Chapter 341: A sudden enlightenment!
Chapter 341: A sudden enlightenment!
In the evening, after arriving at school, Lin Li walked towards the classroom.
“——I’m telling you, I was going to fail.”
When he reached the stairs, he didn't hear Bai Bufan's wild history yet, but he heard Wang Ze's proud voice.
"I thought Senior Qian liked me, but actually she doesn't."
"After I confessed my feelings, Senior Qian said, 'Wang Ze, why don't you take a piss and look at yourself?'"
"I was very sad, but I wanted to find out what the problem was, so I was ready to do it. But after I took off my pants and hadn't peed yet, the senior suddenly changed her mind and agreed with a red face.
Tell me, why did I succeed?
"?"
Zhou Baowei, who had been listening very seriously, couldn't hold back after hearing this and stepped forward to grab Wang Ze's neck:
"You idiot! You're wasting my feelings! Wang Ze, do you dare to say such nonsense in front of Qian Ying?"
"I fantasize again and again. People always fantasize about things they don't have."
Zhang Haoyang also adjusted his glasses and nodded with disdain.
"Later I figured it out. The secret of my success is the same as Naruto's." Wang Ze ignored the audience's slander and immersed himself in his own art.
"Naruto, does this have anything to do with Naruto?" Zhou Baowei and Zhang Haoyang were stunned for a moment.
"Correct."
"What about you to your mother?"
"It seems that what you said just now was just an accident," Wang Ze said with a sense of superiority and contempt for the two people's ignorance, but he still lowered his voice:
"Let me remind you that all the girls in Konoha Ninja School like Sasuke, and only Hinata, who has X-ray vision, likes Naruto. She blushes and faints when they meet.
And Neji, who also has X-ray vision, hates Naruto. Think about Naruto's nickname - the last one. I can only say this much. Those who understand will understand. Those who don't understand, I can't say more. It involves industry mechanisms..."
Zhou Baowei, Lin Li, Zhang Haoyang: “?”
Is it the tail end of the car?
"Fuck, what kind of Hokage is this?" Lin Li laughed.
"No, but I remember that in the hot spring episode on TV, it said that Naruto was small and cute?" Zhou Baowei questioned.
"Not only that, I'm a fan of comics, but I remember that Hinata likes the Raikage?" Zhang Haoyang also raised a question.
Wang Ze, Lin Li, Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"
"What kind of comics are you reading? They must be banned comics!" Lin Li cursed with a smile.
"Quick, give me six numbers. They'll be useful over the weekend."
"Wang Ze," they started discussing which of the books was the most powerful and domineering. Lin Li looked at Wang Ze and teased:
"So that's how you two are together? I'll ask my senior to confirm this tonight."
"Hey, stop it. Are you a human?" Wang Ze scolded with a smile, then raised his head to look at the sky, with Nike on his lips, the sour smell of love was about to overflow from his armpits:
“In fact, when I gave her flowers last night, my senior immediately responded positively.
I took out the flowers from behind and she immediately covered her mouth.
When I handed it to her, she hugged me!
Damn, I was the one who hugged her first! I didn’t hug the flowers, you know what I mean! Guys, my soul was so high at that moment! "
It can be seen that it was really enjoyable. Wang Ze is still savoring it with his eyes closed.
Lin Li's eyes widened.
Wow, Wang Ze actually took it out.
Zhou Baowei and Zhang Haoyang on the side were blessing Wang Ze so much that their facial features were distorted and their faces were hideous.
Qian Zhongshu said.
"A boy of eighteen or nineteen probably has more women in his heart than the emperor's three palaces and six courtyards, and his thoughts about women are dirtier than toilets, but at the same time, he is yearning for the purest and most beautiful love."
This is actually a true portrayal of the students in Class 4 of Grade 1 who were born in the lower classes.
They all say they are more humble than the other, but in fact, when they really meet pure love, they shout "Long live" louder than anyone else.
"What a beautiful day in autumn, hooray for autumn!"
Opening his eyes and admiring the expressions of the three people, Wang Ze leisurely enjoyed the autumn evening breeze, admiring the colorful clouds in the sky, and felt secretly happy.
