Chapter 373 Stop eating shit, silly Zhu
Chapter 373 Stop eating shit, silly Zhu
"Ah!!!" Banggeng's screams echoed in the yard and resounded through the sky.
Qin Huairu was seen holding a broom and hitting Banggeng on the butt again and again.
The pain from the stick was unbearable, so he ran away naturally.
With one running away and the other chasing, Banggeng couldn't escape even if he had wings, and he ran around everywhere in the central courtyard, making it very lively.
Everyone came to join in the fun, including Li Kailang, the instigator.
"Tsk tsk tsk, this guy really has no memory. He fell into the manure pit a few days ago and now he falls again. This unlucky child can't get along with the manure pit."
"Stop talking. It's unlucky so early in the morning. It's disgusting. Don't spit it out."
"What's so disgusting about this? It's even more disgusting than this. It's covered in shit and piss, and it smells like that." As he said this, the man showed a look of disgust.
"Ordinary people would be scared if they experienced it once, but Banggeng did it for the second time. He didn't feel disgusted at all, so why are you disgusted?"
"That's true." Everyone nodded and couldn't help but admire Banggeng's courage.
"Hey, hey, hey, Banggeng, don't come over here." Banggeng actually wanted to imitate Xu Damao and run into the crowd to avoid Qin Huairu's attack.
When everyone saw this, they immediately scattered and fled.
Seeing that his plan failed, Banggeng immediately fled from the crowd to avoid Qin Huairu.
No one chose to stand there and watch, but ran out of the courtyard first and then stretched their heads to look.
After learning from Sha Zhu's lesson, everyone became smarter. Since they couldn't get out, they would hide first to avoid becoming a sitting duck.
Not long after, Bang Geng was caught by Qin Huairu, who beat him up and then took him home.
"Let's go, let's go." There was nothing exciting to watch, so everyone went home.
Qin Huairu still has things to do. After beating Banggeng, she has to give him a bath. Does she want him to be stinky and affect his mood?
After boiling the water, Qin Huairu gave Banggeng a bath in public in the Central Courtyard.
Banggeng is still young and has no knowledge of privacy, but he doesn’t mind it.
After taking a shower, Qin Huairu finally felt like listening to Bang Geng's explanation. "Tell me, how did you get covered in shit?"
Hearing this, Bang Geng sobbed and explained that Li Kailang first tricked him into emptying the shit bucket, and then poured gold juice on him.
"Bang Geng, you are lying again, aren't you? How could you find such a good thing? If someone has a big rooster, they would eat it early. Who would keep it in a broken yard for you to find!"
Qin Huairu was furious: "I think you are so obsessed with eating meat that you don't even help me with some work to relax me. Instead, you just want to cause trouble."
"I think you are bored and bored. Go and wash your clothes which are covered with feces and urine. If you don't wash them clean, you won't be able to eat lunch. I spoiled you."
Hearing this, Bang Geng went to wash clothes with great reluctance. Looking at the turbidity in the bucket with yellow "oil stains" floating around and a strange smell, Bang Geng felt very disgusted.
Qin Huairu looked down at him and shouted, "Bang Geng, why don't you wash it quickly? You have to wear it even if it's not clean. We don't have the cloth coupons to buy you new clothes!"
After hearing this, Bang Geng had no choice but to frown and wash clothes.
Qin Huairu looked at Li Kailang who was sitting at the gate of the central courtyard. Although she did not seem to believe what Bang Geng said, she actually believed it more or less.
I just believe that Li Kailang put the dung bucket there, but if I want to cause trouble for Li Kailang, I must have evidence first.
The evidence that Bang Geng was covered in shit and urine was also covered up by the gold juice behind him.
There is no evidence now, so how can we point out that it was Li Kailang who did it? Instead of causing trouble for Li Kailang unreasonably, it is better to take this opportunity to give him a hard time.
As for the chicken, Bang Geng tricked her into eating it. Li Kailang's family didn't even have a chicken. If they had a chicken, everyone would know about it.
There are many strange things in this. If Qin Huairu wants to cause trouble for Li Kailang, she must first have a valid reason.
Qin Huairu thought of the cart pusher again, "And that master, if he couldn't hold it steady, the stick wouldn't be covered in dirt. No, I have to find trouble with him."
It is obvious that Banggeng did not tell the truth. He said that the master pushed the cart unsteadily and spilled the gold juice on him, but he did not say that it was Banggeng who hit the cart, causing it to fall.
"Forget it, let's not look for it anymore." Qin Huairu was about to give up the idea.
Isn't it shit to look for that master?
