Chapter 331: When it comes to naming, the two of them have always had something

Chapter 331: When it comes to naming, the two of them have always had something

Chapter 331: The two of them have always had something in mind when it comes to naming

Not a buddy?

At this moment, the progress of the "fire" is indeed moving forward, although the speed is slow, but much faster than when a cigarette butt burns oneself.

So... Lin Li had to come to this conclusion: The abnormal way of tempering the body by using the fire element and the gold element of returning lost property is to eat spicy food?
Feeling the burning and spicy feeling still coming from my throat, you’re right, it’s really hot.

Facing this raging fire, Lin Li, who had been called a Korean by the funeral home staff, could not help but be possessed by the Korean spirit and shouted:
"Ah, put it out! Put it out!"

It's numb, the task is the task, and it's really spicy.

Why is the spicy food at this stall the same as the super spicy one? Damn.

"Child, don't eat it. Throw it away. I'll get you another one." Seeing that Lin Lila could speak a foreign language, the stall owner immediately said after hearing this.

“…Actually,” Lin Li, who originally had no intention of eating, sighed inwardly after noticing the change in the mission, and looked up at the stall owner:

"Boss, no need. I'm fine. This is just like this. Besides, if I don't eat it, I'll just have to throw it away. What a waste."

For the sake of the mission, even if it's Ole Ge... your mother, Ole Ge is not acceptable. The system dares to let Chi Shi, Lin Li dares to give up the mission.

But right now he just wanted to eat something spicy, so after Lin Li finished speaking, he took a third big bite.

What made him happy was that the progress of "Fire" immediately accelerated at this moment, and the positive and negative feedback was timely.

But the feedback from the mouth is also more timely.

Stall owner: "..."

Is it really not spicy?

So what does it mean that you eat one bite of squid and drink three sips of water? Are you born to love drinking water?
"Is it really not spicy?" Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu laughed and expressed the stall owner's thoughts.

Lin Li gave a thumbs up: "Yeah! Not spicy!"

"As long as it's not spicy, it's fine. But, Lin Li, I've actually had a question I've wanted to ask you for a long time. What color lipstick are you using today? I really like this color. I'd like to buy one too." Ding Sihan really wanted to laugh, so she asked with ill intentions.

"Who the hell is wearing lipstick? It's just because the weather is too cold, idiot." Lin Li hissed, but did not forget to show contempt.

Ding Sihan covered his face and laughed quietly when he heard this.

"Lin Li, don't be so stubborn. If it's really too spicy, just throw it away. It's okay. There's nothing shameful about wasting it~"

Chen Yuying stepped forward and patted Lin Li on the back. She saw that his facial features were wrinkled, but he also had a smile on his face, but he tried his best to hold it back and spoke in a gentle voice.

"Don't worry, squad leader. I can actually eat spicy food. When I was a child, my mom bought the wrong milk powder. She bought chili powder and mixed it with water for me to drink for three years."

"Just now I was not prepared. Now I feel it. I feel like I can eat a hundred of them. Now I feel that this strong spiciness gives me the feeling of Guangdong's Qingshui hot pot. Slowly soak it in, slowly soak it in, do you understand? I am considering whether to eat abnormally spicy food or not."

Thanks to Lin Li for still insisting on sending me the plane.

He didn't know if it was an illusion, but even though he was being stubborn, Lin Li felt that the progress was going faster.

Chen Yuying blinked when she heard this. Auntie is too careless.

"Lin Li, I support you in not wasting food, but it would be better if you use a paper bag to wipe off the hot sauce instead of eating it."

Bai Bufan suggested cheerfully.

"You mean you just want to rub it and not go in? Bai Bufan, your life is ruined if you can say something like that."

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with disdain and at the same time licked the hot sauce as if he was licking a poisonous dagger as a counterattack.

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

Sometimes, even Bai Bufan found it difficult to understand Lin Li's logic.

If Lin Li were to be the wall-facer, it would be the end... Damn, no, if Lin Li were the wall-facer, he would definitely ignore the Trisolarans first, and use the wall-facer's rights to torture himself.

It is not known whether the earth can be saved, but Bai Bufan feels that it will definitely not be saved.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. But Bai Bufan was a Dalmatian after all, so he quickly came up with an idea. He glanced at his phone, then stepped forward and asked Chen Yuying, "Class monitor, can you give me your seat?"

"Ok?"

Chen Yuying was a little surprised why Bai Bufan suddenly asked this, but before waiting for Bai Bufan to answer, she took the initiative to move aside and give up her seat.

To be honest, she kind of likes them.

——Just kidding. If Bai Bufan really wants to snatch it away, she will snatch it back angrily.