"Yes, autumn is really great, just like love, cool in the mornings and evenings." Zhang Haoyang nodded and agreed.
Wang Ze and Lin Li who was accidentally injured: "(；☉_☉)?"
The two looked at each other and nodded.
"Your head! My legs!"
"OK!"
Zhang Haoyang: “?”
Following Lin Li and Wang Ze, Zhang Haoyang also found his new partner.
His object is the load-bearing wall of the first-year teaching building of Nansang Middle School. It is a very reliable object. Neighbors all say that it is reliable and stable.
"——Yamedie! Baowei! We should be a united front, why are you messing with me too! It's broken! It's going to break!"
"Haoyang, I only punch the strong. Love makes people lose their minds. They are no longer worthy of my attack."
"Grass!!"
After playing for a while, he let the three of them continue playing, and Lin Li walked into the classroom first.
Chen Yuying, who had heard the noise made by Lin Li outside the door because of Aruba Zhang Haoyang, kept her eyes on the door.
Normally, she would cover her sight a little, but today she just held up her cheeks, and looked at him obediently with an expectant smile.
After Lin Li walked in, he also walked straight towards Chen Yuying. When he got close, he made a big movement and then slapped Chen Yuying's desk.
The movement was very fast when it was in the air, but it slowed down before landing on the table, so it didn't make much noise.
Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan beside her looked at Lin Li's hand with confusion when they saw this.
"Show off the ring? Yingbao gave it to you?" Ding Sihan asked when he saw the ring on Lin Li's hand.
"It's not from me." Chen Yuying blinked, pursed her lips slightly, and looked up at Lin Li.
Who sent that?
This ring was actually given to me by a person with the same surname. I'm sorry...
"I'm just pretending. I bought this because it's cool. You're not allowed to wear it at school, so I'll take it off soon." Lin Li waved his left hand, "That's not the important thing. Watch it carefully."
After Lin Li finished speaking, he began to rub the table top left and right with his right hand.
"What are you doing?" Chen Yuying asked curiously.
"Stretch your legs and glare at me."
"My desk is not dirty. You can't rub any dirt out of it." Chen Yuying said dissatisfiedly.
The "Stretch Your Legs and Stare Your Eyes" pills are made from the dirty mud on the body of Living Buddha Jigong, and they can cure all kinds of diseases.
This perfectly illustrates the old saying: When a person attains enlightenment, his shit and urine ascend to heaven - he becomes an immortal, and even the dirt on his body becomes a treasure.
Lin Li's palm gradually arched, as if there was really something underneath.
"Squad leader, pry open my thumb and see what's inside?" Finally, Lin Li stopped and raised his chin to signal.
After thinking about it, Lin Li felt that he still needed to make a promise: "It's not a prank."
There is no way, my credibility is too low.
After hearing the assurance, Chen Yuying reached out and pried Lin Li's fingers apart, then let out a soft cry.
A rose vase ornament.
It’s very small, otherwise it wouldn’t be able to be hidden under the palm of your hand, but it’s very delicately made.
It won't wither and is very suitable for placement in school.
“You can pour some perfume in it and use it as a mini aromatherapy diffuser.” Lin Li said with a smile.
Although Chen Yuying said she didn't need it, it was obvious that she still liked it very much as a gift from me.
Humph, woman, your name is "mouth hates but body is upright".
"Yo yo yo——" Ding Sihan blessed the plasmolysis.
"Okay, Dingzi, don't scream, you have one too." Lin Li swung his hand in a big circle again, then rubbed it on the table, and opened it in front of Ding Sihan's expectant and hesitant eyes - two lollipops.
——Of course you can’t give the same gift to your girlfriend. This is a sign of respect for your girlfriend.
He threw one to Ding Sihan and then threw another towards Qu Wanqiu.
Hit right in the head.
Lin Li analyzed Qu Wanqiu's lip shape. She seemed to be asking herself, "Are you at work?"
Go to school by yourself, what kind of class do you want to take?
"You two are the only ones who have the candies. That's why I prefer you two." Lin Li said kindly.
After saying that, Lin Li bent down, used the back of his hand to make brackets at the corners of his mouth, and whispered to Chen Yuying: "Brackets are fatherly love, so I won't give them to you. I'll change them for you later if you want them."
