Chapter 333: The dark side of the region is not desirable, nor is the dark side of hell

Chapter 333: The dark side of the region is not desirable, nor is the dark side of hell

Chapter 333: The dark side of the region is not desirable, nor is the dark side of hell
Lin Li had to admit that this child was very lively.

When we were young, boys were really childish. After finishing a box of drink, they really wanted to crush it.

The moment I stepped on it, I felt like I was detonating a landmine, it was so cool.

If you step on it crookedly and it doesn't explode but just deflates, that is lung fog. As for if you step on it with one foot and accidentally hurt yourself, that is the worst case of lung fog.

——The child used both feet when stepping on the object, which shows that he is very experienced and it seems that this is not his first offense.

When they grow up, the boys become much more mature and start playing with empty bottles of Ice Dew.

Lin Li saw his own shadow in this child.
But, just like someone who works as a security guard scolds the delivery man during the day and scolds the security guard when delivering food at night, Lin Li does not think that his own shadow is a good thing.

"I hate kids." So, Lin Li returned to the group and sighed in front of the few people who were sniggering.

After saying that, Lin Li's eyes quietly turned to Chen Yuying.

Baby, I will pay attention to this next time.

Chen Yuying blinked. She felt that Lin Li's gaze was very abnormal, but she had no evidence.

“I think it’s cute,” she said.

Oh, I didn't pay attention to that.

"It's quite good. It's much more acceptable than just picking it up and drinking it because you can't afford it. It's just that the concept of hygiene needs to be improved." Qu Wanqiu said with a smile.

"Xiao Jiujiu, you must be so disgusting." Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

Qu Wanqiu: “?”

Before Qu Wanqiu started to curse, Lin Li brought up Chen Tianming's theory that some people were kind and some were disgusting, explaining that he was praising Qu Wanqiu for her kindness.

But I was still scolded.

Lin Li had no choice but to change his way of praising Qu Wanqiu: "Little girl, you may not look very good, but you have a very good heart!"

Now Qu Wanqiu was no longer angry. The four of them looked at Bai Bufan teasingly - Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu were also aware of what happened in the car through the group chat.

Bai Bufan: "... no?"

Can this happen to me?
Damn driver, why can I only give one bad review for each consumption? I want to give it again and even sue the central government!

The trash hadn’t been thrown away yet, so after laughing, the “three people” walked towards the trash can.

Bai Bufan and Lin Li waited there.

"Lin Li, you don't like children, right? Don't worry, I will wear it in the future." Bai Bufan said at this time.

Lin Li was a little nervous.

It’s not because of the content of this sentence, but Bai Bufan should have wanted to say this after he just said that he didn’t like that sentence, but because of the presence of other girls, he had to hold it in until now.

"There's no use wearing a condom," Lin Li just shook his head, "I heard that wearing a condom is useless."

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

It seems so.

From now on, men’s boxing can be said to be useless after women reach menopause.

"Forget it, I won't wear it. You take the medicine yourself." Bai Bufan is a master of changing faces.

What a scumbag, Lin Li couldn't imagine how many single mothers in Nan Sang were killed by Bai Bufan.

"Bufan, do you know the origin of the condom? A thousand years ago, Arab Muslims invented an early anti-sickness condom, which was made from the intestines of goats." Since he had nothing to do, Lin Li gave Bai Bufan some scientific knowledge.

"So early? I remember it was only invented in the last few hundred years." Bai Bufan questioned.

“I haven’t finished yet. In 1873, the British perfected this design—they took the intestines out of the goats’ bodies,” Lin Li added.

Bai Bufan: "(゜▽゜)?"

"Eh? No? When Muslims use it, aren't the goat's intestines removed from the goat's body? Eh! Eh? No!"

When he reacted, Bai Bufan's brain froze.

Wait a moment.

"What the hell is that a stun avoidance set? What the hell is the Third Ancient Brother!"

"Just tell me whether she was pregnant or not." Lin Li said calmly, "Did she avoid it, huh?"

Bai Bufan: "...If she can get pregnant, then there is a problem."

After throwing away the garbage, the five people continued to walk forward leisurely along the planned route.

Holding the new food in his hand, the stage that Lin Li had seen in advance last night appeared in his sight.

Of course, it has been completely set up today and has been used for a performance this morning.

There were dozens of chairs placed symbolically in front of the stage, but when the performance really started, there were definitely not enough seats, so most people still had to stand.

It should not be time for the afternoon performance to start yet. There are about a dozen people sitting sparsely on the chairs below the stage. I don’t know if they are waiting for the show or just looking for a place to rest.

