Chapter 352: The quality of Nansang Middle School needs to be improved
Chapter 352: The quality of Nansang Middle School needs to be improved
Xue Jian thought of a good way to let Lin Li die of natural causes.
However, afterwards, the police would most likely ask themselves meaningless questions like "But the surveillance camera captured you pushing Lin Li down the stairs."
Stupid, isn't gravity a natural thing?
It was gravity that killed Lin Li. Ask yourself what to do.
In addition, Bai Bufan is now standing next to Lin Li. If you operate properly, you can get a buy one get one free, which is even better.
"What trouble have you caused again?" Xue Jian suppressed the dangerous thoughts in his heart and asked Lin Li in a bad mood.
"It's unfair, teacher. I haven't spoken more than three sentences to either of them - including what I just said." Lin Li spread his hands innocently.
There are surveillance cameras in the corridor, so you can't slander yourself for being strong.
Bai, Wang, and Zhou raised their hands: "Teacher, we can testify that what Lin Li said was human."
Xue Jian didn't even raise his eyelids.
I really don't know whether Lin Li is speaking human language or not, but I also don't know whether the three of you are speaking human language now or not.
This is the human language paradox.
"Teacher, they really didn't bully us this time."
The window was open, and Chen Yuying said to Xue Jian with a smile in the classroom.
"The teacher has always believed in you," Xue Jian nodded to the four good students in his corridor and said seriously, "Students in our Class 4 will not do anything to bully students from other classes."
"So, what just happened?"
After piecing together the truth from several people, Xue Jian breathed a sigh of relief.
He didn't kill anyone or sell drugs. If that's all, then it's not bad.
As for the fairy turtle man, Xue Jian didn't care about such things and didn't want to get involved. He was the head teacher of Class 4, and at a time like this, he didn't even have the desire or meaning to express his own opinions.
Let the class 5 teacher worry about Class 5's affairs. I have Class 4 to worry about.
"Jiang Xiaoxin, I'll ask them to keep their voices down in the corridor. You two can go back to class and continue cleaning."
So, facing Jiang Xiaoxin and Zhou Wenwen who looked pitiful and innocent, Xue Jian just waved his hand and said.
Xue Jian's serious face was quite intimidating, so the two did not dare to act rashly. They just looked at Lin Li and others hatefully, then returned to the corridor of Class 5 and picked up the rag with disgust.
Lin Li and his companions did not chase after him to kill him. They still had to give Xue Jian some face. There would always be opportunities in the future.
"As for you..."
But the beating still had to be done. Xue Jian turned around and prepared to give a lecture, but then he shut up.
Lin Li had his back to him, his eyes focused on the wall painting. He used the roller to leave a white streak on the wall, and turned to look at Bai Bufan:
"Student Bufan, I personally think that this way of applying will be more efficient."
"Wow, my God, it's true. Thank you, Lin Li, your suggestion is very helpful to me." Bai Bufan said with a slightly hoarse voice after trying it.
Wang Zeren had simply disappeared - he walked towards the toilet carrying a bucket filled with clear water.
Only Zhou Baowei was still grinning as he watched the two girls from Class 5 go back dejectedly.
After he made eye contact with Xue Jian, he suddenly realized what was going on and started to wipe the corridor with a rag.
Xue Jian: “…”
Damn, they are all masters at pretending to be confused.
But after seeing this scene, Xue Jian really lost the mood to lecture, and just waved his hand at the relatively normal students who were watching the fun in the class:
"Okay, just do your own things and stop interfering in other classes' affairs."
Xue Jian prepared to leave.
This time I decided to go directly back to the teachers' dormitory, so that no matter how loudly the dogs in Class 4 barked, I could just pretend they didn't hear it.
However, seeing that Lin Li was too absorbed in playing the role of a hard-working good student, and now his body was leaning up high with half of his body hanging in the air, Xue Jian frowned and patted Lin Li:
"Lin Li, be careful."
"Don't worry, teacher. The table won't be broken." Lin Li was so sensible that Bufan felt distressed.
Just kidding, I don't feel bad, good thing he died, hehe.
"This time I'm telling you to be safe! Come down first. There's no need to save this little effort. Move the table a little to the side and then paint that area." Xue Jian frowned.
