Chapter 361 The stick fell into the pit

Chapter 361 The stick fell into the pit

Chapter 361 The stick fell into the pit

9.25, Friday.

"Incompetent! You are all just a bunch of useless trash. Xu Fugui, how could I be so blind to marry you? You are useless!"

"What do you do for a living? Not only did you not settle the score with Li Kailang, but you also cleaned up other people's messes. You are really something, Xu Fugui!"

"And you, I gave birth to you in vain. Even if I gave birth to a dog, it would be better than you. A dog knows how to bite you."

Xu Ma cursed at Xu Fugui and Xu Damao, using all kinds of dirty words that made people want to die.

The patients and their families in the ward couldn't stand the insults after hearing these dirty words; it was too harsh to listen to.

They all ran out of the ward, but then lay against the wall to eavesdrop.

The swear words are really too technical. From individuals to ancestors of eighteen generations, even chickens, ducks, geese and fish are not spared and they are all cursed.

There is no repetition in the phrases, and everyone can just think of learning one or two kung fu skills.

When you have an argument with someone in the future, you can just take it out and use it and win easily.

After scolding for a while, Xu Ma's mouth was dry and she had to stop and take a breath.

"Mom, drink some water." Xu Damao immediately offered his help.

Xu's mother rolled her eyes and drank the whole bottle in one gulp. "Xu Damao, don't think you won't get scolded for doing this."

"One or two people, your Xu family is useless. The younger one is not good enough, and the older one is not good enough either. It's really like the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is not straight enough."

"Oh my god, I'm so mad!" Mother Xu cursed so hard that she felt physically and mentally hurt.

I touched my kidneys with one hand and my liver with the other. My head was aching slightly. It hurt everywhere I touched and I couldn't use both hands.

"Mom, sit down and rest for a while." Xu Damao hurriedly helped Xu's mother lie down on the hospital bed.

"Hmph!" No matter how Xu Damao offered his services to Ying Qin, he could not get Xu Ma's forgiveness.

Xu Fugui was scolded, his face turned pale, his mouth twitched and he said slowly: "Mother, maybe it really wasn't Li Kailang who did it. Could it be that we wrongly accused him?"

"Huh?!" After these words came out, Xu Ma was so angry that she sat on the ground and shouted: "Xu Fugui, what do you mean by this? Are you saying that I slandered others?"

"Xu Fugui, you are such a good person. It's fine if you can't get the job done, but you are so mean and yet you are still speaking for others. Do you want to divorce me?"

"Don't talk nonsense. Who wants a divorce?" Xu Fugui hurriedly comforted.

He is not trying to whitewash Li Kailang, he is simply looking for an excuse for his own failure. Xu Ma has been belittling Li Kailang, isn't that indirectly saying that he is incompetent?

"I don't think you dare to divorce me, you are like this, huh."

Xu Ma looked impatient, "Get lost! I don't want to see you two now. I've finally recovered from my illness, I don't want you to cause me to have another attack."

"Don't let it happen again. If you're not well yet, just rest for a few more days and be discharged from the hospital when you're well." Xu Fugui comforted.

Hearing this, Xu's mother got angry again, "Why do you need to raise him? It's free to stay in the hospital. Xu Fugui, you are rich, so you can stay in the hospital every day."

Xu Fugui didn't know why Xu's mother was so angry again, and quickly comforted her: "No, no, no, I didn't mean that. I meant..."

This did not calm Xu Ma down. Instead, they were greeted with Xu Ma's roar, "Get out! I don't want to hear it! Get out of the hospital right now!"

Seeing this, the two could only leave in shame.

When he opened the door, he saw a group of people eavesdropping through the crack of the door, and his faces instantly turned pale.

Everyone immediately pretended to find something to do, and they were quite embarrassed when they were discovered.

The two were about to leave in shame when Xu Ma's voice came from the room, "Xu Fugui, Xu Damao, pick me up later. He doesn't have any!"

"Alas." The two responded and walked away quickly in shame.

After the two of them walked away, everyone looked at Xu Ma in the ward and sighed:

"This woman's swearing is really dirty. How can this person be so different from others? I am convinced by her swearing!"

"I can't help but admit it. What kind of woman would curse so badly? If it were me, I would have been sent to the hospital. It's a pity that they can still endure it. I admire you."

