Chapter 346: Same Us, Different Ending

Chapter 346: Same Us, Different Ending

Chapter 346: Same Us, Different Endings
"Damn it, why didn't Old Jiantou change my seat? Damn it! Why!"

In the corridor, Wang Ze pounded on the hollow iron handrail, making a buzzing sound, and said unwillingly:
"I clearly have a legitimate reason, why don't you change it for me! Why--"

"What good reasons did you give?"

Zhou Baowei, who was also lying in the corridor (not collapsed yet), turned his head and asked with a questioning look in his eyes.

Wang Ze: "Every time the teacher found me sleeping in class, because we were so close, he would slap my desk hard, which made my head buzz and I had a concussion."

Zhou Baowei: "(;☉_☉)?"

"What kind of excuse is that? I'm right to reject you!"

Zhou Baowei slapped the handrail and laughed and cursed, and there was a noticeable vibration at the school gate.

But Wang Ze didn't think so. He was unhappy:

"Wouldn't it be more appropriate for Lin Li to sit in my seat? Then move Bai Bufan to the other side of the podium table and replace him with Xie Wenjing. If these two are separated, Class 4 will be half as peaceful. Isn't that good?"

"..."

"Well, then all the teachers are going to have concussions."

Zhang Haoyang put himself in the teacher's shoes and thought about the scene. His facial features wrinkled, he shuddered, and his whole body was covered with goose bumps.

While giving a lecture, I glanced to the side and saw, wow, Bai Bufan.

I quickly ran to the other side to avoid this plague god, and when I looked again, it was Lin Li!
This is still a trade class, just skip it.

Moreover, Zhang Haoyang didn’t think that a mere podium table could stop these two people from going crazy together, and the podium could even become a part of their interest.

"I don't care. This is discrimination against me. It's unfair, so unfair!" Wang Ze turned into a little fairy man and started to throw a tantrum.

"This world is inherently unfair," Lin Li sneered upon hearing this. "If a man indulges in sex too much, he will suffer from kidney deficiency. If a woman indulges in sex too much, the man will also suffer from kidney deficiency. When do you think the generals will be able to stand up?"

Wang Ze: “?”

It seems to be true, women are so happy...

Come to think of it, I abstain from masturbation almost every day, and the average daily abstention time is more than 23 hours, but my body is still getting weaker and weaker. I don't know if someone is setting a trap for me.

Maybe I touched someone's cake again.

"Indeed, the so-called fairness is all fake," Bai Bufan also felt deeply, "Those MOBA games claim to be fair competition, but I believed them and played them, only to find that I had five opponents in each game, but only four teammates.

There are more opponents than teammates, four against five, what's fair about that? No wonder I always lose more than I win when playing MOBA, oh, capital, you win..."

Lin Li nodded: "Yeah."

Wang Ze also came back to his senses from the capital and agreed: "That's right."

The others didn't even bother to talk.

"Oh no?" Bai Bufan was a little anxious, "Aren't you going to refute it?"

"What are you refutating?" Lin Li shook his head calmly, "With you in the game, it's really four against five. It's not fair at all."

"A bunch of trenchers."

Bai Bufan was used to it, so he calmly raised his middle finger and was too lazy to curse this time.

Save your beans for now, and curse hard next time.

“Anyway, after failing this application, I feel that my position as a Dharma Protector will last until the class division. As long as I sit in the classroom of Grade 1-4, I won’t be able to change my position.

Damn, I brought my phone with me, but I didn’t even dare to play with it during class. I am such a disgrace to the PE students!”

Wang Ze complained: "Alas..."

"Alas..." Qin Zeyu also sighed.

"Zeyu, why are you sighing? Well, you must want to die too if you sit next to Baowei. I understand you." Wang Ze looked at his brother in distress and comforted him.

Zhou Baowei decided to start building the fence after hearing this, but it is worth mentioning that he used Wang Ze as a trick.

"I'm not sighing about this. I just thought about my past because of the seat change today."

Qin Zeyu sighed again, drooped his head, and patted the outer wall of the teaching building with his hands hanging naturally outside the guardrail:
"You don't know... how smooth my love life has been."

"Oh? Please elaborate?"

Seeing that there was melon to eat, Lin Li and others came over curiously to listen.

"When I was in middle school, the seats were arranged in pairs, the purpose was to reduce the gap between the sexes and allow the relationship between boys and girls to improve. However, in order to avoid too much progress, the teacher would often change the seats after one or two weeks.

As for me, almost every time I changed seats, I was surrounded by one of the best-looking girls in the class, and it was just a combination of them and me. "

Qin Zeyu looked back at the past and let out a long sigh.

