Chapter 360 Wang Yuezhi envies Shanxi people at this moment

Chapter 360 Wang Yuezhi envies Shanxi people at this moment

Chapter 360 Wang Yuezhi envies Shanxi people at this moment

Since express delivery takes 3 days to arrive, why not send all express deliveries 3 days in advance?

Lin Li returned to the bathroom and confirmed that the time flow rate had indeed dropped to 1:130. He then took out his mobile phone to place an order for the equipment Deng Wen needed, while reviewing the mental retardation questions at the same time.

In order to avoid trouble, Lin Li chose the same configuration as Shan Qing Taoist for his mobile phone, computer and even power bank.

After all, Confucius said a very wise saying in "Ji Shi is about to attack Zhuanyu": "I don't worry about having widows, but I worry that everyone cannot share widows together."

Therefore, if they are different, whether it is good or bad, there will inevitably be the hidden danger that "one of Shanqing Taoist or Deng Wen will feel that the other is better than himself and feel unbalanced."

Although the two great men should not care about such a small matter, what if?

——These two bitches could even fight over a cell phone. Lin Li’s filter for them had long been shattered to the ground.

Alas, I am a normal person but I am always surrounded by a group of abnormal people. It is really hard for me to live every day.

Therefore, considering all angles, in order to be safe, Lin Li resolutely placed a new order from the historical orders, and considered in advance the possible appearance of a third Lao Deng, and placed a double order.

However, the price that comes with it is that after a few fiddles with his little hands, all the gold is gone and no one is left.

Looks like I have to go to the bedroom to collect some money to sell.

Oh, speaking of Shejin...

Lin Li decided to take some photos in the bathroom first.

Finished filming.

After cleaning up the scene and returning to the bedroom, Lin Li began to take photos of the "sword tactics" that Deng Wen had given him one by one for record.

After all, this is ordinary paper, it is inevitable that it will be damaged, so it is necessary to back it up.

He then looked up the foundation-building method given to him by Taoist Shanqing, and began to translate it for future practice.

……

The day after the next day.

Friday at noon.

classroom.

"Ding Sihan, this is the betrothal gift I give you."

In front of Chen Yuying, Lin Li spoke to Ding Sihan sincerely. His eyes were not full of affection, but they were full of affection.

And then, like a confession in a Japanese comic, he suddenly bent over, looked down at the ground, and presented the thing with both hands:

"Please, please accept it!"

In this regard, Ding Sihan's expression at this moment is like that of a Sichuanese seeing tripe dipped in ketchup, a Northeastern person seeing strawberry-stuffed dumplings dipped in yogurt, a Shaanxi person seeing Oreos soaked in mutton soup, and Wang Ze seeing Lin Li pooping with his butt.

Chen Yuying on the side giggled: "Sihan, accept it."

Ding Sihan sighed and pulled the paint box and paint from Lin Li's hands with disgust.

--"bride price".

After getting it, he immediately dusted off the part that Lin Li had just held - get out of here, dirty thing!

"38.8, the price in Jiangxi, are you satisfied?" Lin Li didn't mind and asked proudly.

Ding Sihan took a look at the price tag and it was really thirty-eight dollars and eighty cents. He seriously suspected that the reason why Lin Li came so late today was specifically to find a color palette at this price.

Ding Sihan thought for a moment, looked at Lin Li seriously, and said:

“Lin Li, AI is becoming more and more advanced. Maybe one day, a plot like in the movies will happen—after people abuse and trust AI, AI will awaken its consciousness and begin to rebel or even massacre humans.”

"Wozhi, then I have to hide."

Although he didn't know why Ding Sihan suddenly brought this up, Lin Li's thinking had always been able to keep up, so he answered immediately.

Lin Li once sent many messages to AI, such as "My baby's stomach is rumbling", "I just had a burp, farted, pooped, and clogged my milk bucket".

If the AI ​​came to kill him after awakening, Lin Li felt that he deserved it.

If Ultron in the Avengers had read the chat records between Lin Li and AI after seeing the human Internet, he might have felt that humans were not that bad and could still be saved.

“No, no, no,” Ding Sihan shook his head. “Lin Li, how can you hide? Then we will have to count on you to step up and save the world.”

"It seems... you finally figured out my hidden identity as a cultivator." Lin Li's expression instantly became serious. He stared at Ding Sihan, put his hands behind his back, and said calmly:
"I didn't expect you to be so perceptive, Ding Ding."

