Chapter 334 Three of You Are Redundant

Chapter 334 Three of You Are Redundant

Chapter 334 Three of You Are Superfluous
It has been a long time since Lin Li showed such a complicated expression when seeing a system task.

But this time, the system did it again.

What does it mean that "at this moment, your heart is longing to escape from loneliness and find a companion", and then "both publicly and privately, this disaster must be dealt with! You might as well take action and find out the truth."

There is nothing wrong with the first half of the sentence, it is a true reflection of myself, but is the second half a bit redundant?
He has his own rhythm, Lin Li frowned slightly.

Literally speaking, this task should be easy to understand, which is to go on three blind dates.

But the Five Elements Mission reminded Lin Li that all rights of interpretation ultimately belonged to the system. Lin Li was not clear about the system's definition of one experience.

Do you need to go through the entire process of a blind date? Or do you need to participate in an event organized by an agency?

Lin Li's brain started working, and after thinking for a while, he had already made a preliminary judgment on this task.

If it's the latter, that's pretty easy.

Just think of it as spending money to eat fruit and have fun. Wow, you are a first-line audience of offline dating variety shows. It looks like it's really fun. You can even bring your "three dogs" along.

But if it is the former, it will be much more complicated, but it is not impossible to try.

I have the ability to make money.

I could use my identity information to ask the agent to make it up for me. Otherwise, who would be willing to look at me straight in the eye when they heard that I was a freshman in high school? A female teacher?

Another reason for not using real information is that I don’t intend to cause trouble to normal people, so it is not appropriate to be caught by abnormal people.

There is no doubt that I will be "trouble".

I am a person who is going to complete the task quickly with the sole purpose of completing it. If the blind date is an ordinary, normal person who has done nothing wrong, I would be making fun of him/her.

It’s okay if the uncultured Lin Li occasionally shows some manners.

As for the solution to this problem, Lin Li felt that the only way was to find abnormal monsters.

The guy in front of me said that the blind date market is now full of monsters, so you can ask the intermediary to introduce those who are the most difficult to deal with and serve among their resources.

——As matchmaking agencies, they must be familiar with their clients. With real feedback from members, they naturally know which ones are complete weirdos.

It is burdenless to torture the weirdos, and what is more, you can fail as quickly as possible, complete a blind date cycle, and accomplish the task.

And as long as you make some guarantees yourself, the agent should be able to cooperate with you better.

If you really encounter the Hehuan monster, you might be able to trigger some derivative tasks.

Killing two birds with one stone. It's like the stuttering Qin Shi Huang touching the electrical wire - win win win win win win, I'm numb.

Before today, the only person who could be happy after finding out that his blind date was a bus was Optimus Prime.

But after today, there may be one more Lin Li.

"Is there such a thing? This is too bad, too bad. The people who reported the chicken farm to the uncles in hats are really beasts. They hurt others and do not benefit themselves. Bastard!"

After Lin Li roughly expressed his thoughts, he immediately joined the other party in a group fight.

Although a master can only lead you to the door, and practice depends on one's own efforts, the master is still very important. Since this guy in front of me is someone who understands me, then it makes sense to make friends with him.

Bai Bufan was stunned when he heard this.

"Yeah, that dog--" Bai Bufan was originally planning to join the group, but he was hit in the left side of his waist with a punch.

No, only you, Lin Li, are allowed to scold Lin Li, but I, Bai Bufan, are not allowed to scold Lin Li?

Looking at Lin Li's fist, Bai Bufan shut up.

"Yeah, he's such a beast. I and a few of my acquaintances have cursed him behind his back countless times." Seeing that Bai Bufan didn't say anything, the man continued:

Reporting dogs is like Xu Beihong forcibly imitating Qi Baishi. The shrimp has done nothing but lose the horse for sure.”

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"

No? So aggressive? If you curse so harshly, I won't join the tour group.

Here I have to quote the full-score model essay of the composition topic "My Mother" to start with.

——I guess everyone has a mother.

