Chapter 349: This is what Class 14 is like

Chapter 349: This is what Class 14 is like

Chapter 349: This is what Class of Grade is like
How evil must one be to commit such a vicious act?

No wonder Xunzi said that common saying - when a person is born, he is a fertilized egg.

Jin Chanzi, Huang Mei wins again this time.

"So, Lin Li, you still want to stop me and make me your enemy?" After telling the sad story, Qin Zeyu issued an ultimatum with a determined look.

As for Bai Bufan, he had disappeared without a trace.

Damn it, he doesn't even need to use his brain. Bai Bufan knows what Lin Li's answer is just by thinking. If he doesn't run away, he will have no chance.

Seeing Qin Zeyu was a little anxious, Lin Li patted his shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I said that as long as Bufan's behavior is indeed a beast, I will help you deal with him."

"Now, gogogo, let's go."

……

The process of slowing fish cutting produces fish life.

Then life may be the product of people being tortured to death.

No wonder good people don't live long. Maybe life is essentially a kind of torture. Good people do good things and are considered to have made meritorious services and received reduced sentences, so their lives are naturally shorter.

At this moment, Bai Bufan had countless such philosophical thoughts in his mind.

It turns out that you don’t need to enter the sage mode yourself; you can enter it after others do it.

hiss--

"I'm wrong, I'm wrong, brothers, I'm really wrong, stop pulling out my leg hair, damn, you're human, how can you do this kind of torture, what should I do if you pull out my folliculitis? Oh! Damn it! I'm going to die!"

In the Art Building, Bai Bufan, who was restrained by Lin Li, took a deep breath and begged for mercy in despair.

The addition of Lin Li to the chasing game is no different from frying fish.

Lin Li ran like a freak, and the sense of oppression was overwhelming.

That day, Bai Bufan recalled the fear of being dominated by Lin Li.

"Pulling them out one by one is still too slow. I'll go find some tape." Qin Zeyu stood up and said.

"It's in the lower drawer of Bufan's drawer. Go and get it. This way, Bufan will give you an explanation." Lin Li nodded.

"Hey, hey, it's not that serious," Bai Bufan couldn't hold it in any longer and said with a flattering smile, "Zeyu, I'll pay for the replacement card. Give me your phone."

Qin Zeyu looked at Bai Bufan, but he didn't plan to continue to torture him, so he directly quoted the price: "Three meals."

"Get lost, I won't agree. I'm giving you face by swiping your card, but you still have to pay for three meals. Zeyu, go eat shit."

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

——The person who said this was Lin Li who had locked himself behind him.

"Your mother! Lin Li, don't answer for me! Promise! I promise!"

Having failed to add fuel to the fire, Lin Li sighed and let Bai Bufan go.

Bai Bufan, who finally regained his freedom, stretched and rubbed his calf which still felt a little painful. Then he took out a meal card from his pocket and handed it to Qin Zeyu.

"What's the use of returning it to me now? I have already applied for a new card." Qin Zeyu glanced at Bai Bufan.

——After the new meal card of Nansang Middle School is issued, the old card will be automatically deactivated.

"Zeyu, I'm actually doing this for your own good. I did this for a purpose, but you just couldn't listen to my explanation."

Bai Bufan sighed, looking somewhat disappointed:

"I was following you, and after I saw you drop your meal card, I realized this problem: What if a bad woman picked up the meal card and wanted to use it secretly?"

"Although there are surveillance cameras in cafeterias and supermarkets, as long as you are careful, there are still many ways to consume without revealing your identity."

"I felt very uncomfortable when I thought about this situation, so I took your meal card away to prevent it from being picked up and used by a bad woman."

"As for the results, look at me. Did I help you avoid this situation?"

Bai Bufan spoke very seriously and sincerely.

Qin Zeyu laughed angrily.

Because you are worried about encountering a beast, you might as well become the beast. This way it is no longer a matter of probability and there is no point in worrying, right?

I have indeed never met any bad women, because all their paths have been blocked.

"Don't worry, I haven't finished yet." Seeing Qin Zeyu's eyes fixed on his legs again, Bai Bufan quickly quickened his speech:
“Now, you don’t need to worry about that risk.”

"You just need to drop the old card at the entrance of the girls' dormitory. With the new card, your normal life will not be affected at all. And if you meet a bad woman, the old card will not be usable by her."

"The last piece of the puzzle has been completed, and the plan has become truly perfect! You won't have anything to lose."

Qin Zeyu narrowed his eyes.

So...it seems to be true?

"Even more, Zeyu, you can get a few hundred or a few thousand meal cards and throw them all in front of the girls' dormitory. In this way, the original low-probability event becomes a high-probability event. I think you will definitely be able to catch a beautiful and kind-hearted girl baby!"

