Chapter 351: Lin Li, Lin Li, Lin Li, and Lin Li, why is he so bad!

Chapter 351: Lin Li, Lin Li, Lin Li, and Lin Li, why is he so bad!

Chapter 351: Lin Li, Lin Li, Lin Li, and Lin Li, why is he so bad!

So at this time, he directly denied that he was a human being, but was just a dog or an animal?
Your mother.

These two Bs are simply an invincible three-dimensional defense!

“Haha, haha, hahahahaha!”

Wang Ze looked at his pale hands, first chuckled, then laughed like a black magic fairy.

Sometimes laughing is not a courtesy, but a warning.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan, who felt that Wang Ze was about to "Gunara, the God of Darkness, Woohoo, Black Devil Transformation", had already carefully got down from the table.

——This way it will be easier for you to run later.

And he pointed the roller towards Wang Ze, ready to fight.

Wang Ze, who originally wanted to do something, looked at the roller brush, thought about it, and decided to give up.

The only one who can deal with the brush is Hu Tutu, I am not very good at it.

The two of them also had aprons to protect themselves from splashes, so the only ones who would be hurt would probably be themselves and their clothes.

It would be difficult to wash hands after the paint dried, so Wang Ze turned and walked towards the toilet.

But he couldn't show weakness like that, so he turned around and left a harsh message:

"Bufan, I have no right to interfere with Lin Li's decision to stay at the hotel, but you, remember to close your eyes when you go to bed at night, otherwise, hehe——"

“Shouldn’t they tell me to ‘remember to open my eyes’ and stand guard?” Seeing that the war was not imminent, Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief, and then curiously cast aside his doubts.

Wang Ze turned around, walked backwards, and smiled at Bai Bufan:
"The eyes I'm talking about are not the eyes of your eyes."

"I don't understand whether to stand guard or not, but I do understand one thing: from now on, when the wind blows, your butt can whistle."

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

"Fuck!" Bai Bufan covered his buttocks in fear. If it was this eye, he really had to close his eyes to be safe. Then he said in a timid tone:

"You don't have our dormitory key, you can't get in. Haha, Wang Ze, we are not afraid of you!"

Zhou Baowei: "He can come in."

Bai Bufan mechanically turned his head and looked at Zhou Baowei: "...Baowei, what do you mean?"

Seeing that Bai Bufan didn't understand, Zhou Baowei smiled and described it in more detail: "Bufan, whether it's your dormitory, or you and Wang Ze, they can all come in."

"Ahhhh baby, you have a sweet and soft little nostril. I was just joking with you. Baowei, your nostrils are the smallest..." Bai Bufan was respectful at first and then politely, which made people laugh when thinking about it.

After coaxing Baowei, the two went to the table and continued painting.

Chen Yuying came out of the classroom, poured the garbage dust in the dustpan into the trash can, then walked over and watched for a while.

"It's still a little light now, and you can still see the base color inside. Just apply another layer after this layer dries." Noticing Chen Yuying approaching, Lin Li glanced at her and introduced his work by the way.

"Okay, but remember to be safe." Chen Yuying nodded with a smile.

"Squad leader, do you want me to pay attention to safety or to the safety of the table under my feet?" Lin Li asked.

"Of course it's you, idiot."

Xue Jian! Look at this! Look at this! This is the answer a human being should give!

Baby, do you want to be a class teacher?
As long as you say the word, I will lead my men to seize Xue Jian's throne!
The head teacher can sit there, so why can’t you?

Forget it, I'd better not be one. Teacher-student love is still too taboo.

Lin Li actually didn’t quite understand why some people liked to commit immoral acts.

The last time Lin Li did something immoral was in a junior high school classroom.

There was an exam on morality and the rule of law the next day, and the whole classroom was filled with a suffocating feeling of immorality.

The examination sections on morality and the rule of law are lengthy, complicated and word-intensive. Without a system, who would like to memorize them?
"I'll go back and continue sweeping the floor." Chen Yuying said when she saw that Lin Li had nothing else to say.

"it is good."

"Of course it's you, you big idiot Lili!" As soon as Chen Yuying left, Bai Bufan lowered his voice and winked.

Lin Li immediately shouted to Chen Yuying, who had not yet entered the classroom, "Class monitor, wait a moment!"

"what happened?"

