Chapter 338: Such a sharp question, Tonic asks!!
Chapter 338: Such a sharp question, Tonic asks!!
Being a nanny is a profession that relies heavily on subjective initiative.
Whether you are a good nanny depends entirely on your personal professional qualities.
There are some kind and dedicated nannies who are well-educated and can make the male owners feel comfortable as soon as they open their mouths. They can even do the task of giving birth to children on behalf of the hostess and the host. This is GirlsHelpGirls, the power of women.
The evil nanny with a vicious heart would secretly exchange children with the owner's family as Lin Li said.
Bai Bufan laughed angrily when he heard this.
"Lin Li, isn't this setting of yours too brutal?"
What is more unacceptable than having nothing at the beginning is that the thing you desire should be within your reach, but is taken away by others.
Damn, he suddenly fell from being the eldest son of a chaebol to the nanny's son. And based on the experience in movies and TV dramas, the nanny will be very bad to him. Damn, this guy is still alive. He should just strangle himself with the umbilical cord in the amniotic fluid.
"It's okay. You'll suffer for 39 episodes, and you'll be happy in the 40th episode." Lin Li comforted him, "It's pretty good now. In the past, you would have to suffer for 51 episodes."
In the past, the standard for TV dramas was basically 52 episodes, but now the domestic regulations stipulate that it cannot exceed 40 episodes.
"I'd rather be the villain and enjoy those 39 episodes first!" Bai Bufan raised his middle finger and cursed with a smile.
"Grass."
“Why can’t my WeChat wallet have a relationship with Alipay and generate a lot of money?”
Bai Bufan opened his phone and checked the balance, his voice full of emotion.
Bai Bufan casually spent four thousand yuan just to shoot a few minutes of footage. He felt that only the working brothers and sisters in society could afford such a thing.
"Is it possible that because you, as their master, have never had sex, the two of them won't for the time being?" Lin Li commented upon hearing this.
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
"Lin Li! I'm already in this fucking state! Why are you still attacking me TAT!" Bai Bufan couldn't help but drop his little pearls.
"Oh, you're just kidding, baby," Lin Li stepped forward to comfort him, "It's a good thing that they didn't have sex and give you money."
"I heard that if they really had sex, you might be sued for rape, and then you would not only have to pay back all the children you gave birth to, but also pay extra money, or you would have to go to jail."
Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in anymore - this time he was happy:
"Fuck, what's this electronic version of the world being one and the same, all standing together? That's a bit unfair."
"Then I'll be fair now."
After Lin Li finished speaking, he looked at Chen Yuying and raised his voice a little:
"Squad leader, I think you should pay me for the expenses I spent on confessing my love for you, which is 4702.65 in total. The reason there is a decimal point is because I paid this money last week. According to the central bank's interest rate, you should have this much interest in a week.
WeChat or Alipay, if you don’t need an invoice, I can give you a discount of 5 yuan.”
Bai Bufan raised his thumbs up when he heard this. Is he asking for money from such a lowly person? Then this statement was indeed very biased towards Ji Shuai and also very fair.
Ding Sihan: "Yingbao, how about breaking up?"
Qu Wanqiu: "+1, this guy really scores points, he even tried to evade taxes."
Lin Li sighed.
No wonder they say beware of fire, theft and best friends. How can these two be good people? They have only been together for less than half an hour and they are already trying to persuade them to break up.
Akaishi, the stumbling block on the road of love!
But the words below had no effect on the girl above. Chen Yuying just smiled softly, looked back at Lin Li, and nodded: "Okay, I'll pass it to you later."
"Then I'll wait."
"By the way, squad leader, can you transfer me one cent less? This way, no matter what happens in the future, even if we have a quarrel someday, we can't say to each other that there is nothing between us at all." Lin Li thought for a moment and added.
"I know~"
The expressions of Bai, Ding and Qu, who were fed a mouthful of dog food, were complicated, as if they saw Xue Jian in black stockings and a bunny girl costume dancing the seaweed dance in front of them.
Bai Bufan really wanted to shoot these two men to death, and then bury one in the South Pole and the other in the North Pole.
Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu really wanted to shoot Lin Li to death, and then bury half of him in the South Pole and the other half in the North Pole.
"If one day I fall in love with your wife~If your wife also--" Bai Bufan suddenly hummed a song in a low voice.
Lin Lizhe suddenly and quietly strangled Bai Bufan's neck.
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? I just heard a host singing on the way here, and I was brainwashed and just sang along!!"
"You better be."
"Yuying, when did you go blind?" After swallowing the bitter dog food, Ding Sihan continued to eat melon.
"During the autumn outing." Chen Yuying pursed her lips. Although she was very shy, she chose to give a direct answer.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" But Lin Li was anxious, "Baby, you have to deny the description of "blind" first, then say "Ding Sihan! If you say this again, we can no longer be friends", and finally say "during the autumn outing"!"
