Chapter 362: The Stick, the Cannon, the Dung, the Stupid Pillar, the Pit Jump

Chapter 362: The Stick, the Cannon, the Dung, the Stupid Pillar, the Pit Jump

Chapter 362: The Stick, the Cannon, the Dung, the Stupid Pillar, the Pit Jump (This Chapter is Poisonous)
[This chapter is poisonous. If you mind, don't read it! Especially don't read it while eating! ]

"Whose child fell into the pit? Who?"

"Who dropped it? Let me take a look!"

When the people around heard the news, they were all very excited.

Yes, it’s excitement.

There's not much excitement these days. If someone fell into a manure pit, it would be a big show. It's rare to see it under normal circumstances, but today they have the chance to watch it.

A group of people rushed to the public toilet, anxious to watch this big show.

"If someone's child falls into a manure pit, you have to go check if it's yours."

But before that, let’s call our own children first.

"Awesome!"

"Jie Kuang!"

"Guangfu!"

Yan Bugui, Qin Huairu, Second Aunt and others were all calling for their sons.

"Hey, I'm here!" Yan Jiekuang and Liu Guangfu both responded.

Qin Huairu heard both children responding, but there was no response from Bang Geng, and she became anxious.

"Banggeng! Banggeng where are you!" Qin Huairu didn't get a response from Banggeng for a long time. She thought to herself that something was wrong and an idea came to her mind.

Could it be that the stick fell into the pit?

"Great!" Qin Huairu shouted and immediately ran to the public toilet.

By the time Qin Huairu arrived at the public toilet, it was already surrounded by people in three layers inside and outside. It was so crowded that she couldn't squeeze in.

There were all kinds of people coming to watch the fun, men, women, young and old, even the lame ones dragged their legs and limped over to join in the fun.

They stretched their heads to look inside carefully, and moved their heads left and right as if they could see it that way.

"Gululu~"

"Help! Help!" Banggeng was still struggling and calling for help in the pit.

When Qin Huairu heard Bang Geng's voice, her heart suddenly rose and she pushed forward, "Please make way, make way!"

"Why are you pushing so hard? Do you understand the principle of first come first served? Why are you so anxious? Is it your son who fell into the pit?" The big man yelled at Qin Huairu rudely.

Hearing this, Qin Huairu burst into tears and shouted back, "Yes, it was my son who fell into the pit! That's enough!"

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone turned to look at Qin Huairu, their eyes full of pity, it turned out to be her child.

The big man suddenly felt ashamed. He didn't expect to block the main person. He quickly stepped aside and said, "You go first, you go first!"

"Great!" Qin Huairu didn't have time to argue with him. She shouted and came to the pit.

I saw Banggeng holding a broken piece of wood and swimming leisurely in the pit.

Oh no, it's struggling and flapping up and down.

Every time the stick struggles, some rice will splash around, and it may even go into the mouth accidentally.

After so much trouble, Bang Geng has come to the conclusion that it is better not to do anything rashly.

But if you don't move, you will be trapped in the pit again. You can't get out even if you want to, you can only struggle a little.

The manure pits of this era were square and about three meters deep.

This is not like the toilets in later generations, which have a sewage system. It is not even a septic tank. It is just a pure big pit.

Each public toilet is shared by the surrounding courtyards, and all defecation and urination are done here. When it is full, the night soil collectors will come and take away the "golden juice".

Bang Geng was also lucky, the pit was not full, only about half full.

Luckily it's only half full, if it was full this thing would be like a swamp.

Not only was there nowhere to gain leverage, but the more he struggled, the deeper he sank.

Fortunately, Bang Geng was holding a piece of broken wood, which provided some buoyancy.

If it were any other time, everyone would hold their breath and walk quickly when passing by, and sometimes even have to close their eyes.

It's really annoying to the eyes.

At this time, Banggeng could actually swim in the manure pit, which was really——

Thai pants are hot!
Banggeng is now in a state of despair, spitting out bubbles all the time.

"Hold on, mom is here to save you!"

"Mom!" When Banggeng heard his mother's voice, it was like a timely help. He looked up and called out, forgetting to flutter for a moment, and another bit of "rice soup" went into his mouth.