"Bufan is a little sad because you only care about me and not him. You should care about him too."

"Then Bai Bufan, you should also be careful," Chen Yuying always listened to Lin Li, so she smiled and showed concern.

Bai Bufan: "Thank you, Ban——"

Chen Yuying: "Don't break the table, I need it tomorrow at noon."

——After receiving Lin Li’s gaze and gestures, Chen Yuying knowingly added this sentence before Bai Bufan finished speaking.

Bai Bufan: “…”

Worth.

The squad leaders and their spouse look more and more like each other.

"Squad leader, the table I stepped on was Lin Li's." But because Lin Li was stepping on Bai Bufan's at the beginning, the tables under their feet were indeed switched, so Bai Bufan emphasized.

"Then you have to be even more careful." Chen Yuying didn't need Lin Li's reminder this time.

Bai Bufan stopped talking and just nodded numbly to show that he understood.

He punched Lin Li at the same time.

"Fanfan, you big fool, are you satisfied?" Lin Li winked at Chen Yuying after she returned to the classroom.

Bai Bufan said nothing.

Just sigh.

Bai Bufan was accidentally used as a trap by these two people again. He didn't dare to think about how much fun the relationship between these two people would lose if he died accidentally.

If they have five children in the future, at least one of them should recognize him as his cousin, right?
"Oi, Puss, there seems to be some fun in the next class."

Wang Ze, who had just washed his hands and was carrying a bucket half full of water, gave instructions in a low voice to the boys working in the corridor.

So everyone who was originally chatting incoherently fell silent after hearing what was said, looked in the direction of Class 5 in the corridor, and listened attentively.

"Jiang Xiaoxin, didn't I tell you to wipe this area? Why haven't you started yet?" I saw a boy questioning a girl.

"This water is too dirty, how do I clean it?" The girl pointed at the bucket next to her and frowned in disgust.

"Where is it dirty? I just washed the rag once, and you can still see the bottom of the bucket!"

"Isn't this dirty? It's so dirty, and I can't use it anyway."

"Are you sick? Why are you being so pretentious? You're a princess, and you're just standing there?"

"Why are you cursing..."

"..."

"A straight man versus a little fairy? Quite interesting, and feels a bit hot." Bai Bufan licked the corner of his mouth, his eyes full of anticipation.

"Fight, fight!" Lin Li was even more outspoken.

Fuck your peace and love, so boring, I want to see blood!

"Stop arguing, both of you. It's okay. I'll go get a new bucket." Another boy in the corridor of Class 5 spoke at this time.

"Xiang Tian, ​​if you change the water like this, how many times do you have to carry it?"

"It's okay. For us boys, it's reasonable to do more."

"Six, now that you've said that... Okay, whatever you want." The boy who had just been on the line with the girl didn't want to say more after hearing this. He glanced at the other party, nodded, and walked into the classroom.

"Hey, Xiang Tian, ​​why don't you wipe it and I'll fetch the water." The girl suddenly called out to the boy who was about to leave with the bucket of water.

"Ah? It will be very heavy when the water tank is full. Jiang Xiaoxin, can you carry it?" The boy stopped and looked back, surprised.

"I probably can't lift it by myself, but Wenwen and I can go together. Isn't that enough for two people? You can also be responsible for the guardrail and the drain. It will be convenient for you to clean them together." The girl pulled another girl and gestured.

"Yes, yes." Zhou Wenwen also agreed.

"Ah..." The boy scratched his head, a little hesitant.

"Oh, just consider it as helping us."

The boy nodded: "Okay, okay."

So, the two rags were handed to the boy, and the two girls carried buckets, talked and laughed, and walked slowly towards the toilet.

"Uu——"

"It's boring. Why is there a turtle man here?"

Class Four gave a lot of negative reviews on this plot, and many of them shook their heads, feeling disappointed.

"Lin Li, I suddenly realized that the girls in our Class 4 seem to be quite normal, without even a single fairy. What a pity, we can't go against each other."

One wall painting had already been covered. Bai Bufan followed Lin Li and jumped off the table, sighing as he moved.

"Old Jiantou has provoked you, do you want him to die?" Hearing this, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan in surprise, "Leave him some chance to live."

Bai Bufan was stunned for a moment, and then he couldn't hold it anymore.

If this really happened, it would seem a bit cruel to Xue Jian.

