Chapter 347: Violence cannot solve the problem, please be gentle
Chapter 347: Violence cannot solve the problem, please be gentle
Zhuo Yongfei was stunned.
Wang Yuezhi, how the hell did you come up with such an emotion when you saw the scene? !
Is this still human language?
"It's okay, it's okay, Yuezhi, the action of force is mutual. When you poop, the poop is also pooping you. You have it pooping, and even if it doesn't poop, I am still willing to poop you..."
But they were roommates after all, so Zhuo Yongfei reached out and pulled Wang Yuezhi, trying to comfort him.
"No, Chen Yuying went to pull them all, except me..." Wang Yuezhi was unmoved and still choked with sobs.
Zhuo Yongfei widened his eyes and pointed at people with his Husky.
Hey! This is slander!
It is a consensus among everyone that pretty girls don’t go to the toilet.
Besides, Chen Yuying's family seems to be very rich, so why does she need to do such a dirty thing in person? There must be a maid to do it for her!
Alas, thinking of this, Zhuo Yongfei couldn't help but feel a little self-pitying.
——Realizing that he has to rely on himself for the rest of his life, Zhuo Yongfei couldn't help but feel a heavy and tragic sense of his life.
Huh? Why did Newton have to wait until an apple fell on his head before he discovered gravity?
At that time, he had neither a mobile phone nor a tablet. Isn't going to the toilet the best time to think? Didn't he think about why the shit just falls down after it comes out and doesn't shrink back?
Could it be that Newton is also killing time by looking at the ingredient list of shampoo or counting how many wall and floor tiles there are in the bathroom?
Alas, when I was a kid, I also made the mistake of looking at the woman on the shampoo bottle.
Zhuo Yongfei's mind was full of random thoughts, while Wang Yuezhi, with a sad face, staggered towards the toilet.
Zhuo Yongfei had no choice but to come to his senses. After all, he couldn't ask Chen Yuying to pull Wang Yuezhi back.
Time will heal everything. Shaking his head, Zhuo Yongfei prepared to go back to the classroom to continue discussing the blackboard newspaper. However, as soon as he turned around, he heard footsteps coming from behind.
Looking back, it was Wang Yuezhi who walked out of the toilet with a ferocious look on his face, pinching his nose.
"It stinks..."
Zhuo Yongfei: “…”
"Didn't I just tell you it stinks in there?!"
"Ochi, why don't you go to the administration building? The toilets there are the best in the school, and scenes like this rarely happen."
……
When Lin Li and Chen Yuying walked on other floors, they attracted a lot of attention. With the addition of strange new faces and handsome men and beautiful women, after the buffs were stacked up, both men and women would take a curious look at them.
The last creature with such a high rate of returning attention was the Charm Mushroom.
"That wall painting featuring pornographic content is pretty nice. It would be nice if we could make a high-end version. It's too much for the old man to just ban pornography, gambling and drugs."
As lunch break officially began, the two of them had already finished their walk and were walking along the elevated corridor back to the Grade 1 teaching building, Lin Li said leisurely.
In fact, it doesn’t matter if you just copy it, because generally everyone wants to make the content different from the original.
"That's called Autumn Wheat Field, right? What does yellow mean as the main color?" Chen Yuying said helplessly.
"A meaning."
"You say that now, and it doesn't mean anything at all!"
"Discovered."
Back in the classroom, Chen Yuying and the girls began to discuss the inspirations she had recorded, while Lin Li returned to his seat and began to study the competition PPT.
I still have to work hard to ensure that I can enter the finals.
The society will also be able to better guide Chen Yuying.
——Now that I am the top student in the grade, it would be inappropriate to pretend to be stupid and ask Chen Yuying simple questions.
When the lunch bell officially rang, Chen Yuying came over with her books and sat down next to Lin Li.
Without a deskmate, Ding Sihan turned his head and gritted his teeth, but ultimately he did not sit over and act as a light bulb.
Lin Li turned his head and made sure that there was no one in the last row. He then leaned forward and asked, "Hello, may I touch your legs?"
Chen Yuying: “?”
Lin Li is quite polite.
"You also know that this is presumptuous? No." Chen Yuying smiled and shook her head.
"Oh, I'll ask next time."
"Pervert, I won't be able to do that next time either," Chen Yuying pouted, then leaned her face on her arm, stared at Lin Li, and changed the subject: "Lin Li, it seems that I can't change to sit in front of you."
"Hmm?" Lin Li immediately looked at the girl, a little surprised: "You want to sit in front of me?"
He himself hadn't thought of it that way.
"I originally had this idea. I wanted to give you a surprise after the general cleaning." Chen Yuying nodded, then pouted:
"Originally, when I told Mr. Xue that I wanted to try sitting by the window, he was very supportive. But when he heard that I wanted to sit by the window in front of you with Ding Sihan, he hesitated, but he didn't refuse."