Bang Geng was so frightened that he didn't dare to shout or scream, and just held on to the board tightly.

At this time, Banggen was covered in feces and urine, with a long yellow and black streak on his head, which was obviously just defecated.

Banggeng is the first one to poop on himself.

"Ugh~" Qin Huairu couldn't help but dry heave when she saw this scene and wanted to escape from here.

But when she thought of Banggeng's current predicament, she, as a strong mother, held back.

Qin Huairu said so, but she couldn't be persuaded. There was really nothing she could do.

Looking around, I see people everywhere and legs everywhere, no tools at all.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you are the only one who wants to plot against me. I will definitely kill you." Li Kailang hid in the crowd, "It's worth it that I have been squatting for so long."

After Li Kailang left the yard, he did not go to the night school, but turned to the public toilet.

He was sure that Banggeng would eat all the candy and get a stomachache, and then he would definitely go to the public toilet.

Li Kailang directly grabbed a squatting spot and squatted there without coming out. At the same time, he cracked the wooden board he was squatting on. If you squat for too long, the wooden board will definitely crack.

Of course, this method also has its flaws. If Banggeng grabs another squatting spot, Li Kailang will fail and he can only blame himself for his bad luck.

Fortunately, there were many people coming to the toilet, leaving Banggeng no other chance, so he could only choose Li Kailang.

"Now we just wait and see the fun." Li Kailang folded his arms, waiting to see how Qin Huairu would handle it.

Qin Huairu was now like an ant on a hot pan, extremely anxious, and found a bunch of tools, ropes, long wooden sticks, and wooden boards.

Somewhat useful, but not much.

The rope was thrown down and the stick was caught, but his hands were covered with feces and were too slippery to hold on at all. The same result happened with the long wooden stick.

The wooden board is of some use, as it adds a little buoyancy to the stick so it doesn't have to flap around all the time.

For now, the safest way is for one person to jump down, lift the stick up, and have the people above reach out to catch it.

This will save the stick terrier.

It's easier said than done. Who would be willing to jump into a cesspool and get covered in shit and urine? Not only would it ruin your reputation.

Even though it was to save people, for everyone, what they will always remember most is jumping into the pit.

If you pass it a little bit outward, it will fall into the pit just like the stick.

Qin Huairu shuddered at the thought of jumping into the pit and wading through the manure water. She got goose bumps all over her body and her hair stood on end.

This is not the end yet, you still have to lift the stick, if you are not careful, the manure will drip on you.

If it drips onto their faces or mouths, the sight is disgusting just to think about. It would be worse than killing them.

"Dongxu Dongxu!" Qin Huairu muttered Jia Dongxu's name, stood up and looked around, but there was no sign of Jia Dongxu.

Only the people in the yard were seen, including Sha Zhu, Yi Zhonghai and others, but Jia Dongxu was not seen.

Everyone came back from get off work, but Jia Dongxu didn't come back.

"What should we do? Why hasn't Dongxu come back yet?" Qin Huairu was anxious.

"Mom, please save me, I can't hold on any longer!" Banggeng shouted in the pit.

"Banggeng, hold on a little longer, mom will rescue you right away." Qin Huairu responded. The only thing she could do now was to ask someone for help.

“Can anyone help?”

Before Qin Huairu finished her words, the crowd who were watching the fun ran out of the public toilet at lightning speed.

It's okay to let them join in the fun, but forget it if they jump in to save him, because he's not their son.

In an instant, the public toilet became much emptier, leaving only the people in the yard standing there in a daze, unable to react.

Li Kailang naturally followed him out. It would be inappropriate for him to appear around so many people as this would easily arouse suspicion.

"Mom, I can't hold on any longer!"

Banggeng shouted again at this time, which instantly gripped Qin Huairu's heart. She now had to find a way to save Banggeng quickly.

At this time, Banggeng was already exhausted. Although his upper body was supported on the wooden board, his legs were not idle and kept flapping.

If we don't rescue it quickly, the stick will sink into the pit, and then it will be too late.

Qin Huairu was eager to save her son. She looked around and saw no one was willing to help Bang Geng. Finally, she could only look at Sha Zhu. "Zhu Zi, I really have no other choice. I can only beg you. Please save Bang Geng. It will be too late if you don't save him. I will be grateful to you for the rest of my life."

