Chapter 363 The price of talking big is death!
Chapter 363 The price of talking big is death!
Everyone had left, and Li Kailang naturally didn't want to stay here. He glanced at his watch and said, "Oh no, class is about to start."
Li Kailang rode his bicycle and rushed towards the night university, but it was of no avail and he was still late.
However, if we compare Li Kailang's being late and falling into a trap by watching a joke, it's better to watch a joke by watching a joke and falling into a trap.
At the same time, Jia Dongxu returned to the yard late and saw a group of residents coming in from outside, and he couldn't help but feel puzzled.
There is nothing wrong with these two or three people coming back, but with so many people here, I wonder if there is something exciting to watch.
Looking at Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui in front of him, Jia Dongxu decisively asked Yan Bugui.
"Hey, Third Uncle, what's going on with you guys? Why are you all leaving the yard? Is there something exciting going on?"
After these words were spoken, everyone looked at Jia Dongxu's curious eyes again.
“Ah? Hahahaha—”
Everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter upon hearing this, and Yan Bugui laughed so hard that he fell backwards and tears came out of his eyes.
While smiling, he did not forget to respond to Jia Dongxu, nodding repeatedly, "Yes, I just went to watch the fun."
"Huh?" Jia Dongxu had a puzzled look on his face. He was just here to watch the fun, so why was he laughing like that?
"Hahahaha——" Everyone looked at Jia Dongxu's puzzled expression again and laughed even more wildly.
Everyone pointed their hands at Jia Dongxu, their eyes full of pity and their faces full of smiles. This very discordant scene appeared.
Yan Bugui laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe. "Jia Jia Dongxu, just now the whole courtyard went to watch the excitement. It was really exciting, and it was related to you."
"What does this have to do with me?"
"It's really none of your business. Your son is awesome."
"What's wrong with Bangteng?"
"The stick fell into the pit!"
"Ah!" Jia Dongxu's face was filled with shock, which made everyone laugh again. Some of them couldn't straighten their backs, and some just lay on the ground, holding their stomachs and laughing.
"No, no, I can't laugh anymore."
"Great! My son!" Jia Dongxu howled and immediately went to the public toilet.
"Hey, Jia Dongxu, your son is in the hospital! You went to the wrong place." Yan Bugui reminded loudly.
Jia Dongxu immediately turned around and ran to the hospital.
"Hahaha~——" Everyone couldn't laugh anymore and almost died of laughter, and started to make fun of Jia Dongxu.
"How can there be a person like Jia Dongxu? He is so funny that he is the one who is watching the fun."
"He didn't even know his own son had fallen into the pit. Haha, how pitiful Bang Geng is."
"Jia Dongxu is not a good father. He was not even there when his son fell into a manure pit, and he had to ask others to save him."
"Shazhu? Where is Shazhu?" Only then did everyone realize that Shazhu was still trapped in the pit.
"Shazhu, he's still in the pit! We have to rescue him quickly!" someone said.
"If you want to go, then go. I won't go. I stink and I can't stand it." Everyone refused and no one was willing to go.
Now the person who spoke was unwilling to go, and everyone deliberately forgot about it.
Yi Zhonghai had no intention of saving Sha Zhu, nor did he want to get himself covered in shit and get contaminated by dirty things.
"Shazhu is a grown man, he can still find a way out by himself. We need to get some money and go to the hospital to see Banggeng. Don't let anything happen to him."
"My dear grandson, please don't get into any trouble."
Yi Zhonghai was extremely anxious. Qin Huairu went to the hospital with Banggeng but didn't bring any money.
No matter how much he dislikes Banggeng, he is his godson after all, so he can't just ignore him. It doesn't matter if Jia Dongxu is unreliable, but he cannot be unreliable.
"Alas, what a pity that Xu Damao is not in the yard. Otherwise, if he and Sha Zhu were together, there would definitely be something exciting to watch."
"Yeah, what a pity, Xu Damao doesn't have this blessing."
At this time, Sha Zhu, who had cried for help but to no avail, finally escaped from his predicament with the help of kind-hearted people.
Shazhu was covered in shit and piss, and it would slide off his body with every step he took, so he could only shake it off and go back.
Soon, the public toilet was full of feces and urine, all thrown away by Shazhu, and it was everywhere.
Those who helped him quickly moved away, as if they were the plague, for fear of being affected by Sha Zhu.
