Chapter 342 Growth is just a matter of a moment

Chapter 342 Growth is just a matter of a moment

Chapter 342 Growth is just a matter of a moment

The smiles on Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang's faces froze in an instant.

So this guy was reading the instructions for the enema at noon?

After reading it, I felt like I had been enlightened and my mind was opened.

After all, as we all know, enema is a kind of eye drops, and at the same time, it can be regarded as karaoke.

——As long as you can sing, it’s OK to use it.

So, if a boy invites you to karaoke, he may not be asking you to sing, but may be asking you to look at his luminous watch. You need to be cautious.

Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang both shifted their gazes slowly and tacitly to behind Chen Tianming.

"Damn it, I heard that some people feel heartbroken after a breakup, but why do some people feel like their intestines are blocked?! Lin Li, how can I comfort them? I really don't know how!!"

Zhang Haoyang looked at it for a while and felt he had no idea what to do. He lowered his voice and urgently asked Lin Li for help.

Who uses enema after a breakup? You must be sick!

"Useless things."

Lin Li cursed in a low voice, Zhang Haoyang was unreliable, it seemed like he could only rely on himself.

But fortunately, I have always been very good at comforting others.

So Lin Li reached out his hand, patted Chen Tianming on the shoulder, with a gentle smile on his face, and said softly:

"Tianming, forget her. One day, she will leave your body and memory just like the shit that came out of your head at noon. You will eventually give birth to new shit, just like you will eventually have another person you like in your heart.

Tomorrow's shit will be smoother, and you won't need to use enema anymore. Tomorrow's girl will be more perfect, and you won't need to feel sad for her anymore."

Lin Li had a gentle expression and a soft voice.

Zhang Haoyang’s pupils trembled: Wow, what a genius, is this the charm of language, a poet!
Chen Tianming's pupils trembled: Damn, what an idiot, is this the beast Lin Li mentioned, or is he a human?

Chen Tianming couldn't hold it in any longer, and slapped Lin Li's hand away in disgrace, then laughed and scolded:

"What the hell are you talking about? Don't worry, I was just joking. I'm just telling you that I'm fine. Who in our dormitory needs this? If you're really constipated, just go find Wang Ze."

"When I woke up today, I saw the message Qiaoqiao sent me, so I chatted with her for a while."

“I realized that I had indeed acted too hastily.”

Chen Tianming was sighing when he suddenly noticed that Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang looked very strange. After a moment of hesitation, he reacted and lowered his voice to urgently refute:

"Wait a minute! That's not too hasty!"

Damn, how many idioms in this world can still be used normally?

Why are people in this world so yellow-hearted?

"Anyway, after this chat, I feel like I'm not desperate yet. There's still a chance for everything, so there's no need for me to be depressed. Thank you guys for your concern. I'll treat you guys to Akaashi tonight. Thank you."

After the two of them had normal vision, Chen Tianming continued.

Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang looked at each other. Since Chen Tianming could say such words, maybe he has really returned to normal.

"So what did you talk about at noon? And what happened last night? If you can tell me, then don't. If you can't, then forget it."

The three of them had already reached the corridor and could speak a little louder, Lin Li asked curiously.

"There's nothing to hide," Chen Tianming shrugged with confidence, "The provincial version is..."

"Don't save the streaming version," Zhang Haoyang interrupted, "I'm sick of listening to Wang Ze analyze his successful confession frame by frame tonight. You finally failed, I want to hear all the details."

——"If you have something that makes you unhappy, just speak it out and make everyone happy."

Chen Tianming: “…”

This is what Class 4 of Grade 1 is like.

When you are sad, everyone will really comfort you, but once you get better, no one can maintain their human form.

"I really don't want to talk to someone like you who takes pleasure in the suffering of others," Lin Li gave Zhang Haoyang a look of extreme contempt, then hooked Chen Tianming's shoulder and pushed Zhang Haoyang away with his butt: "Tianming, let's continue."

I'll go find the squad leader later. I can't listen to the detailed version. Zhang Haoyang is so selfish, a small fry.

Why don’t you ask Wang Ze in the dormitory at night for the full version, you idiot!

"Nothing special. Wang Ze and I prepared a surprise last night, but Qiaoqiao felt it was a little too sudden and she wasn't prepared, so she declined. It would have been too awkward for the two of us to go shopping together after she declined, so we went back to school first."

“I was a little bit sick, but with the comfort of Wang Ze and Bu Fan, I’m much better now.”

"Then I want to find... never mind, I won't mention you, this unlucky thing."

Lin Li: "..."