"No? Zeyu, did your family send a refrigerator to the teacher during the New Year? They are so nice to you?" Zhou Baowei took Wang Ze off his body and looked at Qin Zeyu in surprise.

If this guy had lived such a godly life before, it would be normal for him to despise himself.

"No, my family gave us calendars as gifts for the New Year." Qin Zeyu shook his head.

"Then why does the teacher remember you and why is he so nice to you?"

Lin Li was also puzzled. Even he had never enjoyed such treatment before.

"Because the families of those girls gave the teacher a refrigerator as a gift during the Chinese New Year." Qin Zeyu replied.

"Don't tell me that those girls like you and give you gifts just to compete for you and sit next to you. If this plot is put on Japanese anime, no Chinese Ma Chao Genshin Impact player who doesn't weigh 200 pounds is qualified to watch it, right?"

Bai Bufan's mouth was poisoned.

"No!" Qin Zeyu gritted his teeth, "Later I found out that the teacher arranged those pretty girls next to me to prevent them from falling in love too early. This is also... what their families expect."

Lin Li and others: "(；☉_☉)?"

"..."

"Grass!!"

The corridor was filled with laughter and a happy atmosphere.

"Another time, the school investigated premature love, and I took the initiative to admit it. As a result, the teacher found out the situation and told me, "Child, this is not called premature love, you two are just friends." "

People do not share the same joys and sorrows. Qin Zeyu just felt that the people in the corridor were a little noisy and continued sadly.

"Brother, stop talking, stop talking. Let me put myself in your shoes. I'm about to drop my little pearl."

It was so heartbreaking that Lin Li laughed wildly and walked forward to pat Chen Tianming on the back to comfort him.

"No, Zeyu, what about what you said about your mother's love life being smooth? I thought you really had a lot of fun in junior high school, and you were lying low and pretending in high school." Wang Ze also laughed and scolded.

"There is no one on my emotional journey, I can go whichever way I want! Isn't this going smoothly? Ah! Wang Ze! Let me ask you, is it going smoothly? Answer me!" Qin Zeyu responded, looked at Wang Ze and questioned loudly.

Wang Ze: “[○｀Д○]!!”

Is this the correct method?
"I'm sorry! Brother Yu! Private Marseille! My my! That was very smooth!" Wang Ze admitted his mistake and corrected it, and apologized sincerely.

"I'm so envious. There are so many people who want to harass me on my emotional journey. As a person who loves driving, I have to restrain myself every time. Alas, Zeyu, I really envy you." Lin Li said enviously.

"Lin Li, you are disgusting, aren't you?" Qin Zeyu was so angry that his teeth itched, "I really let you do what you want, but you are not happy."

"One yard owned by a yard."

"Don't worry about it, Lin Li, the mistress of your emotional journey is here, Lin Li."

Bai Bufan elbowed Lin Li and raised his chin.

Of course Lin Li noticed it too.

Chen Yuying and Yu Yu walked out of the front door and arrived at the wall painting. They used the oversized teaching triangle in their hands to measure the width of the painting area on the wall.

——After determining the length and width of the wall painting area, you can reduce it proportionally on paper. This will facilitate the advance design of the painting content and reduce the probability of errors in subsequent actual painting.

However, when it came to measuring the height, Chen Yuying was stumped.

But it's only temporary, and you can't rely on yourself alone.

I have a boyfriend.

Chen Yuying turned around and waved the triangle in her hand towards Lin Li who was standing in the crowd of boys not far away.

"I'm coming." Lin Li walked over with a smile.

"Help me measure the height of the wall." Chen Yuying handed the triangle to Lin Li and said.

"Got it." Lin Li took the triangle and started measuring. At the same time, he kindly reminded Chen Yuying: "But squad leader, next time when you pass a triangle to someone else, please pay attention to basic etiquette. It's easy to hurt others if you do this."

"Hmm?" Chen Yuying tilted her head. "What's the problem?"

There is indeed etiquette when handing things over, and dangerous objects are usually placed with the sharp side facing yourself.

But I clearly paid attention to this and pointed the sharp 30-degree angle towards myself before handing it out.

"60 degrees and 90 degrees are a bit too hot. It's easy to get burned." Lin Li explained seriously.

Chen Yuying, Yu Yu: "..."

This autumn seems to be a little colder.

"As we all know, a right angle is 90 degrees and boiling water is 100 degrees, so it is easy to conclude that boiling water is an obtuse angle, while a right angle is not boiled." Lin Li continued.

"Stupid Lin Li, you are not rigorous," Bai Bufan sneered after hearing this, "Your conclusion is only valid under standard pressure. As long as the altitude is high enough, it can be boiled at right angles or even acute angles. With this attitude, you are still the top student in the grade. You are cheating."