"Oh oh." Lin Li obediently came down to move the table.
Only then did Xue Jian leave with peace of mind.
The two continued to paint.
When Bai Bufan heard Lin Li's choking voice, he turned his head in surprise.
Lin Li wiped away his nonexistent tears with his forearm and continued to sob:
"What~"
"If you care about me, then you care about me. But you insisted on saying you were worried about the table and used this as an excuse~"
"Tsundere has already retired..."
"Jianjian, you big fool!"
"Ah-ho-ah-ho! Baka-ba-ga-ba-ga!"
Listening to Lin Li's lovely voice, Bai Bufan felt like he was a little bit deaf.
So it’s... that big idiot Jianjian.
"Oh my god, hahaha, Lin Li, is this a word that a human can come up with?"
"You can accept the big idiot Lili and the big idiot Fanfan, but what's wrong with the big idiot Jianjian?" Lin Li frowned.
"This is different, Wozhi! Our Jianjian is already over 40!"
"No matter how old he is, he's still my big, hard-headed fool."
"Awesome! Even though it was difficult, I still managed to do it. Do you have your notebooks? I can use them."
"roll."
……
"That's it. If you find any problems later, you can find a chance to repaint it. Anyway, the paint and tools are still there."
All the painted areas on the exterior walls of Class 4 were completely covered with white paint. Lin Li jumped down, took a look from a distance, nodded, and looked at Bai Bufan.
"Row."
Then he saw Lin Li took a rag and started to wipe the paint stains dripping from the table. Bai Bufan raised his chin and said, "You don't need to wipe the stains on my table."
"why?"
"In the future, when I have nothing to do in class, I will use a compass to play with it." Bai Bufan answered seriously.
"I have it in this life." Lin Li gave a thumbs up to show his approval.
Extraordinary or too full of life.
The two men cleaned up the scene and then went to the toilet with the roller brush.
Walk to the elevated corridor near the toilet.
The two found that Qin Zeyu, whose job was to wipe the blackboard at the back of the classroom, was now leaning on the armrest.
He held his head, looking annoyed.
As if something is on his mind.
But isn't the meal card plan promising in the future? What happened could this be the expression?
Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other, then walked towards Qin Zeyu and asked him: "Zeyu? What are you doing here?"
Qin Zeyu turned his head and saw Lin Li and Bai Bufan, then waved and motioned them to come over.
"You'll know if you take a look down there," Qin Zeyu sighed as the two approached, pointed at the first floor and said, "That's too much."
Lin Li and Bai Bufan stuck their heads out and looked in the direction Qin Zeyu was pointing downstairs.
I didn't see anything excessive.
"what?"
"Did you see that pool of water?" Qin Zeyu reminded.
Following the finger, the two indeed saw a puddle of water just below the first floor.
"How--"
Wait! The water is right below!
Qin Zeyu took a half step back and looked at the two of them, but pointed his finger upwards and said calmly: "They came down from upstairs. Calculating the time, it's time for the next wave now."
"Wow—"
"My grass!"
After all, they were still a step too slow. When they felt a chill, Lin Li and Bai Bufan covered their heads and moved away from the guardrail.
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan, and Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li.
In silence, the two discovered that their actions now were exactly the same as Qin Zeyu's just now.
Your mother!
So this is what I’m worried about!
"Fuck! Zeyu! Are you a fucking idiot!" The next second, the two people couldn't help but question Qin Zeyu.
"You want to know what I want to know, let's wash our hair together," Qin Zeyu, who was originally depressed, suddenly became happy after seeing that the two of them had also suffered this unexpected disaster, and laughed:
"It is better to act once than to say it a thousand times. I am doing this to make you understand better. I have good intentions."
Lin Li: "Zeyu, I've said it a thousand times, fuck."
Bai Bufan: "But today, I plan to take real action."
Qin Zeyu: “?”
Oh no, these two people have become one in mind.
"No, no, no, don't attack me, attack the people upstairs instead." Qin Zeyu chose to divert the conflict, "That's too uncultured."
"It can only be said that a small detail can reveal a big picture." Bai Bufan stopped when he heard this, sighed, and said with emotion:
“Nansang Middle School can be regarded as a microcosm of our motherland.”
"The gap between us and developed countries is still too big."
