Chapter 348 Humans have limits, so Bai Bufan has no limits
Chapter 348 Humans have limits, so Bai Bufan has no limits
"Monitor, it's a good thing you remembered. Otherwise, if you go to borrow it in the afternoon, you will only have some rags left."
Lin Li held a mop and broom in his arms and gave his daily praise to Chen Yuying who was holding a rag beside him.
Praise! Loyalty!
It’s Tuesday noon.
The general cleaning was about to begin in the afternoon. At Chen Yuying's reminder, the two went to the school's general affairs office to borrow mops, brooms, rags and other cleaning tools, and even borrowed disinfectant powder.
Although there is a tool room on each floor of the teaching building, which contains mops, buckets and other tools, they are only provided for daily use by classes on that floor.
It's impossible for four classes to take turns using one mop after the class officially starts.
Just now when Lin Li was filling out the borrowing registration form, he found that several classes had come to borrow the books yesterday morning.
The General Affairs Office naturally also knows about the school's general cleaning arrangements and has set an upper limit on the amount of tools a class can borrow. This ensures that every class has tools available as the general cleaning for the first and second year students is done on different days.
But inevitably, there is a wide range of quality between tools.
Lin Li saw that several mops and brooms had the same amount of hair as Hua Ming, and they were also handsome.
The class that borrows the latest books can probably only borrow these ones - defective products.
"Jana asked me to do that." Chen Yuying replied.
Zhou Jiana is also a member of the health committee.
Only half of the students in Class 4 will go out for this general cleaning, and the remaining half will go directly back to the dormitory or cafeteria after school.
After all, the whole class is involved in the general cleaning, and to be honest, it is difficult to distribute the work content and tools.
Lin Li, Bai Bufan, Wang Ze and others in the back row almost all participated this time. There was nothing to do anyway, so after sweeping this time, they wouldn’t have to sweep next time.
"Don't be modest, squad leader. It's just what you thought. Liangshan's military advisor is called Wu Yong, the wise man. As the military advisor of our fourth squad, I think without you, there would be no brooms. I decided to name you the broom star."
"You are the jinx."
Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying gently slapped Lin Li with the rag in her hand and glared at him with amusement and helplessness.
"Pump harder, didn't you have lunch?"
"No, I'm afraid I'll make you happy."
"I won't be happy. If you don't believe me, why don't you try picking one?"
"gross."
"Can you scold me again, with more emotion?"
"..."
Because she was still holding the rag in her hand, Chen Yuying tapped her forehead with the back of her hand, smiled and shook her head.
My boyfriend is a complete three-dimensional and comprehensive defense. No matter what I do, it will only make him happy.
The only option is cold violence - silence.
There were not as many people in the classroom today as yesterday. After placing the tools in the miscellaneous corner of the classroom, the two returned to the back row and started studying.
Not long after learning, an uninvited guest came -
When obvious footsteps appeared outside the classroom and approached, Lin Li looked up and found that it was Bai Bufan who looked panicked.
"Student, you are not welcome here."
Lin Li's face suddenly turned cold.
Lin Li really likes two top-notch lines in "Dragon Clan", one is what Shang Binyue said to Angé, "Boy, watch out, this sword will be very cool", and the other is what Chu Tianjiao said to Odin on the viaduct, "Gods are forbidden to travel within the territory of Daxia."
I have clearly made a deal with Bai Bufan. It's noon now and Class 4 of Grade 1 is not a place where just any random person can come. Bufan is not allowed to enter!
Chen Yuying also noticed Bai Bufan, but did not stand up.
——What’s the point of getting up from your position?
If you don’t believe me, ask Bai Bufan to call out his location and see if he will respond.
If she calls out her location, he will definitely call her - this is Chen Yuying's confidence in Lin Li.
"Don't stop me, don't stop me, I beg you, brother, you and the squad leader can do whatever you want, it doesn't matter what position or posture you are in, you can do whatever you want, I'm not here to stop you, nor am I here to join you, I'm just looking for a place to hide——"
Looking at Lin Li who was coming towards him to drive him away, Bai Bufan hurriedly waved his hand to explain. He spoke hurriedly and looked back towards the classroom door while speaking, as if he was afraid of seeing someone.
"Ah? Hiding? Who are you hiding from?" Lin Li was stunned for a moment and asked in surprise, "Brother, are you in trouble?"
"I got into a little trouble." Bai Bufan nodded and made a gesture that would break the defense of Koreans.
The universe at your fingertips.
