Chapter 354: Not searching after arrest is a big taboo
Chapter 354: Not searching after arrest is a big taboo (asking for monthly tickets)
According to foreign unofficial historical records, the color blue was determined because people found that every person who drowned in the sea would say "blueblueblue" to the sea, so people named the color of the sea "blue".
One reason.
Lin Li smiled and patted the empty bucket in his hand again, and made a gesture of pushing his head into it:
"Bufan, you are afraid of loneliness, right? Wait, I will let you die in the loneliest way."
——The reason why Lin Li made fun of Lao She was that he was naturally planning to let Bai Bufan be the new master.
"Support! Lin Li, I'm here to lend you a hand."
Zhou Baowei, who understood Lin Li's meaning, also stood up and nodded, with anticipation on his face.
Lin Li: "No need for that. One arm can't finish it. Baowei, half a pound will be enough. I want a fattier one. I'll fry some lard residue as a snack."
Zhou Baowei: “(へ╬)!!!”
"Your mother!"
"Tai! Mountain! Meteorite! Rocks! Fall!"
This is the situation in Class 4 of Grade 1. There is no such thing as so-called allies, only indiscriminate attacks without any mixed interests.
When a friend comes from afar, he must be punished even though he is far away.
"Hey, don't quarrel, let alone fight!"
"Garlic bird, garlic bird, without a swimsuit, you can't beat him..."
Bai Bufan, who had caused the dispute and should have been executed, now became a bystander. He handed a stick to Lin Li and a chair to Bao Wei, trying to stop the fight.
To persuade someone to stop fighting.
Amid the laughter and playfulness of a few people in the back row, the awkward talk on the radio ended and it was time for music.
The song played today is "The Wind Rises".
This song is quite interesting, but it only feels good when it is played in the full-loss sound quality of the school radio. The lossless sound quality is not as good.
Combined with the dim sunset shining into the classroom, the boys in the back row regained some humanity.
Resting on the wind of youth, listening to melodious songs, laughing and making noises in the back row.
The first time Lin Li heard this song was when he was on a train to visit his father. The uncle sitting next to him was very enthusiastic and recommended this song to him.
The uncle also said that one needs to close one's eyes and listen quietly to this song, immersing oneself in it, in order to feel its beauty.
Lin Li believed what he said and opened his eyes. Damn, his luggage and the uncle were gone.
Of course, this is just a joke, made up by Antenna.
Lin Li’s luggage was not stolen at all, and Lin Li didn’t have a father at all.
……
Evening self-study is over.
On the way home by bike, while waiting for the red light to turn green, Lin Li took out his cell phone.
"Lin Li: Uncle, are you on night shift tonight, or are you already off work and at home?"
"Lian Li: "Rose" "Rose" "Rose""
According to the information that Li Sheng bought yesterday for 4,500 yuan, he told him that the three-member gang would commit the crime tonight.
To be precise, it will be tomorrow morning, after twelve o'clock, estimated to be around one o'clock.
Although there is no real concept of performance in the Demon Suppressor system, there is performance appraisal. Solving more cases and arresting more people will help the Demon Suppressor to be evaluated for awards and honors.
Especially in cases like this where arrests are made on the spot rather than reported.
Besides, he had nothing to feel guilty about this time. He had done good things and could point fingers at others from a moral high ground. So, instead of calling the police later, Lin Li thought it would be better to ask Yang Liang whether he wanted this achievement.
It's a matter of mutual benefit and assistance. To be fair, these two wild uncles are very nice to me.
"Yang Liang:?"
"Yang Liang: I'm not on night shift tonight. I'm already at home. Lin Li, what are you going to do?"
"Lin Li: That's fine. Have a good rest."
"Yang Liang: No, tell me what you want to do first?"
"Lin Li: Nothing."
"Yang Liang: You're not going fishing again, are you? I know you have good intentions, but don't go yet!"
"Lin Li: Not this time. This time it's a good thing. Besides, how can I go fishing when Laoyou Road is like this?"
"Yang Liang: You also know that you weren't a good person before, right?"
