Chapter 479: Who is the unlucky one when the stick explodes in the manure pit?

Chapter 479: Who is the unlucky one when the stick explodes in the manure pit?

Chapter 479: Who is the unlucky one when the stick explodes in the manure pit?

After going out for gambling, Li Kailang returned home.

This trip to the casino was a fruitful one.

Not only did he make a small profit of forty or fifty dollars, but he also mastered the gambling skills that he had just started.

It's not common to be able to upgrade a level in just one night.

Finally, I discovered a trick that can improve my gambling skills as long as I am willing to spend money. How can I not like such a convenient advanced technique?

After all, how can you go back and forth to the casino without spending any money?

"Review how those people cheated."

Li Kailang took out the poker cards he had bought and tried to replicate the dealer's and some of the Thousand Hands' techniques.

Their hand speed is so fast that most people cannot really see it, but under Li Kailang's "double-speed" eyes, nothing can escape his sight. Even the fastest movements are just slow motion in his eyes.

Li Kailang also discovered through this that simply calling upon a certain part of the body consumes much less energy than the 'Superman' mode.

This single-site application can be used for more than one minute at a time.

If used intermittently, it can last even longer.

“I remember doing that.”

Li Kailang tried to replicate all the tricks he had seen from the Baoju Bureau.

Stealing cards, fake cutting, fake shuffling, and dealing empty cards.

Li Kailang has only seen these four kinds of cheating techniques so far. He can tell their meanings by looking at the words. The contents of the cheating techniques are just like their names.

Li Kailang mainly has a fresh memory of stealing cards, and on the other hand it was the last hand he bet on.

On the other hand, the dealer uses this method to let him win.

"At the time I thought she had 19 points, but in fact it must have been lower than that. When I opened the cards, she secretly changed them and gave a similar number."

"You want me to have a chance and gamble again next time."

The game uses this little bit of luck to make novices addicted and keep spending money.

"What a pity! No matter how good you are at stealing cards, it won't be as fast as it disappears. No matter how good you are at it, it's not as powerful as my ring."

"If I had a deck of cards in my hand, I would definitely win."

Li Kailang looked at the ring on his middle finger. Except for him, no one could see that he was wearing the ring. This was safer than hiding it in the palm of his hand. He didn't have to worry about being seen.

After the review, Li Kailang practiced a few techniques and then lay down on the bed to sleep.

"I have to go to Xinhua Bookstore to study tomorrow. I can't delay it again. I didn't go last week, so I have to go now."

Although my mechanical skills have been improved to a certain level and I no longer need to study the knowledge learned at night university, I cannot be complacent about this.

Jia family.

Jia Dongxu lay on the bed, his head resting on his hands, staring blankly at the ceiling, not knowing what he was thinking.

Last night, Jia Dongxu had a nightmare.

Jia Dongxu couldn't remember exactly what he dreamed about, he only remembered bits and pieces, and Yi Zhonghai had never taught him seriously over the years.

Yi Zhonghai has been fooling him all along, and teaching him techniques was completely a scam.

Jia Dongxu was awakened by this nightmare and recalled Yi Zhonghai's situation.

"No, why is it my turn? Why have I always been a first-class worker before? This shouldn't be the case, right?"

The worst rank of Jia Dongxu's other senior brothers was a third-level worker, but when it came to him, he was always a first-level worker and could not be promoted no matter what.

In the past, Jia Dongxu thought that it was because he did not study hard enough, fishing for three days and drying the nets for two days, that was why he could not get promoted.

Now that I think about it, Yi Zhonghai must have deliberately not taught seriously.

As for why Yi Zhonghai did this, Jia Dongxu could more or less guess it.

Firstly, he was asked by Jia Zhang to be Yi Zhonghai's apprentice. Yi Zhonghai did not want to accept him as his disciple at first. Although he accepted him, he taught him reluctantly.

Especially after studying for a few years, when he was no longer an apprentice and became a first-level worker, he no longer studied seriously. Yi Zhonghai's repeated teachings were useless, so he was too lazy to teach seriously.

In fact, it was also Jia Dongxu's fault. Jia Dongxu's laziness in the first few years made Yi Zhonghai feel that he had lost all his face and he didn't want to teach anymore.

