Chapter 328: The General is Outside, and Does Not Do Anything

Chapter 328: The General is Outside, and Does Not Do Anything

Chapter 328: The General is Outside, and Does Not Do Anything
Lin Li and Wang Ze looked at each other in silence, and Lin Li raised his chin.

Wang Ze, who was already filled with grief and despair, no longer cared what Lin Li wanted to do. He just looked at Lin Li lifelessly, waiting for his next words.

However, Lin Li remained silent, but urged Wang Ze with his eyes.

"No? Why? Why don't you speak?" Wang Ze asked in confusion.

Lin Li then let out a long sigh and patted Wang Ze on the shoulder: "I'm waiting for you to speak."

"Why?" Wang Ze was puzzled.

"As the saying goes, ugly things should be said first, so you have to start the conversation. I'm handsome, so handsome things can only be said later." Lin Li smiled warmly and explained in detail.

Wang Ze: “…”

Your mother.

"Fuck, are you chasing me to kill me? This guy is still alive, he jumped!"

Wang Ze took off his shirt in frustration.

Lin Li quickly stepped back, fearing that Wang Ze was planning to engage him in a battle of entrances.

Oh, what's the big deal about this kind of thing?

"Let's go, let's go back to the next door. Maybe my aesthetic taste is really a little bit problematic. Lin Li, can you help me pick out some clothes? Father Xiang, please, I'm willing to do anything."

Wang Ze pulled Lin Li to the next door.

"alright."

Since he had nothing to do anyway, Lin Li nodded and followed.

"Wang Ze, first tell me what style you are going to create?"

Looking at the pile of clothes that Wang Ze took out of the closet and threw on the bed, Lin Li went over to pick and choose, and looked up and asked with some disgust.

This pile of clothes that are not school uniforms seems to be a lot, and it is even more rare in Nansang Middle School, a school where students are usually required to wear uniforms.

But in reality, there are very few options.

Because most of them are the clothes that Wang Ze wears during training, and there is no way to match them when he goes out to play.

"Of course it's still masculinity. I think this is my advantage. I play to my strengths and avoid my weaknesses."

Wang Ze never forgot his original intention and couldn't forget his sleeveless vest. Then he suddenly said coldly: "--Lin Li, where the hell are you looking at?"

This bitch is now a crotch-staring cat.

"Play to your strengths and avoid your weaknesses. It's reasonable to wear the pants so tightly." Lin Li stared at it for a while and nodded.

Wang Ze: “?”

Without waiting for Wang Ze to refute, Lin Li stood up without looking at the clothes on the bed:
"Masculinity, okay, I get it. I'll go ask Qu Wanqiu if she has any extra clothes and bring you a few. As long as they're oversized, you should be able to wear them."

Wang Ze: “(;☉_☉)?”

"No? Why did you borrow clothes from Qu Wanqiu?" Wang Ze was puzzled.

"For you to wear." Lin Li raised his head and answered calmly.

His eyes seemed to be full of confusion. Why would Wang Ze ask such a question, the answer of which was written on his face.

"... Lin Li, what I want is masculinity, masculinity!" Wang Ze emphasized word by word while gritting his teeth.

"I know."

"Come on, come on, father-in-law, tell Ze'er, what does wearing girls' clothes have to do with masculinity!" Wang Ze laughed in anger.

"Foolish, Ze'er, dressing up as a girl and acting like a little boy is something only men can do, so isn't this considered an extremely manly act?"

"Let me ask you, can a girl be Xiao Nanliang?"

“In addition, as we all know, men hold up half the sky, and women can also hold up half the sky, so it follows that male women can hold up the entire sky.

Oh my god, Wang Ze, think about it, this is the whole sky! When the time comes, you will stand up in front of Senior Sister Qian, Ei Yo man! I dare not imagine how much love will be in Senior Sister Qian's eyes when she sees this scene. "

When Lin Li talked about this, he became so angry that he forgot about everything and started talking like a machine gun.

Although history tells Lin Li that the end of the Southern Liang Dynasty was the Northern Dynasty, it is not important.

The person in front of him is Wang Ze, is he still afraid of this?
As for Wang Ze, who was not afraid in Lin Li's eyes, he walked to the corner silently, took out his arm strength stick, and slowly approached Lin Li.

Feeling his health bar light up, Lin Li stood up and ran.

"Lin! Li! Why the hell didn't you let me castrate myself in front of my senior? According to your theory, isn't this very manly?!" Wang Ze chased after him with red eyes.

"You are a teachable kid. I will ask Qu Wanqiu and her roommates if they have a sharper knife so that you can have less pain and cut more gracefully.

By then, you will be dressed as a eunuch in women's clothes, and your masculinity will be overflowing. I guarantee, Wang Ze, that your confession will be on the headlines of tomorrow's Xiling News."