"Brother, do you know how long it will take for the show to start?" Lin Li politely asked a relatively young man in the back row who was browsing on his phone.

"Performance? It will probably take about ten minutes. The people from the acrobatic troupe are already preparing. Look, over there." Upon hearing this, the passerby raised his chin towards the side and back of the stage.

A group of people in performance costumes are waiting for their turn.

"Ten minutes or so? Sit and wait for a while?" Lin Li turned around and looked at the four people.

No comment.

Before we knew it, we had been walking for several hours. Sitting down allowed us to take a break and deal with the food in our hands more calmly.

"Brother, is there anyone sitting next to you?" The second to last row was a good spot, and there were five consecutive empty seats, so Lin Li asked.

"No, you guys sit down." The man shook his head, stood up on his own initiative, moved five seats inside, and gave the seats outside to the five people.

Bai Bufan was very sensible and was the first to walk in, followed closely by Lin Li and Chen Yuying.

"Thanks, brother. Have some potato balls." Lin Li was also happy to share, giving a small reward to bring them closer.

"no need."

"It's okay, it's okay, eat it!"

"Thanks for that."

Wait, share the food.

"The honey-glazed roasted whole leg at the roadside stall is so authentic. It tastes much better than those in chain stores. How could you three not eat it?" Lin Li bit off the cartilage from the bones in his hand and chewed them into pieces, still feeling unsatisfied.

"Then you can try it when you go shopping later." Chen Yuying said with a smile.

After putting the bones into a paper bag and then into a plastic bag and tying it up, Lin Li rubbed his hands and turned to ask the girl, "Do you have any paper?"

"Here you go." The girls naturally brought tissues with them, and Chen Yuying quickly took out a small packet of tissues and handed it to Lin Li.

"I'm a student, give me one too." Bai Bufan asked.

"Fifty dollars a piece."

Lin Li raised the price arbitrarily. After all, Chen Yuying's things were his, so it wouldn't be too much to sell them off.

"Wait, Lin Li, you haven't returned my fifty bucks yet, you beast!" Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, remembering this incident.

"Oh, this one is yours then."

It seems so. Lin Li nodded, took out a piece of paper and handed it to Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan reached out to take it, but found that Lin Li was holding it very tightly and he couldn't pull it away. He looked up and was about to scold him, but found that Lin Li's eyes were unfocused and he seemed to be thinking.

"Lin Li, what are you thinking about?" Bai Bufan also frowned.

"I suddenly feel confused."

Lin Li looked stunned: "I found that there are basically only white and yellow tissues on the market. Why don't they produce black ones? But history clearly tells us that black tissues are more durable, right?"

Ding, Qu, Chen, Bai: "?"

Can this be opened?

"Maybe the black ones were used to make Jingguan QR codes." Bai Bufan couldn't help but say after a long silence.

The girls curiously asked what the Jingguan QR code was, and fell silent again after finding out.

In the "Three People and One Dog" group chat, Chen Yuying's wooden fish head was hit in silence, feeling a little dizzy.

Before long, time passed, and when the music used to attract the attention of people around sounded, the performance was about to begin, and the surrounding tourists gradually gathered towards the stage.

The performance on stage officially began.

The performances were not the kind of storytelling and singing that young people were not interested in, but acrobatics suitable for all ages, such as blindfolded flying knives, balancing bowls on bamboo sticks, and stacking human towers.

They all looked very handsome and capable, and the viewing experience was very good. It seemed that Xi Ling had put a lot of effort into it, which drew cheers from everyone present.

"One minute on stage takes ten years of hard work off stage." Bai Bufan sighed softly.

Lin Li tilted his head and glanced at Bai Bufan. It was rare for him to be serious for once.

"Just now, those fifteen seconds on stage were equivalent to two and a half years off stage." Bai Bufan continued to sigh.

Lin Li: "?"

Withdraw your review.

"Hey, Lin Li," Bai Bufan suddenly turned his head and asked seriously, "Why don't actors practice on stage? Wouldn't that be more effective?"

“You’ll know when you practice heroes in ranking.” Lin Li chuckled.

Bai Bufan was amused. It was such an easy-to-understand answer and he understood it instantly.

"Twenty minutes of rest, more exciting content will be presented to you soon, thank you!"

After more than half an hour of continuous performances, the person who was probably in charge came up with the microphone and spoke to everyone with a smile, then he led everyone off the stage, apparently to rest and prepare new props.

But it didn't become completely quiet, instead someone else came up.

"Everyone, it's pointless to just wait for twenty minutes. So, why don't we hold a lottery? We will send staff to add everyone as friends later... We are from the Jinsheng Youyue Matchmaking Center. After adding friends and drawing the lottery, if you or your family or friends have any needs in this regard, you can contact us at any time. We..."