"You've been tricked so early?" Ding Sihan was too lazy to answer. He shook his head and looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, what about you? When did you want to eat swan meat?"
Lin Li felt that Bai Bufan was the only one with double standards, except himself.
"Well, I've always had a crush on good-looking people. As for when the feeling turned into love, I really can't give a specific time. It might have been during the autumn outing, or even earlier? Anyway, it was gradual.
But I made up my mind after the National Day." But Lin Li still answered.
It was Bai Bufan's words that made Lin Li start thinking about this aspect.
"Are there any more details? Don't just ask bit by bit. Can you start from the beginning?" Ding Sihan felt that it was not enough.
As a knower, I didn’t dare to ask before because I was afraid that they would feel embarrassed. Now that it’s been exposed, I can’t help but be curious.
“Okay, then I’ll start from the beginning of the story,” Lin Li nodded, “It was an afternoon eighteen years ago. I heard a cry in the Nansang People’s Hospital. Wow, a demon child was born…”
"Wait a minute, what the hell are you saying about starting from the beginning? Why don't you start from Pangu..." Before Ding Sihan could finish her words, Chen Yuying interrupted her with a smile and a wave of her hand.
Unfortunately, it's too late.
as predicted--
"Okay, a long, long time ago, the sky and the earth had not yet been separated, and the universe was in chaos. There was a giant named Pangu who slept in this chaotic universe for 18,000 years..." Lin Li readily followed suit.
The other four were silent at first, and then they started laughing.
There are too many of them.
The five people walked slowly towards Pinglu Street.
Although Ding, Bai and Qu still had a lot of stalls to visit, they were no longer interested in it. They bought some food and drinks and continued to chat with the two of them as they walked.
……
"how?"
By the river, under the shade of trees, Qu Wanqiu and Bai Bufan were using their cellphone flashlights to provide fill-in light, while Ding Sihan showed the photos she had taken to the young couple in front of her.
When Lin Li just passed by the afternoon photo-taking spot, he took the initiative to ask to come over to take some more photos.
After all, it hasn't been exposed during the day, so I have to remain restrained. There's no point in just standing there and making a V-sign stupidly.
"It's pretty good. It would be even better if you could include me in the picture next time." Lin Li gave a thumbs up to express his praise.
Ding Sihan is learning the essence of his life more and more, and his life is over.
"So we're almost back then?"
In the evening, Lin Li and Chen Yuying walked around alone for nearly two hours, and it was already past nine o'clock in the evening.
Compared to the time it took the three of them to get home from the pet park last week, it is indeed not late now, and they can even go to see a movie, but Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu have to go back to school, and there is curfew.
"Of course. I'm really tired after walking all day." Qu Wanqiu nodded.
"How are you going back?" Lin Li rubbed Chen Yuying's head and asked.
"The car from home is here to pick me up." Chen Yuying looked up.
"Forget it then," Lin Li smiled and waved his hands, "Then I won't send you back."
Although the bicycle is still at school, it doesn’t matter.
It’s not like I haven’t walked home from school before, and then walked back to school from home, so this is just the right way to make up for that.
So if Chen Yuying planned to take a taxi back, Lin Li would definitely accompany her.
But if it's the family car, forget it. No matter whether it's Chen Zhongping or the driver, sending it back is tantamount to driving close to the car.
"I'll find another opportunity for you to deliver it next time." Chen Yuying also knew the pros and cons, so she smiled and nodded.
The five people walked towards the entrance of Pinglu Street.
"Lin Li, where is my Xuanmai? Is there any left?"
Bai Bufan threw the empty bag of fried chicken nuggets into the trash can on the roadside, followed the team, and asked Lin Li.
After eating and drinking enough, I just want to chew something and sing a song "Orchid Grass".
"I almost forgot."
Lin Li took out the Xuanmai that Bai Bufan had left with him, then stepped forward and patted Chen Yuying on the shoulder:
"Baby, during the midterm exam, I picked up the gum you chewed and soaked it in water and drank it for ten days. Now it has no taste. Can you chew it again?"
Chen Yuying's outstretched hand hung in mid-air.
He sighed helplessly.
Lin Li took the initiative to move his hand forward and scratched her palm.
"Can you be more humble, Lin Li?" Ding Sihan scolded with a smile.
"Sure, Dingzi, sure." Lin Li nodded, knowing that he would definitely meet this request.
"I keep the snails that the squad leader used to chew at home as headphones. When I put them on before going to sleep, it's as if the squad leader is telling me that he loves me."
Ding Sihan: "..."
She chose to give a thumbs up.
Approved, Reithby.
