Chapter 359: There Has Never Been Any Instruction Manual

Chapter 359: There Has Never Been Any Instruction Manual

The fierce civil war between the two great human beings really wiped out the great road.

In any case, the numerous music channels have suffered unprecedented destruction.

——It’s so hard to hold back laughter.

Your mother.

Were these two great men in the same mental state a hundred years ago?

Is this really normal?

At that time, there was no internal strife, but they started a fight among themselves, and killed and suppressed all the powerful demons.

Then Lin Li thought...the demons were just trash.

To be honest, Lin Li initially thought that this sword cultivator was one of the cool and aloof types like Zuoyou, but now he looks a bit like that bastard Aliang. He really had the wrong person in mind with this face.

But Lin Li thought about it and felt that it might be caused by being lonely for a hundred years.

After all, the long years are a precious knife for burping.

Those of you who have experienced being alone and restless for a hundred years after death know that this is not something that ordinary people can endure.

Friends who have not experienced it can play the song "The Loneliness of That Day~" on repeat, and it will have the same effect. Let alone a hundred years, it would be amazing if you can endure it for a day.

This ultimate battle that deserves to be recorded in history has finally come to an end.

Although Deng Wen admitted defeat, he still kept his mouth shut. He chose to take the initiative to throw the phone and the borrowed hand back to Taoist Shanqing. He stood up with his hands behind his back and said calmly:
"I, a sword cultivator, have lived an upright life. How could I disdain to do such a thing? I will return it to you."

Taoist Shan Qing stroked his beard and chuckled contentedly, but then he gave Deng Wen the way down, unlocked the screen password, and threw the phone back:
"I'm just kidding. What's the relationship between us? When we die, we will be inseparable, right?

I can't even tell the difference between corpses, why should I tell the difference between mobile phones? Just use it as you like, use it as you like~"

However, Deng Wen did not take the phone immediately. Instead, he let it float in the air. The next moment, he disappeared from the sight of Lin Li and Shan Qing Taoist, and his whereabouts were unknown.

"You are still so thin-skinned at your age?" Taoist Shanqing asked in surprise.

But soon, Deng Wen's figure reappeared in front of the two of them.

However, the difference from just now was that there were dozens of "Qingxiao Flowers" floating in the air all around him - the flowers that Lin Li had seen before on the edge of this inverted mountain, the flowers that would emit sharp sword energy when approached.

Taoist Shanqing said at the beginning that if he picked it, it would destroy the sword intent on it, so he didn't pick it for Lin Li.

"Lin Li, put these into your storage ring. I have suppressed their sword intent. They will not harm you or your things."

“It’s a way to unlock repression.”

"This flower can temper your sword will and lightning body. Although your cultivation is insufficient, it will be useful in the future. This leaf can be used as a one-time attack magic weapon. With your current strength, combined with the sword technique I taught you, you can activate 70% to 80%.

But its power is amazing. If there were no immortal cultivators in your world, this thing would be a killing weapon."

Deng Wen waved his arm, and as he introduced it, the "Qingxiao Flower" automatically disintegrated into "flowers" and "leaves", floating towards Lin Li.

When I got closer, it was indeed as ordinary as flowers and leaves. It felt cold to the touch, and there was no longer the sound of sword and sword intent as when I first saw it.

"Thank you, senior."

He did not want to refuse the gift from the elders. When Lin Li was a child, he would open his trouser pocket with his left hand to indicate that the red envelopes were rejected by the elders, and his right hand would directly put the red envelopes in. So Lin Li put all the red envelopes into his "Qian Kun Ring" and expressed his gratitude.

"No need," Deng Wen waved his hand. "This is just a small gift I can give in return for your willingness to bring me a mobile phone and computer."

"Next, if you are interested, I can pass on my lifelong learning to you. It can be regarded as finding a successor, so that my sword skills will not be cut off."

Lin Li was stunned.

Deng Wen still wants to improve too much.