If you make someone angry, he will pour a bucket of golden juice at you and you can't hide from it, so just forget it.
"Wash it clean!" Qin Huairu scolded again and turned to go home.
Li Kailang suddenly walked towards Banggeng and revealed a sinister smile under Banggeng's horrified gaze.
"Great! Is it fun? Do you want to play more?"
"Li Kailang!" Banggeng was so scared that he wanted to step back, but was held back by Li Kailang.
Then he stretched out two fingers, first pointing at his own eyes, and then at Banggeng's eyes.
"Great! If you want to cause trouble to me again in the future, be smart. If I find out, I don't mind giving you another blow. Next time, it won't be as gentle as today."
"You might end up falling into the shithole again, what do you think?"
After saying that, Li Kailang smiled widely.
But to Banggeng, this smiling face looked like a devil, and he was so scared that he wanted to scream.
Li Kailang covered his mouth directly and said, "Don't scream. If you dare to scream, I don't mind you falling into the pit today. Do you understand?"
Bang Geng widened his eyes and nodded repeatedly.
"Good boy!" Li Kailang smiled slightly, patted Banggeng's shoulder, and turned to leave.
Looking at Banggeng's gnashing teeth and slit eyes, Li Kailang knew that Banggeng had been scared silly by him and didn't dare to cause trouble for him anymore.
Of course, Li Kailang would not be naive enough to think that he could scare Bang Geng in this way. This guy has forgotten the pain after the wound has healed and will want to cause trouble again after a while.
"Now that we have dealt with Banggen, we can finally have some peace and quiet. We can keep this program and increase the dosage to make Banggen stronger."
"I just don't believe it. We can't leave Bang Geng with psychological trauma."
Just as Banggen was sighing with relief and was glad that Li Kailang had left, Li Kailang suddenly turned around.
"Awesome!"
"Ah!" Banggeng was so scared that he jumped up from the stool.
"Haha, look at how timid you are."
Li Kailang smiled, left happily and went straight back home.
"It's a rare National Day, I have to find something to do and not waste it. It's a pity that there's no fun like Banggeng."
"Dong Dong Dong~"
Outside the door, Xu Damao's voice sounded, "Is Li Kailang at home?"
"What does Xu Damao want from me?" Li Kailang was puzzled. Could it be that he knew?
No matter what, I opened the door first.
"Xu Damao, what do you want from me?"
Xu Damao looked around and seeing that no one was paying attention, he walked into the room and closed the door, looking sneaky.
Li Kailang was very curious. Could it be that Xu Damao was having some fun?
Xu Damao asked hurriedly, "Li Kailang, do you have any way to beat Sha Zhu? Teach me a few moves quickly."
Li Kailang was confused by this. "Xu Damao, what do you mean by this? Please explain it clearly."
"Hey, why don't you understand? Do you know what Sha Zhu did a few days ago?"
Li Kailang nodded.
Xu Damao was a little embarrassed to speak: "That idiot Zhu pushed me into the corner and smeared that stuff on me. You should know it all."
"I just want to ask if there is any way you can keep the stupid pillar away from me?"
Li Kailang suddenly realized: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? It's this matter. It's very simple."
Xu Damao's eyes lit up instantly and he stared at Li Kailang with great anticipation. In excitement, he grabbed Li Kailang's arms with both hands.
"Hey, hey, hey, stop touching me. I don't like it." Li Kailang immediately broke free and backed away repeatedly.
No one could stand Xu Damao's fiery gaze, and he didn't like it.
"Ahahaha~" Xu Damao laughed awkwardly, "Tell me what you can do?"
Li Kailang patted his arms, "What should I do? No need to bother. If the idiot comes close, just kick him away."
"Yes, why didn't I think of it." Xu Damao clapped his hands and suddenly realized why he didn't think of it at that time and just wanted to hide.
Li Kailang directly poured a basin of cold water on him, "Xu Damao, it's useless for you to think of it."
"why?"
Li Kailang looked Xu Damao up and down, "Look at your physique, can you kick Sha Zhu?"
Xu Damao looked down at his thin figure. Yes, with such a thin body, how could he fight against Sha Zhu's strong physique.
If it wasn't kicked away, it would even anger Sha Zhu.
Xu Damao couldn't swallow this breath: "What should I do? I can't stand this breath. I can't just let it go. You know what Sha Zhu did, and I stink all over."
"Even if this happens, my reputation has been ruined by Sha Zhu. I will feel uncomfortable if I don't take revenge."
Li Kailang: "Revenge, why can't you think straight? Go to the hospital and take revenge."
"I heard that Shazhu is still lying in bed and can't move. Isn't now a good time? Do whatever you want."
