Chapter 340 When you go out, you give your identity to yourself

Chapter 340 When you go out, you give your identity to yourself

Chapter 340 When you go out, you give your identity to yourself
"Chen Yuying:"

"Lin Li: Take it, squad leader. I'm ready."

"The other party has rejected it."

"Chen Yuying: I won't take it! You pervert! "Bear Flying Kick"!"

"Lin Li: Maybe... this isn't a perverted "cry" or "sigh"..."

"Lin Li: Class Leader, do you want to hear the story of my childhood that I have buried deep in my heart and never told anyone?"

"Chen Yuying: I don't want to."

Lin Li: "?"

My fingers have already started to tell the story, how can I not want to listen.

Oh my god, whose girlfriend is this? She is so cold and heartless.

Just pretend you didn’t see it this time, and don’t do it next time.

“Lin Li: When I was a child, my family was very poor and I couldn’t afford to take a bath.

Every day, when it is time to take a bath, the other children who used to play together have to take a bath.

And every time this happened, I, with my strong self-esteem, would always smile and say to them, "Bye, bye, I have to go home to take a shower too. I take a shower every day, and we'll take a shower together some other time if we have the chance."

But in fact, I had no bath to take at all. All I could do every day was to follow the prettiest little girls. When they took a bath, I would lie on the window and watch them take a bath enviously and secretly.

I am like a rat in the gutter, spying on others taking a happy bath.

Occasionally, I would feel a few drops of leftover bath water and rub it on my body, imagining that I was also taking a bath happily and joyfully.

The days passed like this, but finally one day, my peeking was discovered.

The little girl called for her dad and mom. Later, all the children I used to play with knew that I couldn’t afford to take a bath. They started to laugh at me and refused to play with me.

After my mother found out, she hugged me and cried to me, "Lin Li, it's okay, it's okay, mom will let you take a bath next time! Definitely!"

Seeing my mother's tears, I also cried. At that moment, I secretly swore in my heart that when I grow up, I must watch grown-up girls take a bath! ! "

"Lin Li: So, baby, considering that I spent so much time typing and telling you all my psychological trauma, can you fulfill my dream?"

"You started a video call."

"The other party has rejected it."

Damn it! Lin Li slapped his thigh in annoyance.

I clearly used the perfect template of those touching little stories, but I didn't get fooled.

Theoretically speaking, shouldn't the monitor say with red eyes and a crying voice, "Lin Li, you are so pitiful. I will fulfill your little wish now"?

"Chen Yuying: Wait, I have my aunt's WeChat, I want to forward it to her to ask if it's true. If it is true, I will help you realize your dream."

Lin Li began to think, if he told Wu Min the truth, would she be willing to help him to collude in the testimony?

Never mind. It doesn’t seem to work.

The maternal love for this week has been used up, and I’m probably going to be so exhausted that I’m about to fly off the handle.

"Lin Li: There's no need for that. My mom is already asleep. Why don't you ask her son? He knows the truth. I can send him to you on WeChat."

"Chen Yuying: "Fist" "Fist""

"Chen Yuying: Lin Li, your hands are wet, it's inconvenient to type, let's not talk for now, I'll find you later."

"Chen Yuying: Never forget your original intention."

Lin Li, who was typing "There's no such trouble with videos", found out that he had been predicted.

"Lin Li: Let's both take a step back and talk. Our childhood wish can only be fulfilled later."

"Chen Yuying: No, you've already eaten a lot tonight. If you eat three more bowls of rice, you'll turn into a pig head."

Lin Li was amused. During the autumn outing, he had imitated Azusagawa Meta and made similar remarks.

And sometimes Durant can't be blamed.

Perversion is just human nature.

"Lin Li: Squad leader, I won't allow you to look down on yourself like that. Three bowls is the amount I can eat just by listening to the sound of the shower. If it's you, I can eat at least thirty bowls."

"Chen Yuying: You can't eat it then."

"Lin Li: That's enough. I won't bother you anymore. You can take a bath first. I'll take a bath too. The wife follows the husband."

"Chen Yuying: Okay."

"Lin Li: But, squad leader, don't take a bath for too long. It will make you fat."

"Chen Yuying: Is this true?"

"Lin Li: Really. Last time I saw a man bathing in a river for three days. When he came out of the river, he had gained a lot of weight and was unrecognizable."

