Chapter 339: Are the male and female protagonists of "Your Name" called Yue and L?

Chapter 339: Are the male and female protagonists of "Your Name" called Yue and L?

Chapter 339: Are the male and female protagonists of "Your Name" called Yue and L?

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"Peel the coconut skin and you gave me a pear."

Lin Li was in a happy mood, humming "Sugar" and opening the door with his key.

When he finally returned to his own little world, Lin Li couldn't help but feel like he was reverting to his roots.

Just like singing with David Tao at home, he started running around on the stage and screaming, and the two sides of the strait kept crying.

The flower language of popcorn is quick, hot and happy.

After expending some of his accumulated emotions, Lin Li took out his cell phone.

"Lin Li: I'm home safely."

"Chen Yuying: "Little Bear says hello" OK"

"Ding Sihan: It's actually safe? What a pity."

"Qu Wanqiu: +1, I really want to see Yingbao living a life of widowhood."

Targeted attacks as always.

"Lin Li: Haha, it's impossible for anything to happen. You know, I know the secret of safety - just follow the mushrooms, because mushrooms don't stand under dangerous walls."

"Ding Sihan: sb"

"Qu Wanqiu: sb"

My two daughters are a little inhuman.

"Chen Yuying: "Transfer 4702.55""

At this time, Chen Yuying's private chat suddenly popped up.

Lin Li: OVO.

The obedient baby said she would transfer money to herself and she would transfer it. If she was asked to transfer 1 cent less, she would really transfer 1 cent less.
But Lin Li still decided to attack as a beast—

"Lin Li: Squad leader, can you mark it as "voluntary gift"? Otherwise, I don't dare to accept it."

"Chen Yuying: "Transfer 4702.55" "Remarks: Voluntary donation""

Just a few seconds after the message was sent, a new transfer note popped up.

So obedient!

"Lin Li: The one above is still there."

"Chen Yuying: The notes you send out cannot be edited. I didn't set a delay in the payment, and I can't withdraw it either."

"Lin Li: What will you do if I take it all?"

"Chen Yuying: I will be very happy."

Damn! Who the hell put science fiction novels in their WeChat chat list? !

I didn't even dare to read a single page!

If I were to spread the screenshot of this chat record, Liu Cixin’s position would be lost, and the field of science fiction would welcome its new master!

Are you the only one who can write science fiction? This is real science fiction!

How could there be such a girl in the world?

Ah? Really? It's mine. Oh, that's fine. That's great.

Lin Li took screenshots and sent them to Bai Bufan.

"Lin Li: Bufan, this science fiction novel is good. I recommend it."

Lin Li felt uncomfortable when he thought that no one in the world knew that he had such a girlfriend.

Sometimes Lin Li feels that it would be great if his life were a novel or The Truman Show, where every minute and every second is live broadcast, so that readers can envy him.

Uh... forget it. I often do this myself. Who knows if there are any readers or viewers who are paying attention to this.

After waiting for a while, Lin Li felt somewhat puzzled.

Why hasn’t Bai Bufan attacked me yet?

Bai Bufan did not send any messages in the group chat "Three People and One Dog" - the name of which has been changed back, nor did he reply to private messages.

"Lin Li: Wang Ze, this science fiction novel is good. I recommend it."

Wang Ze didn't reply either.

What are these two doing now? Have they started playing games?

You really don't care about your brothers at all.

"Lin Li: Humph, squad leader, I can see that you made a mistake. Now you are trying to impress me so that I dare not accept it!"

Let those two beasts do whatever they want. Back to the chat interface with Chen Yuying, Lin Li received both transfers and continued to send the following message:
"Lin Li: But this trick is useless to me. Not only did I receive it, I also had to top it up in the game."

The village is waiting for me, and I will support you with my girlfriend’s money.

This is my will of fire!

"Chen Yuying: Okay, go ahead and charge it~"

~Ms. Lin, you look beautiful when your mouth corners turn up~
No wonder some people are willing to work as ducks for rich old ladies who sit on the ground and suck the dirt. Wow, this is too cool.

Mine is a young, beautiful and rich woman!
"Lin Li: Squad leader, you're making me feel proud. Next time we meet, can you go to the kitchen and cook two dishes for me?"

"Chen Yuying: "Little Bear with Arms on Hips""

"Chen Yuying: Students are not allowed to enter the cafeteria kitchen. This seems not to work."