"Damn it, Chen Tianming has to offer you cigarettes when he comes," Bai Bufan said with a smile, and then he became curious, "But I don't know if he succeeded. Damn, it's not going to happen in one day, will my third buddy be single? Is he still alive?"
“I hope he can succeed too.” Lin Li said with a smile.
Arrive at the "I miss you in Pinglu" sign.
The Chen family often drove a few cars, and Lin Li saw them at a glance.
The person in the driving seat is the driver, not Chen Zhongdeng himself.
"Then I'll get in the car first." Chen Yuying also noticed her own car. Holding the bouquet of flowers, she turned around and said.
"Okay," Lin Li nodded, then opened his arms: "Hug me?"
The girl answered with her actions. The moment Chen Yuying turned around, the driver in the car suddenly lowered his head and began to study the car logo on his steering wheel. He did not even glance at the rearview mirrors inside and outside.
The car logo is good, the car logo looks good.
"Has our car been called?" Lin Li, who had just stepped forward to help Chen Yuying put the dolls and other things into the car and now returned to the three of them, asked.
"I called, it'll be over in three minutes." Ding Sihan replied.
"Okay, Dingzi, you can calculate how much you spent later and send it to the group to collect the payment."
"Row."
Among the five-member group, Lin Li and Chen Yuying are undoubtedly much richer than the other three in terms of finances, but when they go out to play, these small expenses are normal.
Helps to build more harmonious friendships.
If I pay for everything myself, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu will feel embarrassed, and Bai Bufan will be arrogant, neither of which is appropriate.
"Wait a minute! What kind of group is this 'one person and three dogs'?" Ding Sihan suddenly gritted his teeth.
"One, one person," Lin Li first pointed at himself and then at the direction where Chen Yuying's car drove away, then drew a circle towards the remaining three people: "Three dogs, is there any problem?"
"No problem." Bai Bufan nodded.
Anyway, my status is high.
——According to the theory of relativity, if others have a low status, your own status will be high.
Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu's smiles seemed to be gnashing of teeth.
They both knew clearly why they had become Bai Bufan in Lin Li's eyes - unlike Bai Bufan who was a purebred, they were single dogs.
It is outrageous that any member of a WeChat group can change the group name, giving people like Lin Li the opportunity to act arrogantly.
"Damn it," Ding Sihan said while changing the group name back, "Damn it, damn it! I'm obviously a beautiful girl, why don't any handsome guys chase me?"
"Dingzi, Binbin will be very angry if he hears you talk like this." Lin Li frowned.
"What does it have to do with the Chinese teacher?" Ding Sihan also frowned.
Binbin refers to Li Binbin, the Chinese teacher of Class 4.
"You pronounced it wrong," Lin Li explained gently, "It's clearly the third tone, why did you pronounce it as the fourth tone?
I, the top student in my grade, have to teach you. Come, read it with me again: beautiful young girl, not beautiful young girl.
If Lin Li doesn't bark like a dog, he must be causing trouble.
"Wow," Bai Bufan exclaimed, "After all this time, the beautiful girl turned out to be an ugly girl."
Ding Sihan smiled, happily and calmly.
Lin Li stuck out his butt.
"Lin Li, you are courting death!!!"
Lin Li brushed the dust off his pants. He was kicked even though he was using scientific knowledge. Perhaps this was the helplessness of a fire bearer.
Seeing someone hiding beautifully and laughing in the dark, Lin Li decided to treat everyone equally: "Jiujiu, what are you laughing at? You are also a beautiful girl."
"You're asking for a kick, aren't you? Die!"
OK, now the shoe prints are symmetrical.
"Hey, Lin Li, you two can't even change your love head."
The online-hailing car arrived and the four people got on one after another. Looking back, Bai Bufan saw the turtle in Ding Sihan's hand. Suddenly, he thought of something and asked.
Whether it is QQ or WeChat, there is a class group, and both of them are in it. If they put on romantic photos, it is still quite obvious when scanning the group members.
"I don't care. I'll see what she thinks then."
Lin Li didn't care much about it. Whether it was a love story or a girl's story, they were just trivial matters.
The most important person is already your own, and that is enough.
……
"You two won't play by yourselves anymore and won't play with us anymore, right?"
The first place they arrived at was Ding Sihan's home. When getting off the car, Ding Zi suddenly spoke with a sour tone.
One is a woman's best friend, the other is a man's best friend.
If he really didn't play with her anymore, Ding Sihan would feel really sad.
"You're worrying too much." Lin Li put down his phone, looked up with a smile, "Your dad and your mom are in love, so they don't care about you anymore? Ding Ding, Dad will always love you."
"Tsk! Silly dog, go home, bye!"
"See you tomorrow."
In order to prevent Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu from feeling uncomfortable being alone, after arriving at the Nansang school gate, Lin Li accompanied them to the downstairs of the boys' dormitory.