Secondly, after Yi Zhonghai and Banggeng became godparents, they particularly did not want the Jia family to live too well. It would be best if they could eat well but not starve to death.

In this way, the Jia family will need Yi Zhonghai to provide constant help, and he can also win people's hearts with small favors from time to time.

It was just that Jia Dongxu was suddenly promoted to a second-level worker, and his salary increased by 5 yuan compared to before, but this change did not affect Yi Zhonghai's plan at all.

Thinking of this, Jia Dongxu's eyes instantly became ferocious, "I didn't expect that you, Yi Zhonghai, would be such a person. No wonder I didn't see it before."

At this moment, Jia Dongxu only felt that his brain was particularly sharp, and things that he had never thought of before now made sense to him.

"Dongxu, the meal is ready, let's eat."

After lying down for the whole morning, Jia Dongxu finally got out of bed to eat.

Steamed corn bread with cabbage and some pickles is a very plain meal, and it is eaten by almost every household.

Jia Dongxu was a little dazed, holding the steamed bun, without moving for a long time.

"Dongxu, what's wrong with you?" Qin Huairu asked with concern.

Jia Dongxu is the pillar of the family, and nothing can happen to him.

"Oh~" Jia Dongxu came back to his senses, took a few mouthfuls of rice, and looked at Qin Huairu, wondering whether he should tell her about Yi Zhonghai.

If some words are not said, everything will remain the same. Once they are said, many things will change.

After thinking for a long time, Jia Dongxu decided to say it out, after all, Qin Huairu was his wife.

The main reason is that there are few people around him who can discuss things with him, and Jia Zhang is still in prison, and no one knows what she is doing.

The only person who can discuss things now is Qin Huairu who is beside him.

As for telling other people, Jia’s popularity in the courtyard is not very good, even Sha Zhu doesn’t like him.

For a moment, Jia Dongxu was a little envious of Cui Yuan and Xu Damao. Whenever they encountered any major problems, they would consult Li Kailang.

Li Kailang would also give him advice.

"We'll talk later. Let's eat first."

Bang Geng is there too. Bang Geng and Yi Zhonghai are sworn brothers. Besides, he is grown up now, so he might blurt it out.

"Okay." Qin Huairu nodded.

After dinner, Jia Dongxu sent Banggeng and Xiaodang out to play.

"I don't want to go out. It's too sunny outside." Bang Geng refused.

"Just go out when I tell you to. What are you doing staying at home all day, little brat? Go out and get some sun. Hurry up."

Banggeng came out reluctantly and looked up at the sun in the sky. Where else could he go to play?

None of the friends who live close to him want to play with him, and he still has the title of the King of Shit and Piss.

Jia Dongxu closed and locked the door, then pulled Qin Huairu to the innermost part of the bedroom.

"Huai Ru, let me tell you, Yi Zhonghai is not a good person. Do you know why I have been a first-class worker for these days? This bastard doesn't teach seriously."

Jia Dongxu spoke out all his thoughts in detail.

"what?"

"Dongxu, Master Yi is just such a person."

Qin Huairu covered her mouth, stunned. She couldn't believe Jia Dongxu's suspicion. His words impacted Qin Huairu's understanding of Yi Zhonghai over the past few years.

"Don't call him uncle, he's just a piece of shit. He did this on purpose, especially after Banggeng and Juehu Renqin, he stopped teaching me."

"Tell me, he has so many third and fourth level apprentices, why can't he teach me a first level apprentice? If he can't teach well, won't he ask other apprentices to teach? He just deliberately doesn't let me!"

At this moment, Jia Dongxu was full of hatred towards Yi Zhonghai.

Hearing Jia Dongxu's confident words, Qin Huairu had no choice but to believe this fact.

"Dongxu, what should we do next?"

Qin Huairu suddenly panicked and held Jia Dongxu's hand tightly. Without Yi Zhonghai's protection, they didn't know what to do in the future.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here, everything will be fine."

Jia Dongxu didn't have any ideas of his own. He just wanted to get things done, but he didn't have any solution at all.

Seeing Qin Huairu's worried expression, he could only say a few words of comfort.