"I heard that in Japan, there was a top internet celebrity who was kicked out of the circle by passers-by just because he spoke a little too loudly on the street.
Moreover, the internet celebrity was also very open-minded. After being criticized, he didn't say a single bad word about the passerby.
Moreover, not only in terms of ideological quality, but also in terms of physical quality, we are far behind others.
They can withstand temperatures of thousands of degrees without making a sound, but for us, take me for example, when I was in military training in junior high school, I complained bitterly when the temperature was 30 degrees.
All I can say is that we have lost everything, and there is no chance of winning. Oh, let’s reflect on it.”
Bai Bufan began to reflect.
Qin Zeyu began to worry.
——Damn it, how can I make up for my good deeds?
Lin Li didn't pay attention to this. He was thinking about whether he could find the murderer who poured the water.
However, after the three of them investigated, they found that the problem was with the water outlet on the upper floor. It was not caused by someone falling down. It was a case of searching for the enemy in the void.
It’s okay. If there are no enemies, just create them. Qin Zeyu will bear all the sins alone.
The two began to chase Qin Zeyu.
……
bathroom.
"Lin Li," holding a strand of Qin Zeyu's leg hair in his hand and flushing it into the bathroom sink, Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked.
"I just finally realized why ancient generals all wore big cloaks." Bai Bufan said seriously.
"Hmm?" Lin Li, who was picking paint from between his fingers, raised his eyebrows and looked over. Although he didn't know how Bai Bufan suddenly realized this, he still answered:
"Aren't capes just for looking cool when you're alive? Can they still be used as a cover when you're dead?"
“No, no, no,” Bai Bufan shook his finger, “Lin Li, you are still too superficial.”
Bai Bufan shook his coat and said, "When I was chasing Zeyu just now, I found that the cloak can greatly increase the wind resistance. I understood it instantly. As long as there is a cloak, when the generals lead the soldiers to charge, they will fall behind while running."
"This way you can show off your coolest side before the battle, and avoid the most dangerous first battle after the battle begins."
Lin Li: "..."
To some extent... it does make sense. But Lin Li suddenly felt happy.
"Bufan, guess what Stark would say if Iron Man fought Homelander?"
"what?"
"JARVIS, post the cape-pajama baby's self-defense video on the Internet."
Bai Bufan: “?”
"Shit, that's a nickname Iron Man would come up with."
After washing the roller brush and hands, they returned to the classroom.
At this time, the classroom had already started mopping the floor, and there was a layer of water on the floor.
"I'll go help Zeyu wipe the blackboard."
Although the two had completed the cleaning tasks they were responsible for, it was still inappropriate for them to leave first, so when Bufan saw Qin Zeyu standing on the locker and continuing to pick paint off the blackboard, he shrugged and walked up to him.
Lin Li naturally went to Chen Yuying first.
She is cleaning the glass.
"Squad leader, why are you cleaning the glass like this?" Lin Li asked after he approached.
"What else? How should I wipe it?" Chen Yuying stopped what she was doing and looked back at Lin Li.
"Come, let me show you." Lin Li stretched out his hand.
Chen Yuying handed the rag to Lin Li.
then.
Lin Li: "Girls, follow me now and raise your right hands in front of you~"
Chen Yuying: “?”
Lin Li put his feet together in a cat-like step, his eyes were blurred, his mouth was open and his tongue was sticking out, one hand was pressed on his chest with a orchid finger, and the other hand was holding a rag over his head, and then he began to twist his neck and buttocks:
"Wipe the glass~Wipe the glass~Wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe the glass~"
Facing Lin Li who had a fever, Chen Yuying kept silent with a stern face.
But Ding Sihan on the podium was almost laughing crazy.
"Lin Li, what kind of window cleaning are you doing?"
Lin Li ignored it and immersed himself in his art.
To be honest, Lin Liyao is really good. If he performs on the streets of Chengdu, I guess he would have so many contacts that he can’t even hold his hands up.
After all, with her ballet skills and limb control abilities, her body is very coordinated.
Chen Tianming, who was cleaning the fan, couldn't stop watching. He couldn't help but throw a coin on the ground and then started sweeping with a broom.
Oh my god, where does the coin sweep come from?
It's too much of a sweep.
