Chapter 361 Lin Li finally managed to be human once, but he lost so completely!

Chapter 361 Lin Li finally managed to be human once, but he lost so completely!

Chapter 361 Lin Li finally managed to be humanized, but he lost so completely!
After Ding Sihan squeezed out all the paints he would use today, he stepped on the tables and went up to the locker. He even stepped on them a few more times, showing how careful he was.

"Xiao Dingding, have you lost weight recently? I feel that you have lost weight." Lin Li wiped the dust on the table with a rag, looked up and said to Ding Sihan.

"I don't know. I didn't measure myself. Have you lost weight?" Ding Sihan crossed his arms and looked at Lin Li with a sneer.

Now you know how to say nice things and beg for mercy?
Why did you go early?
However, Ding Sihan knew that there was a reason why Lin Li praised people. He had heard it from Yingbao several times. If Lin Li praised people well, it was not impossible to forgive him.

"Yes, I can clearly feel that you have lost weight." Lin Li nodded: "Your mind has become narrow, and you have lost a lot of weight."

Ding Sihan: "..."

The sneer was frozen on his face.

It turns out... he wasn't even begging for mercy?

"Lin, stand."

"Dingzi, stop playing around when you're standing so high up," Lin Li begged with a smile, and at the same time motioned Ding Sihan to behave herself: "In the light novels I read, there are often scenes like this where girls are in high places and accidentally fall into the arms of boys below. I already have Yingbao, so you must be careful."

Then Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying: "Squad leader, you can be more careless. I'm ready."

Chen Yuying: “…”

Ding Sihan didn't bother any more, but just glared at Lin Li fiercely, decided to start blowing evil pillow talk next week, and then focused his attention on the blackboard newspaper.

"So Lin Li, how are you going to spend your time this week?"

Ding Sihan, who was coloring the painting halfway, asked impatiently.

"Me? I have the second subject exam tomorrow afternoon. The rest of the time, I will probably go swimming and do some charity work downstairs." Lin Li looked up and answered after hearing this.

There are no plans for either "Three Men and a Dog" or "Pretty Girl and the Beast" this week.

Chen Yuying will go to her grandparents' house on Saturday daytime. On Sunday afternoon, she will invite a competition teacher to come to her home to tutor her. She has already asked her family to contact the teacher, who is a grandmother-generation teacher with the title of professor.

——The reason for doing this is that after the three competition classes this week, although Chen Yuying is not unable to keep up, she is not very comfortable with it either.

After all, when it comes down to it, she has almost no competitive foundation at all.

Although Chen Yuying was not interested in the competition or the award, she did not want to be in a situation where Lin Li passed the school selection but she did not.

Even if he passed the school selection, there were still more difficult preliminaries. Judging from Lin Li's calmness now, Chen Yuying felt that he could make it to the finals.

Then I have to go too.

In order to stay with Lin Li during the evening self-study and the following Sunday afternoon, Chen Yuying decided to work harder.

As for if I pass but Lin Li fails, that doesn’t matter, I can just give up the game.

Anyway, this competition was just for him.

As Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu were both planning to go home this week, only Lin Li and Ding Sihan were left, so they didn't make any plans to go out and play.

As for letting Lin Li and Ding Sihan go out to play alone?
Lin Li can agree, Ding Sihan can agree, Ying Bao can also! Answer! (へ╬)!

——Just kidding, maybe Chen Yuying really doesn’t mind, but whether it’s true or not, Lin Li and Ding Sihan will never do that.

Although there are no activities, Lin Li can still do a lot of things.

First of all, Yu Jianan lived up to everyone's expectations and after the cooling-off period, he got the opportunity to take the second subject as soon as possible, which was the last batch in the afternoon, close to dinner time.

He is worthy of being the god who can cut off the mobile phones from Pinduoduo. His connections are really amazing.

Maybe I can really get my driver's license before New Year's Day. That's incredibly efficient.

The remaining time is for the remaining two elements of the five elements tasks, "water" and "earth": swimming and community construction.

Since the evening self-study ends late, I really can't do it on the school day, so I can only wait until the weekend.

In addition, for blind dates and villain missions, there are ways to advance as long as you want to.

There is also the translation of the foundation-building method and the familiarity of the sword techniques...

Therefore, as long as he wants, Lin Li can be busy at any time during the weekend.

"Swimming?" Hearing Lin Li's answer, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying looked over curiously, "Why do you want to go swimming in autumn?"

"Exercise," Lin Li shrugged. Swimming is easy to explain: "Swimming has a very comprehensive exercise effect."

"Is it really just swimming?" Ding Sihan expressed doubt and poked Chen Yuying: "Yuying, I suspect Lin Li wants to see other girls and women's swimsuits. You know what's in this guy's mind."

