Chapter 350: Is there nothing left to watch after the 8th season of this bad drama? I don’t think so
Chapter 350: Is there nothing left to watch after the lousy eighth season? I don’t think so
Wang Yuezhi stayed in the toilet for a long time and never came back.
This is not a good sign.
Lin Li felt that Wang Yuezhi might have become a junior student.
After all, your feet will go numb if you squat in the toilet for too long.
But this cannot be blamed on Lin Li. After all, Lin Li had no intention to kill. It was Wang Yuezhi who took out Lin Li's gun and stuffed it into his mouth and signaled to fire.
He wanted to die, and Lin Li was helpless.
"It seems like you had a pretty good sleep at noon." After returning to his seat, Lin Li smiled as he looked at the marks on Bai Bufan's face that had not completely disappeared.
"Not bad," Bai Bufan nodded after hearing this, and sighed with a slightly satisfied look: "Baowei didn't sleep at noon today, but we brothers slept comfortably."
"Lin Li, I have to suspect that Earth Online has a sleeping server. We can't sleep because the server is full and we need to wait in line for people to log out.
It was precisely because Baowei did not log into the server at noon today that he freed up space for the other five of us, and that allowed us to sleep so soundly. The logic was self-consistent. "
"One against five? That's reasonable." Lin Li nodded.
Waking up in the middle of the night is obviously because the server detected that the user had abnormal behavior (nightmare) and kicked the user out of the server.
But Lin Li asked curiously: "Why doesn't Baowei sleep?"
"Him? He was reading a book while we were taking a nap. He said he was going to beat us to death." Bai Bufan yawned and replied.
"What book are you reading?"
Lin Li was somewhat surprised to see that Bai Bufan could still be so calm.
"The Road Roller Driving Manual." Zhou Baowei next to him answered directly for Bai Bufan.
"..."
"Grass."
Lin Li couldn't help but point and say: "What kind of competition is this? It's a bit too competitive."
No wonder Bai Bufan was so calm, it turned out that Baowei simply wanted to murder his roommate. That was nothing to worry about, as long as he didn't study secretly behind his roommate's back.
There were still candy wrappers left over from lunch in the drawer, so Lin Li stood up to throw away the trash.
When he came back from the back door, Lin Li looked slightly surprised, and there was an extra meal card in his hand.
After entering the door, he shook it at Qin Zeyu and said, "Tsk, Zeyu, your meal card was really picked up by a girl."
"Who?" Qin Zeyu didn't expect the feedback to be so timely. He turned his head at the same time as Bai Bufan and looked at Lin Li expectantly and asked.
"Well, she's an acquaintance... Yao Qiaoqiao." Lin Li shrugged and gave the answer.
Lin Li, who was throwing away garbage just now, happened to see Yao Qiaoqiao appear at the stairs, and then the other party gave the meal card to Lin Li and asked him to pass it on.
Hearing this name, Chen Tianming raised his head suddenly.
What happened?
As for Bai Bufan and Qin Zeyu, they looked at each other and fell silent.
Lin Li came over and placed the unusable meal card on Qin Zeyu's desk, then asked, "Zeyu, do you have anything to say?"
Qin Zeyu shook his head.
Lin Li nodded and understood.
What do you understand?
——Let’s review, Qin Zeyu said at noon that if a girl picked up a meal card, he would only have two reactions, one is thank you, the other is thank you in silence.
Shoot.
Lin Li: "If you don't say anything, then you just want to take advantage of Yao Qiaoqiao. Okay, I'll go and arrange a meal for you as a token of my gratitude. I wish you success, Zeyu."
Qin Zeyu, Bai Bufan: “?”
Chen Tianming: "(へ╬)!"
"Zeyu! What do you mean!" Chen Tianming stood up and walked towards Lin Li with his eyes wide open.
"Wait! Tianming! These words came from Lin Li's mouth, and you believe it?" Qin Zeyu emphasized quickly.
“Oh, that’s right.” Chen Tianming calmed down and raised his middle finger towards Lin Li: “Idiot.”
Then Chen Tianming came closer and asked Qin Zeyu in a low voice: "Zeyu, where did you lose your lunch card? How could it be such a coincidence?"
——Although Chen Tianming was not in the corridor yesterday morning, he was in the watchdog position and could clearly hear the conversation between the brothers. He also knew Bai Bufan’s genius suggestion.
Now, he was also somewhat moved.
"Tianming, do you want to join our meal card throwing team?" There was light in Bai Bufan's eyes.
The three of them began to whisper to each other, and no one paid any attention to Lin Li who was trying to add fuel to the fire.
Qin Zeyu was not going to give up either. After all, what happened to Yao Qiaoqiao just now proved that Bai Bufan's method was unexpectedly feasible.
