Chapter 345 It would be nice if Nangong Wenya really existed in reality

Chapter 345 It would be nice if Nangong Wenya really existed in reality

Chapter 345 It would be nice if Nangong Wenya really existed in reality
Dutch physicist Christiaan Huygens said: Light is a wave.

British physicist Isaac Newton said: Light is a particle.

Chinese circus artist Wang Yuezhi said: Just living makes me tired.

Woohoo, I want to feed the horses of this world with grass TAT——

"It's okay, thank you, don't worry about me..." Wang Yuezhi said to the kind girl on the first floor.

"Are you really okay..." The girl was a little confused.

She actually had no idea how she had fallen and got a slap mark on her face.

Lin Li did not rub cumin into Wang Yuezhi's wound. He called Zhuo Yongfei down, and after making sure that he was fine, he left.

After returning home, Lin Li continued to work hard on the mission.

"Ahhh I don't want hot chicks anymore, I want sweet chicks—"

Lin Li laughed with tears of relief as he saw that the "fire" was almost completed.

After the situation calmed down a bit, Lin Li bought some cement, sand and some tools online.

If civil engineering is considered earth, Lin Li plans to repair the community himself.

My old community has no property management, and the road surface has been in disrepair for many years and is full of potholes.

The reason I did this was that I got home from school at 9:50 every day. Even if I went to the construction site and asked the contractor for free to experience life, it was difficult to find a suitable night shift. If I wanted to finish the "earth work", I might as well do it myself in the community.

Not only does it allow you to arrange your time freely, but it can also benefit both yourself and others.

After buying everything he needed, Lin Li continued his daily practice for the rest of the evening, striving to build his foundation as soon as possible.

At twelve o'clock, Monday, system update.

The system was still updating in a toothpaste-squeezing manner with no apparent effect. Lin Li had long been accustomed to it. What was important was the reset of the free refresh opportunity.

There was no need to hesitate. Lin Li refreshed the product slot of the "Remote Cockpit" that he had already bought.

[You have refreshed "Great Fortune Pill": 300 system currency (limited to 1 per day), do you want to replace it? ]

[Great Fortune Pill: After taking it, depending on the degree of absorption of the medicine, it can cleanse the tendons and marrow, consolidate the foundation, widen the meridians, and refine the spiritual consciousness.

The effect of this pill will be greatly reduced if taken for the second time or subsequently. 】

Whether it was the name, the effect or the price, it looked like a powerful gadget, so Lin Li replaced the cockpit without hesitation and exchanged it for one immediately.

I spent 300 system coins, the original price, and didn't use the "Half-Price Product Purchase Opportunity" item I had on hand.

Saving only 150 system currencies was still too little. Lin Li hoped to save a big amount like the mecha, so he decided to be a little greedy.

Embody.

A short and fat porcelain vase appeared in Lin Li's palm. The refreshing fragrance filled the air the moment it appeared, making Lin Li want to scream with comfort.

I opened it and took a look. It was not small, a pill as big as half the size of my palm. The charm and white spiritual mist were flowing in the porcelain bottle.

After just one glance, Lin Li took it back to the [warehouse].

There is no rush to take it. I will ask Taoist Shanqing when I go to the world of immortal cultivation in the middle of the week. This is the safest way to deal with it.

This "Great Fortune Pill" is obviously not a low-level product. Who knows if he can digest the medicinal power? I am a good Red Stone King, but after eating it, I might become the King of Death.

Not worth it.

The next day, Monday.

Lin Li felt that the "Fruit of Perseverance" really improved his sleeping efficiency.

I still get up at four o'clock, but I feel more refreshed. However, the time is too short now. Maybe it's a psychological effect. I need more time to verify it.

Lin Li rode his bicycle slowly to school.

Along the way, you can also see sanitation workers trying to steal Uncle Yang’s job - cracking down on prostitution.

Autumn is so bleak, summer is too hot, and winter is too cold, so it is understandable that Lin Li feels a little bit amorous these days.

The only good thing about autumn is that all men will become Ultraman, because Autumn Man - cleverly uses the English word "Autumn Man": the pronunciation of "Autumn Man" is similar to Ultraman, which makes people laugh.

Of course, if the accent is heavy and it's pronounced as out man, then the kid, this is not funny, "What canned food am I talking about?"

Arrive at school.

"According to unofficial historical records, the reason why Guan Yu's martial arts skills were so high was because he could summon the gods to possess him."

As soon as I arrived, I caught up with the extraordinary section of the Three Kingdoms unofficial history.

"If you watch a lot of TV dramas, you should know about gangsters and underworld people. Who do you worship when you become sworn brothers with the opposite sex, right?
Yes, it is Guan Yu! I hope they can be as loyal and righteous to each other as Guan Yu.