Lin Li laughed out loud.
Are you just hesitant to talk? That old man really dotes on you too much, baby.
"But I asked Huang Yi and Jiana, and they have no plans to change positions for the time being. I thought about it and decided to forget it." Chen Yuying continued.
Huang Yi and Zhou Jiana sit in front of Lin Li and Bai Bufan. Although they are close to each other, they are not too abstract and can be regarded as normal classmates. Lin Bai will not take the initiative to make jokes about them, so they do not communicate much on weekdays.
"That's normal. Who would be willing to leave me? You know my charm. I have bewitched you." Lin Li nodded and smiled evilly.
"That's true," Chen Yuying laughed when she said this, "They said they've gotten used to hearing you two talk about random things every day, and that's one of the reasons they don't want to change."
"Wow, it turns out they have been listening the whole time. I'll have to charge them next time!" Lin Li suddenly felt that he had suffered a great loss.
Haha, two stuffy girls.
But Lin Li himself is also a reserved man.
——When I was a child, I wet the bed and was too lazy to get out of bed, even too lazy to lift the quilt. I was stuffy all day and became very depressed.
"So, there is no way to sit closer." Chen Yuying returned to the topic.
"It's okay, baby. Love can overcome distance." Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying affectionately.
Chen Yuying just blushed a little——
Lin Li: "My friend's long-distance girlfriend got pregnant on her own because of her deep love for him. This is the best proof. He often brags to me about it."
Chen Yuying picked up the book and slapped it on the shoulder of Lin Li, the atmosphere destroyer, and said angrily, "Study on your own!"
Damn it, I wasn’t the one who brought up this topic first.
……
Evening self-study is over.
"Zeyu, why are you looking out the window tonight?" Lin Li stood up and walked to the door. When he passed by Qin Zeyu, he asked, "Are you reading novels on your MP4? Do you want me to download a few for you?"
Although Qin Zeyu was only separated from Lin Li by two creatures, one was a pig and the other was a dog. Bao Wei's body was too large, so it was difficult to see what Qin Zeyu was doing.
"It's okay." Qin Zeyu waved his hands, looking a little lost.
Lin Li raised his eyebrows. Although he didn't know what happened, he didn't ask because he had other things to do.
After leaving the school gate, ride your bike directly to Laoyou Road.
——Dengzi contacted Lin Li at noon and said that someone had confirmed that he wanted to sell Lin Li the criminal plans of several habitual criminals he knew about, but an interview was required.
As he approached the road section mentioned on the phone, Lin Li saw from a distance a bench smoking in the corner and a man wearing a hat, with an electric bike parked next to them.
Lin Li was not afraid of any Hongmen Banquet and rode straight over.
Even if three or even thirty swordsmen suddenly appeared from the roadside after he passed by, Lin Li was confident that he could deal with them without getting hurt.
As for if there are three hundred of them, okay, you guys are lying in ambush, right? Then I will have to drive the mecha and charge forward.
"Brother Bufan!" When Lin Li's car stopped on the side of the road a few meters away, Dengzi immediately stood up and waved.
"Ah."
After locking the car, Lin Li walked over.
The man's situation can be seen more clearly. Probably because he didn't want to expose his identity, he wore a hat and a mask late at night - there was even a hole in the middle of the mask so that he could smoke through it.
"Brother Bufan, do you want to smoke?" Dengzi took out a cigarette and handed it to Lin Li.
"Don't smoke."
Lin Li reached out and pushed the cigarette back.
The smoking-harmful-to-health sign on the cigarette box is quite conspicuous.
But this thing, like the buffering sign of a small website, is useless.
I've already bought cigarettes, and you remind me that smoking is harmful to health? Haha, smoke as much as you can!
I'm already browsing a small website, and you still want me to buffer? Haha, rush!
"Is this the person who sells information?" Lin Li went straight to the point and asked the man.
"Yes, this is Brother Sheng," said the stool.
"Hello, buddy, what information do you have to sell me?"
"I know a few people who are planning to do something recently. I have already checked all the spots and got all the information. I'm just waiting to steal in the middle of the night when the target goes out this week. I asked about the stool, and it should meet your requirements." Li Sheng nodded and made a brief introduction.
"Can you give me the specific location and time?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows.
The mission required him to stop it, so Lin Li thought that what he needed to do was to find the bad guys when or after the theft happened and punish them, rather than just being on guard after knowing the intelligence.
The latter might work, but Lin Li hasn't tried it, so he can't guarantee it.
"Okay." Li Sheng nodded calmly, but did not explain to Lin Liduo. He just continued:
"Even if there's a small chance that they changed their plan temporarily and I don't know about it, I can still tell you their address and how they sold the stolen goods, so you can arrest them and bring them to justice. That's a guarantee."
