Chapter 329 Ximen Qing's Three Laws Are Still in Effect
Chapter 329 Ximen Qing's Three Laws Are Still in Effect
Arrived at Pinglu Street.
It is only eleven o'clock now, which is far from the busiest time for the market, but there are already quite a few people at the entrance of the street, including men, women, young and old.
——"I miss you very much in Pinglu."
Seeing this classic road sign that was not there last night, Lin Li couldn't help but feel excited. Many people were checking in with this road sign.
Then I have to punch in too.
"Goodbye, driver. Be careful on your journey. Wish you good luck and prosperity."
When the online car-hailing vehicle that brought the four people left, Bai Bufan, who had just said goodbye to the driver with a gentle face and affectionate attitude, suddenly turned cold.
He took out his cell phone and started giving the driver bad reviews.
——"I told you that I'm average looking! I told you that I'm kind-hearted! I told you that I go to cram school!"
If you get closer at this time, you can hear the clicking sound made by Bai Bufan because he pressed the screen too hard, as well as the gnashing of teeth and the hideous whispering that sounded like it came from hell.
"Didn't you say you would give a good review?"
Lin Li, who had foolishly taken photos with the road sign, came over and asked with a smile.
Bai Bufan raised his head, smiled, and began to sing:
“As a people-pleaser, I just thought of a way to exercise sincerity and courage.
From today on, if the driver asks me to give a good review, unless the service is so good that I want to give a good review, I will just say sorry, I don’t want to give a good review and get off.
I will never again say "I'll give him a good review" but then I won't care when I get off the bus. "
Lin Li: "?"
Hello, teacher. His name is Bai.
"Bufan, I have high hopes for you. When 6G comes out, you must be the beneficiary!" Seeing Bai Bufan's awareness, Lin Li patted his shoulder with satisfaction and encouraged him:
"As long as you keep your mouth shut and say that your goal is just to make fun videos, and then go to an open source website and copy some code and say that it was written by you, you will have millions of fans in no time."
"Okay, I'll try my best." Bai Bufan nodded heavily.
Everyone laughs at Cyber Ding Zhen, but everyone wants to be Cyber Ding Zhen.
"Yingbao said she will be here in a few minutes. Let's go buy something to drink first. I'm a little thirsty."
Ding Sihan put down his phone, turned around and said to the three of them.
"Okay, let's go." The three of them had no objection.
"Lin Li, Bai Bufan, what would you two like to drink?"
The four of them walked into the street from the Pinglu Street entrance. After a few steps, they saw a shop selling fruit drinks and milk tea.
"I have already been given the drinks Yingbao wanted. What about you two? I will order them for you two."
Ding Sihan asked Lin Li and Bai Bufan again.
"I'm fine with anything." Bai Bufan didn't care.
"I don't drink." Lin Li shook his head.
"Don't drink? Why not? Aren't there all kinds of fruit teas here that you would like to drink?"
Ding Sihan looked and saw that Lin Li did not bring any drinks this time, so he asked in confusion.
"I no longer accept fruit teas. They are lowly and shameless, too lewd and promiscuous. They are not worthy of entering my stomach at all." Lin Li shook his head.
Ding Sihan: “?”
He started to talk nonsense again.
"What the hell is this? How come you boys even make up dirty rumors about fruits? It's really disgusting!" Ding Sihan was surprised and raised his fist for justice.
"Hehe, Huang Yao?
The ignorant always have inexplicable self-confidence. As the top student in the grade, Dingzi, I naturally know a lot of knowledge that you don’t know.
Listen carefully to what I am going to say next - oranges are a cross between tangerines and grapefruits, lemons are a cross between oranges and limes, limes are a cross between citrons and grapefruits, grapefruits are a cross between oranges and grapefruits, and tangerines are a cross between oranges and tangerines...
Do you understand now? The citrus family is basically all hybrids. This hybrid mud-legged drink—
Let me ask you, is a fruit drink full of dust, cigarettes and alcohol worthy of me who smells like a soft and fragrant cake? "
Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu, and the cashier: "(;☉_☉)?"
Bai Bufan suddenly realized and his expression changed instantly. He looked at Ding Sihan solemnly: "Ding Sihan, you don't need to order for me. I don't want to drink it either. I suddenly remembered that I am also very noble."