Hearing this, Sha Zhu looked conflicted. It was difficult for him too.

This is no small matter; it concerns his reputation and honor.

If the girl he's looking for in the future knew that he jumped into the pit, no woman would be willing to be with him, even if he did it to save someone.

But Qin Huairu asked for help, and he couldn't bear to see Qin Huairu so helpless. He wanted to save her but didn't want to.

Tangled ah.

Qin Huairu saw that Sha Zhu was still not letting go, and she immediately burst into tears:

"Zhu Zi, I only have this one son. What if anything happens to Bang Geng? How will I live?"

"I've never asked you for help before, so why don't you help me? As long as you help me this time, I'll agree to anything you ask for."

After saying that, Qin Huairu knelt down on the ground with tears streaming down her face and hugged Sha Zhu's thighs directly.

Feeling the softness of her thigh, Sha Zhu felt a little distracted, but he immediately dismissed this inappropriate thought.

He looked around for Jia Dongxu and muttered to himself, "Damn it, why hasn't Jia Dongxu come yet?"

Although he said this, he actually hoped that Jia Dongxu would not come, so that he could propose better conditions.

Qin Huairu looked up at Sha Zhu's eyes moving from side to side while crying. She knew that he was moved, but it didn't make him take action yet.

"Zhu Zi, aren't you on a blind date? I have a cousin. If you can save Bang Geng, I will introduce her to you."

Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu's heart instantly surged.

After waiting for so long and dating for so long, today is the day. Whether you can get married and have a big fat boy depends on this jump.

How can a small cesspool resist him, a fool?

"Sister Qin, don't worry, I will definitely save Banggeng, you just wait up there!"

After saying that, Sha Zhu quickly took off all his clothes, leaving only a pair of shorts.

"This silly Zhu is quite coquettish. He is actually wearing a pair of red shorts." Everyone couldn't help but make fun of him.

Sha Zhu looked at Bang Geng who was still struggling and said, "Bang Geng, hold on, uncle will come down to save you!"

"Stupid uncle, hurry up, I can't hold on any longer."

"It's coming!"

The yellow-brown solid liquid, accompanied by a "strange fragrance" wafted towards him, and even Sha Zhu couldn't help but back off.

But when he thought of the military order he had given in front of Qin Huairu and his future wife, Sha Zhu pinched his nose, gritted his teeth and watched him slide down the wall of the pit.

After a while, Sha Zhu slowly slid down and stood in the pit, with the yellow solid-liquid mixture only reaching his chest.

But the smell was so close to his nose that it rushed into Shazhu's nose in an instant, making him almost unable to stand and almost slip.

If you slip, you will be in trouble and have shit in your mouth.

"Huh——" Everyone looked at Sha Zhu jumping in, and couldn't help but frown, with a look of contempt and admiration in their eyes.

"Ugh!" Everyone couldn't help but dry heave. The visual impact was too great and they fled from this treasure land one by one.

Sha Zhu felt something hard on his head, so he just took it and took a look at it.

"Huh,"

"Shazhu, you're a real man!" Yan Bugui expressed his rare admiration.

"Why didn't I realize before that Sha Zhu was so powerful that he even dared to go into the manure pit? This, this, this..." Liu Haizhong was so shocked that he didn't know what to say.

Li Kailang suddenly thought of something, "This is enough to make me jump into a cesspool. I'd better not go to this cafeteria in the future. Who knows, there might be something between my fingers."

Fortunately, he hadn't eaten dinner yet, otherwise he would have vomited it all out.

At this time, Shazhu in the pit was thinking about getting the stick up quickly and then leaving.

The smell is so strong that it goes straight to my head and I can't hold it back.

One minute, one minute at most. Sha Zhu shut his mouth and clenched his teeth. He could only stay for one minute, otherwise he would definitely not be able to hold on.

Shazhu secretly admired Banggeng in his heart. He didn't expect that Banggeng could stay in the pit for such a long time.

Not only could he hold on, he even dared to eat and ate a lot. He couldn't even bear it if he didn't eat.

I really underestimated Bang Geng in the past because he was so patient and so good at eating.