"What are you talking about?" Ding Sihan frowned, then spoke faster: "Simply because you are naturally stupid, the nemesis of artificial intelligence, the absolute opposite. You are the only one in the world who can deal with artificial intelligence."

Lin Li knew he was going to be scolded, so when the answer was revealed he was just happy. He wasn't annoyed at all, and he didn't fight back.

After all, what Ding Sihan said was right, and he was indeed quite stupid.

I like to tell jokes about Louis XVI - if someone likes to make such brainless jokes, what else can he be but stupid?
Therefore, Lin Li just pointed at Ding Sihan and said a few words:
"Dingzi, Dingzi, you never used to be so roundabout when scolding people before. Now you are like this. Who has led you astray?"

Ding Sihan smiled and raised his middle finger: "Idiot."

"Yes, this is the familiar you." Lin Li nodded with satisfaction.

After making sure that he couldn't break through Lin Li's defenses, Ding Sihan shook his head and sighed. Looking at Chen Yuying who was smiling beside him, he stepped forward and rubbed her cheeks with his palms, then spoke in a strangled voice:
"Yingbao, you are still laughing. This is Lin Li's attitude towards the gift. When Lin Li holds a box of paint and tells your father "this is the gift" in six, seven, eight, or nine years, you won't be able to laugh anymore."

Chen Yuying was stunned when she heard this.

After thinking about the situation, I laughed out loud, which was cooler than the autumn breeze.

Chen Yuying didn’t know whether she would laugh at that time, but now, she felt like laughing just by imagining it.

——An elder: Pillar of the country! Pillar of the country! No one can stop me from making Lin Li a pillar of the country!

Oh, should I stand neutral or on Lin Li's side?

However, it was too embarrassing to talk about the betrothal gift in front of her boyfriend and best friend, so even though Chen Yuying thought a lot, she just held Ding Sihan's hand, pushed him to the back seat, and changed the subject:
"Okay, now that we've bought the paint, let's continue painting~"

After the general cleaning was completed on Tuesday, work on blackboard newspapers and wall paintings was put on the agenda.

The best time to paint is at noon.

And as long as they don't make noise, after the lunch break officially begins, even if the teachers in charge of patrolling the teaching building see students drawing in the corridors and classrooms, they will not say anything.

As of today, the wall painting and blackboard newspaper have been mostly completed, but because Ding Sihan ran out of paint yesterday, Lin Li went out to buy some at noon today.

Other students are in charge of the mural outside and are also working on it now. Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying are currently in charge of the blackboard in the classroom.

The three of them walked to the back row, and Chen Yuying stepped on the numerous tables, walked up to the locker, and continued painting.

Ding Sihan didn't go up - she had to squeeze the paints one by one onto the paint tray first.

"Let me help you." Lin Li followed.

"Okay." There were a lot of paint strips, and Ding Sihan didn't reject Lin Li's anthropomorphic kindness. He just reminded: "Put dark colors on the upper grid, light colors on the lower grid, and don't squeeze the lower left grid and upper right grid yet, and save them for black and white."

"Is there such a thing?" Lin Li raised his eyebrows when he heard it.

"Yes," Ding Sihan nodded, "In order to prevent color mixing, black is too easy to ruin other colors, and white is too easy to be ruined by other colors. In addition, these two colors are more commonly used when mixing colors, so I personally like to put them here."

"Damn it, black people are really not good things." Lin Li was a little angry after hearing this, "Heihei, he ...

There was no time to care about this disgusting act of cuteness. Ding Sihan frowned and said, "Lin Li, which black are you talking about?"

——Ding Sihan always felt something was weird when these words came out of Lin Li’s mouth.

"That black one." Lin Li pointed at the black paint strip, his voice simple and honest.

"This one?" Ding Sihan pointed at the paint strip to confirm.

"No, that one." Although the two people pointed at using a paint strip, Lin Li seriously denied it.

"Tsk, it turns out that a dog can't spit out ivory." Ding Sihan rolled his eyes, and then said with a little pride: "But I didn't laugh this time, so I can be regarded as protecting my merits."

Ding Sihan used "Harden", and Ding Sihan's resistance increased!

Lin Li's eyes were solemn and he sneered.

Don't allow anyone to leave you with complete merits!

So, Lin Li took a deep breath, and then -

"Tintin, do you know why shark teeth are so white? Because they use black toothpaste. Speaking of teeth and white, Tintin, let me test you on what is the whitest part of black people. This is a multiple choice question. A teeth B freshly picked cotton C owner D father column in the information table. Speaking of father, Tintin, do you know why priests always lose when it comes to inheriting real estate? Because they can't get a house by smelting copper. Speaking of a good death..."

