have agricultural tool bloodline!"
When Chen Tianming comes back later, if his hair becomes short, it will be a fatal blow.
"Luckily I haven't changed my clothes yet," Wang Ze patted the shoe prints on his butt, then snapped his fingers and took off his school uniform: "Lin Li, you're here just in time, help me see how I look in this outfit today."
Wang Ze changed his clothes quickly.
"how?"
Lin Li pinched his chin and pondered for a long time. Finally, he nodded and commented: "To be honest, your style is a bit like Leo."
"Wozhi, is he so handsome? Is this true? I'll go to the stairs and take a look."
Wang Ze immediately went out excitedly - there was a dressing mirror on the wall at the entrance of the dormitory stairs, and the mirror on the balcony could not be seen completely.
"Um, I'm talking about Leo from "The Divine Chef Xiao Fugui"."
“Master Chef…?” Wang Ze, who had already stepped half a foot out of the dormitory door, turned his head and stared at Lin Li, and began to search his memory.
"Lin Li of the grooves! So you are talking about that little eunuch. Don't shoot "The Divine Chef Xiao Fugui" anymore, shoot "The Little Chef God Lin Li" instead."
When Wang Ze thought about who this little Leo was, he couldn't hold it in anymore.
“Ze,” Lin Li patted Wang Ze’s shoulder, “How should I put it? For example, if you ask me to do a multiple-choice question now and give me three options: A: good-looking; B: average; C: ugly, and ask me to evaluate…”
"Choose C, right?" The frustrated Wang Ze knew that Lin Li hadn't held his fart well, and he sneered when he heard it.
"That's too one-sided, baby. If you choose fewer answers on multiple-choice questions, you can only get half the score," Lin Li smiled and shook his head. "The correct answer is - "C that is not B." "
Wang Ze: “(;☉_☉)?”
"no?"
“No! Huh?!”
“Lin Li, why does your mouth sound like it’s filled with poison? Who will dare to kiss you in the future if you remain like this?!” Wang Ze transformed into a goblin priest and began to roar.
"Hehe, you don't have to worry about that. There are people who want to kiss." Lin Li smiled contemptuously, "I kiss the mirror for half an hour every morning when I wake up. People who don't understand Lin Li are in trouble."
"I understand Lin Li, I envy the mirror." Wang Ze said shyly, "Just now I said you were just PUAing you, I... just, just want to have you all to myself~"
Lin Li: "..."
Forgetting that the person opposite him was Wang Ze, Lin Li stopped laughing instantly.
After coughing twice, he pointed at Wang Ze's outfit, speechless:
"Wang Ze, come on, come on, tell your dam, you're wearing a sleeveless vest under this outfit, and it's fucking leaking out, are you a pharmacist? Huh?"
"To show my masculinity!" Wang Ze felt that his outfit made sense. His old shoulders were very smooth, and with a shake, his jacket fell directly to his elbows, revealing his biceps.
After doing a few moves to show off his muscles, Wang Ze said proudly:
"I went to ask the coach for the key last night. After buying flowers, I went to the school gym to exercise. Look, these muscles are very obvious, aren't they?"
"Love is such a wonderful thing. Last night, I thought I would be single today, so I deadlifted 190 kilograms. My previous limit was only 180 kilograms. What a breakthrough!"
"Wow, so awesome."
Only those in the know know how amazing this number is. Lin Li was a little shocked.
"Just average."
It was pleasant to be looked at like this by Lin Li, the top student in the grade. Wang Ze could hardly suppress the smile, but he still had to wave his hands and pretend to be humble.
"This is really extraordinary, brother, please teach me." Lin Li really admired him, so he immediately stepped forward to rub Wang Ze's shoulders and flatteringly asked for the secret:
"How did you do it? Teach me, teach me. The last time I went to the gym and deadlifted 1.5 kilograms, I was reported and kicked out. I was also blacklisted by the gym. The front desk pointed a mop at my nose and called me a psycho."
