Chapter 372: The Mutual Appreciation between Banggen and Shitpi

Chapter 372: The Mutual Appreciation between Banggen and Shitpi

Chapter 372: The Mutual Appreciation between Banggen and Shitpi
the next day.

Bang Geng, who has been thinking of bad ideas for a whole day, will naturally not give up. Since he can't enter Li Kailang's house, he will make some noise outside.

I had already thought about it yesterday. I decided to break all the glass in Li Kailang's house to relieve my hatred.

The windows of Li Kailang's house have double-glazed windows. If the outer layer of glass is broken, the inner layer will naturally break as well.

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So, Bang Geng, who was familiar with Li Kailang's daily routine, took advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention to him early in the morning and immediately ran to the door of Li Kailang's house, looking left and right.

Remember the location of the windows so that you can take action after dark.

"Hmph, Li Kailang, you idiot, you still want to play with me, you are still a little naive, I will break all your windows and let you sleep with air leaking out."

When Banggeng thought of Li Kailang who couldn't sleep at night because of the wind, his joy was beyond words.

As we enter October, the weather starts to get cooler, and sometimes there will be strong winds at night. If you are suddenly exposed to the cold wind, you will definitely catch a cold.

When Banggeng thought about Li Kailang getting sick because of this, he laughed out loud, and then immediately covered his mouth, fearing that Li Kailang would notice.

"What evil idea is this brat thinking of?"

Li Kailang was lying on the bed. He didn't even need to listen carefully to hear Banggeng's malicious giggle.

"This guy really only remembers the food but not the punishment. It seems that the lesson is not enough. We need to increase the intensity."

"Get up, get up. It's time to teach this kid a lesson."

Li Kailang quickly got up and saw Banggeng sneaking around outside the door through the gap in the curtains, pacing around the house repeatedly.

"Haha." Li Kailang smiled contemptuously, then went to wash up and have breakfast.

When enemies come, we must fight them with soldiers; when water comes, we must block it with earth. We must first know what Banggeng is going to do before we can make the next arrangements.

"One, two, three" Bang Geng counted the windows of Li Kailang's house one by one. He was going to break them at night.

"And this, why can you take a shower every day? If I can't, then neither can you!" Bang Geng stared at the water tank outside the bathroom.

Li Kailang can take a bath every day, which really makes everyone envious. They only take a bath every two or three days, but Li Kailang can take a bath every day.

It is basically impossible for them to borrow money. Some people think that Li Kailang is a bit heartless and doesn't care about the relationship between neighbors at all.

In this regard, Li Kailang could only say that everyone was daydreaming. What a joke! When you come to his house to take a shower, the water is free?

How can such a good thing happen? He comes here every day to take a shower, doesn't have to pay for the water, and uses his soap nuts. The key point is that he comes here but doesn't bring anything. How can such a good thing happen?

This is a typical case of wanting everything but not wanting to make any contribution. Anyone who is not an idiot will refuse.

Getting back to the topic, after Li Kailang had a simple meal, he stared at Bang Geng and suddenly found that the boy was heading towards the Chuihua Gate.

"This kid seems to be going out. Let's follow him and see what he is going to do." Li Kailang immediately followed him quietly.

After Banggeng left the yard, he turned left and right and came to a dilapidated courtyard.

Looking at the dilapidated gate, Banggeng went straight in.

"What is this kid doing here?" Li Kailang was puzzled and lay down at the door to see what Banggeng was doing.

After Banggeng went in, he turned his head left and right to look around, especially looking down at the ground. Suddenly, his eyes lit up and he discovered something, and he immediately ran over.

Banggeng squatted in the corner and saw many bricks of different sizes. He picked them up and weighed them, then smashed them hard, and the bricks broke into many small pieces.

I picked up a few small bricks and weighed them in my hand. "They're a bit light."

Then he picked up the larger pieces of brick.

Now, Li Kailang understood what Banggeng was doing.

"This kid, is he trying to smash the glass in my house with stones?" Li Kailang guessed what Banggeng was thinking directly, mainly because Banggeng had a repeated criminal record.

Whenever Banggeng encountered something unpleasant, especially anything related to Shazhu, he would throw stones at the windows of his house.

Sha Zhu was hit at least a dozen times, but it was not shown much in the TV series.

The reason why Bang Geng can be successful again and again is mainly due to the fact that Sha Zhu likes Qin Huairu and indulges him repeatedly.

Sha Zhu is indulgent towards Bang Geng, but Li Kailang will not.

Now that he knew Bang Geng's purpose, Li Kailang was prepared to react. "According to the TV series, Bang Geng would smash the windows at night. There's plenty of time to respond."

In case Bang Geng really smashed his window, Li Kailang chose to deal with Bang Geng as soon as possible.

Suddenly, a voice came from a distance, "Be careful of Jin Juice, Jin Juice, please make way, make way."

"Golden juice!" Li Kailang's eyes lit up. What could be better than this?

It's just a good joke. The previous incident must be still vivid in his mind. If it happens again, the psychological trauma will be very deep.