"Lin Li: Rose"
"Yang Liang: So what are you going to do?"
"Lin Li: Uncle, I'm a really good person this time. Someone gave me information. I plan to witness and prevent a theft. I wanted to ask you to go with me, but forget it after get off work. I'll go ask Uncle Yan. You should have a good rest."
After explaining, Lin Li sent a message directly to Yan Aosong.
"Lin Li: Uncle, are you on night shift tonight, or are you off work?"
"Yan Aosong:?"
No.
Why is it that my wild uncle's first reaction is to question me?
Lin Li was a little jaded.
Ben was still typing when Lin Li saw Yan Aosong sent him a voice message.
I chose voice-to-text and heard Yan Aosong's voice:
"Lin Li, wait a minute, let me take a call from your uncle Yang. He sent me a message saying 'Don't answer, don't answer, don't answer.'"
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
No, it's not the Dark Forest Theory.
How could this happen? Am I some very Trisolaran person?
……
"Get in the car."
Yan Aosong slowly parked the car downstairs of Lin Li's residential area, rolled down the window, and nodded to Lin Li who was already waiting.
At Lin Li's request, he is now not wearing a uniform and driving a private car.
"okay."
Lin Li, who had also changed into private clothes, opened the back door and got in the car.
After closing the car door, Lin Li curiously asked Yan Aosong: "Uncle Yan, is Uncle Yang really coming too?"
The car restarted, and Yan Aosong nodded: "Yes, I specially found a colleague to take over the night shift. I will pick him up now."
As for Yan Aosong, he was on night shift tonight.
Yang Liang didn't know why, even though Yan Aosong had clearly agreed to come, he still changed to the night shift to accompany him.
Lin Li felt that they must be trying to grab this performance award. Haha, it seems that they are both very utilitarian, the miscellaneous fish demon suppressor~
It can't be that you feel that having one person staring at you is not enough, haha, how is that possible.
But whether it was one uncle or two uncles, it didn’t matter to Lin Li.
The only difference is that if Li Sheng lied to me, gave me false information, and then made me lose face in front of my two uncles, then I would have to respond with double the anger.
"So, Lin Li, where did you get the news this time?"
It was boring to just drive, so Yan Aosong looked at the road, occasionally glanced at the rearview mirror, and asked.
"Connections." Lin Li smiled evilly, "Uncle, you don't know, my connections are amazing."
Yan Aosong glanced at the rearview mirror again and interrupted: "So powerful? What if I cut into your network?"
Oh, no.
Lin Li: “…will die.”
"So you're still trying to carry out such a dangerous operation?"
"Uncle, you should know that your connections and my connections are not the same thing..."
Yan Aosong did not respond, but continued:
"Your uncle Yang told me that you got the map last time after getting acquainted with Song Luping. The source of the information you refused to reveal this time, could it be that you are hanging out with those shady people again?
Lin Li, let me tell you first, you must not get involved in anything illegal or criminal just to gain people's trust. If you do that, even if your uncle Yang and I know that you have good intentions, we will not be able to save you!"
Yan Aosong narrowed his eyes, his voice was stern and his tone was serious. In essence, he still wanted to persuade Lin Li.
"Don't worry uncle, I won't do that, I still have this kind of number.
I bought the information this time. Because we had an agreement, it is not appropriate for me to tell you the other party's information. But if he is lying to me, I will tell you all his information. Don't worry."
Knowing that it was for his own good, Lin Li nodded without any temper and smiled in a slightly flattering manner.
"Did you buy it? How much did you spend?" Yan Aosong frowned.
"Can it be reimbursed?" Lin Li's eyes lit up.
"Maybe." Yan Aosong nodded.
Lin Li: “Five million.”
"Mr. Duo, Mr. Duo!?"
The car almost braked suddenly, and Yan Aosong's voice broke.
"Ah? Is it too much? How about 400,000, uncle? Thirty thousand is fine, and two thousand..." Lin Li was easy to talk to and asked carefully.
Yan Aosong: “…”
Damn, I forgot this person is Lin Li.