As for the Peach Garden Oath of Brotherhood, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were all out to make a living, so naturally, Guan Yu was the witness of their sworn brotherhood. "

"Oh my god, this seems to be true. I remember that this is also the case in official history."

The thought was so terrifying that Wang Ze covered his mouth.

"Right?" It was a rare occasion that unofficial history was recognized by official history. Bai Bufan nodded with some pride and continued, "And Guan Yu discovered that he could actually ask the Saint Emperor Guan to possess him at any time, so that he could pass through five passes and kill six generals, and travel thousands of miles alone!"

"I also heard that Guan Sheng Emperor doted on Guan Yu very much. No matter what Guan Yu wanted to do, when he asked Guan Sheng Emperor for his opinion, Guan Sheng Emperor would approve it and say that what Guan Yu thought was what he thought, so he should do it that way. He had no opinions of his own and would only obey."

"So that's how it is! Holy shit! I thought Guan Yu's strength was all the result of his own hard work and sweat, but it turns out it was all due to the gods' tricks! Ouch—"

“Damn, who has Guan Yu’s TikTok account?”

"This time, Guan Yu is truly the MVP. Guan Yu won without any effort."

Wang Ze and others were indignant upon hearing this and began to cyberbully Guan Yu.

"There's no need to despise him," Bai Bufan stopped immediately after hearing this, and began to say something nice: "In fact, Guan Yu is a real Three Kingdoms man in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and he is quite honest."

"Huh? Why do you say that?" Lin Li, who had already given the girl's breakfast, came over to act as the supporting actor.

Bai Bufan said calmly: "Because he is in Wu, but his head is in Wei, and his heart is in Shu."

"Oh - that makes sense." Lin Li nodded calmly.

Then the two of them looked at all the boys in the back row in tacit understanding, and inspected them seriously: "Let me take a look on behalf of Saint Guandi to see who is laughing."

Everyone: "?"

I could have chosen not to laugh, but who the hell can help it now!

"Fuck!! Isn't this a part of unofficial history? How did it seamlessly connect to the joke of hell? Bai Bufan, return my merits to me. I will have to kowtow to the statue of Guan Erye to atone for my sins next time I see it!!"

Wang Ze and others couldn't hold it anymore.

In a word, all the boys in the back row of Class 4, Grade 1 were deprived of the right to mingle in society.

After getting breakfast, the boys returned to their seats and started showing off.

"Lin Li, let me test you, which one is more expensive, chicken or beef?" Bai Bufan was clearly busy eating breakfast, but he still asked Lin Li vaguely.

His secret New Orleans chicken buns were sold out, so Lin Li replaced them with onion curry beef buns.

——These days, everything can be made into dumplings, and any filling is acceptable.

"Chicken." Lin Li answered immediately.

"why?"

"Because you asked it. I don't understand the question, but I understand you." Lin Li smiled gently.

Although Bai Bufan was very touched, he didn't want to let his emotions get the better of him and shook his head:

"For application questions, you only need to write the answers and no marks will be given. Lin Li, let me remind you. A drop in the ocean is a drop in the ocean. A cow is one-ninth of a hair. How much is a chicken?"

Lin Li: "...Eight cents, right?"

"So smart! You deserve to be the top student in your grade. You get it right away!" Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up. "So, Lin Li, since you replaced the cheap buns without my permission, you have to compensate me."

"Idiot." Lin Li said concisely.

After morning self-study, there is a class meeting.

Xue Jian didn't bring a lesson plan this time. It seemed that this time the lesson was not mathematics, but a real class meeting.

"It's a class meeting, and I want to tell you a few things." Sure enough, after sitting down, Xue Jian spoke to everyone in the class.

"First, everyone should have learned from the parents last weekend that next Friday, our school will hold a parents' meeting for each class in the first grade."

"The content is mainly about class division, the next teaching plan, and everyone's performance during this period."

"The school plans to prepare some activities that will require your participation, but it has not been confirmed yet. Once it is confirmed, I will notify you..."

"Wow, is this still happening? I feel like I have to go home this Friday."

Bai Bufan had stayed at school last weekend without knowing the truth. Now after hearing about it, he touched his chin, looking conflicted.

"Shouldn't you stay at school this week? Your family will definitely come to pick you up next week anyway, so why don't you just go back with them?"

Lin Li glanced over when he heard that.

"You're wrong. After the parent-teacher meeting, generally speaking, it will be a long period of time before I can go home. This is something I've realized since kindergarten." Bai Bufan shook his head.

Did you realize it in kindergarten?

Lin Li shook his head. He felt sorry for Bai's father and mother for giving birth to such a son.

Are there any parents in the world more miserable than Mr. and Mrs. Bai?
No brother, no.

"If I don't go home this week, I will wait until the next suitable opportunity for me to go home. I may be able to see my younger brother." Bai Bufan continued.

