Chapter 353 The friendship between the three of us is indestructible

Chapter 353 The friendship between the three of us is indestructible

Chapter 353 The friendship between the three of us is indestructible

After returning the tools to the General Affairs Office, there was no need for the two to go back to the classroom and they went directly to the cafeteria.

Because the end time of each class was slightly different today, and the second-year students were still in self-study class, there were very few people in the cafeteria and there was almost no need to queue, which saved time. The two of them went to two separate windows to get their food.

"Auntie, I want that, that and that."

Lin Li ordered three black dishes at the window, but the cafeteria auntie didn't seem to understand what he meant and only served three dishes.

It's harmless.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Lin Li couldn't help but feel moved.

Oftentimes, the most magnificent declaration of life is hidden in the persistence that coexists with pain. When fate is unfair and takes away the weight of life to make it unbalanced, some people choose to give up and endure the ups and downs, while others recalibrate their dignity in the imbalance.

What an unyielding will, what a powerful vitality, what a proud soul the latter possesses?
Rui Sibai, Lin Li couldn't help but tears streaming down his face.

——The above is Lin Li’s feeling after seeing the cafeteria auntie still insist on working despite having Parkinson’s disease.

Auntie, please stop shaking your hands.

It was a big spoonful, but now only half a spoonful is left.

But seriously, I can’t blame my aunt for this. I can only say that I came at the wrong time.

If you come earlier, leaving aside some aunties who are really stingy and save public money as if it were their own, most of the aunties will be generous when they see the full plates of food.

If you arrive late, especially when the cafeteria is about to close, the aunties will be more generous with the leftover dishes, and sometimes the portions are even twice the normal amount.

So the timing is a bit awkward now. There are not too many dishes and not too few dishes, but I also have to consider that the students behind me must not be left without food, so it is understandable that my hands are shaking.

After getting the dishes, Lin Li went to the tableware area to get tableware for two people, then walked over to the rice bucket: "Auntie, help me get some rice."

Upon hearing this, the aunt glared at Lin Li in dissatisfaction. If she didn't have something in her hands, she would probably punch Lin Li. How adorable.

——It’s Aunt Chen.

There are no staff to manage the rice buckets and soup buckets in the cafeteria of Nansang Middle School, but they are not free. You have to swipe an extra dollar when you get the food.

Although she was dissatisfied, Aunt Chen still picked up the rice shovel and asked, "Do you want more or less?"

Lin Li: "70% sugar, less ice."

Chen Yuying sighed. It was normal for Lin Li to choose "or" in the "AorB" option.

If a normal aunt heard her students say such things, few would be able to resist spitting into Lin Li’s food.

But Aunt Chen couldn't help it.

She was afraid of Lin Lishuang.

"speak English."

"Four thousand five hundred pills." It was personification, but Lin Li only personified half of it.

A ball of rice landed on the largest space on the plate. Chen Yuying then made another rice ball the size of a fingernail and nodded, "I counted it. It's just right."

"Great." Lin Li nodded with a smile.

Chen Yuying enjoyed this kind of doting praise very much. Although she responded with a disdainful "Che", her smile was genuine.

Humph, forgive Lin Li for calling me auntie.

There were many seats in the cafeteria, so the two of them found a corner and sat down.

There is no need to hide too much, but there is even less need to publicize it.

"I read in novels that when a school hunk like me has an ambiguous behavior like eating alone with a girl, even if it's in a corner, the whole school will go crazy, and then someone will come and question you, "Who are you? Why are you eating with Lord Lin Li?" How can you be so calm?"

But Lin Li was a little disappointed.

The "the whole school exploded" plot didn't happen, and I still have to go to school, damn it.

"Shameless." Chen Yuying sighed and shook her head.

"It doesn't matter whether it's thick or not now, monitor, why is your French butter egg with so many sweet and sour tomato slices? It's not fair!"

Lin Li narrowed his eyes, pushed his plate slightly forward, touching it with Chen Yuying's, and then raised his question.

Both of them ordered scrambled eggs with tomatoes, but the size was indeed different.

Wow, I met the wrong aunt!
I should have known to go to the window that Chen Yuying went to earlier. It’s a pity that I was still making excuses for the Parkinson’s disease of the aunt at my window.