Hearing this, Xu Damao suddenly realized something again. His eyes lit up and he pounded his hands hard, "Why didn't I think of that? Why didn't I think of going to the hospital? What a stupid brain!"
Xu Damao was so angry that he slapped himself on the head. "Thanks, Li Kailang. I'll treat you to a meal next time I'm free. I'm busy now."
"You do your thing, you do your thing."
Xu Damao rushed out without saying a word and went straight to the hospital.
"This idiot still doesn't know about Lou Xiao'e. If he knew, would he still dare to treat me to a meal?" Li Kailang shook his head.
He thought Xu Damao knew that Lou Xiao'e came to his house and came to cause trouble for him, but he didn't expect that he came to take revenge on Sha Zhu.
As soon as Lou Xiao'e arrived, Xu Damao wanted to defend Li Kailang, but he couldn't. He must have known that it was Li Kailang's doing that made him lose his future wife.
This is a vengeance for stealing one's wife, it is irreconcilable.
"I wonder what would happen if Xu Damao knew about this?" Li Kailang muttered to himself.
But he didn't know that even if Xu Damao guessed that he did it, nothing would happen.
After all, Xu Damao's kung fu was not enough to break his moves.
Moreover, Li Kailang was originally close to Lou Xiaoe, which made it even more confusing. If he wanted to cause trouble, someone had to explain the reason to Xu Damao.
On the other side, the hospital.
Xu Damao came to the hospital excitedly, and saw that Shazhu was wrapped up like a mummy, with only his hands able to move. He immediately burst into laughter.
"Silly Zhu, you have finally come to this day! Ahahaha!!!"
"Xu Damao, why are you here?!"
"What are you doing here!"
"I'm telling you, this is a hospital, you can't mess around!"
Sha Zhu shouted in horror. If he hadn't recovered yet and was still wrapped in bandages, he would never have done this.
"Hey, Silly Zhu, look at what you said. Am I, Xu Damao, such a person? Don't worry, I won't do anything rash."
Xu Damao smiled sinisterly, walked to the bedside, looked at Sha Zhu, and patted Sha Zhu's face in a very insulting manner.
"Xu Damao! You are looking for death!" Sha Zhu was furious. He had never suffered such humiliation before.
Xu Damao was full of provocation, and even showed a face that asked for a beating: "Oh, I'm so scared, silly Zhu, why don't you get up and hit me, hit me!"
After saying that, he slapped his face provocatively.
Such contempt for self-esteem made Sha Zhu furious, and he shouted, "Xu Damao!"
Then he struggled to get up, but couldn't.
Not only could he not get up, Sha Zhu also waved his hands to hit, but he just couldn't hit Xu Damao.
"Ahahahaha——" Xu Damao laughed happily. The way Sha Zhu struggled was just like that of a seal, so honest and funny.
"Sha Zhu, you were very awesome, weren't you? Why are you not awesome now? Hit me!" Xu Damao actually stretched out his face for Sha Zhu to hit.
Sha Zhu swung a few times, but just couldn't hit the target, which greatly insulted Sha Zhu's self-esteem.
"Silly Zhu, you are no match for me. By the way, I heard that you had your intestines removed. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, how pitiful. You are not a perfect person anymore. Who knows what kind of illness you will have in the future."
Xu Damao shook his head, as if feeling sorry for Sha Zhu.
"Xu Damao!" Sha Zhu couldn't stand hearing people say he was disabled. He got so angry that his face turned red and he struggled to get up.
This look is like a shrimp that is almost cooked, "jumping around" before dying, which is quite funny.
I don’t know whether others laughed or not, but Xu Damao laughed very wildly.
"Xu Damao!" Sha Zhu could only feel helpless and furious.
Xu Damao, the instigator, laughed even louder when he saw that Sha Zhu had broken down. The laughter not only echoed in the ward, but could also be heard in the corridor outside.
After laughing for a long time, Xu Damao held his stomach and couldn't laugh anymore. After a long while, he came to Sha Zhu.
"Shazhu, you never thought that there would be such a day for you." As he spoke, Xu Damao patted Shazhu's face.
Every hit was a blow to Sha Zhu's self-esteem.
"Oh, by the way, Silly Zhu, don't you know? You have a great reputation. People around the yard are saying that you and Bang Geng fell into the manure pit together. You are brothers in distress who have eaten shit together."
"What!" Shazhu was so scared that his eyes were bloodshot. The thing he feared most happened. He clearly jumped into the pit to save Banggeng.
Now it is rumored that he has fallen into the same pit as Bang Geng. What about his reputation?
