Chapter 330 Oi, little ghost, it feels a bit hot

Chapter 330 Oi, little ghost, it feels a bit hot

Chapter 330 Oi, little ghost, it feels a bit hot

Bai Bufan felt that God must be an evil god, having created such evil creatures as Lin Li.

One look at Ding Zhen and I feel like Jesus needs a thimble to defeat the town master.

"Lin Li, you are such a jerk. In this world, the only people who can compare with you in terms of not being a good person are Xi'er and his Xihai people."

Bai Bufan imagined the skinning scene in his mind, and then he couldn't help laughing and cursing.

"Xi'er? Not enough." Lin Li heard this with a look of contempt, and waved his index finger left and right: "Bufan, what you said is definitely wrong. You should know one thing. Any French soldier is four times more cruel than Xi'er's general."

"Oh? How do you mean?" Bai Bufan was eager to learn.

"The Hill salute is one hand extended 45 degrees, while the French military salute is two hands extended 90 degrees. Isn't this a simple math problem? It takes four Frenchmen to defeat one Frenchman. The difference is obvious."

Lin Li shrugged.

As a top student with a score of 150 in mathematics, he got it right in one glance.

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

Eh?
"Wow, it's true! Are French soldiers so strong? Then their record in World War II must have been glorious, right?" Bai Bufan was filled with admiration. He raised the French military salute and started jumping up and down.

This \0/movement made Lin Li laugh. By this calculation, the Sun Believers were not only the same as the French soldiers, but they could also jump better. Moreover, the same was true for all the people in the nation, so they were more powerful.

Have to be loyal.

Two people are standing at the entrance of the stall, and there are divergent crickets. If any of their words are leaked to the country and become an issue, they will be sentenced to repeated execution.

When the three girls came out of the store after shopping, Lin Li asked, "Do you want to buy something to eat?"

The five of us didn't plan to have a formal lunch today. There were already a lot of food at the market during the day, and a group of night market food trucks would arrive in the evening, so today they could just walk around and eat.

It is now close to noon. Those who got up early, such as Lin Li, have almost finished digesting their food, while those who got up late, such as Bufan, have not eaten anything at all.

"Sure." So the girls nodded.

"I want to eat that sizzling squid."

Bai Bufan pointed to a stall not far away that was emitting white smoke and said.

"Then let's go. If you want to eat, everyone will definitely eat with you."

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan lovingly, this was the episode that showed him the most pampering.

It’s definitely not because Lin Li also wants to eat.

"Take a look, what would you like to order?"

Business was pretty good. The stall owner and his possible apprentices or employees were all frying and grilling at the moment. After noticing five people approaching, the stall owner took the time to look up and ask a question, then lowered his head and continued to work.

"One for each of you three, or what?" Lin Li turned around and asked the girl.

Ding Sihan looked at the products and price list for a while, chatted with Qu Wanqiu and Chen Yuying, and waved his hand:

"No, we can just have one portion of squid to share among the three of us, and then another portion of tofu and shrimp paste. If the two of you want to eat too, then grab a spoon and a skewer and share."

"Okay." Knowing that they were not trying to save money but just wanted to save their stomachs to eat something else, Lin Li did not persuade them and turned to repeat to the stall owner:
"Boss, three servings of squid, one serving of grilled tofu and one serving of grilled shrimp. After you grill one of the squids, can you use a spatula to cut it into small pieces for us and pack it in boxes?"

"Of course no problem, it's 65 in total, just let me know when you're done paying."

The market price is a bit high, but acceptable.

When the previous batch of customers' food was served, the stall owner cleaned the iron plate, poured the base sauce on it, and looked up to ask:
"Hello everyone, do you have any dietary restrictions, such as chopped green onions, cilantro, and onions? Do you want spicy food?"

"We all eat the chopped green onion and cilantro. One doesn't want the squid spicy. Ask them for the others."