"How can I make up for this?"

"You are being superficial! Zeyu, think about it, we don't really need a meal card anyway, so why bother to reissue it at a high price? Can't we just make a copy ourselves?
After making the copies, we hired the girls in the class to help us stuff six of your meal cards under the door of each girls' dormitory.

Zeyu, don't worry about having no friends on the road ahead, because who in the world doesn't know you?

When we become bigger and stronger, we can just put your meal card into the girls' dormitory of other schools. By then, let alone love, I think you will have enough money to start a harem!"

Bai Bufan became more and more excited as he spoke, and had already begun to imagine the future.

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

Is this still a meal card?
Why does it feel like Qin Zeyu’s meal card has turned into a small street card?

Is it, is it an illusion?
But Qin Zeyu's eyes lit up slightly: "Bufan, maybe you really are doing this for my own good?"

After hearing Qin Zeyu's answer, Lin Li suddenly calmed down. His heart was as calm as a well, and there was a gentle smile on his face, and a little guilt.

It's obvious that the one with the problem in thinking among the three is me.

"Of course, brothers don't harm each other!" Bai Bufan nodded heavily.

"Okay! Elbow!"

"Where to go?"

“Lose your meal card!”

"No problem! Elbow!"

Lin Li watched Qin Zeyu and Bai Bufan walk away arm in arm, nodded, his eyes slightly kind.

Grade 1, Class 4.

already……

Totally screwed.

In this regard, Bai Bufan made an indelible secondary contribution.

That would be great if we could all stay together for three years. Lin Li really wants to stay with everyone and Xue Jian for the full three years of high school.

Unfortunately, class division is inevitable.

With such emotion, Lin Li walked towards the classroom humming a song: "The melancholy of that day, the melancholy~ The loneliness of that day, the loneliness~"

Those who have never eaten shit can listen to this song, the Chinese version of "lemon" by Times Youth League.

Lin Li likes Akaashi, so he hums occasionally recently.

Adaptation is not random editing, parody is not nonsense, lemon in Chinese means lemon, and the Chinese lyrics are very lemony, which is good.

Of course, if Kenshi Yonezu really wrote such excellent lyrics one day, Lin Li felt that he should take the initiative to hold a concert on the national highway himself.

Arrive at the classroom.

There are still those few people in the classroom.

Wang Yuezhi is spraying Yunnan Baiyao on his knees.

After seeing this scene, Lin Li thought about it, and when he passed by Wang Yuezhi, he stopped and asked: "Wang Yuezhi, are you willing to let me touch your legs?"

"..."

The classroom was silent at first.

then.

Wang Yuezhi raised his head suddenly: "Ah?"

After Lin Li appeared at the door of the classroom, he propped his chin with one hand and looked at Chen Yuying, his eyes slightly open: "Hmm?"

"Don't disgust me, Lin Li!"

Coming to his senses, Wang Yuezhi shrank back in fear, holding his legs.

Although Wang Yuezhi from Class 4 of Grade 1 did not participate in the Nantong Culture event, he must have heard of it since they were in the same class. However, he never expected that one day this news would blow upon him.

Brother, the fragrant wind finally blows on me.

"I can give a little massage, which can make the injured area feel more comfortable." Lin Li explained.

Lin Li really had no ill intentions. He just saw that Wang Yuezhi's leg had not healed yet, and thought that after all, this injury was somewhat related to himself. Now it was noon and it was time for brothers, so he planned to use [Heal] to make Wang Yuezhi recover faster.

“No, no, no—” Wang Yuezhi waved his hands repeatedly.

"Forget it." Lin Li did not force it and returned to his seat.

"Squad leader, why are you looking at me like that? Have I become more handsome again?" Noticing that Chen Yuying had been staring at him, Lin Li reached out and grabbed a handful of her hair and stroked it, while asking with a smile.

Chen Yuying stared at Lin Li.

I don’t know whether he has become more handsome, but it is true that he has become a pervert.

"Shameless~" Chen Yuying complained softly, unable to suppress her curiosity: "Lin Li, why did Qin Zeyu chase Bai Bufan just now? You were out for so long, what happened? Can you tell me this time?"

"It's okay this time." Lin Li nodded.

Because he thought Chen Yuying would be curious after she came back, Lin Li had just asked Bai Bufan and Qin Zeyu in advance.

The two of them didn't mind because they admired and recognized Lin Li's personality and fists.

Anyway, as long as I emphasize it myself, Chen Yuying will definitely not use it as a loudspeaker to spread it.

"..."

“…So, if you find someone secretly putting something under your dormitory room someday, don’t panic. Maybe it’s just Zeyu’s meal card.” Lin Li finished the story.