"Then, when I woke up at noon, I thought I did something wrong last night, so I planned to apologize to Qiaoqiao. But when I turned on my phone, Qiaoqiao apologized to me first."

"She said she really doesn't want to fall in love right now and she's not ready for it..."

After Chen Tianming finished speaking, he waved his fist to cheer himself up and said:
"She also said that I'm actually fine..."

"I hope I can get better and better, and chase someone who is more suitable for me."

"Then I was resurrected in an instant. Even if I don't think about it now, I will think about it in the future, right? So, I don't think I can be considered a failure, just a halftime break. There is still a lot to look forward to in the future."

“I can still wait.

I know what you are going to say. Even if she said I was fine to comfort me, it doesn’t matter. You should stand up from where you fell. Failure is not terrible, but giving up after failure is terrible! "

After speaking with some passion, Chen Tianming saw that Lin Li and Zhang Haoyang didn't say anything. He looked at them in surprise and asked, "Why aren't you talking?"

"How can I comment on this kind of thing? I don't understand it." Zhang Haoyang spread out his hands.

He only wanted to hear about Chen Tianming's grief last night. Who wanted to hear how to cheer up? It was boring.

Chen Tianming looked at Lin Li.

"Since you are really fine, I will tell you some words from the bottom of my heart." Lin Li patted Chen Tianming's shoulder.

Chen Tianming's pupils shrank slightly: Buhao! This is not a good feeling!
But it was too late. Lin Li started teaching:
"Tianming, do you know that some sentences and letters in English are silent? You need skills to read them. For example, the pronunciation of hour is /ar/, and the h is silent. For example, I don't know, sometimes the t is not pronounced, and it is just I dunno."

“It’s the same in Chinese. Usually, when a girl says “I don’t want to fall in love”, the words “和你” are not pronounced.”

Chen Tianming: “…”

Brother, you said you wanted to say something from the bottom of your heart, but you didn’t make it clear that you meant to say something from my heart…

"Lin Li, why don't you just treat me as if I have something to do and haven't come out yet?" Chen Tianming's mouth twitched slightly, and then he couldn't help laughing and scolding: "Now that I think about it, I was really a jerk last night. I actually wanted to talk to you. What was I thinking?"

"Without you, I would have survived BYD a long time ago."

"Tianming, my personal suggestion is that you follow what Yao Qiaoqiao said and change your goal," Lin Li also smiled, "but I don't think you will listen. Then come on, keep going. The most important thing is to be happy."

Anyway, Yao Qiaoqiao shouldn’t be a particularly bad girl.

If Chen Tianming likes it, let him continue to lick it. It's a matter of willingness. With Bai Bufan and the others around, they will always pay attention to Chen Tianming's condition, so nothing serious will happen.

If you keep saying bad things, you will be considered as having bad intentions, so Lin Li chooses to encourage:
“Failure is the mother of success. You have already experienced failure. As long as you get rid of failure, your success will come soon.”

"Finally you said something sensible." The words were rough but the logic was valid, so Chen Tianming agreed.

"Come on, hey, look, my success is waiting for me up ahead. I'll go over first. Bye." Lin Li pointed at Chen Yuying who was standing obediently at the corner looking at him, and then trotted over.

Chen Tianming and Zhang Haoyang looked at each other: "……☉_☉"

Your mom! It's to show off!

When I get back, I'll set up many villains!

"What are you talking about?" Chen Yuying asked curiously when Lin Li approached.

"I'm chatting about what happened to Ming last night, but I haven't asked him if he can tell you yet, so I can't share it with you directly for now. I'll ask him some other day, and then I'll tell you if he agrees." Lin Li explained.

Although Lin Li felt that Chen Tianming didn't care, this was not something that could be decided based on "I think".

Dogs are also extraordinary, and they are also animals. Animals are also part of the earth, so they should be given due respect.

Lin Li was born into a family, but he has so many good friends with whom he can joke without restraint. In addition to the fact that his good friends were also born into the family, there is another reason, which is that everyone still has this concept.

"Oh." Chen Yuying nodded when she heard that, and immediately stopped asking further questions.

Arrive at the function room.

Nansang Middle School has a lecture hall that can accommodate an entire grade, but there aren’t that many students taking tutoring classes for the competition, so there’s naturally no need for it.

There are only less than 200 seats in the multi-purpose hall, but both the screen and the loudspeaker are much better equipped than those in the lecture hall, and the seats are also padded, making them much more comfortable to sit on.

I don’t want to say much about the chairs in the classroom.

The boy's growth was due in large part to the broken chair.