"Lin Li, if you keep wiping, the dirty water will drip onto your head." Chen Yuying reminded him helplessly.
"It's okay. My hair is already dirty. I'll go to Wang Ze's dormitory and wash it later." Lin Li didn't care.
The reason why he went to Wang Ze's dormitory was because he and Qin Zeyu both needed to use Bai Bufan's dormitory.
"Squad leader, why don't you give it a try? You should be able to dance better." After dancing happily, Lin Li handed the rag back.
"I won't try."
"That's right. There are too many people here now. They are not qualified to watch. Let's dance when it's just the two of us. I don't want you to dance in front of others." Lin Li nodded, thinking it made sense.
"I won't dance in private either," Chen Yuying seemed to feel that the strength was not enough, and added two more words: "Never!"
"You didn't let me touch your legs yesterday, but today I can. There's definitely a chance!"
Chen Yuying: “!”
Sadly, Lin Li was punished by being ignored during the spring cleaning.
After happily helping Chen Yuying wipe the high glass, Lin Li changed into the title of [Demon's Breath]. It was only at this time that he actually did this task.
After checking it out, he found that there were actually quite a lot of them. In the corner at the top of the classroom alone, Lin Li sensed two of them. They were probably small spiders, small flying insects, or something like that.
These places were difficult to sweep even with a long-handled broom, but Lin Li still had a way.
The "Invisible Sword" possessed a toothpick and transformed into Madam Rong, flying up and starting to stab people. It could complete the task of expelling people, and it would be the same if it couldn't kill them. It was almost impossible for other people in the classroom to notice it.
"Hey! There seems to be a bird egg here."
After being busy for a while, Ding Sihan, who was cleaning the podium table, suddenly sighed.
"If it was the air conditioner outdoor unit, it would be fine, but are you saying there are bird eggs under the multimedia table? Is that appropriate?" Lin Li, who was removing insects, heard the voice and glanced at Ding Sihan.
"Really!" Ding Sihan said confidently, squatting down and disappearing for a while, then looking up: "Lin Li, come here, it's in the corner, I can't get it."
Lin Li was worried that it was a female version of Qin Zeyu, so although he went there, he was very cautious.
However, following the direction Ding Sihan pointed, Lin Li actually saw a very small egg in a pile of papers and garbage in the corner where the electric wires were entrenched. It had black and brown spots and looked a bit like a quail egg.
Lin Li rolled up his sleeves, squatted down and stretched out his hand, and finally took it out at a semi-maximum distance.
Then he held it in front of his eyes and looked at it for a while, then Lin Li nodded.
"What egg?" Ding Sihan came up to ask, eyes full of curiosity and anticipation: "Is it fertilized? Can it be hatched and become our class guardian beast?"
Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan: "Wu Xiang."
Ding Sihan was stunned for a moment: "What kind of bird is Wuxiang?"
Lin Li: "Star anise, cinnamon, peppercorns, cloves, cumin."
Ding Sihan: "(;☉_☉)?"
Is it five-spice?
Lin Li threw the egg on the table with disdain: "Forget it, this is the quail egg snack that fell in, it's a bit smelly."
Outside the classroom door, Bao was looking around, locking onto the target, coming in high spirits, investigating the situation, confirming the information, looking hesitant, swallowing his saliva, giving up with difficulty, returning in frustration, beating his chest and stamping his feet, dropping little pearls.
"If you want to hatch it, you can try it. Maggots should be able to hatch after a while." Lin Li raised his chin towards Ding Sihan.
"Ahhhh you are so disgusting, Lin Li!" Ding Sihan nudged Lin Li with her knee - the soles of his feet were wet and it would be dirty if he kicked them. Ding Sihan is also a warm-hearted girl.
Of course, in Lin Li’s words, a daughter should be a caring little cotton-padded jacket.
You are right, Uncle Chen.
Ding Sihan threw the quail eggs into the trash can with disdain: "Who threw snacks in here? You're wasting my feelings."
Zhou Baowei: “Support.”
Ding Sihan returned to the classroom and saw that Lin Li did not step down from the stage but started to clean the top of the blackboard. He was a little confused: "Lin Li, why are you wiping the top of the blackboard? You definitely can't check that part."
Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan with contempt and shook his head:
“Some people study to learn, and some people study to deal with the teacher.”