"Classmate, you take care of yourself." Lin Li took a step back.
Damn it, don't let the blood splash on me.
Bai Bufan: “…”
It only takes a second for a brother to become a classmate, and that’s Lin Li.
The box was all about brotherhood, three pages of confession, two pages of names, and one page of crimes.
"Oh my god, you're slipping, get out of the way!"
When the footsteps outside the classroom began to get louder and closer, Bai Bufan's face turned pale. He looked around, and seeing that it was too late, he squatted down and hid behind the table.
Lin Li looked at the door, and within a few seconds, the owner of the footsteps appeared.
Qin Zeyu.
At this time, Qin Zeyu's face was filled with ferocious anger. After walking to the door of the classroom, he looked around and finally locked onto Lin Li. He said a little more gently: "Lin Li, have you seen Bufan?"
Bai Bufan quickly winked at Lin Li, and his mouth opened and closed, with countless silent "Dad" trying to awaken Lin Li's fatherly love.
Lin Li has always been good at observing people's words and expressions, and after noticing it, he immediately understood.
As brothers, in our hearts, if there is something, the phone call cannot be reached.
Lin Li lowered his head, nodded to Bai Bufan and gave him an OK gesture, then punched his left chest with his right fist, pointed his index finger at Bai Bufan, smiled evilly, winked, clicked his tongue, and said firmly:
"Brother, I understand what you mean! Leave it to me, don't worry!"
Then Lin Li raised his head and looked at Qin Zeyu. His evil charm was gone, and his expression was confused and puzzled:
"No, I didn't see Bufan. Bufan never comes to the classroom at noon. How could he be here? Zeyu, what's wrong?"
Bai Bufan, Qin Zeyu: "(;☉_☉)?"
Chen Yuying laughed out loud, Lin Li was so mean.
But when she thought that this was her boyfriend, Yingbao stopped laughing.
"Is Bufan at your feet?"
Qin Zeyu, who had just seen Lin Li gesturing and muttering to a table for a long time, asked with an expressionless face.
Lin Li's eyes widened.
My grass?
How did you discover this?
The "confusion and doubt" I just expressed was perfect. Isn't this my most likely reaction if Bai Bufan didn't come?
Where exactly did the flaw appear in Zhang Yimou's veteran actor-level performance?
Damn, I can't think of anything.
"Really not." But since he had already promised Bai Bufan that he would cover for him, Lin Li tried to save the situation.
"Hey your mother! Lin Li! You are an idiot!!"
However, what Lin Li couldn't believe was that the one who betrayed him was Bai Bufan.
He actually stood up, pinched his own neck and pressed him against the table next to him, with a ferocious expression similar to Qin Zeyu just now.
The incident of Bufan biting Lu Dongbin in return of evil for kindness actually happened right before his eyes.
I will never laugh again.
this world……
"I'can't breathe..."
Lin Li suspected that Chen Yuying had bought an insurance policy for him and filled in her own name as the beneficiary. Otherwise, why was she so indifferent and even smiling even though he was almost losing money?
However, Lin Li was still saved, because when Qin Zeyu rushed over, Bai Bufan chose his own life over Lin Li's and dodged.
"Don't fucking run! Bai Bufan!"
"Brother! Don't chase him! Don't chase him! Violence can't solve the problem. You know where mosquitoes land..."
"You can't solve the problem, but you can solve the person who created the problem! Don't run!"
"Don't chase me!"
"If you don't run away, I won't chase you!"
"I won't run unless you chase me!"
"How about this, three, two, one, we stop together?"
"Row!"
"Let's count down together, three, two, one!"
"You're still chasing me!"
"You're still running!"
The two of them were having a frantic elementary school student conversation and had already run outside from Class 4.
Lin Li, who had replenished his health after watching the 15-second ad, also followed out.
——If he doesn’t finish eating this melon now, Lin Li will feel uncomfortable all over.
The cultivator's strong physique came into full play at this time. Lin Li quickly caught up with them and used his strong physique to strengthen the two of them.
"Lin Li, don't stop me! I want to kill him!"
"Dad, stop him! Stop him!"
Because Lin Li stood between them, the two men began to walk around the pillar.
"No, what are you doing? What happened?" Lin Li interrupted the two of them and asked curiously. "You don't even know what Bai Bufan did to me!"
Tired of chasing, Qin Zeyu stopped and took a rest, while looking fiercely at Bai Bufan not far away.
Bai Bufan turned his head away with a guilty look on his face.