Ding Sihan: “I heard it!”
"No need, I have plenty of them myself." Chen Yuying was holding her vase and flowers, and answered with a smile.
Chen Yuying did have a lot of candies, and she usually fed them to Lin Li.
"How did you do it? Was it hidden in the sleeves?" Chen Yuying was now more curious about how this magic was performed.
It's just the master's ring.
"The Bull Warrior never takes off his mask, and the Magician never reveals his magic." Lin Li shook his index finger left and right, then tapped the table with it to change the subject:
"Remember to remind me when you're going to class later."
"I know." Chen Yuying nodded.
——Tonight’s evening self-study is not just evening self-study. Lin Li and Chen Yuying are going to attend the first tutoring session for the competition.
After all the adjustments were done, Lin Li returned to his seat.
Bai Bufan was lying on his stomach. When he saw Lin Li coming, he swallowed his saliva, looked around, and after making sure no one was eavesdropping, he lowered his voice nervously and said:
"Lin Li, do you feel that going to school is very boring..."
"What does the sound of 学 sound like? 穴, and there's also the verb 上, what is this? Most of us are still minors, so scary, isn't this a compliance test conducted by the capitalists on us? I think we need to investigate it strictly...
My hands are still shaking because I think about the implications behind this matter. No wonder I am becoming more and more perverted and less and less like a human being. Capital, you win..."
Bai Bufan didn't know whose cake he had touched.
"Idiot." Lin Li decided to empathize with the capital and gave a sharp comment on Bai Bufan.
"I don't want to go to school!!"
Bai Bufan wailed in dejection and frustration.
To be honest, Lin Li was used to it. He could hear similar dog barking like Bai Bufan almost every Sunday night and Monday morning.
It's just human nature.
"I just went to bed this morning and set the alarm for noon, but it didn't wake me up. When I woke up, I found that I had to go to evening self-study. My weekend was shortened by half a day. When I saw the time clearly, I was so shocked!!"
“That’s really hopeless,” Lin Li smiled when he heard that. “But who told you to stay up all night again? To round it off, you just moved the afternoon to the evening.”
However, upon hearing this, Bai Bufan, who had been depressed, suddenly stood up, grabbed Lin Li by the collar and slammed him against the wall.
"Fuck you! Lin Li! You still have the nerve to say that!" Bai Bufan descended from the sky like a bungee jumping zombie, angry and ferocious.
"Wang Ze and I almost finished coaxing Chen Tianming last night!"
"I don't know why Tianming is so depressed! He actually wanted to ask you for some advice!" "But because of your two words and one picture, he broke down again!!"
"Wang Ze is also a beast. He later found an excuse to go back to his dormitory, so I was the only one left in the end! Do you understand my pain? Do you know how many floors a bag of rice has to carry? How dare you say that!"
Bai Bufan's voice came out from between his teeth.
Lin Li said solemnly: "Bufan, there is food on your teeth."
"Next to the left front tooth, idiot, it's my left and your right, right, a little higher, OK, that's it."
“Don’t change the subject!” Bai Bufan also took advantage of Lin Li and threw him away. “I drank six bottles of white wine and two bottles of red wine with Chen Tianming last night. My stomach is still uncomfortable now!”
"The white one is AD calcium milk?" Lin Li sneered.
"Hehe, no, it's Wangzai milk. I hope it gets rid of that boy. The popular one is Wanglaoji." Bai Bufan immediately smiled and rubbed his stomach. "Damn, milk tea, milk tea, how come mixing milk and tea will cause diarrhea - hey, don't change the subject!!"
Seeing Bai Bufan talking back again, Lin Li scratched his head guiltily.
What happened last night was indeed a little unkind of me.
“I thought Tianming was here to show off, but who knew he was here to seek comfort…” Lin Li weakly defended, “You know, one of the reasons why I have a high winning rate in games is that I can predict and seize the opportunity. I won’t let others take the initiative…”
"From now on, it will definitely be a clown! Don't you understand this? What did you predict?" But Bai Bufan was unwilling to let Lin Li go.