"Boy, you're unlucky." Li Kailang smiled sinisterly, looked at the layout of the yard, and thought of a good idea.

While Banggeng was concentrating on dealing with stones, Li Kailang looked around and seeing that no one was paying attention, he immediately tiptoed into a room.

Then he looked at Xingbagen and saw that he was still manipulating the stone. He breathed a sigh of relief and then started manipulating it again.

"If there is anything that can be compared to falling into a cesspool, it's shit falling from the sky." Li Kailang smiled maliciously.

He closed the door gently, leaving only a palm-sized gap, then entered the growing space, collected a full bucket of livestock gold juice, and then placed it on the door.

An extremely simple trap is completed. As long as the stick comes in, he will be covered in golden juice.

"I don't know if you can collect the shit and urine all over your body." Li Kailang imagined that Banggeng was covered in shit and urine, but that was not enough, he had to wait for Banggeng to come before he could do it.

"Get a chicken to attract attention. I don't believe you won't come."

Thinking of this, Li Kailang entered the planting space and caught a lively and squeaking chicken.

In order to prevent it from flying around once it came out, its feet were tied up and it was taken out of the planting space.

"Cock, cluck, cluck--" The rooster started crowing as soon as it came out.

"Where did the rooster come from?" When Banggeng heard the rooster's crow, his eyes lit up. He didn't care about the stone in his hand and stood up quickly to look around.

"There!" Banggeng listened carefully, immediately found the direction of the sound, and ran over hurriedly.

When passing by the window, I saw a big rooster lying on the ground, stretching its neck and clucking loudly.

"Big rooster, there's chicken to eat!" Bang Geng's saliva immediately flowed out.

Three taels of meat a month is not enough to eat. Everyone wants to eat more, but there is no way. The quota is there, and we can only pray for something good to happen.

Unexpectedly, a pie would actually fall in front of him.

"Cock, cluck, cluck--" The rooster kept crowing, making Bang Geng feel nervous.

"We can't let anyone else find out. I don't know who has it here. Now it's a good deal for me."

Bang Geng looked at the half-open door and pushed it open and rushed in.

"boom!"

"what!"

A shit bucket was turned upside down on Bang Geng's head.
Banggeng immediately threw the shit bucket away, looked at the shit that covered him, and burst into tears.

"Ah——" Smelling the shit again, Bang Geng's mind was flooded with tragic memories, and he wanted to cry loudly.
Bang Geng quickly cleared the shit that was blurring his eyes, opened his eyes and vaguely found that Li Kailang was actually looking at him with a smile.

When he opened his eyes again, he didn't see Li Kailang, as if what he saw just now was an illusion.

Bang Geng didn't care about that and was covered in shit. He was used to it and this time was not as serious as last time.

Banggeng thought that since he had been tricked, he couldn't suffer the loss in vain, so he had to take the chicken away no matter what.

"Where's the chicken? Where's my chicken?"

Where the chicken was originally, there was no chicken. There was nothing there, not even chicken droppings. "Ah!!!" Banggeng burst into tears due to the huge blow, feeling extremely wronged.

I got covered in shit for nothing, but in the end, I didn't even get any chicken.

"Ugh~"

Everything was gone. Banggeng just wanted to go home and take a shower, so he rushed out of the yard immediately.

Li Kailang left the planting space in an instant, holding the big rooster in his hand, "Hehe, kid, you still want to plot against me, you are a little naive."

"Please make way, please make way!"

Outside the courtyard gate, a master was walking steadily towards them pushing a cart full of golden juice. Everyone moved away from him, fearing that they would be splashed and suffer the unexpected disaster.

Bang Geng rushed out of the yard. With his eyes blinded by shit, he had no time to react before he was hit by the manure cart.

"Bang!" The stick hit his head so hard that it hurt. He stepped back and sat down.

"Hey, hey, get out of the way." The cart loaded with gold juice was hit by the stick and was immediately shaking. The master tried his best to control it.

"Kid, get out of the way!" the master shouted to Bang Geng hurriedly, but before Bang Geng could react, the cart finally fell to the ground with a bang.

Buckets filled with feces and urine were dumped one after another.

"No, don't come over here!!!"

As Bang Geng was furious, stunned and terrified, the entire bucket was poured onto him.

In an instant, Banggeng's whole body was wet, and he exuded a faint "fragrance", which was quite fresh.

When Li Kailang heard Banggeng's screams, he immediately rushed out to watch the fun.

"Ouch!" Passersby pinched their noses and moved away from the stick with contempt in their eyes.

"Luckily I was far away, what would I do if I got splashed?"

The area within 5 meters around the cart was covered with traces of gold juice. In this area, only Banggeng was seriously injured.

When the others heard the master shouting, they all ran away immediately.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Master, you are so careless. You made the child covered in shit. What should we do now?"

"Yes, Master, this kid is too unlucky, isn't he?"

The master quickly explained: "This, this is not what I did. The child suddenly rushed out and I couldn't hold him back."

The master also had a look of innocence. He was pushing the ball well, but then he was hit by the stick. How could he hold it? He was also accused for no reason.