"Tell me, if it's really extraordinary, I can help you with it (physics)."
Qin Zeyu took a deep breath, nodded, and began to recall this sad past:
"Yesterday, when I learned that you and Wang Ze were both single, and saw you and the class monitor showing off your affection, I felt a little envious and wanted to find my own love."
"It's human nature." Lin Li nodded in approval.
If a man is not envious of having a girlfriend like Chen Yuying, he is a very Sigma man.
"After I expressed this sentiment, Bufan gave me a suggestion."
"what?"
"He said I could deliberately drop my meal card downstairs of the girls' dormitory. As long as I wrote my class and name on it, the girls who picked it up would most likely come to my class to look for me. I could also take the opportunity to get to know them by saying thank you."
"Bufan told me that this is actually opening a blind box. If the girl is not pretty, then I just need to thank her. If the girl is pretty, then she is beautiful and kind, so I can thank her without saying anything."
"What do you mean by thanking her without saying anything?"
"Shoot her."
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
As we all know, no thanks - shoot.
"Wait! Lin Li, don't look at me like a piece of trash! This is an extraordinary description. I'm just a repeater. I'm not that mean!!"
Lin Li retracted his gaze, but his expression was somewhat complicated.
Back to this method itself, how should I put it? It feels reasonable, but also unreasonable.
It's like looking for a needle in a haystack. If this person really meets the legendary beautiful, kind-hearted and shy little girl, even if it is written into a novel, the plot of the love story can be turned into a science fiction story.
When Jiang Taigong was fishing, at least he was still by the river. But with this trick, not only was there no bait on the hook, but the person was not even looking at the fishing rod. How could he still want to fish?
But since this suggestion came from Bai Bufan, it is actually somewhat normal.
"So... you did it?" Lin Li confirmed.
"Yes." Qin Zeyu nodded. "Wang Zebao and the others all thought this method was good. I also thought it was worthwhile, so I tried it."
Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
As expected of Class 4 of Grade One where I am, the place is full of people and earth.
Is this a good method recognized by everyone?
However, one thing at a time, Lin Li felt that he was also talking while standing instead of sitting.
——Lin Li suddenly realized that if he were at the scene and heard Bai Bufan’s idea, he would not only agree with it, but would also be the one who agreed the loudest.
Anyway, it’s not me who is trying.
As the saying goes, we should always be on guard against others, but there are many people who want to harm others.
"And then?" Lin Li asked expectantly.
Obviously, the final outcome must not be ideal, otherwise it would not be the current situation.
But this is the result he wants. If not, Lin Li would not be looking forward to it.
"I found an opportunity yesterday at noon, deliberately passed by the girls' dormitory, and dropped my meal card on the ground." Qin Zeyu continued:
"When I went to the cafeteria in the afternoon, I went to the girls' dormitory and found that my student card was no longer where I dropped it at noon, and there was no card nearby. Obviously, someone had picked it up."
"I was worried that the other party was shy and would be too embarrassed to go to Class 4 to return it to me. In order to avoid waiting in vain, I went to the lost and found offices in the cafeteria, teaching building, and supermarket, but I didn't find my meal card."
"I realized that my meal card was still in the hands of the person who found it."
"So far, everything is going well," Qin Zeyu smiled sadly, "I was looking forward to it last night. I wonder if a beautiful baby girl will come to my house and ask Luo Meng, "Hello, is Qin Zeyu here?" "
——Luo Meng, who is afraid of moths, is a girl in the first row of the first group of Class 4. As everyone knows, this position has always been the microphone of the class.
Lin Li felt that he had already guessed what would happen next, so his facial expression had already reached the stage of trying not to laugh.
Damn, no wonder Qin Zeyu kept looking out the window during evening study yesterday. It turns out he wasn’t reading a novel to warn the teacher, but was looking forward to this?
"Go on, go on." Lin Li took out the candy that Chen Yuying had put in his pocket and asked while eating.
"But nothing happened, no girls came to my door, I realized that my meal card might really be lost, then this afternoon, I gave up and went to the service center to apply for a replacement card."
"Then this can only be considered a foreseeable risk, right? There is nothing we can do about it," Lin Li played the role of a rational person at this moment, and began to analyze and tentatively asked:
"It shouldn't come to the point of slaughtering Bufan. After all, he is also humanity's best friend..."
"The story isn't over yet." Qin Zeyu sneered.
"Hurry up and tell me." Lin Li's eyes lit up.