Chen Yuying rested her chin on the crook of her arm on the table, listening to Lin Li's description, her body trembling with laughter.

"Is this true? They wouldn't really do that, would they?"

There was no need to panic. Chen Yuying couldn't help laughing just by imagining the scene of Qin Zeyu's six meal cards being stuffed into the crack of the dormitory door.

Chen Yuying also thought of Xue Jian, who had a gloomy face after learning the truth.

——Then I wanted to laugh even more.

"Of course it's just talk." Lin Li immediately said with a smile.

But then Lin Li's smile faded a little, he thought about it, and corrected his answer: "It should be just talk." After all, this is Class 4 of Grade 1. They can easily do things that other classes can't do. They are a class that can create miracles, so there is no need to be so definite.

"How on earth do you come up with these things?" After laughing enough, Chen Yuying sighed.

"Talent and sweat, both are indispensable, but mainly sweat."

"cut."

The lunch break bell officially rang, and the two stopped talking and started studying.

Lin Li continued to prepare for the competition and do example questions in advance on the PPTs that were handed out on Sunday night.

After a while, his right leg was touched, but Lin Li didn't pay any attention and just continued to do the questions.

Then he touched her again, and this time he touched her a little harder.

It seemed that it was not an accidental encounter, so Lin Li turned his head and looked at Chen Yuying.

Chen Yuying was supporting her cheek with her right hand and looking at Lin Li.

"What's the matter?" Lin Li asked in a gentle voice.

Chen Yuying didn't say anything, just glanced down.

Lin Li then leaned back in his chair, stretched himself, and saw the scene under the table.

Although she wore school pants at school, Chen Yuying's usual sitting posture was no different from when she was wearing a skirt. She would put her clothes together and sit sideways, which was very elegant and proper.

But at this moment, Chen Yuying's knees, which were originally together, slightly separated, and her left leg moved half an inch towards herself along the inside of the desk. That was how she touched herself just now.

The fabric of her school pants, which had been adjusted to fit her better, tightened slightly with this movement, revealing her slender and round curves.

"What's the matter?" Lin Li asked again.

He really didn't understand what Chen Yuying meant now.

Chen Yuying's ears turned slightly red. She gave up supporting her cheek with one hand and started looking at the competition PPT in front of her.

Then came the faint sound of mosquitoes and flies——

"Let me touch you."

"After touching someone else's legs, don't be so eager to touch them~"

"You even want to touch Wang Yuezhi. You...really something."

Lin Li: “Ah?”

Lin Li: “Hey!”

Lin Li: “OVO!!!”

When Lin Li finally figured out the logic, he could hardly hold back his laughter.

Baby, I really didn't mean to hint at you just now.

It’s simply because I can’t heal Wang Yuezhi’s emotional wounds, so I want to heal his physical wounds.

I'm really not in heat.

But it is impossible for Lin Li to say this now.

Looking at Chen Yuying who didn't dare to look him in the eye, Lin Li smiled even more.

By the way, in order to protect his good friend Wang Yuezhi from being touched by the evil Lin Li, he chose to sacrifice himself to be touched by Lin Li.

Why does Lin Li feel that... this plot is a bit like what is in the book?
Oh no, I’ve become yellow-haired again!

but.

Arigato, Wang Yuezhisang!
……

"Wang Yuezhi, thank you!"

When the lunch break was over, Chen Yuying packed up and returned to her seat. She then went out with her cup to get some water. Then Lin Li stood up and sincerely thanked Wang Yuezhi.

The lunch trio is indispensable.

Wang Yuezhi: “?”

What's wrong with Lin Li again?

Actually, from a physical point of view, lunch was not that enjoyable.

After all, her legs were not bare and she was wearing school pants, so the touch was greatly reduced.

Moreover, Chen Yuying was still in a very shy stage. Lin Li felt that if he went a little too far - for example, doing an epic lunge, the girl's calf would probably kick him in the face the next second.

So, in fact, Lin Li did not do anything excessive at noon, and even the real touching was actually very rare. It was mostly pinching and patting, with occasional massage and beating.

So far, they are all very light.

So it feels just so-so, not something that makes people love it or that is simply superb.

But from a spiritual point of view, this kind of comfort and ease makes Lin Li happy.

Joy, what a tax evasion!
When he encountered difficult questions that required thinking, when he was tired of studying, or simply wanted to touch, Lin Li would put one or both hands on Chen Yuying's thigh.

Pinch, hammer, and pat.

Most of the time, Lin Li's eyes were still on the table.

But all of a sudden I felt my soul was purified.

And there is a kind of happiness that Chen Yuying really belongs to herself.