Hearing Wang Ze's analogy, Lin Li was very pleased and commented while running back.

"It's just on the news. Why do you need to express your feelings for such a small matter? Lin Li!" Wang Ze smiled grimly and shook his head. "As long as I kill you, I will definitely be on the news tomorrow!"

Wang Ze really likes the lyrics of Faye Wong's "Fleeting Time".

If I can't have red eyes when we meet again, can I still have a red face? If you want me not to have red eyes, then you can slap my face red!!

……

Lin Li came back to life after watching the 15-second ad, and returned to the dormitory with Wang Ze.

In fact, Wang Ze couldn't catch up with him at all, but he had to let him vent.

"Seriously, Ze, with these clothes you have, you can't match the tough guy style you want. Give up."

After becoming more serious, Lin Li pointed at the clothes on the bed and shook his head:

"Also, masculinity is not something you show through your clothes, but through your actions.

For example, if something suddenly happens around you, you immediately protect the senior sister to your side. For example, the senior sister can’t open the bottle cap, you take it and find that you can’t open it either, and then you cry...”

"That makes sense." Wang Ze knew that Lin Li was speaking in a sarcastic way, so he probably understood what he meant and didn't bother to argue. Instead, he nodded and said, "If I don't do this, how can I match it?"

"Just keep it clean and fresh. Don't try to show off your shitty muscles. Keep it loose and casual. Keep it trendy to the point of rheumatism. You know what a Hong Kong arty guy is. Here, try these two on."

Lin Li picked out a few pieces of clothes from the pile, handed them to Wang Ze, and started trying them on.

"Try this one again."

"These pants look weird, let's change them."

"..."

"That's it. I think it's OK."

There were only a few pieces to wear, so there weren't many options for matching. It didn't take long for Lin Li to give his answer:
"I personally approve of this set, but aesthetics are subjective. I don't know Senior Qian well, so I can't guarantee that she will like it, so it's up to you."

"Don't start stacking armor now, I'm a little scared," Wang Ze scolded with a smile, "I'll go ask Bufan and see what he says."

"Woof woof woof."

"Woof woof woof, there are also those who approve and those who dislike."

As soon as Wang Ze walked towards the door, the bedroom door was pushed open. Bai Bufan was holding a hair dryer in his hand. He must have just finished drying his clothes and came upstairs.

"There are so many stupid dogs."

The first thing he did when he came in was to insult Lin Li.

After looking him up and down for a while, Bai Bufan nodded in approval: "Not bad, much better than the last set of anthropomorphism."

But Wang Ze narrowed his eyes, took a step forward and passed Bai Bufan, closed the dormitory door, and then looked at Lin Li, asking for his opinion: "Lin Li, hiss - what do you think of this outfit on Bufan, tsk, what do you think?"

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: “QAQ?”

Lin Li took a look. Since there was a preview of the weekend trip, Bai Bufan had of course brought his own private clothes this week and was wearing them now.

Don't say it, really don't say it.

It is indeed better than Wang Ze’s.

"His is better looking." Lin Li nodded.

"OK!" Wang Ze smiled.

Bai Bufan: "Oh, no, wait..."

……

"It's a bit sweet, never mind, I'll just keep my own outfit."

Wang Ze went to the stairs to compare, and when he came back, he threw his clothes at Bai Bufan, who was stripped down to his underwear on his bed, and said with disgust.

"You evil beast, you evil beast." Bai Bufan, who adheres to the principle of "enjoying life as long as it is healthy", lazily took the clothes, then gave the middle finger in return to show respect, and then justified his clothes:

"Wang Ze, let me tell you, Dam, what's wrong with my clothes? They're obviously very fashionable!"

"You can tell by looking at the material yourself. Zhu Wen usurped the throne - it's over for your Tang Dynasty." This is Wang Ze's most literary episode. He said disdainfully:
"Bufan, what are you thinking? I bought clothes made of milk dragon material. As soon as I put them on, I couldn't help but jump up and down and shout "I am a milk dragon, I am a milk dragon."

Bai Bufan: “?”

After being stunned for a moment, Bai Bufan searched for the label on the inside of his clothes. After seeing it clearly, he couldn't help laughing and said:
"Fuck, Wang Ze, you're the one who's making the second wave? Nylon, who the hell told you this is made of dragon milk? Nylon!"

Lin Li blinked, that was very cute.

"Okay, the core reason is still a little small. Bufan, I really admire you. Can't you grow taller?" Wang Ze shrugged and told the truth.

There is still a few centimeters difference in height between Wang Ze and Bai Bufan, but a few centimeters can make a big difference sometimes, so the same clothes will look different on two people.

"You're scolding the cook after eating a full meal. You know how to backstab. I'm already pretty awesome at my age and height, okay? One of you has a talent and the other is an old thing. I'm too lazy to criticize you."