Yan Aosong reacted and sneered:
"Lin Li, falsely reporting the amount of money reimbursed is a crime of fraud. You must bear criminal responsibility and repay the losses. The maximum sentence is life imprisonment. I know a lot of powerful lawyers. I will help you appeal and you may even get the death penalty."
Wow, so awesome, great lawyer Zhang.
“Forget it then.” After failing to defraud money and being threatened, Lin Li waved his hands, “Uncle, it didn’t cost much, just the cost of a meal.”
There is really no need to go into detail on the specific numbers.
After all, a high school student spent 4,500 yuan to buy this kind of information. When you think about it carefully, there are still many doubts.
"Okay." Yan Aosong sighed and stopped persuading Lin Li to reveal the other party's information.
After all, this child is very stubborn most of the time, and no one can persuade him to make a decision - both the previous and just persuasion were ineffective, which also verified this point.
Soon after, Yan Aosong arrived at a crossroads and saw Yang Liang waiting by the roadside. After seeing Lin Li in the back seat, Yang Liang, who had originally planned to sit in the passenger seat, immediately chose to open the back door.
The first thing Yang Liang did when he got in the car was not to fasten his seat belt or close the door, but to start searching Lin Li's pockets.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
When he took out a bag of black silk stockings, Yang Liang sneered, with relief in his eyes.
"Lin Li, open your arms, spread your legs, and lift your back off the backrest." Throwing the black stockings to the car in front, Yang Liang took advantage of the opportunity to pursue and gave a stern order.
Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”
No?
Am I a good person?
No, am I a human being?
Why am I, a kind-hearted immortal who is leading the Demon Suppressor to slay demons and monsters, being treated like a criminal?
I originally wanted to turn my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon only shines on the ditch——
After Yang Liang felt around Lin Li for a long time and made sure that there was no shiny bull hidden on Lin Li's body, he heaved a sigh of relief, closed the car door, and nodded to Yan Aosong:
"OK, Aosong, let's go."
There is no other way, we have to be rigorous.
Damn it! When Yang Liang thought about what would happen if he and Yan Aosong accompanied Lin Li to investigate a case, and this guy suddenly took out a flashing bulldog when arresting someone, Yang Liang felt that he was still alive and might as well just jump.
All I can say is, once bitten by a snake, you'll be afraid of snakes for ten years.
Although Yang Liang was not bitten, just hearing about some venomous snakes is enough to scare people.
Lin Li didn't know what Yang Liang was thinking, he only knew that one of Qu Wanqiu's birthday gifts was thrown on the front seat, so he reached out to try to get his things back -
"My black silk~"
Looking at the black stockings thrown on the passenger seat, Yan Aosong was silent at first, then he looked suddenly desperate but relieved, patted his head, and spoke with some difficulty:
"Lao Yang, you are so thoughtful. If you hadn't done this, I would have forgotten about it."
At this moment, Yan Aosong remembered the fear of being dominated by the Black Silk Man.
Yan Aosong slapped back Lin Li's hand that was stretched out to steal something, put the black silk stockings into the storage compartment in the front car, closed it, and turned around to sneer:
"Don't make a move, Lin Li. I'm telling you officially, this black stocking is confiscated!"
"Why is it so? As the Demon Suppressor, shouldn't you not take even a penny from us ordinary people? Uncle Yang, Uncle Yan, it's fine if you two don't serve me as a citizen, but now you are going too far by plundering the people's wealth!
Sue Zhongyang! I’m going to sue Zhongyang~” Lin Li started barking like a dog.
Lin Li felt deeply saddened when he thought that Xi Ling's Demon Suppression Division had actually fallen into such a state.
Xi Ling might be...finished...
However, the two of them still sneered in response to this. As for the strange title of "Demon Suppressor", they didn't care and just thought that the child had a second-year syndrome:
"I asked, and the "Zhongyang~" you mentioned said he had no objection."
Lin Li was dejected.
Xi Ling is still too dark. The demon envoy from a small town has already covered the sky with one hand.