They had eaten many meals together before, and they already knew the dietary restrictions, so Bai Bufan answered immediately.

Bai Bufan can't eat spicy food.

The classic theory he had told Lin Li before was that persuading people to eat spicy food was the same as persuading people to be gay. No matter whether they liked it or not after trying it, they would have a sore butt the next day.

"Lung fog." So Lin Li did not try to persuade her, but just expressed his disdain.

"Boss, he's not a loser. His dish has to be super spicy. Remember, it has to be super spicy. If it's not super spicy enough, he won't eat it. Haha." Bai Bufan, who was scolded, did not refute but spoke calmly to the stall owner.

From the perspective of identity, Biantai La is worthy of the pervert Lin Li.

So Chen Yuying nodded slightly at the back, which was considered as approval.

"Let's make the rest slightly spicy," Ding Sihan said.

Bai Bufan is not someone who can't eat spicy food, so even though it is slightly spicy, he can eat it if he wants to.

"okay!"

After receiving the information, the squid was placed on the iron plate, and instantly there was a sizzling sound of oil popping, and bursts of white smoke drifted away.

"But, young man, do you really want it to be super spicy? My hot sauce is secret, and the upper limit is very high. I have to tell you first, so that you don't get sick while eating it."

The stall owner asked Lin Li, feeling that it was necessary to emphasize this.

"Ah? Is that so? Then I'd rather just be moderately spicy, not a pervert." Lin Li backed off quickly.

What a joke, being able to eat spicy food and being able to eat extremely spicy food are two different things. Since the stall owner has said so, you can’t eat it.

“Okay.” The boss nodded and divided the food into three portions and baked them separately.

"The grilled enoki mushrooms seem to be very fragrant too. Would you like to try some?" Ding Sihan looked at what another apprentice was frying and grilling, and spoke again.

Ding Sihan has always been like this, wanting to eat everything and order everything, but in the end most of what he ordered ended up in other people's stomachs.

But I feel safe going out with a friend like this. I just need to ask her what I want to eat and that's it. She rarely makes mistakes, and if she does, she will scold her.

"Forget about the enoki mushrooms."

The dead memories began to attack him, and Lin Li waved his hands repeatedly.

"Haha, lung fog, I don't dare to eat it now." Bai Bufan finally found an opportunity to fight back and said sarcastically.

Lin Li took out his mobile phone, copied, and sent.

Bai Bufan glanced at his phone, his face turned pale instantly, and he waved his hand: "Damn it, Lin Li, you still keep this message, I copied it and sent it to you and deleted it myself, damn, I won't eat it anymore."

Brain, think of something else right now, don’t let your imagination run wild!
Ding Sihan: “?”

"What is it?" Ding Sihan was curious.

Bai Bufan blinked. Isn’t this inappropriate?

He turned his gaze towards Lin Li.

"Ding Sihan."

"Eh."

"Ciallo~(∠▽<)⌒☆~" When Ding Sihan looked at him, Lin Li suddenly pouted and winked, speaking in a low voice.

He also clenched his fist next to his cheek and made a lucky cat gesture.

Ding, Chen, Qu: "(;☉_☉)?"

Bai Bufan: "oO?"

Cute.

Sorry, I missed a few words. I pinched my mom’s stinky pussy.

Bai Bufan had a complicated expression. Could you please restrain yourself, Yuzichu? If you continue like this, I will not be able to help but come in from behind you.

As for Ding Sihan, all one can say is that his pupils trembled.

“No!!! Ahhhhhh Lin Li! What are you crazy about?”

Ding Sihan's facial features were wrinkled, he couldn't believe his ears and eyes, his face was pale, and even his battle cry was a little weak.

"It's not important. What's important is that the content on the phone is even more disgusting than what I just did. Do you still want to see it?" Lin Li smiled calmly.

"...Forget it, I still have to eat." When the nausea suddenly became concrete, Ding Sihan gave up instantly.

Too convincing Lin Li.