"You kiss your brother?" Lin Li was a little shocked. "You are going to practice yoga during this time? No? How flexible do you have to be to be able to kiss him?"

Lin Li lowered his head and tried it himself, but found it a bit difficult.

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

Your mother.

"You're an idiot. Who told you to be so close to your brother?" Bai Bufan scolded with a smile.

Then I lowered my head and tried it myself. Wow, it was really difficult!

I can only say that it’s a good thing that these two people were sitting in the last row.

Zhou Baowei, the only one in the classroom who noticed this incredible scene, had a complicated look in his eyes. This was no longer an ordinary mental illness, and he needed to use a heavy punch.

Then Zhou Baowei also bent down and tried it - he couldn't eat any grass either.

Bai Bufan raised his head and looked at Lin Li: "Lin Li, I have a plan. I will kiss you and you kiss——"

Before he could finish his words, Bai Bufan was interrupted by Lin Li's ferocious slap: "Wang Ze! Get off Bai Bufan! Go back to your own body, it's time for class now!"

"laugh--"

"Hua hua hua--" Almost everyone in the class turned their heads, so Lin Li and Bai Bufan immediately sat up straight, their expressions completely stiff.

The alarm was then lifted.

Because everyone was not looking at them, but the blackboard behind them.

"There is no set theme for this blackboard newspaper. You can decide for yourselves. It's fine as long as it looks good," Xue Jian's voice continued. When he said this, he fixed his eyes on Lin Li and Bai Bufan, the only ones who didn't turn their heads, and said in a stressed voice:

"But! It must be in line with the correct values ​​and orientation, and pornography, gambling and drugs are strictly prohibited! Strictly prohibited!"

Lin Li and Bai Bufan said nothing, but just turned around and followed everyone else.

It seems that the topic of the parent-teacher conference has come to an end.

"The same goes for the area outside the classroom. The paint from the last class has almost faded, so everyone can cover it up and repaint it this time."

"The paintings on the wall will be seen by classmates, teachers and parents who come and go, so we should pay more attention to our values ​​and orientation! Do you understand?"

To be honest, after decades of teaching, this is the first time that Xue Jian has encountered a situation where he needs to emphasize value orientation in such an activity.

But no way.

This is Class 4 of Grade 1.

As long as Lin Li and Bai Bufan were there, Xue Jian was really worried that if they instigated others, more than half of the students in the class would agree with their outrageous ideas.

"For the blackboard newspapers and wall paintings, the school will send teachers to grade them next Wednesday and Thursday, select the best classes, and give them some small rewards, but this kind of honor is not very important. What's important is that everyone participates and does their best."

"Let Yongfei, Yuyu and Yuying take charge of this matter. If other students have any ideas or are good at drawing, they can volunteer with them. If there are any materials or tools needed, we can use the class funds to purchase them."

Lin Li looked at the blackboard on the back wall of the classroom. The drawings on it should have been left by the previous owner of this classroom, who was in the third year of high school - last year's second year of high school.

Unlike the blackboard newspaper at Linli Junior High School, the blackboard at the back is painted with paint, which cannot be erased with a blackboard eraser. It is purely a painting and has no text.

As for the wall painting that Xue Jian mentioned, it was on the wall on the side of the classroom in the corridor, between the windows and the windows, and between the windows and the doors, where there were no tiles on the upper half of the wall.

When I entered school, I saw different paintings outside each class in the first and second grades of high school.

It is also one of the regular activities of Nansang Middle School.

The previous Class 4 of Grade 2 should have an underwater theme. The painting was actually pretty good, but it was old and the colors were a bit faded and looked worn.

"Looks like it's time for me to take action."

Bai Bufan let out a long sigh, straightened his collar, and smiled evilly.

"Will it be too tiring for you to wipe it off by yourself?" Lin Li asked with concern, "Bufan, this old paint is difficult to wipe off. You have to use a lot of force."

"Your mother! Lin Li! When I take action, I mean I will draw! I don't mean I will wipe it!" Bai Bufan was instantly defeated.

"You can draw a hook, Bai Bufan. Do you think I have never seen you draw? When you draw the sun now, you still draw a quarter circle in the upper left corner of an A4 paper and then draw a few lines." Lin Li said disdainfully.

"That's embarrassing. When I was a child, my family took me to learn painting for a period of time to cultivate my interests and hobbies. I also made some money online by painting." Bai Bufan was a little impatient.

"How much did you earn?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan suspiciously.

"Not much, 800."

"How do you earn it?"

"The tablet was sold second-hand on Xianyu. A female elementary school student used it as good as new. I wonder if the buyer is a pervert."

There was only a relieved smile on Lin Li's face.

It was the same as expected, yet different.

He thought that Bai Bufan had to pay 800 yuan in compensation because he was beaten because the picture he drew for others was too ugly.