"..."
When the surprise disappeared, Ding Sihan rolled his eyes, then sighed deeply and ignored the two idiots.
These two should still know to run home when it rains, and if they are thirsty and want to drink water later, they will go buy it themselves.
Looking at the follower Bai Bufan, Lin Li was extremely contemptuous. He sneered and said jokingly: "Bufan, do you know what I usually use to wash my hair?"
"With what?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li.
"Stancomb."
"Oh~~ I know, I usually use egg soup~" Bai Guowei heard this and immediately followed suit: "I only use this, and it must be made from eggs laid by old hens from the Nansang Zhengbai Banner. If I use anything else to wash my hair, I'll cough!"
"Bai Bufan, ah Bai Bufan, can you have some independent ideas?" Looking at Bai Bufan who was still following the crowd, Lin Li laughed and scolded with annoyance: "Can you be more like Voldemort?"
"Eh? What happened to Voldemort again?" Bai Bufan was surprised.
"As far as I know, Voldemort is very independent-minded and he has never been led by the nose by anyone." Lin Li gave a thumbs up to express his praise.
Bai Bufan: “…”
Don't say it, really don't say it.
but--
"This bastard Voldemort doesn't even have a nose! Who can lead him by the nose?" Bai Bufan roared.
"Sometimes, just believing what others say is not necessarily a sign of having no opinion,"
Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan were listening to the crosstalk between the two. At this point, Qu Wanqiu joined the conversation:
"Yingbao is very easy to please. She will buy whatever we say. She will go to play somewhere fun after a few days if we tell her it's fun. Do you think she has no opinion? No, she is rich!"
"Is it really that soft?" But Lin Li seemed to have missed the point and shook his head: "I don't believe it unless she lets me touch it."
Qu Wanqiu: “?”
"Go and touch her yourself. To be honest, no matter before or after today, as long as you are shameless enough, she will blush and give in to you, haha." Qu Wanqiu said with a smile.
"Okay, let's find a chance to try." Lin Li was very receptive to the advice.
"Lin Li, the opportunity has come," Qu Wanqiu glanced at her phone and raised her chin towards Lin Li: "Yingbao said in the group that she has arrived, go and bring her over, and we will pretend that we are busy and didn't see the message."
"Okay." Lin Li nodded, checked his phone to confirm, and walked towards the entrance alone.
Walking through the crowd, Lin Li looked in search, and then stopped at the intersection, where a figure was standing against the stone pier.
Chen Yuying was swiping the screen of her mobile phone with her eyes lowered, probably waiting for everyone in the group to reply to her message. Her hair, which usually reached her waist, was curled into lazy arcs at the ends today.
The S-shaped bangs on the forehead are obedient and fit perfectly, gently dancing in the wind.
The cyan mid-neck sweater wrapped around her slender neck, the cross-body chain bag strap made the chest undulate, and the light khaki long skirt was gently wrinkled by the autumn wind, revealing the white curves of her ankle socks.
Lin Li: OVO.
Wow, oscilloscope, I always feel that what Yingbao has not said is really big.
Damn it, it’s happening again, bah bah bah.
There is a saying that there is no lack of beauty in life, but only a lack of eyes to discover beauty.
But Lin Li no longer agrees with this statement. There is no shortage of eyes that can discover beauty in life. As long as it is beautiful enough, who can fail to notice it?
Looking around, as long as there were no pedestrians who were rushing on the road with a strong purpose, no matter whether they were men or women, old or young, they would more or less glance at the girl.
Helen Keller came and could be found for three days.
There was a couple, and the man was secretly looking at Chen Yuying.
Buddy, you can’t hide the look of liking one person, but you have to hide the look of liking many people.
Why are there still people looking at me? Why are they looking at me? They are just admiring Yingbao.
Wait, are the girls in the couple group looking at me too? Wow, you two are really made for each other. Lock them in. Best wishes for 99.
After lowering her eyes and seeing the content of the message that was finally replied in the group chat, Chen Yuying looked up at the entrance and exit. When her amber pupils reflected the young man walking towards her through the crowd, her eyelashes trembled slightly and her eyes suddenly brightened.
The corners of her mouth curled up naturally and unconsciously, and the strand of hair that was originally held by the wind and hers gently slid down.