Just when he was feeling proud of his own intelligence, his arm was poked. Lin Li turned his head, looked at Chen Yuying, and asked softly, "What's the matter?"

"I want to see it even more." Chen Yuying blinked and spoke seriously.

Okay, stop pampering me, baby. I can’t help but turn into a stubborn Chen Tianming.

"Then I have to add that what happened on the phone has nothing to do with me. You can understand it as Bai Bufan doing the same action I just did on the phone." But it certainly cannot be shown to Chen Yuying, so Lin Li replied.

"Oh, I won't watch it then."

Chen Yuying held her cup of fruit tea and nodded slightly.

Bai Bufan: “…”

Oh my god, when you two are whispering, especially when you are saying bad things about others, can you please speak more quietly?

Forget it. Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu could clearly hear what was said but pretended not to hear it. Bai Bufan also pretended not to hear what they were saying.

As time goes by, the aroma becomes stronger.

The stall owner wiped the sweat from his forehead with a towel and let out a long sigh.

The weather in mid-November is naturally not hot, but even in winter, people at this kind of stall will still be sweating profusely.

Bai Bufan frowned slightly, not because it was unhygienic, but simply because he was a little confused:
"Boss, you are so hot, why are you wearing so many clothes and carrying a bag? Wouldn't it be more comfortable if you put it down?"

At this moment, even though it was very hot, the stall owner was still wearing a coat and a cross-body bag, covering himself tightly.

"Oh, I get angry just talking about this!" The boss, who had already started applying the sauce, was so angry that he even applied the sauce a little harder: "I'm telling you, you really have to take good care of your things at the market!"

"What's wrong? Is there a thief?" Bai Bufan asked when he heard it.

Performance? Where are the performance?

Lin Li raised his head in response and looked at the stall owner expectantly.

Is there a thief here?
That White Silk Knight Lin Li asked for a fight! !
"There's no thief," the stall owner waved his hands, but his face was still gloomy: "Damn it, but there is a psychopath!"

"I went to the bathroom last night, and when I came back, I found that my clothes, bag, cell phone and everything were all gone."

"I was so anxious at the time. I thought I was robbed and almost called the police. I saw there was a surveillance camera at the street corner, so I went to check it out first. But when I got to the street management office, I found that all my things had been taken to the lost and found office!" Lin Li: "(；☉_☉)?"

No, uncle, wait a minute.

Lin Li's eyes slowly moved towards the bag on the stall owner. Hiss... you know what, you really have to say, it does look a little familiar. It looks a bit like the 'lost item' he found last night.

"..."

"..."

Oh shit, am I the one who is crazy?

Yesterday I was still feeling lucky for this rare 'big order', but it turns out it wasn't lost property at all?
"Boss, this isn't crazy, is it? Maybe the other party just meant well but did a bad thing?" Bai Bufan raised his eyebrows and asked back.

Bai Bufan is man’s best friend!

Lin Li cheered for Bai Bufan in his heart, I love you, muah, I’ll make a big shit for you at night and you can eat it to your heart’s content!
“No,” the stall owner waved his hand, “I thought so originally, but the staff at the lost and found office must have been tortured by that man last night, so when he met me, a similar victim, he treated me as a tree hole and poured out his heart to me.

I just realized that the boy was looking for lost items everywhere last night. Anything was handed over to him, and even a 50-cent coin was dug out of the ground and asked to find the owner..."

"The staff member politely told the man to use it himself, but he still paid the price, saying that he had a bad mindset! It made me laugh."

The boss shook his head speechlessly.

"It's so funny! There are people like this. How can they be as sick as Lin Li?" Ding Sihan, who was also listening nearby, made a sharp comment.

"Indeed, I would believe it if you said it was Lin Li." Qu Wanqiu also teased.

Lin Li: "..."

They really didn't do it on purpose after knowing the truth.

He just had nothing to do and took the opportunity to scold himself.