It seems like the information channels are very well-informed.
"Okay, we'll know whether it's a mule or a horse when we take it for a walk. How much do you want?" Lin Li nodded and looked at the man.
Li Sheng raised one hand and spread out his palm, revealing five fingers.
"Five thousand?" Lin Li asked.
"Haha..." Li Sheng laughed, "Fifty thousand."
Lin Li also smiled: "Brother, I'm a student, can I get a discount?"
Li Sheng saw that Lin Li was making a joke, so he smiled and said, "Even if you are a vaginal birth, it won't work."
Lin Li smiled and pointed at Li Sheng. Seeing that the other party was also satisfied with the price, Li Sheng smiled and extended his hand, ready to cooperate happily.
——Then he saw Lin Li turn around, get on his bike, and ride away with a creaking sound, without even looking back.
Stool, Li Sheng: “?”
"Brother Bufan? Why did you leave?"
"Oh no? Brother Bufan! Come back!"
Lin Li ignored it.
The two men quickly got on their electric scooters, moved forward and drifted to stop Lin Li.
Although Lin Li stopped the car, he did not get out. He looked at Li Sheng in front of him with a calm look and shrugged:
"Brother, the thieves work so hard and don't even know if they can sell the stolen goods for 50,000 yuan. You just ask for 50,000 yuan? If you don't know, you would think they are going to rob a bank."
"The price can be negotiated. I can accept a lower price." Li Sheng emphasized quickly.
He had not intended to sell a piece of information for 50,000, so he must have offered a higher price at first. But who knew that Bai Bufan would not play by the rules at all, and would not even bargain and just leave.
"At this price, I'm not even interested in bargaining." Lin Li shook his head.
Lin Li’s current net worth has increased from 40 million to 42 to 43 million—the price of gold has risen again recently.
But fixed assets and current assets are different concepts. Lin Li currently has less than 50,000 yuan in cash available on hand.
This gold cannot flow into recycling shops in large quantities, and Lin Li does not want to take the risk of attracting attention - in fact, to date, Lin Li has not recycled gold twice in the same gold recycling shop.
Lin Li felt that it was not worth spending fifty thousand to buy a one-eighth task progress that was not 100%.
To put it another way, the security in Laoyou Road is good, but the mission scope is Nansang. At worst, Lin Li can just find a weekend to go fishing in other towns in Nansang with worse security.
"Then tell me a number." Li Sheng said through gritting his teeth.
Lin Li held out four fingers.
"Four hundred?!" Li Sheng was a little excited, his eyes widened: "Little brother, you are insulting me a little bit."
Lin Li: "?"
Is it just a bit insulting to cut 50,000 down to 400?
I'm afraid your reserve price is a bit low.
But Lin Li was too lazy to find this man's limit, so he shook his head: "Four thousand."
Hearing this number, Li Sheng's expression improved a lot, but then he frowned, shook his head, clicked his tongue twice, raised his chin towards Lin Li, and asked sincerely:
"Brother, do you know what is the most important thing when you are out there?"
Lin Li: “Yes, come out.”
Bai Bufan had asked himself this question once before, so Lin Li could naturally answer it in seconds.
Li Sheng: “…”
"It's about righteousness and loyalty! Do you know that those people are actually my beloved relatives, friends, brothers..." Li Sheng had the word "add money" written on his face.
But Lin Li just shook his head calmly: "That's my budget."
"Oh, can you add a little more? Four fingers are too few and don't sound good. Let's make it an even number and add one more finger. I'll give you a 10% discount, is that okay?" Li Sheng stretched out his hand and negotiated.
"Absolutely not." But Lin Li was extremely firm.
"why?"
"Because five fingers won't work."
Stool, Li Sheng: "..."
"Four thousand five, that's the limit. If you don't accept it, we'll just pretend we've never met. I'm leaving." Seeing that the other party was silent, Lin Li also made appropriate concessions.
"...Okay, okay." After a moment of silence, Li Sheng waved his hands helplessly and sighed:
"I have a buddy who was originally a gangster. He was very poor at that time. Later he was arrested and spent several years in prison. He was released only now. After he quit, he became rich."
Lin Li didn't know why he suddenly wanted to say this, and he wasn't interested, so he didn't respond.
The man sitting on the bench behind Li Sheng's car asked curiously, "How did you make your fortune?"
Li Sheng: "When he had nothing to do, he took a look at the wanted posters and found that he knew them all."
Stool: "(;☉_☉)?"
Oh my god, is this the way to make money?
"I got jealous after I found out, so I came to you to do this business, to be a traitor and an undercover agent," Li Sheng lowered his eyebrows, somewhat dissatisfied, "Who knew that I could only earn 4,500 yuan in the end, and I couldn't make any money at all..."
"Brother, why don't you let your brothers kill people and sell drugs, fatten them up and then kill them?" Stool was silent for a moment, then suggested with a smile.