"Because Auntie is afraid that if I beat you too much, all the girls in the school will misunderstand that I have bad intentions towards you, and then people will ask me "Who are you and why do you want to show kindness to Master Lin Li~" "

Chen Yuying picked up a small piece of rice with chopsticks, waved it in front of her, and imitated Lin Li's tone, smiling with tears in her crescent-shaped eyes:

"The whole school will be in an uproar. It won't matter to us students, but the canteen aunt will lose her job~"

“So she must be very careful~”

Lin Li: “[○｀Д○]!”

Under his own leadership, Chen Yuying's way of thinking has now reached a state of thriving vitality.

And hearing this 'Lord Lin Li' really made me feel itchy.

"Baby, when you put it that way, I suddenly understand - I mean your brain. You are more rigorous." Lin Li nodded.

Chen Yuying: “?”

Why do we need to emphasize the brain?

"But, in fact, Auntie has been showing me good will. She gave me less tomato scrambled eggs because she was thinking about my health," Lin Li's left brain then refuted the right brain, and Jianjian took over the thinking:
“Monitor, your aunt beats you a lot, but in fact, she is harming you!”

"Hmm?" Chen Yuying put the chopsticks to her lips, tilted her head slightly, and looked at Lin Li.

“You don’t know, right?” Lin Li began to explain a little-known fact with a serious expression: “Tomatoes are poisonous. They contain an ingredient called lycopene, which is a natural toxin. Once a person consumes too much, they are very likely to be poisoned or even die!”

Chen Yuying is only a high school student now, so naturally she is not from Xiamen University.

Hearing this, he was not afraid. Instead, he rebelled and picked up a piece of tomato - the one that was standing there.

Lin Li's eyes widened. He had so little food and Chen Yuying was stealing it. How mean.

Chen Yuying put it in her mouth and chewed it gently, and then she got to the point: "Excessive intake, how much is it exactly?"

"If an adult consumes four tons of tomatoes a day, the lycopene contained in them will reach a lethal dose. Squad leader, if you consume less than four tons, it will be very dangerous."

Lin Li explained very seriously and quietly moved his plate a little further away.

"Sure enough, you are a pervert." Hearing this expected answer, Chen Yuying nodded with a little complacency.

"Ok?"

Lin Li thought about it carefully and realized that there was no ambiguity in his words just now.

"What's wrong with that?" So Lin Li tried to clear his name.

"Because talking about toxicity without considering the dosage is just being a hooligan."

"Stay, that's reasonable."

“Eat, pervert,” Chen Yuying picked up nearly half of her dishes except for the fried tomato and egg and gave them to Lin Li. Then she looked up and smiled sweetly: “It doesn’t matter whether Auntie treats you well or not, because I will treat you well.”

Wo Ri, the domineering Yu Ying fell in love with me.

Every time Chen Yuying's straight ball always hit a critical hit, the little husband Lin Li rubbed the corners of his mouth to stop himself from smiling.

"I'm good to you, I'm good to you~"

Lin Li said this as he shared his rice with Chen Yuying in return.

……

The joys and sorrows of people are not the same.

Wang Yuezhi bit the chopsticks hard, making a crunching sound, as if he was not biting the chopsticks but someone's penis.

His eyes passed over countless tables and stared at Lin Li and Chen Yuying in the far corner.

Wang Yuezhi hasn't touched his food for a long time.

He didn't even notice that Zou Weilun took the opportunity to secretly pick up a few pieces of meat and walked away.

"Huh——" Wang Yuezhi forced himself to retract his gaze, raised his head and looked at Zhuo Yongfei and Zou Weilun in front of him.

"Yongfei, Weilun, do you have any recommendations for stress relief methods..."

It had reached the point where "if I looked at it any longer I would explode and if I got any closer I would melt", so Wang Yuezhi decided to ask his roommate for help.

Zhuo Yongfei looked up at Wang Yuezhi and nodded: "WinRAR or 7ZIP."

Wang Yuezhi: “(；☉_☉)?”

Zou Weilun also raised his head. After seeing Wang Yuezhi's expression, he realized that Zhuo Yongfei had obviously misunderstood Wang Yuezhi's meaning, and quickly gave his own recommendation:

"Ochi, you want a cell phone, right?"

Wang Yuezhi: “(；☉_☉)?”