"Some people clean up for a clean environment, while others clean up to cope with inspections."
"That's all I have to say, Ding Zi. We have different ideals and cannot work together. You, haha——"
Ding Sihan: "..."
"Lin Li."
"Eh."
Ding Sihan smiled: "I feel like your life is an interesting game."
Lin Li laughed out loud, but still answered, pretending to be ignorant and asking: "Ah? What kind of game?"
"It seems that you know the answer. That's good." Ding Sihan was very satisfied with Lin Li's cooperation. He nodded contentedly and felt happy immediately.
Lin Li smiled and shook his head.
There are not many fathers in the world who dote on their daughters like I do.
Uncle Chen is one of them.
You are right, Uncle Chen.
……
【Task 6 Completed】
[You have received rewards: Physical improvement: spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 150%; system currency * 50]
When another unknown little bug left this world forever, the mission completed notification appeared in front of Lin Li.
It can be considered as getting some rewards for free, which makes me feel happy.
The general cleaning of the classroom is now nearing completion.
The water in the classrooms and corridors has basically been drained, and the final finishing touches are now being done with mops.
There were only a few mops, and a few responsible students were using them. Most people were waiting in the corridor or the overhead corridor, waiting for the cleanup inside to be completed and then moving the tables in.
"Lin Li, do you want to eat later?" Ding Sihan asked.
"Dingzi, I feel like this question is not something a human can ask. I don't eat it, and I will never eat it in my entire life." Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan like a fool and said sarcastically.
"No," Ding Sihan rolled his eyes, "I mean, are you eating in the cafeteria?"
"That's fine. What's the matter? Do you have a package for me to pick up?"
"No, then you can go eat with Yingbao later."
"What about yourself?"
"My hair just got dirty and I'm not very hungry now, so I plan to go back to the dormitory to take a shower and wash my hair later, so as to avoid being with other people. Wanqiu is not here, so I have to let you take care of it." Ding Sihan explained.
Qu Wanqiu is not the cleaning staff in this episode.
Girls with long hair have time to take a shower before lights out when they return to the dormitory after evening self-study, but it is absolutely unrealistic to wash their hair, and even a hair dryer may not dry their hair until the lights go out.
When most girls wash their hair, they usually blow it half dry. After drying the roots of the hair, they wait for the rest to dry naturally.
"Oh, that's no problem." Lin Li nodded naturally. It's just eating.
"Yingbao, please pack me a portion of duck leg rice after you finish eating~" Ding Sihan said to Chen Yuying.
"Okay." Chen Yuying also nodded.
After the students who were mopping the floor came out and cleaned the mop for the final time, Chen Yuying looked at Lin Li and said, "Then should we go and return the borrowed tools first?"
"Okay." Lin Li naturally had no objection, "But wait for me."
"Wang Ze." Lin Li walked to the overhead corridor.
"What's wrong."
"I'm going to return the mop. Can you help me move the table in the corridor?"
"Ah? OK." Wang Ze just made an OK gesture.
"Give me your dormitory key. I'll go to your dormitory and wash my hair."
"There should be someone in our dormitory." Although he said that, Wang Ze still took out the key from his pocket and threw it to Lin Li.
Lin Li: "By the way, lend me some of your shampoo."
Wang Ze crossed his arms and looked at Lin Li with a sneer:
"Lin Li, that's enough. Why don't you let me go to the kitchen and cook two dishes for you and get another 200 yuan?"
Lin Li waved his hand, but then extended his hand: "You're being too polite. Two hundred yuan is fine. I'm going to the cafeteria with the squad leader to eat later, so there's no need to cook. Can you kowtow to me twice instead?"
"Fuck you!" Wang Ze cursed and slapped Lin Li's outstretched hand, then waved his hand: "Get lost."
As for whether to lend me shampoo?
Does Lin Li stop using daily consumables if I say I won’t lend them to him?
Asking this kind of question shows that my brother's literary knowledge is not up to par - Brothers' Classical Chinese
"借" is a homophone of "劫", meaning: to rob, to seize.
No need to ask, it will never be returned.
Also.
——Wang Ze also robbed his roommate recently, so it’s not appropriate to agree on his roommate’s behalf.
(End of this chapter)