"We've tried to persuade them, but they're all afraid. No one dares." Li Sheng shook his head regretfully.
"Fuck?! Brother, are you really trying to persuade me?" Dengzi got off the car on the spot and took a few steps back.
This is what it means to make the wrong friends!
"So do you want to make this deal?" Lin Li looked at Li Sheng calmly, ignoring his dissatisfaction.
"Let's do it," Li Sheng nodded. Four thousand and five is fine. "How do you pay? Alipay, WeChat, or bank card number?"
"It's all right."
"Then WeChat, here, scan me." Li Sheng took out his phone and showed the payment code, but he was also cautious: "This money should be clean, not dirty money."
Lin Li did not move, but shook his head: "First of all, the money must be clean, but I won't give it now. I don't know whether the information you gave is useful. I am not familiar with you and it is not appropriate for me to be familiar with you.
I will give you the money as soon as I confirm that the information you provided is useful to me and I have caught those thieves."
Lin Li really didn't trust Brother Sheng.
"But I'm not familiar with you either," Li Sheng was a little dissatisfied after hearing this. Not a single step in tonight's transaction went smoothly, and he raised his voice a little:
“Who knows if you will still give money after you get the information?
What if you take my information and arrest me but don't pay me? Wouldn't I have worked for nothing?
No, you still have to pay with one hand and give the information with the other.”
The two looked at each other, neither of them showing any sign of giving in.
"How about this, buddy." But Lin Li also had a solution, after all, they were not the only two people at the moment.
Lin Li looked at the stool.
“Don’t we have stools as our bridge medium?
I will transfer 4500 directly to Dengzi now, and then you tell me the information. After I achieve my goal, I will let Dengzi transfer all the money to you. Should we all accept this?"
"You know Dengzi, so you should know some information about him and which school he is from."
"Anyway, if the money doesn't get to you in the end, you won't be able to find me, but you can go to his school, wait for him, and beat him half to death."
"Similarly, if this information turns out to be wrong, and I find out that you two are teaming up to trick me, I can also go to his school to ambush him and beat him half to death."
"If the information is useful but you don't get the money, and he has cheated both of us, we can all go to his school to ambush him and beat him half to death."
"how?"
Stool: "(;☉_☉)?"
Although my words are rough, the logic is sound, and this is the idea I intend to propose as an intermediary. But Brother Bufan, aren’t your remarks too violent?
Why am I half dead no matter what?
"Okay." Li Sheng thought for a few seconds, then nodded and accepted the proposal.
Lin Li also took out his mobile phone and transferred four thousand five hundred yuan to Dengzi in front of Li Sheng.
"Can you tell me now?" Lin Li raised his chin.
"Okay," Li Sheng nodded. "The place they want to steal is the home of a householder named Zhang Wenbing in Building 4 of Fengsheng Community. They have already got the house key. They plan to act in the early morning of Wednesday. Because they have checked the time, they found that no one will be at home at that time..."
Li Sheng told the information he knew, and finally said:
"Little brother, if you want to catch them at the scene, you can go there after twelve o'clock, around one o'clock. Also, if you want me to provide you with more information later, just pretend to be passing by. Don't be too deliberate. If you are found out, you will be betrayed."
"If you didn't catch them at the scene, you can come back to me and I'll give you more information about them so you can catch them. I guarantee your money will not be wasted."
"Okay, I've remembered it all." Lin Li nodded with a smile.
This task has been hanging in the task bar for a long time, and now there is finally some new progress.
"Is it a pleasure working with you?" Li Sheng extended his hand.
"It's a pleasure working with you." Lin Li shook hands with Li Sheng.
"I hope you two are not kidding me, otherwise I will really beat the stool half to death." Li Sheng exerted a little force with his hands.
"I hope you two are not conspiring to deceive me, otherwise I will beat the stool half to death." Lin Li smiled and nodded.
stool:"……"
Damn it, here you go again.
You have no part in shaking hands, but you are the one who gets beaten?
Stool put his hands on the two people's clasped hands: "Cooperation will be pleasant, everyone, violence cannot solve all problems, there is no need, we can make money in harmony, make money in harmony——"
The three withdrew their hands.
"Violence can solve all problems, fists are the truth. If they can't solve the problem, it's simply because your fists are not big enough." Li Sheng, who is a gangster, was a little disdainful of what Dengzi had just said.
Lin Li, who was about to leave, looked at Li Sheng with a slightly disdainful expression:
"Dude, what if a mosquito lands on your balls?"
Li Sheng, stool: "(；☉_☉)?"
The stool looked at Li Sheng at the moment.
"..."
"..."
Li Sheng's eyes suddenly became clear:
"Well, violence can't solve all problems, little brother Bufan, you are right!"
(End of this chapter)