"I can testify to this. It was the child who hit the car. It has nothing to do with the master." Someone nearby spoke up to provide evidence.

"Thank you, thank you comrade." The master hurriedly bowed to express his gratitude. After all, if no one testified when something like this happened, he would have no way of speaking out.

"Ahahaha!" Li Kailang couldn't stop laughing when he saw Banggeng's miserable condition.

He was already covered in shit and piss, and now he had another layer, and it was so large and fresh that it directly covered up what he had done. This way, there was no need for him to hide.

The words are really unexpected. It is not Li Kailang's style not to take this good opportunity to mock the stick joke.

"Hey, isn't this a good joke? What's wrong with you? Why are you covered in shit and piss again? Didn't you get enough last time?"

When everyone heard what Li Kailang said, they all remembered the embarrassing incident that happened in the nearby alley a few days ago.

"So it's this kid, unlucky kid, it's not been long since he came back."

"Why is this kid so obsessed with shit? Could he have been a dung beetle in his previous life?" Someone nearby couldn't help but say something superstitious.

"Child, why don't you go back and take a shower? Why are you still sitting here?"

"Li Kailang!" As soon as Banggeng saw Li Kailang, he became furious and grabbed the shit nearby and threw it at him.

Li Kailang taunted as soon as he dodged it: "Alas, you can't throw it, you can't throw it."

After hearing what Li Kailang said, everyone couldn't help but be curious.
Although no one dared to eat it, their curiosity had to be satisfied.

"Banggeng, tell me something?" Everyone looked at Banggeng expectantly, not feeling disgusted for a moment.

Although Bang Geng had experience, this time he failed to do what everyone wished and this time he didn't eat anything.

Whether it was Li Kailang's upside-down shit bucket or his master's dumping, Banggeng immediately closed his eyes and mouth and didn't eat anything.

"You guys——" Banggeng was immediately angered by everyone and started crying. He stood up and ran home.

"Hey, don't run away. You haven't told me how it tastes yet." Everyone couldn't help but say regretfully, watching Bang Geng running farther and farther away.

Then he looked at the feces and urine on the ground and looked at the master, "Master, please deal with these quickly, they are very smelly."

The master was also helpless. How could he deal with so many of them? There were so many of them on the ground that they began to spread around.

If they were all harvested, the surrounding area would stink.

"Hey, why is this Banggeng running?" Li Kailang immediately caught up with Banggeng to see what was going on.

Li Kailang's shout made Banggeng quicken his pace and run home in a hurry, asking passers-by to stay away from him.

Banggeng once again felt everyone's dislike for him.

After running back to the yard, Li Kailang stopped chasing him so as to avoid Qin Huairu and Jia Dongxu seeing him and thinking he was bullying Banggeng.

"Mom and Dad!" Banggeng started crying and shouting as soon as he returned to the yard.

Everyone in the yard couldn't hide their curiosity and stared at him, "What's wrong with this guy? Why did he come back covered in shit again? Did he fall into the pit again?"

"What's the matter?" Qin Huairu was busy washing clothes when she saw "familiar" clothes and the "familiar" Bang Geng coming back.

"Bang Geng, what's wrong with you?"

"Mom!" Banggeng burst into tears as soon as he saw Qin Huairu and wanted to get close to her for comfort.

Qin Huairu quickly picked up the washboard and shouted, "Bang Geng, stop and don't move! Don't come over here!"

Looking at Banggeng crying and wailing, it was obvious that nothing was wrong, otherwise he would not have the energy to cry.

Qin Huairu immediately asked, "Bang Geng, you fell into the pit again? Didn't I tell you to be careful when going to the toilet? How did you fall into the pit again?"

Bang Geng quickly explained: "No, Mom, I didn't fall into the pit."

Qin Huairu was too lazy to listen to Bang Geng's nonsense, "You didn't fall into the pit? If you didn't fall into the pit, how could you get covered in shit and urine!"

"Bang Geng, do you know how hard it is to wash clothes stained with feces and urine? Do you think it doesn't matter if you don't have to wash them, so you go play with the feces?"

"You want to tire your mother to death, right? Sooner or later, I will tire you to death!"

Hearing this, Bang Geng was in tears. He wanted to explain, but Qin Huairu wouldn't listen.

Li Kailang also returned to the yard and heard Qin Huairu's scolding. He didn't expect that she didn't care about Bang Geng first, but instead blamed him.

"This family is really weird. They don't even want to show concern first, but instead want to blame. They are really a nest of snakes and rats."

If Qin Huairu knew what Li Kailang was thinking, she would have scolded him severely and said, "If you think it's easy, you can wash the clothes!"

It is not easy to wash away the smell and traces of feces and urine. In later generations, people would just throw it away.

But it’s not possible now. Banggeng only has a few pieces of clothes. What will he wear if I throw them away?

"I let you play with shit, I let you play with shit!"

"You have time to play with shit instead of helping your mother with some work!"

Qin Huairu was so angry when she saw Banggeng covered in shit and urine that she took out a broom and started beating him to teach him a lesson.

(End of this chapter)