Chapter 332 Peppa Pig tattoo, applause to the social people

Chapter 332 Peppa Pig tattoo, applause to the social people

Chapter 332 Peppa Pig tattoo, applause to the social people

By the time Lin Li and Bai Bufan came out of the black beast world, the girls had already gone to the next door.

"How come you really picked it? Are you really going to buy it?"

The two men walked forward and saw that Ding Sihan really asked the boss for a plastic viewing box and started to choose. Lin Li asked in surprise.

For boarding high school students, there is nothing to raise here.

"I gave it to my niece to play with. I promised her before." Ding Sihan replied.

He already has a niece at such a young age, so Ding Sihan is already an old man.

"A girl actually chooses a turtle over a goldfish? She's worthy of being your niece, she's got something." Lin Li asked.

Although he felt that Lin Li was scolding him, Ding Sihan still rolled his eyes and said, "Given my niece's personality, she can't change the water regularly. It's better to raise a turtle. At least it will die later."

"Then wouldn't it be better to change the fish regularly?" Lin Li shrugged.

Everyone who raises fish knows the famous 1357 rule.

Feed once a day, change the water every three days, clean the tank every five days, and change the fish every seven days.

"That's because I can't afford it." Ding Sihan said disdainfully, "Okay, shut up and don't stop me from picking turtles."

"Hey, Lin Li." Bai Bufan lowered his voice and poked Lin Li.

"Ok?"

"The scene brought back some sentimental memories, and suddenly a question occurred to me. Lin Li, you said that the avatars that couples agree to change together are called love avatars. What are the avatars that best friends agree to change together called?" Bai Bufan asked.

No wonder you keep your voice down.

As for why seeing the turtle reminded him of this question, Lin Li could only say that Bai Bufan was just like that, and it made sense.

"You can't even do logic questions? How are you going to take the civil service exam? That's called a love question, and this is definitely called a girl's question."

Lin Li also lowered his voice and spoke his mind directly. After answering, he asked back:

"Bufan, now it's my turn to ask you, what are the names of the avatar frames that your girlfriends choose to match themselves in the game?"

Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes, his expression serious:

"Hiss, let me analyze it. The portrait frame? The portrait frame is put on the outside of the boudoir... Could it be that!! Masaka!! Is--thin skin!"

"Congratulations, you got it!"

Lin Li snapped his fingers, his eyes shining.

"Then you have to be circumcised."

The two of them chuckled, and the girls who noticed it looked disgusted and helpless.

Although I don’t know what to talk about, it’s better to stay away from it.

"Wow, Lin Li, is that little red dot on the avatar a sign of apricot disease? Damn, I will never privately chat with anyone who uses this kind of avatar again. It's really scary when I think about it. No wonder everyone says there are too many dirty things on the Internet. It's true!"

Bai Bufan learned quickly and was quick to draw inferences. Suddenly, he patted his chest with a pale face, trembling with fear.

Lin Liyin's smiling face suddenly became expressionless☉_☉.

The voice instantly returned to normal volume, and the tone was very calm: "Uh... Bufan, you don't have to worry about this. No one will want to chat with you privately, especially girls."

"If you take the initiative to find them, you deserve it. As the saying goes, don't be afraid to do it, and don't do it if you are afraid - of course, I mean cheating."

Bai Bufan: "...(;☉_☉)?"

Eh? No? Dude? We were just talking about perverted topics, why did you bring up the reality potion?

Perverted, but just playing with reality, right?
"Lin Li, just wait! I've found a truckload of breadwinners to take care of you!" Bai Bufan was furious.

You see, it's urgent.

Ding Sihan quickly picked out a relatively active little turtle, asked the stall owner about closing time, and paid the money, but then handed the ornamental box to the stall owner and asked him to put it away.

It is inconvenient and unnecessary to carry it all the way. After confirming that the stall closes very late, you can just pick it up when you go home.

"Have you chosen a name for this turtle?" Lin Li asked Ding Sihan as they walked outside.

Bai Bufan, who had discussed the black dog's name with Lin Li, looked over and carefully recalled his experience. He had never seen any animation related to turtles.

Is there a Ninja Turtles book?
Forget it, people can’t and shouldn’t do that.

"What nonsense do you have to talk about?" Ding Sihan seemed to think that Lin Li suddenly asked this and it must be something serious, so he asked very cautiously.