The six people in Class 4 also automatically divided into two groups and arrived at the multi-purpose hall one after the other.

We arrived relatively early, the teacher wasn't there yet, and there were only about 20 or 30 students there.

There were several desks piled with books and exercises that were not related to mathematics, as if people had come here to study right after the evening self-study session began.

"Class monitor, it feels good to study here. You can try it another day." Lin Li whispered to Chen Yuying.

Chen Yuying nodded first, then asked Lin Li: "Lin Li, should we sit in the front or the back?"

——Zhang Haoyang pulled Chen Tianming to the last row without hesitation, out of pure instinct without any brain thinking.

He just came here to fish.

Since Chen Tianming didn't see Yao Qiaoqiao, he didn't struggle and followed her.

Wang Yuezhi was still outside the door talking to Zhuo Yongfei about study-related issues. In order not to disturb everyone in the classroom, they were not in a hurry to sit down.

Lin Li used his superb listening skills to listen for a while, and found that the questions were all basic. These two were still studying this, so the competition was a failure.

"I'm fine with either. It depends on you. If you don't mind, then we'll toss a coin?" Lin Li answered while taking out a coin and asked casually.

"Then sit in the front," Chen Yuying gave her idea directly, "Sit in the back, I'm afraid you'll do something abnormal, and then I won't be able to yell at you, and no one will be able to control you."

Lin Li: "?"

Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying, and Chen Yuying looked back at him confidently, without any intention of changing her description.

"You are really good at judging people." Lin Li had no choice but to admit it.

The seats in the middle of the first row were already occupied by the eager students. There were no two seats connected, and it was unnecessary to sit on the sides, so the two of them sat on the sides of the second row.

Wang Yuezhi and Zhuo Yongfei had just finished their exciting academic research at this time. They walked into the hall and sat in the third row, just behind the two of them. Then Wang Yuezhi got up to get some water.

"Lin Li, you are here too."

A boy who just entered the multi-purpose hall automatically searched for Chen Yuying, the most beautiful girl in the classroom. However, after noticing Lin Li standing next to him, he immediately approached and greeted her.

"Hey, Li Fen, yes, I'm here to participate in the competition too." Lin Li looked up and smiled after seeing the person clearly.

"Tsk, how did you get first place in your grade? Is it open?"

"My Earth OL account has not been blocked, so how could it be opened? It doesn't count as opened if it is not closed." Lin Li shrugged.

Now the anti-cheating system of Earth OL is really getting worse and worse.

Lin Li remembered that many people in ancient times who cheated in life had their accounts banned.

For example, Huo Qubing, who must have cheated, was given the title of Marquis of Guanjun.

Liu Xiu, the Son of the Plane, has also had his account blocked many times.

"Fuck." Seeing Lin Li so proud, Song Lifen cursed with a smile, then waved his hand and found a seat to sit down with his classmates.

"Who is this?" Chen Yuying asked curiously after the two men finished their conversation.

"Junior high school classmate." Lin Li replied with a smile.

"Oh, I know."

"Lin Li, I haven't heard you mention junior high school much. Which junior high school did you go to?" Chen Yuying nodded, then became a little curious.

“Alas,” Lin Li’s eyes suddenly dimmed after hearing this. “Because I didn’t want to, I was despised, spit on and hated by others when I was in junior high school. It is a tragic past that I cannot bear to mention. There is only darkness in my memory.”

Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying supported her left cheek with her palm and looked at Lin Li with a smile.

She would never believe such words, let alone "care".

Lin Li, the melancholy little prince, acted like a fool for a long time but saw no response. He gently nudged Chen Yuying with his elbow and urged in a low voice: "Quick, baby, ask me what happened. Don't leave me hanging."

"Okay, okay," Chen Yuying nodded, "So what happened in your junior high school that made you so disliked?"

"It's all my mother's fault," Lin Li slandered Wu Min again, "My mother said that the wisdom of our ancestors warned us that we must not wash our hair on the first day of the new year, otherwise it would be unlucky."

"Class monitor, you know that I couldn't afford to take a bath since I was a child. The combination of the two caused me to stink throughout the first year of junior high school. No one wanted to play with me. Although I could take a bath in the second and third years of junior high school, I was already isolated and there was no hope."

Chen Yuying: “…”

"Then you are really sloppy, the king of sloppiness." Chen Yuying couldn't help laughing out loud, and then said.

"Well, I won't mention it because there's nothing to mention," Lin Li spread his hands and told the real reason: "My junior high school is called Mingshan, you should have heard of it, it's a relatively ordinary private junior high school, and not many people get into Nansang.