"Bufan, how do you think I can restore my reputation in the class?" After the preparatory bell rang and the three of them finished their discussion, Lin Li asked Bai Bufan dejectedly.
No one believed what he said, and it became increasingly difficult to add fuel to the fire.
"This is relatively simple, right? Just let the monitor wear a pair of black stockings under his school pants?" Bai Bufan answered immediately.
Lin Li: "?"
Oh my god, you are a miracle doctor.
But Lin Li didn't say anything. He looked up and around the classroom. After making sure that the teacher hadn't arrived yet, he patted Bai Bufan and took out his cell phone without saying a word.
Bai Bufan sat up straight to help Lin Li block the phone, and at the same time cast a curious look at him.
Lin Li pointed to three softwares on the mobile software store.
DingTalk, Weibo, and TikTok.
Bai Bufan: “?”
Your mother.
Grass.
"Then shouldn't you be pointing at this?" Bai Bufan pointed to the "photo album".
"Bai Bufan, could you please stop being so mean? It's disgusting."
Bai Bufan: “?”
……
"Remember to do the exercises for each lesson. On Thursday morning, the class representative will collect them and send them to the office. Okay, get out of class dismissed."
The bell rang, and the history teacher assigned homework and left the classroom with the lesson plan.
The class suddenly became noisy and everyone started moving books or tables.
It's time to do a thorough cleaning.
Most of those who do not need to participate in this spring cleaning will choose to move their tables and chairs out before leaving.
Class 4 is at the edge of the floor, close to the elevated corridor, which is quite convenient because the desks and chairs can be moved directly to the elevated corridor and do not need to be piled up in the classroom.
If they are piled up in the classroom, we can only deal with one side first, then move them to the other side and then deal with the other side.
In fact, moving things this way is not tiring, and is even easier than moving them to the corridor. But the more annoying thing is that when moving or even just shaking, there is a risk that textbooks and other sundries will fall out of the drawer.
When doing a general cleaning, you definitely have to mop the floor, and it would be very annoying if books get stained with water, and stains are not a good thing.
But there is no such risk at all on the elevated corridor.
Lin Li stood up and put some extra textbooks on the table into the locker at the back and locked it - not to protect anyone, the locker was movable and might be opened if it was not locked when cleaning the corner.
Well, actually we can also prevent the birth of Class 4.
"What are you still writing? Get up and move the table." After putting the things down, Lin Li was a little surprised to see Bai Bufan still writing furiously at the desk.
"Wait a minute! Wait a minute!" Bai Bufan didn't even raise his head, but there was some excitement in his voice, and his pen wrote faster:
"Anyway, our table will be placed in the corridor for people to step on, and we don't have to fight for a seat, so why rush?"
During the school cleaning, the tall boys had the following priorities: cleaning the fans, windows, and sweeping the spider webs...
The task assigned to Lin Li and Bai Bufan was to cover the outside wall paintings with white paint.
Do this work during the general cleaning. Even if the white paint drips to the wrong place, you can deal with it immediately without having to go through the trouble of picking it out afterwards.
And to apply paint one naturally has to step on the table, and the two of them wanted to step on others', but the others probably wouldn't be willing to do so.
"I'm about to figure out the formula!" Bai Bufan only had paper and pen in his eyes at this moment, feeling excited and nervous.
Lin Li looked calm.
Remember, the last time Bai Bufan entered this zone state of learning, he proved that the Pythagorean theorem was wrong, and that it was a lower-head theorem that relied on despicable means to get to the top.
What's more, we just had a history class and this guy was calculating the formula for his dam.
Could it be that the calculation is the summation formula?
Historical summation formula: cession of territory + payment of indemnity.
This formula was officially established during the Northern Song Dynasty, and was thoroughly developed and promoted after it was internationally tested and recognized during the Qing Dynasty.
"Oh! I passed! I passed!" Bai Bufan and Fan Jin passed the imperial examination and laughed wildly.
"What did you figure out?" Lin Li stepped forward curiously.
Although Lin Li knew that Bai Bufan had calculated the Gou Shi, but then again, how could the Red Stone King resist the temptation of the Red Stone?
"Stinky equation!" Bai Bufan was in urgent need of sharing at this moment, so he immediately showed Lin Li the paper he had just written.
There is only one line above:
「114514^（114^（5-1-4））=114514」。
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Wow, what a stinky number, that’s really a stinky equation.
Lin Li had reason to suspect that Bai Bufan was the kind of person who would write the chemical formula of ozone as O114514.
"Lin Li, what do you think?" Bai Bufan took another look at the equation, his eyes full of admiration, "A small step for me, a giant leap for mankind."
"Bufan, have you ever watched the web drama "Genius J"? The core of it is about a life formula." Lin Li thought for a while and began to comment.
Life formula: Calculate the scores of wisdom, physique, appearance, wealth and love. If the total exceeds 100 or is less than 60, the person will die immediately. The longest lifespan is when the total is 75.