"Ah? If that's the case, then you are indeed a bit crazy." Bai Bufan's expression changed quickly. He changed sides on the spot and stood on the side of the stall owner.

damn thing.

Dog meat is the most delicious meat in the world.

Lin Li felt that Bai Bufan was ill, and mentally prescribed a Chinese medicine for him: star anise, pepper, cinnamon, cloves, fennel...

Damn it, how can this world ever be better? Why are they so malicious towards a pure and kind-hearted child like me?

It's obviously a good deed, but he has to be scolded like this. Lin Liyuyu is so embarrassed that she needs Chen Yuying to kiss her to make things better.

At the moment when the stall owner and Bai Bufan started to attack the "lunatic", the lunatic himself began to think.

When I handed in my bag and phone last night, my gold progress was moving forward. So is the task requirement of returning lost property actually a very subjective concept?
Or, after stealing something, overcoming the desire to keep the stolen item for oneself, turning oneself in, and "turning back on one's ways" can also be considered a test of "gold"?

Damn, you can fish by yourself, right?

However, it is still speculation at present, and we need to at least test it.

Bai Bufan was the most suitable victim, but he didn't bring anything with him today, just a mobile phone and a cross-body bag for the power bank and data cable.

Nowadays, mobile phones are held in hands and bags are carried on the body, making them difficult to steal.

I'll find another opportunity later.

"Stop scolding me, Boss. You should feel better now, right?"

After the plan was sorted out, Lin Li interrupted the conversation between Bai Bufan and the stall owner, pointing at the food on the iron plate and reminding him.

"Oh, yes, I almost forgot," the boss stopped talking, "I'll give you the squid first. This one is not spicy, this one is medium spicy, and this one is slightly spicy. The shrimp paste and tofu will come later."

Lin Li took the deflated paper bag containing the squid. The squid was covered with dark red sauce, which gave off a spicy smell and looked quite appetizing.

"Hmm, delicious." Bai Bufan's squid was bright red - coated with sweet and spicy sauce. At this moment, he was chewing and nodding with satisfaction.

"It's slightly spicy, but just the right amount~" The girls also expressed their satisfaction after sharing the food with skewers.

Lin Li was even more excited.

Without any hesitation, he took a big bite of the sauce-filled part.

The crispy skin wraps around the tender and chewy meat, and the salty and spicy flavor of the sauce explodes on the tip of your tongue and goes straight into your nasal cavity.

The taste of squid is really invincible, it tastes good no matter how you cook it.

The sauce was only slightly hot at first. Lin Li squinted his eyes and chewed happily, then swallowed.

“Indeed—” Lin Li took the second bite and began to chew, preparing to express his praise.

But before he could finish his words, Lin Li frowned slightly, closed his mouth, and swallowed the saliva that was secreted.

Wait, that doesn't feel right.

Why does my throat feel like it has swallowed Sister Yu’s big black silk feet, and it feels spicy and burning?
I feel my mouth, nose and throat are a little hot.

After keeping his mouth shut for a few seconds, Lin Li couldn't help but open his mouth and exhale. He felt the tip of his tongue go numb and swallowed the half-chewed squid meat in his mouth.

"What's wrong?" Seeing that Lin Li had only said half of his words, the four asked.

Lin Li looked down at the squid in his hand. The spicy taste stimulated his trigeminal nerve, causing the muscles around his eyes to contract and his eyes to half close. “Hiss, ha—hiss, ha—oh my, this is quite spicy.”

"Is this true? The mild spicy taste is just right for us. Is the medium spicy taste so spicy?" Ding Sihan asked doubtfully.

If it is Lin Li, the doubt is reasonable.

Chen Yuying also pursed her lips, her face tense, and tilted her head slightly to look at Lin Li, as if trying to find some clues, then she lowered her head to glance at the fruit tea in her hand.

This guy...deliberately didn't buy water, and didn't let Bai Bufan buy water. Could it be that it was just for the performance now, so that he could trick Bai Bufan into giving him some water to drink later?