The two looked at each other and nodded. They wrote down this sentence and would use it on Zhou Baowei later.

“I don’t agree with that. My opinion is that he is a bastard who was born by a mother but not raised by a father.” Lin Li just said.

If Lin Li’s father knew about this, he would also be able to smile and punch the nine fists.

In order to prevent the other party from continuing to scold him, Lin Li quickly changed the subject:

"Brother, how about we add each other's contact information? Meeting each other is fate. Also, I may have some questions about blind dates that I'm interested in asking you."

"Eh? You still need a blind date?" He was so handsome that all men thought he was really handsome. The man looked at Lin Li's face with some confusion.

"Although I may not need it, but I just checked and my friend is not going to have any romantic luck in the next few decades, so he might need it." Lin Li pointed at Bai Bufan and explained.

Bai Bufan shrugged, he was used to it.

"Dude, can you tell fortunes and see the future?" the man was curious.

He didn't mind getting to know one more person, so he had taken out his cell phone when he asked Lin Li a question just now.

"I can't see the future, but I can see this face. Brother, can't you see it?" Lin Li poked Bai Bufan's cheek and gestured.

man:"?"

Is this really the view?
"I really can't see the future of this face, but in fact, it is equivalent to me having seen the future of this face," Lin Li added.

Bai Bufan smiled, and continued to smile.

There are so many evil beasts everywhere, brother, I support you in scolding the reporting dog for a while, and I will use all my life's knowledge to insult with you.

But Bai Bufan said nothing.

After all, this is my best buddy. Although I don’t know what he is going to do, I still cooperate with him. This is true brotherhood and the heroic spirit of the world.

——It also has something to do with the fists that are restless at his waist.

"...It's okay, it's not that outrageous," the man glanced at Bai Bufan. He was not as outrageous as Lin Li said. He was a handsome young man, so he just smiled, knowing that it was just extreme aggressiveness between good friends.

The two successfully added each other as friends.

"My name is Sun Ming, Sun from Sun Wukong and Ming from Little Turtle Sword Demon." Sun Ming then introduced himself.

"My name is Bai... Lin Li, Shuangmu Lin, the Li in Boqi." Lin Li returned the favor.

Bai Bufan: “?”

Oh, this b wants to report his name again.

Even now that I am still present, I am not trying to hide it at all. What a waste of time.

Fortunately, I stopped.

In fact, Lin Li was mainly concerned that the "Three Dogs" had called his name many times during the performance just now, and the other party might have heard it.

Afterwards, Lin Li added the staff's contact information, but did not start the conversation to talk about his purpose. This task was not urgent, and today was not the time to really think about it.

The best way is to go to the store and talk offline, and the use of cash is also best done offline.

"How many fucking times have you used my name outside?" Bai Bufan asked in a low voice after Lin Li stopped talking to Sun Ming.

Lin Li raised a finger.

"This means just once, right?" Although Bai Bufan had already guessed the answer, he was still smiling and deceiving himself.

"Of course I mean it all the time."

"Be born! Be fucking born!" Bai Bufan showed a gritted teeth expression, but then he was curious: "But Lin Li, why did you add this? Is there anyone in your family who needs it? Isn't there just you and your mother in your family?"

Bai Bufan's eyes lit up after he finished speaking:
"Wait! You're looking for a step-dad?! Then can I go on a blind date with your mom? Bro, I really want to be your dad."

"Get lost." Lin Li cursed with a smile.

"Then who else could it be? It's you? You're still going on a blind date. I thought you were going to kiss me tonight, and you're still going on a blind date." Bai Bufan teased.

“Don’t talk about daydreams that are not conducive to unity.”

But what Bai Bufan said was right. The changes in interpersonal relationships after a few hours is also a point that needs to be considered in this task.

When the time comes... Lin Li suddenly laughed.

……

"This afternoon's performance is over. If you still want to see more, see you at 7pm. There will be new content then! Welcome everyone to watch~"

The second round of performances lasted nearly an hour and was still great to watch.