"My problem, my problem." Lin Li corrects his mistakes as soon as he realizes them, and humility makes others humble.

Then he looked at Chen Yuying, smiled shyly and said:
"Do you understand? I'm thick-skinned and it's okay, but it would be dangerous for others to take it like this."

"But if you don't burn others, then I will be the one who gets burned, right?" Chen Yuying responded seriously.

You can't just take the 60-degree and 90-degree areas by yourself, right?

"Hiss, it seems so, it's my fault too, I'm sorry." Lin Li admitted it now, after all this time the problem was all his, so he had to apologize again. Chen Yuying smiled and nodded: "It's okay, I forgive you this time."

Yu Yu at the side: "(；☉_☉)?"

Why is Yuying able to answer the call so fluently?
It was normal for Bai Bufan to treat Lin Li’s words as a normal conversation. They were all students from Class 4, so he was used to it. But why did you, Yuying, do the same?
Is falling in love so scary?

very scary!
After recording all the parameters of the wall painting area, Lin Li hung the triangle ruler on his arm and rotated it, asking, "Is there anything else I can help you with?"

"Are there any boys among you who are good at drawing?" Chen Yuying asked.

"Is there anyone who can draw?" Lin Li heard the words and looked directly at the row of losers in the corridor and relayed them.

The large group of boys looked at each other, and no one made a sound. But at this time, Zhang Haoyang hesitated for a while and raised his hand.

"You can?" Lin Li asked in surprise.

"Teacher Lin, I want to go to the bathroom." Zhang Haoyang replied.

Lin Li: "..."

Your mother.

His own hand is Haoyang - he wants to slap someone.

"roll!"

"whee."

"Well, you've seen the result. They are a bunch of rubbish. But Bufan should know something."

Lin Li shrugged at Chen Yuying and added:

"I don't know how to do it either, but I'm not useless. If the monitor needs me, I can learn it. I'm confident that I can learn it to a level where I can be reused in a short period of time, for sure."

In fact, you can just go to the market and find a painting stall owner and [imitate] and steal it.

Although the [Imitation] ability doesn't last long, and it will only take three or four hours at most by next week, the wall painting doesn't need to be too detailed. What's more, you can completely determine the content and lines while the ability lasts, and then fill in the colors after the ability disappears.

Yu Yu raised her eyebrows. This was such a cool statement. No wonder he was able to trick Chen Yuying away.

"There's no need to learn it now. Most of the girls in the painting class know it more or less, and Zhuo Yongfei said that there are a few boys who know it too. We can just teach it to us when the time comes." Chen Yuying said with a smile.

"It's all right. If you need any help, just tell me directly."

"It's ready now. You need to go out and buy some materials during lunch. We plan to roughly finalize a few ideas at noon, and then ask other students for their opinions. After all, we are painting our own class, and the most important thing is that no one dislikes it."

"No problem, what do you want to buy?"

"Let me write a list for you. I'm afraid you can't remember it." Chen Yuying said after thinking for a while.

"Just tell me directly. I'll remember it." Lin Li said confidently and proudly, "Go ahead."

Lin Li has been growing all the time. Even without activating [Enhanced Memory], his memory is far superior to that of ordinary people. After activating [Enhanced Memory], he can truly remember everything he sees.

However, Chen Yuying pursed her lips, looked up at Lin Li, and said nothing.

Lin Li blinked and suppressed his laughter: "Wait, squad leader...you didn't remember?"

Chen Yuying shook her head firmly: "No, you can't remember it. I don't want to waste my breath. I'll talk about it later."

"Yes, I can't remember. As the saying goes, a bad memory is not as good as a good pen. Come on, squad leader, give me your list." Chen Yu's face was full of reason, and Lin Li was convinced.

Lin Li followed Chen Yuying into the classroom.

"Oh my god, I'm done being envious." Qin Zeyu said sourly as he watched the two disappear into the corridor, "If it weren't for Tianming in our class, I really wouldn't want to live."

The window was opened, and Chen Tianming did not see the person, but saw the fingers inside.

"I really want to fall in love..." Qin Zeyu is full of spring, the campus is full of spring: "I really want to lie in the arms of the black stockings big Lei girl sister..."

"Zeyu, what you mean is that you don't go out, don't socialize, have no special skills, just play badly, fantasize every day, and then want a black and straight big-haired girl to actively find you and shyly say to you, little brother, sister has liked you for a long time?" Bai Bufan glanced over.

"Bai Bufan, we are just classmates, you have crossed the line," Qin Zeyu said with sweat dripping down his face. "The main thing is, if I take the initiative to ask for contact information, I'm afraid I'll be rejected. Then I'll be like Tianming, how pitiful."

The middle finger that had retracted through the window reappeared.