The values are calculated on a floating basis. In the drama, after a family with high IQ learns the formula, they prohibit their descendants from exercising, owning assets, and other means to control the scores to prolong their lifespan.
The idea was fine, and it could be fun to read it, but Lin Li's purpose in bringing this up was not to explain the plot. He just smiled and continued:
"And you, my friend, are extraordinary. The stench equation you invented is also very valuable. I have decided that when the show reaches its eighth season, I will fund it and recommend you to be the lead actor."
"Get lost." Bai Bufan cursed with a smile.
I only started filming the eighth season myself, wasn't it "Genius J8"?
That's too low.
I think it would be better to let him shoot the tenth season, "Genius J10". After all, Bai Bufan never thought that J10 could be so happy - not only could he go abroad at public expense, but he also had a chance encounter with a French mare and masturbated passionately. I envy J10.
"OK, let's move."
Bai Bufan tore off the page of paper, crumpled it into a ball and threw it into the drawer. Then he stood up, packed up his things, and moved the tables and chairs to the corridor with Lin Li.
Lin Li stepped on the table - he was stepping on Bai Bufan's, and he felt sad for stepping on his own.
You can stand up and push hard on other people’s tables.
He first wiped off the dust accumulated on the surface of the wall painting with a dry cloth.
Bai Bufan took off the sealing strip of the paint bucket that he bought with class funds and pried open the lid.
"Damn, that's a lot of comics." Looking at the thick white latex paint inside, Bai Bufan's first words were not comments that a human would make.
He picked up the holy sword that Lin Li brought back from the autumn outing and began to stir it, dyeing it at the same time.
Then Bai Bufan frowned slightly, stopped his action, and waved to Bao Wei who was standing beside him: "Bao Wei, come here and smell it."
Zhou Baowei walked over and bent down to smell it, then looked a little surprised: "It's just the smell of paint, what's wrong?"
Bai Bufan: "Nothing, I just let you inhale some formaldehyde. I feel uncomfortable when I think about how selfish I was just to let myself inhale it."
Zhou Baowei: “?”
Bai Bufan: "By the way, Baowei, you have big nostrils and you sniff a lot. You sniffed away all the formaldehyde that should have belonged to other students. Remember to pay more class fees next time, otherwise I will gather the strength of the whole class to kick you out."
Zhou Baowei: “?”
Zhou Baowei smiled.
If Marshal Tianpeng doesn't get angry, do you think I'm Peppa Pig?
"Your mother! Your mother! Your mother!"
Every "your mother" was accompanied by a jump from Zhou Baowei and a huge slap on Bai Bufan's back.
The earth felt a noticeable tremor.
Zhou Baowei shouldn't have been so angry, but Bai Bufan's words just now brought back bad memories.
——In the summer, Bai Bufan also asked for an extra fee for air conditioning in the dormitory on the grounds that he had big nostrils.
It is worth mentioning that Tianming, Zeyu and others all felt that “Oh my god, what Brother Bufan said makes sense this time” and agreed.
Because Zhou Bao refused Duo A's offer of money, his five roommates wanted to kick him out, but since they couldn't push or carry him, the matter ended up in nothing.
But this time, if the whole class tries to catch up with me, maybe I can really...
So Zhou Baowei, feeling a sense of crisis, decided to settle both new and old grudges together.
As a result, as soon as Xue Jian walked out of the stairs, he saw the front of his classroom was in a state of panic.
The head teacher had to be given some respect, so Zhou Bao finished with the last slap: "Bufan! Your mother is in good health!"
Bai Bufan: "I'm healthy. Thank you for your concern."
"Be careful." Xue Jian didn't pay any attention to the fight, but just reminded Lin Li who was standing on the table.
“Don’t worry, teacher.” Lin Li nodded and patted his chest: “I’m standing very steadily, and if I fall, I will definitely step on Bufan, I will be fine.”
"I'm talking about the table. Don't step on it and break it. It's class property." Xue Jian said calmly and walked into the classroom.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei were overjoyed.
Coming from Old Jiantou's mouth, these words were a hundred times more aggressive than coming from the other two.
"Why do I feel that Mr. Jiantou is becoming more and more aggressive? He was not like this at all at the beginning of the school year. How could he say something so unethical of a teacher?" Lin Li lowered his voice and looked depressed as he discussed with Bai Bufan.
"I also discovered it, but I don't know. I have no clue and can't find the reason at all." Bai Bufan also felt the same way.
Why did I get so scared by Xue Jian's seriousness that I said to the old man, "Old thing, let me help you carry it"?
Zhou Baowei couldn't help but point at the two of them.
If you don't have a mirror or urine, you can lend them some.
Hiss... I don't need to take a photo myself, right?