Bai Bufan changed his clothes, stood up and pointed at the two of them.

"Compared to backstab, I prefer its synonym, entry from behind." The scolded Wang Ze smiled and said, "Enter yours."

"Speaking of which, Wang Ze, where are you spending your money? How did you end up?"

Ignoring the two people who started the van game, Lin Li looked around and asked after not seeing Wang Ze's flowers.

"It has been left in Pinglu. I gave it to the owner of a store and added him on WeChat. I'll see if there's a suitable opportunity to get out and pick it up. If not, I'll spend some more money and ask the owner to deliver it to me."

Wang Ze turned around and said.

"It's a bit troublesome." Lin Li raised his eyebrows and commented.

"What else can we do? This is the best solution I can think of." Wang Ze shrugged.

"Don't you have an unused storage ring at home? You can get one and put the flowers in it. You can materialize them when you need them. It's very convenient and can keep them fresh. No matter how early you buy them, you don't have to worry about them wilting."

Lin Li gave some advice. "That's right, idiot." Wang Ze laughed and commented sharply.

Lin Li sighed, he had given Bufan all his sincerity, and he had clearly given the most sincere advice.

"By the way, when are you two going there?" Wang Ze asked.

"We agreed to meet at the school gate in ten minutes. We can leave now. How about you?"

Lin Li rubbed his forehead, thinking about how to give Qu Wanqiu a bump without ruining his hairstyle.

"I haven't yet. My senior and I agreed to go out and play after lunch." Wang Ze replied.

"Why would we go there and have lunch--"

"Knock! Knock! Crunch—"

Before Lin Li could finish his words, there were two knocks on the door. After the person outside found that the door was not closed, he pushed it open and walked in.

Chen Tianming.

Because they all knew what Chen Tianming was going to do, the three of them looked at Chen Tianming's head.

"Look, Wang Ze, Tianming took my photo to the barber and told him that this is the proper length, and it's the length when my hair is not erected!" Lin Li immediately looked at Wang Ze and said proudly.

Wang Ze ignored it.

Bai Bufan frowned and said, "No, Tianming, you did a Jiba style? It feels like it's a little fluffy, but there's no other changes."

Chen Tianming sighed: "My evaluation is that the barber shop is the only legal casino in the mainland."

"I support this. Last time I said to thin the sides and leave the middle alone. Damn it, it's turned into shit." Bai Bufan agreed with this point.

Chen Tianming continued to sigh: "I asked him to blow my dick according to Lin Li's instructions, but I was not satisfied after the blowjob, so I washed it back to normal and re-did it randomly."

"And he confiscated my extra money for the second time. It seems he knew about it."

"What kind of blow did you give to the previous failed one?" Lin Li was curious now.

"You'll know once you take a look." Chen Tianming took out his cell phone.

Lin Li and the other two came forward.

"Why are you showing us your grandmother's photo? Are you showing us the hairstyle your hairdresser gave you?" After taking a look, Lin Li frowned and looked at Chen Tianming in confusion.

"But, Tianming, your grandma is quite fashionable." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up.

"Indeed, if your grandma goes to dance in the square, I think she can charm a group of old men to death." Wang Ze nodded in approval.

Chen Tianming, the grandmother herself: "..."

These evil creatures - they obviously did it on purpose.

Chen Tianming smiled: "To be honest, Lin Li, Bufan, Wang Ze, I feel that you three must be very kind."

"Oh, why do you say that?"

Although they knew that what was coming next would most likely be insults towards them, the Akaishi kings could not help themselves.

"Because everyone is a human being and has a kind heart, but when I see you, I know you are disgusting." Chen Tianming laughed.

"Ohohohoh——" A group of masochists were still cheering for Chen Tianming even after being scolded.

"I can only say that the barber shop is a bit rubbish, and I didn't find the right one for you," Lin Li stepped forward and patted Chen Tianming on the shoulder, "But it's okay, it's not bad, at least the profit is positive."

"It's not that it's completely without merit. The store is in a great location. You can jump into the river right outside the door."

——Since the other party was willing to wash his hair a second time for free, Chen Tianming felt it necessary to say something fair for them.

"That's great, but Bufan and I have to leave first. I wish you and Wang Ze a successful confession." Lin Li stood up with Bai Bufan and said with a smile.

"Thank you for your good words." Chen Tianming and Wang Ze said with a smile.

"I'm from Bao Jiyan. Yesterday I used a masturbation cup from Pinduoduo that cost 4.9 yuan with free shipping. The effect was immediate. My penis is particularly hot today, but I won't borrow it. I'll keep it for another use."

Chen Tianming, Wang Ze: “?”

Afterwards, Chen Tianming immediately returned to his dormitory - nothing happened, he simply couldn't be alone in the same space with Wang Ze.

……

School gate.