"If you haven't chosen one yet, I suggest giving the turtle the surname Wang." Lin Li said, "This will make the turtle look very smart, because he will find patterns, much smarter than Bai Bufan, and he will be a good candidate for the civil service exam."

"..."

A long silence.

When several people finally reacted, she only felt that this autumn was a little colder, and her expression was complicated.

"…What do you mean? I don't understand." Qu Wanqiu frowned, not understanding the logic.

She only remembered that a turtle that only hit black turtles became popular on the Internet, and it was suspected to be an internal FBI training video that was leaked.

"Looking for the green turtle is not about finding a pattern, but about finding the meaning of the green turtle. Because its surname is Wang, it is the Wang next door among the turtles." Chen Yuying explained to Qu Wanqiu with a smile.

Qu Wanqiu: “…”

"Squad leader, explaining a joke will ruin it. Look, Jiujiu can't even laugh anymore. It's all your fault." Lin Li was very disappointed when he heard that.

This is a joke that should be hilarious.

"How can I make you laugh? I'll be fined for this pun!" Qu Wanqiu complained.

"Then do you know why turtles live so long?" Lin Li always ignored these words and spoke again immediately.

However, the three of them tacitly did not answer and walked forward along the street.

Broken and isolated.

"Bufan, do you know?" Lin Li could only look at Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan nodded and said calmly, "Because of the Guiling Cream."

"Ah."

"..."

"..."

The two of them were silent for three full seconds, and then -

"Hahahaha——" The two people began to laugh without any emotion, it was exaggerated and fake.

Hearing the laughter, the girl in front didn't turn her head, but just walked faster.

I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know.

“Collect.” Lin Li made a gesture of a music conductor, and the two of them stopped laughing instantly. They lowered their heads and quickly followed the girls’ group.

……

When the Yudai River came into view, the five people had already walked out of the street.

But this does not mean that all the shops here will be visited. In fact, because the area outside the street is large and the restrictions are small, there are more and more complicated shops here.

If it was so easy to finish the tour, five people wouldn't have come here after ten o'clock. It's only noon now.

Things like small carousels and inflatable castles for children to play with, as well as shooting stalls and goldfish stalls for night market games, which have no place to be placed on the streets, are all here.

Therefore, there are more people here and it is more noisy than on the streets. Occasionally, you can see some children, neither too big nor too small, running around here in groups, laughing and talking.

“When I was a kid I thought the bouncy castle was really huge, but now it seems like I can walk all over it in just a few steps.”

Walking to the inflatable castle, Qu Wanqiu sighed as the roar of the blower and the shrill, crisp laughter of the children above echoed in her ears.

"Yeah, I didn't dare to play with it at first when I was a kid," Ding Sihan said with a smile, "I always felt that if someone poked it, it would explode and I would fly up. I was scared."

"My mother didn't let me play with it when I was a kid." Lin Li also said with emotion, "I always feel that if I poke it, it will explode and the unlucky guy on it will fly up. I look forward to it.

After I told my mom, she beat me up and forbade me to do it."

Ding Sihan: "..."

When I was a kid, I was afraid of people like Lin Li! No, this kind of dog!
"It's a pity your mother didn't spank you more often." Ding Sihan complained.

Of course, in reality the inflatable castle is not that fragile. The surface material has a certain strength and wear resistance, so it is quite difficult to puncture it.

The boss will also conduct a simple body search on every child who enters and remind them not to bring any sharp objects. As for adults, they are not allowed to enter such an inflatable castle on the street at all and can only watch and wait on the side.

Moreover, the blower was blowing all the time. In fact, the castle in front of us might have a 'leak' somewhere, but it was just that the output was not enough to cover the input, so it was not a big deal.

Moreover, even if a big cut is made, since the interior is actually divided into several air chambers, only a small part will shrink instead of collapsing entirely in an instant.

"Seeing this, I also remembered the days when I was a bad boy." Seeing that the three of them were all sighing, Bai Bufan, who had no opinion, also followed suit and sighed.

But when he sighed, the eyes of the four people were instantly focused on him.

"You've been a bad boy?" Lin Li sneered, "Why, you have a Peppa Pig tattoo on your body, so you're also a social person?"

and many more!

Hey, what a fool!
As his thoughts wandered, Lin Li's expression changed and he felt a little chilly. He solemnly decided that he would never allow his descendants to become doctors!
too frightening.