"As for mobile phones, if you have an Android phone, I only recommend ZArchiver, a great decompression tool. Don't use the decompression tool that comes with any cloud disk. Not only will it damage the files, but it also requires a membership, which is rubbish. ZAr can handle everything..."

Zou Weilun had some knowledge in this area and immediately introduced it to Wang Yuezhi enthusiastically.

Wang Yuezhi: “…”

Your starting point is good, but don't set off yet.

"It's not a compressed package, I'm talking about the pressure..." Wang Yuezhi said with a twitching mouth.

Zhuo Yongfei: "Then open the air pressure valve."

Wang Yuezhi: “?”

Wang Yuezhi was silent for a moment, covered his forehead, lowered his head and stirred the rice in front of him with chopsticks, sighed, shook his head, and waved his hand weakly:

"Forget it, it's okay, just pretend I didn't ask."

Zhuo Yongfei looked at this scene and sighed.

no way.

The current situation is a bit like the "Russo-Japanese War of the 19th Century - A bystander sees more clearly". Any external way of relieving stress is meaningless to Wang Yuezhi. Given Wang Yuezhi's temperament, he can only rely on himself.

Ugh.

Zhuo Yongfei also looked in the direction Wang Yuezhi was looking.

I don’t know why, but recently because of Wang Yuezhi, I have become more and more panicked.

Are there other schools like this?

Is the girl that I like also eating with someone in the corner now?
Zhuo Yongfei couldn't help but feel tears streaming down his face.

……

Girls are very generous. Not only will they bring tissues after eating, but they can also share a whole sheet at once.

Damn, what a hard life I had to live with Bai Bufan and the others.

After dinner, people would ask each other, "Does anyone have paper? Does anyone have paper?" Even if someone did bring some, it would most likely be a piece of paper shared by five or six people, and each person would only get fragments that could only be held with two fingers.

It takes some skill to wipe your mouth without showing your hand.

He went to the dormitory building, opened the door with his key, and walked in fiercely.

Zhang Haoyang, who was lying on the upper bunk, shuddered. When he saw that it was Lin Li, he began to greet Lin Li's family:

"Your mother is in a mess..."

"Your dad is clacking..." Lin Li closed the door and leaned over to take a look. It turned out that he was not making wontons, but just playing with his mobile phone, which was boring.

"Wang Ze's cell phone?"

"Yes, Lin Li, why are you here?"

Wang Ze was quite kind to his stepson. He even lent his machine to him so straightforwardly. Lin Li didn't waste any words and went straight to the balcony: "Can I borrow the balcony to wash my hair?"

"By the way, Haoyang, which shampoo is Wang Ze's?"

"He has a cheap shampoo. A week ago, even if you poured water into it, you couldn't make foam. It was considered clean and hygienic to use it to gargle, but I still haven't bought it yet." Zhang Haoyang said disdainfully.

"Haoyang, which shampoo do you have?"

"I don't have shampoo either."

"You're just trying to trick people into feeding a horse." Lin Li turned around and looked at Zhang Haoyang.

"It's in the washbasin under my bed, go get it yourself." Zhang Haoyang hesitated for a moment, but maternal love finally overcame the value of shampoo.

Lin Li came over and squatted down. After finding the shampoo, he pointed at Zhang Haoyang like a husky and said, "What the hell is that!"

The name of the shampoo brand could not be seen clearly because it was covered by the picture of Adolf Shampooman.

There is indeed Adolf brand shampoo in China, but Zhang Haoyang just posted a photo and tried to get the brand by force.

"Haven't you heard the old joke about hanging Dazu but not Conan? It's the same for me. I'm just enchanting the shampoo," Zhang Haoyang was concentrating on playing with his mobile phone. Hearing this, he just said calmly.

Alas, when this meme came out, Kobe was still around. All we can say is that things have changed.

Of course, there are also examples where things are not people.

For example, when I was a child, the most popular players in various sports were Ma Long in table tennis, O'Sullivan in billiards, Djokovic in tennis, and Kobe in basketball.

Now that I have grown up, the most popular players in various sports are Ma Long in table tennis, O'Sullivan in billiards, Djokovic in tennis, and Kobe in basketball.

Kobe is also a magical existence with the duality of things being what they are and things being what they are not.

"Okay, let's try the oil-removing effect." Lin Li took it and walked to the balcony.