At this moment, his eyes are full of desire to have a mobile phone of his own. He specially gave himself the "Qingxiao Flower" as a 'reminder' in case he forgot.

Lin Li saw his own shadow in Deng Wen.

——It was the same for me when I was a child and didn’t have a mobile phone. Time flies so fast.

Deng Wen: "(;☉_☉)?"

Password, is it an illusion?

Why did I read "kindness", "remembrance" and "care" in Lin Li's eyes?
Is this the look a Qigong cultivator should have on himself, a sword cultivator who is transcending tribulation?

Although he was already dead, as the saying goes, a skinny hunchback with big bones is bigger than a silver-maned flaming dragon colt.

I guess it was all because of that shameless guy Shanqing who led him astray.

"I still have to thank you, Senior Deng. Whether it's the gift of the treasure or the willingness to teach me the way of the sword, it has benefited me a lot. I will remember this kindness in my heart."

Just because a strong person is polite doesn't mean that a weak person like me can be rude, so Lin Li expressed his gratitude again.

“He just wants a cell phone,” Taoist Shanqing said at first, but then nodded to Lin Li: “But I have to admit that in terms of killing, the sword cultivator is the best in the same realm. Even if I face our top-level Yunshang Great Sword Immortal, I have to avoid his edge.”

"Lin Li, don't you have a 'Basic Sword Technique'? Show it to Deng Wen and ask him to help you add the follow-up content. When you use your 'Invisible Sword' in the future, you can learn from him without hesitation."

Hearing this, Lin Li looked at Deng Wen with a questioning look in his eyes, and Deng Wen immediately smiled gently and nodded.

After receiving the "Basic Sword Technique", as expected, not long after, Deng Wen expressed his admiration for the wonders of this martial art, just like Taoist Shanqing did before.

Then I immersed myself in it and started to add content beyond the "basics".

Deng Wen perfected his sword skills, Taoist Shanqing continued playing games, and Lin Li also sat cross-legged next to Taoist Shanqing - the three of them had their own things to do for a while, and the scene became quiet.

Although this fire mission requires my participation and I cannot leave Taoist Shanqing for the time being, it does not mean that I cannot practice. It is just a matter of changing from doing two things at once to doing three things at once.

One hand controls the "Spirit Gathering Sky Array", the other hand holds the flamethrower, and the body absorbs spiritual energy normally.

At this time, Lin Li's pupils shrank slightly - he felt the terrifying benefits brought by the "Great Fortune Pill".

Less than five days have passed since the last time I came to the world of immortal cultivation to absorb spiritual energy. During these five days, the spiritual energy absorption rate in the "Physical Fitness" column on the system panel has only increased from 800% to 950%.

Theoretically speaking, without taking into account the "Great Fortune Pill", taking into account my own growth over the past five days, it would be normal for the absorption speed to be 20% faster than last time.

But in fact, the absorption speed this time was more than ten times that of the last time, and it increased by dozens of times! In an instant, there was a feeling of swallowing like a whale!
The spiritual energy between heaven and earth clearly transformed into clouds and mist, and quickly gathered towards Lin Li, just like the changing weather recorded by time-lapse photography.

Previously, with the gathering efficiency of the "Sky Gathering Spirit Array", a large amount of spiritual energy overflowed and Lin Li was simply unable to absorb it. But now, even though the range of the array has expanded a little compared to the last time, the gathered spiritual energy is no longer enough for Lin Li to absorb.

Even Taoist Shan Qing couldn't help but feel surprised when he felt the change in the speed at which Lin Li absorbed spiritual energy.

He made a move to speed up the flow of spiritual energy between heaven and earth to satisfy Lin Li's appetite. While reaching the highest absorption rate, he also allowed the "Spirit Gathering Sky Array" to condense additional spiritual liquid. He then exclaimed in amazement:

“Strange, Lin Li, your spiritual energy absorption rate before was already considered a natural talent.