Kou Xi, this is what you want to see, hurry up, blood will flow like a river.
"I topped up my meal card after I finished the process, but when I put the card on the card reader, I noticed something - the balance on my meal card had decreased.
When I realized what was happening, I felt a sense of despair that my expectations were completely dashed, because I couldn't even imagine anymore that the other party was just too shy to give it back to me."
Lin Li raised his brows slightly.
Qin Zeyu's goal is to hook up with a kind-hearted and beautiful girl named Da Lei.
But now it seems that I don’t know whether the person is beautiful or not, but her heart definitely seems to be evil.
Is this person considered a bad person? After all, no matter how bad the evil is, can he help me complete the task of the system...
Hey, wait—
Lin Li's eyes gradually became strange.
"My hopes are dashed, I have turned evil. Although the other party only charged me 12 yuan, I decided to make this girl of low character pay the price!" Qin Zeyu looked sinister.
"If she's ugly, I'll report this to the central government!"
"If she's pretty, then she'll say, 'Baby, you don't want others to know that you used my meal card secretly, do you?'"
Lin Li blinked: "Is the following sentence also extraordinary?"
"It's not important," Qin Zeyu waved his hand, his face gloomy. "My heart of revenge began to burn, so I checked the time and place where my meal card was swiped at the service center, and found out that it was yesterday at noon, and the location was a supermarket."
"Then I went to the supermarket and told the boss what I was doing, and she immediately showed me the supermarket's surveillance."
At this point, Qin Zeyu smiled. His gaze moved from Lin Li's eyes to Bai Bufan, who was whistling guiltily not far away. His voice also became vague:
"Lin Li, guess which girl I saw?"
"Haha, I saw it - "Bai"! - "Bu"! - "Fan"! !"
"..."
Lin Li felt that it was as difficult for him to hold back his laughter as it was for Bao Wei to hold back his poop on the sightseeing cable car.
——I guessed it when I heard two-thirds of the story.
However, when this guess came true, Lin Li still felt uncomfortable.
"This bastard was still looking at the surveillance camera while swiping his meal card!"
"Oh my god, really, Lin Li, can you imagine that when the fast-forwarded surveillance paused and that dog face appeared, for a moment, I got goosebumps and was completely stunned."
Qin Zeyu gnashed his teeth, his voice sounding like the mutterings from hell:
“But the next moment, I understood everything.”
"However, Lin Li, think about it again. When I understood what was going on, I needed to say to the supermarket owner with a smile, 'Boss, I made a mistake. I suddenly remembered that I lent it to my classmate before. I'm sorry to bother you~'.
I even, I even! Need to speak well of my enemies!
Lin Li, do you know how desperate and painful I am? "
Lin Li: “I know, hahahaha——I’m sorry, Zeyu, I’m not laughing. When I cry, my voice sounds like laughter, hahaha——”
What a beast! What a fucking beast!
Qin Zeyu had no time to care about "Lin's smile". He just looked at Bai Bufan and explained the real truth of yesterday:
"After this bastard tricked me into using this trick, he followed me around. As soon as I dropped my meal card, he picked it up and went to spend it happily!"
"My 22 dollars was wasted like this!!"
——It costs another ten yuan to apply for a new meal card at Nansang Middle School.
However, when Lin Li heard this number, he remembered something and forced himself to stop smiling. He patted Qin Zeyu on the shoulder and comforted him:
"It's okay, Zeyu. I know Bufan in reality. The dog is not bad. He is just playing a detective game with you. You know, dogs like to bite things and let you throw them back. It's the same principle.
You see, he only charged you 12 yuan, and he deliberately left this loophole for you to find."
Bai Bufan still has some human qualities.
Qin Zeyu chuckled, then looked at Lin Li, expressionless, and spoke very quickly: "I only have 12 yuan in my fucking card."
Lin Li: “☉_☉?”
"That's why I was able to find out something was wrong right away when I charged my meal card, because I remembered it could still be used for another meal, but at that time there was not a single piece left."
"12 yuan is the limit of my meal card, not the extraordinary limit."
"Lin Li, guess what would happen if the school meal card had a credit card function?"
Bai Bufan sighed upon hearing this, and added with some regret and self-blame:
"This is indeed my fault. Damn it, I didn't do enough market research. I should have waited for Zeyu to charge his meal card before trying to persuade him."
Lin Li: "..."
Oh my god.
How can this creature Bai Bufan look like a human at all? ? ?
(End of this chapter)