"..."
Wang Ze, who could recite all the skills fluently, suddenly fell silent.
(;☉_☉)?
The smug smile on his face froze completely. Wang Ze looked at Lin Li, then at the balcony, his mouth opening and closing, as if he wanted to say something but stopped.
His deadlift technique can help a competitor who was at 150 to 160.
But it can't help the one and a half pound player in this groove.
"…What the hell are you pulling?! I'm the front desk clerk, and I really have to control you!!" Wang Ze asked, roaring.
You see, it's urgent.
Lin Li sighed, and with a gentle smile on his face, he spoke to Wang Ze:
“Okay, Wang Ze, even if you have a lot of shit and can poop 190 kilograms at a time, what does it matter? Just listen to my advice. What do you think of this combination?
It's fine if you want to wear it, after all, we're just going to the market today.
If you and your senior have made an appointment to go out together during the Lantern Festival, then you really can’t wear this outfit, really.
Because it is very likely that when you two are happily dating, you will see a little kid getting very excited, pulling his mother and shouting at you:
"Girl! It's a girl!"
You get angry when you hear this, roll up your sleeves to show off your muscles and masculinity, and prepare to fight with the kid below you, asking why he speaks so vulgarly. But then you hear the kid turn around and say to his mother:
"Mom, mom! I guessed the answer to this walking lantern riddle! It's the word 'girl'! Right?"
The child's mother quickly says to you, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, children speak without restraint," and walks in the opposite direction with the child in her arms. But you will hear her low voice floating in the air, "You're great, little baby! You guessed the answer right away."
But the child was very modest, he waved his hands and said: "It's not that Xiaobao is awesome, it's that Senior Qian is really a woman, and that idiot Wang Ze is also a super ugly guy."
Lin Li also imitated the tone of a child and described it vividly.
After hearing this story full of personal opinions and full of ups and downs, Wang Ze laughed so hard that he fell on the bed.
Oh my god, Lin Li is such a petty person.
I just made up a story to attack him, but his counterattack was so quick?
Wang Ze really wanted to kick Lin Li as well, but considering that Lin Li put this outfit together for going out to play, he finally controlled his desire.
Come back next week.
After laughing, Wang Ze realized that the curse was quite dirty, so he stopped laughing: "(へ╬)..."
“Is it really that ugly?”
Lin Li pulled Wang Ze to the next room and shouted to Bai Bufan who was washing up on the balcony:
"Xiaobao! Stop washing your face! Mommy is going to test you. There is a girl standing next to Wang Ze. Answer a riddle."
Bai Bufan, who was washing up, turned his head, looked at it carefully for a while, and then gave the answer: "Baby! Isn't this my Beibei! Baby! I love you!"
Wang Ze: “!”
Lin Li: "?"
"No, Bufan was addicted to your grass last night?" Lin Li turned his head with a twitch in his mouth and asked, "What do you usually use to wash your private parts? It's not ice, right?"
"This is Wang Ze's charm." Wang Ze chuckled, "Sooner or later, the whole world will love to make fun of Nantong's jokes!"
"If someone really sneaks in one day, you'll behave yourself."
"If I were to get serious, at most I would be a little loose, but how could I be honest?" Wang Ze denied.
Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
Can't spray.
"Okay, Bufan, seriously, what do you think of Wang Ze's outfit?" Lin Li asked again.
Bai Bufan pulled the balcony door open a little further. After seeing clearly, he had a complicated expression and hesitated to speak. Finally, he waved his hand and said, "Forget it. My words are a bit harsh. I'll turn off the microphone first."
Then he closed the balcony door completely with a bang.
"vomit--"
"vomit--"
Muffled vomiting sounds were heard twice, and the dormitory became quiet, but silence was better than words at this moment.
"Yes." Lin Li raised his hand to signal.
Wang Ze: “…”
(End of this chapter)