Logically speaking, the efficacy of the "Creation Pill" weakens as one's root bone and body grow, so there shouldn't be such an exaggerated increase. It's normal to increase it several times, but how could it increase so much? "

Lin Li was not too surprised. After a brief thought, he felt that he should have figured out the logic:

The improvement in the system's physical condition should be isolated from the medicinal effects of the "Great Fortune Pill".

Physical improvement is like a BUFF, an independent increase and improvement.

How the basis changes is a basic matter, and the BUFF is fixed to bring a 950% improvement.

The Great Fortune Pill should only target one's most fundamental and original root bones - and from my perspective, it should be considered poor or average, so there would be such an amazing effect after taking the "Great Fortune Pill".

The calculation method between it and the system's physical improvement is multiplication rather than addition.

Lin Li felt great after he figured it out.

Edison said that genius is made up of 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.

But Lin Li doesn't think so now.

Sweat? Inspiration?
What does genius have to do with these two? Genius is made up of 50% "nature" and 50% "talent"!

A genius like me, I don’t need sweat or inspiration, deep blue, physical improvement!
"It's thanks to my supernatural power." But he just needed to be arrogant in his heart. On the surface, Lin Li explained with a smile.

Taoist Shanqing nodded, thinking it made sense.

Lin Li’s magical power is like this.

After more than half an hour, Deng Wen returned the sword technique with the added content to Lin Li.

It would take a great cultivator more than half an hour to write, so of course there would be a lot of content. The pages could be piled up to half a person's height - and that was when the handwriting and pictures on them were extremely small.

This really can't be called "basic sword techniques", it's completely from entry to death.

However, this is definitely a treasure for cultivating immortals. If it is placed outside this forbidden area, it will definitely attract people to snatch it.

Fortunately, it was written on the real paper that Lin Li brought before, so he can take it back and read it directly without worrying about it disappearing immediately after taking it back, and he has to save it here for archiving.

Therefore, Lin Li had no intention of going to see it now, but instead took the time to continue absorbing spiritual energy.

……

Time flies, the years pass by like an arrow.

A few hours passed in a flash.

Lin Li was still absorbing the spiritual energy.

Before, Taoist Shanqing believed that he could achieve perfection in Qi training within a few dozen hours, but now the speed has increased dozens of times. Theoretically speaking, he should have achieved perfection in Qi training by now.

In fact, this is indeed the case. Taoist Shanqing said that the level of aura he exudes has reached the perfection of Qi training.

However, Lin Li's own feeling was still the same as before. From beginning to end, he did not feel any so-called threshold for promotion. His body also absorbed spiritual energy linearly, and his physical fitness gradually increased.

And until just now, it was still absorbing spiritual energy, there is no so-called upper limit.

This is not what should normally happen.

Because Lin Li was hidden under the system's cover, it was like a fog that was difficult to detect for Shanqing Taoist and Deng Wen, so they had no idea what was going on.

But Lin Li was not in a hurry, he just continued to suck as long as he could.

Taoist Shanqing had already given me the method of building the foundation. Time is precious now, but after returning to reality, I can try to study whether I can continue to build the foundation.

"Click."

Deng Wen seemed to have checked the battery level of his phone, so he walked over and plugged in the charging cable. Afterwards, he did not play while charging, but came to the side of Shanqing Taoist and watched him play games.

Taoist Shanqing is still playing "Dark Souls". Although he has rich experience in death and has the proper respect for soul-based games, he still dies from time to time.

Deng Wen found it interesting to watch.

He didn't say anything annoying, but every time Shanqing Taoist was killed by the boss or monsters, he would click his tongue, laugh, or even whistle.

——This is more annoying than talking.

The Taoist Shanqing, who was gradually uzi, died again and again. When Deng Wen laughed, he suddenly turned his head and stared at Deng Wen, laughing from between his teeth: "Fellow Daoist Deng, what does this mean?"

"Shan Qing, it was a little funny when you fought those monsters and died - I didn't mean to say it wasn't funny when you fought the Demon Lord and died." Deng Wen shrugged and spoke his mind.