How can he go on a blind date!
How can he find a wife?
"Oh, this is fun!" Xu Damao clapped his hands happily when he saw the turn, "Silly Zhu, I just said that, you didn't believe it, did you?"
“Ah? Hahahaha—”
Seeing this, Sha Zhu knew that Xu Damao had played him around, and he was furious: "Xu Damao, just wait, when I get better, I will be the first to beat you to death!"
"Beat me to death! I'm so scared!" Xu Damao pretended to be afraid and patted his chest.
"Silly Zhu, don't you see what you look like now? If you want to beat me to death, you can start by getting out of bed." Xu Damao said with his hands on his hips.
"But since you said that, it would be a shame if I didn't do something."
As he spoke, Xu Damao lowered his head and thought of a way, as if he was thinking of a way to take revenge on Sha Zhu.
When Sha Zhu saw Xu Damao's eyes rolling around, he knew that he was up to no good and must be thinking of something evil.
In an instant, I was so scared that sweat started to break out on my forehead.
If he was fine, he would naturally not be afraid of Xu Damao's plans, but now he can't move and can only let Xu Damao do whatever he wants.
"Oh, by the way, didn't you jump into the cesspool with Banggeng? You must have tasted the smell of shit and urine, so I'll let you have another taste."
Thinking of this, Xu Damao chuckled.
"Xu Damao, if you dare to do it, I will kill you!" Sha Zhu threatened while pretending to be calm.
"Hey, the more you tell me not to do something, the more I want to do it. Just wait, Silly Zhu." Xu Damao laughed and ran out of the yard immediately.
"Xu Damao, how dare you!" Sha Zhu just refused to open his mouth or admit his mistake.
The more he forbade Xu Damao to do something, the more Xu Damao insisted on doing it.
Not long after, Xu Damao came over holding a long yellow-brown object with a sly smile on his face.
"Hehehe, Shazhu, take a look at this thing, is it familiar to you?" Xu Damao was waving the thing in front of Shazhu.
He also deliberately avoided his movable hands.
"Xu Damao, take it away quickly, take it away!" Sha Zhu looked at the thing in his hand with disgust and horror.
"Ugh~" After just looking at it for two times, Sha Zhu felt nauseous and retched.
"Alas, Shazhu, you can't do it either. You can even eat feces and urine, so why can't you smell it?" Xu Damao laughed.
"But it's okay. It doesn't matter if you can't get used to the smell. Just eat it."
After saying that, Xu Damao came to Sha Zhu with the thing and moved it closer to Sha Zhu's mouth little by little.
Seeing this, Sha Zhu immediately closed his mouth tightly and held on tightly, refusing to let go.
"Silly Zhu, don't keep your mouth shut, open your mouth, ah!"
No matter how Xu Damao tried to pry, Sha Zhu just kept his mouth shut and refused to give in.
"Don't open your mouth. It's okay. I have plenty of ways."
Xu Damao kept holding something high and pointed at Sha Zhu's face with one hand.
"Xu Damao doesn't want to do anything!" Sha Zhu waved his hands frantically, trying to prevent Xu Damao from hitting him.
"Shazhu, don't hide!" Xu Damao laughed. No matter how Shazhu hid, he pressed his forehead tightly with one hand, and then threw it towards his mouth!
"Bang!" With a crisp sound, the thing hit Sha Zhu's mouth and splashed everywhere.
"Xu Damao!" Sha Zhu shouted, "Your motherf*ck made me eat shit. When I get better, I will beat you to death!"
"Ahahahaha——" Xu Damao burst into laughter, "Shazhu, you fool, you didn't expect to be fooled by me!"
"Ah ha ha."
Looking at Xu Damao's sarcastic look, Sha Zhu realized that something was wrong.
Shazhu stuck out his tongue and tasted it carefully. It tasted a little salty, different from the taste of shit.
Look at the color again. Although it is yellowish and brownish, you can still tell that something is wrong. The color is different.
“This is soy sauce!”
Of course he was just a bystander. Xu Damao didn't have the courage to take the rice field to find Sha Zhu. Even if he was given a hundred times the courage, he wouldn't be able to do it.
I would find the people who delivered breakfast, especially those who brought soy sauce, and wait until they finished eating. Then I would dip some gauze in soy sauce and then deliberately squeeze it into long strips.
Unexpectedly, when I showed it to Sha Zhu, it was so real that it scared Sha Zhu.
"Silly Zhu, you didn't expect that."
"Hahaha--"
After teasing Sha Zhu, Xu Damao laughed wildly and strode out of the ward.
"Xu Damao!"
(End of this chapter)