"He has used up all his luck to meet a group of us boys. He really doesn't have this blessing."

"It makes sense."

Before the food was served, Lin Li suddenly opened the window of Class 4's classroom, looked inside, and looked around: "Are there bugs?"

"Ah? I just sighed so quietly, could you hear it from outside?"

In the classroom, Chen Tianming, who was also standing on the table cleaning the electric fan, looked at Lin Li in surprise when he saw this.

Then Chen Tianming nodded: "It's probably because the fan hasn't been turned on for more than a month. When I wiped it with the rag just now, there was not only a handful of dust, but also several dead flying insects."

"I should have known not to wipe it. It won't be visible during the inspection anyway."

Chen Tianming didn't care whether Lin Li could see it or not. He shook the rag in his hand and sighed.

Lin Li nodded.

Being able to have this feeling means that it is naturally a task issued by the system.

[The sect is introspecting and investigating demons. Who would have thought that there are still demons lurking in their own sect? How can we tolerate the responsibility of slaying demons? We must kill them all! ]

【Limited time mission triggered! 】

[Task 6: During the period of introspection of the sect, kill and expel all the demons hiding in the sect's mountain gate. ]

[Task Reward: Physical Improvement: Spiritual Energy Absorption Speed ​​Increased by 150%; System Currency*50]

Another monster-related mission. The rewards are still average, but it is not difficult to complete.

——Lin Li has a title called [Demon’s Breath] which can greatly enhance his sensitivity to demons.

So it is a little difficult for others not to miss a single bug, but it is not a problem for Lin Li.

Besides, this is a time-limited mission, so the worst that can happen is failure, which is not too bad.

So Lin Li had no intention of putting down the painting work at hand.

"Tianming, you should wipe it. One day after physical education class, we turn on the fan and blow away all the dust." Lin Li said to Chen Tianming, asking him to help him finish part of the work first.

"Yeah, let's just wipe it briefly." Chen Tianming thought it made sense.

next door.

"Xiang Tian, ​​why didn't you fetch water?" At the door of Class 5, someone began to question Xiang Tian who was wiping tiles.

"Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen went to pick it up..."

"Then why haven't you come back yet? There's no water left!"

The students brought out the buckets in the classroom, only to see that the water inside was so black that if the FBI saw it, they would empty the magazine directly.

"I don't know... I'll go check it out." The boy rushed to the bathroom.

Not long after, he came back running with the bucket in his hand, while the two girls followed slowly behind him.

The thirsty rags and mops instantly filled the bucket, and the water suddenly became dirty again.

Have to change it again.

"Why don't I fetch the water?" Xiang Tian didn't want the situation just now to happen again, so he said to the two girls.

"Okay," the fairy nodded, "Then come back to clean the corridor after you fetch water." The turtle man was obviously stunned for a moment, and then under the complicated eyes of Lin Li, Bai Bufan and others, he actually nodded: "Okay."

"Can you two help me get the rag first?"

"Okay," the girl nodded, but after seeing the rag clearly, she immediately stepped back and changed her words: "Xiang Tian! Why are you giving it to us when it's so dirty?"

"sorry Sorry."

"It's okay. I think you can just take it and wash it."

"Okay okay."

Four teams.

"Fuck! This conversation makes me so angry." Wang Ze took a deep breath and punched Bai Bufan on the calf to express some of his frustration.

Lin Li nodded in agreement, and Bai Bufan nodded painfully in agreement as well.

What can I say about the turtle man?

It's a waste of your feelings towards the turtle man. To put it bluntly, the turtle man is a damn trash.

As we all know, bad money drives out good money.

But bad money is at least still money, but the turtle man is a pure fool. He even expels bad money and not only that, he also drives up the price of the currency.

"Everyone, I suddenly want to recite a poem." Lin Li's voice became much higher.

Bai Bufan, Wang Ze and others all looked over, with anticipation and curiosity on their faces.

"The poem is a modern poem, titled "Turtle Sorrow"."

"Cough cough."

"When I was a kid, turtle shells were a form of voluntary labor. Jimei took a small share, and I took a large share."

When Lin Li was reciting the poem, he was completely reciting in the direction of Class 5, so the turtle man and the two fairies heard it very clearly.

"I know, I know!" Bai Bufan's eyes lit up, and he immediately understood what Lin Li meant:
"When I grow up, the tortoise shell is a thin bank card. I keep money inside and Jimei uses it outside."