It has nothing to do with Bai Bufan.

But Lin Li suddenly thought that doctors decades later would most likely have to face a bunch of old ladies with silver tattoos on their bodies.

Oh my god, I feel depressed just thinking about it.

"Is this true, Bai Bufan, have you ever been a bad boy? I can't tell at all," Qu Wanqiu didn't mock him at all, she just spoke out of curiosity, then shook her head with some amusement:

"It's a bit outrageous. When I was in junior high school, I really thought bad boys were very handsome." "Bai Bufan, how can you be a bad boy? You are as thin as a stick insect. I feel that if you fight, other bad boys will pick you up and use you as a weapon." Ding Sihan was also surprised.

Bai Bufan, Lin Li: “?”

Is the aggression so strong? Lin Li felt ashamed of his weak attack just now.

Fortunately, I am no longer a stick insect, otherwise I would have been injured by mistake.

Bai Bufan, who was surrounded by the crowd, twitched his mouth slightly. He was silent for a long time, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, trying not to let his tears flow. There seemed to be a story in his eyes:

“I was a bad boy.”

“It’s a memory that I cannot bear to look back on.”

"That was only my first year in middle school."

"I'm less than 1.4 meters tall. The doctor said I didn't eat properly and diagnosed me with malnutrition—"

Lin Li, Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu, Chen Yuying: "?"

Oh no, wait.

Damn you! Your bad boy is a malnourished boy?
Is it sharp? Give me your money back!
"I saw the bouncy castle and thought of this because, in theory, I should not be able to play on it at my age. However, because I was malnourished, the boss could not tell my age and still allowed me to play. I was moved to hear you reminiscing about it."

Bai Bufan's sad voice continued.

If I had known earlier that I was not a bad boy, I would have received less scolding.

"I'm sorry, Bufan, I wronged you."

Lin Li patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder, then pushed him in front of Qu Wanqiu: "Jiujiu, your favorite bad boy is here, do you like him? Hmm? Speak."

Qu Wanqiu: “…”

The conversation is too dense.

"I've already told you that it was when I was in middle school. Now I'm sober." Qu Wanqiu lowered her head and tried not to laugh.

Even if you are not sober, it is hard to like this kind of bad thing.

"But, Bai Bufan, is this true? You were so short in the first grade of junior high school, are you so tall now?" This is where Ding Sihan was confused.

Lin Li also looked at Bai Bufan, but he didn't ask much. It was reasonable for them, who were fun-loving people, to compile their lives in the same way as "Pirate King Luffy" on Zhihu.

"That's really true. After I corrected my eating habits, my height started to grow rapidly," Bai Bufan shrugged. "And I also think it's outrageous. You may not know that when I graduated from junior high school, I was only 1.72 or 1.73 meters tall."

Bai Bufan stopped here, but everyone else present knew that when school started, Bai Bufan was already 1.80 meters tall and was one of the tallest students in the class.

It's almost ten centimeters long in three months.

"I'm so envious of you for only growing taller but not heavier," Ding Sihan sighed, "Why am I so disappointing? I have such a bad physique that I even get fat by drinking water."

"Um, Ding Sihan, you know best whether you only drank water or not, hehe," Lin Li said suddenly, "You can fool others with these words, but don't fool yourself."

Ding Sihan's face, which was still sighing, suddenly froze.

The next second, Ding Sihan's defense was broken and he was furious: "No! Lin Li! Are you sick?! What will happen if you say one less word?!"

"I'll say less."

"Go to hell!"

Although I can't kick Lin Li and leave dirty marks today, it won't be excessive to hit him a few times.

The two of them circled around Chen Yuying and King Qin's pillar again.

When Ding Sihan gave up, Lin Li, who had his hands on Chen Yuying's shoulders, pressed down and asked curiously:

"Squad leader, how come you don't feel any emotion at all?"

"I can't help it, because I didn't play this when I was a kid, so I really don't have any feelings about it." Chen Yuying, who had been smiling the whole time, turned around and explained after hearing this.

“So it’s because you didn’t have a childhood…” Lin Li’s eyes were like the twilight filtering through the church’s stained windows, or like the thin ice that was about to melt in early spring, filled with restrained compassion and extreme tenderness.