Chen Yuying also ran towards Lin Li quickly, and after they met, the two walked side by side.
Chen Yuying's gaze stayed on Lin Li's hair, a change that she couldn't help but notice, with a smile on her lips.
"How is it?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows and asked. "Lin Li, have you gained weight?"
However, Chen Yuying moved her gaze to Lin Li's eyes and body, tilted her head, and did not give a direct answer.
"Getting fat? No way. My body is still the golden ratio as always. I'm the dream model for sculptors. Absolutely perfect, a man among men, a masculine among masculine..."
Lin Li has always been shameless. He started to chant like crazy and even did a few fitness exercises.
"But," Chen Yuying's smile deepened, and she looked straight at Lin Li and asked:
"According to Ximen Qing's three laws, the greater the mass, the greater the attraction. Your attraction has become greater, but you really haven't gotten fatter?"
Lin Li: OVO!
Oh my god, shouldn't you say these compliments from yourself? Baby, have you even learned this skill?
But, is it really so nice to be praised like this?
Yingbao, you must be so happy when I praise you like this.
As for why they are Ximen Qing's three laws, when Lin Li was telling stories at the sports meeting, because of Chen Yuying's sudden appearance, he had to give up Newton.
I forgot about this. Go to the kitchen and cook two dishes for the antenna and take another two hundred yuan.
It seems that Chen Yuying also remembered this matter, and this encrypted conversation between the two of them made Lin Li's mouth curl up a little more.
It's love! Fun!
"Okay, squad leader, since you said so, I have to gain weight." Lin Li nodded, then looked at Chen Yuying with a smile, and said, "Squad leader, I feel that you have gained weight too."
"Really? Where is it?"
Chen Yuying stretched out her hand to tangle her hair, and subconsciously stood straighter, showing off the clothes she had carefully put together, looking forward to his praise.
Even just two simple words, "beautiful", can make people excited.
"Stomach, I feel like I have a small tummy." Lin Li pointed at his flat belly and lied with his eyes open, "Hehe, you ate at least three kilograms of rice last night, right?"
Chen Yuying: “?”
Did it literally mean getting heavier?
"No way! Lin Li, you are so annoying!" Angry Yingbao used the Angry Iron Fist.
MISS.
The girl's fist was literally tickling.
After punching Lin Li on the shoulder a few times, Chen Yuying turned her head slightly away - that was all it took to show her dislike.
It's okay, she will calm herself down later, so Lin Li did not repent his sin, but took the opportunity to look at Chen Yuying's profile.
Mainly the ears, which are white and small.
The earlobes must be icy and soft, no problem, but the base of the ears feels like the texture of a tree. Is Qu Wanqiu lying to herself? What a bad thing.
"So Lin Li, why did you go and get your hair done today?" Chen Yuying managed to calm herself down within a few seconds, turned around and asked curiously.
Seeing Lin Li's eyes following his left ear, he glared at him again.
Lin Li: "I called my mother yesterday and felt a little sorry for her. I am doing my best to be filial to her."
Chen Yuying: “?”
"Our hair and body are given by our parents. If I take good care of my hair, it is equivalent to taking good care of my mother." Lin Li explained, "I took the money for my hair care from my mother's pension account."
That's how he laughed.
Oh, filial piety.
"...Auntie, do you know that you are so filial?" Chen Yuying's laughter followed by a sigh.
"Filial piety is our duty. Why make it public? I didn't tell her." Lin Li waved his hand modestly:
"Filial piety is like underwear, everyone has it and wears it, but if someone deliberately wears it outside to show it to others, then there is a problem - except for Superman, monitor, do you think I'm right? Understand the applause."
"Right, right?" Chen Yuying said somewhat unconfidently.
But there was no applause.
"That's right." Lin Li smiled gently. Seeing Chen Yuying's cheeks puffed up slightly and looking at him with a bit of dissatisfaction, he continued to explain with a smile:
"I passed by a barber shop this morning and decided to try it out. Who can resist becoming more handsome? Didn't you curl your hair, too, squad leader?"
A gentleman uses his mouth, not his fists, but Lin Li is a villain, so he resorted to violence while talking.
The hair ends are so soft and silky that you want to sink your fingers into them.
"Okay." Lin Li was right, so Chen Yuying didn't dwell on it.