"But, Lin Li, are you sure you want to use it? I added sea salt to my shampoo. For someone like you with a mental problem, it's like rubbing salt into a wound. It feels very dangerous... How about you use Bangjie's?
Taijun, I can lead the way. The green bottle on the sink is Bangjie's."

Zhang Haoyang is still trying to save his shampoo.

But Lin Li said nothing and just kept pressing the pump.

Without washing it carefully, Lin Li went downstairs to dry it and then headed to the classroom.

There were only a few people in the classroom, mostly boys and girls who didn't talk much.

There were still some water marks on the ground, and there was no one in the back row.

Putting the key back into Wang Ze's drawer, Lin Li returned to his seat, opened the window, enjoyed the breeze, and listened to the announcer's nonsense.

"Wow, XX, do you feel..."

"Eh? Really, speaking of this..."

On the radio, people communicate in the classic broadcasting tone, reading from a script.

"Lin Li, you're here." Zhou Baowei appeared from the back door holding a water cup, greeted Lin Li, and returned to his seat.

It seemed that Zhou Baowei returned to the classroom earlier than himself and had just gone to fetch some water.

After yawning, Zhou Baowei turned around and asked Lin Li: "Lin Li, are you hungry?"

"Hungry? Why would I be hungry when I just finished my meal?" Lin Li asked in surprise.

"Then I feel relieved." Zhou Baowei took out a bag of spiced quail eggs from the drawer, tore it open, and started eating.

Lin Li: "..."

"I'm hungry." Lin Li changed his words and stood up.

"Slurp, slurp, slurp!" Zhou Baowei instantly stuck out his tongue and licked all the quail eggs. As if he was afraid that Lin Lizhen was not picky about food, Baowei began to breathe out.

Lin Li: "..."

"I'm not hungry anymore." Lin Li sat down.

The only saliva Lin Li wanted to eat was Chen Yuying's.

When will the monitor be as shameless as Baowei?

"Baowei, if you keep guarding the food like this, you have to give it to Pan Hong, otherwise you will be the first pig to die during the New Year." Lin Li said contemptuously.

How does the saying go? Being alone will make you feel lonely, but eating alone will not.

Zhou Baowei was not ashamed, and was even proud of it, but then he complained while eating: "Lin Li, let me tell you, it's so stupid. I suspect that the school's sanitation inspector has yin and yang eyes, otherwise how could he see so many unclean things?"

"Has the inspector already come?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"He just came a few minutes ago, and he must have lost a few points. Damn, he checked every window slot carefully, and even touched the dust with his hands."

Zhou Baowei nodded, his tone was full of disdain and contempt:

"And his tone was so arrogant, as if he was a sophomore in the student union, and he took a chicken feather as a token of authority."

The Nansang Student Union is not very useful, it basically just does eye exercises and daily hygiene checks.

But some people always think that this is a mini official hat that can be used to show off.

The main reason is that we are in the first year of high school now. If we were in the second or third year of high school, the first year students would probably be timid when they came to inspect hygiene.

"You just watched him lose points and did nothing?" Lin Li asked angrily.

"I did it!" Zhou Baowei immediately retorted.

"Huh? You? What did you do?"

It was Lin Li who questioned Bao Wei why he did nothing, and it was also Lin Li who looked incredulous after finding out that Bao Wei had done it.

Zhou Baowei patted his butt: "I sat on the chair."

Lin Li: "..."

Damn you.

"Or two. My butt can sit on two chairs at a time. Isn't that awesome?" Zhou Baowei moved his big drum and sat on two chairs, showing off.

"Fuck, idiot!" Looking at the complacent Bao Wei, Lin Li raised his middle finger and scolded him, then shook his head and said contemptuously: "You have no sense of class honor at all. It's unfortunate that you are in Class 4."

"No, then what else can I do?" Zhou Baowei felt wronged.

Lin Li shrugged: "As the saying goes, 'out of sight, out of mind'. Can't you just dig out the eyes of the person doing the inspection?"

"When will you and Bai Bufan let me go?" Zhou Baowei stuffed a quail egg into his mouth and responded with a middle finger, "If I really go to jail in the future, you two will definitely be charged with incitement and you will not be able to escape."

"Bufan, why don't you come in?" Qin Zeyu's voice came from the back door, saying that Cao Cao's wife had arrived.