"Chen Yuying: ..."

"Chen Yuying: I won't reply to any of your messages until I finish taking a bath. Angry. Angry."

"Lin Li: Really?"

No reply.

Lin Li smiled and shook his head. He stopped sending messages, grabbed some clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Even though I just washed my hair this morning, I still have to wash it again tonight because I used hairspray.

Wash it off.

Even if they need to wash their hair, boys will shower very quickly.

Chen Yuying did send herself a message, but it was just saying that she had started her skin care routine.

Based on previous experience, it will definitely take a while.

Lin Li was just about to take some time to think about the system task when his phone screen lit up again.

But not Chen Yuying.

"Chen Tianming: Are you there?"

"Chen Tianming: Lin Li, what are you doing?"

I almost forgot about this guy.

Bai Bufan and Wang Ze, those two bastards, haven't replied to my message yet. Chen Tianming is really a good friend and is thinking about me.

However, this guy came to me on his own initiative. Haha, it seems that he has succeeded and is here to show off, right?

Today is a good day to confess, and everything was successful.

In that case, I'll give you a trick first!
"Lin Li: What? Tianming, how do you know that my confession was successful? Did Bufan tell you?"

"Lin Li: "Pictures." "

"Lin Li: Look, it's a science fiction movie."

Then Lin Li waited for Chen Tianming to respond with the same pretentious moment.

However, Chen Tianming seemed to have disappeared.

wait.

wait.

Don't let waiting become a regret.

"Busy, busy, everyone should be busy." Lin Lizheng sighed sadly, but the next moment, his phone vibrated -

Reply to the message!

But it wasn't Chen Tianming who replied:

"Bai Bufan: Lin Li, I'm going to play in the morning!"

"Wang Ze: Lin Li, I made you a horse!!"

Lin Li: "?"

……

The next day, Sunday.

"Lin Li: Everyone, I had a bowl of snail rice noodle for lunch today. It was very spicy and refreshing. I really enjoyed it. Do you want to eat it? @丁思涵@曲婉秋@白不凡"

"Ding Sihan: I don't need it. My period is here."

"Lin Li: Then I'll buy you two."

"Lin Li: Your aunt has never eaten snail rice noodles that are so spicy and satisfying!"

"Ding Sihan:?"

"Ding Sihan: Are you fucking stupid?"

"Lin Li: It's really spicy."

"Lin Li: You and your aunt just wait for your enjoyment, hahahaha—"

"Ding Sihan: Idiot."

Lin Li was really confused by the spiciness now.

With two ice cubes in his mouth, his vision was blurry.

This morning, after doing my daily "Eight-Stage Body Building Exercise", I went to the driving school to continue brushing up my driving time.

I studied for four hours in the morning, two hours each yesterday and the day before yesterday, and four hours last week. I finally finished the mandatory study hours for Subject 2 today.

If I can make an appointment successfully, I can take the second test next week.

Lin Li, who did not forget his mission, stopped by a snail noodle shop on his way home, which was rated as super spicy by review websites, and packed a portion to take home.

And then it became what it is now.

I felt that I was fully prepared. According to information on the Internet, I drank milk and ate bread in advance to form a protective layer. I also put a large amount of milk, honey water and ice cubes aside.

I can only say that the old saying is true: to forge iron, you need to make good iron.

After all, an assistant is just an assistant, and you also need to be able to handle spicy food.

However, after being so spicy, I naturally gained something. At least I confirmed that the mission was not limited to the grilled squid stall. Now the progress of "fire" has been increasing, and it is not small.

Lin Li felt that if he could drink all the soup in one breath, he might be able to complete the task right now.

But forget it.

Lin Li didn't dare to think about what kind of challenges his toilet would face next if he continued to eat.

In small amounts and multiple times, "fire" can also be accomplished this week.

It took Lin Li half an hour to completely recover from the abnormal spiciness by absorbing spiritual energy to nourish his whole body.

Then Lin Li went downstairs to take a taxi. At this stage, there are three system tasks to complete: Five Elements, Blind Date, and Villain.

As for the villain mission, there have been some initial results over at the Stool. We have developed 'spies' in several other schools, and are also negotiating with a few people in society who want to make some 'legal money'. However, they are a little hesitant at the moment, but they said there will be a reply this week.