The next time we meet is tomorrow, at school.

"Lin Li: There is a kitchen in the teachers' dormitory. Let's find Lao Jiantou and borrow his kitchen. If you want to borrow it, he will definitely agree."

"Chen Yuying: Don't push your fists any further"

"Lin Li: "Little Bear with His Arms on His Hips""

Chen Yuying is her own person, so her emoticons are naturally common property. It’s not excessive to steal one.

"Chen Yuying: Are you busy right now? If not, can I call you? I don't want to type, but I also want to hear your voice."

Lin Li directly sent a WeChat call.

Wow, only the most indifferent person in the world can see such news and not take action.

"What are you doing now?" The phone was connected instantly, and Lin Li asked in a gentle voice.

"I just put the flowers you gave me in a vase. I'll try to dry them later to preserve them. I hope they won't spoil for a while. Now I'm lying in bed, waiting to chat with you."

Chen Yuying was probably lying on the bed. Her speech was slower than usual and sounded soft and sticky.

"Don't be so cherishing. There will be plenty of opportunities to give you one in the future. If you want, it's no problem for me to give you another bouquet tomorrow." Lin Li was lying on the sofa in the living room, stretching his legs to the back of the sofa, and responded with a smile.

"No, no, it's just that this bouquet is given to you as a confession of love, so it's different."

Chen Yuying said quickly:
"I don't like flowers very much, I like you very much, and I like that bouquet of flowers only because it was given by you."

Lin Li: ☉_☉.

Baby, I can't even hit it with my normal attack, are you going to use your ultimate skill directly at me?

Ten thousand critical hits! Ten thousand critical hits!
"Baby, I have a bad heart. If you do this to me, I might die from the strong heartbeat." Lin Li was happy in his heart for a long time before he spoke.

Only the soft and faint voice of a young girl was heard from the other end of the phone.

There seems to be no remorse.

Very good, what is wanted is no remorse.

If Lin Li really repented, he would be cruel to Chen Yuying.

"So squad leader, do we want to change to a romantic photo or something? I'll listen to you." Remembering the question Bai Bufan had asked before, Lin Li turned to ask.

Some people attach great importance to these rituals. Not to mention QQ and WeChat, even NetEase Cloud Music, Douyin, Tantan, and Momo use couple avatars.

"Hmm... I'll see if there's any that are very concealed. If not, I won't change them at all."

But Chen Yuying was not among them. She knew the disadvantages of doing so, and she really didn’t take it seriously, so she just answered casually.

"Okay, but I think we already have couple items on us, squad leader, I have a question I've wanted to ask you for a long time, is the bracelet you gave me a couple item? Do you have another one on your hand?"

Lin Li shook his wrist, and one of his birthday presents made a crisp sound and passed to the other party.

Issues that were not appropriate to be addressed before can now finally be addressed without restraint.

"Lin Li, check the news." Chen Yuying did not answer directly.

Upon hearing this, Lin Li reopened WeChat and saw Chen Yuying had sent him a picture.

When I clicked on it, it was a picture of a teddy bear also lying on the bed.

Lin Li enlarged the picture and looked around the corners. The room was decorated in a very girlish way, but unfortunately, he couldn't find the legs that had accidentally entered the camera.

Lin Li then began to look at the bear. It was very similar to the one in his bedroom, except that the one in the picture was white and had a bow on its head. It was obviously a little female bear.

"In fact, even the little bear is a couple's version." At this time, Chen Yuying's voice came with a little pride and cunning:

"The bracelet barely counts - because at that time I thought it shouldn't be too obvious. The one I made myself is just similar. Lin Li, let's go pick out a real pair some other day."

"OK--"

Lin Li stretched out his tone, thinking of his birthday, and said with a smile:

"Squad leader, do you know that when you pulled me close to the car that day, I thought you were going to kiss me. At that time, I had even thought of the name of my future child, but it turned out that you were telling me the secret of the gift. I was happy and disappointed at the same time."

"Tsk - who would kiss you..." Chen Yuying said in a low voice with disdain, and then said shyly: "So what name do you want for the child?"

"You want to listen?" Lin Li suddenly became excited.

Chen Yuying on the other end of the phone frowned slightly.

Why do I have a bad feeling?