But Xue Jian was just here to take a look. He had no intention of participating in the general cleaning. He stayed in the classroom for less than a minute before going back to the corridor to remind Lin Li and others not to mess around.
After Lin Li and Bai Bufan gave repeated assurances, they left.
When the paint was almost mixed, Bai Bufan moved Lin Li's desk over to align it with his own desk, then went up and stood next to Lin Li.
——In theory, it would be faster for two people to paint two walls at the same time, but there is only one bucket of paint, so there is no need to divide it into two buckets.
Putting on aprons, the two began to paint.
"How about an exciting game of Go?" Lin Li first used a roller to roll out a white grid on the wall, and then looked at Bai Bufan.
"It's all white paint, how can this be done?"
"Hollow circles and solid circles."
"Okay, it just so happens that I just learned the Underpants Formation recently, and the blogger who taught me said that this formation is invincible after it is formed." Bai Bufan accepted the challenge, very confidently.
"I'll get off here."
"Then I'll get down here."
"I'll get off here."
"No, Lin Li, you can't go down here."
"why."
"Because I want to set up the pants formation. If you set up here, my pants formation will not be formed. Only I can set up." Bai Bufan explained seriously, and then used white paint to paint the hollow circles in the forest into his own solid circle. "Okay, it's your turn."
Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
Then this formation is indeed invincible.
This underpants formation reminded Lin Li of Zhou Tai's Unyielding skill in the Three Kingdoms Killing (unofficial history version): after you are killed in battle, you can stubbornly say that you are not dead and refuse to leave.
Bai Bufan won the game of Gobang.
The two people began to paint seriously, and they could paint the area divided by the Gobang grid from top to bottom.
“Hi shua shua~Hi shua shua~Oh! Oh!”
"I am a painter, I am good at painting~"
The two people sang different songs and "picked up their pens and wrote" to the rhythm of their own songs.
To be honest, watching the grids being filled with white one by one is quite relaxing and refreshing.
Tell the cow hoof repairman and carpet cleaner that he has something to do tonight and can't come over for the time being.
Wang Ze, who was passing by, saw the two people painting and felt a little itchy, so he patted Lin Li's calf. After the two people lowered their heads to look at him, he spoke:
"Lin Li, this looks like fun. Can you let me try it?"
"Ah?" Lin Li was a little surprised when he heard that. He looked at the wall, then at Wang Ze: "Are you sure you want to try it?"
"Hmm!" Wang Ze didn't know what to be sure of.
"Okay." Lin Li extended the roller towards Wang Ze.
Wang Ze also reached out to take it.
Paji~
Pull.
The entire back of Wang Ze's hand was painted white.
Wang Ze: “?”
Bai Bufan squatted down upon seeing this: "Wang Ze, do you want to try again?"
Later, Bai Bufan saw that Wang Ze was still staring at the back of his hand without saying anything, so he took his silence as his consent.
and so--
Paji~
Pull.
Wang Ze's entire palm was painted white.
Wang Ze: “(；☉_☉)!?”
"Oh my god! What are you two doing?!" When Wang Ze realized what was happening belatedly, he questioned them angrily.
Lin Li looked innocent and spread his hands. "LeBron James, it has nothing to do with me." "Wang Ze, didn't you say you wanted to try it? I asked you twice. I only applied it after you confirmed it. Now you blame me."
Wang Ze: “?”
"No! No! No!"
For a moment, Wang Ze felt that he had lost the ability to speak.
"Wow! I mean I want to try painting, not being painted!!"
Wang Ze wanted to hold his head and roar, but he reacted the next second, and suddenly broke free from the white right hand, saying ferociously.
“Oh——” Lin Li nodded in a long tone, then looked at Wang Ze with a face full of reproach: “Explain it clearly next time. Who will understand what you mean if you do this?”
"Your way of understanding is abnormal, bastards!"
Wang Ze laughed in anger. He realized that Lin Li was being so mean. After exhaling a few times, he sneered at the two of them.
"Lin Li, Bu Fan, someone told me that the only difference between "shit" and "human beings" is that "shit" has more skills than "human beings". I used to scoff at this, but today, I found it to be true. "
Lin Li suppressed the smile that came from being scolded, and with a calm face, he did not respond to Wang Ze, but looked at Bai Bufan first: "Bufan, are you human?"
"No, I'm a dog. Lin Li, are you a human?" Bai Bufan immediately understood and answered calmly.
"Neither am I. I was born."
"I say, who among the decent creatures considers humans?"
"Can humans be decent creatures?"
"Oh, lowly."
After the conversation on the World Heritage application ended, the two people turned their heads and stared at Wang Ze tacitly.
Then, Lin Li took action first.
Paji~
Pull.
Bai Bufan followed closely behind.
Paji~
Pull.
So Wang Ze, whose other hand was also completely white on both sides, said: "..."
Eh? No?
(End of this chapter)