Ding Sihan pointed at the yellow paint on the blackboard.

Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying also smiled and looked down at Lin Li.

Lin Li raised his middle finger towards Ding Sihan and scolded with a smile:
"Come on, most of the people who come to Nansang Swimming Pool to swim are elderly people and families with children. There are not many of what you call 'girls and women' at all."

"See, I told you he had seen it. How would he know if he hadn't seen it?" Ding Sihan said firmly to Chen Yuying.

It’s impossible to hide the look of liking someone. Lin Li glanced at Chen Yuying and she knew it.

The look in someone's eyes that wanted to stab him couldn't be hidden. Lin Li glanced at Ding Sihan and she knew it.

"Why don't you two come with me? You have nothing to do on Saturday night anyway, and you can see if what I said is true." Lin Li said with a smile.

"I can't swim, so I won't go." Ding Sihan immediately shook his head.

In fact, learning to swim is a very simple thing. Don’t be afraid of water. Just breathe freely when you sink, and you will float up naturally after a few days.

Ding Sihan is really a cowardly lizard and a small fry.

"Me too," Chen Yuying also shook her head, "I don't like swimming in places where there are people I don't know."

"Hey, there must be strangers in public places," Lin Li raised his eyebrows and caught the blind spot at once: "Squad leader, listen to this, you have a private swimming pool at home?"

"Hello, there is indeed one. I have seen it." It was Ding Sihan who answered. After saying that, he bent down slightly, patted Chen Yuying's thigh and said with a smile: "Tsk tsk, Lin Li, you can hug the thigh of a rich woman, just be happy."

"Isn't the monitor's home in Changxing Building?" Lin Li asked curiously, "The building should only have a community swimming pool, right? Or is this in another house?"

The class has a personal information form, which includes Chen Yuying’s address, and it also matches the location that Chen Yuying posted in the group last week when we were discussing how to go to the market.

But it is also reasonable that Chen Yuying's family has more than one property.

"Yes," Chen Yuying nodded, "It's a house in the suburbs. We usually live in the building, which is more convenient. We usually only live in the villa during holidays or winter and summer vacations. Usually, no one is there.

I also learned to swim there. It was a small underground swimming pool, probably about four meters by eight meters, I’m not sure, but it was definitely not big.”

There really are vacant houses.

The happiest episode for experts.

"Actually, I also want to swim in the private pool, squad leader, can you steal the key for me so I can go swimming secretly?" Lin Li smiled.

"Actually, I can tell my family that I'm lending it to a classmate, so there's no need to steal it," Chen Yuying shook her head. "Do you really need it? If you do, I can tell my family when I get home today."

"Just kidding, forget it." Lin Li smiled and waved his hands when he heard that.

Go to Chen’s house alone?
Will it win?
Guaranteed to die.

My dear Uncle Chen knew that the "classmate" Chen Yuying mentioned was himself.

Tsk.

Fast forward to the horror escape room segment.

Lin Li seriously suspected that Chen Zhongping would secretly lurk in the villa, and then while he was swimming, he would pass high voltage electricity into the water to electrolyze the water to provide him with oxygen because he was worried that he would not have enough oxygen.

Maybe afterward, Yang Liang would come to question:

"Mr. Chen, why didn't you ask about Lin Li floating in your swimming pool for three days?"

Chen Zhongping: "Ah? I didn't know? He's dead? Oh my god, I was wondering why Lin Li got fatter, I thought this kid had been eating snacks secretly for three days with his head down.

Oh, it’s all my fault, it’s all my fault, woo woo woo hehe. "

Lin Li got goosebumps.

Garlic bird, Garlic bird, you don’t have a swimsuit, you can’t beat Uncle Chen at his house.

Besides, if no one lives there normally, Yingbao's villa is not the Titanic, so the swimming pool cannot always have water.

By then, I would have to sneak over every time and leave, which would be so troublesome.

"Class monitor, let me ask you a competition question." Lin Li said.

"Hmm? What did you say?" Chen Yuying was a little confused. It was such a sudden turn of events.

"There is a swimming pool, a drain pipe and a Zhou Baowei. It takes three hours to open the drain pipe to fill the swimming pool with water, and it takes six hours to open the Zhou Baowei to drink all the water in the swimming pool. How many hours will it take to fill the swimming pool if the drain pipe and Zhou Baowei are opened at the same time?"

Chen Yuying: “…”

So this was a competition question for elementary school.

"That's not easy, 4.5 hours." Ding Sihan answered quickly.

When Lin Li and Chen Yuying looked at him with surprise and concern, Ding Sihan was stunned for a moment: "Wait a minute! 6 hours! 6 hours!"