After Shazhu finished shaking, he wanted to put on his clothes, but found that they were also stained with feces and urine, but he had no choice but to put them on.
After putting on the clothes, Sha Zhu thought he could cover up the strange smell, but it obviously didn't work.
He could only go towards the courtyard helplessly, but the smell on his body was lingering, forming a forbidden area.
Passersby who were only 5 meters away from him were overwhelmed by the stench and quickly moved away.
Given Sha Zhu's current condition, no one would dare to mess with him at this time. That would be asking for trouble.
If nothing else, there was an accident.
Just as Sha Zhu was about to walk into the yard, someone came back pushing a bicycle.
"Hey, isn't this Shazhu? What's wrong with you? You are covered in shit and urine. Did you fall into a cesspool? Did you eat shit?"
As expected, the person who could speak was Xu Damao.
As soon as these words came out, Sha Zhuhong was instantly furious, "Xu Damao! Are you looking for death?"
"Xu Damao's voice!" As soon as everyone in the courtyard heard Xu Damao's voice, they rushed out to watch the fun.
Finally Xu Damao has arrived. Something is bound to happen when these two are together.
"Hey, what's wrong? You're not allowed to talk about it, idiot. I'm not saying anything bad about you. How come you're a grown-up, but you're so careless and fell into the pit? Tell me, how did you fall into the pit?"
"Let me have some fun too." Xu Damao mocked.
After saying this, he looked up to the sky and laughed.
"Xu Damao! You are looking for death, go back and show your movie." Sha Zhu shouted, "If you dare to come back secretly, I will report you to the factory."
Xu Damao patted his chest in a pretentious manner, as if he was very scared, "Oh, I'm so scared, you can sue me, I'm not afraid."
"I have plenty of ways to do it. If you want to come back, just come back. Besides, I'm showing a movie."
Although Li Huaide's secretary Wen Peixin arranged a lot of things for him, he wanted him to stay in the countryside to show movies this month.
But there is a policy from above that he wants to achieve, which is to just let him show movies. That's it. Movies can only be shown at night, so he will be free during the day.
Although it is evening and getting dark soon, he still has the final say on when to show the movie.
It can be set off at 7pm or 10pm.
It just asked him to show the movie, but didn't specify what time it would be shown.
Sha Zhu looked at Xu Damao with gritted teeth in hatred. Ever since he was defeated by Xu Damao last time, he could neither beat him nor scold him.
Nothing can beat Xu Damao.
Seeing that Sha Zhu didn't say anything, Xu Damao continued to taunt: "Hey, Sha Zhu, why don't you say anything? How come you can't beat me in an argument? You can't do this either."
"By the way, you haven't told me how you fell into the pit. Tell me about it. I'm curious."
"Xu Damao!" Sha Zhu was so angry that his face turned red. He couldn't bear it any longer. "You bastard, you are still rebelling against Tian Gang. I didn't bother you, but you are still looking for me."
"Don't think you can't figure yourself out just because you beat me once. Do you really think I'm afraid of you? Today I have to teach you a lesson!"
After roaring, Sha Zhu rushed directly towards Xu Damao with red eyes, accompanied by a foul stench.
This scared Xu Damao so much that he broke out in a cold sweat. How could Sha Zhu not play by the rules?
He didn't dare to imagine what a terrible situation he would be in if he was caught up by Sha Zhu who was covered in shit, so the most urgent thing was to run away quickly.
Xu Damao immediately dropped his bicycle and rushed into the crowd frantically, trying to get away from Sha Zhu.
"Xu Damao, don't come over here!" Everyone shouted in fear and fled in all directions.
Seeing this, it was even more impossible for Xu Damao to leave the crowd. Sha Zhu was now furious and followed Xu Damao into the crowd.
Now the yard is lively!
I originally came here to watch the fun, but I didn't expect to become a part of the fun.
No one expected Xu Damao to run towards them, nor did they expect Sha Zhu to rush in. Sha Zhu was covered in feces and urine, and they would be in big trouble if they were contaminated by him.
When everyone reacted and wanted to escape, they found that there were people everywhere around them. They could not escape and could only watch Sha Zhu rushing towards them.
"No!"
"Silly Zhu, every wrong has its perpetrator, just go find Xu Damao, don't go find us! We are innocent!"
Yan Bugui yelled, trying to awaken Sha Zhu's sanity.
But it was too late.
Awakening, it’s hunting time!