Everyone couldn't help but feel sincere admiration for the two of them.

Mother Xu was so angry that she stayed in the hospital for several days. She thought Xu Fugui had avenged her and beat Li Kailang up.

She didn't expect that he was lying to her. Not only did he not beat Li Kailang, he also helped wipe the other person's door and clean the entrance.

The disparity between heaven and earth was too much for her to bear. Fortunately, someone let the secret slip, otherwise she would have been kept in the dark.

I had been thinking of going to find trouble with Li Kailang after I had recovered, but now I don’t have to, lest I get myself into trouble and end up being sent to the hospital.

At the same time, the courtyard.

It wasn't just Xu Ma who recovered well, Bang Geng also recovered well.

"Li Kailang!" Banggeng squatted at the door of his house, his eyes passing through the gate of the central courtyard and looking directly at Li Kailang's house.

He threw the stone in his hand hard onto the ground, his eyes revealing a raging fire of revenge.

"Li Kailang, you dared not give me candy and spanked me, causing me to lie down for several days. I must avenge you!"

Banggeng gritted his teeth in hatred. He lay in bed for the past few days. The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and his hatred for Li Kailang grew stronger.

If Li Kailang hadn't spanked him, he wouldn't have stayed in bed for several days.

It was all Li Kailang's fault, but he didn't even remember that it was Jia Zhang who beat him while he was lying on the bed.

Originally, the beating Li Kailang gave Bang Geng would have required him to lie down for two days at most to recover, but Jia Zhang's fatal blow made the already serious injury even worse.

Bang Geng didn't care about Jia Zhangshi. After all, she was already in prison and he couldn't find her even if he wanted to. He could only look for Li Kailang, who was "at large".

"Hmph, my butt isn't easy to spank."

These days, Banggeng has not been lying around for nothing. He has been thinking about ways to take revenge on Li Kailang.

After being able to get out of bed, he hung around outside Li Kailang's house, looking for an opportunity to take revenge.

"What is this kid planning?" Li Kailang saw Bang Geng pacing outside through the gap.

Li Kailang had just returned from get off work when he saw Banggeng's eyes fixed on his house. He pretended not to see it.

Any normal person could see the clues of this cover-up.

Although he didn't know what Banggeng was going to do, Li Kailang could more or less guess that it was definitely revenge, but he didn't know how Banggeng was going to take revenge.

"Forget it. We don't have time to waste on this kid now. Let's prepare ourselves just in case."

Li Kailang glanced at his watch. Today was Friday and he had to go to night university for classes. He was not in the mood to waste time here with Bang Geng.

It would be fine at other times, with plenty of time to play with the sticks, but not during class time.

Li Kailang turned around and looked at the layout of the house.

"There are a lot of big items in the house, and Banggeng can't steal them even if he wants to. The most he can do is make them dirty, but he still has to clean them up."

Li Kailang put down the things that were easy to put away, and put the things that were difficult to put away directly into the ring, mainly the big item like the sofa.

Afterwards, he ran to the kitchen and took away the rice and flour. He was not worried that Bang Geng would steal them, but he was mainly afraid that he would add some other ingredients, which was hard to guard against.

Finally, Li Kailang sprinkled a light layer of flour on the ground so that there would be traces of the stick wherever it went.

Finally, close the bedroom and bathroom doors.

"It's done!" Li Kailang clapped his hands and looked at it with great satisfaction, "Now we don't have to worry about Banggeng causing trouble anymore."

Li Kailang was about to go to night school, but he stopped after taking two steps and looked back at the clean room.

"It's not good to be too clean. If you sneak in and don't do anything, it will make Banggeng even angrier and he will smash other furniture."

"We still need to find something to attract the attention of Bangteng."

Li Kailang was thinking about what to use to attract Banggeng's attention. "Oh, right, since Banggeng asked me for candy, candy will definitely attract his attention."

Thinking of this, Li Kailang took out a handful of candies from the ring, put them in an iron box, and placed it on the dining table so that everyone who came in could see it.

"It's not enough to just keep the joke like this, we have to add some spice." Li Kailang suddenly smiled evilly and sinisterly, thinking of a bad idea.