Five Elements Task, see if you can find an abstract way to represent "water" and "earth". If you can't find it, you can only use a clumsy method to complete it, which is also a matter of time.

The task that Lin Li is going to start now is blind dating.

Having nothing to do in the car, Lin Li sent a message to Chen Yuying:

"Lin Li: What are you going to do this afternoon?"

"Chen Yuying: I haven't decided yet. I might go out with my mom to buy clothes, or I might practice piano or dance at home."

The monitor's life is indeed colorful.

The two of them didn't chat all the time today like they did last night. It's estimated that there were only a few hundred private messages today - it sounds like a lot, but in text chat, most of the time a message consists of just a few words.

It’s not that they have nothing to talk about, but the two of them tacitly maintain this appropriate level.

Not too much, not too little, just right.

"Chen Yuying: What about you?"

It’s not appropriate to tell the truth now.

On the second day of falling in love, going to a matchmaking agency to ask the matchmaker to arrange a blind date for you is something that no human being can do.

Although I already have a plan in mind, no matter whether the task requires an activity or a one-on-one blind date, I have to confirm the feasibility with the agent first, and there is no final word on it.

So you start lying the day after you get together? Damn it, what a scumbag I am.

"Lin Li: This is my first time dating and I have no experience, so I decided to research some dating-related stuff this afternoon."

"Lin Li: When I return from my studies, I will take you to practice together."

This is the truth!

"Chen Yuying: "The little bear nodded""

"Chen Yuying: But don't learn bad things."

It can be said that I managed to get away with it without cheating anyone.

arrive at the destination.

"Hello, is anyone there?"

"Yes, young man, may I ask who you are?"

A woman in her thirties came up with a professional smile on her face, but after seeing Lin Li clearly, she was stunned for a moment, and then asked hesitantly.

Under normal circumstances, most of the people who come directly to the door without contacting online are single men and women in their thirties or forties, or their families.

The young man in front of me doesn't look like a customer.

"Hello, I need to know something about blind dates." Lin Li went straight to the point.

"Eh? Come in and sit down first." The woman was a little surprised, but brought Lin Li in.

"Do you need a blind date service?" the woman asked after making Lin Li a cup of top-grade tea that cost one cent per gram.

"correct."

"...Okay," the woman nodded. "Then you must have made the right choice by looking for us. We have the most abundant resources and are very young..."

In this case, there is no need to worry about why the man in front of her came for a blind date. If he doesn’t make money, he’s a bastard. The woman began to brag about herself.

"I have heard of this, otherwise I wouldn't have come all this way," Lin Li nodded in agreement, and then went straight to the point:

"So, sister, what is the process here? And how much do you charge?"

"Okay, okay, then let me introduce our service mechanism to you." The woman nodded immediately:
"It's like this, we have pay-per-use and membership fees. For pay-per-use, the agency fee is three hundred.

Our membership fees only include an annual fee, which is divided into two tiers: 2500 and 5500. The 2500 tier includes year-round partner introduction services, while the 5500 tier additionally includes tickets to some of the dating events we hold every month.

Ordinary members need to pay additional fees to participate in these activities.

In addition, senior members are given priority in the member database list, and new registered members with outstanding girls will also be given priority in matching. "

"Have you held any activities this month?"

"Not yet, maybe next week or the week after, it's not decided yet."

"Where's the content?"

"It's mainly activities to get everyone familiar with each other, such as organizing men and women to go out together..."

"I see. I'm a little interested. What about the process of non-event blind dates, for example, on a per-time basis?" Lin Li nodded, but still had to prepare Plan B.

"By the times? That means you give us the conditions, and we will screen the women who basically meet the requirements for you from the member database, and then provide them to you for review.

After you confirm your ideal target, we will contact them one by one. If the other party does not explicitly refuse, we will let you try to get along with each other and then create an offline date.

But we will charge you regardless of success or failure, which is not cost-effective. You still don’t have the opportunity to get familiar with it online, so I personally recommend that you apply for membership. ” The woman replied.

"I understand," Lin Li nodded, and after a moment's silence, he said, "Sister, as long as you agree to a few of my requests, I can make the purchase right away, and you can get as much commission as you want."