"What do you want to do?"

Lin Li, who was still battling with La, turned his head in confusion and looked at Bai Bufan.

Don't let my brother's sweat drip on my back.

I was half-hearted in trying to get into Nantong before, but today it’s really not possible. My virginity is still useful today.

Bai Bufan said nothing, but moved his position as Lin Li turned around, keeping his position behind Lin Li.

Lin Li looked at him like an idiot.

But the calm was broken when Lin Li's Adam's apple rolled, obviously preparing to swallow.

"Mamba elbow! Bee elbow!" Bai Bufan suddenly used his elbow to elbow the middle of Lin Li's back, approximately the position of the diaphragm.

Lin Li: "?"

"Cough cough!" Lin Li suddenly felt a tightness in his chest, and then he couldn't help but started coughing.

You know, choking when eating something spicy, what does it feel like...

Great flavor, no need for more salt!

In an instant, Lin Li felt that all the capsaicin in his mouth was running around and reaching all kinds of delicate places that had never been ravaged before.

Spicy balls!

No, it’s my first time there!!

"Fuck! You and I didn't get hit, cough cough, I didn't get hit, cough cough TAT!" Lin Li wailed while coughing.

"Hey, it's true. Elbow-hitting this position when others are eating can really make them choke. I like this answer." Seeing that it was useful, Bai Bufan looked at the phone excitedly and praised softly.

As for whether Lin Li would be choked to death, firstly, Lin Li chewed the food before swallowing it, so it would not block his respiratory tract. Secondly, if Bai Bufan's phone skips a page, he will see that the next page is the Heimlich maneuver.

——This is called being prepared.

Hearing Bai Bufan's "talking to himself loudly", Chen, Ding and Qu were silent at first.

Then, amid the background sound of Lin Li coughing, the three people lowered their heads and their bodies trembled.

Lin Li may not be a human, but Bai Bufan is a real dog.

This is too cheap...

As for the victim Lin Li, he was really hurt this time by what Bai Bufan had done - his eyes were wet!
"Damn it, Bai Bufan, you're a beast. People like you are like freshly washed clothes that have not been folded or hung out to dry, and the hanger is wet!!" Lin Li cursed with red eyes and full of emotion.

"Hehe, chummy~Ciallo~(∠▽<)⌒☆~"

Bai Bufan, who was insulted like this, simply copied Lin Li's actions just now and repaid evil with kindness.

"..."

Chen Yuying looked at this scene with a complicated expression and let out a long sigh of relief with some relief.

If this was the scene, it was a good thing that I didn't see what Lin Li and Bai Bufan were sharing on their phones. If I had seen it, I would have lost my appetite.

As for Lin Li: “…☉_☉.”

Disgusting.

Bai Bufan is also a dead treasure because he is not afraid of scalding water.

"Tianji Mirror", let me ask you something. When you told me "No Rain Tomorrow", it wouldn't be the same as this speechless feeling now, right?

But of course Lin Li would not be really angry with Bai Bufan because of this elbow. Although a joke between friends is only considered a joke if both parties find it funny, it just so happens that both Lin Li and Bai Bufan have low sense of humor.

They all don't think highly of me, but I'm the least ambitious.

"Squad leader, please don't leave my back to others in the future, okay?" Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying.

"Okay." Chen Yuying nodded.

"Be good, touch your head."

"Who lets you touch it?" Chen Yuying didn't know that Lin Li was playing a joke on Da Bing. Upon hearing this, she immediately turned her eyes away and took a half step back, with a hint of anticipation in her lowered eyes.

——Although he took a half step back, he was still within Lin Li’s reach.

It's a pity that Lin Li was too spicy to understand the situation.

"Hiss-hiss-hiss-" The fruit tea in Lin Li's hand, which was squeezed out of the bottle shape, made a mournful sound. Only intermittent air was left through the straw and entered Lin Li's mouth.

It burned out, leaving no ashes but pale air.

So he finished it himself. Then why did he stop drinking? Couldn't he have just used Chen Yuying's straw to drink it?
From now on, Lin Li decided to be a rough Lin Li, and never be detailed again.

"Hey, do you want more?"

Ding Sihan was afraid that Lin Li might be killed by accident, so he took out the straw from his fruit tea and handed it to Lin Li.

"Not for now, let me try some ice cubes."

Lin Li waved his hand, peeled off the plastic film on the fruit tea with his fingers, and poured an ice cube into his mouth.

I chewed it with a crunchy sound, and the taste was a bit like Bai Bufan's skull.

Ice and water are indeed great fire-fighting weapons.

The spiciness in the throat has become acceptable.