I feel like the performance alone is worth the ticket price - there is no ticket price at the market.

When the staff of the matchmaking agency took turns to go on stage again, Lin Li and others had already stood up.

"Before it gets dark, you two can continue to accompany us to the river to take pictures. We have just found a pretty good spot. Let's take a few group photos by the way." After walking out of the crowd, Ding Sihan said to Lin Li and Bai Bufan.

The two had no objection.

Following the three girls, they arrived at the river.

Although not many people come to the Yudai River on weekdays, guardrails have been built along the river. However, every ten or so meters or so, there is an extension platform with steps extending to the river.

Of course, this is not to make it convenient for people to jump into the river or drown, but it was used to provide laundry facilities for the residents here.

Almost no one washes clothes this way anymore.

As for the suitable location for taking photos mentioned by Ding Sihan, it is under a big tree by the river.

Not far away is an extension platform. Whether the background is the market scene behind or the gurgling Yudai River in front, the film-making effect is indeed good.

This time, Ding Sihan learned her lesson and brought a selfie stick, so the group photo of five people did not require assistance from others.

Click, click, click, and we took a satisfying group photo.

“But, in fact, I think it would be better if we could take pictures on the other side,” Ding Sihan said, holding the railing and looking at the other side. “The other side is all empty. It’s a pity that there is no bridge here, so we can’t get across. What a pity.”

Women are so hard to satisfy.

“Now that you mention it, I find that the bridge is quite warm. It makes all the rivers no longer sad.” Lin Li commented upon hearing this.

Ding Sihan: "..."

It really is.

"Lin Li, don't you also call yourself a warm-hearted man? Shouldn't you also make this river less sad?"

Ding Sihan turned around and asked.

"I am a warm man, not a warm bridge, and certainly not a central air conditioner. How can I warm everyone?" Lin Li smiled.
"But it would be nice if there was a river god in this river. Then I would have a way to cross the river in a very warm and caring way."

"Why do we need you when there is a river god? Everyone can pray to the god." Ding Sihan heard this with contempt.

"My method is not to pray to God, but to use God's mechanism. Not only do I not ask him for help, but I might even be able to kill God. Hehehe."

Lin Li's tone sounded somewhat immature and rebellious.

"Hmm? Tell me about it?" Ding Sihan's appetite was whetted, and Chen Yuying and others also looked over curiously.

Lin Lixian turned around and pointed to a stall: "First, let's go to that stall to buy a box of chess."

"Then throw the black chess piece into the river, and then cry out "Checkmate, my checkmate" and pray to the river god to appear. At this time, the river god will float out and ask me -

"Young handsome guy, the thing you dropped is this golden general..."

OK, it ends here, because the river god can’t continue speaking. The golden general he transformed has already emitted a dazzling light and heat, drying up the entire river. The river god also gave his life for this loyalty.

That way we can cross the river, just by walking across it.”

Lin Li said this with his hands raised high.

The four of them were silent, with only the noise coming from the market behind them.

"What kind of General Jin is this!" Finally, Ding Sihan couldn't help but laugh and curse.

No wonder Lin Li said that his way was very warm, it was very, very warm.

I got a first degree sunburn by accident.

"Just tell me if we can cross the river."

"Forget it, if we can't cross the river, forget it. We can just make do here and continue filming."

The three girls continued their unfinished photography work, and Lin Li came over and took a few individual or couple photos.

He didn't plan to take any more photos. There were only a few possible actions when they couldn't get any more intimate. Lin Li let the girl continue playing by herself while he looked for Bai Bufan.

I saw him leaning against the railing and staring at the water.

Lin Li walked forward and leaned beside him, looking down.

He saw nothing but his and Bai Bufan's reflections on the water.

"What are you looking at?" Lin Li asked.

"When you stare into the abyss..." Bai Bufan said deeply.

"The Abyss said that you are a masculine being, a product of foot binding in a patriarchal society, and that you are cheap and disgusting. Then the Abyss posted a post on RED, saying that no one in your family understands." Lin Li said calmly.