After Yang Liang got in the car, he asked Lin Li the same questions that Yan Aosong had asked him before, but naturally, he did not get the answer he wanted.
There was silence in the car for a moment.
There was nothing to talk about with Lin Li for a while, so Yang Liang looked up at Yan Aosong and reminisced about the past:
"Aosong, the last time we met was at the conference half a year ago, right?"
"Yes, we have had few opportunities to meet since you were transferred out of the county bureau. The few times we made appointments, either you were busy or I was busy." Yan Aosong smiled and nodded when he heard this, with a nostalgic look on his face.
Afterwards, Yang Liang's gaze silently moved to Lin Li who was watching the scenery on the side, and Yan Aosong also stared at Lin Li through the rearview mirror.
"It's all because of this kid..."
Lin Li was stunned for a moment after hearing this, then he smiled and waved his hands, saying shyly and embarrassedly: "Uncle, don't thank me, it's my duty."
The two of them couldn't hold it in any longer: "Who the hell is thanking you? You bastard!"
If possible, I don't want to meet you at this occasion tonight! !
Lin Li shrank his neck, then sighed and said in a low voice: "A dignified demon-suppressing envoy actually swore. It seems that Xi Ling has no future at all."
Yang Liang and Yan Aosong: "..."
To be honest, the two of them agreed that Xi Ling had absolutely no future.
But it has nothing to do with the Demon Suppressor.
What matters is...
The two people's gazes were once again directed in the same direction as before.
……
late at night.
Yang Liang yawned.
The time is now 12:30 in the morning. Strictly speaking, it is already the next day, Wednesday.
Yang Liang turned his head and glanced at Lin Li who was still watching the surveillance video seriously.
To be honest, Lin Li really wasn't in this mood for fun, he was really serious about catching this thief.
But it would be better if seriousness could be used in a better place.
With a sigh in his heart, Yang Liang raised his chin towards Lin Li: "Lin Li, you still have to go to school tomorrow, do you really want to continue waiting?"
"Why don't you take a taxi and go home first? We'll be waiting here. Don't worry, if the criminals you mentioned really do something, we will definitely arrest them. If that happens and I let them escape from me, I will no longer be named Yang."
"As for your concerns about 'the news is fake and we waited in vain', that doesn't matter. We naturally hope that there will be no cases. Besides, we are in working hours now. Even if we wait until the morning and get nothing, I will definitely not blame you."
Yan Aosong also nodded: "Old Yang is right."
In fact, the time that Lin Li agreed to pick him up downstairs at his home was very late. Although it was half past midnight, the three of them had actually waited for less than an hour when they arrived at Fengsheng Community.
Yang Liang yawned simply because he was assigned to the night shift and was almost ready to go to sleep.
Fengsheng Community, like Lin Li’s home, is an old community that doesn’t even have security guards, let alone surveillance.
The so-called "surveillance" in Lin Li's hands now is the same as when he ordered takeout at school. Lin Li himself arranged two cameras outside the four buildings to record the images transmitted back in real time.
At this moment, Yan Aosong's car was parked in an area quite far away from Building 4 of Fengsheng Community.
The reason for doing this is very simple. Lin Li does not want the thief to cancel tonight's operation after discovering something unusual - this is also the fundamental reason why Lin Li asked the two Demon Suppressors not to wear uniforms and drive private cars.
If a thief sees a police car parked under four buildings, even if he has stepped on the mark countless times, he will most likely give up his plan out of fear and let the mission not count.
"I'm fine, uncle." Hearing Yang Liang's advice, Lin Li raised his head and waved his hands with a smile:
"I'm not sleepy. I'm prepared. The informant told me that those guys would commit the crime around one o'clock. It's normal that they didn't show up now."
"If you are sleepy, you can take a nap first. I will call you when the target appears."
Although Lin Li's daily routine is actually very healthy, he wouldn't yawn all the time if he went to bed a little late. What's more, as long as he absorbs some spiritual energy in his pocket, his pulse will be restored immediately.
Yang Liang waved his hand, indicating that it was not necessary.