After all, Bai Bufan was talking about his childhood, and no matter how pure the bloodline of the Nansang native dog is, eight hundred yuan for one is enough to compensate, and the numbers match.

"But I do know a little. If the organization needs me and is willing to use class funds to hire me, I am willing to contribute to the organization." Perhaps to prove himself, Bai Bufan wrote quickly on the white paper.

Then he showed it to Zhou Baowei who was standing next to him.

Zhou Baowei squinted his eyes and looked at it, then raised his eyebrows: "It looks good, what's wrong?"

Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li proudly.

Lin Li took the paper.

Oh my god, it’s so beautiful.

——Fuck, there are two words "good-looking" on it, and they are written like dog crawling.

Lin Li: "Bufan, do you think handwriting is considered an accent for deaf-mute people?"

Bai Bufan: “?”

"As for the removal of the old paintings, that is the third thing I want to talk about. Tomorrow afternoon after the second class, the school will organize a general cleaning for our first-year students. At that time, we can just wipe the blackboard if necessary. As for the outside walls, we can also cover them with a layer of white paint."

"The school will come to check the results of the general cleaning before the evening self-study tomorrow. If you don't clean it well, you will be criticized, so everyone should be more careful tomorrow afternoon..."

Lin Li felt that the parents were too arrogant.

Whether it is blackboard drawing or general cleaning, it all seems like preparations for the parent-teacher conference.

I guess the fountain at the school gate will be turned on by then.

I really envy the school fountain. It only works ten days a year at most.

"Then there is one last thing." After handing the cleaning task over to the health committee member Zhou Jiana and the class monitor, Xue Jian sat up straight, looked around, and asked:
"You have all been sitting in this seat for half a semester since the beginning of the semester. Do you want to change seats while we are cleaning?"

"If you want to change it, do you want to simply move it by group, or rearrange it all?"

The classroom immediately became noisy upon hearing this.

"No need to change it, it's fine now. I've been sitting for so long..."

"Let's change them by group. There's glare when the curtains in group 4 are opened..."

"Change! We must change! No matter which position! It's better than my current position!" The one who barked the loudest was Wang Ze next to Xue Jian.

"..."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan also looked at each other.

Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang~
"Hiss—fuck." Bai Bufan shuddered.

Damn it, every time I look at Lin Li in this kind of atmosphere, I feel like I'm being electrocuted. Damn, could it be that Wang Ze has really assimilated me into becoming a gay?
Bai Bufan was shocked: "We don't want to change seats, do we? I feel like after we change seats, we won't be able to sit together anymore."

Lin Li nodded: "I can't bear to leave you either, Fanfan."

The main reason is that it is impossible for Chen Yuying to sit in the last row, so the most suitable deskmate for her is really Bai Bufan.

"..."

"Since most of the students don't want to change, then let's stick to this seat." After absorbing useful information from the noise, Xue Jian said.

People have inertia, and unless there are major disadvantages, most people still prefer to maintain the status quo.

What's more, I had finally established an evil and improper relationship with the group leader, and was able to take advantage of the situation during the morning Chinese and English recitation. Wouldn't this change ruin everything?

But Xue Jian did not block the hopes of those students who wanted to change seats:
"Students who want to change seats, Zeng Yifan, I have heard your request just now. Please come to me privately to discuss it. If you have a legitimate reason, the teacher will try his best to help you change seats, okay?"

Xue Jian looked at Lin Li who was laughing with Bai Bufan in the corner and didn't listen at all, and sighed.

To be honest, Xue Jian really had no intention of breaking up the two.

Because of the relationship with those people in the back row, no matter who Lin Li sat next to, Xue Jian felt that the only possible result was that there would be a second Bai Bufan in Class 4 of Grade 1, and that was all.

And given Lin Li's height, he could only sit in the last row.

Well, not really.

The guardian position next to him, owned by Wang Ze, is still barking and saying he wants to change positions.

but……

Let Lin Li sit here?
Wouldn’t that be too much torment for the teachers?
I am the class teacher and I cannot run away.

But the same may not be true for teachers of other subjects.

What will we do if there is no teacher to teach Class 4?

Moreover, if Lin Li sat in the guardian position, he would be very close to the girls in the first row. Xue Jian had never seen the shyness that a young boy should have towards the opposite sex in Lin Li now. He was very worried that there would be an extraordinary girl in the class.

Ugh.

This is Lin Li.

A source of pollution that cannot be cleaned up.

Since Bai Bufan is beyond saving anyway, it would be better to let Lin Li continue to corrupt him.

To be honest, Xue Jian felt that the most suitable position for Lin Li was not the trash can of Class 4, but Class 1, Class 2, Class 3, Class 6, Class 7... Class 20.

These eighteen classes are the most suitable.

As for why Lin Li is not suitable for Class 5.

Damn, I also teach Mathematics to Class 5 myself.

(End of this chapter)