Lin Li and Zhou Baowei turned their heads and saw Qin Zeyu who had already walked in, and Bai Bufan who was still outside the door.

Bai Bufan looked a little confused. He grabbed the door edge and looked into the classroom with cautious tentativeness and panic in his eyes.

But then, Bai Bufan 'finally' noticed Lin Li and Zhou Baowei.

At that moment, Bai Bufan's eyes lit up.

"Lin Li! Bao Wei! I love you!" Bai Bufan's voice choked with sobs, and he rushed forward to hug them.

Lin Li dodged away in disgust.

Zhou Baowei held down his quail eggs with both hands, on high alert.

——The two of them were totally unimpressed by Bai Bufan’s sudden reveal of his true feelings.

“Not in this barbershop.”

"No," Bai Bufan shook his head, without any anger or dissatisfaction with his brother's indifference. It seemed that just being able to see these two people was enough.

With a rare, gentle smile like a human, Bai Bufan said lovingly: "Baowei, Lin Li, I was truly redeemed when I saw you just now."

Although he hadn't heard the rest of the content yet, Lin Li had already started looking for a weapon that suits him.

"Speak human language." Zhou Baowei asked.

"Do you know why I don't like cleaning?" Bai Bufan nodded and slowly told his thoughts:

"Because I really hate being alone."

"And I know very well that when I throw the accumulated garbage out of the room, I am the only one left in the room."

"Every time I throw trash into the bin, I have a mixed feeling of pride and guilt for doing the right thing."

"Just now at the door, when I saw the brand new classroom, I was instantly overwhelmed by the feeling of confusion and helplessness."

"I dare not step into this classroom because I feel like there is no place for trash like me here."

"But, thank you."

"When I saw you two trash guys showing up so openly and talking as if no one was around, I was no longer confused and felt like I had found a partner! This is Class 4 of Grade 1! Nansang Middle School is the real garbage dump!"

“I instantly had the confident teeth I walked into!”

"Thank you! Non-recyclable garbage, Lin Li! Thank you! Kitchen waste, Bao Wei!"

When the dagger under the map of Yan State was finally revealed, Lin Li was relieved. He smiled slightly, put the dog-beating holy sword in his hand back on the windowsill, stood up and walked to the back corner.

Zhou Baowei's eyelids twitched slightly: "Garbage is garbage, I don't deny it, why am I fucking kitchen waste?"

"Because garbage classification is advocated now, our quality needs to be aligned with that of Japan. Baowei, you may not know, the top Japanese internet celebrities..." Bai Bufan scored twice and once again brought up the big internet celebrities.

Zhou Baowei: “…”

"Speaking of garbage classification, brothers, I have always had a question." Qin Zeyu had heard it before, so he didn't react much. He just fell into divergent thinking and then spoke.

"You said."

"What do you think is the step of garbage classification for dry garbage? The garbage is so dirty, will it really not get infected or inflamed afterwards?" The thought was terrifying, and Qin Zeyu felt creepy just thinking about it.

Zhou Baowei, Bai Bufan: "..."

Zhou Baowei was convinced: "Zeyu, when you regard dry garbage as a "step" in garbage classification, you are already invincible."

Bai Bufan's thinking was much richer and deeper than Zhou Baowei's. After pondering for a moment, he gave Qin Zeyu a well-thought-out answer:
"I think it's the first step, otherwise there's no way to explain how the wet garbage came about."

Qin Zeyu, Zhou Baowei: “?”

Are there any experts?

"Lin Li, do you think mummies are dry garbage or dead garbage? Hey, Lin Li, where are you going?"

Not hearing Lin Li's voice, Bai Bufan turned his head to look for him, and then saw Lin Li carrying a bucket and preparing to leave the classroom, so he asked in confusion.

"Bufan, do you know who is the loneliest person in the world?" Lin Li did not answer immediately, but patted the empty bucket in his hand and asked the three people with a smile.

"Who? Pochi-chan?" the three people were puzzled.

"Lao She."

"why?"

“Because according to unofficial historical records, the last words Lao She left to the world before his death were ‘Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely~~’” Lin Li raised his head and began to blow bubbles.

Zhou Baowei, Bai Bufan, Qin Zeyu: "(;☉_☉)?"

(End of this chapter)