“I don’t understand. I’ve never been a clown. Have you ever been one?” Lin Li immediately shook his head innocently.
Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"
“Um…actually, I’ve never been one either.” Bai Bufan didn’t dare to look Lin Li in the eye.
"But, the boy doesn't seem too serious, does he?"
Lin Li looked past Bai Bufan and towards Chen Tianming's position at the back door, where he was sitting and writing.
There is a high probability that he is doing homework, and a low probability that he is writing a suicide note.
"Hey, Bufan, don't you think "If my confession fails, I'll jump down and give you guys a break for half a day" is a very Chinese youthful saying?
It combines friendship, love, campus, freedom, pain, throbbing, adolescence, destructive desire, Chinese education, and the search for value. "
Therefore, Lin Li did not wait for Bai Bufan to answer and suddenly spoke again.
Bai Bufan: “…”
Sometimes even I can't keep up with Lin Li's thinking.
Lin Li would say anything to get a holiday.
But, 111, Brother Tianming, are you really jumping? This way, I can make up for the lost afternoon.
"To be honest, I'm not sure either." Bai Bufan also looked back at Chen Tianming, then shook his head:
"After I woke up, I found that he seemed to be in much better condition. Maybe Yao Qiaoqiao sent him a message again, but he said he was fine.
But, shit, I'm even more angry. Compared to what I and Wang Ze did last night, all the effort we put into comforting each other means nothing now."
"You guys talk too much."
Bai Bufan raised his middle finger, and then when he saw Zhou Bao coming back, he asked, "Baowei, is there any stomach medicine left that Lin Li bought for you? Give me a pack."
"Oh, there are a few more packets. I'll get them for you."
Zhou Baowei nodded, unlocked his locker, took out the medicine he had not finished, and handed it to Bai Bufan.
As for why Zhou Baowei’s cabinet also has a lock, don’t worry about it.
The hot water should have been prepared before, and Bai Bufan began to soak the stomach-nourishing granules.
Lin Li prayed in his heart that it would really nourish his stomach.
After praying, Lin Li stretched and prepared several assignments that he had to do tonight.
The evening self-study class was not completely cancelled, as there was still a small half period. The only homework that Lin Li had not finished was the homework assigned on Friday, which was not much. Moreover, the homework that was not assigned on Monday would usually be collected at the earliest during the evening self-study class on Tuesday.
Therefore, for Lin Li, homework does not become difficult to complete due to tutoring, and it is still very easy.
"Bufan." Suddenly, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan.
"If you have to fart, just fart." Bai Bufan blew the hot air on the water cup and looked at Lin Li vigilantly.
"Do you think you can earn 6,000 a month when you are 23?"
The question Lin Li asked seemed a bit nonsensical.
"With a monthly income of 6,000, who are you looking down on here? I will definitely be financially free by then!" Bai Bufan said disdainfully.
"All the money is gone, so you are financially free, right?" Lin Li laughed.
Bai Bufan: "...Oh my god, Lin Li, your words are really hurtful."
"hehe."
"So why are you asking this?" Seeing no follow-up, Bai Bufan frowned.
"It's okay, just asking." Lin Li waved his hand.
Bai Bufan kept his eyes fixed on it, always having a bad feeling.
Lin Li gave a perfunctory smile to comfort him.
Now, the 23-year-old Bai Bufan’s monthly income is indeed .
When registering the information in the afternoon, Lin Li thought about it and felt that a price that was too high would be too fake - with this income and this appearance, he would be so handsome. If it was too low, it would probably not be attractive. Therefore, following the agent's suggestion, he made up a number of six thousand.
After all the information was compiled, the agent actually said that he could help Lin Li try to contact the person right away, but Lin Li refused.
The best way to complete tasks is of course to prioritize activities, as fewer activities are easier.
Besides, if we contact each other now, we can't arrange to meet for dinner. It's pointless to make an appointment in advance. We may have to add contact information to chat, which is troublesome.
Anyway, there is no time limit for the task, so there is no need to rush.
Lin Li also asked if he could bring someone with him to the blind date event, and the agent said that it was okay as long as the money was paid.
Once they decide when to hold the event, they will notify me as soon as possible.