What a joke, Lin Li is still awake, why does he choose to sleep at this time?
How can I sleep like this - even with Aosong here?
"It's not a question of whether you are sleepy now or not. You are not sleepy now because you are young and energetic. But what will you do when you go to school tomorrow morning?"
Yan Aosong continued Yang Liang's words and said:
"In fact, even if you go home now, you won't be able to get a few hours of sleep, Lin Li."
"What your uncle Yang said is right. Why don't you go back first and leave this place to us? Keep the camera for now, and I'll send it back to you some other day."
"We will definitely catch the thief here and record your contribution."
"Uncle, stop trying to persuade me," Lin Li shook his head. "I must participate in the crackdown on criminals. If you continue like this, I won't let you out next time."
There will be next time...
Their hearts skipped a beat, but then they looked at each other and sighed.
There were some waves in my heart, but not big.
For some reason, I accepted it particularly quickly this time. Maybe it’s because Lao Yang (Yan) and I have become a forest.
Yan Aosong sighed helplessly and said with a headache:
“Hey, Lin Li, I thought you listened to me before.
I know your intention is good, but you should do this at the right stage. You are still a child, why worry about adults? Do you have to do these things?
I still think that when you grow up, you will be able to spend many times more effort than you do now to achieve what you want now. Isn’t the Old Friend Street the best proof of this?”
"But Uncle Yan, when the priest lost interest in me, I realized that I had grown up and was no longer a little boy." Lin Li shook his head and said seriously, "So, this is what I should worry about and what I should do."
Yan Aosong and Yang Liang: "(;☉_☉)?"
Damn you.
Lin Li, isn't the timing when you realized you had grown up a little weird?
Question: What is the difference between Adam's apple and a priest?
Answer: The Adam's apple is only in the throat during puberty, but the priest couldn't wait that long.
Both will never appear in the throat at the same time.
"Lin Li, what's that look in your eyes? What's wrong?" Yan Aosong suddenly realized that Lin Li was staring at his face and neck, and asked with some confusion and vigilance.
"Because I suddenly realized that this world is still too unfair. Those who like little boys can call a priest, but if I like a little girl, the police will be called." This is what Lin Li was waiting for. He spoke happily, pretending to be depressed.
——Since I have nothing to do anyway, I might as well reap some merits from my two uncles.
Didn’t the public service advertisement when we were young say that the merit competition officially started from that day on?
As we all know, if you want to win a competition, in addition to increasing your own merits, you can also deduct the merits of others.
So the public service advertisement needs to take some responsibility for Lin Li’s current situation.
Thank you, PSA!
Yan Aosong and Yang Liang: "(;☉_☉)?"
Again! !
Yan Aosong sighed: "Fortunately my wife couldn't hear you, otherwise, as a Catholic, she would have to go to church to atone for laughing."
He himself didn't care. As a high-level demon-suppressor, his faith was beyond words. So, the Scythe of Justice and the Hammer of Justice had no objection to the jokes made by the priests standing around.
Lin Li, on the other hand, couldn't hold back when he heard that.
——Going to church to atone for your sins after hearing such jokes seems a bit like hell.
After all, Catholicism is a branch of Christianity and the one it worships is Jesus.
Lin Li believes that the reason why the priests' association is like this is that the top beam is not straight and the bottom beam is crooked, because one Jesus is equivalent to four priests.
This reasoning is very rigorous. First, let’s review a knowledge point mentioned before: Jesus = 2 Confucius.
Confucius met two children arguing about the sun, and a priest met two children arguing about the sun.
So, Confucius = two priests.
To sum up, Jesus = 2 Confucius = 4 priests.
The proof is complete.
So if Uncle Yan’s wife went to confess this, Jesus would probably just laugh: Just one?
Seeing that Lin Li's eyes were bright and he seemed ready to say something, Yan Aosong smiled with relief.
He smiled and pointed at Lin Li, then spoke in a gentle voice:
"Lin Li, shut up!"
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At the beginning of the month, I would like to ask for monthly tickets.
(End of this chapter)