After reciting the poem, Bai Bufan and Lin Li looked at Wang Ze.

Wang Ze gave an "I understand" look, smiled, and took a deep breath.

Then he lowered his voice and said hurriedly: "You guys keep going, I'm fucking uneducated and I can't even pick up a chicken feather!"

Useless thing. When I get married in the future, Wang Ze and the turtle man will sit at the same table.

Zhou Baowei shook his head without waiting for the two to look at him.

He doesn't understand anything about turtle men, he just knows that braised turtles taste very good and have a great texture.

Lin Li glanced at the two of them with disdain and could only continue the conversation himself:

"Later, the tortoise shell became a red property certificate. My money and loan were outside, and Jimei's name was inside."

"And now, the turtle shell is a long bridge, I am at the bottom, and the takeaway is at the top." Bai Bufan snapped his fingers and gave the ending.

The corridor of Class 4 suddenly burst into laughter.

"Good poem! Good poem! Wonderful!" Although Wang Ze was not educated, he was full of energy, and the applause and cheers were very clear.

At this time, a head popped out of the window of Class 5. It was the boy who had confronted the fairy at the beginning. He did not look at Class 4, but at Xiang Tian:

"Xiang Tian, ​​what kind of takeout do you like? I'll remember it and order it for you later."

Xiang Tian: “?”

Lin Li, Bai Bufan and others looked at each other and nodded.

It is a waste of talent for this person to be in Class Five. He is so good at killing people and destroying their hearts. He is a good candidate to be recruited into Class Four.

But this person is still a little less aggressive.

If Lin Li were asked to say something, it would probably be "Xiang Tian, ​​you must never get a tattoo in the future, otherwise people will dig it up and think they have discovered oracle bones."

The turtle boy was stunned for a moment and remained silent, but the two girls got angry first and immediately approached Class 4, angrily questioning with their hands on their hips:
"You are sick, right? Does it have anything to do with you? What are your names?"

"My name is Lin Li." Bai Bufan bowed to the two girls, then pointed at himself and introduced himself politely.

Two girls: "(；☉_☉)?"

Lin Li: "(へ╬)?"

Damn it, I reacted a beat too late, and the ID was registered by Bai Bufan first.

I can only say that this is how it is between brothers: be slow before you get anything.

But he had to admit that he was not as skilled as his opponent, and Lin Li was not someone who could not afford to lose.

Lin Li: "My name is Wang Ze."

Wang Ze: "My name is Lin Li."

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

Your mom! Why are there two of them?

Zhou Baowei opened his mouth, but closed it after hearing Wang Ze's words. When he opened it again to face the two girls, he said, "My name is Lin Li."

"What a bunch of psychos! Lin Li, Lin Li, I think Tian Li is okay, so disgusting." The two girls who were disgusted started swearing.

"Nice!"

After finding out that the other party only remembered Lin Li's name, Bai Bufan and Wang Ze immediately high-fived.

Zhou Baowei was a relatively steady person and did not participate in such superficial celebrations, but just shook the teaching building.

Lin Li lowered his head and rubbed his brows, smiling with some difficulty.

Damn, I have come to this day.

As for the "Tian Li" mentioned by these two women.

Guo Nan can no longer satisfy the Jimeis. Now they like to call Guo Nan Tianli, which is a word derived from "male". It has many sarcastic meanings, saying that he is only fit to work in the fields and cut off men's heads.

Both the Tieba guy and the Hongshu girl have acceptable vocabulary creation abilities, but the latter's vocabulary creation is still a little less aggressive, as if she is just acting coquettishly to the Tieba guy.

I wonder if there is any love story about "the domineering CEO in Tieba" and "the delicate rich girl in Hongshu". Lin Li wants to read this and feels that he can learn a lot of Tibetan.

For example, the classic Tibetan saying "They say, in this area, there are, there are Sheyao."

Sometimes cold violence is more terrible than hot violence. The two girls in Class 5 felt even more disgusted when they found that none of the people in Class 4 responded to them and they were just laughing with each other.

I could only stamp my feet angrily, then turn around and scold the boy in my class who stuck his head out:

"He Yuxuan, what are you doing here?"