What a bunch of evil.

Chen Yuying stretched her hand holding the fruit tea slightly forward, so that he could snatch it away 'very casually' later.

"I'm a little surprised too. Why is the aftereffect so strong?" But Lin Li was really wronged this time. He was so spicy that he was hissing and snorting. He looked at the stall owner:

"Boss, is this really just medium spicy, a little more spicy than mild? It doesn't taste like it to me."

Stall owner: “☉_☉…”

Ehehe.

The stall owner looked at Lin Li with a guilty conscience and disbelief, and slowly confirmed: "Young man, so... you wanted medium spicy food just now? Not... very spicy?"

Lin Li: "(；゜○゜)?"

"I didn't win! I didn't win!" Lin Li, who originally wanted to save face and restrain his instinctive reaction, now completely stopped acting.

——It’s embarrassing to be called out for being moderately spicy, but it’s not shameful to be called out for being severely spicy.

It turns out that I'm really fucking spicy!
It's beyond the scope!!
Brother, the first and fourth tones, 135°, are three whole degrees different in terms of crispness!
The girl and Bai Bufan were stunned at first, and then burst into laughter.

"Damn it, why is this sauce red with a hint of black? Damn it, I was saying that guns are banned in China, but why do I feel like someone has hit me in the mouth and it's burning! Hiss——"

Lin Li degenerated into a monkey, swaying on the spot.

"Water, I need water! Fuck, Bai Bufan, why don't you buy some water, you idiot!"

Bai Bufan: “?”

Hey, you...

"Squad leader! Water!"

With one kick, Bai Bufan was kicked several hundred millimeters away, and Lin Li retreated to take the lead.

Chen Yuying smiled and handed the fruit tea in her hand to Lin Li.

It turns out it was true this time. I had misunderstood him.

"Boss, do you have straws?" Lin Li looked at the stall owner.

“Yes, yes.” The stall owner found a straw and handed it to Lin Li.

Lin Li immediately inserted the straw into the fruit tea and took a deep breath with all his lung capacity. When the cold fruit tea entered his mouth, Lin Li felt a little more alive.

The reason why she used the new straw was not because she disliked the one Chen Yuying had used, but because Lin Li still had hot sauce in her mouth. If she used Chen Yuying's straw, it would not be suitable for her to drink it because the taste would be mixed.

——A forest of ultra-fine ones.

"Thanks, boss." After taking another sip, Lin Li exhaled the hot air and thanked the stall owner.

Faced with Lin Li's thanks, the stall owner's expression became more complicated.

In fact, he had something he was embarrassed to say.

Just now... when he was applying the sauce, he was chatting with Bai Bufan about that psychopath from last night.

He was a little too obsessed with it, so when his emotions got aroused, he treated the squid he was smearing sauce on as a lunatic, and he smeared it a little too much, becoming so madly obsessed that he forgot about it and was desperate.

So if nothing unexpected happens, this squid has actually gone beyond the level of very spicy and reached the level of extremely spicy. It may even be extremely spicy to the second power, extremely spicy.

My own hot sauce is specially made, and this... is indeed a little bit spicier.

Alas, at that time I subconsciously thought that I was applying the hot sauce on the lunatic who took my things last night, so that he would cry and it would be a revenge. But now I come to my senses and realize that I accidentally hurt the innocent child in front of me.

Sorry, kid.

It’s all that psychopath’s fault. If I were to see him, I would stuff a perverted spicy squid into his mouth!

"Kid, this is my problem. I didn't hear you clearly. How about I roast one for you again..." So the stall owner said with some guilt.

The squid only costs six yuan, and Lin Li and his friends bought so much, so it's not a loss to give one away as a gift.

"That's what you mean—" Lin Li was about to respond.

He paused again.

Eh.

on the system panel.

The progress of "Fire" is moving forward.

Lin Li: "?"

(End of this chapter)