"Sister Qin, throw the rope down!" Sha Zhu looked up and shouted, and Qin Huairu immediately threw the rope down.

Sha Zhu took the rope, passed it through Bang Geng's armpits and tied a knot, then gritted his teeth and lifted Bang Geng up.

The stick is not that heavy to begin with, and in the past Shazhu could easily pick it up.

But Bang Geng had been in the pit for so long that he was covered in shit, weighing at least 20 to 30 kilograms, and he also had to struggle to escape from the pit swamp.

It's at least around 100 kilograms, which is almost the weight of a normal woman. It's not easy to lift.

"Ah!" Sha Zhu roared and lifted the stick with all his strength. He finally broke free from the cesspool and swamp, but he was also panting from exhaustion.

But Sha Zhu still gritted his teeth and persisted, lifting it above his head with all his strength.

"Sister Qin, hurry up!"

"Ugh!" As soon as Sha Zhu finished yelling, drops of feces dripped onto his body, and some even dripped directly into his mouth.

"Plop!" Sha Zhu lost his strength instantly, and the two of them fell into the pit, with their whole bodies buried in the pit.

"Gululu~"

Bang Geng tasted it again, but with experience, he ate less.

Instead, it was Shazhu who got a mouthful of poop.

"Ugh~" Sha Zhu stood up in a panic and leaned against the wall of the pit to vomit. He not only vomited out the poop in his mouth, but also vomited out the undigested food from lunch.

At the end of vomiting, even green bile came out.

Qin Huairu shouted anxiously: "Bang Geng, are you okay?"

"Ugh, Mom, I'm fine." Banggeng responded after vomiting for a while.

"Shazhu, are you okay?"

"I, ugh, no, ugh."

Whenever Shazhu uttered a word, he would dry heave.

Qin Huairu was extremely worried. If something happened to Sha Zhu, who would save her son? Could it be her? How could it be possible?

After a long while, Sha Zhu only felt a foul smell of shit in his mouth, but now was not the time to care about so many things.

He didn't want to stay there any longer, so he had to finish the job quickly and rescue Bang Geng.

"Great! Let's try again!"

"Sister Qin, you have to pay attention and use more force!" Sha Zhu yelled and raised the stick again.

This time, Shazhu had experience, so he kept his mouth and eyes shut, didn't look up, and just held the stick.

"Someone come and give me a hand!" Qin Huairu held on to the rope tightly, but her strength was obviously insufficient. She could only hold on but could not pull it up.

When everyone saw this, they were willing to help. After all, they wouldn't get shit on themselves, so no one minded lending a helping hand.

Finally, Bang Geng was pulled up by everyone, and at the same time a foul odor hit them in the face. Everyone was instantly shocked by the stench and rushed out of the public toilet in panic.

"Banggeng, what's wrong with you? Are you okay?" Qin Huairu looked at Banggeng's depressed face and couldn't help but asked worriedly.

"Mom, I'm fine." After Banggeng said that, his head tilted and he fainted.

"Bang Geng! Bang Geng!" Qin Huairu endured the stench and shook Bang Geng, but he didn't move at all no matter how she shook him. She immediately became panicked.

"Banggeng, hold on, Mom will take you to the hospital right now!" Qin Huairu immediately picked up Banggeng and ran towards the hospital.

When everyone saw Qin Huairu, this "time bomb", they were so scared that they stepped back, fearing that they would be surrounded by the two of them and get hurt.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Banggeng is so unlucky that he actually fell into the manure pit. What luck~" Yan Bugui couldn't help shaking his head, feeling very regretful.

"I don't know what the sticks are like. Will you die if you eat so many?" Liu Haizhong asked curiously.

"Ptah, pah, pah, don't talk nonsense, it's unlucky!" The second aunt spat several times repeatedly, as if she was afraid of being blackmailed by the Jia family.

"Oh, let's go, there's no one to watch." Everyone dispersed instantly and went back to their homes.

As if he had forgotten something, Shazhu was still in the pit.

"Sister Qin, throw the rope down, I haven't climbed up yet!"

"Hey, is there anyone? I'm still in the pit! Is there anyone? Is there anyone?"

Only Shazhu was left shouting and screaming in the pit.

(End of this chapter)