He peeled off the outer coverings of the candies one by one and placed them in an iron box. He then took out small ingredients from the ring and poured a lot of powdered small ingredients into the box.

Li Kailang put on the lid and shook it, up and down, left and right, clockwise and counterclockwise. He shook it very vigorously.

Make sure all the candies are coated with the sprinkles before re-coating them.

"Hehe, now everything is complete!" Li Kailang couldn't help but smile sinisterly.

He laughed twice and quickly stopped, fearing that Bang Geng outside the door would overhear him, which would expose him.

"Don't you like candy? Let you eat as much as you want at one time." Li Kailang also considerately prepared a glass of water.

After all, eating too much snacks will make your mouth dry, and if you are thirsty, you can eat more by drinking some water.

Of course, it is essential to add some small ingredients to the water. If the stick stalk resists greed and only eats two or three at a time, it is not a big deal, but if he eats a lot and mixes it with water, it is guaranteed to be very painful.

"All done, let's go." Li Kailang left home with a smile. Before leaving, he did not forget to pull the curtains up a little to block out the sunlight outside.

He also placed a mousetrap clearly on the windowsill.

Then he deliberately did not lock the door and just closed it, leaving a gap "accidentally".

"You are too young to plot against me." Li Kailang glanced at Banggeng who was squatting and playing in the planting area in the front yard, and glanced at his house from time to time with a sly look.

Just by looking at his eyes, anyone who is not blind can tell that he has bad intentions.

When Li Kailang looked over, Banggeng pretended to look at the ground.

"Haha." Li Kailang smiled and pushed the cart out of the yard.

Banggeng pretended to play for a while, and when he saw that Li Kailang had not come back, he looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he immediately ran to the door of Li Kailang's house.

Bang Geng saw the mousetrap on the windowsill at a glance and sneered, "Do you think I'm a fool? You put this thing there and you still want to trick me into going in."

Then walk around Li Kailang's house to see if there is any other way to get in.

"Li Kailang, this beast, why didn't he lock the window before going out?" Bang Geng cursed and finally returned to the door.

Now only the door was left untouched, so we could only hope for that.

Banggeng didn't have any hope for this. After all, Li Kailang was famous in the yard for always closing the door when he went out.

Bang Geng got closer to the door and took a look. "Oh, there is a crack. Li Kailang is so stupid. Doesn't he know to check before going out? So stupid!"

Bang Geng looked around and seeing that no one was paying attention, he immediately opened the door and sneaked in, then closed the door again.

Seeing that the room was a little dim, Bang Geng was very happy to see this, "This way no one can see me."

"Hehe." Bang Geng looked at the layout of the house with a silly grin, glanced to the side and saw the kitchen, so he went to take a look.

After looking around, he naturally found nothing in the kitchen. "I thought Li Kailang was rich, but it turns out he is so poor that he doesn't even have food."

After finding nothing, Bang Geng walked out and looked into the living room. He found a dark object on the table. "What is that?"

As expected, Bang Geng found the candy and said, "Candy, so much candy, Li Kailang is a bastard, why don't you let me eat so much candy?"

"I told you not to give me any food, so I stole it all for you, just to stop you from giving it to me."

Banggeng stuffed the candies into his trouser pockets while cursing. Soon both pockets were full, and there was still a lot left in the iron box.

"I won't give you the rest. You have to eat it all."

Bang Geng peeled off the coating of the remaining candies and stuffed them all into his mouth, causing the sides of his mouth to bulge out.

"Cough cough!" Bang Geng choked after eating too much at once. He couldn't help but cough twice and patted his chest hard, feeling a little uncomfortable.

"Dun Dun~" He picked up the water cup next to him and drank it all in one gulp.

"Burp!" A long burp was heard, and Bang Geng finally recovered.

I didn't even notice the candy bits going into my stomach along with the water.

At this moment, Bang Geng was chewing very happily. This was the first time he had eaten so many candies. "Mmm, so delicious, really good!"

Soon, the mouthful of candy turned into water and went down his throat.

"It's just right for eating. Now that all the candy is gone, Li Kailang will be so mad if he comes back and sees it!"

Banggeng thought happily, he could imagine Li Kailang being furious when he found out, it was funny just thinking about it.

"Gurgle~" Suddenly, Banggeng's stomach made a howling sound, causing him to cover his stomach all of a sudden, with an embarrassed look on his face.