I saw Sha Zhu instantly transformed into a "Golden God of War", with golden light covering his body, and his body was accompanied by "Haoran Qi", and the "fragrance" spread in all directions.
He rushed forward in the crowd, advancing left and right, and acted so tyrannically that he made everyone cry for their parents and suffer terribly.
Spend your whole life trying to stay away from stupid people.
"Silly Zhu! Don't touch me!"
"Silly Zhu, don't come over here!"
"Xu Damao, go over there, don't come over here!" "Shazhu, Xu Damao"
In an instant, the screams from the entire back house resounded through the sky and lasted for a long time.
Everyone rushed towards the Chuihua Gate and the main gate, trying to escape from this tragic place.
"Get out of the way, let me go in first."
"Don't push me, I'm almost out, you greenhorn, let me go first!"
"Xu Damao, why did you mess with Sha Zhu? Aren't you just looking for trouble?"
The crowd swarmed at the door, trying to get out, but no one could get out.
The scene was in such chaos that screams and insults were heard everywhere. If you didn't know, you would think something tragic had happened.
Sha Zhu, who was so angry, didn't care about anything and didn't pay any attention to what others thought. Relying on his "Vajra Indestructible Magic Skills", he chased Xu Damao unscrupulously in the crowd.
Whenever someone stood in front of Xu Damao, Sha Zhu would simply reach out and grab, pull, and push the person away, and naturally there would be a handprint on his clothes.
There was also an extra special fragrance, which was so fragrant that it made them take off their clothes in a panic.
Finally, Xu Damao had no one to hide from him, and was eventually caught by Sha Zhu.
Xu Damao was forced into a corner by Sha Zhu, who revealed a sinister and evil smile.
"Hey, Xu Damao, why don't you run? Aren't you very brave? Run! Keep running!"
Xu Damao leaned against the corner, watching Sha Zhu approaching step by step, accompanied by a foul smell. His legs went weak and he fell to his knees.
"Silly Zhu, no, Master Zhu, I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't have said that to you just now, just treat it as a fart, I will never dare to say that again."
Xu Damao begged for mercy with a sad face, like a prisoner about to be executed.
And Sha Zhu looked at Xu Damao who was kneeling on the ground in front of him, begging for mercy frantically. The evil smile on his face became even more presumptuous, and he felt much more relieved in his heart.
I couldn't help but stick out my tongue and lick my lips, not realizing that I was tasting poop again.
"Hehehe~"
Sha Zhu opened his arms and slowly approached Xu Damao, then suddenly rushed forward and hugged Xu Damao, hugging them tightly.
In an instant, Xu Damao was covered in shit and gold juice.
The two men hugged each other tightly, and to people who didn't understand the situation, it seemed like a scene of brotherly love and respect. The affection between the two brothers was so deep that they held each other tightly and refused to let go.
But only Xu Damao knows the actual suffering.
"Ugh~"
While retching, Xu Damao pushed Sha Zhu away with force, trying to break free from his restraints.
But the more Xu Damao resisted, the more excited Sha Zhu became.
"Xu Damao, you like it very much, don't you? Today I will let you like it enough. I won't let go until I make you satisfied today."
"Hehe, let me show you how the emperor's concubine serves him."
After saying that, Sha Zhu put his two strong arms around Xu Damao's neck and waist respectively, and then hugged him tightly in his arms.
The two of them were pressed tightly together, even closer than a couple in love.
Then, Sha Zhu hugged Xu Damao and rubbed him up and down.
Even the head was not spared, Sha Zhu's face rubbed tightly against Xu Damao's face. If you didn't know, you would think that two grown men were kissing each other.
Although these two actions are not elegant and ethical, the effect is surprisingly good.
"Ugh, help! Ugh!"
"Someone's dying, ugh, someone come save me, ugh!"
Xu Damao's face turned pale from the smoke, his eyes almost rolled back from being rubbed, and he suddenly felt weak all over.
After more than a dozen in-depth exchanges, Xu Damao really couldn't stand it anymore. His head suddenly drooped, as if he was about to faint.
When Sha Zhu saw that Xu Damao was about to faint, he immediately moved away, fearing that he would be suffocated to death, which would be terrible.
As soon as Sha Zhu left, Xu Damao collapsed to the ground, motionless, his face pale and bloodless.
"Hey, Xu Damao, wake up, wake up."
Seeing Xu Damao act like this, Sha Zhu was so frightened that he immediately reached out to feel his breath. He was still breathing, but had fainted.