I only know two or three of them, and it's hard to meet them normally. Squad leader, what about you?"

“I am No.1 Middle School.”

“Tsk, it’s a school I can’t get into.” Lin Li laughed.

The reason why Lin Li went to a private school was because the only public school he could attend was No. 9 Middle School. Generally speaking, the larger the number of public schools, the worse the quality. Parents with a long-term vision would generally let their children apply to private schools.

In fact, Lin Li could go to a better private school, but he chose Mingshan because Lin Li passed the entrance exam and got a half-exemption - half of the tuition was waived for three years.

It only shows that the money spent was worth it. After all, Lin Li was admitted to Nansang Middle School three years later, which became one of their achievements.

No. 1 Middle School is worthy of being No. 1 Middle School. Among the people who come in one after another, Chen Yuying actually knows quite a few people.

Connections!

Lin Li was a little envious. After all, personal connections were really important. If they were cut off, you would die.

"That girl walked straight towards you. She should know you." Lin Li, who was chatting with Chen Yuying, raised his chin towards the door again.

This is the fourth or fifth person I met.

"Yuying, you are here to participate in the competition too?" Sure enough, when Chen Yuying turned her head, the other party smiled and waved to greet her.

"Yes, that's right." Chen Yuying nodded.

"Is there anyone sitting next to you? If not, can I sit?"

But unlike the previous people, after the greetings, Xiao Tingbai asked.

Lin Li's eyes widened.

Damn light bulb!

You should sit somewhere else like your sensible classmates like Song Lifen! Don’t you have any classmates?

But this is a public classroom after all, so Lin Li just complained in his heart.

"No, please sit down."

Naturally, it was not appropriate for Chen Yuying to refuse.

It turns out that Xiao Tingbai has classmates, but she can pull her classmates to sit next to her directly.

"Yuying, is this your classmate?" After putting the paper and pen on the table, Xiao Tingbai noticed the crowd and asked curiously.

"Yes." Chen Yuying nodded.

Upon hearing this, Lin Li waved his hand towards Xiao Tingbai.

"He's my boyfriend too." Before she could even wave her hand back and forth, she heard Chen Yuying continue to introduce him with a smile, "But don't tell anyone else~"

Lin Li: OVO!

Oh my god, could I be a gigolo? Otherwise, why did I feel so refreshed just by Chen Yuying introducing me like that?

Damn it, I am such a small fry, why am I so disappointing.

Since Chen Yuying could tell Xiao Tingbai, they must have a good relationship.

"Hello, Lin Li." So Lin Li introduced himself.

"Oh, hello, hello, my name is Xiao Tingbai!!" Xiao Tingbai was stunned for a moment before quickly responding.

"Yuying, when did it happen..."

Afterwards, Xiao Tingbai transformed himself into a melon-eating badger and began to interrogate Chen Yuying.

……

"Excuse me, please let me move aside..."

"call--"

There were already classmates sitting outside, and Wang Yuezhi took some effort and finally returned to Zhuo Yongfei with the cup of water.

After looking forward, he frowned.

"Yongfei, look at this. Is Lin Li going too far? He has stretched his arms all the way onto the monitor's desk. Does he have any concept of space?"

"Also, in order to chat with that girl, he directly squeezed the class monitor! Was he doing it on purpose or is he sick?"

"It's really too much! There is absolutely no sense of boundaries."

"If I don't know, others will misunderstand their relationship..."

Listening to Wang Yuezhi's sour muttering, Zhuo Yongfei remained silent.

"Why don't you speak?"

Finally, Zhuo Yongfei reacted. He first let out a long breath, nodded to Wang Yuezhi, then took another deep breath and patted him on the shoulder.

Wang Yuezhi then realized that Zhuo Yongfei's expression was very strange, so he asked with concern:

"Huh? Yongfei? What's wrong with you? Why did your expression suddenly change like this? So sad?"

"Constipated?"

Upon hearing this, Zhuo Yongfei looked up at Wang Yuezhi, his eyebrows lowered but he forced a smile with a hint of Little Flame Fist.

He took another deep breath—

"Ochi, I, I have a friend who might...may be heartbroken."

Wang Yuezhi was stunned when he heard that, and the cup of water in his hand fell onto the table with a clang. Fortunately, it was covered, so it was not a big problem, just a little noisy.

At this moment, he understood, he understood, the Prison King understood everything.

When he came to his senses, he patted Zhuo Yongfei's shoulder gently with kindness and care:

"Yongfei, it's okay, you will... your friend will definitely make it."

Zhuo Yongfei: “?”

(End of this chapter)