The real purpose was revealed, and it turned out to be an advertisement.

The five people who were originally interested in the lottery immediately lost interest and were too lazy to listen after hearing that it was a matchmaking agency.

"Is there a lottery stand over here? Let's go down and try our luck. I have fifty dollars here. I'll treat you."

Lin Li took out a fifty-dollar bill, which was instantly snatched away by Bai Bufan.

Bad dog.

"There is no store here, but there seems to be a physical store on Pinglu Street. You can take a look when you go back in the evening. But now we have to consider whether we should wait and see the next step?" Qu Wanqiu asked.

"It will be all right."

The four people answered consistently, with none of them having a strong inclination to watch or not watch.

At this time, no one wanted to be the one to make the decision, so they all looked at Lin Li.

Lin Li took out his cell phone and looked at Chen Yuying: "Class monitor, 1 and 2, choose a number. If you guess it right, you can stay and continue watching. If you don't guess it right, we can just leave."

——This is Lin Li’s solution to this situation. Since it doesn’t matter what, just leave it to luck.

"1?" Chen Yuying blinked and gave an answer.

“You guessed it right,” Lin Li showed the number on his phone. It was indeed 1, so he snapped his fingers and said, “Then keep watching.”

"Okay." Everyone accepted the result with a smile.

However, after discussing for a while, the girls did not choose to wait, but planned to go to the riverside to take some photos and then go shopping at the surrounding stalls.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan did not follow, but stayed behind to take a seat - having a seat to watch the show is better than standing.

The staff of the matchmaking agency also came here at this time: "Three of you, add WeChat and add you to the lottery group."

The reason why there are three of them is because there is a passerby guy sitting next to Bai Bufan.

"No, we don't need that." Lin Li and Bai Bufan both waved their hands to decline, but the passerby did join.

"Are you two college students?" After adding them, the passerby looked at them curiously.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan, who were looking down at their phones to kill time, turned their heads when they heard the voice.

"No, brother, we are both high school students." Bai Bufan replied.

The other person came alone. We had an occasional conversation while watching the performance just now, so we can be considered to be 'acquaintances'.

"Wow, that's even better." The man shook his head, a nostalgic look on his face, and then looked at Bai Bufan: "It's better not to have these matchmaking agencies. It's best if people don't have to use these things in their lifetime."

"I envy you. As a person who has been through this before, I want to tell you something from the bottom of my heart."

"If you have the chance, you must fall in love in school, especially in college. It's best to have a lifelong relationship."

"After you graduate from college and start working, you'll find that your social circle is likely to be just a few people in your work circle, and it'll be almost impossible to meet girls again. After a while, you'll be reduced to blind dates."

The man sighed, seemingly advising Lin Li and Bai Bufan, but in fact he was talking about himself.

As for Lin Li and Bai Bufan, they didn't feel much reality when listening to the words of this so-called experienced person.

After all, let alone blind dates, even society and university are still very distant things for them.

People cannot have both youth and the understanding of youth at the same time, so how can they cherish the memory of youth while they are youth?

"Once you are reduced to blind dating, you will have almost no chance of true love. You will only be burdened with the responsibility of getting married. You never know what kind of monsters, demons and monsters you will encounter."

The man seemed to be eager to talk, and continued relatively enthusiastically.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan immediately became interested: "Brother, tell me in detail, have you ever met any strange people?"

"Too many."

"I met a woman last time, and she only wanted guys from the Northeast. That made me laugh." The man shook his head with a look of disdain.

Is this guy from a black background?

Lin Li blinked: "Brother, this is not bad. As long as it is a requirement for choosing a spouse in a certain region, this is quite common."

In some places, dating someone from the next village is considered a stranger. For the family, it is a faraway marriage and a big gamble.

But the man closed his eyes:

"No, I later found out that she didn't want people from the Northeast as we know them, she just wanted people from Heilongjiang, Jilin and Liaodong."

"Damn it, shepherd black dog."

"She still says she's pure love, what's the point of her pure love? If there's a password on the crotch, a black man can just unlock it with any key."

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"

What kind of black chicken are you!
So you want Heiji to get in there?
Oh my god, it’s really dark as hell!

Hearing this, Lin Li reached out and patted the buddy. After thinking for a while, he still tried to comfort him:
"Brother, relax, sometimes it is unavoidable to worship foreign things.

You see, our saint in the East is Confucius, and our saint in the West is Jesus.

However, Confucius has only one hole, but Jesus has two holes. There is Confucius in Jesus and Zhuangzi behind him, but there is no Jesus in Confucius.

As for saints, we have been badly defeated.