"Hey, yo~ Lin Li~~"

Qu Wanqiu was already there. When she saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan approaching, she started to speak in a sarcastic tone.

“Don’t be so silly, just tell me if I’m handsome or not.” Lin Li turned up the collar of his clothes and adjusted his non-existent glasses.

"It's just so-so." Qu Wanqiu said firmly.

Lin Li sighed, pulled Bai Bufan over, and put his cheek against Bai Bufan's: "What now?"

"Wow, so handsome." Qu Wanqiu's eyes lit up and she nodded.

Lin Li (shy):

"()"

Bai Bufan (calm):
"(.＿.)▄︻┻┳═一"

"As expected, flowers still need to be paired with green leaves." Lin Li patted Bai Bufan.

"Oh my god, why are you two so mean!!"

Bai Bufan never thought that he could get hurt like this.

I want to create an organization to protect Bai Bufan!

"It's okay, baby. Don't you know that when the ugly duckling grows up, it will no longer be an ugly duckling, but a big ugly duckling. Even though it will still be ugly, it can be sold for money, so there is a bright future ahead."

Lin Li gently finished off the opponent.

Bai Bufan raised his middle finger, then sneered and started to fight back: "Lin Li, have you ever played chess?"

"Nonsense, I must have played it before, what's the story?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"Then you should know that there are two 'gan' surrounding 'shuai', and he can never leave their range," Bai Bufan sneered.
"The wisdom of our ancestors tells us that handsome men will always be fucked, and they can't escape the fate of being fucked for the rest of their lives, especially by two men at a time!"

"You are in trouble. You have been treated badly by Wang Ze."

Lin Li, Qu Wanqiu: "...(;☉_☉)?"

Qu Wanqiu scratched her head. So, what was it? Had she been placing the chess pieces incorrectly all these years?

No! Bai Bufan, you shouldn’t post on Instagram!

Lin Lizhe felt a little pain in his buttocks.

If there are two of them...it would be too much.

Because I had already taken a taxi on the way here, the taxi arrived very quickly.

Bai Bufan sat neatly in the passenger seat of the first person to die in the accident, with tears in his eyes. Bruce is the best.

"Xiaojiujiu, hurry Dingzi downstairs." Lin Li said to Qu Wanqiu after getting into the back seat of the car.

"it is good."

"Master, do as the order says and pick someone up first and then go to Pinglu Street." Bai Bufan said to the driver.

"Okay, I got it." The driver nodded.

"Thank you, Master." Bai Bufan said politely.

"Young people are still polite," the driver nodded again with satisfaction, and then complained to Bai Bufan in silence:
"Kid, let me tell you, several of the customers I picked up before gave bad reviews for no apparent reason after getting off the car, causing my star rating to drop."

"That's so bad. Don't worry, master. I will give you a five-star rating later." Bai Bufan patted his chest and raised his chin towards the driver.

Dude!

The driver was delighted when he heard this: "Young man, you may not look good, but you have a good heart! Thank you. By the way, what are you doing on the weekend? Go to cram school?"

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

Lin Li, Qu Wanqiu: “(ω)!”

"...Ha, haha, no, I'm out having fun." Bai Bufan answered with a slightly embarrassed forced smile.

Lin Li and Qu Wanqiu looked at each other, lowered their heads and began to hold back their laughter.

Master, master.

Is it possible that several people you received before gave bad reviews after getting off the car, and it was not inexplicable?

Bai Bufan, who no longer wanted to communicate with the driver, lowered his head to look at his phone.

"Lin Li: Guess what happened in the car just now? @陈雨盈@丁思涵"

Bai Bufan: “…”

Damn it, I don’t even want to look at my phone anymore.

The school was not too far from Ding Sihan’s home, so the car arrived there soon.

"Ahhhh Lin Li!"

When Ding Sihan got into the car from Qu Wanqiu's side and heard her battle cry, Lin Li felt comfortable instantly.

“She even got her hair done?” Ding Sihan clicked her tongue.

"Of course." Lin Li crossed his arms proudly, "Oi, Dingzi, don't open the window on your side. If the wind blows my hair crooked, I'll break your spine too."

"You look so leisurely, it seems you have made all preparations?" Ding Sihan, who was threatened, did not get angry. He stopped opening the window, turned his head and asked with a smile.

"There's nothing to be nervous about. Everything will happen naturally. I don't plan to make it too fancy." Lin Li said with a smile.

"Don't you need our help with anything else?" Bai Bufan turned around from the front seat and asked.

"Just find a chance to disappear at night," Lin Li said disdainfully, "What can a loser like you do to help?"

"I prepared Xuanmai." Bai Bufan took out chewing gum from his pocket: "It can make your mouth cleaner, do you want it?"

"Um... give me two, thank you."

This guy doesn’t look very good, but he has a good heart!

(End of this chapter)