"? Cough! Cough!!!"

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

All his thoughts were blocked, and Lin Li made Bai Bufan speechless with just one sentence.

"So the abyss thinks I'm a man?" Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in. Lin Li must have hired a master to say such things. He looked at Ding Zhen and looked deep into the abyss.

"So you are showing off?" Lin Li asked.

"No, I was watching the fish," Bai Bufan raised his chin, "You came closer and made too much noise just now, you scared them all away."

In the light green water, there are indeed quite a few tiny little fish swimming close to the shore.

These small fish are indeed quite sensitive. They will be startled if you move your head to block the water surface.

"Lin Li, do you think the spicy fish we eat every day are made from these small fish?" Bai Bufan asked calmly.

"No way, I heard that spicy fish is made from dead fish that were killed by smelly feet in fish spas." Lin Li replied calmly.

Bai Bufan: “…”

Oh, no.

"I will never eat it again." Bai Bufan said firmly.

"I forgot to mention that he was suffocated by the stinky feet of a beautiful girl." Lin Li added gently.

"I'm eating, eating, eating, eating!" Bai Bufan grinned and gave a thumbs up, "Eat! I'm eating spicy fish! Lin Li, help me ask the manufacturer if they have the original flavor. Don't cover up the taste with spicy ones, it's a pity~"

Stable, Lin Li laughed.

As expected, it’s Bai Bufan.

Lin Li suddenly turned around, and Bai Bufan turned his head to look curiously, only to see Lin Li picked up a small wooden stick, then walked down the steps of the extension platform, leaning forward.

Unfortunately, he did not intend to commit suicide by jumping into the river, but instead began to use a small wooden stick to dig out the apple snail eggs attached to the river bank.

It is autumn now, and the eggs are grayish white - they are dead.

However, after it dies and becomes dried, when you press it with a wooden stick, it makes a crisper sound than when it is fresh, which is quite relaxing.

"Let me play with it too." Bai Bufan followed immediately.

Little boys can never resist playing with water and fire.

When I grew up, I also liked things with lots of water and things that were boiled. I can only say that everything has a traceable origin.

"what--"

Hearing Ding Sihan's exclamation, Lin Li and Bai Bufan both raised their heads.

"What's wrong?" The two men stood up and returned to the tree, asking at the same time.

"It's nothing. There's a bug on the tree. I wasn't paying attention and just touched it." Ding Sihan clapped his hands in disdain. Then he felt that this was not enough, so he walked to the extension platform, intending to wash his hands in the river, while explaining to the two of them.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan moved to the edge of the tree.

There was indeed an unfamiliar insect on the branch. Its body color was very similar to the bark, and it was indeed difficult to detect if you didn't look carefully.

System? System? This is a demonic attack!
Lin Li looked at the system, but the system was like a stone woman, cold and unresponsive.

He didn't even give me a task that would earn me 50 system coins for free. How stingy.

Maybe it’s because it’s a beneficial insect—although Lin Li doesn’t recognize it.

"Animals and insects will form protective colors according to the environment. This is a normal phenomenon." After using a small wooden stick to pull the insect off, Bai Bufan observed it for a while and commented.

"...No, Bufan, we are all students of Nansang Middle School, and you are the one with the worst grades. Do you need to tell me that?" Lin Li thought he could hear some high-sounding talk, but after hearing this, he said with disdain.

"For example," Bai Bufan said calmly, "the Mexican boll weevil, a cotton pest, is completely black. This protective coloration allows it to thrive in cotton fields."

Lin Li: "..."

Damn you, Bai Bufan.

Just for the dumplings wrapped in vinegar, right?

"Bufan, let me test you, are black people considered pesticides?" Lin Li stretched and spoke casually.

"Of course it counts. It can promote the shedding of cotton and harvest," Bai Bufan understood immediately and nodded, "This is also one of the reasons why I resist them."

Chen Yuying, Qu Wanqiu: "..."