After walking a few more steps, she saw three people outside the beverage shop. Chen Yuying waved and walked forward.
"Yuying, you look really good today. Where did you buy these pants?"
"I'll send you the link later. It's not expensive, and your outfit looks good too..."
A classic business exaggeration segment.
Lin Li thought that the world would be very interesting if there was a lie detector above a girl's head when she talked.
"Did you touch it?" Qu Wanqiu came up quietly and started talking about something very perverted.
"No." Lin Li shook his head.
"Is that so?" Qu Wanqiu nodded, then shouted Yingbao in a hoarse voice, rushed forward and held Chen Yuying's cheeks with both hands, moved her fingers dirtyly around her ears, and then looked at Lin Li provocatively.
Being bullied again, Lin Li sighed and pinched Bai Bufan's butt as a way of venting his anger.
Bai Bufan did not resist. In the future, he should play less with Wang Ze. This was not a right reaction.
I'm a little disappointed with us.
"Why don't you two drink?" After understanding the situation, Chen Yuying asked Lin Li.
"There must be other drinks here. If you buy milk tea now, there will be no choice later, and it's not good to waste it." Lin Li shrugged and said.
Bai Bufan's eyes widened. It turns out that you don't really dislike fruit tea as a hybrid drink. You really have a reason.
"Yes, I think so too." So Bai Bufan also nodded heavily.
Ignore the contemptuous looks from everyone.
After buying the girls’ drinks, the five of them officially started to visit the market.
The stalls on both sides of Pinglu Street are relatively regular, without anything fancy. The ones that Lin Li found interesting last night were all by the river after leaving the street, where there is a lot of space and more variety.
There were quite a few stalls selling clothes, but the girls basically just glanced past without stopping.
It’s not that they dislike street goods, but the styles and designs of these clothes are simply not suitable for them. Some of them are simply fabric stores, and most people who go in to shop are older.
And you can’t try on clothes, so if you really want to buy something, you’d better go to the mall.
What can attract girls to stay are the stalls selling accessories, dolls and the like.
"Lin Li, why are you looking at the ground? Don't lower your head, or the crown will fall off."
Bai Bufan and Lin Li were naturally not interested in these things. Seeing that the girls were enjoying their selection, Bai Bufan, who was about to talk to Lin Li, noticed that Lin Li kept his head down and asked in confusion.
"I was wondering, the earth is 70% ocean and 30% land, where did the other 30% ocean and 70% land go?" Lin Li asked casually.
Of course, Lin Li was not thinking about this. He just wanted to see if there was any money dropped by others on the ground to help his "gold" progress bar.
"30% of the oceans are buried, and 70% of the land is flooded." Bai Bufan gave the answer.
"Then you are very smart." Lin Li praised perfunctorily.
Then he sighed, holding the payment card hanging on the tarpaulin, with the WeChat payment code on the front and the Alipay payment code on the back, and said with emotion:
"It's extraordinary. I suddenly miss the time when everyone still used cash. Now it's all electronic payment. It's convenient, but it lacks a lot of human touch."
Of course, the human touch is not important, the main thing is that there is less money on the ground - so far, Lin Li's harvest is one coin, that's all.
Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li speechlessly:
"No, Lin Li, even if you are 18 years old, you have not experienced a few years of cash-based payment. Why are you sitting here grumbling about the passing of time?"
"whee."
However, Bai Bufan looked at the payment code in Lin Li's hand, suddenly pinched his chin, and said hesitantly: "But, eh, Lin Li."
"Ok?"
"What do you think? If we use the heads of black people and white people to build the Jingguan, can we make a QR code for payment?" Bai Bufan asked.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Lin Li was sweating profusely: "In theory, it's possible, but Bai Bufan, don't you think you're being a little too cruel?"
"Lin Li you——"
"——It's obvious that we can just use black people's heads. Their heads are white once the skin is removed. Why use white people's heads? It's expensive and troublesome." Lin Li continued to speak.
"Spit knife music, spit knife music, black people just want to spit knife music~"
Bai Bufan, who had just finished hearing the first sentence and wanted to question Lin Li about why he was so arrogant, broke out in a sweat after hearing the rest:
"Brother, my problem is that you still have financial sense."
(End of this chapter)