Deng Wen is indeed very confident now.

Deng Wen, who knew that the speed of time flow was different in the two worlds, now knew that Lin Li would leave soon and would be able to come back with things in about half an hour.

By then, I will have my own computer and mobile phone, and will no longer be controlled by Shanqing.

It’s time to take revenge for the loss I just suffered!
"Deng Wen! Do you think these are easy? You might as well try it yourself. I guarantee that you won't be able to survive even the time of an incense stick." Taoist Shanqing could not bear the humiliation, and then pointed at the notebook angrily.

"Who are you looking down on?" Deng Wen laughed disdainfully upon hearing this.

How can a sword cultivator tolerate provocation from others?
"You come!"

Taoist Shanqing made the decision immediately and moved a little closer to the craters nearby, making room for them with anticipation in his eyes.

Because I have been caught in the rain, I love reading stories after the rain.

He was already prepared for how to taunt Deng Wen.

Deng Wen sat down and snapped his fingers. A stick of incense appeared next to the computer desk.

Afterwards, Deng Wen rubbed his hands together, imitating the Taoist Shanqing's posture just now, and placed his hands on the keyboard and mouse.

"I'm going to start." Deng Wen took a deep breath.

Taoist Shanqing stroked his beard and smiled: "I am looking forward to it."

The incense began to burn.

"..."

"..."

"Why don't you move?" Taoist Shanqing looked at the motionless game character on the laptop and Deng Wen who was in a position with a confident victory but also motionless. After being stunned for a moment, he asked loudly.

"Why are you moving?" Deng Wen turned around, looking surprised: "I just want him to survive. Isn't he alive now?"

Taoist Shanqing: "(;☉_☉)?"

Your mother gave it to you!

Taoist Shanqing had a gloomy look on his face, then he flicked his finger, controlling the character to move forward, forcibly arousing the monster's hatred.

Deng Wen raised his eyebrows and immediately set up a barrier to protect the computer. Then, based on his memory, he recalled how Taoist Shanqing moved and began to... run away.

The escape was quite smooth, and the hatred was pulled away in no time.

Taoist Shanqing: "..."

A stick of incense burned out.

The characters are alive.

Deng Wen pressed the esc key, stood up, looked at Shanqing Taoist with contempt, said nothing, but shook his head, snorted, and gave up his seat.

it is more than words.

Lin Li, who was trying to hold back his laughter, silently raised the height of the flamethrower in his hand and continued to absorb spiritual energy.

As a result, Taoist Shanqing became furious.

"Deng Wen!"

"When facing the enemy, you chose to run away blindly. Are you still the unstoppable and arrogant great swordsman, Deng Wen! In just a hundred years, your character has degenerated to this extent!"

"You are a disgrace to sword cultivators!"

"Senior Shanqing, we sword cultivators are not fools." However, Deng Wen did not get angry at all when he heard this. He just smiled and said, "I have suffered from lack of experience before. You let me do it so easily. Obviously, this game is really difficult to operate. How could I fall for it?"

"Since you can tell that this game is difficult, why are you still laughing at me?" Taoist Shanqing blew his beard and glared, his whole body burning with anger.

Deng Wen: "Because I am the shame of the sword cultivators, I can mock whoever I want, and I am just laughing at you."

Taoist Shanqing first widened his eyes and was about to explode, but suddenly fell silent, then laughed out loud, his expression softened a little, shook his head, and smiled at Deng Wen with emotion:

"Who would have thought that Deng Wen, the Cloud Sword Master who was revered by thousands of people a hundred years ago, would become such a scoundrel today?

If the news of your behavior just now spread to the outside world, I am afraid that many sword cultivators and women who admire you will be broken-if these people are still alive."

Perhaps these words made Deng Wen feel nostalgic. He looked up at the rapidly and gradually denser brilliant purple lightning in the sky, shook his head and smiled with emotion:

"He's been dead for so many years, why bother about these things? When he was alive, he was..."

Oh wait.