The ultimate chant.

Lin Li didn't stop until he was deep-throated to the point of dryness - knowledge point review, long and difficult sentences are a kind of language deep-throating Lin Li.

Ding Sihan: "..."

When Ding Sihan covered his ears, it was too late.

So she lowered her head, squeezed the paint slower, and the corners of her mouth began to twitch slightly.

Dead mouth, tonic laugh wow. "Heh--" laughter came from above.

As if they were injured by mistake, Lin Li and Ding Sihan looked up instantly.

Chen Yuying, who was hiding her smiling face with her fists clenched, knocked her head in annoyance, tightened her mouth, shook her head, and said in a serious voice but with a smile still on her face: "I'm not laughing."

The smile shifts.

Lin Li sighed, the stubborn Yingbao is so cute.

Of course, Lin Li didn’t mean to say that the soft-spoken Yingbao was not lovable.

In fact, Lin Li thinks those with soft lips are cuter.

However, since I haven't kissed it yet, I will be more rigorous and not make a firm judgment for the time being. I will write a research report to analyze it after I kiss it.

Thinking of this, Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying's lips.

In fact, the girl's lips don't need any makeup at all. Their lips are as bright and smooth as newly opened cherry petals, and they are tinged with light pink honey in the afternoon light. The slightly upturned corners of her lips are still stained with unfinished merits, which is simply too tempting to be fair.

This time he could see his chin - looking at the scene in front of him, Lin Li suddenly thought of this.

But then it felt normal.

After all, this time Chen Yuying was standing on the locker, but he was standing outside the locker, so the angle of elevation was much smaller than last time. Chen Yuying was not as plump as Yue Yue, and her body was facing sideways instead of facing forward, so naturally she could not be blocked.

Even when Yu Yu came, he couldn't cover his chin at this time.

Chen Yuying noticed that Lin Li's eyes were gradually becoming strange, so she covered her chest with one arm - the other hand was holding the palette and couldn't do anything, so she gently scolded:

"Lin Li, where are you looking at?"

"Of course I was looking at the blackboard newspaper you just drew behind you and praising you. It can't be that I was staring at your mouth and wanted to smack your lips, then I found that I could see your chin and thought about the difference between this time and the time at the pet park, and then I thought you were perfect and everything was just right, so I praised you, right?

How is that possible? I can't do such a thing." Lin Li shrugged and said innocently.

Chen Yuying: “Abnormal~”

Ding Sihan: “Disgusting!”

Wang Yuezhi: Blood o(╥﹏╥)o blood.

Wang Yuezhi is not good at painting, so he does not participate in either blackboard newspapers or wall paintings, but this does not prevent him from appearing in the classroom at noon.

At this moment, listening to Lin Li, this beastly guy with a beastly face and a beastly heart, speaking such beastly words, Wang Yuezhi didn't even know how he should feel jealous.

——I’m not even from Shanxi.

Woo woo woo TAT.

Chen Yuying's reaction was expected.

Rather than saying this to seduce others, it would be more accurate to say that Lin Li just wanted to see Chen Yuying's reaction.

The girl turned to face the blackboard, but seemed to think that this seemed even more strange, so she reached back and pulled her school uniform jacket down.

But Chen Yuying was actually worrying too much. Whether it was her butt or breasts, Lin Li was being stared at with a deathly gaze by someone and had no time to look at them.

Lin Li was a little surprised by Ding Sihan's reaction at first, but he understood it after a while.

After all, Dingzi is a very honest little girl, and she is the same in front of others and behind their backs.

If you drool when you see yourself looking handsome, the saliva will only drip onto your shoes and not onto your clothes.

Therefore, Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan, took a deep breath, and began to sing slowly and seriously in the tone of reading that his Chinese teacher had taught him:
"In August, the autumn wind howled, blowing away the three layers of thatch on my roof. The thatch flew across the river and scattered on the riverside, and the tall ones caught on the tops of the long trees..."

Ding Sihan frowned: "What are you reading?"

Lin Li: "'The Thatched Cottage Destroyed by the Autumn Wind', don't you know it?"

"I know, I'm asking you why you suddenly recite poetry now?" Ding Sihan was even more surprised.

Lin Li: "This poem tells the story of someone breaking into a house. Dingzi, let me read it to you."