Ding Sihan has the demeanor of Jiang Sheng.

But it’s actually normal. Sometimes people really make mistakes in calculating simple elementary school problems.

Ding Sihan tried to change the subject to ease the awkwardness: "But, Lin Li, when you go to the swimming pool, will anyone release the water in the swimming pool?"

"Of course," Lin Li nodded. "People coming in and out will definitely take away or drink some water. In order to maintain the water level, the swimming pool must frequently replenish water on a small scale."

"Hmm..." Ding Sihan blinked, "That's not what I'm talking about..."

"what is that?"

"In a public swimming pool, will someone release water in it... that is, to pee?"

Lin Li: "..."

Lin Li was stunned for a moment, then the Husky pointed at people and greeted Ding Sihan's family with his mouth.

This is not conducive to unity!
Although the answer is still the same: definitely.

How many people didn't want to pee, but when the water rushed over them in the shower, they felt the urge to pee? "Ding Sihan, we are just classmates. You have crossed the line." But this did not stop Lin Li from speaking nervously.

"Hahahaha——" Seeing Lin Li's reaction, Ding Sihan laughed happily, feeling very satisfied.

"Actually, there is a pool water quality inspector in the swimming pool. He will scoop up some pool water from time to time to drink, to determine if anyone has released the water." Lin Li thought for a moment and spoke again.

"What's "Love Apartment"?" Ding Sihan laughed, then raised his eyebrows and teased: "Lin Li, drink less on the weekend, or stay away from Yingbao next week."

Lin Li just smiled and gave him the middle finger in response.

It's not disgusting at all. After all, toxicity is everywhere regardless of the dosage.

"Dingzi, according to your logic, the Atlantic Ocean that has experienced the triangular trade, the Boston Tea Party, and the milk pouring on Black Friday is a cup of pure pearl milk tea. Do you want to drink more?" Lin Li asked back.

Ding Sihan: "..."

When Chen Yuying's laughter was heard again, both of them looked at her.

Chen Yuying suppressed her laughter, then said a little aggrievedly: "Why do you always hurt me by mistake..."

When the bell rang for lunch break, the three of them immediately fell silent, abiding by the rules and stopping talking.

In fact, there were only three people including Lin Li and Wang Yuezhi in the classroom - the other students who came at noon were now drawing outside the classroom. But at a time like this, the more people there are, the more power they have, and they are right.

Respecting Wang Yuezhi is everyone’s responsibility.

……

in the afternoon.

"By the way," the bell rang, Xue Jian packed up the lesson plan, closed the PPT, and after assigning homework, he reminded the students in Class 4 who were eager to learn, "I'm telling you in advance."

"There will be a letter-writing session for parents at the parent-teacher conference next week. You can write down what you are embarrassed to say to your parents in person, and the letter will be distributed at the parent-teacher conference."

The classroom was quiet for a moment.

"Ah? No? Why are you doing something so awkward in high school? Isn't this something that should have happened in elementary school?"

"Besides, the parents' meeting is on Friday, and I have to go home right after finishing the homework. That would be really embarrassing..."

Xue Jian's words caused an uproar in the classroom. Of course, most people were pessimistic.

"That's right, teacher, let's forget about it. My parents and I have a pretty good relationship, we're like a family, and we don't need this kind of process."

This kind of inhuman words naturally came from the back row. Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan after hearing it:
"You guys are so close, Bufan? How did you know your parents?"

Bai Bufan: "My dad called me dad for a long time, almost a whole year, and then I started calling him that. My mom was the same, she also called me mom for a year. Really, she is a boy~"

Lin Li smiled and pointed at Bai Bufan.

But it is true that most people cannot avoid this process when they reunite with their parents, unless they have been abducted.

Xue Jian heard everyone's feedback, but just shrugged:

"It was organized by the school. I just passed it on. Anyway, you guys know about this. You can write about it casually when the time comes."

He also felt that this kind of link was meaningless, but sometimes, people had no choice in society.

There are many things that you can't just not do if you don't want to - like being the fucking head teacher of Class 4.

"The person who organized this has never held a parent-teacher conference because he has no parents. What are you thinking? I give up."

But today is Friday, and the students can forgive everything. After Xue Jian left, everyone looked around in the void for a while, and then they were too lazy to complain anymore. Instead, they were immersed in the joy of the coming weekend.

"School is over~"

"Go home, go home!" Without bringing any homework, Bai Bufan got up with a schoolbag to trick his family into picking him up. "I'm really feeling depressed."

Noticing the way Lin Li looked at the trash, Bai Bufan widened his eyes:
"The password. Tianming also stayed at school last weekend, so I couldn't find a single-person environment. I haven't taken off for two weeks. Lin Li, you, who can take off every day as a day student, won't understand how desperate this is for a hot-blooded captain."