Why the hell is this purple lightning really falling towards me?

It turns out that Taoist Shanqing was not taking me to reminisce about the past, but was simply launching a sneak attack?
"The green-skinned old Taoist!"

The forbidden area shook, the sword energy was sharp and intertwined with the thunder method.

Lin Li looked around, expecting the third powerful human to appear.

But he didn't show up until the two of them finished.

This time the two of them had a true battle in the sense of cultivating immortals, but it seemed that there was no result, so they returned to Lin Li and the computer.

"You keep using the same old tricks over and over again."

"You don't do the same."

"..."

"Grandpa, you have a very good relationship with Senior Deng." Looking at Taoist Shanqing who returned to his flame, Lin Li smiled distractedly.

"Follow him? What's the good of that?" Taoist Shanqing said with a little pride.

Lin Li stopped commenting after hearing this, put away the "Spirit Gathering Sky Array", and stood up with a smile.

——The time we can stay here this time is almost up.

The gas bottles I brought are almost used up, but fortunately, two-thirds of the warming task has been completed, so it can be completed next time I come.

"There are many games on the computer that can be played by two people. Grandpa and Senior Deng, if you two are interested, you can try to play them. For new games, you two are almost on the same starting line."

While putting all the sword techniques written by Deng Wen into the bag for taking away, Lin Li gave the two of them some instructions before leaving.

"Oh? Two people playing on the same computer?" Taoist Shanqing raised his eyebrows, showing some interest: "What are their names? I just happened to have played this game for more than ten hours in a row, and I am a little tired."

Lin Li took out a pen and paper and downloaded the names of these games and the directories on the computer or hard drive.

"For fighting games, there are Bleach VS Naruto and the King of Fighters series..."

"For collaborations, there are Overcooked, Human: Fall Flat, It Takes Two..."

Lin Li took out his cell phone, then felt a little disappointed.

There is no internet.

In the world of immortal cultivation, one shouldn't be disappointed if there's no internet, but Lin Li clearly set up a personal hotspot today, but there was still no internet, so he was disappointed.

Lin Li raised his head and looked at "Taoist Shanqing who was being burned."

Why is there no internet?

Without a LAN and with only one computer, I can only recommend these.

"The latter can greatly promote the friendship between you and Senior Deng, so I personally recommend... the former." Giving up the hot topic, Lin Li's left brain refuted the right brain's summary of the two people.

Then Lin Li smiled and waved goodbye: "Grandpa, senior, I'll be leaving first, see you later."

He let Deng Wen put his arm around his shoulders, and then Lin Li disappeared from his sight.

"It is indeed impossible to trace or investigate. The primer left in the body simply disappeared."

Deng Wen looked at the empty front. Since Taoist Shanqing had informed him in advance, he was not too disappointed. He just said.

"I've already told you that you don't believe in the Taoist priests. Deng Wen, why don't you try the new game that Lin Li mentioned?"

Taoist Shanqing was naturally not surprised by this. He turned to Deng Wen, pointed at the computer, and rubbed his hands together.

"Okay, I've been wanting to try a different way of competing with you for a long time." Deng Wen was not opposed to it and was even very satisfied. "What do you want to play? Lin Li, do you recommend this "Bleach VS Naruto" or "The King of Fighters"?

"Let's play a cooperative game." Taoist Shanqing shook his head. "Let's try this one about humanity's total defeat. I guess the content is that we have to work together to save the defeated human race, just like we did back then—"

"Huh? Why? Didn't Lin Li recommend the former competitive type?" Deng Wen was a little confused.

Taoist Shanqing smiled.

Recalling the time when Lin Li recommended "Dark Soul" to me.

Although it is painful and fun to play now, it still hurts in the final analysis.

But now, I have mastered the many user manuals.

and so--

Taoist Shanqing confidently found the catalog, opened the game, and said firmly: "You can't always trust Lin Li, but you can always stop trusting Lin Li."

Deng Wen: "(;☉_☉)?"

(End of this chapter)