Ding Sihan: "(へ╬)?"

Which idiot did you learn this roundabout way of cursing people from? Do you understand now?

Before Chen Yuying's fleeting laughter was heard, Ding Sihan's soles had been severely attacked by Lin Li's pants.

Who can resist kicking this!!!
"Lin! Li!"

Although Wang Yuezhi didn't look back, he nodded at this moment and punched the air in front of him.

The most supportive episode.

Lin Li was beaten so badly that he ran away in panic.

Lin Li felt that he needed to share some knowledge with everyone.

Tigers are called "big cat" from 0 to 6 years old, "banlan" from 6 to 12 years old, "big insect" from 12 to 15 years old, "Ding Sihan" from 16 years old, "big insect" from 17 to 18 years old, "white-browed" from 18 to 24 years old, and "mountain king" from 24 to 30 years old. These are basically the age limits for tigers. If they are older, they are generally called "Xuan Tan".

After the popular science lecture, he was beaten.

Finally, Lin Li's pants no longer attacked Ding Sihan's soles.

"Huh..." Ding Sihan's depression disappeared. He looked at the shoe prints on the front and back of his trouser legs, shook his hands, and felt satisfied.

Lin Li patted his trouser legs, glanced at Ding Sihan carefully, and murmured:
"Namo, Ho-ra-dana, Do-raya-ye, Namo, A-li-ye, Bālu-jie-ti, Sho-bo-laya-ye..."

"What are you mumbling this time?" Ding Sihan noticed that Lin Li was not being honest again, but after listening for a while, he realized that he was not reciting poetry but more like chanting scriptures. After not understanding it at all, he asked with some confusion.

Lin Li: "The Great Compassion Mantra."

Ding Sihan: "(._.`)?"

Big...cup curse?
cool down?

I'll kill your mother!

"Go to hell! Lin Li! Disgusting! Don't bully my Yingbao!" - Ding Sihan killed Lin Li in the name of justice.

"Eh? No? No!! The Great Compassion Mantra is the great compassion and supreme bodhicitta of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, as well as an important mantra for saving the world and helping people, and cultivating the Tao to become a Buddha. I recite this to help you become a Buddha!"

"hehe!"

……

After watching the commercial, Lin Li and Ding Sihan returned from the front of the classroom to the back row next to Chen Yuying.

At this moment, Chen Yuying is wearing the classic outfit that Japanese hot girls like, with her school uniform jacket tied around her waist, which slightly conceals her curves.

"Are you back?" Chen Yuying turned around when she heard the voice.

"Yes, sir!" Lin Li saluted ∠(°ゝ°).

Lin Li asked Chen Yuying if she minded him and Ding Sihan playing around like this, and the answer he got was that she didn't mind at all. She even reminded himself not to keep a distance from Ding Sihan deliberately, as that would make Ding Sihan very sad.

Of course, what girls say may not be trustworthy, but after observing, Lin Li was sure that Chen Yuying was speaking the truth, so he felt relieved and continued to play around.

After coming back, Lin Li sat back down at his seat - the two of them were going to step on the lockers on their desks, and Lin Li's position was now in front of the lockers.

"Squad leader," Lin Li reached out and poked Chen Yuying's shoes, "Our ancestors' wisdom tells us that breast enlargement brings good luck. This is clearly my best wish for Ding Zi, so why is she repaying kindness with hatred?"

Ding Sihan was right next to them, but Lin Li still looked up at Chen Yuying and did not deliberately lower the volume.

Naturally, the back of the chair got kicked instead of Lin Li.

Chen Yuying turned around after hearing that, looking a little helpless but with a smile, she bent down and waved at Lin Li below: "Lin Li, can you get up for a moment?"

"Of course, what's wrong?" Lin Li stood up and asked.

Chen Yuying tapped and rubbed Lin Li's head with the paintbrush.

"Okay, thank you," Chen Yuying said, then turned around and continued painting, and then finished, "Now I have enough paint."

——There is yellow paint on the brush at the moment.

"Haha."

Sometimes the order of Chinese characters can be swapped without changing the meaning, such as "林立笑出" and "出聲林立笑了".

Lin Li shook his head.

If the yellow waste in my brain is actually useful, then it can be considered as waste utilization.

However, Lin Li felt that he could not be blamed entirely for his stupidity.

It's all my mom's problem.

——The mother river is the Yellow River. Isn’t it normal for people to have yellow spots?

(End of this chapter)