"Ah?" The woman was stunned for a moment. She was not surprised at all, but rather a little wary: "What kind of demand is that?"

"I was hoping you could help me polish some of the information as I input it into your system."

"Oh oh - what kind of information is that?" The woman's brows relaxed, and she asked with a smile after lengthening her tone, "Height? Weight? But to be honest, brother, you really don't need to polish it."

As a matchmaking agency, she has seen many users who want their profiles to look better.

But what does Lin Li need?

"Height and weight are not necessary, it's the other things." Lin Li smiled and waved his hand politely.

"Oh? What are those?" The woman became curious again.

"Others." Lin Li repeated.

"Well, go ahead." Seeing that Lin Li said two words and stopped talking, the woman urged politely.

Lin Li: “Just other things.”

Woman: “…What?”

"Except for height and weight, everything else has been polished, such as name, age, job..." Lin Li said seriously.

Woman: "(;☉_☉)?"

What kind of polish is this? This is just a makeover!
"No, no, no!"

After coming back to her senses and realizing what Lin Li said, the woman waved her hands frantically, her pupils trembling: "Young man, it's okay to help you polish the information, but this is already false information, this is really not okay!"

"I can give you money." Lin Li anticipated this reaction, so he used his money ability directly:
"My budget is relatively sufficient. For example, this number is given to you alone. If it is not enough, we can discuss it again."

Lin Li entered a number on the calculator on his phone and showed it to the woman.

The woman's eyes widened.

Wow, 5000.000000, densely packed with zeros. She had only seen such a grand scene in Chengdu before.

Hey your mother☉_☉, the woman frowned, wait a minute, why are there six zeros after the decimal point.

Damn, so it’s not 50 million, it’s 5,000?

woman:"……"

What calculator numerical precision is locked: FIX=6.

"That's really not possible. It's not about money..."

Although five thousand was considered a lot in Xiling, it was unnecessary to take a risk and gamble her career for this number, so the woman still refused.

"Don't worry, sister. I know what you are worried about, but my purpose is to conduct an investigation and research."

Still a normal reaction, Lin Li spoke with a smile.

"Inspection and research?" The woman was confused again.

"Yes," Lin Li nodded, "I'm doing sociological research on blind date thinking and choices. I need more real-life cases to support and enrich my research."

"Ah?" How could a matchmaker from the small town of Xiling understand such high-end stuff?

"Sister, you will feel relieved after listening to my requirements for the blind date.

My 'requirements for a partner' are to have no requirements.

I don’t need any flashy things. On the contrary, I need the most outrageous, unrealistic, and whimsical female members here, preferably the kind of stubborn members that you find annoying…”

"Also, although I use false information for blind dates, I will tell you my real information. Even if something goes wrong, you can always find me."

“Secondly, I will not have any contact with the other party outside of the process, and the fraud and crime you are worried about will never happen.

The other party might even hate me to the extreme...

……

……

You can always pay attention to and confirm all of the above. If you feel that something is wrong and I cannot give you a reasonable explanation, you can choose to terminate the transaction and expose me. "

Lin Li told him the general plan he had thought of.

"Kid, you're not some self-media blogger, are you going to record a video? That won't work... If this gets out, I'll still lose my job."

"There won't be any visual records. I'll post... We can sign a contract. If you see the video I posted anywhere, I'll compensate you with a huge price." Lin Lixu was reassured.

After finally fully understanding Lin Li’s meaning, the woman was silent for a long time.

Seeing this reaction, Lin Li knew that the matter was half done.

"Are you sure it won't be sent?" As expected, the woman asked.

"Sure." Lin Li added a little to the number on his phone. "And I won't bother you all the time. Normally, my data will be enough after just a few times."

"Okay, for the sake of your scientific research, you can try." The woman was convinced, "But if the situation is not right, I will stop it."

"no problem."

"Then come with me to the office to register your information. It's useless to fill out this paper form. I have to change it for you from the backend." The woman motioned Lin Li to follow.

office.

"Sister, this is my real ID card."

"Okay." The woman carefully wrote down Lin Li's information in case anything really happened.

Then he returned the ID card and started typing on the computer, looking at Lin Li: "Then tell me now what identity information you want to get for yourself."

"it is good."

"What's the fake name?"

"Bai Bufan."

(End of this chapter)