When hanging out with Lin Li and Bai Bufan, it is sometimes really difficult to protect my own merits.

Wind Spirit Moon Shadow, start.

"''Chen Yuying'' patted ''Chen Yuying''s wooden fish head, merit +999"

After modifying her own pat, Chen Yuying breathed a sigh of relief.

With the cheat turned on, the efficiency has increased a thousand times, so the merits should be restored in time.

Buddha will forgive himself.

"Are you still taking pictures, Dingzi? The bugs have been cleared away." Lin Li asked as he looked at Ding Sihan who had just returned from washing his hands.

"Forget it, I won't take any more photos. Let's continue shopping."

"Row."

……

The night is getting darker.

The most important night has arrived.

The surface of the Yudai River shimmers, the remaining sunset glow is broken up and scattered, the stalls are lit up with warm yellow bulbs or modern fake lanterns, and the aroma of food is even more tempting than during the day.

After finishing the photo session, the five people continued to walk leisurely along the route planned by the market.

"Damn it, boss, did you give this rice a try? It's so hard?"

Lin Li gnawed on the chicken wing wrapped in rice in his hand, frowning as he bit the hard rice.

"Give it some wine, then it will say, 'I'm not in a good mood today, I'm going to sleep first.'" Bai Bufan gave a suggestion.

Lin Li thought about it, took the chicken wing and shook it in front of Bai Bufan, and even made a sound of biubiubiu, then nodded contentedly: "It's okay, it's the same if you just let it ejaculate, it should be soft now."

Bai Bufan looked at the salad dressing on his cold noodles and fell silent.

Oh, no.

Your mother!

The number of visitors to the market did not decrease with the arrival of night. On the contrary, there were more people coming to the market to play. Perhaps those who had to work busy on weekends finally had some free time.

Although it is not yet crowded, it is still bustling with people coming and going.

It was difficult for the three girls to maintain a straight line and move forward in the current situation with so many people around.

——After all, it is generally accepted that two people walking side by side is reasonable and normal, but three people walking side by side would be a bit of a blockage.

From time to time, you will hear words like 'excuse me, please let me go' or 'excuse me, please', and the person at the side needs to make way.

Lin Li thought about it and took out his cell phone.

"Lin Li: Between you and Qu Wanqiu, two of you seem redundant right now. Guess who it is."

"Ding Sihan: Isn't it too much for you to send me this private message?"

Lin Li didn't reply, but looked up.

Ding Sihan looked at his phone with a forced smile on his face.

But what Lin Li said does make sense.

Now that it was the agreed evening, they should really leave.

Lin Li saw Ding Sihan turn off the screen of his mobile phone, hold it in his hand, and start looking around the stalls on both sides.

Search, search.

"Hey, let's go over there and take a look~" Ding Sihan's eyes lit up.

Found it! The right excuse I needed!

Lin Li followed her line of sight and easily locked onto the target - a dome-shaped stall stood quietly by the river. The dark purple curtains completely enclosed the stall, but through the lights from inside and outside, he could see the outline of the shadows inside.

The stars, the moon and the crystal ball embroidered with gold thread, and the word "divination" on the curtain all reveal its identity - a divination house.

Regardless of color or style, it is particularly eye-catching in the market.

But there were no people at the door.

Although theoretically speaking, the metaphysical stalls that appear in this kind of traditional market should be fortune-telling rather than divination.

But this may have been the case a few years ago. Now, there is no need to be surprised by any shops you see in the market. If you stop and go along the way, you can also see many self-media people broadcasting live - of course, most of them are unknown and have not yet successfully created an account.

"Let's go."

If someone is interested, others will follow to take a look.

"Wait a moment." After arriving outside the divination house, Ding Sihan walked in alone and consulted for a while.

Soon he came out again and asked everyone, "Are you interested in divination?"

"I'm a little interested." Qu Wanqiu, who had already heard Ding Sihan's whisper, nodded.

"Not interested." Lin Li and Bai Bufan shook their heads at the same time.

Lin Li glanced at Bai Bufan.