Chen Yuying seemed nervous at first, and would react every time Lin Li's hand touched her. Lin Li could even feel her body trembling slightly.

But when she realized that Lin Li had no intention of doing anything excessive or abnormal, Chen Yuying relaxed and let Lin Li do what he wanted.

But there was one time when Lin Li hammered her for too long, and Chen Yuying couldn't help asking him what he was doing. After learning that he was making "hand-made pork balls", she retaliated by sitting in the aisle to the right for five minutes and not letting Lin Li touch her.

But that was the only resistance at noon.

As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning, difficult in the middle, and even more difficult at the end.

Today he can touch his pants, tomorrow he can touch his legs, and the day after tomorrow he can touch somewhere else, Lin Li doesn’t even dare to think about it.

Coward, just dare to think about it!
All this is thanks to Wang Yuezhi.

So Lin Li decided that if Wang Yuezhi didn't come to his wedding, Bai Bufan would not be allowed to sit at the table for dinner.

This is a story for later. It has been too long since he was treated as the guest of honor at the wedding, and now Lin Li has to repay Wang Yuezhi, so his leg must be treated today.

and so--

"Come on, Yuezhi, touch your legs for me! I must give you this massage today!" Lin Li rolled up his sleeves and walked towards Wang Yuezhi.

Although he had just promised Chen Yuying that he would not take action against Wang Yuezhi.

But friends who often read the book know that the yellow-haired people in the book are always untrustworthy and fickle. After eating what is in the bowl, they still have to eat what is in the pot!

Basically, the first part is the female lead, the second part is the second female lead, and the third part is the first and second female leads.

Looking at Lin Li approaching, Wang Yuezhi was confused.

"No, you are sick, Lin Li?"

"Don't come over! Don't come over!"

"Why are you lifting my pants? You're really touching me! You rascal! Someone is being a rascal! Help! Help!"

Wang Yuezhi was no match for Lin Li and soon fell into Lin Li's clutches.

The two of them suddenly didn't know what the world was, and discordant sounds were heard openly in the classroom.

There were indeed more than just the two of them in the classroom, and more people were coming in one after another. However, after hearing Wang Yuezhi's cry for help, the people at the scene looked at the two of them.

Gone.

Yes, um, that’s right, now Lin Li is strengthening Wang Yuezhi, and then what.

So what? So what? So what?

Isn't this a very normal thing?

This is what Class 4 of Grade 1 is like.

It may sound exaggerated to people from other classes, but for Class 4 of Grade 1, this is just a daily routine.

When you hear a sound, the first thing you look at is instinct.

The second glance was because usually it was either the people in the back row who were standing strong, or it was others who were standing strong. Wang Yuezhi was a new character and it was rare for him to participate in the boys' impart, so he took another look to show respect.

"It's done~"

Lin Li clapped his hands and stood up:
"Wang Yuezhi, feel your legs, are they feeling better now?"

Wang Yuezhi, who was already humiliated and desperate, moved his injured left leg after hearing this, and was surprised to find that the obvious pain after moving it had disappeared.

Seems really good?
Wang Yuezhi sat up in shock, not even bothering to care about his messy clothes. He lowered his head and patted his calves with a look of disbelief.

"You really can?" Wang Yuezhi raised his head and looked at Lin Li.

"I, Lin Li, never lie. Always, always. Occasionally, often, never occasionally. Heaven and earth can bear witness to this." Lin Li nodded slightly with pride.

Wang Yuezhi took a deep breath, thought again and again, and finally spoke in a low voice with difficulty: "...Thank you."

"No need, I said, I should be the one thanking you." Lin Li waved his hand.

"Why?" Wang Yuezhi wondered.

"It's not appropriate for me to tell you the reason..."

This told Wang Yuezhi that this was a bit murderous, so Lin Li immediately waved his hand and said politely.

"Tell me," Wang Yuezhi took a deep breath and nodded firmly: "I don't want to have an unclear relationship with you. If you don't tell me, I will assume that I still owe you a favor."

"Fine……"

Lin Li nodded. Our good brothers at noon have clear likes and dislikes, so we have no choice but to say it.

"It's noon..."

……

Fuck your mother.

Who the hell told you to tell me TAT.

Lin Li, if I break my legs again after you massaged them, can you return all the microorganisms that you removed from the squad leader's pants?

Woo woo woo TAT.

Do you two look a bit like students at noon?
The classroom is not a bedroom. It is a place to learn serious knowledge, not physiological knowledge TAT woooo.

Feeling the urge, Wang Yuezhi stood up and walked out of the classroom.

His legs were clearly healed, but he still walked unsteadily.

Administration building, administration building.

A clean, tidy, non-clogged and non-stinky toilet, wait for me!
(End of this chapter)