"What's there to be afraid of?" Wang Ze looked towards the fifteenth class of the second grade in the teaching building opposite - Qian Ying's class, but he didn't see Qian Ying. Upon hearing this, he turned around and patted Qin Zeyu on the shoulder:

"Henry Cavill once said, if you like a girl, just ask her out, and it works every time."

"Why do you need contact information? Just arrange a meal together."

Qin Zeyu: “…”

"Heng Chao?" Qin Zeyu couldn't hold it in any longer and scolded with a smile: "Teacher, your method is really good, but it still relies too much on modeling. Is there a way to play that doesn't rely on modeling?"

"Yes," Bai Bufan suddenly replied, his eyes sparkling, "Zeyu, I have an idea. Why don't you try it at noon? You can make girls come to you on their own initiative."

"No." Qin Zeyu refused immediately.

No one can speak from a dog's mouth.

Bai Bufan loves to tell little lies: "This is what Lin Li taught me."

"What do you say."

When Bai Bufan finished speaking, the boys who had listened in the corridor looked at each other, then narrowed their eyes and said, "It feels... feasible."

……

[Task 2: Understand the mysteries of the Five Elements and seek to temper yourself with the power of the Five Elements (5/)]

After going out for another spicy meal at noon, the "fire" was finally completed.

After reading the message on his phone and finishing his second bottle of drink, he made a gorgeous three-point shot into the trash can of Class 1 on the first floor. After finishing the NTR, Lin Li went upstairs and walked into the classroom.

There were quite a lot of people in the classroom today. Ding Sihan was there, but Wang Yuezhi was not there.

Alas, it looks like the lunch trio is finally going to fall apart.

Tears.

Several people were sitting next to Chen Yuying, seemingly discussing something like blackboard newspapers and wall paintings.

Ding Sihan was at the podium, operating the classroom's multimedia.

After giving the things he bought at noon to Chen Yuying, Lin Li went over to take a look. It turned out that Ding Sihan was searching for information such as wall paintings and blackboard newspapers.

After thinking for a while, Lin Li tried to touch the mouse: "Show me your search history."

Ding Sihan: “No!”

Lin Liyin pointed at Ding Sihan with a smile.

"Lin Li, I plan to take a look at the murals of other classes to get some inspiration. Do you want to come with me?" Chen Yuying stood up and said to Lin Li.

"Okay." Lin Li agreed.

The two men stood up and walked out.

I just happened to see Wang Yuezhi limping towards the classroom not far away.

Lin Li's eyes lit up: He's here! He's here! The lunchtime trio! The group is still here!
"Wang Yuezhi? What's wrong with your leg? Is it injured?" Chen Yuying asked with concern after noticing Wang Yuezhi staggering.

Wang Yuezhi: “…”

"No, nothing, I just accidentally fell last night." Wang Yuezhi said bitterly.

"Is it okay?"

"No, it will be fine in two days."

"Oh, that's good. Be more careful next time. If you need any help in the next two days, you can tell me." This is the responsibility of the squad leader, and Chen Yuying fulfilled her duties conscientiously.

"Thank you monitor."

"Of course~" Chen Yuying replied with a smile, and then pulled Lin Li towards the stairs - the second floor had already been visited, and the focus must be on the other floors of the first year of high school and the second year of high school.

Wang Yuezhi stopped and looked at the corner where the two people disappeared, with the corners of his mouth down.

The gentle words still echoed in my ears, but they were even more heartbreaking.

Especially considering that Chen Yuying was holding Lin Li's clothes just now.

Are they still just pulling clothes, or are they holding hands?
I don't want to think about it anymore.

When I first met her, she was still a girl.

Goodbye, I'm already a wife.

Wang Yuezhi, who was overwhelmed with emotion, sighed, turned around, and staggered towards the toilet at the end.

I met Zhuo Yongfei who had just come out of the toilet and was shaking his hands.

Seeing Wang Yuezhi's face which was exactly the same as last night, Zhuo Yongfei said nothing at first, but stepped forward and patted his shoulder, then reminded: "Someone is taking a shit on the second floor, it stinks, Yuezhi, I suggest you change floors."

Wang Yuezhi stopped and the corners of his mouth shrunk even more.

"No? Ochi? What's wrong?"

Seeing that his roommate was about to drop his little pearl, Zhuo Yongfei was stunned, as he was clearly giving a kind reminder.

At this moment, Wang Yuezhi thought of Lin Li, the shit, and himself.

They are three similar things, but why are the endings so different?

Finally, after the comparison, Wang Yuezhi choked up and said, "Yongfei, why is it that Lin Li and others have people to poop, but no one poops for me..."

Zhuo Yongfei: "(;☉_☉)!?"

(End of this chapter)