When the time comes, I'll ask the "three dogs" and see what they think.
As for the rest of the afternoon, Lin Li went to Nansang Sports Center to swim, checked his task progress, and then came to school.
……
Night self-study.
"Let's go." Lin Li shuddered slightly when his shoulder was patted. He turned his head and saw that it was Chen Yuying.
It is now 6:20, evening self-study has started in 20 minutes, and the competition tutoring will start at 6:40.
It only takes a few minutes to walk there, but you can go there earlier on the first day to check out the situation.
"Coward~" Noticing Lin Li's frightened reaction, Chen Yuying laughed.
Lin Li remained silent.
Hehe, baby, I am a cultivator. I noticed it when you stood up, but I pretended not to notice it just to tease you.
"~Coward~you~little~guilty~" Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan also turned his head slightly, allowing Lin Li to see his face but Chen Yuying behind him could not, and then he repeated it with his facial features in all sorts of positions.
Ignoring the disgusting guy, Lin Li began to look for paper and pen.
"Please hold the cup for me. I'm going to wash my hands. Wait for me at the stairs." Chen Yuying showed the ink mark on her palm, and without waiting for Lin Li, she walked out quickly.
"it is good."
Lin Li, Wang Yuezhi and Zhuo Yongfei stood up together and walked out.
"Hmm?" Lin Li frowned.
Because Zhang Haoyang had a gloomy face, he turned around and saw the person clearly after hearing the voice, and then stood up.
"Haoyang, didn't you say you weren't coming?" Lin Li stopped and asked curiously.
"My mother." Zhang Haoyang expressed all the bitterness in these two words, and then he sighed.
It seems that the will is being changed forcibly.
So Lin Li asked: "Your mother?"
"Yeah." Zhang Haoyang nodded. "They said I must participate. Oh, it doesn't matter. I'll just participate. It's just one round and it's over. It's just a waste of time at most."
Lin Li: "Your mother is too bad to force you."
Zhang Haoyang was about to continue nodding in agreement, but then he stared at Lin Li: "...Lin Li, hiss - why do I feel like you are looking for an opportunity to scold me?"
"Yeah." Lin Li nodded calmly, what else.
"Your mother beep!"
"No, all my mothers are very open-minded and respect my personal opinion." Lin Li smiled.
"Which other mother do you have?"
"Dawa knows more than twenty people."
"Fucking retarded."
"So what, so what, so what."
"Is it time? So soon, you two wait for me."
But what the two people who were communicating about their ancestors did not expect was that when Chen Tianming and the others walked to the back door, he looked at the clock hanging in front of the classroom, packed up his paper and pen, and stood up.
"Tianming? What are you doing?" Zhang Haoyang and Lin Li stopped and looked confused.
"I also go to competition tutoring." Chen Tianming answered concisely.
"what?"
“I signed up too,” he added.
"When did it happen?" But the two were even more confused.
Chen Tianming is neither good nor bad in math, his score in the last exam was just over 120, but if he were to participate in a competition, it would be a bit difficult.
"During the weekend," Chen Tianming walked out the door and said calmly, "Qiaoqiao also participated in this competition, so when I found out, I contacted Lao Jiantou on WeChat to sign up. He agreed and said that my attitude was very good and that participation was the most important thing."
Damn, what secondary damage.
Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang chose to remain silent and looked at each other.
——This matter involves Yao Qiaoqiao, so I have to be careful when speaking, for fear that any word I say will make Chen Tianming drop his little pearl and then jump off the building.
Originally, if you jump off the building, you can only get half a day off, but if you give it in the evening when you don’t have classes, then it won’t be a waste.
As if noticing the sudden drop in air pressure, Chen Tianming smiled and waved his hand:
"Don't worry, just say whatever you want to say. I've figured it out."
"After reading this book at noon, I now have a sudden enlightenment."
Chen Tianming clenched his fist to cheer himself up, with a bright smile on his face and a refreshed look.
"Wow, what kind of book is this? It's such a good chicken soup for the soul?" Seeing Chen Tianming said this, the atmosphere suddenly became a little lively again. Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang were both a little curious.
Chen Tianming: "Instructions for use of enema."
(End of this chapter)