"Bye bye."
After bidding farewell to Lin Li, Bai Bufan went upstairs humming a song:
"I came from the mountains~with orchid grass~chew chew chew chew chew~chew chew chew chew chew~"
He is not sad at all. Even if his brother has a girlfriend, they are still brothers.
Just based on your compatibility with Lin Li, haha, squad leader, you are the challenger!
The person who comes has bad intentions, but I am the one who comes!
At the dormitory door, Bai Bufan opened it with his key.
The room was dark. It seemed that Chen Tianming had not come back yet and had not replied to messages. He must be having a sweet time now.
These three bitches are so happy.
“Extraordinary…”
"My grass!"
The lights were not on yet, and Chen Tianming's sudden voice startled Bai Bufan.
"Why didn't you turn on the light in there!" Bai Bufan patted his chest.
"It doesn't matter whether the lights are on or not, haha, haha, Bufan, tell me, what is the purpose of living in this life?" Chen Tianming's voice came faintly, mixed with ethereal laughter.
Bai Bufan: “?”
……
Downstairs in the dormitory.
It's really hard to coax a girl.
Wang Ze feels that it would be great if he were a programmer.
Because he heard that programmers generally master many high-level object-oriented languages.
Having said that, it seems that programmers should be very popular with women, and they must have a harem.
I envy programmers.
But even though he was not a programmer and it was difficult to coax her, Wang Ze was completely enjoying it - whether he would be annoyed in the future would be discussed later, anyway, today he was coaxing her again, and both of them just felt it was sweet and fun.
I am such a cheap person.
Walking into the dormitory building, Wang Ze had a smile on his face.
Next comes the most exciting part of showing off.
At the staircase on the second floor of the dormitory, after adjusting his clothes and hairstyle in front of the mirror on the wall, Wang Ze walked into the second floor with great dignity.
He was not heading towards his own dormitory, but towards Bai Bufan and the others next door.
Seeing that the dormitory door was ajar, Wang Ze smiled crookedly, and as he pushed the door open, he began to curse:
"Bai Bufan, why didn't you fucking do that at night--"
Wang Ze's words came to an abrupt halt. As the picture gradually became clear, his smile froze completely.
There was only one desk lamp on in the dormitory, so it was very dark.
In the dim light, Chen Tianming sat in a chair, his body curled up, his hands holding the back of his head, his forehead against the table, silent.
At this time, Bai Bufan was sitting next to Chen Tianming, patting Chen Tianming's arm with one hand and stroking Chen Tianming's back with the other hand, speaking in human language:
"It's okay, Tianming, there's still a chance, Tianming, don't be sad..."
At least don't think about dying when you're my high school roommate...
Even if you die in college, you can still help your roommates get into graduate school...
When the door of the room was pushed open by Wang Ze and the sound of a dog barking was heard, Bai Bufan looked towards the door.
Then, Wang Ze saw Bai Bufan’s eyes wide open, and under the dim light, his expression was ferocious and terrifying—
"You bastard! You're an idiot! Who told you to show up? Who ordered you to come here?!"
"Medicine! Go back now!"
"Get out! Wang Ze! Go to hell! Go to hell! Go to hell!!"
Bai Bufan did not make any sound, but used his lips to passionately convey a similar message.
Wang Ze, whose ancestors were cursed by lip sync, did not show any dissatisfaction, and nodded heavily. He did not even dare to breathe. He reached out and grabbed the door handle, tiptoed, and tried to close the door again without making any sound.
However, it was too late.
At this time, Chen Tianming slowly turned his head, revealing his haggard and decadent face. His eye sockets seemed to be slightly glowing in the darkness, and it was unknown whether he was shedding little pearls.
"Wang Ze," Chen Tianming's voice didn't sound like crying, but it sounded a little hoarse and weak, "How about your confession tonight..."
Wang Ze: “…”
It was a very cool November night, but Wang Ze was sweating profusely.
Damn it, Chen Tianming, why are you asking such a sharp question at this time?
You can’t say anything that is not conducive to unity!
"Uh..." Wang Ze also noticed Bai Bufan's even more ferocious face and speech behind Chen Tianming. His eyes kept moving left and right. He reached out and touched the back of his head, and was speechless for a moment.
At this moment, even if someone stabbed Wang Ze in the left and right chests, Wang Ze would not die immediately!
Because his heart was in his throat!!
"I……"
"I……"
The gym student's brain was working very fast at this moment. The CPU had obviously become overheated and overloaded, and started to show a red temperature warning.
Finally, Wang Ze's eyes lit up, he lowered his head, and said in a complicated and lost voice:
"If I hadn't almost failed, I wouldn't have failed like this now..."
Chen Tianming: "(;☉_☉)?"
(End of this chapter)