"The sugar is poisonous!" Bang Geng realized something was wrong immediately, "Li Kailang, you bastard, you poisoned it!"

Li Kailang put laxatives in the candy. It's not a big deal to take a little of this laxative, at most it can help clear your bowels.

But if you eat too much, the effects will be extraordinary and more serious than simply getting a stomach upset.

Bang Geng eats so many candies, which is a lot in total, and he can't bear it.

"No, I can't hold it anymore." Bang Geng didn't care about anything else. He kicked Li Kailang's door open, rushed out holding his butt, and went to the public toilet.

“Hey, hey, hey!” Everyone in the front yard was surprised when they saw Bang Geng coming out of Li Kailang’s house. “Why did Bang Geng end up at Li Kailang’s house?”

While everyone was still stunned, Banggeng had already disappeared.

Not long after, Bang Geng ran to the public toilet.

There are not many squatting toilets in public toilets, just a few, otherwise why would everyone rush to use the toilet early in the morning.

"Bang bang!" Bang Geng looked at the three closed doors and knocked repeatedly, "Is the person inside okay?"

"Why are you in such a hurry, little brat? If you can't hold it in, just poop in your pants." Someone said unhappily. He had just squatted down.

"Hurry up, I can't hold it anymore!" Bang Geng twisted his waist, covered his buttocks with both hands, his face as pale as liver, and looked like he couldn't hold it any longer.

"Hey, you kid finally came, and you still want to plot against me, it makes me laugh to death!" Li Kailang laughed and stood up while squatting.

It was worth it that he squatted in the toilet for so long, and finally the stick came.

"Now that someone has arrived, it's time to step down and let others take over." Li Kailang stood up tremblingly, his legs aching from squatting for so long.

Others came to poop, but he came to grab a spot. He just squatted without doing anything and smelled the stench for a long time.

"Hurry up, I can't hold it anymore." Banggeng's face turned red from holding it in. He looked around and planned to poop here.

With a "creaky" sound, the toilet door opened. Li Kailang opened the door and walked out sideways, deliberately blocking his front so as not to be discovered.

Bang Geng didn't care at all. When he saw someone opening the door, he rushed straight to the squatting position and closed the door.

"Hey, you're in such a hurry. It seems you must have eaten a lot." Li Kailang smiled slightly and was now waiting to watch the fun.

But the most urgent thing is to go out and get some fresh air. The smell from the toilet is almost damaging my nose.

“Plop, plop~”

"Pu Pu~"

"Zizi~"

"Ah~"

After a few sounds, Bang Geng emptied the feces in his stomach, let out a long sigh, and a feeling of comfort and clarity appeared on his face.

"Click~" Suddenly, a strange sound was heard.

"Crack, crack—" There were several strange noises in succession.

Bang Geng looked in the direction of the sound and found several cracks on the wooden board, spreading clearly.

"It's going to break!" Bang Geng thought to himself. Without even bothering to wipe his butt, he quickly pulled up his belt and prepared to stand up.

"Bang!" The wooden board broke just as Banggeng put on his pants.

Bang Geng had no time to react and screamed, "Ah!"

"Plop!" The stick fell into the pit.

"Gululu~"

"Help!"

"Gululu~"

"What's that sound?" The person who was waiting to go to the toilet heard the cry for help.

"Could it be that the child fell into the pit?" someone speculated.

"Gurgle~" The sticky bunny struggled in the feces and some dirt inevitably entered its mouth.

"Help!"

"Oh no, the child fell in!"

"Bang!" Everyone was eager to save his life, so they kicked the toilet door open and rushed into the squat toilet. They saw that the wooden board was gone and a child was struggling in the pit.

Without the wooden boards to block the view, a foul odor hit me in the face. Looking at the sticks swimming in the yellow pit, the visual impact instantly caught my eye.

Everyone couldn't hold it any longer and ran to the public toilet, retching outside.

"Hurry up! Someone's child fell into the pit!"

"Is there anyone here? Come quickly! A child has fallen into the pit. Come and save him!"

The most tragic thing in the world is to fall into a manure pit, but what is even more tragic than falling into a manure pit is to eat your own feces and drink your own urine.

(End of this chapter)