He Yuxuan made a face and emphasized to Xiang Tian, ​​"Colonel Guitian, remember to tell me if you want to eat any takeout," then he retracted his head back into the classroom.

"Xiang Tian, ​​ignore them, they are all sick." The two girls returned to the turtle man, gritting their teeth.

Xiang Tian looked down at the bucket in his hand, then handed the rag to the two girls and shook his head: "I... think what they said makes sense, you can take the rag back."

Lin Li and the others fell silent instantly, with surprise, astonishment, and hidden expectation on their faces.

Worri?

Blastoise mega evolved?
"What are you doing?" How could Jiang Xiaoxin accept to come back to the job that had already been thrown away? She said angrily, "You promised to help us clean it, how can you do this?"

Xiang Tian shook his head, his eyes calm: "Take it."

Seeing that the turtle man had awakened and was so concise, Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen did not dare to do it again. They swallowed their saliva and took the rag back.

"Ohhh——"

Class 4, which had just been silent, immediately started making noise again.

"Damn it, the turtle man has turned back, and he has done a great deed. I think the merits we have gained from playing a joke of hell for more than ten years have been wiped out!"

"I asked the Buddha, and he said he had no objection."

"Xiang Tian! Xiang Tian!" Lin Li began to shout Xiang Tian's name.

"Xiang Tian! Xiang Tian!" The others immediately followed.

Xiang Tian was about to fetch water with a dirty bucket in his right hand when he heard people from other classes calling his name. He turned around and suddenly felt a little overwhelmed. He clenched his left fist and raised it high with a little excitement to justify himself:

"I'm not a turtle man! You don't have to order takeout for me!"

Lin Li: "Xiang Tian is not a turtle man!"

Bai, Wang, Zhou and others: "Xiang Tian is not a turtle man!"

"Ohhh--Xiang Tian is not a turtle man!"

Hearing He Yuxuan joining Class 4 in celebrating themselves, Xiang Tian felt something was strange, but he couldn't put his finger on it.

After hearing this shout, people in the four classrooms on the second floor all poked their heads out curiously, wanting to know what was going on.

And it’s not just the students who want to know what’s going on.

"Tuk-tuk-tuk-"

"Hu-hu-"

Xue Jian went up to the second floor panting.

He was just on the first floor, chatting with other teachers.

Then suddenly I heard shouting from the second floor.

Xue Jian would never forget this voice. He could tell immediately that it was those evil beasts in his class.

But Xue Jian was still calm at this time. After all, it was normal. That was how Class 4 was.

But when the name Xiang Tian was called out by this group of bs, Xue Jian's heart skipped a beat.

Your mother!

Isn’t Xiang Tian a student of Class 5?

Still a better one to learn!
How did Lin Libai Bufan's evil hand reach Class Five?
You won't even pollute your own pure land, will you?

At that moment, Xue Jian felt a chill running from his heels to the top of his head.

So I ran up immediately.

When Xue Jian arrived, the second floor suddenly became much quieter.

"What happened!" Xue Jian asked breathlessly.

"Teacher Xue, someone in your class is deliberately disgusting and bullying us!" Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen immediately seemed to have found a backer, and went up to Xue Jian to complain.

"Who?" Xue Jian glanced at Lin Li first, then asked.

Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen pointed at Bai Bufan, Wang Ze, and Zhou Baowei one by one: "This Lin Li! This Lin Li, and this Lin Li!"

Xue Jian: “?”

Lin Li: "..."

After hearing this accusation, Bai, Wang, and Zhou lowered their heads and thought about the sad moments in their lives.

Bai Bufan: Lin Li died in the toilet when he had diarrhea (fantasy), so sad.

Zhou Baowei: I didn’t eat enough at noon, I felt so sad.

Wang Ze: When I played on the school team, the guys defending me were so skilled that it was very sad.

When Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen pointed their fingers at Lin Li on the table, they hesitated.

What is this person's name?
What's the name of Wang?

I don't remember.

"Teacher, there is this person, but I forgot his name." But it doesn't matter. Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen pointed at Lin Li and identified Xue Jian.

Xue Jian raised his head and looked at Lin Li, his face expressionless.

Lin Li could only lower his head innocently and look at Lao Jian.

Then, Lin Li introduced himself to the two girls in Class 5: "My name is Lin Li too."

Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen: “?”

Xue Jian: “^▽^”

Hehehe, I want to die.

(End of this chapter)