"I don't think I want to listen anymore..." Chen Yuying said weakly.

"It's too late," Lin Li said without giving him a chance: "Haha! I've long wanted to tell you the name of this amazing wisdom I came up with!"

"I've even arranged the genders. Baby, if it's a boy, I hope he can protect you in the future, so I'll call him Lin Shouying. If it's a girl, then she just needs to protect herself, so I plan to call her Lin Ziwei!
What do you think? The meaning is perfect, and it is not easy to have the same name as others. At least I haven’t seen anyone with this name in real life yet! "

After saying this, Lin Li waited expectantly for praise.

"..."

However, there was silence on the other end of the phone for a long time. What came next was not praise, but personal attacks on Lin Li: "Super pervert..."

For a moment, Chen Yuying even felt that she could no longer look directly at the word "Ying" in her name.

Alas, Chen Yuying suddenly felt a little worried.

He was already perverted before he started dating Lin Li, but now that they are dating, what should he do?

Will he be unscrupulous towards himself?

Spicy balls.

"Are these two names not good enough? These are the results of my painstaking efforts." Lin Li was a little disappointed that his hard work was not recognized.

"Absolutely not!"

"Then I'll think about it."

"Don't even think about it anymore, Lin Li. I'm going to deprive you of your right to name someone."

"Why!"

"Because you just cheated me out of 9,000 yuan." Chen Yuying said with a smile.

Damn it, he is so soft-hearted.

Alas, I don’t know whether the squad leader is soft-spoken or not.

"Okay, what do you think is a name..."

When we first get together at night, there are always countless things to talk about. Many things that we were too embarrassed to say because there were other people listening can finally be said now.

The ambiguous behaviors in the past have become good topics of conversation at this moment, making both parties feel happy.

Ah, tax evasion at its finest.

Deng.

"Wu Min invites you to a voice call."

"My mother called me." The phone placed aside lit up. After seeing the message, Lin Li raised his eyebrows.

"Hmm? What's wrong? Does auntie want to talk to you about something?" Chen Yuying paused the current topic after hearing that. She accidentally talked too much. She felt a little dry in the mouth, so she stood up to get some water to drink, while asking curiously.

"No, it's just a routine weekly chat. My mom should know that I was on the phone, so she canceled it immediately." Lin Li didn't care.

"Then you can reply to Auntie's message first," Chen Yuying nodded, "You just said you were tired, so I'll go take off my makeup and take a shower."

"Okay, I'll call you later then?"

Chen Yuying was not the type to be pretentious and say things against her will. If she told him to go back first, she meant to let him go back first, so Lin Li nodded.

"Okay, let's talk later."

After hanging up the phone, Lin Li called Wu Min.

Women line up to chat with me, maybe this is my charm.

It seems I need to learn time management skills from Show Luo.

"Lin Li, is the game over?" Wu Min yawned as he answered the phone and asked casually.

——It’s not like this hasn’t happened before, but it was basically because Lin Li was playing with his friends, so Wu Min subconsciously thought it was the same this time.

So after hanging up the phone just now, Wu Min didn't even ask Lin Li on WeChat what he was doing.

"I guess so." Lin Li chuckled.

Regardless of whether this matter is open or not, there is really no need to talk about it for the time being. However, Lin Li was so excited that he couldn't help but ask:

"Mom, do you want a grandson?"

Mom, Lin Shouying and Lin Ziwei are waiting for you.

In the future, whether you want to be Grandma Shouying or Grandma Ziwei, it’s up to you to choose.

When I took these two kids out and introduced myself, AUV, I felt so proud!
"No," Lin Li was greeted by Wu Min's extremely disgusted voice, "Grandson? I don't even want a son, let alone a grandson? Don't come."

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

Eh no?
If you don’t want a grandson, then just don’t want him, but you can’t want a son.

Damn, that really hurts.

"Mom, what you said is a bit hurtful."

"Don't give me that. Why are you asking this suddenly? Are you pregnant? Or do you want to have a pet?" Wu Min asked, with a vague feeling of uneasiness in her heart.

"I was pregnant, but after hearing your cold words just now, I had a miscarriage." Lin Li said sadly.

"Great."

Although she didn't know what new ideas Lin Li had, the failure of this idea was good news for Wu Min, and she breathed a sigh of relief.