"It's okay, we'll still be the same as before, but you need to be careful and don't tell everything in the future. Be careful of Yi Zhonghai's tricks, or I'll make her suffer in the future."

"This bastard, no wonder he has no family left. He wants Banggeng to take care of him in his old age? Bah! He is our own son. He doesn't even have time to take care of him. How can he let him take care of him in his old age? He is dreaming!"

Jia Dongxu couldn't think of any solution, and he didn't have the confidence to turn against his friends, so he could only live like this for the time being and wait until he could think of a solution.

What the two of them didn't notice was that under the window outside the bedroom, two small figures were hiding from the sun.

One person was lying on the wall and heard the conversation between the two clearly.

The figures under the window were none other than Banggeng and Xiaodang.

Banggeng was driven out. He thought for a long time but couldn't think of anywhere to play. It was too sunny outside and he was too lazy to go out to bask in the sun.

Banggeng had no choice but to take Xiaodang to find a place to hide from the sun and go back later.

Unexpectedly, I just found a random position and could hear the conversation between the two clearly.

"Yi Zhonghai, you bastard!"

Banggeng liked Yi Zhonghai at first because he gave him candies. But when Yi Zhonghai stopped giving him candies, Banggeng stopped liking him. Banggeng is such a realistic person.

When Banggeng heard that Jia Dongxu was deliberately not letting his family live a good life, he immediately became angry.

Bang Geng’s logic is very simple. If Yi Zhonghai doesn’t allow Jia Dongxu to be successful, Jia Dongxu won’t be able to make money, and if he can’t make money, he won’t be able to eat meat.

If he is unhappy because he cannot eat the meat, it means he has a grudge against him.

After some investigation, it was found that all the faults were on Yi Zhonghai.

"You stinky bastard, I'll punish you for not letting me eat meat!" Bang Geng said viciously.

After racking my brains for a long time, I finally came up with a good idea.

"Hey, sister, don't move here. I'll be back soon."

After talking to Xiaodang, Banggeng immediately ran out of the yard, ready to take revenge.

night.

Yi Zhonghai hurriedly picked up the toilet paper and went to the toilet, completely unaware that someone was following him.

It's early spring now, and your butt won't be too cold when you squat in the toilet.

It was getting dark now and there were not many people in the public toilet. Yi Zhonghai randomly chose a toilet and squatted in it.

"Plop, plop—"

Hearing the noise, Bang Geng at the door smiled evilly and took out a series of firecrackers.

"If you don't let me eat meat, I'll kill you! You eat shit too!"

The only solution Banggeng could think of was his own miserable situation back then.

With a 'click' sound, the match struck.

'Zi~'

"Hehe." He threw the stick hard towards the top of the door.

"Snapped."

"Hey!"

"Who did it!"

When Yi Zhonghai saw the firecrackers suddenly appear in front of him, he was so scared that his anus shrank and broke.

His eyes widened and he tried to stand up without even bothering to wipe his butt.

"Crackling!!!"

"Ah!"

One firecracker after another exploded on Yi Zhonghai's body, causing him burning pain. He could only scream while dodging the exploding firecrackers.

Before he could open the door and leave, danger arrived.

A big firecracker was blown into a pit, and one can imagine what was inside the pit.

"Boom!!!" A loud and dull sound.

I saw a "road to heaven" blasted out of the pit, rushing upwards along the hole.

"Ahhhhh!!!!" The feces reached the ceiling of the public toilet, and Yi Zhonghai had nowhere to hide inside.

The feces poured down on Yi Zhonghai like flowers scattered from heaven.

"what!!!"

"Bah!"

"Hehe!" Bang Geng, whose conspiracy had succeeded, laughed and ran away immediately.

"Who did it!"

Yi Zhonghai was so angry that he opened the toilet door with his pants held up. There was no one in the public toilet. He immediately chased out, but Bang Geng was nowhere to be seen.

"Who did it! Who the hell did it!" Yi Zhonghai roared, jumping up and down in anger.

The onlookers who came after hearing the noise smelled the stench of shit on Yi Zhonghai, frowned, pinched their noses, and didn't dare to get close at all.

After hearing what he said, I immediately pointed in a direction and said, "It's a child, which way is he running?"