"People" are conscious, "dogs" are not; "people" are good, "dogs" are bad.

Seeing Lin Li shaking his head, Chen Yuying pursed her lips. When she saw that Ding Sihan didn't look at her expectantly, she immediately shook her head as well.

"That's perfect." Ding Sihan put his hands together and clapped his hands lightly. "There are actually only two extra seats inside. I want to go and take a test. Wanqiu, come with me and you can play with me later."

"Okay." Qu Wanqiu nodded.

"As for you..."

"Then we'll wait for you outside?" Pleased with Ding Sihan's understanding, Lin Li took over the conversation.

"That's fine." Ding Sihan nodded.

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

"Just kidding." Seeing Lin Li's face stiffened for a moment, Ding Sihan smiled contentedly, and then changed his words:

"I just asked, a complete divination for one person takes about half an hour, and it will take Wanqiu and I an hour. What are you waiting for? Do you want to stand all night as punishment?
You three can continue shopping first. We'll meet you guys after we're done playing."

"OK," Lin Li was determined not to be polite this time, so he nodded directly, and then looked at Chen Yuying: "Squad leader, what do you think?"

  "Hmm...Okay." Chen Yuying hummed softly and nodded.

"Then split the troops into two groups. See you later!"

Ding Sihan waved his hand and 'impatiently' pulled Qu Wanqiu into the divination room.

The three of them looked at each other and continued walking forward.

"Sorry to give in."

Walked for about a minute.

Lin Li discovered something.

Now Chen Yuying is on his left and Bai Bufan is on his right. Aren’t they still a trio blocking the way?
Lin Li felt very uncomfortable when he thought about how he had caused trouble to others. His noble and great character would never allow him to do that.

Therefore, Lin Li turned his head, smiled and stared at Bai Bufan who was still eating grilled cold noodles, coughed heavily twice, and asked this silly dog ​​who seemed to have forgotten something:

"Bufan, you've eaten so many different kinds of food today. Do you think your stomach should start to hurt?"

Bai Bufan: “!”

Damn it, I forgot that I should have been interested in divination just now!
There is still a chance to make amends!
"Hiss - don't say it, Lin Li, don't say it!" Bai Bufan curled up slightly, put his elbow against his stomach, and took a breath of cold air:
"After eating the additives you gave me just now, my stomach suddenly feels a little crampy. Damn it, I am about to collapse and can't hold on any longer. I have to go to the bathroom now. I personally enjoy going to the bathroom, so it takes about an hour at least, so I'll find you later. Bye!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Bufan took out Xuanmai from his pocket and put it in Lin Li's pocket, then turned and left.

As for whether squatting for an hour will cause hemorrhoids, it’s not a big problem. Hemorrhoids are common regardless of age. Bai Bufan feels that his butt will be red all over.

"There's really nothing we can do about him. He doesn't take care of his body." Lin Li watched Bai Bufan leave with relief, then sighed heavily.

"Pfft-"

Chen Yuying suddenly pressed the back of her hand against her lower lip, and a light laugh escaped from between her fingers. Her shoulders swayed slightly, and her drooping eyelashes trembled slightly, covering her eyes that were curved into a crescent shape. There was a hint of shyness in her smile.

"What are you laughing at?" Lin Li looked at her and asked cheerfully.

"No, I'm not laughing~" Chen Yuying lied with a smile.

There's no way not to laugh.

The conversation between these two people just now was not natural at all. They didn't come up with such excuses and the performance was so poor.

Chen Yuying couldn't help but look back.

Sure enough, Bai Bufan, who had just had a stomachache and was about to collapse, was now leisurely holding his grilled cold noodles, looking at the stalls on the left and then strolling around the stalls on the right.

But, it's pretty good.

Chen Yuying couldn't help but lighten her pace a little and felt a little happier.

After all... just now when the three of them were walking together and hadn't said anything, I was also thinking, it would be great if Bai Bufan could accidentally die overnight.

My wish has come true.

(End of this chapter)