"Mom, you are such a cold-hearted person. You have completely broken my heart. I wonder what you will do when you want to hold the baby in the future!" Lin Li was extremely angry.

"I will be a confinement nanny and a babysitter. You don't need to worry about that, Lin Li." The threat was ineffective. Wu Min just sneered.

Lin Li: "..."

Holding someone else's child?
This is what a bad babysitter is like.

Damn it! Lin Li now has reason to suspect that he is actually the billionaire's child and was swapped with Wu Min!

It’s right, it’s right, it’s all right!

Who stole my life?

"If you want abortion fees, just tell me directly. Don't waste time." Wu Min began her wonderful description.

"Sister Min, why do you think I'm looking for you for money?"

Lin Li's self-esteem was hit:
"I've really had enough of you as a mother. It just so happens that I've grown up now. I've decided that from today on, I'm going to live alone forever!"

"Oh," Wu Min said calmly, only teasing, "You're so strong now? What's going on? Where are you going to live? Have you found a house? How much is the rent? Mom will help you decide if it's worth it."

"Rent a house?" Lin Li was a little confused. "Why do I need to rent a house?"

"Then why do you live alone?"

"Mom, I just went to your room and packed up your things and threw them outside the door. Come back and get them when you have time. I will not be responsible if you are late. If the garbage collector picks them up, you will be on your own." Lin Li said calmly.

Wu Min: “…”

Oh, no.

So if you want to live alone forever, the way is not to rent or buy a house, but to drive your old mother away forever?

In ancient times, the person would be thrown into a pig cage and die if he made such remarks, but it was normal for him to make such remarks when it came from his own son.

"Lin Li, prepare some safflower oil for bruises and sprains. It will be useful when I go back in two weeks." Since Lin Li showed his filial piety, Wu Min also decided to show her motherly love.

"Mom, what's wrong? Are you hurt?" Lin Li asked knowingly.

"Yes, Mom's hands might be swollen by then." Wu Min said lightly.

Lin Li laughed for a while, then asked: "Sister Min, didn't you go home during holidays in the past? Why did you suddenly come back two weeks later? Is the company closed for holiday or something?"

"You are going to have a parent-teacher meeting, so you will have to ask for leave to attend it." Wu Min did not hide it.

"Parent-Teacher Meeting? When? Have you been notified?" Lin Li was stunned for a moment, then became curious.

Xue Jian did say before the midterm exam that there would be a parent-teacher meeting after the exam, but he didn't mention it at all in the class meeting last week, so I thought it had no place.

"Well, it's scheduled for the week after next, probably around Friday." Wu Min nodded, "They said they were going to tell us about your elective exams, academic exams, and class division considerations...

I'll forward it to you, you can read it yourself. To be frank, it's useless for Mom to listen to it. You must have your own opinions, so just make your own decision."

"Then why did you ask for leave? My head teacher knows about my family situation. He won't say anything if you don't come." Lin Li said with a smile.

Wu Min was silent.

If it were in the past, she might have postponed the parent-teacher meeting, or asked her relatives, brothers and sisters in Xiling Town to attend on her behalf.

But this time, Lin Li ranked first in the class and the whole grade in the midterm exam.

Aren't you going?
Wu Min: "Lin Li, of course it's because mom loves you."

Lin Li: "?"

My mother loves me? Is that true?

……

The calls with Wu Min are never very long. After all, we call each other every week and chat on WeChat. There is really no need to talk on the phone for long periods of time.

The two of them don't have that much desire to share.

And to be honest, the amount of maternal love and longing that could be accumulated after not hearing Lin Li's voice for a week was actually not much.

This bit of maternal love would be exhausted after chatting with Lin Li for half an hour at most.

Therefore, the person who usually ends the heartwarming phone call between mother and son is Wu Min.

Lin Li immediately called Chen Yuying again, and the call was seamless.

While waiting for the call to be connected, Lin Li felt that this would be a reflection of his and Chen Yuying's future - it would certainly not be like today, where they wished they could hear each other's voices all the time.

Being too clingy with someone will quickly lead to boredom.

But today is our first day together after all, and I can’t help but want to express myself.

"You initiated a voice call."

"The other party has rejected it."

"Chen Yuying: Wait a minute, I'm taking a bath now."

"You started a video call."

"Chen Yuying:?"

(End of this chapter)