This direction is the direction of the courtyard.

"Damn it! Don't let me catch you!" Yi Zhonghai cursed and immediately chased after him, running straight to the yard.

Standing at the gate, Yi Zhonghai looked up to the sky and roared: "Who? Who did it? I won't let you go!"

Yi Zhonghai's roar attracted the attention of people around him.

"Oh my god, what's that smell? It's so strong!"

"What's wrong? Who broke the shit?"

"Who is it? Let me see!"

Seeing that the situation was getting more and more serious, Yi Zhonghai covered his face and ran back home immediately.

Before anyone in the yard could react, Yi Zhonghai took his bath ticket and clothes and headed straight for the bathhouse.

Take off your clothes and jump into the bathtub.

"Who is it? It stinks. Did you eat shit?"

"Damn it, I haven't showered in months, why is there such a strong smell?"

"Ugh~"

The people bathing in the bathhouse smelled feces and urine, and they retched continuously. They didn't even bother to bathe, but immediately packed up and ran out, breathing heavily.
"I almost died!"

"I'm fine. I'm saved."

"No more washing."

After breathing some fresh air, a group of people went in to find the culprit.

Yi Zhonghai took a hasty bath and looked at the yellow water in the bathtub with yellow stars floating on the water.

"Run!" Seeing that things were going badly, Yi Zhonghai packed up his things and left immediately. Before leaving, he even brushed his clothes with bath water.

"Which bastard did this?" A group of people came to arrest the man with a solemn promise.

Yi Zhonghai had already run away.

Everyone came to find nothing, and only saw the bathing pool that smelled of oil.

"Ugh~"

Hurrying back to the yard, Yi Zhonghai didn't even have time to catch his breath, he immediately grabbed the clothes and smelled them.

"Fortunately, it's washed away." Yi Zhonghai breathed a sigh of relief, at least the smell of shit was washed away.

The next moment, anger rushed to his head: "Damn it, whose son of a bitch is this not well-educated!"

"I'm so angry. I'm so angry!"

Yi Zhonghai felt that he had some prestige in the courtyard, and that he was a big boss. He was usually kind to others, helping others whenever needed and not getting into conflicts with others.

I didn't expect that I would be tricked by someone, and he was just a child.

Not only will you be covered in shit, but your reputation will also be ruined.

Fortunately, it was at night, so not many people saw it, and they didn't see clearly how badly he was hit. Otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable.

"No, I can't stand this!" Yi Zhonghai stepped into the yard with a dark face and roared, "Everyone, hold a meeting in the middle court!"

"Oh, what's wrong with Yi Zhonghai? Why is he so angry?" Li Kailang murmured. He was concentrating on practicing gambling skills and didn't pay attention to what was happening outside.

"I'm tired from practicing, so I'd like to take a break."

Others were also curious about what was wrong with Yi Zhonghai.

"Who cares? As long as there's fun to be had, that's fine."

Everyone in the yard went to the central courtyard for a meeting with curiosity.

Yi Zhonghai was glad that he hurried back to get his clothes and no one noticed anything, so he left again.

No one knows about the shit he got into.

"Hehe." Banggeng listened to Yi Zhonghai's angry voice and laughed even more happily while hiding under the quilt.

"If you don't let me eat meat, I'll make you eat shit too!"

For a moment, Banggeng laughed even more wildly, because finally someone was going to inherit his title of the King of Shit and Piss.

Soon, the middle courtyard was packed with people.

Everyone sat together in groups of three or four. Those who brought benches sat down, and those who didn't stood. No one spoke, just stared at Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai looked around and saw that most of the people were adults, but no children.

"Bring all the children here. This matter is related to children. Bring all the children here!" Yi Zhonghai said with a dark face.

Especially looking at the people in the back room, these people are the ones Yi Zhonghai is most suspicious of.

Listening to Yi Zhonghai's words, everyone just wanted to watch the fun and brought everything with them, too lazy to refute anything.

Bang Geng, Yan Jiekuang, Liu Guangfu, and several other people whose names are unknown, such as Bai Chi in the back room, totaling about seven or eight people.

A general staff meeting was held regarding the collapse of Yi Zhonghai.

(End of this chapter)