Although we don’t want to, sometimes we have to admit that others are just amazing, and that one person is better than many others… We can only keep working hard, as there is still a long way to go.”

Lin Li spoke in a low voice with some inferiority complex.

Bai Bufan, man: "(;☉_☉)?"

What the fuck kind of Kong are you?

That seems like I have to admit defeat.

The man couldn't help but laugh twice, then nodded, getting rid of his previous anger and continuing to complain:
“The requirements for blind dates are very high.

You must have heard about RVs, so there is no need for me to emphasize it again. You may think it is normal.

Now that academic qualifications have depreciated, discrimination based on academic qualifications has become common. But, to be honest, if you yourself have a high academic qualification and discriminate against those with low academic qualifications, I think it is understandable.

But I can't believe that a junior college student like me would discriminate against a person who is just an ordinary university student. She even said that I must be a graduate student to be worthy of her. It's really ridiculous."

In addition to the fairy inequality, there is also the fairy equation, which makes sense.

"I understand this very well," it was Bai Bufan's turn to make fun of me. "I told others before that my girlfriend is still in elementary school, and her education record only shows kindergarten. A group of people called me a beast and asked me when I would die. Discrimination against academic qualifications is really too serious."

Lin Li, man: "(;☉_☉)?"

What kind of academic discrimination is this?

I am simply discriminating against you, okay?
The man, who was originally planning to share, couldn't help laughing again and then became silent.

He always felt that if he continued to share, these two children would be able to provide him with something to live for.

"...Anyway, what I mean is that most people in the world are actually normal people, but once you are reduced to blind dating, as you get older, the probability of meeting abnormal people will increase, until you look around and see only monsters and demons."

The man then concluded.

"And the current environment is also very bad. The originally turbid water has become even more mixed with good and bad people." At this point, the man's smile faded and turned into a gnashing of teeth.

"Is it because the world is now united?" Bai Bufan asked.

"It has nothing to do with the world. I'm only referring to the environment of our Xiling." The man waved his hand.

"Our Xiling has also been affected?" Lin Li asked in shock. How come he had never heard of this case?
"no!"

"Alas, you are students, you definitely don't know."

"A few months ago, we in Xiling organized a campaign to eradicate pornography. Almost all the chicken farms in Xiling were destroyed in this campaign."

“It has not fully recovered yet, and few businesses have reopened.”

"But, haha, I've been going on blind dates all these years. Damn, a month after the anti-pornography campaign, the few matchmaking agencies I'm a member of suddenly had a lot of 'super high-quality' resources!"

"A group of young and beautiful girls have flooded the dating market, hoping to find someone to marry."

"If I hadn't been quick-witted and able to make the connection, I would have been the one to take the blame now!"

The man had a complicated expression.

"Damn it! The more I think about it, the angrier I get!"

"I don't know which old ladybug leaked all the information in the first place. There must be an insider behind this action. He must have enjoyed being a spy. He probably got a lot of bonuses. But what about us?"

"Not only have we lost the channels we usually use to meet our needs, but we have also made the blind date market even more infested with demons! It's too bad to describe! Bastard!"

"The person who reported it really deserves to die! Don't let me see him! Damn it! Really! Don't let me see him! I can kill him!"

The man gritted his teeth and patted Bai Bufan's shoulder as he spoke, gradually increasing his force.

As for the parties involved in the groove.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan were sitting upright on their small chairs with serious expressions.

His eyes turned slightly towards the other person, then immediately looked away, looking straight ahead with no distractions.

Damn, we can’t look each other in the eye, we can’t look each other in the eye. If we look at each other now, I will definitely laugh.

We don’t know about it. We won’t report the dog on Instagram. It has nothing to do with us, hehe.

Lin Li, who was laughing wildly in his heart, was suddenly stunned.

[I met a fellow Taoist on the road and happened to receive a message from him. I learned that the Hehuan demon who was slashed by you and whose stronghold you cleared out in the past seemed to have escaped into the Red Dust Marriage Pavilion, disguised himself as a good woman, sought a Taoist partner, and continued to harm ordinary cultivators.

Killing demons and eliminating evil is your duty, and coincidentally, you are also eager to escape from loneliness and find a Taoist companion. For both public and private reasons, you should take this calamity! Why not strike out and find out the truth! 】

[Task triggered! 】

[Task 0: Enter the Marriage Pavilion and experience the secular world at least three times (3/).]

[Task Reward: Physical Improvement: Charm Resistance Increased by 100%, Spiritual Energy Absorption Speed ​​Increased by 200%; Random Ability*1; System Currency*100. ]

Lin Li:?
(End of this chapter)