Saved, seeing that there was only a quarter of the 'heavy spicy' squid left in his hand, Lin Li walked to the trash can next to the stall and threw it in.

After being choked by this, I really couldn't eat anymore.

Lin Li did not forget to observe the system. The progress of the "fire" was completely stagnant in an instant, even though the body was still lingering with the spicy smell.

But it’s good. The tempering failure did not result in regression. Lin Li can accept this result.

The reason why he discarded it was that Lin Li realized that there was no need to be stubborn. Now that he had confirmed that spicy was the abstract way to complete "fire", there was no need to rush. He could complete it after he was more prepared.

Even if the system only recognizes this grilled squid restaurant and thinks it is the only "wild quenching", it doesn't matter. The market activity will last for more than a week, and the store will still be here in the next few days.

"Boss, I'm sorry, I really can't finish it all, so it has to be wasted." Lin Li apologized to the stall owner who witnessed his finished product being thrown away.

“Child, wait a moment, I have to roast another one for you, don’t refuse!” The stall owner was moved and in tears.

Seriously, there is no harm without comparison.

Yesterday, the staff said that the psychopath who stole his bag and reported it to the lost and found office last night was also a tall, handsome young man with a good appearance, but it was obvious that there were differences among handsome guys.

Look at this gentle and considerate child, and then look at the crazy psychopath last night.

Why is there so much disparity in this world?
Since he had to wait for the grilled tofu and shrimp balls anyway, Lin Li repeatedly refused several times, but when the stall owner insisted, he gave in to him.

"Squad leader, your fruit tea is completely gone. Tell me what you want to drink later. Bufan said he will treat us today."

Lin Li patted Chen Yuying on the shoulder, squeezed the empty plastic cup in his hand, and said with a smile.

Chen Yuying nodded.

Lin Li was a little confused.

Why is Chen Yuying suddenly a little unhappy?

Well, I wouldn’t say I’m unhappy, but it seems like something small didn’t go as expected, so I’m in a state of “happy in a sad way” right now.

"Who said I treated you?" Bai Bufan turned around and looked over immediately after hearing that.

My eyesight has deteriorated to a hopeless level - I can't see the money when I open my wallet.

Damn, does anyone understand that kind of despair? I haven't checked my balance for a long time. I calculated and it seemed like there was only over 16.21 yuan left, but when I opened my wallet, the balance was .

Oh no, it's over.
Even after all this, Lin Li still covets his own little tricks. Isn't he really a human being?
"Bufan," Lin Li smiled and patted Bai Bufan's shoulder, pointing to the treetops above his head:

"You know, when I was choked just now, I realized a truth. Our life is actually like a big tree."

Bai Bufan pondered for a long time, holding back his laughter, and looked at Lin Li expectantly:
"You mean, even if you are born in a steel jungle, you can still grow green flowers? Even if life is bitter, you must bloom with different fireworks?"

"No," Lin Li smiled, his hand gradually moving from his shoulder to his neck: "I mean, life is like a tree. If you chop it with an axe, it will die. What do you think?"

Bai Bufan: “…”

Oh my god, was the chicken used in making this chicken soup for the soul not bled? Why does it taste like blood?

"Sergeant, drink as much as you want. It's my treat." Bai Bufan immediately changed his words.

Lin Li saw Chen Yuying smiling again, and that little bit of unhappiness disappeared, that was great.

After getting the grilled tofu and shrimp balls, the five people left the stall and continued walking forward.

Lin Li was also eating the real medium-spicy squid in his hand.

After eating, I had a better understanding of the task.

Moderate spiciness is obviously less helpful for the task than severe spiciness, and when Lin Li said to Bai Bufan, "Medium spiciness is also a bit spicy," the speed dropped again - being stubborn does affect the result.

Passing the trial with dignity, or at least with dignity in words, is a better tempering.

At the same time, when Lin Li finished eating the squid, the progress jumped a little at the moment he finished eating - he passed the "complete trial", which should also be helpful for the task.

These theories should also be applicable to the other three unfinished elements. When completing them later, pay attention to these details and you can complete them faster.

When I came to my senses, the girl walking in front of me was attracted by a new stall and had turned the corner.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan followed.

This time it was a small stall selling pets. The stall owner was an auntie. There were cages everywhere around her, and a puppy that didn't look very big was sleeping at her feet.

The stall is not big, but it sells a lot of pets, including chicks, ducklings, rabbits, puppies, and cat food (for hamsters).

Perhaps they knew each other, because the stall next door was selling aquatic pets such as goldfish and turtles. Although the two stalls used two tarpaulins, they were connected.

A bunch of chicks and ducklings packed in foam boxes are chirping non-stop at this moment.