Seeing this, Sha Zhu heaved a sigh of relief, "It's good that you're not dead. I'll make you dare to laugh at me again in the future."
Sha Zhu still didn't feel angry, so he wiped it from his head and then on Xu Damao's philtrum.
"Xu Damao, even if you faint, I will make you keep smelling it. Hey, if I can't kill you, I can't make you stink." Sha Zhu laughed.
After laughing, Sha Zhu looked at the crowd watching the excitement and suddenly smiled, "I let you laugh at me, today I have to teach you a lesson!"
"Silly Zhu, what are you doing? Don't come over here."
"Silly Zhu, if you have something to say, please talk it over nicely. There's no need to be like this. We're neighbors, so sit down and talk it over slowly."
"Silly pillar,"
No matter what everyone said, they couldn't stop Sha Zhu's relentless pace.
They wanted to leave but couldn't. They saw Sha Zhu messing with Xu Damao, so they stopped to watch the fun.
Before, they were entangled in the hanging flower gate and the courtyard gate, motionless. Just now they just wanted to watch the fun, but now they can't escape even if they want to.
Everyone was crowded together in an instant, everyone wanted to leave first, but in the end no one could leave.
"No!"
Sha Zhu charged at the crowd like a pig, roaring, "Haha, you guys laughed at me just now, now I'll let you get stained with shit too! Have a taste of freshness!"
The golden light all over his body gave Sha Zhu great confidence, and he wanted to take revenge on everyone at once.
Sha Zhu's eyes were gleaming with ferocity, and he put on a big, evil smile and rushed straight into the crowd.
"Do not!!!"
"what!!!"
The yard once again erupted with earth-shaking screams, so loud that they could be heard a mile around.
Soon, all the people in the back room, regardless of gender, were covered in shit and urine by Sha Zhu, and no one could escape.
Even those who escaped were infected to some extent.
"Shazhu! You're looking for death!" Liu Haizhong roared, his eyes glowing red as he stared at Shazhu viciously.
"Shazhu!" Yan Bugui clenched his hands tightly and stared at Shazhu.
His reputation is ruined. If his students knew that he was covered in shit, how could he still be a role model and a teacher!
"Shazhu, die for me!" Liu Haizhong roared and threw a hateful punch at Shazhu.
"boom!"
"Pu~"
Sha Zhu was beaten so hard that he spat out a mouthful of blood, a big tooth flew out, and he was knocked to the ground.
This is not over yet.
"Stupid column!"
Yan Bugui roared and stepped hard on Shazhu's stomach!
"Ah!" Sha Zhu screamed loudly.
"Silly Zhu! Die for me!" After Yan Bugui finished beating him, the shrew Wang Meihua in the backyard kicked him again.
This seemed to be a signal, and all the people who had been harmed by Sha Zhu came forward to take revenge on Sha Zhu.
You punch and I kick, punching and kicking in all places.
Soon, Sha Zhu was beaten unconscious by the crowd, and his body was covered in bruises so horrible that it was hard to describe.
But this tragic scene did not discourage everyone, and one or two continued to work.
Shazhu is such an idiot. He doesn't even consider the situation when he wants to take revenge.
Being covered in feces and urine is a deterrent. When not covered in feces and urine, everyone is afraid, fearing that they will be implicated.
But once you are touched, people will not be afraid anymore. The anger value will instantly fill up, and no one will be afraid of you.
Look, Sha Zhu was beaten unconscious, his clothes were covered with footprints, his body was bruised, his breathing was weak, and he was half a step away from death.
"Okay, drag the man out and don't let him die in our yard." Liu Haizhong shouted.
"Second uncle, Shazhu is not dead, is he?" Yan Bugui said in fear.
Liu Haizhong said, "Dead? Just die, it has nothing to do with us. It's just that the fool doesn't know whether to live or die. It's good for him to die!"
"Guangqi, Guangtian, you two drag Shazhu out."
The two were also covered in poop, their eyes full of anger. They grabbed the relatively clean clothes and dragged Sha Zhu away without caring whether he was in pain or not.
"Hmph!" Liu Haizhong snorted coldly, turned around and went home.
If you make your clothes so dirty that you can't wash them off, you'll have to throw them away.
Sha Zhu was thrown outside by the two men, who then left without looking back.
The onlookers who were watching the excitement felt pity for Sha Zhu when they saw his miserable condition.
"The person is dying. Hurry up and find a cart to take him to the hospital."
(End of this chapter)