Lin Li was too lazy to comment and stood up to go home.

"This week, I'm going to try something new. I want a threesome." But Bai Bufan was still enjoying himself. He began to rub his hands together, with a sinister smile on his face.

Lin Li, who was walking out, couldn't help it, turned around and scolded with a smile: "Stupid, how many times have I told you, using two hands to masturbate doesn't count as a threesome."

"Even if it's okay."

……

After riding his bike home from the swimming pool, Lin Li randomly chose a restaurant that was still open to have a midnight snack.

I swam until closing time at night, and I hardly took a rest the entire time. My physical strength is no longer that of a human being.

But fortunately, the progress did not slow down because I became stronger and my fatigue decreased, and the increase was still pretty good.

"The loneliness of that day became lonely~"

While eating, the phone in my pocket suddenly rang with the ringtone set for WeChat calls.

Today is Friday, and it is the most confident day for Lin Li as a fan of Times Youth League, so he pretended to be unable to find his phone, but in fact he did it on purpose so that he could listen for a while longer.

Finally, he took out his phone and after seeing the WeChat profile picture, Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly, a little surprised.

——It’s Yan Aosong.

Uncle Yan actually took the initiative to call me? And at this time - it's already nine o'clock in the evening.

I took a look and found out that he didn't even send me a message, he just called me directly.

However, Lin Li had a rough guess. He thought that the Demon Suppression Division was planning to commend him again.

After all, I was the real hero in the theft case a few days ago, so it wouldn't be excessive to give myself another banner. However, this time, I will let them write the banner to the principal.

Sooner or later, under his own social connections, Nansang Middle School will become a protective umbrella for his evil forces.

"Hello, Uncle Yan." Lin Li answered the phone.

"Lin Li! Lin Li!" As soon as the call was connected, Yan Aosong's hurried and panicked voice came from the other end.

"Hurry up and tell your aunt!"

"That black silk thread in front of my car! It's yours! It's left by you! Lin Li! It's urgent! Very urgent!"

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

Lin Li was stunned for a moment, then he remembered what kind of black silk these were.

——On Tuesday night, Yang Liang got into the car and searched herself like a suspect, then took the black stockings she had brought from her pocket.

Then Yang Liang threw it forward, and Yan Aosong confiscated it with approval. Lin Li remembered that he later took it away and put it in the storage compartment in the middle of the front car.

"..."

Lin Li's face gradually turned into that of a man trying to hold back his laughter.

Remember.

In order to prevent the thieves from noticing it in advance, Yan Aosong drove his own car instead of the police car that day.

Suppose Yan Aosong had forgotten about the bag of black stockings since that day, suppose today was the weekend night so he took his family out to play, suppose his wife, who was sitting in the passenger seat, found the bag of black stockings that did not belong to her while looking for something...

Suppose at this point Uncle Yan and Auntie are in the car...

Oh my god, I really want to be in the car at this moment.

Just thinking about the scene, Lin Li couldn't help but take a few bites of rice.

This scene of a river of blood is so appetizing!
“Lin Li——!!”

"Are you there? Answer me quickly!!" After the call was connected, there was no sound from Lin Li, but Yan Aosong's voice was already filled with anxiety.

"Uncle, yes, yes. How should I explain it? You tell me and I'll cooperate." Lin Li came back to his senses and answered with a slight smile.

"Just tell your aunt that it's yours!"

Then there was a noise of the microphone being tapped and moved from the other end of the line, probably coming from the moving phone.

"Hello?" When the noise ended, a slightly cold female voice appeared with an unfriendly tone.

Lin Li: "Hello, Auntie. I am Lin Li. The black silk stocking you saw is indeed mine. If I lied to you, I would have died a violent death on the spot."

——Without any tricks, Lin Li simply and directly admitted and clarified. At this time, he did not torture Yan Aosong.

It would be too much if my actions affected Yan Aosong's family relationships.

Lin Li still understands human nature.

The other end of the phone: "..."

First there was silence, then -

"Yan! Ao! Song! The person you cheated with is a man!"

Lin Li: “(；☉_☉)?”

China is indeed a country of etiquette. Bang! Bang! Bang! sounds came from the other end of the phone.

"Aunt! No! I'm a student! Uncle Yan and I don't have any abnormal relationship!"

"Still a student?!"

"Beep-beep-beep-"

The only sound on the other end of the phone was a busy tone after the call was hung up.

Lin Li: "..."

"what?"

Damn it, I finally managed to not do something stupid once, why is the result the same as if I did? ?
It's better to live a normal life.

Now some of the thatched cottages in the forest were broken down by the autumn wind.

(End of this chapter)