People who can buy them and raise them are very powerful. Lin Li killed one when he was a child, and he never bought another one afterwards.

"Rabbits are so cute." Ding Sihan exclaimed as the girls gathered outside the cage where the rabbits were eating.

Lin Li added a piece of knowledge after hearing this: "The rabbit is red stone, and it eats its own food."

Ding Sihan: “?”

"You may even get sick from eating because of problems with your own stone." Lin Li continued to add, then smiled at Ding Sihan: "Is she still cute?"

"Okay, okay, stop talking and stay away from me!" Ding Sihan couldn't help it.

Being disliked by the girls, Lin Li had no choice but to go find Bai Bufan again.

Perhaps it was because like attracts like, Bai Bufan was now teasing the stall owner's puppy.

"Lin Li, let me tell you, I'm in my hometown..." Noticing Lin Li approaching, Bai Bufan raised his head and introduced.

"You were the same as it back home, lying next to your mother, right?" Lin Li interrupted and continued.

Bai Bufan: “…”

"I wanted to buy some osmanthus flowers to carry with me to the wine, but I couldn't get enough. There's not enough dogs to go around," Lin Li patted Bufan's shoulder to comfort him, "Bufan, don't reminisce. Hug me, don't cry."

"Your mother!" Bai Bufan scolded with a smile, "I mean, back home, my grandmother also had a dog like this, a colossus, all pure black."

"Auntie, what's the name of this dog?" Bai Bufan then asked the stall owner.

"His name is Xiao Hei, a genuine five-black dog, born to our family dog. If you want it, you can take it away for 400 yuan. It has been vaccinated and dewormed." The stall owner immediately started selling.

"oh oh."

Bai Bufan nodded. Of course he didn't buy it, but he moved closer to Lin Li and lowered his voice:

"What a rustic name, Lin Li. Guess what I call the dog in my hometown. Hint: the name doesn't contain the word black, but it reflects black and is very Western."

"Oh?" Lin Li was excited when he heard this. Since it was very fashionable, he first ruled out the agent, so Lin Li gave an answer: "Blake?"

“Too rustic.”

"Inner dog."

"Too vulgar."

"Bruce Wayne."

"Its parents are still alive, and it has four legs when it comes out of the alley. The conditions are too unreasonable."

"Mamba?"

"No, no, don't guess that. How could I give a dog a human name, and it's not out of date yet." Bai Bufan shook his head, looking more and more proud.

"..."

"Lin Li, I don't think you'll be able to guess it in your lifetime. The name is quite long, you may not be able to remember it." Seeing Lin Li silent, Bai Bufan chuckled.

"Remember? Does that mean I should know this name?"

"Ah."

"..."

"Give up, I really can't think of it."

Lin Li knew that Bai Bufan's answer would not be too anthropomorphic, but after thinking hard, he really couldn't guess it.

Sometimes, even Lin Li found it difficult to understand Bai Bufan's logic.

If Bai Bufan were to be the wall-facing man, it would be complete... Damn, no, if Bai Bufan were to be the wall-facing man, he would definitely ignore the Trisolarans first, and instead use the wall-facing man's rights to torture himself.

It is unknown whether the earth can be saved, but Lin Li feels that it will definitely not be saved.

"You say it."

Bai Bufan smiled like Wang Yousheng in the movie "Drawing Sword" and announced the correct answer: "I call it "The Saint with High Spirits is Dyed by White Turbidity"."

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

"What are you mumbling? I don't understand. Is it Japanese?"

Bai Bufan smiled, took out his cell phone, and sent the text version to Lin Li.

"It also has a Chinese name, 'The Proud Saint Who Dances with White Lights.'" Bai Bufan explained with a strange smile as he sent the message.

Lin Li: “(≧﹀≦)!!”

Sorry, sir, there is no Chinese translation team just now, and because of the language barrier, I really can't recognize you.

Thanks to the banned comics Chinese translation team.

He tried to hold it back, but it was impossible. Lin Li punched Bai Bufan on the shoulder and said, "Fuck, that's very dark and foreign. This name is great. People who understand it will know it's dark as soon as they hear it. It's not even a human name."

It's really dark and beastly.

"Hey, Lin Li, now I have a question for you. My little black beast has a name. Do you know what it is?" Bai Bufan asked.

"Teacher, I really know it this time," Lin Li smiled and looked at his phone, "'Silver Language Dyed North's Capital', right?"

"Yes~"

The two of them were enjoying themselves in their own world, not knowing what the world was like.

At this moment.

The stall owner looked at the two young children who were laughing and shouting in front of him, with a face full of question marks.

These two kids are talking nonsense.

Do you want to buy a dog?
Xiao Hei, bite them!

(End of this chapter)