Then we headed to the bouncy castle:

"What you don't get when you're young will eventually trap you for the rest of your life, but the sooner you get it back, the less damage it will cause you. Squad leader, wait, I'll use my money skills to clear the field for you, so you can have fun."

Chen Yuying: “?”

Lin Li's eyes made her feel comfortable.

But these words don't sound like something a human could say.

Who wants to play this...

If you go up right after the area is cleared, then you can't say you're having fun. All the kids and parents will look at you resentfully and wonder who is so crazy. You've completely lost face, right?
"You're back!" So Chen Yuying could only quickly grab the back of Lin Li's clothes and pull him back.

"I just don't like playing."

She hastened to emphasize.

"That's right, Lin Li, stop being crazy. Yingbao wants a castle, why does he have to find an inflatable one? Wouldn't it be better to find a real castle?" Ding Sihan also spoke with a smile.

It seems so.

Wozhi, your childhood and my childhood seem different.

Alas, Lin Li only realized after he grew up that this lyric might have been sung for the audience in front of the screen in the TV series "A Family With Children".

Liu Xing lives in an upscale neighborhood in BJ. In the early 2000s, his family had computers and mobile phones, rich dishes every day, and the refrigerator was always stocked with Haagen-Dazs and Lego, which were high-end snacks at the time.

It's really different.

Oh, and speaking of advanced...

"Bufan, did you hear me? Do you have the urge to jump down while I'm still alive?" So Lin Li asked Bai Bufan with a slight sense of death.

Bai Bufan nodded sadly in cooperation.

"Then go ahead and take my share with you. This is our passionate bond." Lin Li was overjoyed when he heard this and pushed Bai Bufan towards the river.

It satisfies the contradiction between wanting to jump into the river but not wanting to actually do so.

Bai Bufan: “?”

"Wait a minute! If I'm the only one who jumps, then I won't jump! I don't want to be a younger brother like Qu Yuan!!" Bai Bufan regretted it.

As for why Bai Bufan said that.

Because according to unofficial historical records, after Qu Yuan jumped into the river, the second to last words he left to the world were "I drowned in the river by chance"
If you want to know what the last sentence is, it is gurgle gurgle gurgle~~
It should be a tribute to the worst game on Steam, "The Lord of the Rings: Gollum".

In the end, Bai Bufan still didn't jump.

A few people walked around the inflatable castle and continued walking forward.

Ding Sihan had finished her fruit tea, so she walked towards the nearest trash can.

Everyone noticed a little boy.

At this moment, he was standing somewhat stiffly not far from the trash can, his eyes fixed on a little girl who was drinking milk next to the trash can.

The reason why the girl came to the trash can to drink was because she was about to finish drinking. When the little girl's straw made a hollow sound, she put the milk carton on the trash can.

As soon as the little girl left, the reserved little boy ran over immediately, picked up the milk from the trash can and put it into his mouth.

The five people's pupils trembled.

I didn't expect that in this day and age, there are still such pitiful children.

It really makes one's nose sore.

What you don't get when you are young will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Of course, I said this to Chen Yuying as a joke, but it may become a real example right before our eyes.

Therefore, Lin Li quickly lowered his voice and asked the people around him: "Does anyone have cash on them? Can you lend me some and I'll transfer it to you later?"

"I have."

As a boarding student, Bai Bufan had some cash prepared, so he took out a fifty-dollar bill from his pocket and gave it to Lin Li.

Lin Li stepped forward, ready to give the fifty to the child.

However, when Lin Li took a few steps closer, he saw the little boy put the inflated milk carton on the ground in front of him with a smile on his face.

Lin Li: "?"

No?

and many more!

Dashachun! What are you doing?
Run! !
At this moment, Lin Li turned into a long queue of people. When he saw the grenade thrown on the ground, he quickly retreated.

Sure enough, the child did a long jump, then jumped from the spot and fell down suddenly! !

"bump!!!"

The milk carton exploded with a loud noise, and many passers-by looked over here curiously.

Fortunately, Lin Li retreated in time, and the remaining milk in the milk carton did not splash onto him who was dressed up carefully today.

The little boy was satisfied and ran away happily.

"..."

"..."

Lin Li returned to the four people who were trying not to laugh, and after a few breaths of silence, he finally spoke:
"Anyone want to beat up a kid? Together?"

(End of this chapter)